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#fun thing about working for a smaller company is i get to have personal one sided beef with people#[REDACTED] youre an idiot. btw.#'yeah its been approved :)' *checks notes* well it's actually been rejected as of a day before you said that. omg#'yeah it'll reach your account on monday' what do you think 5-7 business days processing time MEANS
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22 with milo/sh? Currently reading your stuff for drawing inspo btw :^)
>:3 okay, this was ridiculously fun (and god, these are all getting longer and longer). (also, HELLO, BLESS YOU, BEST MESSAGE TO COME BACK TO >u<!!!)
redacted audio: milo/sweetheart, 601 wordcount, naps with aggro.
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Tonight was all set up to be perfect. Fancy outfits, nice dinner, followed by a cuddle sesh on the couch, some film that neither of them cared much about playing as white noise in the background. The plan was perfect. The food was good. The kisses that followed even better.
But what he hadn’t banked on was a furry little interloper getting all up in their space, stealing his spot on the couch to cuddle up with his mate the minute his back was turned.
“Aggro- buddy, look. You gotta give me an inch here.”
He’d only been gone for a few moments, just long enough to take dessert out of the freezer. It was meant to be a surprise - he’d gone down to the fancy patisserie earlier in the week and picked up one of their favourite treats, the cherry on the top of an otherwise perfect evening.
But now here he was, thrown to the wind, watching as his little man got all cosy with his sweetheart. The little bastard even had the gall to act pleased about it, purring like a motor engine and already halfway to sleepy town, as if he’d been there the whole time.
“You know, Milo.” Their voice is soft and drowsy too, as if they’re also on the edge of sleep, their hand running softly through Aggro’s fur. “I get the impression that he isn’t listening.”
He snorts, shaking his head at the ridiculousness of it all. “Thank you, peanut gallery.”
He crouches beside the couch, reluctantly offering his hand to sniff before he scratches his little idiot’s head, right behind the ears. The purrs get louder, before aggro rolls onto his back, asking for belly rubs, and really, Milo would have thought he was part dog with the way he acts sometimes.
“You’re lucky you’re so goddamn cute, or we’d be having words, little man. You’re killing the mood here. Some sort of wingman you are.”
He shivers as cool fingers settle against the nape of his neck, tracing the skin there. Christ, but if they weren’t talented with their fingers. “And what mood would that be, hmm?”
“What do you think, sweetheart?” He groans as they work their fingers into his hair, massaging at the base of his skull, and fuck. He tilts his head so they can reach further, shifting until he’s leaning against the back of the couch. “Mmm, keep going.”
They oblige him with a smile. “Seems like we’re all on our way to a nap.”
He snorts again, letting his head drop back until he can catch their gaze. “Is that so?”
“At least until your dessert is ready.” Their eyes twinkle at him, their lips curved into a pleased smile as their fingers scratch along his scalp, and if it didn’t feel so good, he’d be more annoyed at the fact that they’d already sussed him out. But he knew better than to try to keep a secret from them.
“You’re a snoop, sweetheart.”
“I know. But you love me for it.” They duck down until they can press a soft kiss against the top of his head, carefully manoeuvring around the cat, who still refuses to move his furry ass.
He hums into it, reaching up until he can cup their cheek, running his thumb along the soft heat of their skin. “More than anything in the world, sweetheart.”
They all get a bit of shut-eye before his timer goes off, timed with the release of Aggro’s dinner, and after they’ve all been fed, he gets his private ‘cuddle’ time with his sweetheart after all.
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cheeky tag for @romirola because everytime I write these two, I think of you!! <33
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#ej writes redacted#milo/sweetheart#redacted milo#writing#gotta go walk the pup so edits will come later#but this was FUN. THANK YOU :D#I need to write more milo/sh!!
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Luxe the rin hcs were from me btw!!! 🧋I don’t think I ever clarified that before but heheheh yeah
rin is totally an emo skateboard boy (he’s an adrenaline junkie) who loves ur titties frfr he didn’t know he was a titty boy until he accidentally groped them while he was trying to teach u to skate like he felt them bad bois and was like oh my god??? Tits? In my hands? So soft? Are those nipples? Are those Y O U R nipples huh???! Why do you not have a bra on?!!! The exchange was quick and he played it down with one of his shitty remarks “use your feet much, idiot?” He’s such a brat but after that encounter, it straight up rewired his brain and suddenly he’s scrolling through his camera roll at night trying to find that one pic of you guys from the beach last summer so he could jerk off to ur bikini clad tits 🙄 he’s highkey lowkey a bit of a perv!
and when y’all are out he’ll order himself a dish he’s knows you would never order yourself so he can feed you food off his plate!!! Rin loves feeding u he thinks ur so damn cute when your eyes light up and open your mouth for another bite :3 He’s such a sweetheart underneath that cold exterior bullshit!!!
THE SHAKING ORGASM HOHOHO MYYYY this man’s a mess when he cums and if you start shaking too hes gonna hit you with that “are you really gonna fucking make fun me right now??” Y’all joke around and pick on each other way too much so of course both of you think the other is clowning on the state ur in right now. After a few glares are shared u guys can’t help but laugh at how sensitive u both are UGHHHHHH HE LOVES YOUUUU SO MUCH I could also write 50k abt him fifjdjdjdjdjdj I want him to [redacted] my ******* and <censored> my *car crash sounds*
LUXE LUV U HOPE UR HAVING A GREAT DAY BB <3
I THOUGHT THEY WERE BUT I WASN'T CONFIDENT SO DIDN'T WANNA TAG JUST IN CASE BUT THANK U BABY AAAAA
oh my god pervy rin makes me absolutely INSANE U HAVE NOOOOO IDEA 🥹🥹 ugh i need him so bad i need that loser boy SO FUCKING BAD i can imagine him rly downplaying everything he feels and then behind closed doors just being so so icky mmmm 💖
i demand an entire fan fic specifically for me about him being a shaky nutting skate-boarding teasing emo loser boy perv and I want it on my desk YESTERDAY
hehe thank you thought this made me giggle :3 he's so handsome n sweet n possessive n perfect ughhhh i literally love tf outta that maaaaaaaan i hope ur having a lovely day too bby
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trigun bookclub time :D volume 2 thoughts
chap 00.1
-vash's method of meditation is the only one that's valid in my eyes/j
-3 seconds of meditating vs 3 hours of training...huh...i wonder...why is that...and what...that says about him...
-hes bad at chess hes like me fr fr
-yey we love a day without casualties :D
chap 00.2
-the bit about us taking shelter on technology but still not knowing what the future holds...yeah that feels timeless now huh
-vash don't go there! oh no he has earbuds he cant hear me (that would literally happen to me tho)
-i love that panel where no one says anything after the girl is like "yeah i can give you pocket money." nice representation of the irritation people feel towards that kind of people. they arent mad just really tired of that bs
-oh man thats actually pretty horrible (page 23)
-"and i think of nothing but love and peace" besides that we know your head is empty but we love you so its ok
-yeah vash show her the real world
-interesting that he makes her see the chance of her dad dying (he didnt know what was gonna happen) which makes sense cuz she cant run from the truth anymore but its also interesting cuz if we was able to not see it he would. he hates seeing people dying and yet he watches and makes others watch. i dont think its about "if i have to, you have to as well" but more about her seeing the consequences of violence (what her father did) and the cycle of hate so she doesnt repeat it. idk.
chap 1
-rem coming out of his coat....hm....
-weird man coming
-YEAH SEND HIM TO HELL >:D
-if rem is holding him back you say...hmmm...i will go back to that later
-well thats creepy
chap 2
-my boi is in jail nooooooooooooo
-you can feel the size of the ship with one panel nightow is ridiculously talented when creating big spaces, like the sandsteamer shot in the last volume
-..... :c
-my babygirl :c
-i like he started the flashback angry as hell and then it turned into sadness cuz even if he makes knives pay nothing will bring rem back
-also the literal ship crashing into his memories what if I [redacted]
-SEE LOOK AT THAT SHIT! SPACE FEELS MASSIVE AND ITS LITERALLY JUST THE PLANET AND THE SHIP
-aaaand hes angry as hell again cuz the memory finished with knives. interesting
-dont look at me with those kind eyes, we saw you
-YEY ITS DIABLO TIME :D go get em
chap 3
-aw cmon :c
-and there goes the arm
-hey >:[ dont call my girl milly an idiot
-ugh you can feel how fucking stressed out he is ahhhhhhhhh
-ah yes, we love seeing how right knives is...
-huh, i wonder if knives is smiling cuz before he was like "nah she was stupid like the rest" but since she got to correct the ships's trajectory he got a bit of respect for her in the end
-is monev vs vash supposed to be like david and goliath? hm
-my god thats fucking beautiful
-also i dont think thats a ghost but maybe like her presence? like vash is remembering her and her kindness
-AH I HATE THAT I HATE THAT. THE CHAPTER IS CALLED FRAGILE, ENDS UP WITH VASH CRYING AND THE "rem" IS SO LITTLE THAT IS ONLY MEANT FOR US AND VASH TO BE AWARE OF IT WHAT IF I CRIED A RIVER AHHHHHH
chap 4
-oh meryl...oh honey...sweetie...
