#Incorrect codz quotes
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Billy: I'm starting to think Weasel doesn't know how to defend himself
Weasel: I defend myself all the time
Billy: no you don't
Weasel: I punched you in the dick yesterday for tripping me
Finn: you let that tiny thing punch you in the dick?
Billy: HES SLIPPERY SHUT UP FINN
#incorrect cod quotes#incorrect call of duty quotes#call of duty incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect codz quotes#codz#Billy handsome#albert arlington#albert weasel arlington#michael finn o'leary
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More of these under the cut cus my folder has 101 of them
#cod zombies#primis crew#ultimis crew#if you wanna think abt it that way#but i screenshotted these wt primis in mind#edward richtofen#tank dempsey#nikolai belinski#takeo masaki#unintentionally randomly picked a bunch of RiDe ones#my bad#ride codz#i do ship them [primis specifically] so#im not complaining#incorrect cod zombies quotes#might draw some of these
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Some more cod zombie incorrect quotes!
Richtofen: Hey, Nikolai. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Nikolai: I like sunflowers.
Richtofen, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
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Dempsey: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Richtofen: And you came to me?
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Dempsey: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Dempsey: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Dempsey: I'm looking at you, Richtofen, you jealous mop.
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Takeo: So what are your political beliefs?
Dempsey, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
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Takeo: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nikolai: Why?
Takeo: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock.
Nikolai: Who's there?
Takeo: The chicken.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: Listen, here you little shit-
#cod zombies#call of duty zombies#takeo masaki#tank dempsey#nikolai belinski#edward richtofen#can be primis and ultimis#cod zombie incorrect quotes#codz incorrect quotes
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Some Salvatorix Crew Incorrect Quotes cause I've seen some who would do this one
Marcel: What time is it?
Lorenzo: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Lorenzo: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Ryuji: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Lorenzo: It’s 2 am
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Stefan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Lorenzo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Ryuji: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Marcel: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Gavrilo: My moral code, is that you?
Stefan:
Stefan: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Marcel: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Mirabelle: >:O language
Rochelle: Yeah watch your fucking language
Lorenzo: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ROCHELLE THE FUCK WORD?
Ryuji: 'The fuck word'.
Gavrilo: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Rochelle: Oh my god they censored it
Ryuji: Say fuck, Gavrilo.
Rochelle: Do it, Gavrilo. Say fuck.
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Marcel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Mirabelle: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Rochelle: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Lorenzo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Ryuji: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Gavrilo:
Gavrilo: I have emotional scars.
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Stefan: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Ryuji: Thanks fam!
Rochelle: oh no
Gavrilo: *cries* I love you too
Lorenzo: Sounds fake but okay
Stefan : *A flustered mess*
Marcel: can i get a refund?
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Mirabelle: Violence isn't the answer.
Rochelle: You’re right.
Mirabelle: *sighs in relief*
Rochelle: Violence is the question.
Mirabelle: What?
Rochelle, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Mirabelle, running after them: NO-
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Ryuji: While I’m gone, Rochelle, you’re in charge.
Rochelle: Yes!!!
Ryuji, whispering: Gavrilo, you’re secretly in charge.
Gavrilo: Obviously.
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Ryuji: WHY. why did you give Gavrilo a KNIFE?!
Rochelle: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Ryuji: Now I feel unsafe!
Rochelle: I’m sorry.
Rochelle: ... would you like a knife?
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Stefan: I think Lorenzo was right.
Ryuji: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Gavrilo: They wouldn't do that.
Lorenzo: You're right, Gavrilo. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Lorenzo: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Lorenzo Told You So' on the back*
#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#incorrect quotes#salvatorix crew#stefan von hoffman#ryuji tanaka#rochelle levesque#lorenzo beneventi#marcelito gonzalez#gavrilo petrovic#mirabelle hawkins
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My codz ocs interacting
Poor Sydney
I also gave you my tendencies of getting rejection 💔
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Hi, welcome to my second blog dedicated to fics!!
My main acc is @mayhemaking-user where I usually post art stuff and other silly things.
Requests for any fandom (if I know it) are open!!
Fandoms I know like the back of my hand:
Cod × Codz
Ninjago
Transformers
Some animes
Hazbin Hotel × Helluva Boss
FNF × most mods
BATIM × BATDR
Lost In Space
Kirby games
genshin impact
And probably others but I might've forgotten at the moment-!
