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sympathetic-deception · 10 months
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Logan, smirks: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius.
Janus: Keep it up, Logan, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".
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0arsman · 2 years
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Remy: Do you like the wine?
Janus: I do
Remy: I can tell
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cxsxnovx · 2 years
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When Janus said "I didn't say liar I said...lawyer. Totally different." I couldn't help but be like: "Sir, are you implying that you said liar in a Jersey Accent or sum?" 😭 I am not mentally stable
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2587
Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)
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Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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loganslowdown4 · 2 months
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sanders sides + text posts part 14
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warnadudenexttime · 7 months
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Janus:
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st7arlight · 3 days
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i-am-bitterly-jittery · 7 months
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Roman *answering the phone*: hello?
Kidnapper: we have your brother
Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/
Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*
Janus: what was that about?
Roman: Remus made some new friends
Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls
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spoondrifts · 8 months
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sympathetic-deception · 4 months
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Roman: Is this mistletoe?
Janus: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Roman: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
Janus: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.
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logan-the-artist · 2 months
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it’s been a while since i drew him 💛
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takethesunnysideup · 2 months
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Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha guys talking about?
Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-
Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.
Logan: Uh, why?
Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?
Roman: Remus can’t spell..
Logan: What?
Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Aww..
Logan: What’s happening?
Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha talking about?
Roman: Taxes.
Remus: Aw, shucks.
Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??
Remus: Treat??
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Treat?
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Awww…
Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.
Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?
Remus: Snack?!?!
Janus: Oh, dude, really??
Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!
Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.
Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?
Remus: TREAT???
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT????
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT??
Roman: NO TREAT!
Remus: GOD DAMNIT!
Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.
Remus: Yeaaahhh :)
Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??
Remus: Party.
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blackoutbugza · 2 months
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a pretty long incorrect quote today
logan, frustrated: all of the sides are so different! how on earth am i supposed to keep track of every single one of them?!
janus: it’s easy, use their differences to your advantage. for example: humor. hey, patton.
patton: yeah?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
patton: why?
janus: because seven eight nine
patton: (laughs)
janus: hey remus.
remus: what?
janus: why was six afraid of seven?
remus: why?
janus: because seven was a registered six offender
remus: (laughs)
(logan taking notes in the background)
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sides-of-quotes · 10 days
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Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.
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