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cartoonchaos · 9 months
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shoutout to michael from the good place for being a fanciful powerful silly childish demon character in the body of an untumblrsexifiable goofy old man. shoutout to him and janet for at every turn implying the concept of a potential love interest would be ridiculous and even unthinkable. shoutout to making up the concept of soulmates as a torture method because you think it’s stupid. shoutout to “kissing is disgusting, you’re just mashing your food holes together. that’s not what they’re for.” shoutout to forgiving the evil in your nature only to realize there is no evil or nature and your change is your own. shoutout to “the reason is friends.” shoutout to all the “humans are horny overcomplicated flesh puppets” characters that longed so desperately for that flesh and those complications, and shoutout to the one that made it. shoutout to the honorary human that could.
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forestshadow-wolf · 4 months
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Prince!Soap, with an affinity for slipping away undetected, who trains with the king's army on his father's orders.
Knight!Ghost, who was assigned to train him, assumes he was just a pretentious prick. Learns that soap actually just acts like... a guy. He's not afraid to roll up his sleeves and get dirty, he likes the hard work, even. He learns that soap leans into the royal asshole character on purpose, for the public to see, doesn't learn why, but then again he doesn't need to.
He watches soap stress about politics and treaties, things he can't help with, things he doesn't know a damn about. He also sees in real time the way the 'handsome prince MacTavish' mask falls into place over stressed, restless, twitchy Johnny. He sees the mask nearly slip into Soap before he pulls it back up during an assassination attempt upon either him or his father during a ceremony. He watches Johnny steal the mask of 'Prince MacTavish' to placate the crowd.
And when the doors close behind them and the mask falls and all that's left behind it tense, twitchy Johnny... was left behind. Because now he's slipped away again, and nobody can find him, and everyone is on high alert, looking for him. And he's nowhere to be found. Again.
It takes Ghost an hour and 47 minutes to find him, soap counted. When Ghost finds him he's wandering some back alleys in the old part of town, wearing his least flashy garments, and a dull cloak with the hood pulled up.
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go frolick in the field dude. go play with the critters and creatures. go fall in love. go give some random person a compliment. go be a little dog in the flower field today, okay. nothing can hurt you in those moments. please come be a dog in a flower field with me today
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theangrycomet-art · 8 months
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Duck Dodgers: Space Runner
The Space Taxi Cab service is only (legal) methods of space travel available to the public that is completely neutral.
Entering the a certified Space Cab is a guaranteed way to get to your location safely but as soon as you exit you are on your own.
Attacking a certified Space Cab is also a guaranteed way to loose a small fortune in fines and lawsuits, as both the Galactic Protectorate and the Martian Empire have had the misfortune to discover.
"Space Cabbie", aka Roxanne Runner
the fastest driver in the system, she is also one of the most expensive
former space-racer
clients who don't pay her end up with a nasty joy ride with the artificial gravity turned off (and the meter running)
if it can fly in space there's a good chance she's certified to fly it
custom cab it's got all sorts of trick hidden under its hood (very protective of it)
passionate about her job
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rox-of-iu · 8 months
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heads up i finally scrambled together enough brain power and caught up with cultivate and i am not going to be normal about it and im going to make it everyone elses problem <33
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spookysspoons · 4 months
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as well as Tom and Jerry are queer platonic change my mind.
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plusvanity · 6 months
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I need to lower my medication asap because my dreams get weird again.
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logicalloony · 7 months
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oouuugh thinking about Matt/Tabi AND Maxie/Tabi. I just want good things for my favorite babygirl,,,
I need to draw them or else I'll thrup
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its a quarter til 1am so uhh guess I'll just let the fruity thoughts marinate in my brain
also thinking about Shelly/Tabi, but not in a ship way, but in a way where they are going to maul each other on sight
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cartoonchaos · 2 years
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*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.
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rexscanonwife · 4 months
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Who's even awake rn. No one but me, I've been up since 5am but LORD ITS GONNA BE AN ANAKIN DAY I CAN TELL 💖💔💖💔 I have some thoughts let me TELL YOU
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mydarlingdahlia · 4 months
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The goblins that control my brain are barely contained in their prison h e l p
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guys if you don’t ever remember anything i ever say just remember this . don’t let anyone stop you from being joyous and full of whimsy and love for all creatures. this is very important. do not let anything get in the way of you having a Little Treat. keep childlike love for everything in your heart. do not forget this , i beg you. it is very important. please remember to have love
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arolesbianism · 9 months
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I need to get back into a drawing mood already so I can draw one of my new guys she's my newest obsession. Girlie who's been standing just off screen of every bad thing that's happened in the last decade
#rat rambles#oc posting#her name is marci and Im still fleshing her out but basically shes another kid who largely grew up in the middle world palace#she and loonie were close as kids and she also had a big crush on midas but she and loonie drifted apart overtime and midas well. yeah.#shes never liked loonie and midas' mom which only worsened as midas began his plan and his mom tried to plead ignorance#this is the source of most of her and loonie's conflict as loonie had always loved it's mom a lot and basically idolized her#so anytime marci would be even vaguely critical of her it would become very defensive#it never got too bad during the early years but after midas and mascot killed their mom and vanished it quickly became way worse#marci was mourning midas and loonie was mourning its mom and neither were willing to budge on their hatred of the other's loved one#eventually they very hesitantly comprimised to agree to disagree (aka just avoid the topic)#but the damage had already been done and the two had drifted very far apart#they initially tried to move forward but as loonie got more and morw frustrated with the whole situation it started actively avoiding marci#which she took note of and while she was upset abt it she tried to respect it#she swiftly lost that respect as soon as she learned abt toon's existence#in her eyes toon was loonie's replacement for her. and well she wasnt necesarily wrong.#this ultimately lead to marci lashing out at loonie and the two getting in a big fight which escalated to violence#loonie felt genuinely hurt by marci lashing out like this but it also couldnt properly fight back since she was yknow. right.#so it ended up backing off and very very vaguely appologising#it was a Very passive agressive appology tho and it was basically a moment of both of them looking at eachother and realizing that they had#long stopped seeing eachother as a friend#anyways then toon delevopes a big crush on marci which complicates things even more lol
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…Leo had two swords at some point, right?? I’m not crazy?? Cause I could swear he had two but. I can only think of maybe one time where he’s holding two weapons. And no one draws or writes him with two swords?? It’s always just one?? But??? I’m so confused???
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via-the-ghoul · 2 years
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snom-pixelates · 2 years
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oh. c!wilbur final lore stream tomorrow. *sighs in relief*
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