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Kind of a crack request, but also kind of of fluffy You know the 3.5 scene where Kaeya is in Sumeru? What would happen if the traveller was Kaeya's lover? Partly the letters were tailored because he misses them greatly (despite him being on their team). Lots of kisses and soft talk when they reunite.

Meanwhile Dain just hurled in the bush from the sappiness, this is so much worse then collusion.

Kaeya x Reader .- Reunited at last...

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A/N - Ahhh thank you so much for the request! I hope this is ok, it's not too long but I had some fun writing it and I can always do another part! - Also this is from the perspective of the traveller that isn't lumine/aether!

You held the letter in your hand as you approached the spot in which Kaeya had requested you- It was 5 pm now, and the tavern was alive with customers; many sitting around, drinking, laughing and enjoying each other's company. You surveyed the area, your eyes landing on a table in the corner, seating one distinct customer, “I'll have something I haven't tried yet, boss…” You heard your lover say as you approached the table,

“Um…sorry sir, I'm afraid you've already tried every type of liquor we sell”

“Oh? Well then just the bill please”

“Drinking on the job…? How unprofessional” You stood at the end of the table, smiling lightly at the man in front of you,

“Traveler, my love. Im so glad you could make it” Kaeya stood, a warm smile on his face as he moved to stand next to you, wrapping one arm around your waist and pulling you closer,

“Kaeya, you're really here!” You heard your companion Paimon gasp from next to you, “Paimon half thought you were playing some form of prank on us”

“Come now” He chuckled, “I would never kest about seeing my dear partner now. I was simply in the area and hoped you'd spare the time to see me” He kissed you lightly on the cheek and your smile only grew, “Come now, sit, I'm sure we have much to talk about. How about I get you a drink Y/N” You took the spot next to Kaeya, Paimon infront, you laced your hands together and rested them on the top of the table, waiting for the server to come back so you could order,

“What brings you all the way to Sumeru my love, surely not just to see me” You glance his way, a smirk lifting on your face,

“Oh, I wish that was the case,” He lifted your hand to his lips, placing a soft kiss there, “No, I'm actually here to learn more about the alcohol industry here” The conversation continued, you talked about his reason for arriving, your victories in sumeru and your plans to visit Fontaine now the crisis is quelled. The night grew darker and you rested your head on Kaeyas shoulder, as he softly spoke about Mondstadt to you and your companion, occasionally looking over to place a chase kiss on top of your head. By now, one of his arms was wrapped around your shoulder as he drew you closer to his chest.

“What are your plans for tonight, love, are you staying in the hotel or are you setting off back to Mondstadt?” You looked up at him as you spoke, he chuckled.

“No, I still have a few more places I would like to look into before I depart, perhaps you could keep me company tonight Y/N?” He smirked down at you before leaning down,

“Nope, Na nah, Paimon cannot deal with you two being lovey dovey!” She pointed at you dramatically as you both grinned. Meanwhile, behind the wall concealing your table. A familiar figure stood, eavesdropping on the whole interaction,

“So, that's what has become of the descendent of the Alberich clan…” He shook his head, observing further, “The traveller and an Alberich eh…I really cannot deal with…couples…” He held his breath. Deading to have to go over and sit in front of you two, but he knows he must. He was here for answers after all…

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A/N.- I hope you enjoyed! My requests are still open if anyone wants anything written!

#genshin fanfic #genshin fluff #genshin imagines #genshin impact #kaeya fluff #kaeya alberich #kaeya x reader #kaeya x traveller #genshin x reader #genshin headcanons #sumeru lore #genshin kaeya #genshin

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bananaapplewaffle · 1 year

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Archon Quest: Chapter III: Act VI: Caribert

Let’s fucking go

Who’s asking?

SAKLDJASKLDKJASKLD

NOT ME AND PAIMON SHARING A BRAIN CELL

[email protected]

Oh look at how the letter style has changed

Ain’t no fucking way that he just on a whim set this shit up

ITS A FUCKEN SET UP

Girl Boss? Good god

I fucken knew it

The god’s smile upon shudap

So he’s been here before

Ah so Sumeru is on the way to Mondstadt from wherever the hell Khaenri’ah

GIRL THE SOUND OF FOOTSTEPS

THE SUDDEN SILENCE

IS IT HE

Oh it was after he was taken in

Okay, okay

The mental notes

DO YOU HEAR THAT

ADOPTIVE FATHER

;LASDKASDLKASL;DKADSL;

HUH

WHAT

NEAR SUMERU?????

