shoutout to michael from the good place for being a fanciful powerful silly childish demon character in the body of an untumblrsexifiable goofy old man. shoutout to him and janet for at every turn implying the concept of a potential love interest would be ridiculous and even unthinkable. shoutout to making up the concept of soulmates as a torture method because you think it’s stupid. shoutout to “kissing is disgusting, you’re just mashing your food holes together. that’s not what they’re for.” shoutout to forgiving the evil in your nature only to realize there is no evil or nature and your change is your own. shoutout to “the reason is friends.” shoutout to all the “humans are horny overcomplicated flesh puppets” characters that longed so desperately for that flesh and those complications, and shoutout to the one that made it. shoutout to the honorary human that could.
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Prince!Soap, with an affinity for slipping away undetected, who trains with the king's army on his father's orders.
Knight!Ghost, who was assigned to train him, assumes he was just a pretentious prick. Learns that soap actually just acts like... a guy. He's not afraid to roll up his sleeves and get dirty, he likes the hard work, even. He learns that soap leans into the royal asshole character on purpose, for the public to see, doesn't learn why, but then again he doesn't need to.
He watches soap stress about politics and treaties, things he can't help with, things he doesn't know a damn about. He also sees in real time the way the 'handsome prince MacTavish' mask falls into place over stressed, restless, twitchy Johnny. He sees the mask nearly slip into Soap before he pulls it back up during an assassination attempt upon either him or his father during a ceremony. He watches Johnny steal the mask of 'Prince MacTavish' to placate the crowd.
And when the doors close behind them and the mask falls and all that's left behind it tense, twitchy Johnny... was left behind. Because now he's slipped away again, and nobody can find him, and everyone is on high alert, looking for him. And he's nowhere to be found. Again.
It takes Ghost an hour and 47 minutes to find him, soap counted. When Ghost finds him he's wandering some back alleys in the old part of town, wearing his least flashy garments, and a dull cloak with the hood pulled up.
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go frolick in the field dude. go play with the critters and creatures. go fall in love. go give some random person a compliment. go be a little dog in the flower field today, okay. nothing can hurt you in those moments. please come be a dog in a flower field with me today
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Duck Dodgers: Space Runner
The Space Taxi Cab service is only (legal) methods of space travel available to the public that is completely neutral.
Entering the a certified Space Cab is a guaranteed way to get to your location safely but as soon as you exit you are on your own.
Attacking a certified Space Cab is also a guaranteed way to loose a small fortune in fines and lawsuits, as both the Galactic Protectorate and the Martian Empire have had the misfortune to discover.
"Space Cabbie", aka Roxanne Runner
the fastest driver in the system, she is also one of the most expensive
former space-racer
clients who don't pay her end up with a nasty joy ride with the artificial gravity turned off (and the meter running)
if it can fly in space there's a good chance she's certified to fly it
custom cab it's got all sorts of trick hidden under its hood (very protective of it)
passionate about her job
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck as well as Tom and Jerry are queer platonic change my mind.
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oouuugh thinking about Matt/Tabi AND Maxie/Tabi. I just want good things for my favorite babygirl,,,
I need to draw them or else I'll thrup
its a quarter til 1am so uhh guess I'll just let the fruity thoughts marinate in my brain
also thinking about Shelly/Tabi, but not in a ship way, but in a way where they are going to maul each other on sight
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*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.
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The goblins that control my brain are barely contained in their prison h e l p
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guys if you don’t ever remember anything i ever say just remember this . don’t let anyone stop you from being joyous and full of whimsy and love for all creatures. this is very important. do not let anything get in the way of you having a Little Treat. keep childlike love for everything in your heart. do not forget this , i beg you. it is very important. please remember to have love
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…Leo had two swords at some point, right?? I’m not crazy?? Cause I could swear he had two but. I can only think of maybe one time where he’s holding two weapons. And no one draws or writes him with two swords?? It’s always just one?? But??? I’m so confused???
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