#DONT WIMP OUT

[so-very-small]

if you’re ever writing and thinking “maybe I’m making the height difference too gratuitous here” that’s the devil talking and you should ignore him. double the size and try again

#g/t #giant tiny #im rereading a longer personal project and i wimped out on the size :/ #like the mc and her love interest have over a foot of difference and i dont do anything too wild with it. like who AM i #after i finish this round of commissions im gonna b taking time to edit it #and im gonna make the height difference more of a Thing #its an oc x doc ock fic LOL im so so excited actually. i love my oc so much

[dustykneed]

Doctor...

either very traumatic or very homosexual! take your pick (or is it something else?? they're all yours, lmk in the tags ;))

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #star trek fanart #spones #spones fanart #bones x spock #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #mirror mirror #all our yesterdays #theres a crane fly in my room... i wish i enjoyed bugs but unfortunately im a wimp #but the internet says crane flies are harmless so it can stay (for now) #i dont like spring !!! Why is it so wet. and why do bugs like my room so much #i hate hate hate when the huge bush mosquitoes terrorize me in my sleep #like i have physically gotten out of bed to sleep on the sofa in the living room just to avoid the godawful buzzing #i have coursework due tmr. Also a difficult quiz. but that wont stop me on my spones grind<33333 #social battery low as ever but tysm for hanging around yall #appreciate yall sm!!! Also DOOT IF U SEE THIS ILYSM >:33333333 ur the bestest #i Can paint (this is somewhat of a lie bc can i really.... hmmm the paint gods are fickle but i am a faithful acolyte) i swear #i just uhhhhh. Notes app is very dear to me #dust medibang paints

[ivyssaigasdoodles]

Hans and Briar! 🗡🍳

Dancing the sleeping beauty end dance

#mwhahahah #side profiles #yes i wimped out on trying to give hans lips dont at me #red shoes fanart #red shoes hans #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #red shoes oc #red shoes and the 7 dwarfs #red shoes and the seven dwarfs fanart #my art #have a shnazzy day my fine people

[whiskingskin]

Dudes will have millions of dollars and all the free time in the world and a cool car and their own company and endless free time and with all that power they will sit at their computer and bash 1/3rd of the very website they own

#predestrogen #hammercar #like how stupid do you have to be... #“Im gonna buy the transgender website. sure hope theres no transgenders 🫶” #how long until there is no more safe space online for trans women??? #and from then? then what? there will be no space for them at all #fuck u matty-poo i hope you have a very inconvenient day and step in a puddle and your socks get wet #*gets banned for having an opinion the cishets dont agree with* #i also hope that a car covered in hammers that sometimes explodes and throws the hammers everywhere #is somewhat near you <3 #babes ur not winning this.... the silenced do not try to be heard with whispers. prepare for the screams lol #ik hes a wimp when one person writes out a vague threat n he gets so scared he nukes a third of the website #like #girl

[tallysescape]

just made a huge mistake (<- started a long fic, somehow missed ALL THE FUCKING IMPORTANT TAGS. such as ‘no happy ending’ and ‘major character death’ and ‘horror au’)

#WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN READING A HORROR FIC #I DONT LIKE HORROR??????? I CAN BARELY TOLERATE MOVIE GORE??????????? SOMEONE HELP ME #JAYME KNOWS THIS. IM A FUCKING WIMP WHEN IT COMES TO HORROR MOVIES #im better at reading horror but like its not something i usually put myself through #i dont know how i missed these tags i really dont #i saw ‘childhood friends au’ and the summary was funny and i was like neat!!!! lets do it!!! #HOW DID I MISS EVER FUCKJNG THING ELSE IN THOSE TAGS #i tried to scroll down and read the last couple paragraphs so i could know what was coming BUT IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE OUT OF CONTEXT #SO I HAVE TO FUCKJNG READ IT #FUCK IT WE BALL I GUESS BUT LIKE #JESUS #IM UNPREPARED ITS 1AM I CANT DO THIS #AND JAYME ISNF EVEN HERE TO LISTEN TO ME YELL OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDD #IM GONNA HAVE FO SEND HIM A FUCKING EMAIL #THIS ISNT NEGATIVE BTW IM JUST SHAKING AND BEING DRAMATIC #tally txt

[writing-good-vibes]

you are now leaving illinois

before the weird sex and the american dreams and the realisations that only the open road can bring, there was the beginning (well, almost). or: corey and michael leave illinois for the first time.

WARNING for mentions of shoplifting, carjacking, smoking and very mild angst, but this is actually pretty mellow. idk corey cries a little bit but that's not out of the ordinary for him.

taglist: @slutforstabbings @ethanhoewke @voxmortuus (if anyone else wants to be tagged in corey related things, just let me know !!)

