#I mean Jodie Foster

[felsicveins]

Demon heritage giveth and demon heritage taketh away

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads glenn close #dndads glenn #dndads spoilers #dndads fanart #dndads odyssey #glenn close #jodie foster #dndads jodie #dndads taylor swift #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #nick close #nick foster #dndads nick #you mess with da bull you get tha horns #homestuck permeates my life #i mean okay you have characters with horns what did you think would happen

[milktrician]

ok anthony.

#dndads #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #dndads jodie foster #scam likely #scam actually #hermie unworthy #hey guys i havent posted art in a bit....aaaaand post- #i have to include another line that indicated brothers between glenn and jodie maybe #ill update the chart in a bit im still fucking reeling from this episode #dndads spoilers #means something for that fic i wrote a while back but thats alternate timeline jodie and glenn ayo #ACTUALLY THIS EPISODE MEANS A LOT FOR THE FUCKING ATMOD FIC I WAS WRITING.

[citruscore]

clapping and cheering and skipping around bc my special guy was in todays episode (he is currently under threat of gunfire)

#dndads #dndads spoilers #jodie foster #as a lesbian i dont think i have a single comprehensible explanation for my feelings about this man. #hes the worst and im in love with him #suggestive #? i mean. you probably wouldnt want to pull this up at work

[risetherivermoon]

i feel like nicky (being this weird mushed up mix of nick close and nicholas foster,) would, obviously have his moments where you're like "heh yeah he's so cool and metal" but also have moments where you're like "yup, that guys a cop's son"

gimme nicky lecturing taylor on weapon safety with a sword, gimme nicky who never goes over the speedlimit, gimme nicky who makes sure everyone has their seatbelts on, gimme nicky being cautious about fire safety even though he's a literal demon

#sometimes i feel hes too similar to glenn for me to believe that hes supposed to be jodie's kid in this timeline #whered bitchy narcolas go #i understand jodie is a bit different cuz of the axe of hatred stuff but jodie still has his moments where ur like 'thats jodie foster' #and nicky isnt even 'actually a demon who was turned into a human' type thing hes just a half demon guy cuz jodie is a demon #what i mean to say is that i need more explanation on nicky #the close-foster-swift family is so complicated oml #more like close-freeman-foster-swift-actually-unworthy #kind of anyway #dndads #dndads s2 #dndads s1 #nick close #nicky foster #nicky close #nicholas foster #nicky swift #nicholas close #nick foster #bro has way too many names #jodie foster #glenn close dndads #taylor swift not that one #taylor swift dndads #me rambling #🍁

[comic-anguish]

As much as I would love a possible season 3 where the s2 teens are parents, and as much as I want oakworthy to happen, it would be an absolute nightmare. I would feel so bad for their poor kid who just has the most god awful family line of last names accumulated like

Love the streep-close-freeman-snider-foster-likely-actually-unworthy-swift-stampler-marlowe-russet-oak-swallows-garcia family

#stampler included because Willy has to marry Taylor’s mom #I mean Taylor asked #I tagged the whole family btw #dndads #dungeons and daddies #meryl streep #bill close #glenn close #morgan freeman #nick close #nicholas foster #scam actually #scam likely #jodie foster #cassandra swift #taylor swift #hermie the unworthy #hermie unworthy #henry oak #mercedes oak garcia #rebecca swallows #sparrow oak garcia #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak #normal oak #hero oak #mark likely #hildy russet

[silverlistenstothings]

I really want to learn more about Hermie’s family, but I don’t want to learn more about Jodie and Scam’s relationship. Don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely not against whatever they have going on and I love the beautiful stories this fandom has woven but I also recognize the hilarity of Anthony Burch telling us that Jodie Foster and Scam Actually had a serious enough relationship to have a child and then completely refusing to elaborate.

#I want to know everything about these guys. I’m enraptured by the ambiguity. you know what I mean #it’s schrodingers relationship dynamic. nothing is canon so everything is canon #scamster #jodie foster #scam actually #dungeons and daddies #silver tongue (talk tag) #dndads

[hauntedandmurdered]

If there was a theme song for Starling & Lecter, I'm convinced it'd be this song. Beloved die hard fans, would you agree?

