#Peak lords

[tiredbitchposts]

Pour one out for Luo Binghe, dude gets written off as your typical paranoid bf who gets easily jealous for no good reason (which he kind of is but that's not the point rn) when in reality he has very valid reasons to think everyone is out to steal his Shizun from him, that reason being because half of them actually are. Like, don't get me wrong, mans can be unhinged, but it really doesn't help that there's a literal line of ppl wanting to be his husband's side piece which includes his hubby's coworkers, his cousin (encouraged by his own father) plus an assorted crowd that doesn't particularly want to steal his husband from him to get with him but bc they're genuinely worried abt his husband's safety while being with him. Everyday bro wakes up with someone praying on his relationship's downfall, ofc he'd be insane

#Bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #zhuzhi lang #tianlang jun #Peak lords #svsss #scum villain #scum villans self saving system

[coolshadowtwins]

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“I think this has gone on long enough.” Wei Qingwei cut in, letting Shang Qinghua fall silent. The A Ding Peak lord looked grateful, taking big breaths to get his footing back.

“Oh, you can’t be embarrassed,” Qi Qingqi said, amused. “You barely had any secrets to begin with. Not like Mu-Shidi over there, with his… experiments.”

Mu Qingfang slid lower in his seat, face red and trying to hide in his collar. Shang Qinghua had blabbed about many things.

“How does he know all that?” A random peak lord, who had been put on blast for three minutes straight, said bitterly.

“A lot of spying.” The imposter said, amused. He was fanning himself, like he had just been watching a show. Shen Jiu and Yue Qingyuan, next to him, were no longer in this conversation. Instead they were whispering angering to each other. Well, Shen Jiu was whispering angrily. Yue Qingyuan wasn’t really matching his energy.

“And who are you then?” Qi Qingqi asked.

“Ah… the nice Shen Qingqiu that you’ve all gotten to know and love over the past few years?” He said awkwardly, and then laughed even more awkwardly when no one said anything to that. “My name is Shen Yuan. I just accidentally took Jiu-Ge over. I swear I didn’t mean to do it. But I am here now, and you are stuck with me.”

“Bold move bro.” Shang Qinghua muttered. Everyone ignored him.

“You can’t go home?” Liu Qingge asked, looking at him intently.

“I might have… died, to get here.” The imposter, Shen Yuan?, said hesitantly.

“You died?!” Mu Qingfang asked, alarmed. He sat up straight, previous embarrassment forgotten as he looked him over, as if to find hidden injuries. “How did you die?!”

“I was… poisoned?”

“Someone poisoned you?” Liu Qingge asked intently, suddenly looking like he was about to go fight whatever poisoned him.

“….no.” He said slowly. He reached for a fan, only to find that he had none. His fan was with Shen Jiu, as the rightful owner. See this, Liu Qingge slid a fan over to him, like the ever fateful Shidi he was! Now with his face covered, he continued, embarrassed. “I might have poisoned myself?”

“You killed yourself?” Shen Jiu, checking back into the conversation, asked. On anyone else, it might have sounded like alarm. Yue Qingyuan, and a lot of the peak lords, also looked alarmed, most likely thinking about his depressed mood that everyone claimed he had over the last two years. Shen Yusn shook his head quickly.

“No! Nothing like that! I just ate some bad food!”

Silence. Then-

“You died from food poisoning?” Mu Qingfang muttered in disbelief. “That explains a lot actually.”

“Mu-Shidi, what does that mean?!”

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #liu qingge #wei qingwei #qi qingqi #peak lords #Split Shen Au

[theratking-heheheheheh]

I remember a while ago I got this epical idea for a fanfiction where Shen yuan would transmigrate before binghe.

And once he realized this, he would vent all the anger from each injustice binghe went through I’d take it out on the surrounding sects because at some point each and every single one of them wrong him.

 whether he would cause them, minor inconveniences to literal crimes, was up to how he felt on the day. And then he’d become famous for it and never getting caught because of all the ridiculous loopholes in airplanes writing.

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #mxtx #luo binghe #liu qingge #airplane shooting towards the sky #shen jiu #cang qiong mountain sect #peak lords #svsss fanfiction #mxtx svsss #svsss funny #svsss au #svsss fic

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

SQH Headcanons

Writes short stories in his free time (lol what free time), they’re actually really good

Burnt out gifted kid

Can draw really well

Learned how to play the flute after transmigrating

SQH has a defense squad (SQQ/SJ, LBH, MBJ) (bc he deserves one)

Parents kicked him out when he came out

LBH respects and takes to SQH really quickly (cuz he’s his dad)

When SQH feels like no one gives a shit and feels overworked/exhausted he’ll go to a place where he can be alone and breaks down, he doesn’t want anyone to ever see him truly cry

Likes to play meme music on his flute, it drives SQQ crazy

Likes to put his hair up in cute space buns (bc I said so)

Misses watching dramas so decides to write his own, SQQ finds a page of it lying around and becomes hooked, he now frequently comes over to SQH’s house to read new episodes even though he claims to hate them

SQH/SQQ like to end their arguments with a kiss ☺️ it’s like the period at the end of a sentence

Stray cats like to adopt SQH

#svsss #pidw #proud immortal demon way #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu x shang qinghua #peerless cucumber #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua x shen yuan #cumplane #cucumberplane #mxtx svsss #shen yuan x shang qinghua #peak lords #svsss headcanon #svsss shang qinghua #sqh headcanon

[nanatri]

Am I delusional to think that SJ was 3rd most powerful Peak Lord?