-the scars appear :D yey :D
-meryl is kinda asking him "arent you tired of being nice dont you want to go apeshit" but not really and i like that
-yknow what meryl is right pls go away and live a quiet life pls, ik whats coming but just thinking about it....
-yee ik the reason why but still >:v
-oh....oh i actually forgot about that...oh
-"rem didnt sacrifice her life for a world like that" im tearing up actually and idk why...its been a hard week
-lmao hes so mad at vash
-yeah hunt him down babygirl >:D
chap 5
-....metal >:D
-they deserved it btw
-huh thats actually kinda nice of him i forgot
-ofc he would blame vash for that, then again vash makes all of us at least a little bit soft i think
chap 6
-i love you vash that takes his sweet time to process traumatic situations, yes that was scary
-vash saying "im the deathwish" means a lot to me as an mcr fan lmao. i will think more about that later tho
-HES HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-YES YOU ARE A PRIEST OMG WHY AM I THIS EXCITED
-THEY MEET, OMG THEY ARE MEETING! AMAZING!
-STOP BLUSHING BRO LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIS CHIN LIKE THAT YO
-"go home or go to hell" oh im getting that on a tattoo one day actually, so metal
-...cmon, me me big boi
-THAT SMILE, THAT DAMN SMILE im gonna jump off my local cliff
-vash in the beginning saying he can read people and then wolfwood comes and READS HIM LIKE ITS NOTHING
chap 7
-"is that a friend of yours" he looks so offended lmao
-ahhhh that must be so scary, he already has knives to worry about but the fact not everyone can see legato makes his job harder ahhhhh
-bye baby ily (hes my son that i only share with a couple of other ww enjoyers)
-CAN YOU STOP BEING GAY FOR 2 MINUTES
-OH THAT PANEL IS SO GOOD (also even more princess coded, like looking at really from a castle idk)
-GUYS GUYS MY WIFE IS HERE
-i keep forgetting hes missing his little arm :c
-lmao wolfwood is right, i wouldnt go to a church all the way there :b
-yeah and shes hot while teleporting all over the place
-ok but shes really fucking cool, despite wanting to kill my comfort character, yknow how these things go
-OHOHOHOO THAT PANEL WITH VASH FOCUSING IS AMAZING
-YESSSSS, SO METALLLLL
chap 8
-aaaand...there goes my wife
-ahhhhhh he looks so little :c
-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES COMING, HES NEAR
-idk ww :c idk when will it end
-OH WOW OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
-yeah right i dont like this part :b (its not bad just personal stuff)
-ok he do be looking pretty tho, i wonder if its a family thing
-YEAH MERYL SMACK THAT MF
-im a ball of rugged paper and my feelings are nothing...thanks nightow ily
-oh wait...he actually thought that was the end...thats so fucking smart nightow...wow i never considered that....
-aw babygirl :c but i cant even imagine how that must feel, how much hate he feels towards knives rn
-i think besides the "he called me by my name" meryl and milly let him go cuz they just felt he was going to matter what, like you can feel vash and his unstoppable energy on those pages
-oh hes so fucking pretty
-WAIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT BUT YEAH THAT WAS ON STAMPEDE EP 3 HOLY FUCK, THEY SAID THE SAME THING
-knives just fucking reads vash like an open book its incredible and it makes me so sad cuz vash cant escape, he cant hide nothing, not in front of knives
-he cant be knives without the good old gaslighting >:D
-the yelling throughout the page is amazing
-vash is crying noooooooooooooooo :c
-NO. STAY AWAY FROM ME, EVIL PANEL THAT HAUNTS MY DREAMS
-also :c
-im not too sure of what happened with his legs but ok sure
-im afraid my babygirl cant give you an answer ww, i dont think he knows
-.....why is the world so mean to him :c
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Need people to start following this advice more. Stop spreading garbage everywhere. You do not need to share the shitty take. You do not need to share the newest stupid thing the idiot right winger did.
Algorithms are already trying to stoke us into seeing opinions that piss us off. Right winger trolls count on us sharing their shit around to trend and expose people to their shitty opinions.
Don't do their job for them. Don't touch the poop, and especially don't throw poop on the walls and ask your friends to watch it.
(This doesn't apply to things like Palestine btw. The difference there is that awareness of what's going on is important. Meanwhile, [redacted]'s new [redacted] is not something anyone needs to see. The more you talk about it, the bigger of a thing it becomes.)
#bulletbilltime rambling#this post inspired partially by how in the past year we've had a bunch of ragebait songs get big debuts because ppl talked about them a lot#they WANT you to discourse about it. they WANT you to hate listen to it#any attention on these idiots is good publicity#doesn't matter how epic of an own you think of#you still spread their opinion/garbage content around!#just realized they fuckin crowdsourced clickbait I can't believe it#so tired of this social media landscape#I also need to work on this btw#hate-sharing is such an easy impulse to succumb to
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THE AUDIO LOGS OF ANDREW HUDSON.
SUMMARY: The following are real audio tapes of tapes left by an animator at the forgotten studio Joey Drew Studios. Please ensure that you are ready to listen with these with caution, dear listener. What you may hear may cause you to never want to hear again. What you may picture may make you never want to see again. Please be aware of the consequences you may have if you do not have permission to listen to these tapes. If not permitted, then [REDACTED]. You have been warned.
(This is fiction btw, so no worries-- I know some people with anxiety issues might think this is real so this is just a clarification.)
TW FOR CHAPTER/TAPE: NONE.
TW FOR SERIES: MANIPULATION, TRANSFORMATION, UNHEALTHY MINDSET, OBSESSIONS, CULTS, CULT MENTIONS, MURDER.
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TAPE #2.
THE VOICE OF ANDREW HUDSON AND JOEY DREW.
SOMETIME IN JANUARY, 1933.
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[MUSIC APPEARS TO BE PLAYING FAINTLY IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE TAPE; WITH ENOUGH RESEARCH, THE PERSONNEL HERE AT [REDACTED] HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THE SONG PLAYING IS "THATS MY WEAKNESS NOW" SUNG BY HELEN KANE.]
A: "Gee, Joey!"
[A CLINKING SOUND SIMILAR TO THAT OF A CUP BEING PUT DOWN SOUNDS IN THE TAPE.]
A: "Ya sure know how to work a man. I mean-- 3 cartoons ready, and 2 more that need to be completed? Givin' me a real tough time here-- with you workin' us this much, you might as well hire the entirety of America!"
J: "Oh, now you don't mean that, Andrew! I'm just trying to make sure the people smile! Besides, we need it in times like these."
A: "Eh, yeah, I suppose-- but'cha gotta understand, the people already have plenty things entertainin' things besides this! Like ya know-- Betty Boop, Mickey Mouse, all that shit! If they don't get to see Bendy then they can just go see either o' those! Easy as pie!"
[ANDREW SIGHS.]
[9 SECONDS OF SILENCE.]
A: "Hmmm.. ay, ay, Joey-- betcha I could become pals with everyone in this here studio."
J: "Oh really now? But aren't you already?"
A: "Well yeah-- with you and that Susie gal maybe, but uh-- I mean uhh-- be pals with practically everyone 'ere! As a matter of fact, I might as well become a household name with how popular I might get!"
J: "Pfff, oh yeah? In your dreams, maybe."
A: "Oh, can it, now! I betcha I can! Matter a'fact, I'll prove it to ya now!"
J: "Haha, how?"
A: "I will go and become pals with everyone 'ere right here, right now! I'm on break, so I'll have plenty o'time to do it before gettin' back to animatin' the little devil 'emself. Just you wait, Joey!"
[ANDREWS VOICE SOUNDS FAINT.]
A: "I'll do-- I'll do it now!"
J: "Hahaha-- okay.."
A: "I'll befriend everyone!"
J: "Okay, okay.."
A: "Just wait and see, pal, wait and see--"
[WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A DOOR CLOSES. ANDREW IS NO LONGER SPEAKING.]
J: "God, he's such an idiot.."
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NOTES: THIS TAPE WAS FOUND IN AN EMPTY ROOM IN WHAT USED TO BE THE ART DEPARTMENT, SPECIFICALLY UNDER THE TABLE. IT IS UNKNOWN WHY IT WAS PLACED THERE. RESEARCHERS WILL INVESTIGATE MORE INCASE IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS VANISHING.
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Bubbles, I thought you might like to hear this.
One of my friend who also listens to redacted and I were talking about the redactedverse, while our other friend just listened to us blabber about. My friend refers to David as 'D', and we were having a conversation about David and Asher's friendship. How he annoys him, what he calls him, their mates, inversion, etc. Suddenly our friend who doesn't listen to redacted, asked "Wait, so this Asher calls his best friend 'Big D'?"🤨
My friend and I burst out laughing🤣. I'm still grinning like an idiot while typing this.
