#Besties? Married? Who knows

[themintman]

SOMEONE PODTED THEIR SWAP AU DESIGN FOR HSR KID AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY SKRUNGLIES HOLD ON

HEREZ MY DESIGN FOR SWAP CC AND BADGE RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅💥💥💥

id assume their basically the same as they are in the game personality wise, OBVIOUSLY THEY LOOK A LIL DIFF LMAO

unlike in the game, badge gave up the whole travelling merchant thing pretty quick due to a slight incident they may have had with their projectile badge. This spooked them out of it pretty soon after it first kicked off, since YEAH THESE ARENT SILLY TRINKETS THEY ARE ACC PRETTY DANGEROUS OOPSIES!! instead they decided to settle in mafia town before the whole mafia thing happened and became a baker. Yes, it would make more sense for them to be a chef, but I find the idea of huge, terrifying people that have a stoic resting bitch face making tiny pink cupcakes fucking hilarious so nO. They stayed over the mafia takeover bc they were stubborn and now try to make sure they don't die from eating their HORRIFIC pastries while also running their own baking show

Cookie decided to try traveling, possibly to try new foods or learn recipes, smthn like that. Yeah you can prolly see how well that went for her 💀 she's fine, just a lil more twitchy then usual lmao. But thankfully, having your body constantly trying to phase out of reality makes it pretty fucking hard for you to die (yay). Now, I'm not 100% sure what she would sell, so either cookie sells badges, badge goes to your ship to teach you Abt relics or the other way around, so cookie sells relics. Overall teehee silly spookie cat yeehaw!!! ALSO SHE WOULD BE IN THE METRO CAUSE SHES A CAT SO SHE CAN DO ANYTHING RAHHHH

MORE DOODLES ⬇️⬇️

#a hat in time #ahit badge seller #ahit cooking cat #ahit au #a hat in time fanart #badge seller #cooking cat #swap au #Silly #clemont_ine #LOOK AT THEM!!!! #MWAH #yes badge does show up in mus kitchen out of nowhere #Don't you hate when you go to get some cereal and see a fucking 12ft goat cooking you eggs and bacon #feral housewife #also badge and cookie are super close #But I will leave their relationship up to debate #Besties? Married? Who knows #I can't decide if cookie would be more or less unhinged in this #Yk #Thanks to being a glitching mess #Badge is def a LITTLE more aware about their friends safety #They eye cookie suspiciously whenever they see her with a badge #*cookie holds up one hit hero badge* “put that thing D O W N.” #I FORGOT TO MENTION #Badges horns are fake #I don't know wether to say it's cause they're ftnb #Or cause they just CHOPPED EM #CAUSE WHY NOT #if I was a girl I'd get top surgery anyways LMAO

[quietwingsinthesky]

RHYS: And you know, I'm even cool about Jack. Yeah, all right, yeah, he's handsome, enigmatic, saves the world and all that. But it's me you come home to at the end of it all. GWEN: And I always will.

this show.

#insane besties behavior #rhys i love you #'btw ur boss who you have a weird Thing with. that's fine you can keep doing that. i don't know what it is but sure.' #gwen marry that man. keep him. #give him a few months and you can bring jack home like a weird stray cat. #dw lb #torchwood 2x04

[alisterix]

Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.

Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:

I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".

Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.

#asterix #cacofonix #cacophonix #assurancetourix #my art #the sweet homosexual tension of a man piercing your ears in exchange for a date #listen... this is a sfw blog so we won't be discussing Cacofonix's jolly good big city gay time in great detail #it does make me admittedly uncomfortable to think adult stuff about a childhood nostalgia comic... BUT #if I had to choose one character who fucks it would be Cacofonix #I could probably make up a whole story about Cacofonix and his mysterious Lutetian admirer but I have a Gaylois wedding to attend to #and by that I mean I'm gonna make Gaylois wedding fanart in response to an ask I got #lmfao the way Asterix gives him a rude awakening and Cacofonix throws shade at him in return is sending me #what does he know about charm??? I dunno man maybe ask Obelix since he's clearly happily married #they are both such gay disasters #they give me strong gay besties/mlm solidarity vibes #but also it's a great ship imo #I'm all ride or die for Gaylois but if you see my art of Asterix and Cacofonix as shippy I won't stop you #I will encourage you even #it's my second favourite Asterix ship and I'm planning to draw some cute stuff with them every now and then #I wonder if they have a ship name #asterfonix? #I like that #anyway Cacofonix with piercings am I right 😳😳😳

