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Anakin: Hey Snips, what's going on?

Ahsoka: Teenage rebellion.

Anakin: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.

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Anakin: In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down.

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Anakin: *Makes a jerking off motion every time someone on the Council talks.*

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Obi-Wan: I assume you realise that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Anakin: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Luke: I could fix him.

Darth Sidious: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad.

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Padme, to Anakin: There's something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you...

Padme: Can we kiss?

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Anakin: I just heard Obi-Wan call R2 a “fucking liar” because he beeped like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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Luke: Ya'll ever flown an X-Wing before?

Luke: Me neither. I'm actually freaking the fuck out right now.

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Anakin: My girl is mad at me.

Anakin: I hope I die.

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Anakin, casually taking four steps at a time:

Ahsoka, falling behind, taking two steps at a time: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-

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Anakin: We tried things your way, Ahsoka.

Ahsoka: No, we didn’t?

Anakin: I did in my head, and it didn’t work.

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Anakin, in the World Between Worlds: Okay, I ruined your life, but did you not have fun? Exactly, relax.

Obi-Wan:

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Padme, about Anakin: His big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me.

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Anakin: Hello Masters!

The Jedi Council:

Anakin: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.

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