We forgot to correct her btw...
anon, thank you for this it made me giggle agsjdjs
honestly tho, your friend who doesn’t listen is on to something like… he would call him that. asher like “hey big d!” with no thoughts in his head, truly not even putting it together what he actually just said and david just glaring into his soul while angel laughs like a maniac. when he does realize he laughs with them and david just grumbles a “never call me that again” and asher and angel are crying from how hard they’re laughing
#‘big d’ becomes david’s contact in angels phone#asher calls him it sometimes just to fuck with him#it usually leads to a slap upside the head#but i don’t think ash would care ahsjdksh#redacted asmr#redacted davey#redacted asher#bubbles anon
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The White Princess book is worse than the Starz tv show. In the books, Henry VII is a irremediable jerk. What does Philippa Gregory have against the Tudors?
Hi there!
I actually also read the book, and I don't know... in some ways the show is hum... not better but less bad? In other ways the book is less bad. Yes, Henry and Elizabeth's relationship is less bad in the show and it especially kills me because the two actors are very well casted and have amazing chemistry together! So the show did have the potential to be very good! Jodie is so amazing and Jacob could have been an amazing Henry as well. But everyone on that show just acts so "unroyal". Like I cannot for the life of me forget that episode when Henry just stats beating up his own mother and throwing her around before half the court! Like... what meth did you take before writing that?! And having watched the lady responsible for the show, oh what's her name... Emma something... explaining why she had everything about Perkin aka "Richard" (hahaha lol!) being "light and bright" to show he was good and pure, and everything around Henry being "dark and black" to show he was bad I just... Do you think your audience has an average mental age of 4 years, woman?! And this is what I hate about the majority of shows nowadays in a nutshell, they think people are complete idiots who will eat everything up and that they can just give any trash and that people will take it and praise them cof cof G*T and subsequent REDACTED SHOW cof cof being two prime examples of treating people like dumbasses who can't tell a chair from a table and expecting to get praised for it.
This all said and I still do prefer the show because the book was just...
One of my favourite parts was when after having an affair with her uncle Richard who was about 32, Elizabeth complains of what a pervert Henry is for being so much older than her.
*Drum Roll*
Henry VII was 28.
So 28 > 32. K, Philippa, your move. People in REDACTED SHOW must have gone to the same school she went to, though, cause y'all are just as "good" at basic arithmetic 🤗 Queens, go off! GO OFF! You are right who gets to even decide what numbers are bigger than other numbers! F_ck you mathematicians!
On a side note again, I think Philippa would cut off a foot for the opportunity to write about the characters of asoiaf because there's incest everywhere and magic 😂😂😂 the woman would have a field day!
And yes, I don't know what the Tudors did to her, and I don't know how many org@sms Richard III gave her, but I believe the right answers are: killed her whole family and quadruple org@sms. So... go off I guess, Philippa.
I got nothing else to add.
But this woman's success does explain a LOT of how sh_t gets approved on networks and sh_t is so successful. I just... I am tired.
Btw if any of you are Tudor fans I would like to suggest The Laughing Cavalier's channel over on youtube because he tears these shows apart in such a funny way! Love him!
youtube
#the white princess#philippa gregory#show us on the doll where the tudors hurt you#the laughing cavalier#popcorn answers
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btw in lieu of disease deactivating her tumblr + deleting her shit attempt at a callout on me & my friends + putting a stupid “if youre here to stir up drama please leave” on her TH as if being a groomer and compulsive liar is “drama” here’s ermmm. well.
deleting your attempted callout on me won’t mean a thing when i have a logged dissection of the whole doc to refute you so! have fun trying to hide shit LOL
this has the majority of her attempted callout on me logged but is missing parts w/ images in it idk if i have them anywhere unfortunately. im only posting this so it’s logged somewhere accessible x
everything in quotes are direct copypastes from her document. each sc will have the exact thing copypasted right underneath it so sorry if it feels repetitive
lewis:
Before I begin this callout, I wanna start off by addressing some things that will be said during it. Back then, I was not in the right mind frame I needed to be and shit talked a LOT. I said some things about others that were never deserved and I regret them to this day. A few people who I have done this to either have forgiven me or I have simply let it stay in their mind for when they are ready to talk to me. I have already grown up from this behavior and have made myself into a better person than I was years agp. Because of this,, I want to address behavior from other users that were never addressed.
i dont think this in particular needs to be explained since she's very, very clearly still pent up about shit and shits on people all the time. the sheer amount of hate she has for me is just really weird at this point and she takes any chance she can get to shit on me in particular and it's just. you haven't changed? you're still the manipulative, lying shithead you've always been and even your ""best friend"" says you haven't changed after years so. fun!
[00:36] "you are a good person" is actually a very common thing for her to say during issues tbh
XX [redacted name]:
It's so irking, and we are no longer friends of any sort, that's the end of that for sure.
lewis:
Back in 2018-2019 (Whenever), I was shoved into a Call out post by the user ColorCodex ( Also known as Pongo) that discussed all MY shit talks but never about the real behavior of some people that need to be aware of. This callout of mine was deleted when Pongo came to realization that the call out was petty on their end and didn’t really display anything other than a typical 18/19 being a shit talky idiot on the web.
pongo is the former owner of the server that you've joined, which i now own -- pongo has actually told me that she regrets deleting the callout, especially because she's lost all of that stuff now, and really can't stand anima anymore. i'd have to dig a little to find it, but also (havent fully read what pongo said in the screenshots) pongo and i are currently close, and oftentimes when we dm it's me giving her comfort and advice when she asks for it. so uh, i don't think pongo has any issues with me xP
I also would like to publicly say that a large portion of my proof is missing due to the fact I couldn’t get the people who saw any of this to actually cooperate and help me make this document. Only a select few did and it really shows how messed up this fandom is becoming.
lewis:
afaik she's never came to anybody who i know about anything, otherwise we'd have been made aware. i wouldn't be surprised if she was picking and choosing within her own circle, which is very, very small. there's no indication of the fandom being messed up; just that nobody wants to talk to her in particular since most people know she's full of shit by now.
This is a Callout on Arvozephyr/Lewis, Si-ko/Russelspacecat and a few other members of the Keroro Gunso community.
this is a very weird statement from her. and by that i mean, "russelspacecat" was never siko's name, it was russelthespacecat, her former tumblr url, and my tumblr URL (arvoze) was apparently not listed. but my twitter is listed and siko's isn't? plus siko's tumblr URL changed way before she made this doc (going off of icons in screenshots) so idk why she wouldn't have put the effort in to get that right
XX:
I think she's trying to hard to make it seem like yall are villians and trying to list all the socials
lewis:
This will be a big topic to cover so lets start off with the small portions. I met Lewis around 2017 or 2018, We met on Artfight and a Keroro gunso Amino when I was giving away free old adopts. I want to point out that His Orikero, Takaka, is an OLD adoptable from me. He refuses to credit me for the character as whole because he ‘Redesigned’ them. I haven’t further tried to gain credit from this Oc but I do regret giving him that Oc.
yes, the "redesign" is completely different to the "old" design, because of reasons i shared before -- i only asked for the oc so i wouldn't have been called out on making something "inspired" by a character i didn't own. the original design was included in the original image, but they're not too similar (takaka's appearance is actually based on something within the keroro anime itself, which i can provide). she does try to claim that she "made" takaka, but the redesign is so heavy that i don't really think it warrants linking directly back to her. in his TH description for a while i did state that he was originally designed by her and redesigned by me, but i took that out some time after cutting ties w/ her, i'm not sure when exactly. even if she "gave" me the oc, it wouldn't have been anything near the one she oh-so-heavily fell in love with and obsessed over. the original image is no longer on toyhouse, but i can see if i can find it somewhere in my files
[00:48] sory i typed this in notepad kjdfgfkdg
[00:49] yeah she loves not being the villain
lewis:
(i cant find the original image but to be fair trying to sift thru 3500 images is hard ;; )
XX:
I okay trust me i understand entirely
lewis:
I wanna address that he is a very BIG manipulator and uses ‘Formal talk’ to get whatever he wants. During my time in the Keroro gunso server, Lewis had a really big hard-on for getting upset if anyone remotely copied his orikeros. There’s a user named ‘Jarkster” that he absolutely LOATHED because of a Character named ‘Yoyoyo’ that Jarkster owned looking slightly like Lewis’s orikero named ‘Peruru’.
something i can get screenshots for! i actually don't care if people do stuff similar to me, especially if it's unintentional. my only gripes are when it's direct inspiration from characters that are very openly close to me, since it's kind of a general consensus that we all respect eachother wrt designs. fun fact: she's the one who got pissed over anyone doing anything slightly similar to her stuff, and was always of the assumption that everybody knew all of her characters, so anything with a similar theme must be inspired by her. extra fun fact: i did actually make one of my ocs out of spite against her for this fact; claiming that a character with multiple mouths was similar to one of her ocs. bonus fun fact: she's the one who did all the instigating against jark & the oc, and i'm on totally good terms with jark now. i know i'm sometimes a little scary and intimidating but that's kind of just The Way I Am, and ultimately i still look out for him where i can. i'll always have issues with everybody, and i say this a lot where it's relevant, but frankly that stuff doesn't matter, cuz people are always gonna have problems with me too, so i stopped expecting perfection a while back.
