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#Fat Sidon Fan Club
askfatsidon · 3 years
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Some of the Zora's started a prince Sidon fan club
It warms my heart to hear that I'm appreciated around the Domain! To tell the truth, I've known about the Fan Club for a number of weeks now, and I wish each and every one of its members a very pleasant night's sleep! Especially you, Tona!
My last birthday celebration was spearheaded by the Fan Club, and I must say I enjoyed their delicious Hearty Salmon feast! The quality of the prepared food makes me wonder if perhaps my dear Link is also a member... Regardless, the Fan Club has some top-notch chefs!
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Romeo oh Romeo
*modern day AU*
      "Romeo and Juliet is a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust!" Shouted Zelda Hyrule in her High School English class.
      "Is not! It's a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love!" Responded Link, just as loud as Zelda had been.
      The English class was in the middle of reading Romeo and Juliet, and the class was currently split half and half about the correct interpretation of Shakespeare's famous play.
      Link and Zelda just happened to be on opposite sides.
      The two had never gotten along, so it was no wonder they were once again on opposite sides. They each had their own little fan club for them, which was the people who followed them around all the time.
"Now now class," said the teacher, Ms. Buliara. "Sit down."
Link and Zelda glared at each other as they obeyed, sitting down in their assigned seats.
Zelda has had a crush on Link for as long as she can remember, but she knows Link doesn't feel the same.
A girl who was part of Link's little fan club had his attention, a girl named Mipha. Mipha liked Link, too.
Zelda and Mipha weren't the only ones who were crushing on the boy, other people in their classes like Paya, Sidon, and Riju also liked him.
So there was a lot of competition for Zelda.
She was lucky the boy is so oblivious, or else he and Mipha would have been a couple by now.
"We need to assign parts in order to actually read the play." said Ms. Buliara.
"Juliet!" Shouted Zelda.
She didn't notice that Link had said "Romeo!" at the exact same time.
The two slowly turned to look at each other, as Ms. Buliara wrote their names on the board.
All but a couple in the class started snickering, and the ones that didn't snicker were the ones that were crushing on one of the two.
For Zelda, that included Robbie, Revali, Ganondorf, and pretty much every other popular boy in the class.
The stares quickly turned into glares as they realized they had to act like they were in love.
Whatever, they both thought. I can just change my part tomorrow.
"Okay class," said Ms. Buliara. "These parts will stay the same for the rest of the book, so I hope you like your parts. If you didn't get one this time, you can always read in the next play."
Shit. Thought Link.
Oh well, it's only for one class. Thought Zelda.
...
Zelda's POV
I walked into science and sat down by my best friend, Urbosa. (Just pretend Urbosa is Zelda's age)
"Looks like we're starting a new project today. Mr. Dorephan has already assigned parts..." She trailed off at the end of her sentence, which made me nervous.
"What? What is it Urbosa? Who'd you get? Who'd I get? Oh I really hope it's not Link-"
I was cut off by her snicker. "Are you sure you hope that? Considering you've had a crush on him ever since he moved here?"
I hit her arm playfully as I blushed. "Shut up! Who'd I get anyway? I'm assuming you've already checked."
"Well I got Riju. But you, you got the hero himself."
"Ugh." I groaned. "Why does this always happen?"
Just then, Link walked in and checked the sheet. He looked over at me and I sneered, which earned a sneer right back from him.
"I'm guessing you have already checked your partners, so I'm not going to bother reading them out loud." Said Mr. Dorephan, as he continued to explain the project. Once he was done, the class started scrambling to go sit by their partners. Link slowly walked over to me.
I looked up at him and squinted my eyes as he made a face of disgust.
"Okay. I know we don't get along, but if we're going to be doing this project together, can we at least pretend like we like each other?" He said.
I shrugged. "I can try."
"Fine then. Let's get to work."
As we started working, we started a conversation too. It started off as just us making a sad attempt to be nice, but eventually it turned into a genuine conversation.
"Mr. Dorephan drives me practically insane." Link said with an exaggerated sigh.
"I know. He's a crappy teacher, and he always gives Sidon, Mipha and I good grades. Just because he knows us outside of school. I mean, I like having good grades, but I feel like I'm cheating."
"Right? And he's actually trying to set Mipha and I up. Like, he'll go on and on and on about her to me, and he even told me how she has made some special shirt for me. It's part of their religion or something, a girl making a shirt for a guy when she wants to marry him. Weird, huh?"
