#LTGB

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 3x8, Let The Games Begin. Part 5 (Richard Gilmore Has A Slutty Past)

Heh, they did the thing where they say the title of the episode inside the episode again.

Goody. Our fearsome foursome is off to Yale. *drinks heavily* Emily won't allow Lorelai to bring a sealed thermos of coffee into the car. Frankly I hope Lorelai spills it on her lap and gets a mild scald. It would humble her. Ya know, It's never stated whether Lorelai has alcohol or coffee in the mug, just that Emily is adamant she can't drink liquids in a vehicle. Frankly, I would understand Lorelai's need to self medicate with booze at 9am before a road trip with her parents, but on the other hand, as I stated earlier. She also didn't have to come. She could be home playing Hide the Cocktail Sausage with Dean. We could skip to the part where Rory and Jess smooch at the gas station. Never fear. The next scene that follows, the calm before yet another storm, if you will, turned out to be a highly entertaining and enjoyable romp for me. Enter: Richard Gilmore The Man Whore.

After having already toured Harvard a year ago, Lorelai is still in awe over how many freaking geeks attend large universities. Richard: I spent a lot of time in the Yale art gallery. Emily: I'll say you did. Richard: What is that supposed to mean? Uh oh. Huh. Was this art gallery some kind of idk, hub of intellectual and artistic curiosity slash whorehouse where a young man could go to find sexually liberated artistic chicks for easy pickings? But like, in the 50's? What a concept.

Jess would kick his own ass if they called it that.

Richard GIlmore, you dog.

(you have to imagine Jess is feigning interest/ knowledge in the penis octopus portrait to a young lady or perhaps another bicurious young man and not his uncle) Emily: He was the master of the "Frown, step back, wrinkle, and sigh" Okay, my curiosity is piqued. You got me. Please explain?

Knowing Richard Gilmore was such a skankbag in college just like Jess is the gift I didn't know I needed today. Jess can do the frown, wrinkle and sigh during a poetry open mic night at the Truncheon, where he takes his latest conquest. Tuesday nights at 8pm. Light refreshments of coffee, potato chips, and chocolate chip cookies will be served.

Be proud of your skanky past, Richard. Your grandaughter's stepcousin sure was of his. RIchard: I'll have you know was happily involved in a very serious relationship when your mother decided she simply had to have me. We were engaged. She had met my parents, invitations were mailed out. Emily: You'll give these girls the wrong impression. Lorelai: That you were the Helena Bonham Carter of the society set? Emily: I did not steal your father, I simply gave him a choice. Richard: When you showed up at my frat party in that blue dress, I had no choice. I know who HBC is but that's another topical early 2000's reference that has escaped me. I guess she was a man stealer of some sort. I"m thinking it must have something to do with Jonny Depp. Anyway, I don't think you have to worry about modeling healthy relationships for Rory or Lorelai. Its too late, the horse has already escaped the barn there. Lorelai: I can't believe you were The Other Woman Emily:This is ridiculous. Lorelai: The other woman should be saying "this is ridiculous" Rory's inner monologue: I want to be just like Grandma when I grow up.

We learn Richard proposed to Emily at Yale next to a trash can, and it seems to be a tradition in the Gilmore family to get proposed to next to a trash can. And in Lorelai's case to reproduce with the trash can, continue to have sex with the trash can over the next two decades and eventually, to marry the trash can.

#gilmore girls #richard gilmore #emily gilmore #let the games begin #this was highly enjoyable #jess mariano #slutty jess #truncheon #open mic night #chips and cookies #trash can #denise rewatches gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #ltgb #crusty business #Rory Gilmore #cedar bar redux #light refreshments

[lindas-chaos]

Tried "Fallout4 VR" for the first time on stream. It was quite funny, but I need to improve my setup...

#transgamer #girls with glasses #mtf #t-girl #curvy girls #girls with curves #red nails #twitch affiliate #t girl #transgender #girl with glasses #ltgb #satin #pantyhose

[malditaastrologia]

Los signos con más probabilidades de ser parte de la comunidad LGTBQ 🏳️‍🌈:

Géminis, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Acuario, Piscis.