[00:58] lemme go get some stuff about this oc and jark
XX:
Okeedokee! I know i dont trust them after the stealing the concepts of others ocs
lewis:
(ive just got the go-ahead from pongo to share the stuff w meke! but ill get that later) [ note: this was about a conversation prior, about disease lying about her “dead best friend” but was included to avoid it looking like messages were deleted/removed. i only skip a few parts in here since it’s not relevant to documenting her scrapped callout ]
[01:04] im gettin stuff rq but fun fact about this dm
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she removed all this from it :sob:
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XX:
of course she hides the fact u should do soemthing rancid
[ there’s then a compilation of her doing exactly what she accused me of doing, including me clearly saying that i didn’t want to[1] have this stuff said[2] to me all the time[3] -- also note the person being discussed and i are presently friends and have been for a long time, since we actually talked things out. ]
XX:
yeah I getchu! i started having doubts you were as bad as she was depicting you. I ws like aint no way ima be yelled at if i came in and asked some info
lewis:
YEAH im v chill like im impulsive and i have anger problems sometimes but i lke. actually started to work on those LMAO
[02:02] srry i just finished anther part of this response so ill send it
Of course, This naturally did not end THERE. Because its such a big deal to go off the wall bonkers at others, He even turned on a friend of his because he believed they were also stealing designs.
this is. really shit wording to use on a doc that's meant to be serious, but i'm not surprised. i have no idea who the "friend" in question is, it's totally unclear who she's talking about here. my responses were part of the deletion, so i can't get the context either. no idea what she's saying in this part
There’s plenty more of Lewis talking poorly about Jarkster in other logs but the logs were lost in a server that he lied about being the ‘original founder’ and pressured me into giving to him even though I made it. He may have SAID something about it but I was the one who originally made it.
this is the private server, that we refer to as w12! (short for "we're 12", though the full server name is "we're 12 HELP US PLEASE"). i have never once claimed to be the "founder" of the server -- even in my first announcement after coming into ownership of the server, i say that "now the server is under new management" -- i'm really open about her being the former owner! one of these logs are lost, by the way; which means she's under the assumption that i deleted stuff after becoming owner and banning her, which i didn't. every channel that's ever existed has been archived by me, just in case anything was ever needed again.
the server was actually originally an idea between my bf and i, and i shared that idea with her, to which she then ran with it without consulting us. here's part of our final conversation in the server with her, where she admits to "finding" that this was the case, only conveniently finding the "proof" after i'd said i'd found it: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523973446028361744/530852530415075328/unknown.png
XX: [ accidentally not captured just above this ]
that is ironically sus that she suddenly found it
lewis:
yyyyyyep! she absolutely wasn't looking for it
[02:11] (i can probably check this to see if an img was attached but i want to cover the whole doc first)
pongo stuff [ note -- this was in hard-to-read screenshots and i was tired of copypasting at that point so some of this from the doc might actually be lost ]
pongo and i have had a fair amount of animosity towards eachother over the years but that is no longer the case. i don't really know the full context of this but anima really does take pongo's word as gospel, which is fucked up, considering she absolutely fucking hates pongo and everything about her. i can't tell the date of this either, since i assume it was capped on the day. we did have a lot of in-group problems at this point, and i don't think i'd be the only one to admit to that. siko and i did intentionally lead her on at times, but never to the extent that she did, and especially not doing anything like fucking grooming children.
"lewis' server is all about validation and hate speech" -- this is legitimate! this was a concern i had at some point, since we had a private channel for complaining about other people in. after a lot of thought and deliberation i removed everybody's access from the channel, because i didn't like the hivemind environment that i was creating. i still vent about things, most of it private, but i do think having reactions to stuff is only natural. i'm not gonna flat-out deny this stuff happened cuz it did. & i *did* have the mentality that "this is fine because you did worse than i did". it's not really something i carry with me much anymore, but i do think it still slips in here and there.
what i'm interested in is who this conversation is with, since it's clearly not anima herself. UPDATE -- i know exactly who this is; it's one of anima's friends, R (redacted since he's not relevant). i didn't realise the discord language was italian, of which he's the only associate i know to live in italy. the stuff about "freedom" as a mod -- one of us are like that anymore! we just moved on and did better, and even as the server owner, i still ask for permission from the people below me before i make any decisions for the server. (it's really strange if i did say jark shouldn't ask or consult -- not sure if i did -- since for a long time i've been with the belief that consulting/letting people know stuff is the right way to moderate).
[02:13] uh oh i cant tell if the other person in the doc is her or not cuz of this kjfkdgdfkg
lewis:
OH i didnt cover specifically this statement
I wanna address that he is a very BIG manipulator and uses ‘Formal talk’ to get whatever he wants.
no, i don't use it to get whatever i want. i'm simply just british and literate and i like my big words sometimes and i like saying big things and taking things seriously. this is very evident when you talk to me tbh
[02:16] closed the doc out of paranoia but now i shall cover this part
this is such a weird fucking statement. like. you know we just talk about things right? like we just? talked things out and got over it? there's no "stockholm syndrome" it's literally just adults deciding to be adults and settling things, which is something she's never actually done in her life, as far as i'm aware. we just. talked. and moved on. we did a 180 because we're not balls-deep in the past like she is. she'll be absolutely devastated to find out that pongo and i are friends, i think. i don't think she has any idea about what's happened between any of us and is just making assumptions.
she's really trying to hammer in an evil narrative at the end, which i think is obvious. i don't really care, cuz if doing better and trying to fix things with people makes me a manipulator, then i guess i'm the best fucking manipulator out there. it kind of just reeks of trying to put a specific narrative in your head a la conspiracy theory videos, shit makes no sense and if anything makes her even less reliable
[02:21] this part is funny cuz i don't think i even posted the callout anywhere ngl
again i hold nothing against pongo but the mention of someone named salt brings to mention -- we didn't outcast him for being friends w/ disease (we kind of did), it was the way he romanticized abuse and incest and actively drew incest wrt moomin characters and the likes. also his username is literally "saltyshota" so you can imagine what he's like
IMAGE CAPTION: [..] dare like her at all or still associate with her, they outcasted Salt just because he wanted to stay friends with her, like that’s his vite, why should they care, I certainly don’t care, if I did, I wouldn’t have remained friends with Sutata, but regardless doing such a thing is petty, I seen Lewis call Salt and Sutata and [..]
lewis:
none of this stuff w/ pongo would have been after she found out about the grooming stuff btw, afaik
these 2 users in question are raptor and motley, raptor after finding everything out and motley after i messaged them to let them know. i know these two people much better than she does (the former moreso) so i knew they wouldn't want any kind of support from her. both of them i asked if they wanted reimbursement(?) for any lost money but to my memory (not sure) they both declined, which is obviously fine, i just didn't want them to lose money.
XX:
I know you said someone was there but did anything change? I think shes offically blocked me now but now i am very curious
[02:28] because that last bit sounds like her recent complaint?
lewis:
might take me a while to find this chat if it even exists, which is really funny, considering we've been part of a GC where she "apologised" to me about stuff wrt stealing ocs, paying someone to rip off my oc (takaka) and saying stuff like "oh i didnt actually know he would look like that i just had the finished image!"
it'll take a while to find, but she was full of shit with that too -- and i know it, because i have the entire comm chatlog from the artist themself! i just didn't connect the lies until after it was over so i never had the chance to call her out on that
not sure, i can check again maybe, i dont remember what was there befre
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Also with the whole TMI incest thing I remember thinking the whole time I was reading it “hey this guy telling you that you’re siblings is LITERALLY evil maybe do some math, get a DNA test, use your brains??? Maybe?”
Lol I was thinking that too, but I think something about all shadow hunter dna having angel blood making stuff weird in modern medicine? But I was screaming at them like why would you trust this man!!! Also every subtle hint him and the seelie Queen has thrown at them made ME feel like an idiot when I reread it. I was just like wow they really like tossing shit out there huh? And to think if they had found jocelyns diary sooner, things would have been #different. Also imogens last words, can’t remember but it was something like “you’re just like your father” LIKE MAAM U KNEW THESE KIDS WERE STRUGGLING AND UR LAST WORDS WERE SOME OMINOUS SHIT INSTEAD OF BTW [REDACTED] IS YOUR REAL [REDACTED]
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[REDACTED] be complaining reg. the reactions of having "placed the cultist island Fortuna off the coast of Florida" while having the gall of "It’s the story & the way it’s told that should fucking matter" & "Who cares? It’s fictional geography, you idiots." Feels a bit like failing World-Building 101. I mean, Red Grave based on London would also be a callback to Dante's early concept of being a Brit.
