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The three words she longs to hear:

#columbo #i want you to know i'm doing everything possible to try to space out the columboposting

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COLUMBO: There's just one thing I can't figure out, maybe you can help me. You looked at the DM with the video at 9:51 and reacted with a heart emoji at 9:52, right? But the video lasts 5 minutes, so how did you have time to--

KILLER: punches Columbo in the face and easily throws him over a cliff

#columbo #seriously if you're a killer and columbo takes you to an isolated place to tell you how he caught you just throw him over a cliff #it's easy i don't know why they don't all do it

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Columbo, you piece of shit! The case is closed, Columbo! Everyone knows it was an accident! Columbo you are a motherfucker! Stop hassling the poor widower, Columbo, you nasty asshole! You absolute bastard, Columbo! Colum- oh you were right again. Huh. 200th time in a row. Well how I was supposed to know

#columbo #you are human trash columbo #i'm gonna kick your ass columbo

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Furthermore:

I can't help reading all Krazy Kat dialogue in Peter Falk's voice and now neither can you.

#krazy kat #peter falk #columbo #jus need to aks you some quessions dahlink

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I can't help reading all Krazy Kat dialogue in Peter Falk's voice and now neither can you.

#krazy kat #peter falk #columbo #jus need to aks you some quessions dahlink

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#nancy #you #are #gay

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1994 Green Lantern #51 DC Comics House Ad hyping up A New Dawn, Kyle Rayner’s debut as the new Green Lantern in Ron Marz and Darryl Banks legendary run.

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Joined Letterboxd a while back and now it's time to get myself banned by admitting I fell asleep during Dune (2021) AND the critical darling Analyze That (2002).

#letterboxd #analyze that (2002) #how the hell am i the first to use the analyze that (2002) tag

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My touching Toriyama story is that when I was 11 or so I spent several weeks trying to map out which issues of the Dragon Ball manga corresponded to which episodes of the anime so I could buy the exact one where Yamcha sees Bulma nude through a window. My calculations were off, but the random issue I got ended up having a tiny drawing of boobs in an ad on the inner back cover and I was like "eh, I can work with that," so the story has a happy ending. RIP Toriyama-sensei.

#akira toriyama #dragon ball #rip toriyama

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Update: got the first comment mentioning Weinstein at 2,300 views. The experiment is concluded.

Garfield trailer looks fun but I'm baffled by THAT casting choice (2:01)

#garfield #the garfield movie #harvey weinstein

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This video now has 343 views and not a single comment about the fact that I added Harvey Weinstein to the credits. I guess this is what they mean about kids having no media literacy.

Garfield trailer looks fun but I'm baffled by THAT casting choice (2:01)

#garfield #the garfield movie #harvey weinstein

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Garfield trailer looks fun but I'm baffled by THAT casting choice (2:01)

#garfield #the garfield movie #so much for cancel culture #Youtube

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Dreamt I was back in school and we were visited by "Pokeman - the man Pokemon is based on." Initially I was disappointed that he was just a regular guy talking about getting off drugs, but he made some great points and I wished I was doing drugs so that I could say I got off them because of Pokeman.

#pokemon #pokeman #the man pokemon is based on

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Can't tell if Twitter search has gotten way better or way worse.

#quentin tarantino #twitter #all i wanted to know was if someone had ever made a parody or something of jack kirby's forever people with tarantino style dialogue damn

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By far the most disturbingly evocative Radiohead lyric

#radiohead #arrest me

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I like it when comics make the effort to give the characters relatable motivations.

#love and rockets #comics!!!

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When my PC keeps asking me if I want to copy the contents of the USB drive.

#stringer bell #relatable #so true