#Affair with my wife

[marypickfords]

Apartment Wife: Affair In the Afternoon (Shōgorō Nishimura, 1971)

#apartment wife: affair in the afternoon #団地妻 昼下りの情事 #shōgorō nishimura #caps #i need to start tagging my roman porno journey

[rain-shoshana]

Fresh off a heavy conversation about mental health, Hastings gets ready to introduce Poirot to his queer friend group in London!

Only three or four chapters left to write now, folks! I’m gonna publish this behemoth before we know it.

#the queers are going to love poirot #and he’s gonna meet hastings’ ex #and also my self insert characters of me and my wife #fun fun fun #the love affair at styles #the mysterious affair at styles #fanfiction #fanfic #agatha christie’s poirot #agatha christie #hercule poirot x arthur hastings #hercule poirot #Arthur Hastings

[kerflooey]

LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT LESTAT

#this is me haunting ur affair with my wife

[lordkingsmith]

I see we have entered into a new phase of aesthetics. Which comes with the addition of my pointing at the background boys thinking "COTTAGE CORE!!!!" while lying on the floor pointing at the girlies in your icon whispering "babies...precious babies..."

Which really all just amounts to:

the background is cottagecore handsome boys that are both unbelievably pro-murder and then my icon are sweeties who are trying to be far tougher than they are but should still be handled carefully. in short, I am ushering in my 'I am kind, I am good, but I am not nice and don't mix those up :)'

thank you ^-^

half the reason I wanna make a movie; so I can promptly crossover everyone and make them queer af. and then marah and kapri are just a mood. gotta combine the moods somehow lolololol

#one with the ax is a character named Gilbert #he finds out a royal is harassing his fiance? asks if she wants him to break into the castle and behead the man #then when he finds out she's killing him via magic? asks her to kill the man faster #and philip is of course completely chill murdering maleficent #the pro murder cottage core boys give me life #with gilbert I gave the royal-a king in my version-a son so Gilbert could promptly spiritually adopt the boy as a father/big brother figure #I'm denying the guy his affair #the murder of his wife #his natural death (he will have to beg for it) #his kingdom and the respect of his kingdom #might as well deprive him of the respect of his son and wife too #a lowly spinster girl kills a king #a lowly woodcutter adopts the prince and makes him a good man #I think Philip would get behind the sentiment #if given half the chance Gilbert would have adopted Kapri and Marah and encouraged his fiance to kill their uncle too #my man fears nothing and why would he lol

[bitterxrange]

Body glitter is nice into you have to clean it off or you end up Rolling the sheets.

#ic #Yes I have had a fun time #No he will not be coming back #Mutual affair and his wife will be getting my call #Now if you'll excuse me I need to toss my sheets in the washer then myself and then get fresh sheets

[wonder-worker]

Anne de Pisseleu had exercised a form of power that was intrinsically extra-institutional and dependent entirely of the king’s favor; her role was clearly understood by political insiders. Criticism took the form of conventional hostility to the role of women in power, yet in the king’s lifetime had to be circumspect and oblique. However, she lived more than half her life after the death of the king whose love had given her power and wealth. In this, she weathered the storm of disgrace remarkably effectively, carved for herself a new role and ended her life a moderately wealthy woman whose assets became a matter for ferocious competition among her relatives.

-David Potter, "The Life and After-Life of a Royal Mistress: Anne de Pisseleu, Duchess of Étampes"