The first stop they make since leaving Haddonfield is at a Walmart about 20 miles from the state line. Corey goes in, hood up and head down, just to grab some essentials for the road.

Bags of chips, cans of soda and bottled water. An armful of cup noodles and a loaf of bread. A half-gallon of chocolate milk. First aid supplies because he knows he's not the powerhouse that Michael is; rolls of bandages and gauze, a bottle of painkillers, antiseptic cream. He grabs the cheapest electric razor they sell.

He thinks about 'lifting his haul, but he doesn't want to draw anymore attention to himself than he has to -- not before they make it over the state line, anyway -- so he pays at the checkout. It'll make a dent in his wallet, but he'd saved enough to last a while, and it's an expense he's willing to spend for now. He's sure Michael won't mind them scrimping a bit in the future. Hopefully.

The checkout lady tries to talk to him, those empty niceties that he was so scared of before now feel maddeningly absurd after the week he's just survived. Even so, he tries to act as normal as possible, giving her a tight smile that has no chance of reaching his eyes.

Michael waits in the car, parked in a dark corner of the lot. He's wearing the mask, of course, he'd put it on as soon as he'd wrestled it back off Corey. He knew he was going to be in big trouble over that one, but Michael would have to wait a while to exact whatever revenge he wants on his new... accomplice? Amid the raging sea of emotion that is churning his gut, Corey feels a sick sort of thrill at that thought, at taking whatever Michael will deal out to him once they're in the clear.

Jogging back to the car, Corey throws the grocery bags in the backseat before sitting up front. Corey slides slightly across the bench when Michael makes a sharp turn out of the lot and back towards the highway.

Darkness surrounds them on both sides again, as they head out of town. Corey reaches back and routes through the bags until he finds the razor. He unboxes it in his lap, finding the charging cord and plugging it into the port on the dashboard.

"They're gonna be looking for us," he says, slumping in his seat and watching the side of the road where their headlights just about reach.

Michael doesn't say anything, but Corey knows he understands. Michael's been on the run before, he should know what he's doing. Although he has no practical experience, Corey had wiled away his adolescence thinking about how he could run away, far enough that Momma would never find him. There are worse people to worry about than Momma now.

At the next gas station they make another stop; a run-down mom-and-pop place, the type that Corey had assumed didn't exist anymore. The type of place he assumes won't have company policies or CCTV that backs up to a cloud.

Corey leaves Michael in the car again and heads into the garage. The burning adrenaline is starting the wear off, and he buys fresh pack of cigarettes to soothe his obliterated nerves, then makes a beeline for the bathroom, a single stall with a toilet and basin.

Corey's hands grip the edge of the sink and he looks at himself in the cracked mirror, the aged silver surface mottled around the edges. He'd never thought much of his looks, never had anyone to impress or any real reason to care, especially after the accident. But now, oh god now he feels like this is the last thread connecting him to his old self to everything he's done and did not do, and it's not as easy to cut as he expected.

He picks up the razor, clicks it on and feels the vibrations through his hand. Watching, eyes fixed on the halo of curls around his head, he brings the razor up, runs it through his hair, just above his ear. A tuft of hair drifts into the sink. He looks down at it, and even as he squeezes his eyes shut, the tears make their way out anyway. Pathetic, he thinks.

The sink fills up, tawny like a birds nest, and when Corey is finally finished, he almost doesn't recognise himself. He looks so different like this. Running a hand over his buzzed hair, Corey steels his gaze.

Corey had never been to Missouri before. In all fairness though, there were a lot of places he'd never been. Michael doesn't seem too affected, as they cross the state line, the Mississippi River raging beneath them. Missouri didn't even seem much different than Illinois, though in the dark of the night, he supposes he can't really tell. He's heard there are more cornfields, maybe, but other than that, the long stretches of highway felt the exact same as back home.

Home. Shit.

He wondered what home even meant anymore. It felt strange to even think they'd never be going back to Illinois, though he was pretty sure at this point they never would. Michael's home was gone, razed to the ground in a bid to wipe him clean off the face of the town that had ruined him; Corey had nothing to go back to either, nothing that hadn't ruined him, nothing he hadn't torn to shreds and set a blaze before leaving behind.

For the first time in his life, the open road seemed like the only real, tangible thing. Not just a pipedream or a childish fantasy anymore. He'd been stagnant, wasting, for so long he'd forgotten what it felt like to really move. Corey felt alive and he wasn't going back to the way things were, not ever.

Just on the horizon, Corey can see the watery grey-blue of the sunrise approaching. He doesn't notice that the white-noise rumble of the road beneath them is soothing him to sleep until his head drops to Michael's shoulder. Michael's eyes stay firmly on the road, and Corey decides, like most things about their partnership, that as long as Michael will let him have this indulgence, he's going to make the most of it.