I'm currently writing a sequel for the oneshot shared earlier and there's no better soundtrack to get into the right mood, hands down. Breaking Benjamin is so badass. He just nails the unmatched energy of our most favourite couple.

#Why isn't the official ship name used for them 'Starlecter' tho #i mean c'mon #that would be so cool #clannibal #clarice starling #hannibal lecter #silence of the lambs #anthony hopkins #hannibal x clarice #hannibal 2001 #dr hannibal lecter #horror classics #jodie foster #sotl #hannibal and clarice #hannibal fandom #Youtube

[maculategiraffe]

watching the little girl who lives down the lane and I don't know if it's the little boy actor or little jodie foster's talent at playing off him or both but the goofy little teen boy dressed in a cape doing magic tricks and jumping around on the furniture is actually: adorable. and not wildly annoying like I would assume on paper. this poor beleaguered little girl deserves a little manic pixie dream boy to help her dispose of the evidence from her incredibly justified murders. and also make her giggle a little bit

#movies #psir #the little girl who lives down the lane #damn jodie foster is a talent #i hope she kills martin sheen #in this movie i mean. not in real life #although i mean. she can do it in real life too if she wants

[manitapaleta]

y’all already know what time it is @tinytainttony wrote nicky serenading lark with a daft punk song and i am frothing at the mouth

READ HERE!!!!👇👇👇

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndaddies s2 #nark #nark nation #lark oak garcia #lark oak #nick close #nick foster #nicholas close #nicholas foster #my art #first time drawing jodie and scam lmao i’ve been meaning to draw them 😭😭😭 #i’ve got wayyy too many wips rn it’s crazy but the nark brainworm had a tasty tasty meal and i needed to draw this after reading the most #tinytainttony my beloved friend’s fic RUINED ME and it’s only been THREE CHAPTERS SO FAR #i am so normal abt them i swear #also ik scam was gone at that point in the fic but i really bad wanted to draw scam hehheeehe

[nick-close]

Also see: Teen brothers au Glenn and Jodie <3 please ask me about them <3 I’m so regular about them <3

[Please don’t tag my art as babygirl, skrunkly, or blorbo!]

#I didn’t feel like making my brush smaller for Jodie #so he gets to look worse than Glenn does #it’s not ABOUT HIM!!!! #they’re everything to me #I love them they love eachother eventually #they influence eachother in so many ways they’re perfect #something about your life being ‘perfect’ and then meeting someone your exact opposite who lets you try smth reckless #something about feeling replaced by someone prefect but they didn’t ask to be used against you #and starting to move from petty mean bullshit to actualy talking to him and having. fun? #something about him punching someone who was harassing you #also I’ve been designing Glenn band mates pog #he can’t drive <3 Jodie has to bring him places #dndads #dungeons and daddies #bros and cons #my art #glenn close #Jodie foster #dndads au #pog #they’re sooo drake ns Josh coded

[oneinchfrog]

i did a doodle page for the new episode!! my camera is really shitty so closeups under the cut

#these are by no means any good but i was really tired today and didn't feel like putting effort into my doodles #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #ok here we go #hermie the unworthy #jodie foster #lincoln li wilson #hero oak #taylor swift #nick close #nick foster #scary marlowe #rebecca oak swallows garcia

[activiasativa]

in another universe there's 3 true detective seasons where nic p isn't a homophobic coward and doesn't bury gays. in this universe all 3 gay couples live happily into their old age together and that's how the season ends.

