#I am technologically illiterate

[monsterslament]

hello gang i have a quastion. how do i make one of those tumblr about pages that dont show up on the blog but are still by the blog is it like. posting it privately? what do you do ty <3

#i am technologically illiterate

[moomeecore]

so. how exactly does one get a consol emulator? 👀 like, specifically one that will let me play stray on...honestly any of my devices. i want to play it so bad, but i don't have playstation or windows?? i also know Nothing about video game consoles. i have a switch & a chromebook laptop, & have access to an xbox 360. someone please help me i want to play this game sm 🥺

#i am technologically illiterate #ESPECIALLY when it comes 2 video games #but i want to be a caaatttt #text

[cologona]

Jason pretending to be a caricature of himself to see how inept/evil his family seriously believes him to be. Yes Tim I am going to kill babies to help poor people that is a real plan I have that I am going to do. Also help me change my Facebook status.

No one ever questions it though, and eventually it just becomes something he does- a defense mechanism. Bruce’s rejection, Dick’s barbs when he loses his cool, the others’ well-meaning comments and dismissals.. they can’t hurt him as much if they don’t really know him.

#Jason never tells anyone about Sheila and why the fuck would he #jason todd #this was initially a reaction to yet another technology-illiterate Jason post but it turned into angst because I am predictable

[klanced]

I see where you're coming from, but also blorbo is different to everyone and we all had different experiences. I was in voltron but pidge was my blorbo, not lance, so I rarely saw him. And then I saw Yuuri everywhere whether I wanted to or not. Also, polls are not about accuracy, as much as we might think they should be. Life is a popularity contest. 🩵💙🩵💙🩵

my blorbo rankings contain multitudes. however, i am cognizant enough to recognize two things:

while lance is not my specific blorboest blorbo, i still rank him to be a more iconic blorbo than yuri. and so my vote for lance is still valid.

this poll is about most iconic blorbo. i like keith and allura more than i like lance, but i firmly believe that lance is voltron's most iconic character. i define "iconic" based on the following criteria: a) canon material; b) fandom experience and reaction; and c) impact on outsiders (the "did i see this character everywhere" standard). i heavily value points in the (b) category over points for (a) and (c).

lance's canon material sucks ass. however, the fandom's ability to 1) go crazy over lance anyway, and then 2) ability to extrapolate so heavily, insist on digging so deeply, and create so genuinely is impressive to me. and also incredibly hilarious. this is why i made the toxic iconity argument: i deeply respect the daily battles lance stans fought, both between themselves/the wider voltron fandom, and the constant enduring sisyphus-level uphill battle against the quality of the canon material. lance stans were able to create everything out of veritable nothingness, and i believe that deserves to be commemorated.

#i had to go straight to a zoom meeting without getting breakfast so i am crabby. sorry in advance anon. #someone sent an ask in about this that basically said 'the 'i saw x everywhere but not y therefore x over y' argument is stupid #'because tumblr is all about curating your own personal experience' #WHICH EXACTLYYYYYYYY. EXACTLY. #like sure being able to say 'my technologically illiterate dying grandmother praised lance voltron unprompted at the breakfast table' #would certainly be a compelling factoid. a seemingly 'objective' proof of lance voltron's widespread popularity. #but it's also... everything i'm positing is rooting in a biased perspective. #but evaluating (c) outsider impact requires 1) neutrally recognizing actual impact and 2) fairly attributing a correct level of impact #it's not a zero sum game ffs. i also saw yuri everywhere in 2016. it can be mutually true that both yuri and lance were popular characters. #what it really comes down to is which character you more personally value and care about more #so that's why i don't reallyyyyy gaf about the 'i saw goody proctor with the devil (fandom metrics)' argument #ask #anonymous

[pushing500]

Hey, have you ever come across an issue in rimworld where a child is just born, but their body isn’t attached to their head? Do you have an idea how to fix that?

I've noticed lately that sometimes Marty Night Stalker crawls around the colony with no head at all, just a weird bean-shaped body, until I zoom waaaay in on him. Then his head comes back.

Unfortunately, I don't know how to fix it or stop it from happening, so instead, I just chuckle at it and imagine it's the incomprehensible cosmic horrors of the cult messing with my eyes.

