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Seriously, who abandons a town just to spite a business rival? Mr. Emmett Reaves, rail baron! Like, symbolism! Literally giving up PROSPERITY to dance on Orville Fall's grave! He re-named the town FALL'S END! So petty! What a dingus.
This town needs a new name. Off the top of my head: Newtown Kirbyburg (Kirburg?) Bartertown Shittsburg Mannekinsville
A note by Aaron »Tweak« Kirby, found in Prosperity. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County
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afarcryfrommymain · 1 year
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Pastor Jerome Jefferies features prominently in the Holland Valley storyline. If you take too long to liberate Fall End, he actually ends up doing it. He also saves your character from capture during "The Cleansing".
Aaron "Tweak" Kirby is a drug maker/dealer and features first in the quest "fast", he improves how effective the steroid drug things you're able to take.
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4 and 20 for Tweak and [bus drives by loudly]
HER NAMES BEEN REVEALED we are allowed to talk about Miss [Redacted] Brit
4. What do physical trait do they love the most about each other?
Brit is very superficial - she likes what Tweak can do for her, free drugs he gives her because he thinks she's hot, and that lowkey bad boy vibe he has going on (even if Tweak is anything but a bad boy). The tattoos, the oversized clothes, the rejected-from-society, the free drugs, attract her to him.
But on a deeper level, she likes the way his top lip curls over his teeth when he smiles, and wrinkles around his eyes. How he's juuust tall enough for her to slink into his side and his chin can rest atop her head with only a slight crick in his neck.
Her alternative style is what initially had him looking at her, black clothing and ripped stockings and big makeup. He loves her legs, long, slender, quick to move into a kick. The way they feel under his hands, just resting there in soft of the just-awoken afternoon sun. How Brit is always picking at the rips and tears in the stockings she insists on wearing, making the holes bigger and showing off more skin.
20. Are they interested in marriage? Why or why not?
I don't want to say "no", but rather they're both so young that it's not something either of them consider.
Brit's the kind of person that when she gets into a relationship, things move fast but in an incredibly toxic way. She's clingy, doesn't trust, is emotionally manipulative, and usually the type of people she ends up with, they're similar if not worse. The relationships move fast and end just as quickly as they start, and the after affects last long after, until the cycle starts up again with someone new.
Growing up how she did, she never felt the need to start up her own family. Brit likes the feeling of independence she has, despite the fact she's extremely co-dependent.
Tweak is more of a hopeless romantic, envisioning a life of a happy, healthy marriage and a couple of kids down the line as being the ideal (even if he doesn't really know what it means - Leave It To Beaver can't be that far off, can it?). He'd love to be married one day, to live a life with that end-goal happiness seen on T.V. He knows it's not exactly real, but he can't help but dream about it regardless.
[Ask me some questions!]
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lulu2992 · 3 months
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Uncovering the unreleased Far Cry 5 in-game Encyclopedia
The almost complete but unused in-game encyclopedia, reconstructed thanks to the oasisstrings file.
Please note that it’s still cut content, so some information might not be relevant anymore.
You can read the oasisstrings file here. Pictures from this encyclopedia were also extracted and posted by @xbaebsae here.
Part 6: Characters
Aaron "Tweak" Kirby
Uppers, downers, sideway-ers... Tweak is all about pushing the limits of the human condition.
Adelaide Drubman
A confident go-getter with deep pockets to do whatever she wants, like living with booze, bazookas, and boy toy Xander Flynn.
Bo Adams
A hardcore survivalist that chooses to live out in the woods and off the grid.
Boomer
A scruffy pal with unparalleled loyalty.
Cameron Burke
A U.S. Marshal with an agenda. The only thing standing between him and his political aspirations is the Project at Eden's Gate.
Casey Fixman
A grill cook with a classified past. Most locals don’t believe his outrageous war stories or the wisdom he serves up with every order.
Chad Wolanski
A self-styled prepper chef who sells food out of his food truck since his restaurant "The Grill Streak" burned down.
Dr. Charles Lindsey
A veterinarian drafted into service as a medic. There's no one else to do it, and aren't we all animals?
Cheeseburger
Orphaned as a cub and raised by Wade Fowler, he's the star attraction at the F.A.N.G. Center. He loves eating cheeseburgers.
Clutch Nixon
A legendary stuntman who left this world the way he entered it: Face first onto a pile of rocks.
Dave Fowler
Wade Fowler's brother, he runs the business end of the F.A.N.G. Center.
