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Roman: Is this mistletoe?

Janus: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Roman: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.

Janus: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

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Patton, while balancing an ice cream cone on his head: Do I look like a rhino or a unicorn?

Janus: You look like an idiot.

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Is Ao3 down for anyone else?

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Logan, smirks: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius.

Janus: Keep it up, Logan, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".

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Roman: Whatever you've stolen, give it back.

Janus: We haven't stolen a darn thing.

Remus: [appears] I've stolen the darn thing, Janus! Let's go!

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Patton: Do you think you could go a little faster?

Logan: Pat! It's a school zone!

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Janus: So, you think to thwart my plan-

Virgil: Don't stop to tell him the plan!

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Patton: *Sets the kitchen on fire*

Virgil, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult??

Patton: He’s asleep on the couch.

Remus: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.

Remus dumps water on Janus: Wake up dumbass, the kitchen is on fire.

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Patton: *trying to fix something*

Patton: Could you give me a hand?

Remus: Sure.

Remus: *takes his arm off and hands it to him*

Patton: You're cute, but that's not what I meant.

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Virgil: Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo

Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo

Today sucked, doo-doo, doo-doo

Today sucked.

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Janus: My toxic trait is telling people to take care of themselves while I'm running on three hours of sleep, enough caffeine to kill an elephant, and a single Oreo.

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Janus: I honestly just love sleep so much. Like you just close your eyes and you're gone bitch. Brain logged the fuck off. Powerful.

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Janus: I’m not good at heartfelt words, so instead I’m gonna venmo you 200 dollars.

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Roman: So, what's for dinner?

Logan, staring at the food he burnt: Regret.

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