i just put tea tree oil directly into my eye
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FUCKK i forgot to put some orthopedics in2 my new shoes ._. i am in a lot of pain!
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me genuinely tweaking when the nurse misses the vain and doesn’t listen to me when I told her it hurts
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I will not apologize for the consequences of what happens after this cowtail comic comes out, but I will say, be prepared because your honor...owieeee eeuuu owwww
terrified thank you for the warning
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I was eating a sour gummy worm and somehow I got citric acid in my sinuses I can feel it
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There is something just a little funny about my cats total obliviousness to the fact that putting all of her weight on one of my tits hurts
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Invoice came in for reserved PVC figure + shipping from Japan and I think I expired on the spot
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