Richard "Dutch" Roosevelt
An old prepper who'd worked himself to the bone and lost everything even before Eden's Gate came to town. Same shit, different horse.
Dylan
(no description found)
Eli Palmer
A bonafide prepper and the leader of the Whitetail Militia. He helped Eden's Gate design their survival bunkers before he wised up.
Faith Seed
The Siren in the East. The youngest in the Seed family pacifies unruly followers to make way for the Collapse. Some believe she's only an illusion.
George Wilson
George is a Whitetail Militia and baseball enthusiast, but spends most of this time as a lookout because of his age.
Grace Armstrong
A medal-winning shooter and army sniper with a vendetta against Eden’s Gate.
Guy Marvel
A genius movie director envisioning a masterpiece of anarchy and gold statue wins. Even an auteur needs help to make movie magic.
Deputy Joey Hudson
One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who has absolutely no time for bullshit and has the fists to back herself up.
Hurk Drubman Jr.
His wit and intellect may have been blunted by paint huffing, but that hasn't stopped him from living a life of adventure.
Hurk Drubman Sr.
A retired oil baron who is the undisputed master of his domain... what's left of it after the divorce.
Jacob Seed
The Soldier in the North. The eldest Seed brother serves Joseph by creating the army that will defend the Project with their lives.
Pastor Jerome Jeffries
The local man of God who will do whatever it takes to protect the people of Hope County – even if it costs him his soul.
Jess Black
Dutch’s niece. Jess is a loner who nearly lost her life in Jacob's camps, only to discover a new talent in the process: killing Peggies.
John Seed
The Baptist in the West. The youngest of the Seed brothers, John is in charge of reaping the land of supplies that will help the Project survive.
Joseph Seed
The Father. The middle Seed brother heard a Voice that told him to initiate a great Project, to prepare for the Collapse of everything. And so he has.
Kim Rye
A world traveler who chose Hope County to put down roots, and those roots are on the way - she's in her third trimester.
Larry Parker
Genius or crackpot? Science will decide.
Mary May Fairgrave
The tough-as-nails barkeep who blames Eden's Gate for the death of her parents.
Merle Briggs
A local prepper. Merle could talk your ears off about his dream bunker, or the shelf life of canned goods.
Wilhelmina Mable
Wilhelmina Maybelline, big cat whisperer and taxidermist. The well-being of Peaches the cougar is her top priority.
Nadine Abercrombie
The last living member of a family of hoarders, though she considers herself a collector. Much classier than simply hoarding. And more selective.
Nancy
(no description found)
Nick Rye
The best dang pilot in Hope County. Give him a chance and he'll put on a show.
Peaches
The long-time pet of Miss Mable. Probably named for the color of her fur and not the sweet disposition she lacks.
Deputy Stacy Pratt (yes, his first name is actually spelled Stacy in the files)
One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who’s a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.
Dr. Sarah Perkins
A lone biologist determined to unravel the mysteries of how Jacob's Judge wolves are created.
Sharky Boshaw
A wanted arsonist, Charlemange Victor Boshaw IV hides out where he can live his fire-blazing, rockstar fantasies.
Sherri Woodhouse
She gave up city life, opened a fishing store, and began the hunt for her family’s missing legendary whiskey.
Skylar Kohrs
A high-powered expert fly fisher hell-bent on landing a legendary fish.
Tammy Barnes
Once a homemaker, now the chief interrogator for the Whitetail Militia. They say her marshmallow blondies are to die for.
Tracey Lader
A woman determined to bring down Eden's Gate, especially Faith. They used to be friends and the sting of betrayal fuels her wrath.
Virgil Minkler
A trusted mayor for the past 7 terms, now hell-bent on stopping the production of Bliss after it took the life of his son.
Wade Fowler
The co-owner of the F.A.N.G. Center, an animal rescue facility that takes in orphaned wild animals.
Walker
A member of Eli's Whitetail Militia.
Wendell Redler
He made it through Nam with his buddies. Now he’s an old man, his buddies are gone, and this is not the America he fought for in his youth.
Wheaty
The smart-ass quartermaster for the Whitetail Militia who also has a radio broadcast to counter the Father's propaganda.
Earl Whitehorse
The devoted sheriff of Hope County. He believes delivering justice with a gun should be a last resort. On the eve of his retirement, duty calls.
Willis Huntley
Just a man in love with the good ol' US of A.
Xander Flynn
Left California for Hope County to detox from the city life. Ended up finding "modeling" gigs at the Drubman Marina, and a cult cramping his style.