[bmpmp3]

one of my favourite character relationship dynamics, platonic romantic or anything, is when two characters are absolutely the bestest of best friends and when one is hurt or something the other will scream and cry and wail and explode and when the other is in danger then the first one will go on some kind of silent terminator-esque rampage about it. besties (do no separate)

#i havent watched more than season 3 of x files but i rewatched season 2 recently #and that entire season along with the first half of season 3 (where i am now LOL) have been entirely this #literally like. mulders the screaming crying throwing up type and scullys the terminator one #its awesome #another far less obvious and possibly less intentional example but recently ive been reading some villainess manwha called #a villainess no more and like. the romance is kinda sweet and gentle and cute and all but like #i kind of really loved in the early parts where they kinda just became besties at first sight #like bro......they are BEST FRIENDS #rn in the story ive gotten to the point where theyre best friends And lovers which is sweet #its interesting though normally im a huge sap who loves romance in like everything but like...i kinda preferred them just as besties? #not something that happens to me often (nothing wrong with purely platonic relationships im just a romantic dweeb) #(theres exceptions of course. speaking of scully and mulder i like them best not as romantic or platonic but a secret third thing) #(theyre relationship is: scully and mulder. you know. thats their relationship status) #but this is a case where i really loved the platonic married besties dynamic a LOT #are there any comics or something about two besties being married platonically. maybe im craving something i never knew i craved #besties wedding. besties wedding #but i guess its no surpirse that i love besties dynamics if you remember all my complaints about certain routes in certain sengoku era otog #i think shingens route should have had more goofing around. i think mc and shingen should have become besties before romance #sometimes i cant buy romance unless they become best friends first. become BUDDIES before u put a ring on it #if that makes sense. who knows what im talking about. hold your besties real close tonight.....for me #(a transparent version of me smiling is overlayed over the night sky before i fade away into stardust)

[snixx]

not my baby sister getting bitches. I really am going to be the last single person on planet earth huh

#aro stuff #whatever I'll just marry one of my best friends #my longest best friend who i was supposed to live with for the rest of my life has decided she does not care about me anymore so #who knows let's see who else from my best friends stays immune to the boyfriend curse the longest. i now know promises mean nothing #but i will gladly marry any of my best friends #offer's open besties see ya in ten years #girlblogging.pdf

[jabberwockprince]

modern otome games dont do it for me anymore bc even though some of them let you pick pronouns/gender, theyre still heavily written for women (which is fair, its OTOME game for a reason, i stopped being their target demographic years ago) who specifically love to be dominated and/or degrated to different degrees, most of the time being seduced/whisked away lowkey against their will, which leads me to believe modern otome are the equivalent of those books for sexually repressed wives