ASDKL;DAK;LDASLD;KASDASDK

OH NONONO

NOW I'M SCARED FOR 3.6

AND I'M JUST STARTING 3.5

ASKLJD;ASK;ADK;LSLD;SK;ASLDK

ASADSA’;KLASLDK;ASDK;ASKD;AS

ASDKSA;LDK;ASLDKA

HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

YOU’RE FUCKEN LYING

…

Are you saying this so Dain can hear it

Is that what you’re doing?

Define certain things

…

THAT’S HOW YOU SAY ALBERICH

GOD ITS JUST LIKE LUXORD ALL OVER AGAIN

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh wait

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAIN DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONE IN TROUBLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KAEYA IS THE WHO OF THE WHAT

DESCENDANT OF THE ABYSS ORDER FOUNDER

HE WASN’T EVEN AWARE?????

GIRL THE TEA IS PIPPING HOT

At the same time, ain’t no way he didn’t know something

See, he always knows something

…

So wait we got Pure-bloods, now?

So Kaeya could be mixed?

Kaeya you are literally a knight

Man i’m just thinking about all the fanfics that just became an au with this sudden confirmation

Well maybe not

Maybe the king of Khaenri’ah was also the founder of the abyss order

So he’s still a royal somewhere down the line ion

…

Who the fuck is the King then

THE LOOM OF FATE

THAT’S IN THE TRAVELER’S PROFILE

Dain bestie what are you talkin bout

Oh yeah its the abyss order’s thing

GIRL BACK IN MONDSTADT

HELLO??

THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO??

EROSION???

ZHONGLI WAS TALKIN BOUT EROSION

…

I’m gonna kick you

He looks so out of place in all this greenery lol

:) has it not changed

or is this another branch :)

Let Kaeya be around I swear to god

That sounds like a fucking lie but okay

Oh no

Paimon no

We cannot talk about our friendship

Paimon you sometimes say some fucked up shit,

but you are my friend.

WE’RE BRING UP BROTHER

LET ME HEAR HER

LET ME HEAR HERRRRR

SHE COULDA SAID THIS HYV

SHE COULDA SAID ALL OF THIS

HUH

PAIMON YOU UNDERSTAND

WHO WERE YOU SEPARATED FROM

…

No Paimon why are you taking first watch

WHAT THE FUCK DO Y’ALL NOT WANT ME TO KNOW

Oh hey we have actual colored elements in the loading screen

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAIMON DAIN

Why did we sleep on the floor and not the bed in the house

WHERE THE FUCK IS PAIMON

AND WHY AM I SO OUT OF IT

OH NO BABY GIRL CRIED OVER AETHER LAST NIGHT

Y’ALL WILL REUNITE

WHERE IS PAIMON

THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN ASKING LUMINE

WHO THE FUCK IS IN THE HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY LOCKED ME OUT OF THE MENU BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE PAIMON WITH ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I CAN’T SWITCH CHARACTERS

I WANTED BARBARA IN THE TEAM BUT I GUESS WE’RE GOING FULL ATTACK THEN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE

DAWG ION WANNA OPEN THE LEAVES

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

GIRL

ITS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE FUCKING HERALDS

SASADKAS;DAS;LKDLASDK

THE EYES

THE EYES OF KHAENRI’AH

…

Why are you talking like this

Who ever is on the mic needs to swallow the spit in their mouth good goodness

Put yo hands on me, I dare you

Kill him

He has to die, Lumine.

I am strictly morally gray!

So I’m peeking in the room

That’s a fucking Hilichurl on the bed

So he’s been trying to heal them…

OH NO

Ooh

I can choose

Fuck these gods.

Well…I can’t say that since we are friends with all the gods we’ve met depsite things.

SO I GUESS I’LL GO FRIENDSHIP ROUTE

Hello, Eide.

Damn, so they dropped the cataclysm and then the gods were like

“That’s not enough.”

Curses with immortality

So souls are affected by erosion…?

…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“PURE-BLOOD” KHAENRI’AHNS WERE CURSED WITH IMMORTALITY

BUT THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO JUST WENT THERE TO LIVE LIFE WERE CURSED INTO BECOMING HILICHURLS

THAT’S FUCKED UP DAWG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIS SON

HE WAS A NOBLE

WHAT

A MONDSTADT WOMAN

OH WAIT

THE TITLE OF THIS IS CARIBERT

Also resending what I said before, Kaeya is in fact a “pure-blood”

That had to fucking hurt

To see that happen

Where

Where is Eide

ALSO

WHERE THE FUCK ARE PAIMON AND DAIN

I would like to go to the Royal Library of Khaenri’ah

I would take the time to get real close to my screen and read every single book obtained from there

Eide is still gone btw

…

Every. Single. Time.

A post from a year ago.

My head is in my hands

Why does the mushroom looked fucked up

Okay but what kind of mushroom is that

This man is still gone

ASAD;LSADKL;ASDK

WAIT

THE SHIT JUST

GIRL

MY SHIT JUST RELOADED

I'M BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCENE

Okay everything worked out and he’s back!