Zip Kupka
A self-proclaimed conspiracy "realist" who finds a new reason to hate the government with each passing day.
There were three more:
Coyote Nelson
Fishing is life.
In the files, Coyote Nelson is the name of the fisherman you meet at fishing spots.
Morris
A bright kid of Blackfoot heritage and the go-to person for all things computers and arcade machines. He keeps it on the down low.
The character’s full name apparently is Morris Aubrey. He’s the person who’s always near Far Cry Arcade machines and telling you how “awesome” the game is.
Scooter
A supply runner for the Whitetail Militia.
All I know about Scooter is that, according to a deleted mission objective, this character (who was also cut) was supposed to be escorted to the Wolf’s Den at some point.
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cullxtheherd · 1 year
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top 5 far cry characters
thanks for sending this in anon, i really appreciate it!! in no particular order (and non-main/heralds edition!!):
grace armstrong - i really just like her because for the most part?? she shuts the absolute fuck up and does NOT try to tell me how tight her shit is every 5 seconds!!! her abilities aren't my favorite/useful to my play style but i like her a lot - she shows faith and dedication to her cause/morals and that is something i admire
tracey lader - god i just?? absolutely love a woman who won't take NO SHIT from NOBODY. i LOVE that she meets the Deputy and isn't immediately kissing ass - you have to earn her respect and show her that you're worth her time and efforts. love, love, LOVE that!!! also the whole may or may not have been in a relationship with Rachel/Faith before The Father rolled into town?? ? ? ? my lil gay heart could implode at any moment. any.
hurkules drubman - listen. as much as i would hate him and his 'come on brosef' frat boy mentality??? he really is one of my favorites solely because he doesn't actually give two FUCKS about what anyone thinks (except maybe his dad if it means cashing in on some super-sick ride or sweet ass presents). he really is just?? out there. doing his thing. starting monkey jesus sex cults. and nobody is gonna stop him (or his rat-4)
aaron kirby (tweak) - i am honestly not even sure why i love this guy. he is?? probably not the best but also i run a jacob seed blog SO who am i really? to say?? ? his mission/s drive me crazy but i really DO love punching zombies SUPER FAST HIYAAAA into a firepit and, like, who wouldn't?? his backstory (like most) is also really heartbreaking.
sharky boshaw - he may be my favorite side/secondary character. i hate taking him out with me because of his incendiary rounds that absolutely set everything on fire including the both of us, but? idk man he once farted audibly in a bush and tried to blame it on someone else and i just? i love him. he is so fucking dumb i'm not sure how he has lived this long and?? his house likely REEKS of urine (both cat and his own from those probiotic piss bottles he's been cashing in on), but?? this is the guy right here. him. love me an equalatist, shorty!!
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more memes i made!!! >:)
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8bitpizzacoupons · 3 years
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Stuff to say to dad next time I see him. You think this is all about Hamlet but that’s only 35.3% of it I was the student but I’m gonna be the master, I’m closer than ever to undoing your shit You were mean to mom and I understand why she left you The trip to Canada fixed nothing Even if the world is ending thats no excuse man I will Nuremburg your ass so fast
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blulexx · 3 years
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Tweak and the deputy
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teamhawkeye · 4 years
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Tweak’s comments on Boomer
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fc5holidayexchange · 4 years
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Far Cry 5 Holiday Exchange 2019 Fic
‘A Quiet Night’
Deputy Jordan Cain, Aaron “Tweak” Kirby
@deputy-rice-pudding
The road of resistance is long and hard. Jordan visits Tweak in Prosperity and does her best to enjoy a quiet night.
[just fluff and comfort and a bit of momming on Jordan’s behalf, I hope I did her justice!]
It had been raining for hours at that point. Her hair was wet; her clothes were wet. Hell, even her bones felt wet. “You got to love the Henbane.” She muttered to herself as she trudged up the muddied dirt road.
She had been using a four-wheeler to get around, but it just couldn’t handle even this little hill so she had left it behind. Her boots squelched and fought against the pull of the mud as she made her way towards the dilapidated outline that was Prosperity in the grey light of the afternoon. Hell and high water and Seeds had hit Hope County and yet this sad little remnant of a town looked as it always had: beat up. At least somethings didn’t change.
Jordan smiled to herself as she picked her way through the strangely placed mannequins and fencing. What was he up to this time? Christmas lights lined the sagging roof edges and dimly lit the area. It was May, but it still felt festive somehow. Probably a part of what made this little place feel like a respite from the chaos going on everywhere else. She held her breath, trying to hear for movement.