#corey cunningham #michael myers #halloween ends #cunningmyers #(if you squint) #but if your eyes are wide open then it is simply and elderly man and his emotionally unstable sidekick #i want you all to know it pained to me write the chocolate milk #i think it is just a little bit cringy when one food/drink is deified in character canon #but i know he'd fucking buy a gallon of milk because he's a comfort eater and it is comfort food (novel canon. i dont make the rules) #also it fucking *killed* me to make corey cut his hair 😭 #his beautiful hair. he doesnt want michael to think he's a wimp but he is so sad over it #new nervous corey tic just dropped: until his hair grows out he starts compulsively running a hand over his buzzcut

[spitblaze]

idk what im trying to say here. monsters are cool but id like more that are less ‘scary tall thing jumpscares and then kills u in da backrooms’ and more ‘weird thing that is made scarier through implication and vagueness and may not necessarily be after your life but would still be extremely bad if it got its hands on you’. i want more psychological thriller-sorta monsters is what im saying. also watch gemini home entertainment thats the kinda shit im talking about

#spitblaze says things #im sure theres at least one person whos gonna be like 'lol gemini is the opposite of what ur talking about' #but im not a horror expert! i get my recs from nightmind and watch this shit with the lights on and goofy music playing half the time #bc i dont want to be jumpscared and if it pulls out something that Really Gets me i wanna be able to not get Too Spooked #im not a baby but i am a wimp. ive seen a grand total of two horror movies in my life #but got dam if im not gonna have an opinion on this #(maybe its bc i read a lot of scps and have seen the rise of 'misunderstanding what made fnaf effective horror' horror)

[wrymbloods]

And now I'm reborn

Here in your loving arms

#mutuals are being nice so posting this before i wimp out skdfksdfk #final fantasy #ffxiv #ffxivedit #oc: kame mihata #estinien varlineau #otp: kame/estinien #yam.gif #not a gif but cant be bothered makin another tag for non gif edits #aelyosos #aartyom #useravallachs #userarklay #userbrujah #usersteelport #usermendev #usermorvaris #if you dont wanna be tagged in gpose edits please dont hesitate to tell me !!! <3 #also dont ask me about the caption! idk either!

[ask-noellevine]

The plank is on top of a very tall skyscraper :)

Uhm.. okay cool. What..... why would you want to jump from a skycraper..?

#ask #(gonna start putting ooc tags in parenthesis unless I forget) #(I remember this game whne I was younger dantdm playrd it I dont remember anythingabo ut it other thenyou could be santa? and there was als #a horror mode thatjustthe thought of scared me haha I was a wimp. nrver found out what happened)

[variousqueerthings]

every time I see the “margaret goes to check if hawkeye is sick” gifset being reblogged on my dash, my first instinct is “oh she’s going to choke him 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”

I think..... 

that might be interesting

#margaret houlihan #hawkeye pierce #MASH #this is part of my: #aromantic margaret #asexual hawkeye #aromantic hawkeye #but what would the scenario be in which that would happen #not that hawkeye is against a little kinky violence on his person (with the disclaimer ofc that he is also a wimp ❤) #but also choking doesnt really hurt if you do it right it just makes everything a very heady experience #float out of yourself kind of experience #and i dont think hes shown anything against restricted airflow his problem is small spaces (and drowning) #(and kids dying or sounding like they're dying and probably at this point the sound of helicopters and loud noises and-) #anyway choking doesnt seem to have been one of his issues specifically

[perenlop]

i feel bad for any pmmm fan following me just now bc like i love literally everything ive read and watched so far except for magireco and thats what im watching rn

#should play more portable to even that out #actually i still have no idea what the fandom consensus on the magireco anime is #i feel like ive barely seen content relating to the actual plot #my main issues are just that theres wayyyy too many characters to keep up with #and also that the plot feels like it was written by someone who thought kyubey had a point #and that the girls are indeed stupid and weak for making contracts and wanting to not be witches #when. ik people complain about that in the main anime but that was all demonized in the original #kyubey was. pretty blatantly in the wrong and the girls do make bad choices and hurt each other sure #but its because of their own situation and that theyre all pitted against each other bc of the system #and also kyubey literally preys on them at their worst moments like he gets sayaka despite her rejecting #he pressures madoka into it like he doesnt have a point hes just interested in exploiting the girls #and the ending of the anime is basically madoka getting a one up on him and going ''fuck you i WILL change our fate'' #rewriting the literal laws of the world to save girls everywhere #and then magireco shits on that and goes ''ok but like girls who dont want to be witches are weak bitches lmao'' #''oh yachiyo is a girlboss and a hardass because she sucks it up and accepts it while mifuyu is pathetic #because she has the audacity to not want to fight until she dies or becomes a monster to be tortured #also yachiyo mocks her and calls her weak for this and while she regrets it mifuyu reaffirms that shes right and a boss unlike her #shes a GOOD magical girl who knows she fucked up and owns up to it while mifuyu is a wimp. this is good writing.'' #like the fact that they had to twist and bend the magias to be a cult and do these horrifying things to justify the whole #''oh the fate of us sucks but trying to escape it is the cowards way out'' thing #which like. yeah im sure thats the point but they keep hammering in that yachiyo is a girlboss for her stance basically #god. the climax of this better save this for me lol. the action is good the editing is good #its just the writing makes me want to eat rocks #echoed voice

