The Barkley Marathons just had its first female finisher ever.
If you do not know what the Barkley Marathons is, then it is time you learn, because it is not just an ultra running race, it is INSANE.
But I'm so happy. They said it was getting less and less likely any woman would ever finish it (it gets harder each year), but now Jasmin Paris has done it.
Here are some things that make the Barkley Marathons unique:
The length is unknown. It's at least 100 miles, but who knows? Not even the participants, because they're not allowed GPS-trackers. There are five loops in total.
They're allowed map and compass. That's it. No GPS watches.
On every loop, they have to find about a dozen books, tear out a page that matches their bib number and bring them all back, or they don't get to continue onto the next loop.
There are only 40 people participating every year.
How to apply? I don't know. Most people don't. It's a secret to everybody actually.
The race fee is super low, but you have to bring a license plate and give to the race director as part of your registration
They don't get to know exactly when the race starts. The race director will blow a conch during a 12h window and then it's an hour until the start. Instead of a starting gun, he'll light his cigarette, and then the race is off.
The max amount of time is 60h, which doesn't give you time to complete the five loops and also catch some sleep in between loops.
It's been going for almost 40 years, and up until the 2024 edition, ONLY 17 people had finished EVER. That's how hard it is. Most years, no one finishes at all.
This year, there were five finishers, and like I said, for the first time, a woman finished. It's really impressive.
Endlessly refreshing the Barkley Marathons updates to see if my girl Jasmin Paris makes it onto loop 5. About 8 hours ago she was on track to be the first woman ever to finish the race.
You might remember her from previous ultra running achievements like "fastest woman to complete a Barkley Fun Run (3 loops, 60 miles)" and "overall winner and record-smasher of the Pennine Way Spine Race while expressing milk for her baby at aid stations".
For the uninitiated, Barkley is the most straight-up insane race that exists:
Limited to 35-40 attendees
5 loops totalling 100+ miles
Entrance requirements are...unclear, but include an essay section and a scavenger-hunt-type item
Course is unmarked and very mountainous; GPS navigation not permitted
Invented to mock James Earl Ray, who managed a measly 12 miles in the area during his prison escape
Most people don't finish the race, or even the Fun Run (only 10 people were left running as of last night, and that was a record high)
"Checkpoints" come in the form of finding a book that's been hidden on the course and tearing out the page matching your race number
Start time is whenever the organiser lights his cigarette
I love watching ultra runners. They can do some tremendous things that require both endurance and mental toughness.
I am not a runner. I like to walk, jog, and lift weights. But, I am no Kerry Ward, Courtney Dauwalter, or David Goggins.
Also, the Barkley Marathons are really fun to watch, even if you don't care about running. It's put on near where the guy who shot Martin Luther King Jr. escaped prison in the woods. And, the guy who puts it on is a kooky, old, eccentric dude.
He has people search the forest for book pages in the mud and rain. The race is so intense that the runners start to hallucinate and nearly pass out. And, if you quit the race, a dude plays taps on the trumpet.
Ultra running is actually really interesting when you start watching it. Plus, it motivates you. If these people can run 200 miles, then I can walk around the block!
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