Oh my gosh, I thought. So he doesn't like Mipha?
"Yeah," I snickered. "That's kinda weird. And he looks like a shark that got so fat, people started mistaking it for a fish!"
We erupted into laughter, and Mr. Dorephan shouted at us.
"Hey! I don't see much work going on over there! Do I need to make a new partner arrangement?"
"No Mr. Dorephan!" We shouted together.
"Ya know," He said. "You're not so bad after all, princess."
"I could say the same to you, wonder boy."
We smiled at each other as we started actually working on the project, and before I knew it the bell had rang.
Link's POV
It's the next day, and almost English class again. I actually wasn't dreading it. After I started getting to know Zelda, I realized she's really not that bad. I was actually looking forward to it. Not to the arguments, but for...
      No Link, I thought to myself. You are NOT excited to be playing the part of Romeo with Zelda being Juliet!!
      I'm such an idiot. I really do like Mipha and Sidon, and while it's true their parents were trying to set Mipha and I up, I don't care that much. But when I was rambling off to Zelda, I just started saying how much I hate them.
      But the thing is, I like Mipha, but... not like that. She's a great person, an even better friend, and she's really beautiful, but all she is is a friend to me. She's just not my romantic type.
      The bell rang, marking the end of Spanish class, and now we had five minutes to get to the next class.
      English.
      I go to my locker, got my English stuff out, and headed on into the classroom.
      Here we go.
                            Zelda's POV
      Oh great, English. Where Link and I get to pretend to be lovers. If only it wasn't pretend...
      I walked into the class and took my seat.
      Ms. Buliara was passing out the books, and outfits to the people who would be acting it out.
Great, I thought. I get to wear some ugly costume.
      But when she put something on my table, it wasn't a ugly costume, it was a beautiful dress. It was all white, with a gold belt just below my chest. There were lines going down the middle of the dress, from the belt to the bottom. The back was completely white, and would look good against my hair. She gave me some brown sandals and a gold necklace to go with it.
      I changed into it, and then looked at what link was wearing. It was a darkish blue tunic, with white lines all around the border. At the top, dipping down his chest, was what looked like the border of a sword. He had a brown belt and sword sheath going across his chest and below his waist. On one arm was a wooden board over his gloves, and on the other was just a glove. He had what looked like a phone with a weird case and a handle hanging off the belt on his waist. He was wearing beige colored pants with boots that went up just below his knees. He looked... good.
      We made eye contact and he looked me up and down. He smiled at me, and them turned around to face Ms. Buliara.
      "Okay class," She said. "Here are the costumes we are going to be wearing during this play. Let's get started."
       Everyone picked up the scripts, either to read along or to act it out.
      The kid who was going to be the narrator started the book. "Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean."
      We got through the first two acts that day, and we all know that the next one is the one where everything falls apart.
                          Link's POV
      Lunch is over, which means it's time for science. Hooray.
       When I get to the class, Zelda's already in there and sitting at our desk.
       She looks up, and I smile at her. She blushed as she smiled back.
       "Hey." She said as I sat down.
       "Hey."
       "The costumes in English are soooo lame, right?"
        I laughed. "Yeah, they are. Why do we even need to wear a costume anyway?" I actually thought that the costumes were cool. Zelda looked absolutely amazing in that dress. But then again, she looks good in anything.
       "Exactly! They're just uncomfortable, and take forever to change into!"
       "You did good on the 'wherefore art thou Romeo' part, by the way."
      She really did. Most people think that "wherefore" is just a fancy way to say "where." But it's not, it means why. In that line, Juliet isn't saying "where are you Romeo" she's saying "why are you Romeo." It has a lot of meaning behind it, because she's saying why do you have to be Romeo? Why do you have to be the enemy of my father? Why can't you just be part of my side, and then we could announce our love to the whole world?
       She blushed and looked down. "Thanks. Most people don't understand what that sentence actually means."
      "I'm glad I'm getting to know you better, Zelda." Oh stupid, stupid, stupid! Why would I say that! "I'm glad I'm getting to know you better!?" What the heck!
      She looked a little surprised at first, but then she looked up at me. "Me too." Her blue eyes sparkled as she looked back down at the project. "Okay," She said with a laugh. "We actually need to work on this now."
                            Zelda's POV
      Oh my gosh, he said that? He actually said that? "I'm glad I'm getting to know you better"!?!?!?!? Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!