What

I mean

I already have the power of dendro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CAN’T JUST TELEPORT

This is not what you say to get what you want

Bro just lie

Ion think its got shit to do with the Seven tbh

It was someone higher up who had the issue

…

I better not come back to the Hilichurl being dead I swear to god

God this is so fucked

Lumine being reminded that the gods are fucked

Oh no

They’re Philosopher Stone Mushrooms

Fertilizer he says

It doesn’t look like it but shitt might be

Oh no…

This is toward the Chasm…

Where they go to die

Where the fuck are Dain and Paimon btw

What the fuck is going on

Changed my Party Setup, Babs is back

LUMINE

LUMINE MY BELOVED

YES SAY MORE

SAY MORE

…where the fuck dawg

Okay but the music is popping

Lumine sounds spooked

Understandable tho

Now I’m just staring at the statues wondering why their faces have been hacked off

OH NO

HOW DOES HE NOT LOOK LIKE HE’S FROM THE ABYSS ORDER??

AN AUDIENCE WITH WHO?

TRAIL OF DESTINY

Oh I fucked up if I needed Pyro

Nope Fischl did just fine

Hello?

…

Did you just fall in love, Eide?

What is going on?

Ion like that laugher

He did not btw

He is simply just like this

What the fuck

What the fuck is this thing

Who the fuck was the Grand Thief

Ah them

WELL

WE ALL SEEN THIS COMING

INSIDE MY FUCKING HEAD

HELLO

WHO IS THIS

A SINNER

HELLO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

OH NO I GOTTA FIGHT HIS ASS

Okay but was there not someone there

HELLO???

THE CHILD IS AWAKE

ION TRUST NONE OF THIS SHITT

And this is why you should have never done this

Ignorance is Bliss

Okay, Caribert

Take of your mask

I need to know what’s behind it

Is it like the ribbon around the girls’ necks from Wolf Among Us

AYO SPEAKING OF THAT GAME

When is 2 coming out?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE DAIN AND PAIMON

It was the Zeroth God

I decided to go back and talk to Caribert

Nice lad

ITS GONE

We sure will see it again

Will it come

Nope no laughter as we leave

NOW CARIBERT’S GOING TOO

HE’S ABOUT TO GO TAKE OFF HIS MASK

OOOO

YEP

THE FUCKING MIRORR

WHAT DID HE SEE

WAIT

THE MIRROR

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

I CAN’T KEEP BEING RIGHT

WE ARE ON ANOTHER BRANCH OR SOME SHIT

That looks like he placed it but okay

Girl don’t be the victim

Ay ay ay relax

Before you transform

Who the fuck is that

Sounds like Goku

Girl shut up

AOSDAS;LDKLAS;D

ITS THE FUCKING PLACE

FROM THE TRAILER

WHAT THE FUCK

I took a shit ton of screenshots

WHAT

HELLO

OH NO

DEFINE TRUE IDENTITY

BITCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE FUCKING

BP BALLAD

THAT VENTI TELLS US EVERY FUCKING TIME

WE ARE THE ROYALS

A SERVANT

YOU RAGGEDY BITCH

CHLOTHAR YOU HOE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHLOTHAR ALBERICH

AINT NO FUCKING WAY DAWG

WELL SHIT

FUCK ME THEN

My hands hurt from the punching I was just doing

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

BECOME WHAT

WHAT

THE LOOM OF FATE

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT OTHER SHIT

HELLO

PRINCE

MY NAME IS LUMINE

MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/THEY

I WAS FUCKING AAAAAAAAAA

APOLLO

BY THE POWER OF FUCKING WAKING

ONCE AGAIN

I IMPLORE YOU TO PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS

I better not be fucking right

YEP

I FUCKEN KNEW IT

I fucking knew the mushrooms were red for a reason

I fucking knew it

Lumine after going through something traumatic:

Dain:

Define he

Aether he?

Or Kaeya he?

GIRL THE FUCKING VOICE HE

SO ITS SOMEBODY THO

OKAY

ALRIGHT

WILL IT BETTER FUCKING BE RIGHT NEXT TIME DAIN

I CANNOT WAIT

OH I KNOW WHO IT IS

ITS FUCKING XEHANORT

THIS MFKER HAS PLANNED FOR EVERY EVENTUALITY

PACK IT THE FUCK UP Y’ALL

I really did miss you Paimon

I couldn’t even go in my menu

Um so

That was it

They really should pick this back up in 3.6

Or else :)

Ending pending…

Please be prepared for more hurt.

#this was a ride y'all #waffle plays #waffle plays genshin #genshin impact 3.5 #genshin archon quest spoilers

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