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playername-player-of-games · 3 months

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*cracks knuckles* 🐈🐾🌷🌍🎼💡🐠🥕🔮▶️🚪⛏ ... 👀?

i forgor i reblogged that pho jumpscare hi hello sjdkfldsjf

🐈 Favourite cat colour (1.14)?

Jellie :), ragdoll and tabby!

🐾 Favourite passive mob?

axolotls, bees, mooshrooms, squids + glowsquids :), tropical fish, frogs, striders, allays

🌷Favourite flower?

lilies and azure bluets and the swamp orchids yesyes

🌍 Favourite biome?

roofed/dark oak forests!

🎼 Favourite Music disc?

strad !!

💡What is your preferred source of lighting?

froglights 😎👍 < voice of an utterly deranged man, (/silly)

(lanterns and shroomlights are my beloved but realistically i just torchspam sjdfklsj)

🐠 Do you have a favourite tropical fish?

all of them. they are my friends (kob and flopper and usually when they're pink and/or yellow mmhmm)

🥕 Do you have a favourite crop?

i love massive wheat fields i think they're really pretty !!

🔮 Do you tend to enchant things? What are your favourite enchantments?

I AM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT ENCHANTING. (/pos) get me an exp farm and i will max out any and all of your tools please please please give me your armor you can trust me with your armor i prommy,

i play with. pirate speak. "blunderbuss busting" is such a fun one. instead of depth strider you get "mermaid legs". aqua affinity is "rudder lover". i am begging you to play with minecraft pirate speak,

▶️ Do you watch any minecraft YouTubers?

looks at the camera like im in the office (/lh yes i do <3)

🚪 Favourite door or trap doors?

spruce, mangrove, cherry

⛏ Favourite building block?

TUFF AND COPPER MY BELOVEDS. THE 1.21 UPDATE IS FOR ME SPECIFICALLY (REAL)(NOT CLICKBAIT)

#asks #ask game #aerie chatter #pho beloved

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silkscream · 2 years

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73 questions

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? 6-7. mostly because i'm moving into a new apartment

describe yourself in a hashtag? #godsfavorite

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? tom.

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? "a descent into madness!"

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? i write spider-man fanfic.

what’s your wake up ritual? LOL i don’t really have one. i’m on my phone for too long and then i do my skincare routine and make coffee

what’s your go to bed ritual? do my skincare routine, read a book or some bullshit on my phone, do the every variation of the wordle after midnight, sleep

what’s your favorite time of day? evenings

your go to for having a good laugh? tiktok

dream country to visit? japan!

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? umm the mere notion of being loved is a surprise to me every day

heels or flats/sneakers? sneakers

vintage or new? vintage

who do you want to write your obituary? my best friend

style icon? hunter schafer

what are three things you cannot live without? my phone, my partner, and pho

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? GARLIC

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? that sounds terrifying. maybe the spidey trio?

what’s your biggest fear in life? feeling useless or not enriched by my life

window or aisle seat? window!

what’s your current tv obsession? russian doll s2

favorite app? tumblr

secret talent? i can do a rly good australian accent imo

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? copious amounts of drugs

how would you define yourself in three words? hot, deranged, creative

favorite piece of clothing you own? rn i think it’s these black cargo pants from everlane

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? plain ribbed tank

a superpower you would want? teleportation

what’s inspiring you in life right now? my desire to outlive elon musk

best piece of advice you’ve received? "this probably won’t be the worst feeling you’ll ever have” lol

best advice you’d give your teenage self? it’s not that deep. also, look into that individuality complex and turn yourself into a character instead of hiding away from everyone.