#thinking abt the old otome i used to play #that was the wildest fucking scenarios ever #like #oh yeah youre the sultan's new adopted daughter #you can now bang his other adopted sons. who are extremely hot and into you #or hey. youre cinderella #straight up cinderella. pick a prince to marry and avoid some royal scandal and dabble in the world of politics #to avoid waging war against the other kingdoms #or hey. you had a car accident years ago and the ptsd makes you unable to sleep at night #its been like 10 years so your bestie recommends you hire a sleeping boyfriend who just helps you sleep #so its some guy counting sheep to you and finding out about your repressed trauma and coping mechanisms and helping you thru it #or hey #a star fell from the sky #thats a guy! he says hes your boyfriend! #the gods sent him to learn to be human so he doesn't become a shitty god when he grows up #OR NEKOMIMIS AVOID BEING HUNT DOWN BY POACHERS AND HIDE IN YOUR HOUSE #like theyre all wild but softer than whatever is happening nowadays #like with what in hell is bad. or obey me. or all those other specific demon otomes #like. there was one abt dating the reaper. an angel. or a demon. and in their routes theyre saving you from the other two #but you genuinely got to know them to such a personal degree it stopped being an otome at points like #what do you mean the reaper has abandoned the concept of friendship bc everything he touches dies #so hes torn between killing you to continue this cycle or saving you to prove hes more than a bringer of death #now its just #horny.... or the MC is useless.......

[laesas]

Honestly the only people mad about Only Friends being fucked up and messy and sexually charged are either teenagers or adult shut-ins that have never actually interacted with a group of gay people in their early 20's. I promise, hand on heart. It is exactly as chaotic as that. Maybe more.

#only friends the series #listen. everyone is kissing everyone and sleeping with their exes and fucking their ex's exes out of spite #making out with anyone for a dare or just for the banter is like......... standard fare #like questionable blackout drunken threesomes and secretive fwb are genuinely staples of the gay friendship group dynamic #at some point you are completely immune to the fuckass wild shit that the gays get up to #like thats *just* from my very middle of the road boring no-drama vegan-adjacent group of lovable dykes in uni :') #once you get to the gay men??? bröther. #*GAY* 20's drama makes lesbian drama pale in comparison: you identify your besties exes like 'the furry' and 'married' and 'piss kink' #those are secondary elements to the story #you have to be like oh no *davids* the one with the wife - *ben* is the one that doesnt know his new man fucked his dad yet #literally the beautiful chaos of it all is unmatched #lol sorry if it doesnt appeal to the sensibilities of heterosexual fujoshis #who can't seem to handle that their fav 'smol-beans' be suckin fuckin and making ass backwards decisions in the name of being 20 and gay #but like........ its actually an important part of gay representation 😌 sorry you dont understand P'JoJo's slay like we do ✨

[paigemathews]

Getting close to the end of that list now, but for the February ficlets prompt:

a charmed one with their ex bf in an unexpected situation (gen, again dealers choice of who)

Pairing: Paige Matthews & Glen Belland

Background Pairings: Paige Matthews/Henry Mitchell & Glen Belland/Jessica Belland

"Paige!"

The call was loud enough that several people looked over in annoyance, but Paige couldn't have cared less. Glen swept her into a hug while she laughed against his shoulder.

It'd been ages since she'd seen him, and so much had happened since. He seemed to agree as he pulled back, hands on her shoulders, and demanded, "You faked your death?"

"I can explain!" Paige immediately exclaimed.

"And were working for Homeland Security? When did that happen? And-" Finally noticing Henry standing behind Paige, he furrowed his brow and nodded towards him. "And whose that?"

Stepping back, Paige couldn't help her uncharacteristically shy smile as she introduced him. "Henry, this is Glen, my best friend. Glen, this is Henry. My husband."

"What?" Glen squawked.

#charmed #asks #starlightandsunshine #paige matthews #glen belland #paige & glen #february ficlets #i always wanted them to do more with their friendship tbh #and i'd love to see paige catching glen up on everything that happened in s8 #i might continue this later on but please just know that jessica #who had to spend so much time comforting her husband over his ebst friend's death #is ELATED that paige is alive (and also married and no longer interested in glen) #bc paige and glen were childhood best friends i mean #he was there for paige when her parents died and they went to kindegarden together and she immediately told him about the witch thing #like they were so close and i feel like her death would have deeply hurt him so jessica is happy bc she still doesn't really like paige #(which i mean valid and i think will be fine after they interact more when paige is not so fucking bewitched) but she didnt want her dead #idk i just have thoughts on the relationships with paige and glen and how it should translate into next gen #wait i should bring the bellands into the next gen actually bc like. paige and glen are besties?? #and i mean i still have billie and the morris family and derek around the halliwells #hell the montanas and marks are around too #so why not bring in canonically one of paige's best friends y'lnow?