[applecherry108]

I am CHEWING on the new tears of the kingdom trailer! But at the same time—

Hahahahha yeah that’s a redead. I am crying sobbing in terror already. 🥲

#someone said a bit ago that Zelda sequels are always darker and scarier and my gUY— #I AM 32 AND IVE *STILL* NEVER GOTTEN FARTHER THAN THE FIRST DUNGEON IN MAJORA 🥲🥲🥲 #did I miss puzzle dungeons? yes! did I miss bosses? NO!!!! #IM A WIMP!!! I DONT WANNA FIGHT THAT 3 HEADED DRAGON!!! #I JUST WANT TO EXPLORE SOME CAVES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #also I am L A U G H I N G god I H O P E all the caves are just #under the bogs. pull the plug out of a bog. boom. cave. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #on the plus side. I’m super excited that he appears to riding epona! I hope she’s obtainable in the base game this time!! #I mean. I have lol the amiibo cards so I can get her anyway but I really hope she’s also in the base game!! #apple talks #to the tune of spam #I was just thinking earlier today that I wanna play botw again but I should wait until March—it won’t take me 3 months to do everything agai #even if I go after every korok lmaoooo #I really wanna know what if any data will carry over from botw to totk

[mitosan]

I wish reaching out to people wasn't such an ordeal for me why can't everyone just be telepathic and pick up my mind signals

#half the time i work up the urge its late at night and i dont want to be rude yknow #im old enough now to realize i shouldnt only wait for ppl to reach out first but. its still scary LOL #its so much easier to just not do it instead of going through that stress i am simply a wimp #(21 yr old who follows an internal script for social cues doesnt know how to make friends beyond small talk)

[traaanskimkitsuragi]

should i get a tattoo this year

#ive never gotten one #they really freaked me out as a kid #but the older i get the more i want one #i was thinking of getting a small hollow knight related tattoo #and also 'sunrise parabellum' #however. i am a wimp with pain. #and im really scared that i wouldnt be able to take it #ive read that even with really tiny ones it can take up to an hour for it to be done so im like. uh oh #at least the price wouldnt be an issue it seems like smaller tattoos are really cheap #i also want piercings but i have very sensitive skin and when i wore earrings as a child i think i got an infection from them? or something? #its been a v long time so i dont really remember but i recall being told that my skin couldnt take cheap metal or something like that #idk man #then again i dont even know why im thinking about these things its not like anyone will see them #i dont leave my house or take care of my appearance to begin with #and i cant afford to buy clothes #not ones id want to wear anyway #and even if id want to wear them they probably wouldnt suit me #i really want to look cute however that would take effort and i have none to give #sadge.............. guess ill have to settle for looking like a homeless high school student

[universalsatan]

YEAHHH BABY I THINK I GOT THE JOB

GUESS WHO’S GONNA BE CLEANING UP CRIME SCENES THIS SUMMER >:))

#lmao she said she’d probably take me along for a trial run to see if im okay with everything there. especially the smells ig. because if ya #dont know. dead bodies smell. A Lot. when really decayed #but im genuinely the one in my family (and probably out of most of the ppl i know) who is the most okay w that kinda stuff #like bruh. usually IM the one that has to do the Man Job™️ instead of my dad cause he’s lowkey a wimp HDJFKSJFJSJDJ #throwback to the one time at the farm he made ME clean up the nest lookin thing upstairs cause he didnt wanna do it JFJSKFJSJ #and then the fact that a lot of it is manual labour???? like bro i cannot TELL you #how much fucking fun ive been having tearing apart boxes for the past while #oh god and even when i go to the farm. just. chopping wood for as long as i can #and ur telling me??? for a JOB??? i’ll be moving furniture and doing demolition??? FUCK YEAH BABEYYY #personal

[scolek]

im actually impressed they showed a character willing to hurt the garugarus. im like, genuinely disturbed a little? not in a way where it bothers me because its a show for little kids, its disturbing in the way that one of those springy prop knives is sharp. but i am buying into it now, i am picking up what its putting down and feeling the emotions it wants me to feel.

#i sometimes try to think about what kids would think about this. and i dont know #i know kid me would be OUT. kid me was a fucking wimp #but. you know. statistical outlier #fictional conflict-averse georg