Human pet guy has thoughts on this with…. examples.
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They're gonna cry very different tears when they find out about his opinions and fantasies.
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I'm sorry but why did you make me read this with my own eyes
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Tumblr celebrities, an incomplete list:
A gay werewolf fucker
A trans cyberterrorist
Jeff
Constable Frozen
Car-identifier
Someone pretending to be OSHA (twice)
A haiku detecting bot (thrice)
Mister J (no not that one)
Furry/Doctor Pikachu
A demon Vtuber
Nimona author
Neil Gaiman and Lynda Carter
A fish
honorable mentions:
A chatbot designed to be a tumblr user
human pet guy
moreos guy
Tumblr modder (xkit guy)
A fake old folks home for dogs
The restaurant chain Denny’s
Iguanamouth
Weed smoking polycule
Shen
A plant, obviously
the Green brothers
Taylor Swift’s secret tumblr blog
“In my butt” author
dishonorable mentions
A famous Youtuber
Gaud themself
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did y'all know the human pet guy is a fucking monarchist
like
"humans can only be ruled effectively by a single supreme power" kinda monarchist
i am so tired of this website
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I hope the human pet guy never changes
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I have beef with human pet guy.
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I fucking love the Human Pet Guy, and that literally everyone just knows him as the Human Pet Guy. Its just so fucking funny to me. This guy could leave the internet, or rebrand, or do any number of things to stop being known as the Human Pet Guy, but instead he just continues to show up saying the most utterly bizarre shit to other people and we all just go
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One of my favourite parts of tumblr is people learning about human pet guy and then finding out how he got that nickname
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Okay…just please consider the following scenario.
It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in with my friends and my two animate human corpses.
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Have y'all actually like,, seen human pet guy? My sister compared him to a 1920s oil baron and like... She's right. Behold, Cybersmith himself, human pet guy
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Oh so when gay people dress up as dogs and pretend to be domesticated it's "kink" and "a historically significant part of queer culture" but when I, Cybersmith--
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"who tf is human pet guy" is a statement usually followed by regret
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