[bumpintheroad]

Be my wife?

i thought you’d never ask

#ask #although i can’t marry you bestie bc i don’t know who you are!!!!

[boxwinebaddie]

psst! nina! -slides you $20- record store stan and comic book store kyle hanging out on their lunch break…plz 😩🥺💍

excuse me!!!! i am an upstanding law abiding citizen! i would never take a bribe!!!!...but if it somehow ended up on the floor or in my purse while i wasn't looking sahdhdkjs

but bestie i would have done it for free <3 i fucking...Love stan and kyle having edgy boy nerdy boy boyfriend solidarity they're so fkn cute to me oh my god aaaaa

also they work right across the street from each other so they do be shamelessly ogling each other all the time when they're supposed to be working. they also call each other on their work phones all the time and kyle is like "stan i told u not to call me when i'm working!!!!" and stan is like "but i MISSED u!" and hes like "bitch i am literally across the street" and stan is like "so cross the street and give me a big wet sloppy kiss dummy!" shdkjsa

they also totally badly prank call each other which is so funny bc its like I CAN SEE U STUPID!!! and also sometimes jealous kyle calls in like STAN IF YOU DONT TELL THAT BITCH W THE LANA DEL REY ALBUM AND THE BELLY BUTTON PIERCING U HAVE A BOYFRIEND RN IM COMING OVER THERE SHSKHD my hero oh my god!! stan is like ITS FOR HER GIRLFRIEND GENIUS SHE ALSO BOUGHT GIRL IN RED skahsd hes like that man in there tho with all the hair products in his hair!!!! he is not trying to score spiderman hes trying to score ur number sex-c!!! tell him ur closed...also my hero

i am like in the trenches of writer girl hell writing thirteen and trying to put good vibes back into my life so i...unfortunately could not put actions in it ( if u slide me $10 tho...i might consider it ) it's just dialogue but its funny i swear help!!! theyre cute!!!

...i hope this was worth your 20 dollars that ended up mysteriously in my pocket. Please Clap.

*DING!*

“Hey! Welcome to Vinyl Tap! My name is Stan, how may I help you—“

“Yooou know you’re not allowed in here anymore, sir!”

“And why is that…” “Kimberley?” *they never made stan a name tag*

“Because!” “You’re too tall…and good looking. No one will buy anything when you’re in here. They’re too busy looking at you. Me included.”

*stan winks and waves* *kyle rolls his eyes and does a sarcastic twirl*

“And management told me you keep checking out the check out guy at the counter. Absolutely unacceptable behavior.” “You disgust me.” “At least buy me dinner first.”

“I bought you lunch, actually, Asshole.” “Here’s dessert, bitch.” *kyle flips stan off*

“Aw! So sweet, bro! Just for that, you can have a bite.” *stan flips kyle off* “Sorry, your blood sugar looked low.” “And listen, If you’re gonna flip me off at least flip the sign around, you skyscraper! Mmkay?”

“Mmkay.”

“Ooh, ooh, oooooh! What is it?”

“Sniff.”

“NO!”

“Yes.”

“Oh my god?! Is it the super fucking delicious marinated tofu bahn mi from that new vegan Vietnamese food truck that parks next to City Hall? That I’ve been talking about—“

“For weeks. Yes. Please shut the fuck up now.”

“Did you add extr—“

“Extra jalapeño. Obviously, dipshit. I’m surprised you still have working taste buds.”

“Annnnnd—“

“And a Laaaarge Thai tea, sub oat milk. Yeah, yeah, yeahhh, whatever P r i n c e s s.”