Someone already sent me the whole post of hers that I’m pretty sure you’re referring to lmao. I’m in a particularly cunty but pleasant mood rn, and analysis is kind of my thing, so lets’s break it down, shall we?
Maybe someone can send this her way and… learn that tiny little brain of hers a thing. 😉
It’s fictional geography called world building, you idiots Karen after the cut:
‘I love how a number of shitheels have screeched amongst themselves on this hellsite about how I had placed the cultist island Fortuna off the coast of Florida or somewhere around the Gulf US states (re: the fanfic & project link in my header), whining that it should’ve been in Europe, namely Italy.’
An admission to stalking profiles is not exactly the best way to start a self-righteous rant or advertise your… magnum opus, but go off, I guess.
‘Not only that, but they whined about “plotholes and inconsistencies” without elaborating on what the latter are. The asshole who made the rant was annoyed when I used a poem as a spell in the story (“if I heard that, I’d turn off my PS4.”), but I’m sure she didn’t bitch about the cutscene before the last Agnus boss fight in DMC4.’
Like the movie The Room (2003), it’s just easier to say “all of it” is bad because “all of it” contains plotholes and is inconsistent in tone, has terrible half-baked ideas and plot threads that remain unresolved and/or do nothing to further the plot, is rife with poor + inconsistent characterization, has a lack of any knowledge how the medium it exists in is made, and in general makes me wonder how much pottery enamel you’ve been huffing to think any of this was a good idea. Howeverrrr, in contrast to you, Tommy Wiseau is kind of odd and weirdly charming both in general and about his terrible movie — he’s found glory and success in its terribleness. You, in contrast, remain a miserable cunt with delusions of grandeur.
Dante and Agnus’ Shakespeare bit is actually a pretty well known trope called Ham-to-Ham Combat. Dante and Agnus are both ridiculous Large Hams in DMC4, and when two Large Hams meet, in general, they are likely gonna try to ‘out-over dramatic’ each other. This can lead to a scene becoming either really funny or really corny (or both) really fast. If things go too far — and they do, in this case — the scene can become a Hormel Event Horizon.
‘…but they LOVE the plotholes & inconsistencies if Capcom makes the latter, and writes a terrible story! And Crapcom’s canon for DMC is as straight as a paperclip or a dog’s hind leg. Hypocritical pricks.’
Subjective opinion is not, and never will be, objective fact. People are, as of when I checked again in the last ~5 minutes or so, absolutely able to enjoy whatever media they want regardless of what the general consensus on the quality of that media is.
As an example, I enjoy The Room (2003) despite its terribleness and it never fails to make me laugh, while your magnum opus makes me want to huff pottery enamel so the pain will stop despite you thinking it is the work of an idiot savant.
‘They were also mad that I wrote Dante as a wiseguy who is a little more low-key about it due to the circumstances— instead of being a pathetic manchild airhead that tries too hard.’
You didn’t write Dante.
You wrote Reboot!Donte — a fucking terribly out of character version of him, at that.
‘I was primarily concerned about moving the story along. I didn’t care about where a fictional island is supposed to go.’
You literally had one (1) job, Karen.
‘…Meanwhile, not a single character in DMC4 had an Italian accent, so uh, why should I give a flying fuck where I put it?’
Haven’t you been like… shitting on the DMC staff… for terrible writing… this enti— You know what? You’re obvs way too dumb to notice that contradiction, so I’ll let it slide.
Just… a word of advice, if I may? Don’t ever watch dub TV shows. That last brain cell would fuckin’ just burst all over your carpet.
(Actually, don’t watch subtitled shows either. An extremely popular anime that was set in Italy just wrapped and all the characters — le gasp! — spoke fucking Japanese. You would shit.)
‘I wasn’t paid to write any of what I wrote, but be my guest & send a PM if you want to throw money at me. By all means, do that.’
Oh, thank fuck, because they would have been ripped off, big time.
[ btw, you sound p. jealous of people that write/do creative work/commissions for ko-fi/payment tho. Not a good look tbbh. If it’s any consolation, though, I don’t get paid for making fun of you and/or analyzing your dumb bullshit, either. :( ]
‘The pricks at Capcom didn’t even bother giving us a proper DMC4 and it was a half-assed game, with the latter half being hasty filler material. The “special edition” they coughed up in 2015 was just glorified overpriced DLC.’
Ya know, you gotta be pretty far up your own ass to think this much of your opinion. And I’m saying this as a person that’s pretty far up her own ass like 85% of the time.
‘And another thing, Redgrave City in DMC5 seems to be in England, yet no survivors speak with English accents or slang/dialects.’
Pretty sure no survivors had speaking roles.
If you played the game you’d know this.
‘Meanwhile, Dante and Vergil had lived there when they were kids (until age 8), but they both have ordinary American or Canadian accents. Furthermore, how did the twins make it to the USA or Canada? According to the little booklet in the DMC1 game case, Dante’s office is in modern America.’
You know that invoking the imagery of a specific place without naming your location is normal and standard practice, right? Overwatch even does this (For Ex: Byōdō-in (平等院), Uji, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan is the inspiration for Hanamura, Château de Duingt, Duingt, France for Château Guillard, etc.)
Furthermore, you know the original DMC was a rejected first draft of Resident Evil 4, right? This is what retcon is for. You at least know what retcon is, right?
‘…That information isn’t very important, but I’m bringing it up to illustrate a point that being a fucking pedant about geography in a fantasy game is idiotic, even if the setting is akin to modern Earth.’
So is freaking the fuck out and sending death threats over a fantasy game but you didn’t let that stop you either lmfao.
It’s actually super important to establish your scenery and the way your world operates, especially in a written work in which readers are dependent on your vision and your descriptions, and if you were a decent writer, you’d know this.
‘It’s the story & the way it’s told that should fucking matter.’
YOU HAD ONE (1) JOB, KAREN.
‘What US states are the Arklay Mountains located in?’
General description puts them in the U.S. Midwest. Raccoon City itself is stated to have a population of ~100,000 at the time of outbreak, and the only city in the Midwest that matches that population in 1998 is Springfield, Missouri, with a pop. of ~110,000.
Springfield is on the Springfield Plateau of the Ozarks region of SW Missouri. So they’re part of the Ozark Mountains.
This all took less than ~3 minutes to google, btw.
‘Where is “Zanzibar Land?”’
I actually just wrote a comprehensive answer to an ask a few weeks ago about this. It’s actually stated to be in Tselinoyarsk (Целиноярск), the (fictional) area of the former USSR in which Big Boss carried out the Virtuous Mission/Operation Snake Eater in 1964. Tselinoyarsk itself is heavily implied to consist of parts of Kyrgyzstan and/or Tajikistan. If you played MGS3 you’d know how important the setting and the varied environments/climates are to the game mechan-
oh yeah wait you believe in segregation of story and gameplay mechanics. I forget you’re completely tone deaf sometimes lmao.
How far is ‘Salem’s Lot or Derry from Bangor? Who cares?’
Stephen King does, quite a bit. He even has a map on his website of ‘his’ fictional version of Maine:
My disappointment is immeasurable, Karen.
#anonymous#replies#porg drama#derelict-stranger#derelict stranger#dmc#devil may cry#dmc5#devil may cry 5#dante#dmc dante#dmc fanfiction#dmc meta#writing#ao3
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i have done my classic thing: i have started pride and prejudice 2005, i am 7 minutes in, and i am disgusting with this bastardization of the text
my liveblogs below the cut
elizabeth is a man-hating love-hater? not according to any book jane austen wrote!
elizabeth is too silly and improper, mrs bennet, kitty, and lydia are not at all silly enough
this sucks
lizzy is upset that mr darcy didnt find her attractive? that is a devastating mischaracterization and sets the whole plot and their relationship off on terrible and incorrect footing.
also wtf are they sitting under some benches at a dance?
hate that darcy immediately looks at elizabeth (in a way we’re meant to assume means he finds her attractive) as if his attraction to her comes from her initially from her appearance. he really was not interested in her until he began observing her behavior and interacting with he
when mrs bennet says, “it’s a shame [charlotte lucas] isn’t more handsome,” a terribly improper and humiliating thing to say, mr bingley snorts a laugh. mr bingley is not supposed to be improper at all. he has good breeding, he’s rich, he’s just also very nice and friendly. he would never laugh at that
i do not know enough about the regency era to comment, but it seems to me that there are certain liberties with historical accuracy wrt clothing and such in this film that you don’t see in the bbc miniseries. for instance, elizabeth coming to netherfield with her hair down? i don’t believe women ever wore their hair down at this time (*edit* the bbc series and this movie take place in different periods. bbc series: 1813, movie: 1797)
why is mr bingley so awkward? i mean i know why, it’s to make him seem charming and unthreatening and cute and relatable or whatever, but it’s just inconsistent. his character is extremely warm, friendly, polite, not terribly intellectual, but not a bumbling mess who can’t execute a thought without backtracking because he’s so nervous around his lady love
the book has comedy to spare, you don’t have to cheaply manufacture it in this way just because the director’s scared that his audience won’t understand the original humor/scared that he won’t have the ability to make the original humor understood/doesn’t understand the original humor himself because he doesn’t understand the source material!!
