#But when

[chdarling]

the writing gods said no this weekend 😔

#and by writing gods I mean adhd burnout #need to unplug the brain and plug it back in again #BUT WHEN

[des-fangirl]

attention please in werewolf au Vimes & Angua are even COOLER!!!

#i love their dynamic in books i want more of it now that they are both 'dogs' not just figuratively #AMD NOW VIMES HAS A GOOD REASON TO DISLIKE VAMPIRES!!! #wooo #OO OO I REMEMBERED AN IDEA TOO #so #fifth elephant & they meet Angua's family you know #BUT THIS TIME VIMES LIKE HE CAN BE EVEN ANGRIER?? #LIKE BRO IM A WEREWOLF TOO WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE A BITCH (<-Vimes to Angua's brother) #they can mock him for being from a disgraced werewolf family #DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE ABLE TO SAY 'BATH' AND EVERYTHING STILL #like he's been hiding for so long and REPRESSING THAT BEAST IN HIM OMG THAT FITS #so he's more human that wolf now #more like a dog really... #ofc he can say 'Vetinari' he does that like. everyday #I WONDER IF IN THIS AU HE GETS REMINDED OF STONEFACE TOO #like “ahahah remember that one your ancestor? the werewolf that killed the king #yeeea thank god you're not a werewolf. but you're still a bitch just like him tho“ #nah that'd be soo sus like wait what if you ARE a werewolf... #now that i think about it i think there'll be a moment when he doesn't have to hide that anymore? i guess? #but when #MAGPIESKETCHINS CMERE #need your thoughts but too shy to likee askk #des-shitpost #discworld #discworldwerewolf au #A TAG!!!

[jake-kiszkas-smirk]

They did NOT just say “we give you starcatcher” drop that curtain and walk off stage as if nothing happened

#but when

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

when do you think the tides will finally turn on gordon ramsay

#his empire is growing and I know he’ll likely be cringe soon #but when #personal chub

[manawari]

What did you do with all that love you couldn't give? And do you need someone to help you tell you what to do with it? It must be nice to love someone who puts you first, then walk away when they expect it in return. - Walked Through Hell by Anson Seabra.

#it is posting rayllum angst time #idk how long i'll keep doing this #unless tdp finally showed some rayllum fluff #BUT WHEN #the dragon prince #tdp #tdpedit #tdp callum #tdp rayla #callum #rayla #rayllum #rayllumedit #.reigne

[sunlightfeeling]

Kazama Kimichika: Kyojo Zero (Episode 2)

Kimura Takuya as Kazama Kimichika

Akaso Eiji as Urihara Junji

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Also, these subs are my own translations (with a little help from translation sites). Apologies in advance for any misses 😊

#kimura takuya #takuya kimura #akaso eiji #eiji akaso #jdrama #it wasn’t a question on whether i would gif this #but when #kyojo #kyojo zero #quality might have dropped…hmm…sorry if these look fuzzy #drama gifs #tsukutta

[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

hmmn help me mommy, won't you? I'm burning up and I feel so needy, im throbbing but my heart craves so much love and care, mm don't know what to do

my babygirl, i want you somewhere nice and comfy while umma fixes you up some of your favourite meal; i'm putting on some soft music, keeping the lights nice and low, and we're gonna watch a movie while mommy feeds you some good food, ok?

i want you nice and full before i start to warm you up on the inside too; let me start to lay some firm pats and rubs to your pussy, watching as you squirm in my lap. ik you think i'm distracted by the movie and can't see, but i can. i know you need that sweet release, dw sweetheart. i'll make sure you've cum at least three times before we see the end credits.<333

#<3333 #i make a BOMB ass chicken noodle soup too #like #i'm made for the caretaker role it's not a question of if #but WHEN #i need a subby baby to cook and clean for #i'm making u packed lunches and tucking u in at night idgaf #discobox

[toastdahost]

Kitsune Goo

In chibi:

#lookism #lookism fanart #I never understood furries #But when #Kim joongoo #Happened #Everything I knew about myself went flying out the window #Goo Kim #I love I love I love I love #“Guys I'm starting to think she's obsessed with goo” #Yes #I bet he flaunts his tails like a peacock #Lookism goo #This art is like 2 months old pfft #Hidden talent!! let it stay hidden 🗣️! #Don't ask why he has 4 ears

[seriesfive]

one of my least favorite very mundane experiences is when i wake up to my alarm and spend a few minutes like ‘haha what is that why is that happening’ before remembering that i have a job and a shift that i need to get ready for

#it’s fine when i wake up and immediately know #but when #i spend a few minutes living in a fantasy world of having no obligations ever and then i have to LEAVE it #awful. crushing

[greenlight]

wHYYYyyyy does everyone who wants MY (*company’s) business (*money) demand with HIGH importance that I take time out of my day to take a phone call with them? just email me ffs.

i am not talking existing business relationships. i am talking they are soliciting like if a used car salesman that you had never contacted showed up at your door and demanded you meet with them. like what. it’s a no for me. why are you entitled to take my time? you don’t even know if i’m interested. girl bye.

#this happens so frequently i really don’t get it #they’ll send an email flagged with ‘high importance’ and ask for a time i can meet with them #not IF i want to #but WHEN #assuming / entitled / etc etc

[disaster-j]

Okay so season 2 when!?!?!?!

#kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #vegaspete #they've definitely set up plot for it #so im certain it's gonna happeb #BUT WHEN #i need it next week

[loz-the-noob]

Uh… so is it just me or is the Inkopolis News theme that plays in the Jukebox a different recording to the original? I mean, the fact that they included it it under the ‘city’ category (or included it at all) is suspicious enough, but the fact that they’d re-record it…

#either Inkopolis News was planned and scrapped (BAD) #OR it’s teasing something #but WHEN #splatoon 3 #inkopolis news #inkopolis dlc #squid sisters

[lineffability]

Fave fic of yours…. Vive la revolution 🫡🫡🫡 thank you for your service

🫡🫡🫡 I gladly offered my services... as did azira-- muffled gunshot sounds

#ask games #thank youuu #i reread that the other day and think i wanna rework it a little #in hindsight (after writing & posting in a delirium without even rereading the whole finished thing) theres some pacing things i wanna fix #but when #it is unsure

[folklore-girl]

i NEED to change my theme ab toh.

#BUT WHEN #. ༉‧₊˚ — hana’s random !

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sometimes i wonder if jesus is above me 💋💄👠

Making sure we meet again ✨️❤️👨‍❤️‍👨

#but when