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svtinq · 2 years
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omg i love ur hs headcanons, can i request like the genshin boys but as substitute teachers? preferably childe, zhongli, itto, diluc, xiao and kaeya plss - if thats too much its fine!!
teachers? oml bloody genius
genshin boys as substitute teachers (ft. DCKZ + xiao and itto)
Diluc
"good afternoon everyone"
grumpy
"quiet when I take the role, I want no funny business."
probably leaves the class alone most of time bc he has "emails to send"
sighs so mf loud when the class gets too loud
sipping his black coffee every two seconds while he's typing away on his computer
established the fact that he can answer your questions at the start of the class bc he has a "literature degree" even though he's taking a physics class
looks busy and scary enough that no one approaches him w/ their "literature" questions
wearing a low buttoned black shirt and hair tied back in a low ponytail
he's the teacher u wanna get a piece of ifykyk
girls and gays be whispering about him after class
actually a really good teacher, very coherent and answers the question
Childe
"oh let me see what you guys are doing..."
the P.E teacher sub who forgot they had to be here.
turns the air con on SO HIGH and is still sweating
forgets to take the role until theres 10 minutes left of the class
let's you out 5 minutes if you promise not to "trip and die" in the five minutes left bc he doesn't want to get sued.
super chill, i promise you that you will get no work done
has those casual conversations with the class, the vibe turns grey after you figure out he has a fiance.
too dumb w/ a lack of credentials to answer literally anything so he insists the questions you ask him aren't included in his paycheck
"trigonometry? oh yeah .. no"
if you are picking subjects/university courses, expect him to give a big lecture about taking sports science or coaching
Kaeya
"shoosh, shush shushs sushsuuhs shhhhhh"
" you guys are giving me a bloody migraine"
the sub that everyone loves
you hear cheering when he walks into the room
sits down and rolls his eyes before proceeding with the role call - he knows he's iconic
drippyy
"so rachel what's up with you and bryan?"
adopts and i mean adopts every child
will be patrolling at lunch and get bombarded
wanted to leave the school one time but the kids protested
very attractive, 10/10 teacher crush material
zhongli
he's a chinese teacher with the cutest accent
zhongli is like unintentionally funny, theres just too much of a cultural difference
when substituting for an english class he walks in, stares at everyone, smiles and nods before sitting down and not saying a word for the rest of the lesson
"a-aron"
mispronounces literally every name on the role, not just the exotic ones
will see a chinese last name on the roll and his face lights up
proceeds to have a conversation in chinese on the spot while everyone is just confused
also very attractive and always well groomed
bitch comes to teach in a suit every day
if you get him at the end of the day and he's tired, your tired, seeing him taking his suit jacket off and loosening his tie is gonna keep you awake ALL NIGHT - different kind of caffeine bro
xiao
tired substitute
studying to teach chemistry/physics cause I swear the science department is always on their last line
seeing him not be tired and smile is like seeing a shooting star bitch, you better wish you could take a picture
has tattoos and is forced to cover them up, but he fucked the system and still wears sleeveless tops and turtlenecks anyway
NECK TATTOO PLS
apprentice teacher so he's really young and seggsy ijsnvils n burnt out ig
"oh you need help with this one?"
talks in the deepest and calmest voice and leans over your shoulder to read the question
the guys don't really like him, oh i wonder why?
this sexy asian man is the standard be sure to ask a lotta questions ;)
itto
retired athlete
he probably played rugby
the girls would be asking questions and accidently find out his athlete profile
known around the school and sticks out like a sore thumb, a big thicc thumb
doesn't care if the class if loud asf but the teachers next door always tell him off
"okay so we're gonna have to turn the volume down by like 35 okay?"
yeah no he's not gonna be able to answer any questions but he tries really hard
the younger year levels bully him while the older ones drool over him
if you come to school early enough he'll be in the school pool swimming laps or running on the track field
forgets to call the role, the administration is not happy with him lmao
"so how was everyone's weekend?"
wears tank tops and basketball shorts to school
goes wack on house spirit day - #1 contender to be voted to wear the school dress
the head of the sports department is really done with babysitting him
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svtinq · 2 years
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highschool headcanons (4NEMO ver.) pt.2
venti
the most chaotic bitch in the whole school
has pulled the chair on the teacher, found their facebook account and blackmailed them with the info he knows about their dark past
triple threat - threat to the society, the students and the teachers
went to a private boys primary school and played the female lead, he bagged a lot of guys 
childhood friends with xiao, picked him up while they were both ditching school
still hasn’t hit puberty, claims his balls dropped tho
100% sells fake elevator passes and his old homework to freshman
oh boy this guy is partying EVERY NIGHT
hangs with the druggies so everyone has no idea if he’s high or just himself..