i also hate the sharpness and vitriol that this darcy puts in his language. he’s supposed to be uber-polite but cold and haughty. propriety doesn’t permit active hostility (such as when he’s bemoaning the liberal use of the word “accomplished” when applied to women) in regular conversation. that’s intense and insane
why does he speak so quickly? also they really should not have cut the whole netherfield drawing room scene, at least not the conversation between darcy and elizabeth about teasing and pride. they actually now that i think about it cut his whole thing on how a great man can never be too prideful. that’s really fuckin important character stuff! for both of them!
the comedy in this mr collins scene is not landing. they’re like laughing at him before he’s gotten too outrageous. and the actor is such a quiet, mild-mannered dude that he’s not really grating as he should be. this is supposed to be an extraordinarily annoying character, so annoying that the bennets can’t stand him for literally one meal.
ugh they have mrs bennet suggest to mr collins that he should pursue lizzy instead of jane. that’s not out of character for her at all but it misses the opportunity to show how scuzzy mr collins is, and also how fucking little he cares about who his wife is, assuming she meets the criteria of lady catherine de bourgh
ew mr wickham is so skeevy! lizzy’s into him because he’s hot and picked up her handkerchief? that’s it? is she an idiot? he’s not charming or good-natured or fun or funny at all. lydia: he’s a lieutenant! wickham: an enchanted lieutenant (referring to being enchanted to meet lizzy). like scream! what a gross pick up line!!!!)
and their flirtation is based on banter (no!) and him being self-deprecating (maybe, but not in such an obvious way “ignore me i’m next to nothing” what a fucking weird thing to say)
he literally charms her by pulling a quarter out of her sister’s ear. are you kidding? is she 8?
this dance scene btw elizabeth and darcy is all wrong. she immediately jumps on him with “it’s your turn to say something” after it’s been .1 seconds since he last spoke, and he spoke way more amiably (”indeed, most invigorating”) than would be his wont.
oh my god they’ve stopped dancing to angrily talk to each other in the middle of the dance floor? this is so incoherent with the characters (so improper!) and the time period. just cultivating more drama. this scene’s already juicy, they don’t have to be spitting angrily into each other’s mouths for it to come across
so silly and melodramatic that twice in this movie the entirety of a loud crowded drunken ballroom has screeched to a halting silence immediately for some minor drama. the first being the bingleys and mr darcy simply entering the room. the second being mr collins introducing himself to mr darcy (that one is especially ridiculous)
oh god why are they portraying mr collins as so sympathetic and sweet? he’s a fucking asshole! he’s not just annoying he’s a dick! that’s important, otherwise elizabeth is really unjustly mean to him, especially while she’s rejecting his proposal
oh i disagree with the way they play charlotte’s reasons for marrying mr collins. instead of her just not being romantic and marrying for practical reasons because that’s her nature, they make it a biiig thing like she has to marry because she’s old and ugly and otherwise she’ll go to the poorhouse
it’s not surprising that a lot of my critiques have to do with them pumping drama that doesn’t make sense into the story. making characters shout or spit words etc, because of course that’s what a hollywood film was going to do with a 19th century novel of manners
i guess i should say some good things about this movie. the cinematography is very lovely, obviously. i think it’s well cast, especially judi dench, with the exception of kiera knightley and the actor who plays mr collins. i think matthew mcfayden could’ve been a great darcy had he actually known anything about the character beyond the script
actually i take it back, judi dench isn’t quite amping up the ridiculous nature of this character like she should. they keep a lot of her silly lines but she doesn’t hit them to emphasize just how silly they are. she’s almost too stately to play this woman who, despite her great rank, enjoys spending her time being condescending to lower rank people
here comes my agreement with the grand critique of this movie: they make darcy out to be socially awkward rather than a haughty ass. he’s leaning in and whispering that he has trouble conversing with people, as if he means he has social anxiety and doesn’t mean, “small talk with simpletons bores me”
oh no they cut the delicious piano practice scene! they rewrote it and lizzy just says, “you should practice,” and we don’t get to have this famous, witty misunderstanding that elucidates darcy’s character so well!!!
oh no no no in this scene where colonel fitzwilliam tells lizzy that darcy split up bingleys attachment he tells her that the problem wasn’t the lack of fortune but the family! why?????? that’s half of the big reveal of darcy’s letter????? it’s when she realizes that oh his intentions weren’t so bad
i know i already said it but fuck darcy speaks fast. it sounds like shit. why doesn’t he just shut the fuck up and slow down? it’s weirdly inconsistent with his character. though i guess if they’re trying to rewrite him as socially awkward this could be part of that. but they shouldnt be! because it invalidates the whole premise of the story, their romance, and his character arc!
whoa whoa whoa and in the proposal scene when she says “why did you propose by telling me you’re doing this against your better judgement” he interrupted apologetically, trying to explain. what!!! no!!! he is an asshole! he’s insulted that this low rank woman would dare reject him. he didn’t suspect for one instant that she would. he’s fucking fuming from her first word
wow they’re chopping up this iconic proposal scene huh. i guess to make darcy still seem like a Nice Guy. he didn’t get to accuse her of only rejecting him because she was insulted by his proposal, she had to say that line. this movie is like, let’s make lizzy seem as insane as possible, and darcy as sweet as can be.
you’re not supposed to realize how wrong lizzy is, it’s supposed to creep up on you very slowly. youre supposed to feel like she’s been very reasonable up to this point, and you’re as shocked as she is when she reads the letter.
even his face! so shocked and sad like a kicked puppy standing there in the rain (we won’t even touch why the fuck they’re standing outside in the pouring rain). he’s angry right now! he’s so mad! he’s supposed to be fucking mad, because he’s a proud, arrogant, asshole!
oh my god and look he’s saying the lack of fortune of the bennets had nothing to do with it, and lizzy wow she’s sooo crazy for suggesting it, even though 20 seconds ago he just said it sucks that i’m in love with you ‘cause you’re so low class. god this scene sucks
there’s a reason this is all written in a letter in the book, it works much better that way. this is not a back and forth, lizzy doesn’t get to ask questions and poke holes. he offers his defenses and is still kind of a dick, and lizzy has to read it all without responding or rejecting it, really has to sit with it, the way you can’t do in a fight
oh and he just apologized for accurately noting that elizabeth’s family is often really disgustingly improper! how fucking out of character! both in general and in the scene because, and i can’t stress this enough, HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY
oh ok i have to redact some of my former criticism. he finally gets mad at the very end here, and makes the comment about “did you expect me to rejoice in your low birth?” though he still didnt say the crucial “perhaps you would have accepted had not the manner of proposal offended you”
wait what the fuck??? did they just lean in for a kiss and lean away?? like a whole, i’m angry at you i’m hot for you let’s fuck thing? what the fuck? not only is that cheap romance melodrama but also lizzy HATES this man. not like oops i love-i mean hate you but really hates him
why do they choose to have elizabeth not tell jane about the proposal? i can’t imagine there being any reason? except of course that’s she’s secretly already in love with him and doesn’t want to admit it! gag
this scene between elizabeth and mr bennet about lydia going off with the forsters is well done imo
ugh god but they’ve given lizzy’s “what are young men to rocks and mountains?” line to mary, making it seem stupid and platitudinal, because that’s mary’s character
oh good, elizabeth is going on another “all men are trash” rant that is a thinly veiled reference to darcy. they’re just fucking taking a wrecking ball to this character’s credibility and intelligence huh?
this is really devastating actually because at this point the movie is telling us that lizzy is fighting through the anger and hate and realizing she loves darcy, after their sexy confrontation and his letter. in reality, she’s realized she was wrong and is doing some deep self-reflection.
she feels a little sheepish about how she boldly she accused darcy of things she was so wrong about but she still isn’t in love with him because he’s still a fucking proud ass! he just happened to be right about some shit that she was too prejudiced to realize
it doesn’t make sense if she falls in love with him before he grows and becomes a good person. it shows a weakness of character on her part and makes his eventual character growth just a cherry on top. oh that’s nice, they’re in love *and* he’s not gonna treat her like shit. totally invalidates the whole point of the story, overcoming personal defaults and finding healthy love that way
wow they make lizzy so stupid! she objects so stupidly to visiting pemberly! oh let’s not. he’s so…. he’s so… he’s so rich! wtf are you talking about? in the book she’s just kind of like eh idk…. do you really want to go? i guess if you think we should go… oh he won’t be there? oh cool let’s do it
ok so i’m 1:21:54 into the movie. i have 45 minutes left. i’m stopping. i’m angry and getting no joy from this so. this was a humiliating project for me, thinking i could enjoy this movie. never again
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🤡 microscope, love note, wardrobe, poison for anna and audrey! 🤡
CLARA did u know.. i love u.. sorry I’m answering this so late.. here’s the post btw if anyone wants to reblog the meme too
Anna
microscope: zoom in – describe the little, insignificant details about an OC.
oof this is hard.. she has an overbite.. always wears nail polish but she chews on her nails when she thinks (not biting it off just. constantly has one of her fingers between her teeth bc she’s dumb)so it doesn't look good kdfkf.. a little mole on her cheek and that’s it
love note: who likes who? crushes? relationships? are they mutual or unrequited?
hehehe he….. her bf J**** 🤡 uuuhhh basically they went to the same school together and were fwiends (Anna had a lil crush hdshjd)… until the green fuck did THAT and she thot he was dead, miss anna became a detective and ends up working on a case a few years later that somehow involves [REDACTED] who she thinks is kinda hot (cat and mouse relationship?? thank u for this. god tier) .. and turns out to be her dead high school crush 🤡 friends to not enemies but 🔪 and 😘 at the same time to friends to lovers i guess which is a new trope because I say so.
wardrobe: what’s your OC(s) style like?
