#starkid ​melissa

[penguin-scribbles]

Melissa, the original Human Pet Guy

#my first art of the year is a shitpost #hey melissa #does Melissa have a last name or is she just ccrp melissa #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #ccrp #starkid #starkid productions #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid ​melissa #not really but these are all characters from it #human pet guy #cw eye contact #ask to tag on this one idk what specific tags the human pet guy post needs #anyways. this came to me in a flash of lightning #don’t even ask how she got into this rant #I am tormented by visions that tell me what would make good shitposts #this post was the only thing going through my head when I was watching hey melissa #I’m like HOLY FUCK HUMAN PET GUY!!! #penguin scribbles #digital art #artists on tumblr #procreate #what else do I tag

[atoneofconscious]

Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

#ted spankoffski #henry hidgens #hey melissa #tnoy karaxis #t’noy karaxis #the guy who didn’t like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #the hatchetfield universe #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #joey ritcher #jeff blim #mariah rose faith #Mariah rose faith Castillos #curt mega #the lords in black #lords in black #tinky npmd #tinky starkid

[rentumblsstuff]

#starkid #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #emma perkins #bill woodward #mr davidson #professor henry hidgens #professor hidgens #charlotte sweetly #melissa starkid #pokotho

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #sherman young #bill woodward #melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #ezekiel perkys buds #paul matthews #ken davidson #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #boy jerry #girl jeri #linda monroe #officer bailey

[its-short-for-jackalope]

late night memes for u

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nmt #the witch in the web #twitw #linda monroe #melissa #hannah foster #pete spankoffski #blinky #bliklotep #max jägerman #richie lipschitz #tom houston #becky barnes #ted spankoffski

[teranobriss]

Honestly, kudos to Mariah for being able to deliver her lines so smoothly while Joey was jumping around shirtless and barking in one panel and Jon was leaning over Nick's microphone and meowing at her in another

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #jon matteson #mariah rose faith #joey richter #hey melissa #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #nick lang

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

#tgwdlm #paul matthews #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect starkid #they all want him so bad akdnkfkdd he pulls so hard just by being some guy #for the giggles #incorrect tgwdlm #incorrect hatchetfield #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #Melissa #mr. davidson #greenpeace girl #pokey #pokotho #paulkotho #paulkins #oh Greenpeace girl has a name now!! #harmony jones

[exalt1ora]

hatchetfield textposts part 2!!! steph and richie one is so funny you guys i make myself giggle … need to make some more NMT ones

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #bf #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nightmare time #nmt #nmt2 #hey melissa! #textposts #hatchetfield textposts

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 1

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

#starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #paul matthews #emma perkins #stephanie lauter #kyle clauger #linda monroe #lex foster #richie lipschitz #zoey chambers #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die richie #nerdy prudes must die #hey melissa

[hilacopter]

Starkid looked at The Individual Who Was Unfond of Musical Theatre and said yes but what if he had clones on the moon and got stockholm syndrome'd into being a cat. They really said put that guy in a situation.

#when you read the individual who was unfond of musical theatre #i want you to picture it like those old memes where the sentence gets more verbose but the drawing gets shittier #paul matthews #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #forever and always #hey melissa #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #starkid #hila has spoken

[samscorch]

The discord server hated this one so I gotta inflict it on yall too

#sorry but im not sorry #this is hilarious. to me #hatchetfield #starkid #paul matthews #melissa starkid #general john macnamara #john macnamara #hey melissa #shitpost #textpost

[theziggystardustt]

Headcanons below!

Linda has a wardrobe of clothes she’s never even touched. It’s just there.

Ted desperately tries to message Jenny but she changed her number years ago.

Emma dyes Richie‘s hair blue every other month. Paul tries not to watch- the sight of dye mixture in hair makes him feel extremely uncomfortable.

Before Paul, Emma would go to the clubs with Zoey on most Friday nights- they hate eachothers guts but are kinda okayish friends.

Max dreams about fist fighting god.

#linda monroe #nibblenephim #nibbly #girl jeri #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #richie lipschitz #emma perkins #peter spankoffski #zoey chambers #melissa tgwdlm #alice woodward #grace chasity #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #abstinence camp

[onlinehorseproblems]

I don't understand the "starkid only does hatchetfield musicals 😡" train. Because if i were lang brothers???

i would also make multiple musicals and readings of the different aus involving my OCs, like Oh you liked the coffee shop au?? haha just wait till you see the catboy au

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lang brothers #matt lang #nick lang #team starkid #ocs #me and my buddy with our npmd au for our ocs we have been knawing at like rabid hounds on a bone #hey melissa #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #Also never hearing any hatchfield slander ever again because I have been a starkid fan since 2009 #and My favorite musical has been the same for 12 years until october #and i've watched it 22 times

[keepthebeanscool]

i love how paul matthews is referred to as the “normal guy” but also he has several clones making a colony on the moon and he once smuggled his coworker out of the hospital and willingly pretended to be her pet cat because he developed stockholms syndrome and his greatest dream is to be a 4 foot tall anthropomorphic squirrel

#paul matthews #forever and always #hey melissa #dream machine #nmt #hatchetfield #starkid #jaspers rambles

[urlocal-cryptid7]

Hey Melissa(!) ass meme

#starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #starkid hatchetfield #hey melissa #hey melissa! #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time

[cartoonchaos]

paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing

#loony rambles #paulkins #paul matthews #emma perkins #starkid productions #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #perky’s buds #hey melissa #nightmare time #bisexuality