Pigs squealed in the distance and crickets chirped merrily, but she could just make out the shuffle of feet. Good. He was home. She ducked under the overhang of the roof and rapt her knuckles against the door. The shuffling inside grew more hurried and she heard the clinking of glass and the whisper of a burner running. “Tweak?” she called out cautiously.
“Fuck!” came a hiss, “Yeah, sorry! Come in!”
She opened the door to see him bent over his chemistry station, forefinger stuck in his mouth and a pained expression on his face. “Burn yourself again?”
He nodded, his eyes conveying a plea for assistance. Jordan sighed and set down her things before rooting around for some bandages and something to put on the wound. “Sit.” She commanded, pointing towards the nearest chair.
He did so obediently, looking very sheepish, and held out his finger for her to inspect. Using her canteen, she washed it before applying some cream and a bandage. “You should be more careful.” She scolded half-heartedly.
She glanced nervously over towards his station of burners and class tubes and brightly colored concoctions. In all honesty, she knew a burn was the least of it. “What are you making, anyway?” She asked, approaching the station with caution.
“Stuff.”
She looked back at him with a raised eyebrow. “Stuff to help.” He insisted.
“You don’t have to help.” She said, firmly, “Taking care of yourself…”
“I have to.” He said, matching her tone and standing to his feet, “I need to. I need to… make up for all of it.”
He frowned and slumped his shoulders, pushing past her to get back to work. “You don’t have to make up for someone else’s mistakes, Tweak.”
They stood there for a long moment in silence, with him hunched over his science and her watching him. “If I don’t,” He said finally, “No one else will.”
Giving in to his determination, Jordan stepped closer, hovering at his shoulder as he worked. “What are you making, then.”
“I’m improving some boosters.” He explained, “The resistance uses them. You kind of need an edge against Judges and angels sometimes. I know, you don’t use them…”
“With good reason.”
He smiled slightly at her indignation, “Yeah, but I figured the Cult’s using drugs for bad, why not use what we can for good.”
Jordan watched him for a while in silence. He was truly determined to do good, but she couldn’t help but feel as if this wasn’t the best way. “You know…” She said, drumming her fingers against the counter as he measured out some hideously green liquid, “There’s this vet up in the Whitetails, Dr. Perkins, who’s trying to make something to catch Judges. And Dr. Lindsay is making this stuff to lure and calm angels. You’re really good at this stuff, maybe they could use a hand.”
He paused. “I don’t think they want my help.”
The look in his eyes cut deeper than any knife. “I think they do.”
His response was all breathy mumbles as he shuffled around, refusing to make eye contact. The residents of Hope County hadn’t been the kindest to him; his hesitance was understandable, but knowing he was out here all alone worried Jordan. The Henbane wasn’t the safest place to be. She dropped the subject though and watched in silence as he worked.
As darkness pressed in against the grimy windows, the rain finally let up and Jordan managed to coax Tweak outside. With the weather clear, the evening seemed nice. It was muddy, but the air was cool and quiet. She followed him through the maze of strangely placed mannequins and fence pieces over towards the pig pen he kept. She leaned up against the side of the pen, looking out over Prosperity as he fed the snuffling animals.
It was a little oasis in the chaos; remote and unsuspecting. To Jordan, it was perfect, but she couldn’t help but worry that it might be a little too far away from everything for Aaron. He could use with more visitors than just her and the wolves that no doubt came sniffing around the pigpen.
She listened to him coo at the pigs, smiling at the silly names he’d given them. Maybe he was well off here… “You wanna sit up on the roof?” He asked, pulling her out of her thoughts, “It’s a good view up there.”
She shrugged. “Sure. Why not?”
With sore limbs and creaking joints, she pulled herself up the ladder after Tweak. The long day was catching up with her, but as she settled into a spot on the roof, she decided the climb was worth it. The sky was clear and the stars were all out, lighting up the sky, their ethereal light falling over the tops of the trees; illuminating the landscape of the Henbane. It seemed peaceful. For a moment, everything else fell away and Jordan’s whole world was the smell of freshly fallen rain and one of the best view’s she’d seen in months.
“Oh, I have something for you!”
She’d barely brought herself back to reality before Tweak had scrambled out of sight. Jordan shook her head and pulled her pack close. She’d brought some stuff for him too. Sweets were hard to find these days, but she had found a stash of packaged pastries and candy bars at an outpost and she’d snagged them all. There was some scrapping and the groaning of the ladder and Tweak reappeared, a Tupperware container cradled against this chest.