1940′s style dresses (since we’re setting this in the 40s/50s for absolutely no reason), usually in darker colors… practical but chic!! 💅 almost always with a beige trenchcoat for the noir detective aesthetic kjfkjgf
poison: vices/bad habits? what are they? how do they affect your OC?
She lives purely on coffee and pretends she has no emotions.. Anna: I have no feelings-. feelings are for idiots.. anyway brb gonna cry in the bathroom because someone was mean to me
Audrey
microscope: zoom in – describe the little, insignificant details about an OC.
Uuhhh she has freckles on her nose, clean teeth for a wastelander but some of them aren’t straight :c.. also wears eyeliner literally all the time but it’s always a little smudged because she’s out adventuring and all that
love note: who likes who? crushes? relationships? are they mutual or unrequited?
ehehehehehe.. She had a few exes that I literally never thought about.. then had a tiny crush on Ju/lie Far/kas but it wasn’t requited ://
Post Julie there was Chr/istine R***e in dead möney.. that crush was actually mutual, but thanks to the events of dm a real romance wasn’t really possible and miss royce stays behind in the Si/erra M*dre while Audrey just. left as soon as she could but I say they leave together for Vegas and get married by the king in an AU..
Post Christine she has a thing with Graham cracker unfortunately 🤡 sort of.. she starts out being like 🔪🔪 because she knows the spicy details of his past and he thinks she’s annoying for that.. obviously that changes. eventually slow burn 3k words.. it’s mutual but kinda complicated because she doesn’t wanna admit that cause she feels stupid. until literally 1 day before she fucks off to the mojave again
wardrobe: what’s your OC(s) style like?
lmao it’s a weird mix of cowboy and mid-1960′s fashion.. blouses, tank tops, slacks & skirts with cowboy boots. but also simple dresses when she’s not out adventuring.. her style is mostly very simple (unless she’s dressing up) and elegant.. not lore friendly but idc. we out here making our ocs wearing hot 60′s clothes because they look good
poison: vices/bad habits? what are they? how do they affect your OC?
she’s a chainsmoker kmvkjgf. She quits when she becomes a mom though
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ABOUT THE MUSE: Helios
NAME YOUR MUSE: 'Helios' 'Red' 'Nerd' [Redacted]
ONE TWO PICTURE YOU LIKE BEST OF YOUR MUSE’S FC: My characters don't really have face claims but there's a few faces that remind me of Helios. Namely this guy:
TWO HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUSE:
- THE REASON HE LIKES RED IS not actually because of his own conscious choice. He's got an asshole of a 'passenger' stuck in his head after he fled Doma, and he doesn't realize it but THAT'S when he got obsessed with the color red. The same goes for other things that weren't part of his personality or tastes before.
- Helios says that he has very little aether ability, but before fleeing Garlemald he actually had a lot of potential to be a great spellcaster. The 'passenger' is soaking up all the excess aether in its host's body, which makes Helios come across as having no ability besides what his Allagan device and alchemy can do.
THREE THINGS THAT YOUR MUSE LIKES DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME:
- Ever since he met a specific Keeper woman who loves hugs, Helios has been keeping a tiny window garden in his and Ferrus' living space. Taking care of the tiny plants helps him with his depression.
- Helios experiments with his alchemy and consumes books on the subject in his spare time. He is always happy to show someone his latest success--it's like someone taking up baking as a hobby.
- Speaking of such, he also has...baking as a hobby! If he has the materials on hand, he will shower friends and acquaintances with his concoctions of sweets or savory food items.
SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LOVES/LIKES:
- Dallia: At their first meeting, she gave him a wedgie right in the middle of a packed venue. Later she tricked him into believing they had gotten married and had a kid, and now she wanted a divorce. Later still she helped saved him from Sahagin. She's seen him without his mask and hasn't made fun of him. He tentatively trusts her, and wholeheartedly feels respect and affection for her. 11/10 best ex-wife, even in their custody battle for his bottle cap collection.
- Lili: The poor woman can't hear what this rambunctious buffoon is telling her with his flapping hands and lack of lips to read, but she Tries. Helios appreciates it.
- Kingfisher the Punch Cat: OH TWELVE DON'T HURT HIM FOR TOUCHING YOUR SISTER'S BUTT ONCE. (but uh hey thanks for the solid of saving him from some fish dudes)
- Val: Someday you will let him hug you, Val-Pal. Val is the only 'responsible' influence Helios has right now, besides Ferrus. He mutely offered to stand and be an awkward public buffer to Hawk. He offers to heal Helios at times. Seriously, Val is really good for Helios I wish the little idiot didn't ruin it by trying to climb atop Val and show his 'appreciation' by snuggling.
- Sparrow: Helios pitiful wheezing noises. While it's unfortunate that these two ended up not fleshing out their dingleberry little crushes because of OOC time constraints, I still love them and Helios is still a dumb idiot hung up over a sweet faced, innocent moon cat. She was the first person to rp at him and he believes 'she was the first person who was nice to me in Eorzea'. She took this dumb, nervous, hyperactive man and calmed him down with hugs and eyes that STARED at him. It's still ADORABLE.
- Yasu: He saw the older woman as a tentative 'mother' figure before, but because he's not coming 100 feet of Sparrow, he's not sure anymore if he still feels that way. Also he's afraid of her wrath.
- Llew: Helios has a good many friends, but few are at the 'bro' level of friendship like Llewannth is. In Helios' mind, they are quickly becoming besties; not only does Llew put up with his shenanigans, but he even encourages them. They spend their time together flirting and making jokes, and Llew keeps Helios out of his sad doldrums or even feeling an itch to be a bit more violent (meaning his 'passenger' pretty much takes a nap when Llew is around, which is GREAT). Llew is a bushel of secrets, though, and Helios constantly feels like one wrong move will burn everything between them to the ground. But even handling something as hot to the touch as Llew doesn't make him consider stopping; the joy of a challenge or a puzzle to solve flies that thought right out of his head.
TWO THINGS YOUR MUSE REGRETS:
Helios has many regrets, and it's hard to pick just two. The biggest are:
- Everything, everything he did on his personal project with Marcellus that he feels made his mentor go mad. If it wasn't for his stupid adoration that drove him to go above and beyond for the man, such as digging up his Thavnarian family's old alchemy secrets and experimenting on corpses and live subjects, Marcellus would have mourned his daughter's death in peace and Helios wouldn't have had to have killed them both (his version of the story, btw).
- Outside of his personal project dedicated to Marcellus, Helios also regrets the gas chambers full of Ala Mhigan war prisoners in the labs. He hates that he used them to test his assignments. He still has nightmares of men scratching at the walls until their fingers bled, trying to get out.
A PHOBIA YOUR MUSE HAS:
Children and being tied down. Also small spaces, but that doesn't make him have a big reaction.
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Because the original post had spoilers in the usernames heres a censored version
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i had a really fucking weird dream where homestuck was a musical. like. a Broadway musical. and i went to see it and all i really remember is that 1) the opening number was called “everybody dies” and 2) bro strider was inexplicably played by shia labeouf, who did an interpretive dance scene with a smuppet that lasted roughly seven minutes. it was uncomfortable for everyone involved
mortharris
what do you mean “inexplicably” that’s exactly how it would go down
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I’m pretty sure snoop dogg was aimless renegade? honestly it was an experience
like the stage was essentially four room in the beginning and every time John would get a notification on pesterChum the particular room of whoever was messaging him would light up and you could see Jade Dave or Rose. when the trolls did their thing (it was early on), you could just hear the disembodied yelling of Karkat. Rose had a dramatic monologue that ended with mom physically pulling her away from her empty suicide threat. bec was just some guy in a fursuit. shia laBro passionately ripped off his shirt before kicking dave’s ass. lil cal was played by Ellen Degeneres(?)
mortharris
do you have a medium to talk to because the more you talk about this dream the more it sounds like you’re spirit channeling andrew hussie and i’m concerned
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don’t get me started about the medium bro
also when the trolls were introduced the lusii were these freakish jim henson monstrosities but honestly the best part was the felt. like. the actual composition of music was beautiful, and the choreography for the dance numbers was sublime.