a book everyone should read? no one is talking about this by patricia lockwood

what would you like to be remembered for? i just want to be remembered bro

how do you define beauty? who cares <3

what do you love most about your body? my hair

best way to take a rest/decompress? listen to music, do puzzles

favorite place to view art? in a museum or diy space

if your life was a song, what would the title be? born in flames

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? guitar

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? i want a thigh tattoo

dolphins or koalas? koalas literally fuck dolphins

what’s your spirit animal? a rabbit

best gift you’ve ever received? my macbook. someone else’s shirt just because i said i liked it one time. i can’t wear it anymore tho

best gift you’ve given? probably a shirt i hand-sewed

what’s your favorite board game? does bananagrams count

what’s your favorite color? red

least favorite color? teal

diamond or pearls? pearls if they’re freshwater

drugstore makeup or designer? both

blow-dry or air-dry? air-dry

pilates or yoga? yoga

coffee or tea? coffee

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? bamboozle

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? dark

stairs or elevators? elevators

summer or winter? summer

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? tacos

a dessert you don’t like? sugar cookies are fooking disgusting

a skill you’re working on mastering? french

best thing to happen to you today? my bf bought be a croissant

worst thing to happen to you today? The World

best compliment you’ve ever received? probably something about my writing

favorite smell? amber, bergamot, citrus

hugs or kisses? hugs

if you made a documentary, would it be about? tiktok brainrot

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? everything everywhere all at once

lipstick or lipgloss? lipstick

sweet or savory? savory

girl crush? zendaya, several tiktok girls lmfaooo

how do you know your in love? when you have your own language

a song you can listen to on repeat? change in the house of flies by deftones

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? some billionaire so i could do something insane. maybe kendall jenner or someone

what are you most excited for about this time in your life? literally getting a couch

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neverendingparable · 1 year

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💕 - Whichever ship you feel like talking about :D

@parables-for-days

Send "💕" to find out how my muse met their crush/partner!

"So you know how I and the Grimdarks don't get along at all because I think they're shitty people and they are too weak to handle my sexy Maso vibes? Also you'd think after all that torture shit from Alice, I'd have the common sense to stay away from her and her deranged girlfriend. But! I wasn't really in my right mind and I had Calypso hanging around." Maso's recounting the story while he and Thursday sit on his bed of stuffies, the shitty slasher move on mute in the background.

"Caly and I picked up a weird signal coming from the grimdarks one day - not any signal, but one from The Antagonist himself! I wanted to meet that guy for suuuch a long time and having him so close, I couldn't risk letting my chance get away. It turned out he was in the Dreamland, which is exactly what it sounds like. You have to be asleep to enter it, Melissa of course is a lot better at it than I am. She knocked me out and sent me to where Phobos was lurking around."

At this point Maso hesitates. It's been so long but this particular part of the memory still disturbs him. It disturbed him back then.

"There was a little girl in the dream. It was her dream, I think. Scarlett Smiley. She had been kidnapped by Doctor Money. Something was really off about her. After I watched her nightmares, I managed to take a bit of her despair away with the help of Calypso. But she changed, and I dont think it was her who was speaking anymore. Like there was something else inside of her, yknow? Someone else. Phobos woke her up though and I never really found out what happened to her afterwards. I did send someone to go check on her once I woke up too.

Anyway, though. Back to our love story! After gushing over Phobos and all, I tried to get him to show me to his torture Office. When he refused I tried to make him a deal. And eventually we agreed on one: I break up with Calypso and he becomes my new best friend.

Now, you can probably imagine what I was thinking. A masochist, about to become BFFs with the most notorious torturer in the Office! But Phos had other plans. He was nice to me. Petted my hair. Healed my injuries. Put me in a bath. Washed my fucking hair. Can you believe the audacity? That ass!" Maso laughs at the memory; he had really acted like an unhappy cat, hissing and fighting Phos every step of the way.

"And the rest you know! That's how I met Phobos and won his heart~ I'm 90% sure it was my really bad attempt at rapping that made him start to like me."

