#I killed them :(

[noomycatz]

new film theory out gyuys

#solarballs #film theory #i killed them #earth

[anonbinaryweirdo]

did I scare yui off with their own memory

#they DIED #I KILLED THEM

[dr-skazka]

I just wanted to make a funny little bj joke about a reel I found on IG 😭😭😭

Now the spots Server in shambles and I made this abomination of DICK FART-

So ya all get cursed with it too!!

🔞MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!🔞

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💜 Fandom: Across the spiderverse

💜 Pairing: reader x Johnathon Ohnn (short Drabble)

💜 Warnings: attempted nsfw, blowjow, Dick fart, yes his dick farts when he cums, it’s a curse.

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Johnathon threw his head back, his mouth hanging open as whiny, needy moans passed his lips.

The hand in your hair started to tighten as Johns moans raised in pitch.

You were making an absolute mess of him, hands pinning him down by the soft flesh of his thighs as you booped your head up and down on his dick, swirling your tongue over the very sensitive head.

His plush chest was heaving with every needy breath he took, forcing out sweet and desperate noises with every exhale.

“*Pleasepleaseplease don’t stop, ah mhm~ so so good..*”

His little noises were driving you insane, prompting you to take him fully.

Your nose made contact with the little tray of hair that rested at the base of his dick, your throat spasm and pulsing around the full length of Johns dick, ripping a whiny high bitched moan from him.

You took his balls into your hand as you massages them, John let out stringy moans and whimpers, babbling out words that were not English.. or any other language at that.

You felt how Johnathon came closer and closer to the edge, you softly graced your teeth along his dick and he-

*PFFFFBBBRERRRR* Johnathon let out a loud, whiny moan while you half choked on his dick whole white ropes of cum shot down your throat, pulling yourself off of him as his dick makes a sound that’s similar to a deflating Ballon. Or more like a fart. You looked up at him, his face red as a stop sign while he tries to hide his face behind his arm.

“John.“ he winces, „What the fuck was that?“ John bites his lower lip before responding softly. „It does that sometimes..“

“Youre dick fucking FARTS?? And you didn’t mean to tell me BEFOREHAND??“ he lets out a broken moan as your fingers dig into the flesh of his thigh.“T-the one’s before never complained.. I-I thought it’s normal… they all seemed to like it…“ „yeah I’m sorry hun… but I don’t think I can stay with.. *that*-„

#kill me #shoot me #idc just take me out sosbsisksi #this is such a curse #Johnathon Ohnn #Johnathon Ohnn x reader #reader #the spot #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #ATSV #what have I done #smut #dick fart #there is no god #i killed them

[titan-god-helios]

who could’ve fucking guessed i’d get extremely dysphoric from the transphobic comment section of a fucking video about twitter’s name change to x ????

#i should’ve known better than to look at the comments on that one #so many transphobes #like fuck you mean “real name” my name is my real name #and if you call my deadname you’re speaking to a dead person #i killed them #they live in a better place now #tw transphobes #tw transphobia

[archibaldtuttle]

Forgot earbuds before going to a cafe event, 12 dead, 639 injured

#I killed them

[brokenstar-s]

My bloodlust has been satisfied

I've done it. There's no going back now

#i killed them #their gone #apart of the plot now #i now shall live in fear with how this will effect the readers

[yubsie]

Having to write the chatper of the Shatterpoint Order AU where Alderaan goes boom was REALLY unfortunate timing with my current Organa hype...

#shatterpoint order au #i did it #i killed them #but i took no pleasure in it

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement. #anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise. #your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.) #in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

[thebestestdancers]

why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.

#this is vaguely worded except the first part because ive seen thsi sentiment time and time again #when the trans genocide began everyoen started blaming trans peopel for living in florida isntead of the people making it unlivable #every timw a cop kills a person of color everyones told to just move somewehre w better cops (doesnt exist) > #< rather rhan examine who gave the cops such pwoer and what use the cops are anyways #i know its rasier to blame the victims of this kind of thing. the oppressors deisgn it taht way and encourage that sentiment #but oleeeeeease im begging u. navajo peopel should not just give up their reservation bc it sucks. whyd the us put them there?

[stil-lindigo]

when people reblog donation posts and say "donate what you can", I really feel like people aren't actually internalising it. not all of us can afford to donate $50, $100, more than that. but i know for a fact that there are thousands of us that can spare $2 or $5, and that all adds up.

it hurts so much to sit here and feel the limits of our own ability. we're not millionaires. we can't instantly fund these escape attempts. but these are bids for life, by people who never asked for the hellfire being rained upon them by sadistic colonialists, greedy for oil and land. they committed no crime other than being born in palestine. and of course it's unfair, to have to shoulder the weight of people's lives when we're all struggling to get by as it is. but our governments relentlessly fail us, they fail to scrape at the bottom of their cold dead hearts for their last dregs of humanity. it is so, so unfair, but it is up to the common man to save each other.

please. look at this spreadsheet. find a fund that resonates with you. and DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.

#i dont know what else to say anymore #i just want all of them to survive #theres truly nothing that could justify this ongoing genocide #and it kills me. that global pushback is so pathetic. gutless and meandering #free palestine #palestine #fuck zionism #fuck israel #we will see an end to zionism and israel within our lifetimes #i might be suicidal but im not dying before i see netanyahu get what he fucking deserves #donation post

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[exsanguinatedboar]

the crew reacting to the Barn Incident

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale #karlach #lae'zel #shadowheart #wyll #i know im missing companions but this is all i have/i killed one of them oop

[calypsolemon]

one of the funniest things about becoming an adult is realizing that adults were not being fun-killers when they looked at your favorite snack and went "eugh, too much sugar for me." Your body genuinely just stops being able to process sugary shit as well and it starts tasting super gross and making you feel like you have to puke after a couple of bites. it does kind of suck but the tradeoff is you get more sensitive to complex tastes so all the fancy desserts that never really made any sense to you suddenly start becoming really appealing.

#like most of my previously favorite candies are just like. too much now i dont like them #but on the flipside I KILL for a good tiramisu

[shesnake]

the problem with mainstream fictional media today is it is predominantly made for people who don't like fictional media all that much

#pandemic really killed normie hobbies 😪 why are some of you still watching tv go outside i promise you'll love it #lockdowns created a bigger market for stream bingeing and they're still trying to hang onto them!!

[forgetful-nerd]

The real reason we’ll never get another Turtles Forever is because if these three met then they would absolutely destroy everything in their paths.

Also they’d verbally eradicate any villain’s self esteem in like 10 seconds.

#god I want a turtles forever 2 so badly #I’d kill to see this trio come about #I imagine them as that really catty group of girls that would just tear down everyone that crosses them #the frienemies relationship these three would have would give me life #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #2012 raph #tmnt crossover #rise donnie #2003 mikey #2003 michelangelo #rise donatello #2003 tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #2012 raphael #raphael #tmnt donatello #donatello #michelangelo #mikey #raph #rottmnt donnie #donnie