Ganondorf: ELIMINATE HYRULE AND HER ALLIES!!! LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!!!
Us: Okay so like is there any plushies of him we can hug? Nice figurines we can place directly in our line of sight so that we can look up and watch him with a soft smile on our face? How about a cute little charm we can cup gently in our hands and give a little kiss to?
Mfw I realize my timeline is fucked and I will have to make Jason and Damian have an even bigger age gap thus making the later kids even younger and their birthdays pushed even further off....
Or I edit an already posted story to fix the mood of it.