#parables for days #asks #ask memes #the masochist #phosmo

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y-cherries · 3 years

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⚜️ I’ll make him pray ⚜️

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daireannx · 4 years

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can i say i just love your interpretation of shattered phos (not sure if u personally call them that) specially how you draw their mouth and expressions

Aaaaaaah thank you so muuuuuch! Yeah shattered Phos is a nice name, I called them deranged Phos on ig yesterday~

#its fun to draw them like this

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raptorreels · 6 years

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Deliver Us From Evil (2014)

a note from the future: more like deliver us from this script. If I had to endure this movie, you have to read about me enduring this movie

also good ol gore warning and one pic of a pretty gross dead cat prop becasue the FX department were the only people who did some fucking work on this movie that is in any way effective

Gotta love how every possession movie since the exorcist insists on having a backstory scene in the Middle East.

Someone fire the sound editor please.

That is zero percent how emt's work

It's not just the start scene. Somebody should seriously have cut the Blatty estate a fcking check for this

Gotta love this complex cinematic language. You know it's a bad neighborhood when they make fingerguns at you and the women are wearing tiny shorts. Such bad. Much decay.

Your radar is gay.

Wow this must be fiction, there's an immediate and effective response to domestic violence and the victim isn't coverin for the abuser.

“that's enough for christ's sake this isn't batman” CALLED OUT, BRUCE. Yeah geeze guy put on some bat ears before you beat the shit out of suspects

you know he's Intense because he owns a punching bag and it's Worn. Definitely intensity and not a sign you spent a whole fifteen dollars at the goodwill.

What kind of weirdo gets a shot of whiskey in the middle of a run???? Introducing: the weirdest alocholic.

Oh nooo it's a menacing owl.

For a big budget movie, this shit watches like something a film student put together while hungover for a last-minute participation grade in a contest of how many half-baked cliches they can sew together.

Alcoholic jogger is a jesuit. Hokay then.

This is so. Badly. Written. Like not even at the plot level, just at the everyday klunky ass 'noone on god's green earth speaks like that' level. And there hasn't been a decent extra yet.

The only good thing about this movie are the references. The Doors, Larry Byrd and the Addams Family already.

These guys are terrible cops. Fucking calling people whackjobs to their faces, fucking assholes. And calling everybody whackjobs too, not just the clearly drug addicts. Like no bro their house got broken into that's not crazy. Fuck off.

“You wanna read him his rights or shoot him while he's down.” funny line, made funnier by my desperation to enjoy SOMETHING about this movie other than eric bana's pleasantly handsome face.

Yeah leave your partner alone in the creepy basement, that's both procedure and always ends we

i'm not a doctor but that doesn't look great

gaaaaaaaaaaaasp not someone wearing a hoodie in the fall. Real sinister intent there.

Ok from personal experience, moble radios pic up weird static all the time

WELL THEN. and okay i also had to cap this because it’s a great fucking creepy prop, and i can’t believe it got wasted on this shitty as movie.

this guy is cute but he can. Not. Act. Bana is phoing it in half the time too, which I cannot blame him for, this script is a total fucking disaster. From a wtf-ass plot all the way down to wtf-is-this-dialogue. It's like they shredded the pilot scripts of a hundred dumb horror tv shows, threw in a buddy cop comedy and just taped together any line that immediately made a normal human roll their eyes.

Drank TWO QUARTS of paint thinner. Jesus christ.

Well at least they have the dysfnctional cop homelife down. Insert bitter authorial cops-kid laugh.

Could they really not afford any decent fill cast???? none can deliever a line without it sounding like telepromted BS

“a combat videographer”

sure let's run through the stock creepy sound loops, regardless of whether it makes sense. Everything is creepy if you turn off the lights, right?

“upstairs is for the disturbed, down here is for the dangerous and deranged” that is. Zero percent how it works.

When you stick your arm in the crazy chick's cell, you don't get to be shocked when she tries to bite it off. Also, with all the biting that goes in this movie you would think it would turn out to Mean Something. It does not. We get closeups for it for no fucking reason at all.