His eyes widened at the sight of the treats she’d laid out for him. “I can’t believe you found butterfingers!”
He shoved the plastic container into her hands. “Here, I made this. It’s probably a little burnt; had to use the Bunsen burner to make it.”
Jordan smiled and tried not to let her hesitation show as she opened up the container. Tweak’s talents with cooking chemicals didn’t always translate well into culinary skills. One cautious sniff and her apprehension fell away. He’d made her rice pudding. “Aaron.” She said, her heart swelling with gratitude, “Where did you find the milk?”
He was already working on his second candy bar. He shrugged, “I have my ways.”
She rolled her eyes and dug around in her pack for her multi-utensil before digging in. Starlight, cool air, good company and rice pudding; it was the best night she’d had in a long time. It was impossible for her to put into words, to let Aaron know, how much this little moment meant to her; after everything that had happened, this felt like paradise. So she sat back and listened as he pointed out the constellations above, recounting half-remembered myths of people long gone, letting her usual melancholy fade into the night.
“What… What are you gonna do when this is all over?”
“Retire.” She said immediately in a deadpan tone.
He chuckled. “No, really. What are you gonna do?”
“When this is all over,” Jordan sighed, “I’m going to go pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere and just…” She took in a deep breath of the cool air, “Enjoy the peace and quiet I have earned.” Jordan leaned back against the roof, resting her hands behind her head, the Tupperware container balanced on her lap “What are you gonna do?”
He shrugged. “I don’t know. Travel, I think. Hope County… I don’t think there’s much left for me here.”
Jordan gave him an encouraging smile. “I’m sure the world holds great things for Aaron Kirby.”
Tweak leaned back, mimicking her posture. “And I’ve got a tent you can borrow.”
There was a silly bravado to his movement and tone that made them both laugh. It felt good to laugh and even as it faded, and they stared out into the night, the silence that followed was comfortable. They’d both earned a quiet night.
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Stuff to say to dad next time I see him.
You think this is all about Hamlet but that's only 35.3% of it
I was the student but I'm gonna be the master, I'm closer than ever to undoing your shit
You were mean to mom and I understand why she left you
The trip to Canada fixed nothing
Even if the world is ending that's no excuse man
I will Nuremberg your ass so fast
A note by Tweak found in Prosperity. ❇︎ Notes of Hope County
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afarcryfrommymain · 1 year
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Far Cry 5 NPC Bracket
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Here's how this is gonna go! For the sake of my storage space, there will be no pictures in the first round, but there will be on the polls (as well as context for everyone here)
Poll Status:
ROUND 1: Finished
Round 2: Finished
Quarter Finals!: Finished
Semi Finals!!: Finished
Finals: Finished
Match ups
Round One!
First Half:
Sharky Boshaw V Adelaide Drubman
Nick Rye V Jess Black
Wheaty V Guy Marvel
Mary May Fairgrave V Dr. Sarah Perkins
Fuckin Nancy V Joey Hudson
Sheriff Earl Whitehorse V Casey Fixman
Sherri Woodhouse V Nadine Abercrombie
God V Willis Huntley
Second Half:
Grace Armstrong V Hurk Drubman
Kim Rye V Tammy Barnes
Eli Palmer V Staci Pratt
Brother Will V Zip Kupka
Crush (on Dr. Lindsey) V Dutch
Skyler Kohrs V Dr. Charles Lindsey
Aaron "Tweak" Kirby V Jerome Jefferies
Virgil Minkler V Xander Flynn
Round Two
Sharky Boshaw V Nick Rye
Wheaty V Mary May Fairgrave
Joey Hudson V Sheriff Earl Whitehorse
Nadine Abercrombie V God
Grace Armstrong V Kim Rye
Staci Pratt V Brother Will
Dutch V Slylar Kohrs
Jerome Jefferies V Virgil Minkler
Quarter Finals!
Sharky Boshaw VS Wheaty
Joey Hudson VS God
Kim Rye VS Staci Pratt
Skylar Khors VS Jerome Jefferies
Semi Finals!!
Sharky Boshaw VS Joey Hudson
Kim Rye VS Jerome Jefferies
Finals
Sharky Boshaw VS Kim Rye
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minilev · 5 years
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I know he's not exactly big character but I was wondering if we could get any of my boy Tweak in the shower?
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lulu2992 · 3 years
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Did you know that Tweak and John had the same tattoo?
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Anyone else simp for Tweak a bit? I don't know why I find him so fcking cute
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