#signosdelzodiaco #zodiac #zodiaco #zodiacsigns #zodiacsigns tumblr #signoszodiacales #signs #tumblr #signos #signos zodiacales #lgtbq #ltgb #lgtbqrights #lgtbq community

[jeonggukieverse]

'Let The Games Begin' - Update

Hiya guys, it is with a heavy heart that I'm going to be deleting my 'Let The Games Begin' series. If I'm being honest, writing it has been so tough for me cause I honestly don't like the story. I don't like the way I wrote it and I honestly don't like the way it's going so I'm so sad that I'm going to have to delete it.

I'm planning to rewrite it in the future cause I honestly love the concept but I hate my execution. I know there have been some of you who enjoyed this story and I am honestly so grateful for that and I completely understand how frustrating this may be but please try and be understanding.

Let The Games Begin was my first series and will always have a place in my heart but the guilt of starting new projects when I know I haven't finished this one has stopped me from writing as I want to.

Those of you who have been waiting for updates to the plot, I'm happy for you to message me with any questions about how the story was going to end, I'm happy to fill you guys in just so you know and aren't left on a cliffhanger (that would just be mean).

Again, I'm sad to see this story go but please be on the lookout for the improved version in the future

#ltgb!jk #let the games begin #RYEONUPDATE

[vallartarob]

girlswholovetolovegirls, enhanced with PicsArt

#girlswholovetolovegirls #sexy models #models #beautiful women #tumblr #tumblr is not an ltgb site

[elevenshrub]

Sooo tired of having to spell out the whole LGBT acronym in my college classes whenever we're having discussions... whatever happened to "the gays"? Why can't we say "the queer community"? Let's whip out some slurs for some added variety! But noooo. What's even the point of going to a liberal arts school smhh

#i am visibly queer #but if i say shit im convinced my straight profs and peers will immediately skip back to lgbt #AND never in my life have i heard more mixups of the letters even from conservatives #ive gotten lbgt lbbgt ltgb #literally any variation u can think of #elevenshrub #college

[defodisturbed]

Lyle finding out abt Y/N and Zdinarsk's relationship...

Lyle: I support you in your ltgb e i e i o activities

Zdog: ... its lgbtq

Lyle: BLT?

@dyingofcookies

#zdinarsk #avatar zdog #recom zdog #z dog #z dog x y/n #zdinarsk x reader #zdog x reader #lyle wainfleet

[voyagerprobe]

proud member of the LTGB (large titty girlboy) community

[shinhati]

my mother has never said lgbtq correctly in her life she has said "lbgq" and "ltgb" and "lbtq" etc. but never lgbtq and i don't think she ever will

[ammy246]

I saw your callout post. You are the kind of person who gives rwby fans a bad name! Literally harrassing women, potc and ltgb fans for critizing a fucking cartoon and the you make lies when about them when called out. Get help and seek a therapist you fucking weirdo!!!!

That's rich coming from the one calling me a sexist and a harasser. If calling you people out makes you mad, then that means you are the exact type of person I was talking about. Quit saying horrible things like this and "The only thing good about RWBY is porn" then I will no longer have any reason to call you people out. It's that simple. Also, you should have stopped watching the show years ago if you hate it that much, yet here you are harassing people for liking it.

And, since when did I say anything bad about lgbt people? My post said no such thing, and I am part of the community myself. I am pro-lgbt and I like the pairing bumblebee. Also, being part of the community does not automatically make you a good person. Maybe you should think before sprouting hate speech like this, because that makes you just as bad as the homophobes who hate on us all the time.

#rwby #anti rwde

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-3x8: Let The Games Begin, aka Let The ShitCircus Begin (Part 3)

Luke Danes! Lorelai Gilmore! They are: The Abstinence (For Other People But Not Themselves) Brigade! They can detect bubbling teenage hormones from a mile away and will do anything in their power to stop them! Jess Mariano, with his awe inspiring ability to telepathically impregnate naive virgins in 1 nanosecond without removing any clothes, doesn't stand a chance! Thank god we have you, Luke Danes and Lorelai Gilmore! The Cockblocking Crusaders! The Dry Hump Destroyers! Scene: Our Handjob-Halting Hero, Luke Danes, has just interrupted an extremely chaste attempt at a kiss in progress. After witnessing his nephew openly groping Shane Campbell and likely several other girls in public and in his diner and his home over Horny Summer 2002, interrupting a kiss with Rory Gilmore with no tongue is just ONE STEP OVER THE DAMN LINE for Blowjob-Blocking-Batman!

