#Human pet guy

[staffs-secret-blog]

#original post #twitter #human pet guy

[memingursa]

Human pet guy has thoughts on this with…. examples.

#human pet guy #missing submarine #submarine #tw death #probably #cybersmith #hms terror #titanic

[charlesoberonn]

They're gonna cry very different tears when they find out about his opinions and fantasies.

#f slur #cybersmith #human pet guy

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

#my first art of the year is a shitpost #hey melissa #does Melissa have a last name or is she just ccrp melissa #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #ccrp #starkid #starkid productions #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid ​melissa #not really but these are all characters from it #human pet guy #cw eye contact #ask to tag on this one idk what specific tags the human pet guy post needs #anyways. this came to me in a flash of lightning #don’t even ask how she got into this rant #I am tormented by visions that tell me what would make good shitposts #this post was the only thing going through my head when I was watching hey melissa #I’m like HOLY FUCK HUMAN PET GUY!!! #penguin scribbles #digital art #artists on tumblr #procreate #what else do I tag

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

I'm sorry but why did you make me read this with my own eyes

#o-o #science denialism #human pet guy #UGH #such terrible arguments

[artificialverse]

Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:

A gay werewolf fucker

A trans cyberterrorist

Jeff

Constable Frozen

Car-identifier

Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)

A haiku detecting bot (thrice)

Mister J (no not that one)

Furry/Doctor Pikachu

A demon Vtuber

Nimona author

Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter

A fish

honorable mentions:

A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user

human pet guy

moreos guy

Tumblr modder (xkit guy)

A fake old folks home for dogs

The restaurant chain Denny’s

Iguanamouth

Weed smoking polycule

Shen

A plant, obviously

the Green brothers

Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog

“In my butt” author

dishonorable mentions

A famous Youtuber

Gaud themself

#tumblr meta #neil gaiman #frank #were--ralph #maia crimew #osha #haiku bot #demilypyro #human pet guy #moreos #iguanamouth #the green brothers

[cannibalcaprine]

did y'all know the human pet guy is a fucking monarchist

like

"humans can only be ruled effectively by a single supreme power" kinda monarchist

i am so tired of this website

#human pet guy #monarchism #i can't fucking believe it

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I hope the human pet guy never changes

#literally laughed out loud at work when I saw this #human pet guy #cybersmith #twitter

[alledherlu-q-pereon]

I have beef with human pet guy.

#human pet guy #the cybersmith #twitter

[lovinglystar]

#human pet guy #twitter #gio scotti #thecybersmith #no ids

[pixeljade]

I fucking love the Human Pet Guy, and that literally everyone just knows him as the Human Pet Guy. Its just so fucking funny to me. This guy could leave the internet, or rebrand, or do any number of things to stop being known as the Human Pet Guy, but instead he just continues to show up saying the most utterly bizarre shit to other people and we all just go

#human pet guy #the cybersmith

[staffs-secret-blog]

One of my favourite parts of tumblr is people learning about human pet guy and then finding out how he got that nickname

#original post #human pet guy

[damaramegido]

Okay…just please consider the following scenario.

It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in with my friends and my two animate human corpses.

#the locked tomb #jod #john gaius #human pet guy #ntn spoilers

[k8rgrl]

Have y'all actually like,, seen human pet guy? My sister compared him to a 1920s oil baron and like... She's right. Behold, Cybersmith himself, human pet guy

#human pet guy #the Cybersmith #cybersmith #hpg #this man will tie you to train tracks

[raffaellosanziodaurbino]

Oh so when gay people dress up as dogs and pretend to be domesticated it's "kink" and "a historically significant part of queer culture" but when I, Cybersmith--

#meh #human pet guy #cybersmith

[mysidaesm]

"who tf is human pet guy" is a statement usually followed by regret

#human pet guy #cybersmith #so i learned something new today