#historicwomendaily #Context: She lived for over 70 years and was a royal mistress for only 20 of them (till Francis's death) #anne de pisseleu #french history #16th century #my post #Francis I #queue #I hate how Anne is dismissed and deemed irrelevant after Francis I's death #Most historians merely claim that she was exiled; fell into disgrace and humiliation; and died in obscurity #Kathleen Wellman even goes to say that Anne was shut up by her husband in a gloomy castle for the rest of her life #(And there's always a distasteful tone of wry satisfaction as they say this - as if she was finally 'getting what she 'deserved') #Suffice to say: this idea is objectively incorrect and I hate it #yes Anne DOES seem to have had an incredibly harrowing and horrible experience for a few years after; that should never be overlooked #But as this article says: Anne managed to weather her 'fall' and carve a new role for herself extraordinarily well #It's one of the most interesting things about her life to me #She still had wealth and property which she rigorously administered and expanded; she headed family affairs and arranged marriages; #She and her terrible husband appear to have informally separated (with a formal separation of property) and in his own last will he #flat-out wrote that Anne 'would never take her place as my wife'. She outlived him by around 15 years and 100% got the last laugh. #She also openly embraced Protestantism in the height of the Wars of Religion which was such a major bad bitch move #guaranteeing her both personal protection and material gratification #In fact one of the last known references of her was in 1576 where she hosted a meeting of Protestant leaders in her castle of Challuau #As you can see: Anne transitioned public royal influence to private personal power #But she clearly remained at the heart of politics and war throughout it all and was always relevant

[selfcarecap]

I’m on vacation and I keep having encounters with the dilfiest man everrrr how am I supposed to survive 😭😭

#by encounter i mean… i keep seeing him shsksjsj #and we’re always near each other at the beach or pool #and he had a wife and kid and probably hasn’t thought about me longer than one second when looking at me #has* #but in my head we’re having an affair #i never meant to be a homewrecker tho 😔

[peapod20001]

sooo since August is, like. himself now. does that mean that his wifey/gf was aware of him being gay? I think you implied that

Lol yea <3 him and Grace (that’s her name in case nobody besides me knows that lmao) were never really IN LOVE I’d say. Like they love each other, just not romantically really. They both had their reasons for getting together; they both went into their relationship thinking that this is just what they are SUPPOSED to do. August was trying to be “normal” and Grace wanted to make her own family and have a secure home and life (Grace is aromantic/asexual. Obviously she isn’t completely averse to relationships and the rest cus she got married and had a baby lmao)

They are family and they will always be family! They literally have a daughter and a dog and a house together, and it is just too much work to go about legally separating and splitting things, so they are still technically married lol. Grace is a stay at home mom/wife so them splitting would screw her over a bit </3 They are also still together under one roof for their daughter, Bailey, because they really don’t want to change her home life more than it needs to be.

He doesn’t seem like it at first glance, but August is really loving and protective of his family he made, even if it wasn’t created with the best most pure intentions. August cares about his own feelings and life a lot more now than he used to, but his wife and daughter are still his #1 priority and he’ll put them first for a lot of things

#ask #about my ocs #it’s actually really funny to take this into consideration when thinking about him getting with any of his poly bfs #Bubba especially was ‘aren’t you..married??’ and then August has a fucking heart attack as he tries to explain the situation between him and #his wife (‘NONONOO THIS ISNT AN AFFAIR OR A FLING I SWEAR WE ARENT TOGETHER LIKE WE’RE TECHNICALLY *TOGETHER* BUT WE ARENT IN LOVE I GUESS #OK I PROMISE YOU CAN STILL SAY NO I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW IM NOT A LYING CHEATING HUSBAND SCUMBAG’) #it took August a decently long time to not feel so weird about him and his wife’s situation lmao like they’ve been living a stereotypically #normal husband / wife life until he just couldn’t really handle the facade anymore </3

[mikaila-orchard]

My family at Thanksgiving: *talking about anything*

Me: "So anyway, Lily and I-"

#personal #i cant bring my wife to family affairs so i cope #ive brought her up several times already #lily orchard