sings choir and has crazy range. Can sing soprano 2 on a good day
comes to school tired on caffeine or high no in between, regardless he has the most chaotic and crazy energy
everyone knows of him theres not one soul who hasn’t heard his name
that “gay” friend in a whole group of girls - w/ the drama kids
attention span is non existent
life of the party
xiao
he has a whole fanclub at school comprised of twilight fans, mafia wattpad readers and degenerates that are too scared shy to talk to him
did lil’huddy before lil’ huddy, the og emo
hangs with the art/drama kids
babysits venti (they went to the same primary school) although he claims to hate him 
venti and aether are the only ones he tolerates
played the second male lead in the primary school play, let’s say xiao found himself a little too in character...
you can find him in every classroom occupying the chair at the back left side next to the window
he is never listening in class, but you can find him doodling or writing song lyrics instead
wears eyeliner. don’t fight me this is literally true
very intimidating and sexy aura
wears a grungy and alternative style, headphones on like 24/7
probably plays guitar with a band outside of school
kinda mean ngl and unapproachable 
on the track team
aether
wanted that chill and peaceful freshman experience
childhood friends with kaeya and childe aka two of the most well-known guys in the whole area, so no that lowkey life was not happening
has senior girls come up to him asking about them ALL the time
also known as lumine’s twin, who is very popular with the guys.. he’s swatting them like flies.
popular but not through intent
that cutscene at the start of the game where he reaches his arm out for his sister? It be like that everyday in the hallway when the guys just “pick her up” and run away
unbothered and annoyed 24/7
joined the track team w/ lumine and met xiao there
in the photography club, don’t ask it just makes sense
afterschool he kind of just dissapears?
is friends with everyone, but still decides to sit with the nerds
good grades 
kazuha
won the school talent show by reading a haikku
everyone loves him DONT EVEN - if childes the golden boy, kazuha’s like the golden..dog. 
turns straight ppl gay
the time he got told off for his dyed hair he turned around to look at the teacher and she started crying at his beauty
probs friends with zhongli ngl.. they kind of just live in the school library.
lands the role when the school does shakespeare
this boys vocabulary is so THick absolutely no clue what he’s talking about
nose in a book whenever you see him
shortest guy on the basketball team, smart and athletic
i think his basketball mates would like lift him up to help him dunk LMAO
in the student council
ik just KNOW he has the prettiest handwriting and notes
the rule simply is don’t fuck with him, because although he could handle you on his own, he has the whole basketball team as his self proclaimed dads
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svtinq · 2 years
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highschool headcanons (DCKZ ver.) pt.1
zhongli
- the foreign exchange student ™
- the guy who is too good looking compared to the people he hangs out with
- probs be friends with the greasy yt boys who are like science nerds idk
- would only talk to them bc they showed interest in his rock collection once in pity
- would be clueless and not fit in to his own friend group
- group uses him to catfish the girls but he lowkey is clueless abt it
- gets so many girls and I mean SO many
- very well presented but can be overwhelming at times
- probably dresses really nice and comes from some rich family
- his english is freakishly good but sometimes he makes really dumb pronunciation mistakes that have the straight ass guys gushing
childe
- varsity kid there's no question
- can see him being trouble and does a lot of stupid things to "test his limits"
- I feel like he's smarter than he looks and would have pretty good grades
- tutors math as a side job… n would flip if anyone found out
- he wouldn't care about popularity but I feel like he would be VERY popular even with the people in the higher and lower year levels
- the schools pride, they have all collectively adopted him as their son
- varsity jacket and girls on him all the goddamn time,
- does all the school tours with his own charm
- def gets sports captain
- golden boy ™ protect.
kaeya
- RESIDENT PLAYBOY
- but for once it's not a jock
- feel like he would be a drama kid? like the really attractive one that lands the lead everytime
- makes drama girls go FERAL and fight so hard for the lead
- the boys stand no chance against him in auditions vbthudis
- CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM IN COSTUME OR SUM MY MAN KAEYA IN A 19TH CENTURY MUSICAL IS SO SEXY
- uses acting skills to make girls fall for him lmao or sometimes unintentionally
- you can't lay eyes on this man and not continue living with at least a small crush
- he's kind of stupid when it comes to academics tho but it's cute so who cares?
- feel like he would have an unpooular/reserved best friend who everyone is jealous of and they keep him in check like all the time lol
diluc
- football player
- like the stereotypical w/ a cheerleader s/o? (was prob set up)
- very quiet and resetved
- doesn’t want attention but gets it
- is in w the popular kids but he doesn't talk?
- he also isn't as abnoxious as the other football players
- drinks respect women juice
- hard to approach but when you talk to him he's actually quite shy
- blushes a lot shdhuiwhs when it gets personal
- he would be smart and actually get good grades in school
- always find him in the library during exam periods by himself
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