“MY KY TEA!”

*holds his orange drink up to his kyles orange head excitedly*

“I totally forgot to pack a lunch earlier and everything! This is going to save my Life. Ugh, Dude, KP! You are LITERALLY the Best!”

*leans across the counter to hug kyle n almost crushes him 2 death*

“I know. And I have several awards and accolades that will back that statement up.”

“Also, I fucking K N E W it!”

“Knew what, motherfucker?”

“That you forgot to take your fucking ADHD medication again!”

“Nooooo…”

“Maaaaaybe…”

“Stan…”

“I know, I know, I knoooooow! I’m sorry! But also, if I am ‘chemically imbalanced’ or whatever and have a hard time remembering shit and focusing, why the fuck would they give me this thing I have to remember to do every morning? Like, it’s just so—“

“Babe.”

“Bro?”

“Food, drink, pill.”

“Fooooood, driiiiink, pillllll~”

*stan is very pleased with his stan-wich*

“Oh my god. D A N K.” “Best lunch EVER. I’m sooooo happy, I could totally k i s s you right now!”

“So kiss me, Dumbass.”

“Well, since you asked so nicely…”

*alexa play pony by ginuwine ;)*

*...did stan jump up on the counter and wrap his legs around kyle's waist...i can neither confirm nor deny these allegaytions ur honor*

“Peppermint.”

“Cherry.”

“Swap?”

“Swap.”

“Cherry.”

“Peppermint.”

“Way better.”

“Agreed?”

“Agreed.”

*kyle pulls back n eyes stan incredulously...and indecently ;)*

“Hold on a second…” “Marsh…”

“Broflovski?”

“Where is the rest of your shirt?”

“Out to lunch?” “Boo! Are you seriously dissing my fit, right now, bro?”

“Your fit would not FIT an eight year old boy!"

“Take it up with Kenny! He did it last night. He said it would help bring in sales.”

“He would say that.” “And what kind? OnlyFans?”

*deflecting and distraught bc...Hot*

“Kyle, c’mon! It’s c u t e!”

“It’s a CROP TOP.”

“It’s fun!”

“It’s INDECENT.”

“You’re staaaaring~” *stan shamelessly teasing kyle vc*

“It stared at me first.” *kp scowl insult combo bc hes nervous rip*

“It’s hot out there!”

“It’s hot IN here.”

“Ooh, say that again.”

“That.”

“Nevermind, I fucking hate you.” *more middle finger*

“I love you too.” *kissy noises*

“Ew, cute.” “But my eyes are up here. Pervert.”

*stan props kyles chin up on his finger so they can make sexually charged eye contact...seek jesus*

“They’re pretty…”

“Pretty weird looking.”

*stan looking crispy because he just got roasted*

“I’M weird looking!? Have you SEEN yourself?”

“Oh, HELL no! I am not taking smoke from a dude with frosted tips wearing low rise jeans and a shirt that looks like it could have been purchased from the junior girls section of Target. All you need is Kenny to tattoo a butterfly tramp stamp on you and you’re good to go, Paris Hilton.”

“And I'M not taking SMOKE from a dude wearing his dorky Cosmic Comic work uniform hat forwards instead of backwards like anyone over the age of 12.”

*stan totally takes his hat off and wears it like a backwards fuckboy snapback, kyle starts choking help sdsjh*

“Basketball shorts and…a Batman baseball tee that looks like it could have been purchased from the junior BOYS section of Target.” “Even if it does make your arms look really good.”

“Really? Ah-ahah. T-Thank you. Your a-arms also—” *nervous kyle stuttering* “Clever diversion tactic, but Stan, do NOT start this fight with me again! I reeeeally do not want to have this fight AGA—“

“Dude, he’s like, not even a Real superhero! He literally BOUGHT his way into being a superhero! He has no superpower! His superpower is being RICH!”

“Bro, so did IRON MAN!”

