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Reasons why Genesis’ heels could’ve and should’ve stayed:
1. They are about the height that old timey cavalry wore to have better hook on the stirrups. Chocobo SOLDIER cavalry?
2. He is very much primarily a mage and therefore would be in a backline roll more. Still obviously a fucking powerhouse but in a group, he’s the fire magic guy.
3. He is a bitch and being a bitch makes you immune to how heels actually function for the rest of us mortals.
Give our ginger shitlord his 1.5-2 inch heels back, Square.
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infinitelyprecious · 14 days
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If there would've been a bullet, Yuan's last words would've been I love you directly to Qian
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briefcasejuice · 1 year
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fellas is it gay to accept your friend's hug, an offered comfort, then betray his love and trust immediately by taking something in his pants
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freckledbastard · 1 year
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suddenly remembering how badly carrot was mistreated at the end of wano
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zannolin · 13 days
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slams my fist down. johnny and shannon friendship could be everything. EVERYTHING.
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from-the-clouds · 1 year
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[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] “GOOD LORD!” [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] “WAAAAH WAAAAH” [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] *WEEWOO WEEWOO* [HELICOPTERS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE”—[EXPLOSION] “MY LEG... MY LEG!!!!”
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sphericalbee · 2 months
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I embarrassed myself so bad today like i didn't even know this type of shit happened outside of poorly written sitcoms
When I was walking to get lunch I was looking at a girl bc i recognized her as the girl I talked to yesterday when I said she was pretty and I was like "oh hey i recognize that person" and then I realized she definitely noticed me looking at her so I snapped my head around and realized I was about to crash into a lamp post and then I swerved like an inch away from concussing myself and crashed into a person and apologized and basically ran away
Like okay gag anime pack it up
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guccigarantine · 5 months
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brnine saying the only place they have to go back to is the blue channel
brnine saying their life started when they got the blue channel
OK
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yosang · 11 months
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it’s one thing if a member in a group doesn’t get a lot of lines because they’re not good at singing but the fact that yeo has always had so much potential and yet is paid dust when it comes to line distributions is so frustrating… kpop just hates deep voices
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performing we will rock you. with BRIAN FUCKING MAY
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aquietanarchy · 2 years
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you ever just want to go off on some expedition to a mysterious top-secret abandoned and quarantined swamp zone where nature is reclaiming what remains of human civilization and there are maybe mysterious towers that plunge into the depths of the earth with strange fungi forming cryptic messages on the walls and there is some cosmic horror lurking down below and you have inhaled the fungus spores and you are changing and maybe you don't exist anymore and maybe it is not nature reclaiming this place but something alien and it is making constant iterations and reiterations of you and you might not be you and your husband that returned from the last expedition is not your husband and maybe the self has no meaning and maybe you just want to stay here forever and let the changes overtake you and turn you into some bright and fearful thing and maybe you transform into a monstrous many-eyed whale and vanish into the depths of the ocean. Or is that just me
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sincerely-nines · 6 months
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I cant sleep. Thinking about whether or not a plant can be invasive in its nativa habitat
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crunchycrystals · 9 months
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still thinking about how zac oyama killed me in the ravening war finale like "whos gonna watch your right" what the fuck
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opal-owl-flight · 2 years
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So if we all dress as cat wizards we can all join the pile?
AKZEKDJ you have to be vaguely orb shaped for it to work; if youre not that, I think Mags would get offended-
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transemh · 1 year
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there's no way archer isn't a gay man who watches water polo while eating dinner
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dyke-in-crisis · 2 years
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WHO GAVE MY GIRL A FLAMETHROWER
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