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Kevin: while you're drinking, I'm training
And then I drink too..
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Neil: I love you
Andrew: don't fucking drag me into this shit
Neil: we've been married for two years
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Neil: *kisses Andrew*
Andrew: What was that just now?
Neil: expression of love
Andrew: .... ugh, what a terrible
Andrew: do it again.
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Aaron: what's going on here??
Nicky: Neil got drunk and started singing in French.
Andrew:*aggressively tries to understand the meaning of the words from the song *
*puts a knife to Kevin's throat* tell the fuck what he's singing about.
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Neil: Tell me honestly, don't you want me to be happy?
Andrew: That's why we're dating
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Andrew: Love is a weakness, a mistake of evolution
Kevin: You're making a postcard for Neil
Andrew right now * menacingly pointing a glue gun at Kevin*: one more word and I'll step on your throat
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Nicky: What is the secret of your relationship?
Andrew: we think everyone is dumb except each other
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Andrew: Do you know the joke that to faggots don't tell?
Neil: Yes, but I won't tell you
Andrew: asshole.
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Journalist: what talents do you have?
Neil: I can make a person twitch, worry and even yell obscenities in one second
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Andrew: Neil, come quickly to my room, and immediately without a T-shirt
Neil: oh, can't wait to see me naked?)
Andrew: you're fucking idiot you've been stabbed
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It makes me feel damn sad every time I think about how Andrew thought Neil was a hallucination from pills. He understood this, but he still fell in love with him, became attached to him. And when Neil sent him to be taken off the pills, Andrew believed that he would never see him again...
It breaks my heart.
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Neil: I'm...
Allison: if the next thing that comes out of your mouth is "okay," I'm going to punch you and lose a lot of money.
Neil: In love with Andrew
Allison: *earns a lot of money*
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Neil: Why is Kevin crying?
Nicky: he decided to take the test, who are you from the stars of exy
Neil: and who did he get?
Nicky: Rico...
Neil: Damn, it's too cruel
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Neil: What song do you associate me with?
Andrew: I don't listen to that kind of shit.
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Fox: Where's Andrew? Has anyone seen him?
Nicky: Wait a second.
*walks up to Neil and pretends to put hand on his waist*
Andrew with a knife behind his back: get your fucking hands off him.
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Nicky: Has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Neil: Does family count?
Nicky: Yes
Neil: then no
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Kevin: I'll be at the hospital bar
Neil: But there are no bars in hospitals
Kevin: That's why people hate hospitals.
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