      Zelda, calm the freak down.
      "Me too."
       After we had worked for a little bit, the bell finally rang which meant it was time for orchestra. I played the harp.
       I went to class, and couldn't focus the whole time. Ugh, get some stupid boy out of your head and focus! I screamed at myself. Stupid Link, stupid science, and stupid Shakespeare.
                         One week later
                            Zelda's POV
       Finally, the last day of school. The day we go over Romeo and Juliet, and get our grades back from the science projects. I walked into English class, and sat down. Link was already there. Stop thinking about him! I yelled at myself.
       The bell rang, marking the start of class.
       "Okay class," said Ms. Buliara. "Remember at the very start of Romeo and Juliet, when you guys were fighting over the meaning of the book? I'd like you guys to get into those groups again, please."
       Dang it. I have to fight Link.
       "After reading the book, how many of you have changed your opinions? If you've changed it, go to the opposite side."
      None of the kids moved.
      "Okay then." Said Ms. Buliara. "Back up your opinions."
       "Actually, Ms. Buliara," I said. "I have changed mine. Shakespeare wrote this play a long time ago, and all he gave us was the words. He didn't give us how to say it, or what mood/tone it is. He left deciding all that stuff up to us. That's why every single movie that was made out of a Shakespeare play is completely different, because each person sees it in a different way." I looked at Link. "For example, the line 'wherefore art thou Rome." When I read it, I read like it was 'why are you Romeo,' but some people could read it like it's 'where are you Romeo.' Shakespeare left that up to us. Which is why-"
      Link cut me off. "Which is why none of this argument really matters. We shouldn't  be fighting over it, because everyone sees it in a different way. It doesn't really matter what the 'hidden meaning' is, because everyone is going to see it differently. Shakespeare gives us the line, and we decide how to deliver it. We decide if it's going to be happy or sad, quiet or loud, or if we're going to say it at all. It's all up to us."
      We smiled at each other. For once, we were on the same page.
       Ms. Buliara smiled, too. "Exactly! That's exactly what I wanted you guys to get from this discussion, and you got it in the first five minutes! Thank you, Zelda and Link!"
      The rest of class was just free time. Every now and then, Link and I would look up at each other, and blush.
      I was dreading science, and excited for science at the exact same time.
                                      ...
      When I got to science, Link was there before me. That's unusual, I thought. I'm usually here before him.
      "Hey princess," he said. I loved that nickname, it was like a couple one. Too bad it's not. "Ready to get our scores back?"
      "I don't know," I said with a sigh and a smile as I sat down. "I want to know what we got, but I'm nervous that we failed."
      He laughed. "Me too."
      The bell rang, and Mr. Dorephan walked in. He immediately started passing out papers, which I assumed were the test scores. He started talking too, but I was too busy day dreaming to notice.
A piece of paper was put down on our desk, face down. Oh no, I though. Face down...
Link flipped it over, and smiled. Then he handed it to me.
100%! Wow!
"Only one group got a 100 in this entire project," said Mr. Dorephan. "So don't feel too bad if you didn't."
Our smiles got even wider.
The rest of class was a free period, and Link and I talked the whole time.
...
Link's POV
Finally, the last bell rang. Kids immediately started screaming. Ugh, I thought. Immature, much?
Only one thing was on my mind. Zelda. I needed to find her, to tell her how I really feel.
Then I saw her, walking out with her best friend, Urbosa. I had talked to Urbosa earlier, and she had convinced me that I had to tell her.
She turned around, and made eye contact with me. "Now." She mouthed.
She walked away from a confused Zelda.
Everything went in slow motion after that. I ran up to her.
"Zelda, I-I," I thought for a second. "Oh screw it."
I tilted my head down and shoved my lips into hers. She was shocked at first, but then she started kissing back. It was the most passionate kiss I had ever had. Our lips moved together perfectly. We both pulled away for air.
"Princess," I said. "Do you wanna, er, maybe, uh, go to a movie sometime, or something?"
She smiled. "I'd love to."
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mewshuuartblog · 7 years
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Time to run
so here we have a short story of my sidon x mew... well more like pre- sidon x mew but yea
CanonxOc, if you no likie, no readie~
Summery: mews secret is out, and the prince knows. time to hit the road!
this was done in like, one day, so its probably not the best story iv done. but i think its pretty good for a quick short story *is proud of herself*
i might not have nailed sidon completely, but that is something im working on, so bare with me |D
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Mew was an upset wreck. Her secret was out now thanks to one of her zora friends.