*cue stan and kyles regular n daily marvel dc fight to the death*

“OKAY! Well, Tony Stark has a wicked sweet robot butler and Bruce Lame-yne just has that weird creepy old guy who should probably have his name on the sex offenders list.”

*kyle absolutely fucking aghast*

“I’m sorry — Did you just refer to Alfred as ‘that weird creepy old guy’?”

“—Who probably wants to diddle little boys, but yes, that’s exactly what I said, Kyle!”

*eye twitches in rabid comic book boy*

“…And are you implying that Jarvis is cooler than ALFRED?!”

“I am not just implying that information…”

“I am d e l i n e a t i n g it to you.”

*stan using his english hw vocab rizz like kyle look look i studied*

“Mwah.”

*stan flabbergasted dramatic boy sounds*

“EXCUSE ME!!!! DID YOU JUST THROW MY KISS IN THE TRASH!?!?”

*he shoooooots, he scooooores*

“No, I threw in it in recycling because I know you’re a hoe for the environment.”

*stan abt to ask kyle to help him find something in the stock room...i really hope its the bible*

“…Okay, w-wowz—Jesus Christ. Ky, you know it’s seriously so hot to me when you recycle responsibly, but..."

*rizzed stan so hard oh my god hes blushin omg is it hot in here*

“Hope you heal from being a DC dickrider.”

“And I hope you heal from gargling Marvel’s balls.”

“Y’know, I still cannot believe you don’t like Batman, Stan. Like you are literally a DICK GRAYSON variant!”

“Woah, you said Dick with a loooot of confidence. Watch out; people might think you’re gaaaa—“

*kyle mad as hell bc he got dusted by his sbbf*

“Yeah, very funny, Stan. It’ll be way funnier when I bury this shithole on Yelp when I accuse you of a hate crime.”

“Okay, concept: hear me out. No hate crimes, just…” “Date Time?”

*stan vana white hand flourish w the emo boy rings*

“How about…we call you in some chicken strips, curly fries an—“

“CANIHAVEACHER—“

*absolutely feral diabetes boy behavior*

“Yes, oh my goood, you fucking FIEND…You can have a cherry coke. But…BUT! it has to be MEDIUM, KP! M e d i u m! Last time you had a large you got totally cracked out on liquid candy carbonation and started talking CRAZY. Like, you literally sounded like a cult leader. I thought you were going to start having religious visions and shit; it was scary.”

*stan shiny eyes emoji*

“Then…can we pleaaaase eat at the pond?! Please, please, please? I bought a mason jar full of oats in my backpack so I could feed the ducks! The little ones are soooo cut—“

“You remembered a lunch for the DUCKS and not yourself?!” “Ugh, and Stan, I HATE Stark’s Pon—“

*three fingers in the air assistant troop leader stan vc scouts honor*

“I promise to protect you from children, frisbees, the elderly, unpredictable water fowl and people with petitions…Do we have a deal, Kyle Pile?”

*oh no not the eyelash flutter...its super effective*

“…If one of those sick, feathered fucks bites me or shits on me, I’m turning that pond into duck soup.”

“YAY!” “Okay, let’s go. Hold my hand?”

“Stan, are you five years old?”

*stanley marsh signature pout...ur litrally proving his point bff*

“Kyle, you KNOW crossing the street freaks me out.” “Now hold my freaking hand, Assface!”

*aw romance*

“Wooooow, trying so hard to hold my hand. Watch out; people might think you’re gaaaa—“

*stan like five centimeters away from kyles mouth*

“…P l e a s e, baby?”

*more extremely nervous flustered kyle stuttering*

“I—W-whatever.” “There, happy?”

“Extremely.”

“Your hands are sweaty.”

“You make me nervous.”