Rules:
No NSFW, character x character, incest, rape, homophobia!
Request through the ask box! If for some reason, you dont want to and want to ask through my DMs instead, go ahead.
If you want to be anonymous and/or not tagged, do tell. I dont mind leaving your user out.
I can do headcanons, imagines, incorrect quotes, x reader (most likely gender neutral unless specifically requested), etc. Anything that has to do with writing
Master list:
Call of duty MW2
(Idk how to do these things hilfe)
Call of Duty Zombies
#New blog#Second blog#Fandoms#Requests open#Request#Hazbin hotel#Transformers#Helluva boss#Batim#Batdr#lost in space#Cod#Cod mw2#Codz#Cod zombies#Ninjago#Anime#Fnf#Kirby#Genshin impact
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Ultimis Dempsey: *Shaking his fist* One of these days, Edward. One of these days... Bang. Boom. Back to the moon.
Ultimis Richtofen: ...
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Tank: Y’know, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head, remember that?
Edward: That would’ve worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
#incorrect zombies quotes#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#tank dempsey#edward richtofen#original source: ghostbusters#i cannot believe I never thought of this one lmao
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For my birthday I decided to do more incorrect quotes with the Ultimis crew
#cod zombies#call of duty zombies#codz#ultimis crew#ultimis richtofen#ultimis dempsey#ultimis nikolai#ultimis takeo#edward richtofen#tank dempsey#nikolai belinski#takeo masaki#codz incorrect quotes#reblog
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[Incorrect CoD Zombies Quote]
Ultimis Dempsey: NO RICHTOFEN DON'T GO INTO THE WEED CAVE
Ultimis Richtofen, about to do something stupid: Oh mein Gott zis is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!!
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Billy, sarcastically: Don't worry, little baby, I'll protect you.
Finn: Billy, he's a man in his late 40s come on
Albert: *cries in 31*
#mob of the dead#Codz#incorrect codz quotes#call of duty incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes#cod zombies#This is a jab at like half the fandom lmao
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Tank: What’s the height of stupidity?
Edward: How tall are you again?
#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#edward richtofen#tank dempsey#incorrect zombies quotes#apologies if someone has done this one before
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Chinese New Year is coming and I'm so busy. Before it starts, I made some more incorrect quotes.
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Dempsey : *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Dempsey : *turns around and helps Nikolai through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Nikolai.
Nikolai: Okay.
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Richtofen: You saved me! Why?
Dempsey : People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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Takeo: How did you even get in here?
Nikolai: Richtofen's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Nikolai's door"!
Richtofen: I’m closing the window.
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Takeo: What do we think of Richtofen?
*pause*
Nikolai: *sighs* Nice pal.
Dempsey: I think he's gay.
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Takeo: What’s it like being tall?
Dempsey : Is it nice?
Richtofen: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Nikolai: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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Oc quotes:
Ultimis
YuLan: We’re getting married, bitches!
Xiu: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Primis
YuLan: You’re an idiot.
Xiu: That’s the charm.
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XD I love them sm
#cod zombies#call of duty zombies#takeo masaki#tank dempsey#nikolai belinski#edward richtofen#wei fu xiu#mei yu lan#codz incorrect quotes#cod zombie incorrect quotes#i love them sm
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“Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a but cheek on a stick.”
Tank Dempsey as a young lad
#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#incorrect quote#vine#black ops zombies#codz#tank dempsey#call of duty
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Ultimus as quotes from the incorrect quote generator:
Primis as quotes from the incorrect quote generator:
sorry that its mainly richtofen and demspey, it was hard to find fitting ones with both Takeo and Nikolai in it for both groups!
#takeo masaki#edward richtofen#tank dempsey#nikolai belinski#codz#cod zombies#incorrect call of duty zombies quotes
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Richtofen: Do you understand the plan, now that I’ve explained it for 10 minutes?
Stuhlinger: Yes!
Richtofen: Are you lying to me Sammy?
Stuhlinger: Yes!
#cod zombies#codz#call of duty zombies#samuel stuhlinger#edward richtofen#i thought this was funny#ha#might have been done before#whoops#source: twitter#incorrect quotes
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