An accident,
yes,
but it only got worse when she heard that the prince was standing close by, hearing it all. Mews face lost all color when her friend said that. Before the female zora could even attempt to calm the human down, mew was already gone. The woman frantically packed her bags at the little zora inn. She would have to leave now, and was probably never coming back.
Some might say she was just over reacting. But mew had done this more than twice before.
Back when she traveled a lot she would come across guys who were sweet and kind. Mew would inevitably develop feelings for them. However each time she confessed, they would let her down as gently as they could, then avoid her all together. The last one taught her a lesson tho.
After that, she vowed to never admit her true feelings to someone else. They became best kept secrets for her, but when you join a persons fan club, its bound to get out there. Knowing that prince sidon now knew her deepest secret it killed her inside. It wasn't out of embarrassment, but the fear of him walking up to her to say 'we cant hang out anymore' then avoid her like the others. Mew enjoyed the zoras company, hell she loved zora's domain, despite she was scared of water and couldn't swim. Having the prince as a friend really helped her self-worth.
Once her bag was packed she tossed it over her shoulders and ran off with a rushed goodbye to the zora innkeeper. All the zoras just stood in a confused daze as they saw the short, round human woman rushing off down the bridge.
Mew made it quite far without bumping into any other zoras. Once she felt far away, her quick pace slowed down to a normal walk. The girl looked down to her feet as emotions started to swell up inside her again. She didn't want to leave the zora's domain, having called it home after a years stay. But she knew what was going to eventually come to her if she hung around any longer. To her, it was just best to leave and avoid contact with the prince.
The woman walked over the last huge bridge to zoras domain, it started to feel like an eternity would pass before she got to the other side. Images from the first time she tried walking across flickered in her mind. Thankfully the monsters that once lived around here were long gone by now, no more games of 'chunk the human over the bridge'.
Mew paused as she looked around at the bridge. It was still the same, even after a year had passed. She still remembered that day quite well.
A fellow traveler she talked to at a stable told her of the most beautiful scenery she had ever seen, with people to match. It sounded so wonderful that the round human just had to go see for her self. A few times she wanted to turn around and leave, the large amount of water terrified her, her biggest fear in the world was actually death from drowning. But she had made it so far, it would have been a wasted effort to leave then. Thats when she saw the monsters at the end of the bridge. Her heart raced at the sight. She was ill equipped for any sort of combat, armed with only a knife. Mews entire being was telling her to run back to the other side. It was a futile effort, however. A large moblin stood only a few feet from her, fierce and armed with a large club. Out of pure fright, mew froze in place. She didn’t budge, she didn’t even know what to do, her brain decided it was time for a vacation and left her standing there.
The moblin yelled at her and swung its club. Thankfully the womans legs turned to jelly at just the right time, causing her to fall to the ground and totally dodge the club, if you would even call it dodging. It was in that moment mew knew she had to try something, even if it would prove futile in the end. She fought with the pocket on her backpack, reaching into it and pulling out the small knife. Her reflexes were slow tho, the moblin snatched her up in the blink of  an eye. It raised it club up high, readying for another swing. Subconsciously, the woman sheathed her knife in the monsters hand. The moblin hollered out in pain, and from reflex, tossed the woman over the bridge.
Mew hardly remembered much between the moment she was falling till she woke up on side of the river below. When she finally came to, there he stood over her, prince sidon.
Halfway over the bridge, mew started to hear the faint calling of her name. The voice, at the moment, was too far away to clearly make out. As she was pulled from her other thoughts, she began to think it was her friend trying to stop her. Brushing it off, the woman continued across the bridge. The voice got louder, and closer. Mew immediately froze, her heart raced. She was recognizing exactly whos voice it was.
Reluctantly, her head turned, peeking over her shoulder. To her dismay, a tall, red and white zora in royal garb came running. How she wanted to run but was unable to do so, her body refusing to cooperate with her.  
Sidon stopped just a few inches from mew. He was obviously wet, having swam down the river to get there quicker. The water dripped off him and made puddles under his footsteps.
"Mew! How I searched high and low for you!” he began. “The zora's told me about how you were frantically running about. Did something happen?" The zora looked down to her, sadness clearly in his eyes. Mew looked away quickly yet remained silent.
