#Hurts.

[lovehymndead]

I feel sick

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo #jake the dog #prisjake #Lol #Lolll #*grabs my head shakes* #hi hi hi #art #prismo's horrible unrequited big homo lovecrush on jake... #Hurts.

[robert-deniro]

TED LASSO 3.07 // The Strings That Bind Us

bonus:

#tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #footballedit #pep guardiola #ted lasso #roy kent #bbelcher #sakshi does a thing #jose mourinho #(i have to i'm not even sorry) #anyway #I LAUGHED WHEN THIS SCENE CAME ON #BECAUSE ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THE MOURINHO REMARK #can't believe the only time i'll see a bayern kit on this show #is a 3 second instance of a pic of pep wearing it in a silly little presentation #hurts.

[skypiea]

they took my fuckin tits !!

#kite.txt #hurts.

[absentmoon]

my foot

#HURTS. #daisy.txt

[carbonateddelusion]

yippee

I think I might just stop celebrating my birthday this time around, I always end up having a shit time and it's been like that for years

#thank you for trying to help anyway #i know it isn't over yet but i'm still. yeah. #hurts. #i feel silly for being so upset about it but i'm still sad. i was promised something special today and i was promised the same thing last- #-year and here i am #maybe august 5th can just be my brother's birthday

[strawbfairyy]

it’s always the silly characters that become the most emotionally devastating later on

#can u tell i just got to episode 61 of #dndaddies #aka the episode in ron’s brain. aka the episode that had me sobbing and holding my hands to my stomach the whole time. #HURTS. #dndads #dungeons and daddies #cc talks

[teamfortresstwo]

Mom just said that if I ever called her a bad parent again she’d start beating me which is how you know she’s a good parent 👍

#vent #I know that she wouldn’t actually ever hurt me like that #but still. she’s never threatened to do something like that before. #hurts.

[nothings-wholey]

agH--

#hurts.

[gideonthefirst]

everything is bad and i can’t have pain meds maybe forever. but at least i’m seeing joan jett

#HURTS. #gonna save a lot of money on fucking. tylenol and excedrin i guess. #personal

[dtwof]

rewatched ep 7 and i’m feeling so messed up by the balcony conversation and the dance and the last kiss and the attempted murder. it’s all too much

#hurts.

[spacehorrors]

I have a fever and I'm cold and I'm dizzy and I hate everything

#LIFE IS AWFUL. EVERYTHING HUTTS #HURTS.

[jxter]

bess only plays the employed card when X'm annoyxng her.

#ic #and then be on her phone down there anyway. harlot. #hurts.

[snipsnak]

thinking about that scene in hannibal where will and hallucination abigail are sitting on the floor of hannibal's kitchen

#that scene hurts me so much #the way they comfortingly smile at each other #hurts.

[gaybichon]

this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra

#hell is empty everything is beautiful and nothing hurt ♥️

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

#better call saul #[name rhyme] did someone hurt you? I’ll kill them. I’ll make them suffer. i’ll burn the world down until we are the last 2 in it #local lawyer tag

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS. #BE UGLY #HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF #it's who you are #people are often unflattering and it's genuine #anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself #I like to see how I look when I'm not posing #the dragoon diaries