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Aaron: what's going on here??
Nicky: Neil got drunk and started singing in French.
Andrew:*aggressively tries to understand the meaning of the words from the song *
*puts a knife to Kevin's throat* tell the fuck what he's singing about.
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Fox: Where's Andrew? Has anyone seen him?
Nicky: Wait a second.
*walks up to Neil and pretends to put hand on his waist*
Andrew with a knife behind his back: get your fucking hands off him.
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Nicky: What is the secret of your relationship?
Andrew: we think everyone is dumb except each other
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Nicky: Has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Neil: Does family count?
Nicky: Yes
Neil: then no
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Aaron: Could you look at it from my point of view?
Kevin: * squats*.
Nicky: * lies down on the floor*.
Aaron: ...
Aaron: I hate you all!!
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Nicky: Do you and Neil have affectionate nicknames for each other?
Andrew: No
Nicky: okay, then what are you going to call a person who can't quit smoking?
Andrew: junkie?
Neil, from the kitchen: Yes, Drew?
Nicky: Don't ever lie to me again.
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Nicky: when you die, you don't know that you're dead and it's hard only for those around you
Aaron: yes, it works the same way when you're stupid.
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Aaron: I'm going out, do I need to take anything with me?
Nicky: Just your good mood
Aaron: I'm not coming
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Andrew: What do you want from me?
Nicky: Can you just smile?
Andrew: *smiles*
Nicky: ...
Aaron: ...
Kevin: Fuck, I've never been so scared...
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Reporter: Where's Kevin??
Nicky: still in the shower. We think he's trying to drown himself.
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Niki: Somehow, as soon as you started living with Neil, you don't think about me at all. Can you at least invite me to tea?
Andrew: Tea's over. And coffee, too. and there is no water either.
Nicky: You're so inhospitable.
Andrew: Nicky, it's fucking impossible to kick you out later. You always come for tea and stay for a week.
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