Like he was strongest after Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge...

#Yue Qingyuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #Peak lords #svsss #scum villian self saving system

[youremysunshine8]

I love it when I'm reading a fic about the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect peak lords. And to each other they're like "ugh it's YOU I'm going to murder you in your sleep". But then the SECOND someone from another sect says anything, the Peak lords square up to defend each other.

#also these fics generally make all the lords SUPER catty and its very funny #svsss #my post #my svsss #peak lords

[even-butter-than-you]

SJ, in a peak reunion: sorry i ruined the vibe by bringing up logistics until the plan was fully formed and feasible

#Shen Jiu my baby girl #he is not sorry #Shen Jiu #svsss #mxtx #peak lords #shen qingqiu #sv #svsss incorrect quotes #incorrect svsss #scumbag self saving system

[blessed-pineapple-cruncher]

hey does anyone have the link to this one scum villain fic?

its (pretty sure) a oneshot where SY/SQQ falls through a dimention hole into a peak lord meeting in a world with all og! peak lords.

they're all weirded out by nice!SQQ except for the talismin lady

he is found by binghe and gives a cryptic warning to SJ/SQQ and then just fucks off back home

#fanfic search #svsss #scum villain #shen yuan #peak lords #please its the only thing on my mind but it is #impossible rn for me to find

[another-nihilist]

Meme Peak

Everything began when Liu Qingge asked one of his disciples to fetch something from the scholar peak. 

„do i have to go alone shizun?“ Yang Yixuan asked.

Of course Liu Qingge asked hos head disciple what’sgotten into him. To his dismay he just answered that the Qing Jing peak was scary. The worst thing about that was that his other disciples agreed with his head disciple.

So Qingge did what he could do best and let his disciples run as many laps as it took to make someone go voluntarily. But in the end Mu Qingfan had to come because the Bai Zhan students rather collapsed than setting a foot on Qing Jing Peak.

A few days later, the peak Lords, Minus Shen Qingqiu, held a sect meeting. Somehow all of their disciples were scared of the scholar peak, some didn’t even dare to say it’s name out loud anymore.

So they did what they had to do and made a suprise visit to the peak. Suddenly as they set a foot on the peak they saw a strange amulet in the air. Yue Qingyuan caught it. Then it started making weird noises „I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you…“ the peak lord’s shrieked. Well besides Shang Qinghua who now was equally scared as he was trying not to laugh in front of his fellow peak Lords.

As they wandered further into the peak, the peak lords soon were greeted by Luo Binghe, a disciple of Qing Jing Peak and the best friend of Shen Qingqiu‘s adopted son Shen Yuan.

„greetings to the masters“ Binghe said. Meanwhile Airplane knew that this definitely wasn’t included in his novel. But well, if he could endure his first Xianxia style Rickroll, he could definitely endure that too. At least, until he knew what in the endless abyss was responsible for this.

As Binghe escorted them the peak Lords saw a group of disciples quietly sitting on the grass. That was until Binghe said „That’s so sad, Alexa, play Despacito“.

Binghe‘s fellow disciples rose from the the grass in unison and sang „Des-pa-cito….“

Mu Qingfan just had to ask what weird kind of pollen the members of the peak inhaled. And Ming Fan was the one to answer „none“ then he shortly looked at Mu Qingfan‘s chest „but honestly, your boob job is thrash“ after he finished that sentence the disciple ran and laughed .

Binghe shook his head „i didn’t think he would do it“.

Now it was Shang Qinghua‘s turn to ask „what?“

Binghe answered „let’s just say i now owe him some self made congee“

Soon they caught another group of Qing Jing Peak disciples playing a round of >Telling people something without actually telling them< this time with „Telling people you are a Bai Zhan disciple without actually telling them.“

To everyone’s dismay every disciple had something to say:

„it’s easy just run against a tree like more times than necessary“.

„No. No. No. Just walk around and challenge everyone to a fight“.

„How about marrying your sword?“

Now that was just insulting. And so nobody wondered about it that Liu Qingge nearly started fighting the disciples.

Soon enough they encountered Shen Yuan. Even if that boy was nice to have around, none of them ever were this immensely thankful to have him around, than they were in this Moment.

But the joy of the Peaklords didn’t last long. Binghe cuddled Shen Yuan, but as his A-Yuan finally managed to free himself from his shidi, Binghe made his very sweet puppy eyes and said „you KICK Binghe ? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for shixong for One Thousand Years!!!!“

With that the Lords were just about to cry. Shen Yuan finally spared them a glance „I guess the Lords want to see my dad?“

The sect leader nodded „that would be very nice“.