Dave also kept trying to sing but was continually interrupted by Bro Shia, terezi’s echoing ululations, and his own self doubt. once he finally had his moment his voice soared through the theater, only to come to an abrupt end as he was drowned in hot puppet ass.
now that I think about it, dadbert was definitely nic cage, which was confusing as fuck because John kept talking about how Greatly He Was Caged By Nic while his father stood by. it was uncomfortable
idk man, it’s been like a reoccurring lucid nightmare for the past week, but the sb&hj sequences were performed by acrobats above the actual stage, who looked dangerously inebriated and probably needed immediate hospitalization (they were also narrated by dave and a bunch of dissonant recordings of the cast? what the fuck man. what a visionary)
mortharris
i honestly don’t know what to focus on here because i’m wheezing and snorting right now but
Dave also kept trying to sing but was continually interrupted by Bro Shia, terezi’s echoing ululations, and his own self doubt.
was dave … was dave’s self doubt an actual part in the play
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shIT I thought I answered earlier but apparently not. yes, daves self conscious is just a shitty cardboard cutout of zac efron wearing sunglasses who offers sage advice like “no one loves you”. he’s voiced by zac efron.
yknow I forgot to note this but vriska has a lot of really aggressive musical numbers that make everyone visibly uncomfortable, mainly bc they’re unprovoked and don’t. make sense. like its canon but only to an extent.
also I’m p sure that mom and dad /almost/ share a heartfelt duet–like there’s soft piano music and they look into each other’s eyes–but then Jack noir, fursuit edition, kills them. on that note, when rose goes grimdark it sounds like the Dresden dolls met born this way era lady gaga and then murdered each other while a thirteen year old descends from the rafters, hissing like a motherfucking snake on a plane
btw “sICK FIRES” is a rap off with cello featuring the talents of yo yo ma himself
mortharris
“#i’m tired” “#why do you keep reblogging this”
because it’s amazing
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that’s objective but I’m just happy that people are enjoying this. like the tags are so nice and it feels pretty rad to know people are laughing at my hideous reoccurring nightmare musical extravaganza
FYI there is a track called “flight of the bifurcated asshole/rest in peixes” and y'all know EXACTLY what it’s about
krakendra
can…. we kickstart this?
tanoraqui
this is EXACTLY what a homestuck musical should be like, though. The casting and music choices and how the set works with Pesterchum, it’s all…really good. Your subconscious mind translates the comic to Broadway really well.
wikis-cosplay
So I am imagining the rooms that light up are in the form of a sburb logo and when the trolls would talk that little box in the corner of the upper right square lights up and shows a silhouette of the troll talking till the trolls are revealed. When they are revealed Karkat just kicks off the cover and stick his head out to call John an idiot.
mortharris
IMPROVED
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yes this is perfect, how did I Not See This Earlier
karkat’s “my hate is your lifeblood” speech is accompanied by steady percussion and what almost sounds like some good ass army battle shit, and then John is just “hi karkat!”
karkat blinks and has a solid five seconds of self loathing before breaking into song about john egbert ruining his moment. it’s also a dance number and karkat dramatically collapses into the arms of troll will smith, played by will smith, about three consecutive times. (briefly we get to see daves self doubt taunting him but Why?? who Knows??)
mortharris
i feel like i’m one of the king’s men watching william shakespeare
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so…you’re sexually confused while wearing tights? which, by the way, is equius before getting murdered
mortharris
i meant in the presence of greatness, but i’m not wearing tights.
also i hate you. also i love you.
[redacted]
it’s okay. I hate me, too, but not as much as karkat hates karkat
candymuse
@alkalinesnowflake god the audience would probably have to return to the theatre for like 5 consecutive nights to finish the show
By biggestCuttlefish!
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this was a mess (college memories pt 1)
this is the intro to the series
so because I've told this story on the internet, I gotta change some details lol
btw, I plan to keep this blog as ANON as possible, chile.
so, I was involved this this guy. we weren't together but I did give a lot of emotional energy.
for the first time, I was staying on campus. I never knew freedom like this so I was excited. I wasn't about to be in every man's bed but just to have the option to be in any *relationship* of any kind with a man was intriguing.
sooooo.
this man was my co-worker. we were both student workers and he was my type (at the time).
he was dark-skinned, athletic build, christian, smart, and very charismatic (aka, a good liar).
he was dated this asian girl on-and-off for a while so I ain't know if ol' dude like black girls, tbqh. he was very well known around campus and that made me more interested in him. this was when I was a FRESH 21-years-old so I was obsessed with the facade of the "power couple."
we worked with one another and even lived in the same building on campus, so we grew close. we were friends and would hangout off-campus. sometimes as a a group and other times alone.
when he found out I like sports, he made his move. I would visit his room to talk about work, life, even Jesus, and he would answer the door SHIRTLESS.
let's get into some context:
I was raised christian and I still believe that christ rose on the third day. being the child of two parents that had children 1. before they were married, and 2. with people they wouldn't exactly call "friend",
I was taught to wait 'til marriage to have sex. I was taught that giving men the pum pum would lead to a life of STRESS.
and seeing this man, and his fifty elhm abs- I ran straight to the alter that next Sunday.
but in those moments, I had to give a Oscar-worthy performance and pretend I was disgusted by his whore behavior.
on one occasion, he invited me to his room to watch a basketball game. I went thinking it would be and his other friends- but, I was hoping it would just be the two of us.
my prayers were answered because not only was it the two of us, but he had mood lighting. you know them childish strip lights that attract roaches? yup, he had them on red, y'all.
I text my good girlfriend to come down to his room because I just knew it was about to be some mess.
now, did I know that at this time he was still having sex with his ex any time he felt like it? absolutely.
did I care? absolutely not.
this was the first time a MAN has ever showed a bare minimum of interest in me. so I was finna seize the moment.
so, my homegirl is on the bed, and me and ol' dude is on his futon. 10 minutes into the game, I hear my friend SNORING. she dead went to sleep and he took that opportunity to move this party to the floor.
now, we cuddled up watching the game.
somehow, this man moved his hand from my shoulder to my inner thigh.
I hop up and said "let me wake up [redacted] so we can go back to our rooms and so you can have your bed back."
he says, "no, it's okay. we can just sleep on the futon."
I was a virgin, not an idiot.
Now, I don't know if y'all have ever seen a futon. But there is was no way for both of us to keep our distance AND sleep on that small thing. I would have to be practically on top of that man.
With that thought, I shook that girl out of her sleep so fast and fervently and ran out that room.
this man did not let up after that. there was an instance on where he saw me in the hallway and I was walking away, but I made sure to say hi.
that wasn't enough for him, so he picked me up and slightly carried me off the ground to his room so we could "talk."
about what?
no clue.
fast forward, when I wasn't really taking to his advances, he started to treat me differently.
he would just ignore me and because my self-value/esteem was so low, I would just beg for the smallest amount of attention. I wasn't trying to have sex with him but I did crave that "love."
I would text him and take his shifts at work. I would basically do his work for him some days. I was his sounding board for his problems. When he was scared, happy, sad, relieved, I was there for him. All for him to notice me.
I think he knew that I liked him and he knew that I was vulnerable. of course he knew because we talked about it.
he knew I never had a boyfriend. he knew that I was a virgin.
he knew everything and he used my innocence as ammo against me.
this isn't a story on how I lost my virginity to man that was undeserving. he never got that far with me.
this is a story on how I realized that I was willing to do almost anything for a man to JUST see me.
and still, now that I am in a relationship, I know that I wasn't really seen by this man. I was lusted after. I was hunted (and I was willing prey). I was being watched.
this man was no good. he was a womanizer and full of pride. he thought he could have any woman he wanted. and if you dared reject him, he would just work harder for you to like him.
after a while, I saw right through him. I thought because he believed in Jesus that he deserved unlimited chances from me. god never showed me that we were supposed to me romantically linked. but, I wanted us to be because of his status. while he does deserve forgiveness and all that, he doesn't deserve my time, my energy, nor my punani.
all that time, my friends were warning me about how terrible his character was.they damn near had a party when I told them I was done with him for good.
he ended up taking that good "girlfriend" that fell asleep on a date. he made sure I knew it was a friendly outing, but by that time, I didn't even care. he told me that he still considered me as a contender on his own personal dating show.
to which I said, "boy, go to hell with that."
because I just knew he was lying.
because almost a year later, him and that same "girlfriend" spent the night in her bed, kissin' and holding each other - on some Romeo + Juliet stuff.
and that's a whole 'nother story.
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