If anybody knows a fix for the headless-baby issue, please do let me (and this lovely Anon) know <3 <3

#asks #rimworld #gracie plays #rimworld bugs #I am sadly too technologically illiterate to know much about bug fixing I'm afraid #I just shrug and try to ignore it or pretend it's a feature #Hopefully someone else can chip in with a solution though! #thanks for the ask!! #have an awesome day! xoxo

[theangrypomeranian]

fellow fic authors, where and how do you make your gorgeous collages for your fics? I want to try to make them for mine but I have no idea what to do lol

#pom ponders #writing stuff #fanfic #fanfic picture collage #i wanna join in on the trend it looks so fun #but i am technologically illiterate lol

[deep-hearts-core]

@swarmkeepers ask and ye shall receive... tumblr won't let me add videos to reblogs i guess, so sad

[video: my cat climbs onto the counter, walks around the kitchen sniffing aggressively, while i ask him what is he doing and does he want to eat fish. then he jumps off and gets stuck in the radiator cover and i tell him that it's so hard to be a kitty isn't it.]

[image: post from me, "do you guys want to see a video of my cat", followed by reply from sezruedotter, "ALWAYS"]

#shispeak #kitty! #prays very much that this video works i am a little bit technologically illiterate today specifically #context for this: ate mini croissant tuna sandwich from our next door neighbor's orthodox christmas party for breakfast #and That Kitty Wanted Fish #he like never goes on the counter ever it was an out of the ordinary occurrence for him

[whimseee]

how the hell do I convert an mp4 to mp3 without downloading a virus :’(

#genuine question! I am technologically illiterate and this project is due tomorrow :( #whimsical.txt

[girlwithfish]

thats how i felt w my mom trying to buy movie tickets online on her phone and it took her like 20min total

#i told him im like a boomer but im not as bad as actual boomers but i am kind of slow w technology #but not that slow where im like illiterate in using a computer #but idk hdmi stuff and tv shit confuses me sometimes id make my ex set all that shit up LMFAOOO #it was so funny cuz i think he found it annoyingcuz he commented on it once saying i could help him for once #Like girlie i was doing 80% MAYBE 90% of the house chores when we lived together u can set up the damn tv and playstation tbh #Anyway w my man rn cuz hes comp sci core and also a gamer he always sets up everything when were hashtah gaming lmfaoo #or when were tryig to plau celeste together and hell tell me what to click and its confusing cuz he does like modded and also hooks up a #controller for me and all this shit idk im just clicking buttons

[jackyfalahees]

Good afternoon, Camelot fans

#how are we doing today? #clearly I am the most normal person alive today #this took fifteen minutes to make cause im technologically illiterate #was the team Arthur tag necessary? yes #camelot musical #amanda speaks #Camelot

[macaron-n-cheese]

The 1776 album

The Egg after Momma Look Sharp:

Is Anybody There after Molasses to Rum:

#1776 #1776 musical #Youtube #my bi-yearly contribution to the 1776 fandom /hj #I am too technologically illiterate to make the edit myself

[moomeecore]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

this link just took me to an app called eplay? i do not know what this is

#keep in mind i am. very technologically illiterate

[skelavender]

it just took me 20 minutes to add a SINGLE link to ao3 UGH

#perhaps i am technologically illiterate #.txt #my silly little online diary

[dinobot]

ive never done any coding/homebrew stuff but it doesnt seem...TOO hard

#for such a big robots fan i am technologically illiterate

[thejeffersonianinstitute]

Brennan and Angela accidentally getting high is funny asf

The official statement put forward by the Jeffersonian is that everyone in our staff is extremely competent and does their job responsibly, and does not operate under the influence of illegal substances while clocked in. I am not being held at gun point by the PR manager.

-The Official Jeffersonian Social Media Account

#help #the gun is actually a letter of termination #she loves me too much to fire me though #even if I make her life much harder #the jeffersonian #the jeffersonian social media team #bones 2005 #bones tv show #temperance brennan #angela montenegro #bones (2005) #the pr manager is secretly in love with me #yes you are #don't deny it Sharon #no get away from my keybrofdo #how do I delete these things.I AM NOTT in love with them.!! this is extremely unprofessional. #(the pr manager is so cute when she's illiterate at technology <3) #secret tags brought to you by the social media supervisor

[going-to-superhell]

Aha, why yes I am a IT professional (Did website design for a semester in year 10 and barely passed, was average in IT in year 7 and 8, has no clue what i'm doing with a computer)

#me when I fix a tech issue #i am technologically illiterate lol #i mean i guess i'm doing better than some people #unintelligible gremlin noises