[lottiemilfews]

simone kessell as belle james in pine gap (2018) - episode 1

#simone kessell #simonekesselledit #pine gap #theres not a single edit of this show on this entire website skjfhsfsf #saw one text post asking whats the point of the cheating wife sideplot and i'll tell you - the point is i get to look at simone kessell #anyway i wanted to make one set an episode but i took so many screengraps from ep2 that its def gonna be more. youre welcome simoaners #anyways... the quality isnt great bc i zoomed in so much but i didnt want the other people to be on them kjshdfsk #shes just so cute and awkward in the last one i.... #she shouldve had an affair with a woman . me #my post #*m.gif

[buddyhollyscurls]

the way that armando shows every fucking body bettys pic vs her just keeping it to herself says a lot about their respective personalities

#so like ik that betty had to keep his pic private bc he was her boss and they were having an affair #but nonetheless it speaks more to me about their personalities #bc armando is very out there and explosive in ur face so he loves loudly #whereas betty is very introverted private probably doesn't even talk about her marriage unless she like oh me and my husband #if she didn't do that you wouldn't even know she was married #whereas armado will always be LOOK AT HOW AWESOME MY WIFE IS #anyway #maria watches #yo soy betty la fea #ysblf

[heatsu]

When he was still alive Abraxas was convinced that he's omnipotent so he would make his son pray to him

#abraxas malfoy #js a biyxh #in my headcanons #also kinda fruity because he actually had an affair wiyh tom riddle #that lasted until his death sk he was cheating on his wife #he's a bad person and i hate him #lucius is both afraid to end up being like his father bht also wants to finally be equal to him #when he comes out of azkaban he has a mentam breakdown because he realises how similar to his father he has become #also he had an ego death after they lost the sexond war #idk hes my little pathetic bad guy #lucius malfoy #headcanons #malfoy family

[thiefbird]

smashing my face into a pillow

i need a 20 season aubreyad show with good casting and accurate writing

solely so i can obsess over diana and clarissa

#THEY ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR I JUST KNOW IT #stephen sent clarissa to stay with diana bc he got massive sapphic vibes from her. To Me. #“hello my lovely wife i adore you and sadly cannot be with you for Boat Reasons. i have met A Lesbian would you like to keep her?”

[socialbunny]

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽some of my skipy lore in the tags i was supposed to bridge it with something else but i forgot what i wanted to say 😭

#i feel like i always show skip as like. a loser.....which he is #and a cheater. hes that too. #and a shit person in general. i dont show that one but he is #he tries to do right by other ppl but he'll always put his feelings first. self centered mf #he got married before he turned 20 he was NOT ready for that shit 😭 #literally got married to brandi out of guilt bc he fucked up her life n shit too kinda. even tho she wanted a family she lost a lot of #other shit too #skip experiences a slight hurdle in his life and hes like ''i have to have an affair/fuck/fun away'' #man that had high hopes for himself and his future gets frustrated by the consequences of his impulsive actions. more at 11 #he thought he'd have a slightly better life than the rest of his family. but then his parents died and he got a girl he'd been dating for #less than a year pregnant and he was like. fuckkk it #started doing some foul ass shit to the ppl around him when he realized there was no getting back up to where he wanted to be #everything culminating into him running away from his family and responsibilities and changing his name #idk i never talk abt my skip broke is alive headcanon anymore 😭 mostly bc i'm not writing my story anyways so it's stagnant yk #hes stuck in limbo while i decide his fate based on what i want to post 😭 #IDK WHY I WROTE ALL THIS IN THE TAGS IM PISSED. oh well #hidden skip lore if u read this u get one pass to leave ur wife and kids go fuck sexy bitches in belladonna cove

[heisenpink]

and I will continue to do so as long as Aaron Paul ships them and the cast and crew keep comparing Jesse to Walt's wife <3

#like the whole who is jesse pinkman arc in s1 is set up as if walt is having an affair #and walt brags about jesse to his wife #the script is gay af #the creators are literally mirroring scenes of walt and skyler with walt and jesse #I didn't wanna post this on my gif set because I don't wanna ruin it #whether you hate it or or not waltjesse is there #waltjesse #heisenbitch