I was an English teacher who accidentally became a host, who then became a column writer even though I didn’t have any bloody A-levels, and then I became a radio DJ on BBC Radio 1 having no idea what the hell I was doing. Then I came here, having never acted in my life, and now I’m acting opposite Ted Danson with a seven-year deal. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. Maybe I’ll bring out a rap album, I don’t know. Or become a professional tango dancer. I have no trajectory. If I had a trajectory I probably would never have been able to do all the fun things I’ve done.
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A healthy baby girl, a princess was born, with beautiful golden hair.
I’ll give you a hint: that’s Rapunzel.
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🙏🙏🙏
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HARRY POTTER MEME » [5/5] deaths: The Peverell brothers
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I gotta go.
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