*bebe vc* And Scene ;)

#aw...true love #bestie im sorry this is not my finest work but i hope u laugh thank u for buying me lunch #SPEAKING OF BUYING PEOPLE LUNCH kyle remembering stans crunchy boy lil lunch order...AW STAN CALLING KYLE HIS KY TEA LIKE PLS #idk why i put stan in a crop top but also i know he looked good kyle was mad as hell and wanted to makeout abt it smh #they really do b bickering like an old married couple #THEY HAVE THE DC MARVEL FIGHT EVERY DAMN DAY ITS SO UNSERIOUS #them being like damn thats pretty gay bro watch it bro people might think ur gay bro #my sons...who i raised...myself...with sharon and shelia...amen...<3 #THEM DOING THE MMKAY CALL AND RESPONSE IS LIKE THEIR RUNNING INSIDE JOKE #kyle talks abt recycling and stans like im going to do terrible and obscene things to u in the stock room...smh

[shitpostingkats]

Obviously the internet trend of misunderstanding the definition of queerbaiting has many downsides, but the one I'm most worried about is the possible poaching and endangerment of fictional "what the fuck do they have going on??" relationships.

#Don't make me tap the sign #different members of the community can require different representation and thats okay #as some one whose relationship falls outside 'traditional' terms usually. I love love LOVE fictional characters where you cannot tell jack #are they dating? Married? Divorced? Besties? Friends who kiss? #Who on earth knows. #its great #queer #lgbtq #queer representation

[tytonnidaie]

its always when u have just finished a big project that ur brain starts spinning the creativity wheel. but u have no energy to actually Make the idea

#i just think. a plantwood fic would go crazyyyyyy hard #if you weaponised. the vashwood reincarnation cycle #hear me out ok. hear me out #chronica after trying to find vash and nai for 200 years discovering a kid who looks Exactly like the records of nicholas d wolfwood #and she Knows vash and the Punisher were besties #so ww is trained up his whole life to be like the earth force's specialest little boy #and then sent out to find The Humanoid Typhoon. #known for his red coat and blonde hair. and his freak brother millions knives #meanwhile vash and nai have become lame ass farmers SIMILAR to insinirate's au. but i will not copy theirs #im just obsessed with nicholas getting to their house and being like huh.... have u guys seen this Humanoid Typhoon around #and nai has to physically restrain vash from jumping on nicholas while saying “no never heard of him. isnt that a kids story lol” #and ww is like damn well these guys arent blonde. guess its not them. and keeps going #but he keeps drifting back to them bc people Talk about them. like theyve cultivated that land for hundreds of years #but theyve never had kids or been married or anything so people Talk obviously #and eventually nicholas is like you know. you guys are hella suspicious #and is like. i know. if i try and attack them if theyre just normal farmers it wont work. why would they know how to fight #except he attacks vash who obviously is loving it and hes like omg noooooooo you wouldnt attack a farmer omgggggg #and nicholas gets pissed off and vash cant help but tease him bc he never thought he'd see ww so young and not bitter #so he's like and this is when id shoot you! #and they end up sparring and vash keeps poking him and saying “shoot” every time he leaves an opening and it drives ww insane #bc how is this stupid ass apple farmer crazy fast and skilled #(meanwhile nai is sipping his Beverage on the porch being like. oh well. we almost got away with it) #anyway ww is mad pissed this goofy looking guy keeps beating him but he still has dinner with them before he keeps going #next report to chronica he's like only interesting people ive met are these lame ass farmers who are wicked strong and chronica is like WHA #anyway ww is like no no. its not them why would it be them. but ill go check again #and then kv are equally as lame if not lamer this time #and ww is like yeah see i was right. totally not the two beings who singlehandedly almost reduced this whole planet to rubble #i think it would be funnier if it was nai that tipped ww off #like “you know you look nicer than you did before. less like a dog and more like a person” #and ww is like “before???? when did we meet before???”