I dare say, that was a stupid metaphor from our Intercrouse-Interrupting-Ironman.

There are frequent Sock on the Door references in this show. The thing is you hang a sock on the door to let other people know you're having sex and they won't barge in. Too bad Sex-Stifling-Superman here wouldn't abide by The Sock anyhow. Netflix borked the captions big time here, but there is a loud argument between Luke and Jess about the sock joke, with Luke yelling at Jess that there will be "no socks on the door in my house" and I'm just thinking how weird this conversation would sound if you didn't know wtf they were talking about. Luke, less than 5 minutes earlier (and I quote): Wow! WOW! This is great! Wow! Rory and Jess! Jess and Rory! This is great! Don’t you think this is great! They're only great if they reproduce asexually like snails, I suppose. When he thought Jess was doing much worse things with Shane in his own home, his response was certainly not a pleased one, but it was... different. So it's okay if he hooks up with a skanky blond girl he barely knows, because who cares if he takes a ride on the town bicycle, right? But when it comes to Rory, her purity must be protected at all costs by other adults. Ha, funny how that worked out. I know Luke doesn't think JESS is still a virgin.

He looks so defeated, and he WASNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. Please don't make me turn on Luke, Tumblr. I already have so little left to live for watching this show.

But that's where they were the first time, Uncle Luke.

THANK. YOU. JESSTOPHER. You're so smart. *pinches cheeks*

The more I'm thinking about this notion that Luke is trying to protect Rory's virginity from Jess, where Rory is a newly minted adult and not even his relative, she's just the daughter of some annoying lady who comes into his diner and doesn't pay for her food, but "Jess doesn't need a guardian" if he'd like to fuck around with random girls of questionable purity, becaue he's a boy I guess, the weirder it sounds. This is just another fiber woven into the rich tapestry of "the young women of gilmore girls who lose their virginity will pay the price with a horrible experience or mental anguish" (Young Lorelai, Rory, Paris, Lane, possibly even Lindsay, god help her).

(girls only). Jess: What do you think is gonna happen? Luke: You KNOW what I think is gonna happen.

You know what, how about he doesn't and we say he did. Awkward.

If she’s not too distracted porking Dean to notice, as soon she found out Dean was a free agent she was all over that like a fat kid on cake.

I saw what Jess got away with at the summer bash. I wouldn't exactly count on Taylor Doose for his Makeout Meddling abilities.

Luke looking all smug like "yeah that was great parenting right there. Damn, I’m such a good Dunkel (DadUncle). He’ll never think about humping again.” Good luck.

#gilmore girls #rory gilmore #jess mariano #Luke Danes #Denise rewatches Gilmore girls #gilmore girls season 3 #let the games begin #ltgb #celibacy squad

[in-death-we-fall]

Guy 1: I have a meeting with the police chief

Guy 2: Yeah, they're organizing the LTGB 😂

Guy 1: 😂 Oh hell no 😂😂

I am ✨right here✨ guys. I'm loud about being gay because yaknow, maybe one of these days someone else will be. And, as we learned at the pizza job, everyone can tell I'm trans. So 👉😎👉 feels great

#idk man i'm ✨sensitive✨ today #(guy 1 is the election denier who thinks the chinese are gonna invade btw)

[thebirdkiwi]

I dont want to be that person but singe the ellejiibee crowd is so eager to remove the tee from the word soup, pls put the Tee where it can't be removed easily. Like "LTGB"

[thatsonemorbidcorvid]

Oh I just heard someone on a tv programme say ‘the LTGB community’, it’s time for bed

[jeonggukieverse]

NEXT CHAPTER OF LTGB WHEN 😭😭

I didn’t know people were still interested 😂

[vallartarob]

#heterosexuals #tumblr is not an LTGB site #smart people #beautiful women #be a better person #well educated #never quit