Rough and tumble street cop recognizes latin immediately when he hears it. Shit son I took latin for three years and I couldn't pick it up like that.

“they might kill me slowly but they won't kill me fast” I feel that

“persian pictographs” you couldn't even be assed to find some, those are literally egyptian

this movie is just. It's so bad.

I can't.

“i don't wanna talk abou it” you JUTS SAID you thought something was wrong!!! with you!!! how is that NOT an invitation/request to talk about it???? ffs

well that's not great

“those who are suspetable become possessed” by seeing some bad dog latin and cribbed ancient egyptian? No discussion of what susptible means, either. Fuck world building, we stumble through this bullshit plot like men.

I always deeply dislike the “serious evil has no rhym or reason” bullshit it doesn't

oh look, the partner reappears. Now taking bets on his remaining lifespan.

What child has EVER enarestly earned a fucking jakc in the box

“do you have a crucifix in your home?” “we're italian, what do you think?” is THAT the fucking accent you were doing? Fuck I thought that was some bad third generation irish-american shit.

You gonna get eat by a demon and you still can't talk about your feels? Big. Mood.

His magic power is literally that he can hear the soundtrack.

Guys guys. Guys it's a CLOWN jack in the box. Literally WHAT CHILD????????

gotta give it up to the FX folks at least, they're the only ones who showed up to work for this movie:

man the reports this guy files must be great. I once filled out five pages of explanation about having to replace a blown tire, I don't even wanna think about what cops who leave the scenes of crime scenes they just called in have to file.

Nice of the cinamatographer to finally show up to work

“well do the exorcism now” “what the fuuuuck” giggles

and now we pretend we aren't the exorcist again. Badly.

“god knows your name, knows your number.” your.....number???

“oh. My. Fuck.” at least we get a realistic response to an exorcism from an onlooker. And oh, I know what you're thinking. Surely this guy watching will be relevant to the plot. Does the demon jump into him? Is he the after-credits scare? Will he later get this cop in trouble for this unauthorized shit? N o p e. It's just a fucking thing that exists to pad out this excerable script.

That's not the Clash, that's The Doors. (this movie doesn't deserve a better joke)

qick and dirty exorcisms, five minutes or less

that movie was so. Bad. Eric Bana you failed me.

#Deliver Us From Evil #Deliver Us From Evil (2014)#i fucking suffered for this movie #also put this on the wrong blog #ffs i'm useless

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shadynachoreview-blog · 7 years

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Número Quatro

Is it wrong that I assume a date is over when we finish dinner? I guess I have been so used to going to bed at 1600 that anything after 2200 seems like an ungodly hour to be out. Also doesn't help that I was suffering from the plague and probably the flu. But let's be honest, being sick does not change a thing other than me being able to (still & acceptingly) dodge a kiss. Of course we have all had the conversation with ourselves about what foods are appropriate to eat in front of your date for obvious reasons (not looking like a deranged giraffe), and then you have a mental idea of what you can appropriately order. Well, I threw all that out the window when I agreed to have the soup sent from the God's called Pho. I would like to offer a very generous reward of $38.64 and a box of Timbits to the person that can start & finish a bowl of pho solely with chopsticks. So, after failing miserably not only in front of the date but also the entire restaurant, my date graciously asked for an actual utensil for me to finish my meal (otherwise we seriously would have been there until the next High School Musical was produced). I keep telling myself that 2017 needs to be filled with adventures and crazy stories, so when he suggested an after dinner activity, how could I resist? As I got dropped off at the end of the evening, I realized that it wasn't even that late and that it was an awesome night filled with coughing fits, laughter and the sharing of slightly embarrassing stories (but always remember that you should never reveal you're really embarrassing stories until you are married for at least three and a half years, universal rule). That's all for this time, farewell my loves! Your neighborhood good girl, Ava xoxo

#date #wentdecent #stagefive #bye #howbowdah

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