[clusterbuck]

things to leave in 2023: stand up comedy about how Women Are Perfect And Men Are Terrible

#saw a show like this last night and it was just. uncomfortable #especially so since the opener was a great trans dude who joked about being married to another trans dude and it was a great vibe #until main girlie comes on stage like did you know women have never done a single thing wrong in their lives and men are horrible little #goblins who would Do Anything For Pussy #she also was like ‘i hate when women blame the patriarchy bc it’s not patriarchy it’s the media and societal expectations’ like bestie…. #do you think those things are all separate little siloed entities somehow? #shush emma

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this is one of my favorite k.yohei moments!!

#he's just so sweet!! #that's my husband right there!!! :D!!! he's such a great guy and i love how kind he is #ash rambles 💚 #he's so comforting and sweet and i just wanna kiss him and tell him i love him! and thank him for being the best husband ever!!! #my s/i doesn't always feel great abt herself and pre-relationship he once gave her a whole 'you're worth it' speech #and ever since then she's been so comfortable being who she is around him #and hey clearly he did something right since they got married a few years later but still #my husband!!! he's the best!!! i love him #he's been on my mind a lot today #that and uh. you know how reboot d.ante is my bestie forever? and you know how he has a twin brother that's lowkey evil as shit? #that twin brother also happens to be my s/i's ex! he's a horrible guy but fuuuccckkk he's sooooooo attractive #also i'm so not okay about his dlc. THE STORYTELLING... THE SYMBOLISM... AHJSQHDJQHJEHA #yeah he's been on my mind. one of my fave characters <3 he broke my s/i's heart and has done horrible irredeemable things but he's so l #so well-written and also soooo hot hehe! sorry d.ante but- oh but d.ante's reaction to finding out they dated was so funny ajskajsj #d.ante assumes it was a one night kinda thing since my d.mc s/i does that a lot but. nope. his brother was all 'nope. she was my gf.' #anyhow that relationship ended horribly which is part of the reason why ash is the way she is- anyhow d.mc lore aside!!! once i start #talking about this game i seriously cant stop LMAAAOOO back to my husband!! #he's the best and he makes me feel so safe! i love my husband! kiss kiss kiss! also i really love kissing his wedding ring. he's just the #best! and he's such a great dad to my fankiddo too! i love this fankid <3 she doesnt have a name yet (i call her daughterdota) but she's #so cool! usually wears a hat like her dad! she can come off as kinda 😐 sometimes but she's sweet!! she loves her skateboard and her pet dog #who is a shiba inu named ginger! i love her <3 ! #and i love my husband!! #okay it's getting late and i have class tomorrow- goodnight my friends!

[mbat]

okay but like, i cant be the only person in the whole world wondering if we will ever see orrin again, right? was he just a device to show how awful rand is? will he get the chance to see how far reagan has come, maybe even come back into her life? get to be a real character?

#inside job #i mean he was reagans only friend as a kid and he was ripped away and they seemed so happy together #i at least want to know if hes even alive still #man maybe i am the only person who cares about it sjtheht #plus hey maybe hes her true love hurr durr sjtjsbtbr im kidding im kidding #if this show plans on following in the footsteps of many. many other shows shes either gonna end enlightened and single #or with brett because of course that would be the option according to so many things #i wish shows wouldnt be so into romance so i prefer she would stay single and be a cool science lady but like #im not opposed to her and brett lol. theyre great besties and hey they say the one you marry should also be your best friend #r.i.p. to uhhh. what was his name. ron? he was fun and cool but they obviously shut down that route lmao #my post #i really need to stop going on rambles in the tags huh...

[queernarchy]

oh i KNEW i recognized zava but i literally just realized he's davis from agents of shield. talk about a fucking glow up.

#ted lasso #this is so fucking niche but it was driving me crazy #me looking at this guy like. that nose... i know that nose..... #how the hell did he go from aos to ted lasso!! who is your agent bestie!! #agents of shield #UPDATE JUST LOOKED HIM UP APPARENTLY HE'S ALSO MARRIED TO DICHEN LACHMAN??? BITCH??