Sidon looked the woman over, calmly trying to read her. He took a few steps closer "If anything is troubling you, you know that you can tell me." He walked around till he stood in front of her. Yet the woman once again turned away. Her cheeks were burning hot, yet she was unsure what for, cause it was the prince or cause of the situation at hand.
The prince stood there silently, deep into his own thoughts. It was strange to see a close friend of his act so strangely, had he don’t something wrong? He leaned a little closer to the human, placing a large hand on her shoulder. "Is this about the crush I over heard you had for me?" When he felt her tense under his hand, he knew he was right. The zora leaned back up, looking over the girl once again.
Mew heard a slight chuckle behind her. This slightly annoyed her enough to turn around. "Whats so funny?..." she asked, feeling a little hurt and offended that he found some joy in this.
The prince quickly put his hands up, waving them to the short woman. "Oh no, pardon my rudeness. I didn't mean to do that aloud." He couldn't help but smile at the look the human was giving him. Yes he knew she was mad at him, but with a round face like hers, anger only made her look cute.
"Please allow me to explain myself. I find amusement in it cause you are the first to act like this. Most of the female zoras just get embarrassed and apologize for it. I am by all means flattered that you have feelings for me. But if you don’t mind me asking, for how long?"
Mews face quickly reddened. Looking away, and at anything other than the zora, she started to stutter. “S-since... you rescued me... and it only got worse the more I hung out with you afterwards...”
The woman quickly looked back up to him, small tears in her eyes as the embarrassment became to much. "A-arint you the least bit disgusted to know a human like me has a crush on you?"
Sidon tilted his head, confused by all belief. "Disgusted? Why in hyrule would I be disgusted for by that?" The zora noted the blush deepening on her face, but this only added to his confusion. "Did... Something happen in the past to make you think this way?"
Mew stuttered around with her words even more, tho try as she might she couldn’t stop. Her hands began to fidget with a need to be busy with anything. "I-i don’t want to bother you with boring stories.” she fussed. But the look in the zoras eyes told her he truly did wish to hear it. To understand why she had such a mindset like this. Mew let out a heavy sigh as she brought back old, painful memories. “Years ago... there was a guy I liked. We became pretty close friends, or so I thought. He was nice and kind to me, so of course I started to like him. After a four months of hiding a crush I walked up to him and... confessed it." There was a long pause before she continued. "He... didn't take well to it. I found out he didn't like fat girls at all. The only reason I was allowed to travel with him and his group was cause I could make and mend clothes. He... ended up throwing me out of the travel group out of disgusts.” she sighed once more “Since then, I learned to just keep my mouth shut."
She took a glance up to sidon. His face was no longer the smiling, bright one she always saw. It was now an angry contorted look, his eyes sharp enough to kill. "T-that wasn't the only reason. I-I've confessed to a few other guys before him. But they were nice about it and gently told me they wasn't interested in me. However, afterwards our friendship wasn't the same, and they avoided me..." she looked down to the ground, eyeing the large puddle around sidon. "I assumed you would avoid me too...or...get disgusted and tell me to leave the domain. So I thought it would be best to just leave." A large sigh escaped sidon, his features calming down and becoming soft once again.
"Mew, I must admit, that I do not share the same feelings as you do. However, I would never ask a friend to leave zora's domain, unless they were a threat to my people." The prince watched as mews eyes grew wide at his words, tears collecting at the bottom, he tensed yet prepared himself for the water works.
"W-wait” she balled her small hands into tiny fist. “So were still friends???" She finally asked. The zora blinked, stunned at her response but quickly started smiling. "But of course! Just cause I know you love me doesn't mean I no longer wish to be friends with you!" Sidon watched the huge round tears flow out of the little humans big eyes. "T-then that means we can still hang out?! A-and I can still live in the domain, right?!" The zora couldn't help but release a bolstering laugh. "Of course we can! And of course you can! You did say yourself this was your new home did you not?"
Mew threw her fist up into the air, giving a loud "YEY!"
During her excitement she rushed over to sidon, possibly giving him the biggest hug she ever gave.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH SI- wait, we can still hug, right?"
Sidon chuckled. "Right!"
"THANK YOU SO MUCH SIDON!!" mew finished. The prince lifted mew up, giving her an equally large hug. "Now then, Shall we return home, friend?"
Mew nodded with happy tears still pouring down her face.
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