#i mean season 1 they didnt die but they almost did!! so im counting it #nic p why do u hate gay ppl #i s2g if jodie foster dies im showing up at ur house #true detective

[dadturnedbarbarian]

jodie foster FUCKS

#dndads #jodie foster #scam likely #scam actually #i dont even fucking care #who the hell looks up jodie foster on tumblr and DOESNT mean the cop hell demon

[newtdoods]

I only hear Jodie when I listen to Cake by the ocean - I don‘t know how it happen, but since I relistened to dndads I started to simp for Glenn and Jodie now… anyway

#i Call it #daddy issues #but what should I do? #you only can simp for the demon bros #i mean #i also Simp for swap Henry and Glenn #like #yeah I am normal about them #*blushes all over again* #my bf loves me #and I love him #i an just a Little quirky #lmao #dungeons and daddies #dndads #Jodie foster #dndads Jodie #Babygirl Jodie

[buysomecheese]

Holy Smokes by Anna Bates and Dungeons and Daddies but very loosely interpreted-

(underneath cut because it is Not organized but I don’t think I will organize it lmao so here it is)

“The night I smoked with Jesus, I saw heaven way up close I saw Grandma in her nighty, faded with the Holy Ghost I saw David and Goliath, and man were they both stoned I saw all of the apostles in a cloud of righteous smoke I said, "Hey, is this what you meant by saved? To get so high it's spiritual, you just kinda float away." I said, "Hey, will I see you when I die?" He said, "If you keep on puffing then it all turns out alright."

I keep connecting this song to Nicky in different ways- either it’s a Nark song and Nicky is Jesus, or it’s a song about Nicky/Nick’s relationship with Glenn and Glenn is Jesus

With the second interpretation (the one I’ve been Very into the past few days, I thought of it much more recently), each of the people mentioned are a character Nicky interacts with (grandma=Grant, Holy Ghost=TJ, David and Goliath=Lark and Sparrow, the apostles=the other dads) and like. Ugh just. I’ve never been high but Nick being introduced to weed by Glenn (ik he didn’t Encourage it but he was also very much supportive of it). And it becoming such a central part of his childhood and of him growing up. The last two lines of the chorus especially. Idk makes me Sad about Nick. This is also about Nick and not Nicky they are different people.

However the first verse could very much be about Nicholas after him and Nick start sharing their body all proper and he’s mmmm Nicholas is Trying to bond with Glenn and neither Glenn nor Nick know how to properly bond outside of like weed lowkey so. Nick is like “you could try and talk to him about weed” and Nicholas is like “I have asthma but ok ig” and then ugh

“He said, "Child come and try this," as he pointed right at me Handed me a joint, said, "This might help you believe." Oh, I thought that I knew Mary, the mother of the Babe But the Savior learned his lessons From wise old Mary Jane All those miracles he did, all those parables he told Were inspired by the ganja that he regularly rolled“

And so Nicholas is like “holy fuck (holy smokes hehe)” and they. They bond. It’s not a great bond and it’s very superficial and it feels Weird for both of them but boy are they trying. They are trying so hard for Nick’s sake and none of them know how to do this. Glenn and Jodie bond a bit about Drugs (because c’mon Zhao Dae Jodie. c’mon.) and then Glenn definitely lets some of that past slip through his lips while he’s high with Nicholas. Nicholas is like the whole “all those miracles he did and all those parables he told?” and Glenn is like “they were inspired by the ganja that he regularly rolled” AUGH. AND also the second verse-

“I heard Jesus on the corner, talking to some cops Only doobie lovin' Jesus gets the law enforcement crossed”

AND IT’S NICKY OBSERVING INTERACTIONS BETWEEN GLENN AND JODIE ugh FUCK these three (four?) MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH

#anyways #half-baked ideas that I've been entertaining for a While now #I keep meaning to Elaborate and then forgetting lmao #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #glenn close dndads #nick close #nicky freeman #nicholas foster #jodie foster dndads #zhao dae dndads #holy smokes anna bates

[justablah56]

scamster shipping besties,.,..,.,.,., I started drawing them and they are getting spicier than I meant them to,..,. why must they do this to my aro-ace ass,..,.,.,

#just blahs #theyre not even kissing 😭😭😭 #cause that actually grosses me out- bUT WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO DO THAT ??? #im sure yall will see it later but fUCKING HELL SCAM CALM DOWN #dndads #scamster #jodie x scam #jodie foster #scam likely #scam actually #i mean it's probably not actually THAT spicy but it's definitely more than i originally planned