But the further they went up to the Peak the scarier it got. So when they finally reached the bamboo house even the Bai Zhan war god and the sect leader began to cry tears of joy. 

Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu didn’t appreciate to be disturbed in the middle of his work. His A-Yuan was the only one who was allowed to do that. So he got an idea „A-Yuan, i like your shoelaces “

Shen Yuan nodded „thanks Father, i stole them from the president “.

Now Shang Qinghua fell, knees first, to the floor and began to cry.

[i will continue this if enough people like that, reblogs are welcome]

#Svsss #svsss fic #svsss au #original shen qingqiu #hinted bingqiu or better say binyuan #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #shang qinghua #Peak lords #Luo Binghe #shen Yuan #shen yuan is original shen Qingqiu‘s son #shen qingqiu #scum villain #crackpost

[okarinageneticlab]

What if Shen Qingqiu looks absolutely sane and normal when drunk, no matter how much he ingests, but the second he opens his mouth… he goes all non-filter foul-tongued millennial he inwardly is. And he also does some wild shit with perfect straight face.

Like truth serum plot devices, but way better, because it can be just some semi-innocent peak lord party, where everyone can get a portion of thoroughly wasted Shizun. And no need to look for the cure, being drunk is not being deadly poisoned, right? No offense, right????

Bonus points, if tomorrow morning SQQ has a headache and ominously blank memory gaps. And everyone just looks at him so weirdly… why?

#scum villian self saving system #svsss #svsss ideas #svsss shen qingqiu #peak lords #MQF will ask his honest opinion on everything #Qi Qingqi will loose her shit after second question #SQH will pray hard #Liu Qungge will explode from embarrassment #Luo Binghe’s fluffy head is expropriated for endless pats #YQY will end up happily crying in the corner somewhere #usual company parties with colleagues #always remember that you will have to look in those peoples’ eyes later

[wiseuper]

PIDW Peak Lords meet the SVSSS Peak Lords

OG!Peak Lords: Wow, SQQ is so… nice!

OG!SQH: FORGET ABOUT HIM! LOOK AT MY COUNTERPART!!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!?????

Peak Lords (except for SY): *looks surprised at a very angry, ‘doesn’t give a shit’ SQH*

SQH: *wants to die on the spot*

OG!SQH: WELL!? WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM!!!???

YQY: Nothing’s wrong with-

OG!SQH: Shut up! I don’t want an answer from a wimpy, hypocritical loser.

Peak Lords (including SY this time): *gapes at the audacity of OG!SQH*

OG!SQH: *curses everybody out once and then another time for good measure before dragging SQH off… for courage training…*

SQH: somebody save me!!!

Peak Lords: *look at OG!Peak Lords* aren’t you going to do something about that?

OG!LQG: *shrugs* Well, OG!SQH isn’t wrong. A weak, coward version of him is much more startling than a nice-ish version of SQQ.

#Cang qiong mountain sect #shang qinghua #OG!shang qinghua #pidw #scum villian self saving system #OG!Peak Lords #OG!SQH wants to watch the world burn #Peak lords #dimension travel #svsss #svsss au #svsss ideas

[analviel]

Cang Qiong Mountain Peak Lords as Chinese Zodiacs.

Which is which.

#Svsss #Peak lords #Cang Qiong Peak Lords #cang qiong mountain sect #chinese zodiac #And i write #Shen jiu #shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #liu qingge #qi qingqi #shang qinghua #wei qingwei #mu qingfang

[coolshadowtwins]

At a peak lord meeting:

SQQ: That’s not really my cup of tea. But luckily I know something that IS my cup of tea!

LATER

SQQ, drinking tea: A cup of tea!

LQG: …why did you say that?

SQQ: Do you remember earlier when I said I know something that’s my cup of tea? I was just finishing the thought.

YQY: you said that an hour ago. Your disciple had to bring you tea.

SQQ: yeah but imagine if you were an outside observer just watching pieces of the conversation-

SQH, glancing at the system: YOU SEE THEM TOO?!

#svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #peak lords #incorrect quotes #source: sonic boom

[theratking-heheheheheh]

Peak lords!!!!!!!!

I am a certified Yue Qingyuan hater

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

#svsss #mxtx #art #liu qingge #peak lords #yue qingyuan #cang qiong mountain sect #mxtx svsss #svsss novel #svsss fanart

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

Mu Qingfang: You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.

Shen Jiu: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

#source: ??? #incorrect svsss quotes #incorrect scum villain self saving system quotes #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #mu qingfang #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #peak lords #qing jing preak #mxtx svsss

[pippuns]

you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?

very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed

#i think about it a lot #fucks me up #like. shen jiu is a prick and was miserable to be around but it really is fucked up that the only person who missed him is yue qingyuan #and all of the other peak lords were like “well it's weird but he's actually better to be around now” #(no shade to the other peak lords. i love those guys and they did run a bunch of secret tests to try and make sure it was their shixiong) #(not their fault that system let sy cheat) #like. that fucks me up a lot. #pip speaks #svsss #btw im not saying that shen yuan or the skinner are equivalent in any way. intent and what you actually do with your life matters #but it is an interesting parallel