#svsss headcanon

[ineffectualdemon]

Brainwave!

We know that demon culture is a bit topsy turvy

We know that demons bully those they like and if they survive the process then they prove themselves "worthy"

But what if the person who initiates the courtship by testing if their partner is worthy and strong enough is the person, traditionally, that intends to be the more submissive one and/or bottom in the bedroom (I assume all demon sex is kinky by default. Their vanilla is fairly mid range BDSM in humans)

Like "yeah you can top me and/or take control in the bedroom but you have to show how strong you are first before I am willing to submit to you and also you need proof of how I could fight back if I wanted to"

It tracks with Sha Hualing attempting to bully Luo Binghe, bullying Liu Mingyan, and bullying Yang Yixuan

So if we take this as a possibility then Mobei Jun has been publicly begging to be taken in a rough manner by Shang Qinghua for DECADES. He has all but stripped naked and presented himself to the man in the throne room

No wonder the character profile for him in English says he's eccentric

Also this implies that to demons for 5 years Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge have been in an argument about who has to top

Because Liu Qingge initiates it but Luo Binghe always gives the beat down. Clearly this is a "they were both bottoms" scenario

Mobei Jun post canon seeing Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge being aggressive at each other: "could this not be resolved by taking turns being the bottom?"

Like I know this is just a headcanon but it would be very funny

#svsss #mobei jun #moshang #not safe for esmes #shang qinghua #liu qingge #luo binghe #sha hualing #liu mingyan #mingling #svsss headcanon

[emo-nova]

What I think what we're missing in the Shen Twin dynamic is the brutal honesty wrapped into sly little words that just make everyone in their sect keel over. It is part of the reason they don't let the two be around other sects for like meeting or conferences, the two would just be like.

SY: Oh, Huan Hua Palace Master seems keen on the looks of his Palace. (His students only look good)

SJ: Hm, pity the walls are decorated with gold leaf than the masterclass of gold. (They have little to no talent)

SY: Indeed, but we must remember, gold never rusts so it will withstand. (One of them is decent, but that's just sad)

SJ: Too much optimism, Shidi. (I doubt it)

Leaving the Palace Master to just sit there seething, as ALL OF CANG QIONG just has to sit there trying not to make eye contact.

#svsss #svsss shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen twins #svsss headcanon #svsss au #shen brothers #we deserve them being pieces of shits together

[kingyoisland]

My most crack of crack person head cannon is that Shang Qinghua. The great Airplane shooting towards the side. Is a Cuban Chinese man. 🇨🇺🇨🇳

His mom was Cuban and his Dad was Chinese. In his first like. In his second his mom was Chinese and his dad was Cuban. He doesn’t know English but knows Spanish. The biggest reason he’s not outed as a fucking transmigrator early on because of his mumbling is that a lot of it is in Spanish. The entirety of the Who’s your daddy? Airplane monologue is in Spanish but he says the last line in Chinese.

In my head Shang Qinghua, Su Xiyan, and Binghe are the only characters with curly hair. AAAAAAND because the system fills with Plot holes I believe that Biological. Shang Qinghua is Su Xiyan brother through their father. Not being raised together. Kinda like Shang Qinghua’s Father Secret family. (This circles back stay with me). She gives birth to Luo Binghe who is picked up by the old washer woman.

WHO IS Shang Qinghua’s Mother. And because of her Ex Husband with curly hair teaching her new cultural foods she later teaches both her sons this food. Shang Qinghua and later Luo Binghe. and so know NO ONE CAN MAKE A CUBANO OR PERNI LIKE SHANG QINGUA AND LUO BINGHE!! They can make fucking CUBAN FOOD!! It’s also why these two canonically too the average svsss civilian got the head disciple position because of their ability to cook.

Shang Qinghua is a great cook on the level of Luo Binghe because they have the same teacher and I REFUSE. To believe otherwise.

- Tell me you don’t see this vision. Luo Binghe coming to pick up his Shizun after he has a meeting with Mobei Jun’s rat. Your Shizun walks out with a little Box of fucking Pan con Lechón that’s the name your Mother use to call it at least. You haven’t seen anybody now or since that can cook that food. First you get sad and are about to cry because another man cooked for Shizun. Then your mind goes too how is the fastest way I kill the rat without upsetting Shizun. And only then do you pause. IS THAT FUCKING PAN CON LECHÓN!!

- Also Mobei Jun knowing a surprising amount of Spanish just not when it’s spoken very quickly. Well he knows Shang Qinghua’s broken Spanderin. So he knows quite a bit. But like also not a miracle worker if Shang Qinghua talks any faster then normal he cannot understand a thing.

If you want more I have more please god I need to talk to someone about this please!!

#svsss #svsss novel #svsss shitpost #svsss shang qinghua #svsss headcanon #moshang #bingqiu #svsss luo binghe #shang qinghua

[lovefrombegonia]

Shen Jiu completely losing his "lofty immortal" persona after the 79886th taunt from Liu Qingge and full-on going street level verbal take down on him. LQG never heard so many vile curse words in his lifetime, and it's especially mind bending when the one throwing those curses at him is the elegant, cold and graceful Xiu Ya Sword.

#shen jiu headcanon #lately i am obsessed with him #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #liu qingge #lqg about to knock him out but he stopped coz why tf is sect leader yqy about to die from laughter #svsss headcanon

[joys-of-everyday]

Pretending I don’t change my mind style by style, piece by piece lol

#svsss #svsss fanart #svsss headcanon

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Might have been a fic I read, might just be a dream I had. No clue, genuinely can’t remember! But!! I can’t shake the headcanon of Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan being the same person. As in, SVSSS is actually a reincarnation story and the System just awakened Shen Yuan’s memory when Shen Jiu had a qi deviation.

#mxtx svsss #sqq svsss #svsss #svsss au #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss shen qingqiu #svsss shen yuan #svsss ideas #mxtx characters #mxtx #mxtx novels #mxtx fandom #mxtx fanfic #mxtx hell #mo xiang tong xiu #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #scumbag villain #the scum villain's self saving system #shen jiu #svsss shen jiu #svsss headcanon

[piosplayhouse]

headcanon that binghes hair is naturally curly but because bingge never had anyone to help him with it, he grew to hate how tangled and messy it was and started straightening it with protagonist magic post abyss. so when he falls into the parallel dimension and sees bingmei with a full head of healthy curls, lovingly tended to by a sqq with ample knowledge of haircare from his little sister, it stings just a little bit more.

#im eatign berries and cream rn btw #not important for the post i just wanted everyone to know im a little lad #svsss #shen qingqiu #sqq #bingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #scum villain's self saving system #scumbag self saving system #vs bingge extra #svsss headcanon

[rarepears]

I need an Au where peak lord sj fights 1vs1 without swords, spiritual tool, qi, etc. other peak lords.

street rat!shen jiu can give lqg a run for his money in a fist fight imo

I know you didn't mean to go down this path, but all I can imagine is Shang Qinghua throwing a pie into Liu Qingge's face and because no one has a weapon on hand, only food, it becomes a huge over-powered food fight (where the food is being thrown with such force and speed, it actually causes damage).

Also insert Shen Jiu whacking people with a frying pan. Yes, ancient china did have something similar to a cast iron skillet. Also, Shen Jiu hates wasting food and this food fight is making his beyond FURIOUS as a former street rat who starved all day.

#svsss headcanon #svsss ideas #svsss #svsss au #the scum villain's self saving system #mxtx #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #the Cang Qiong food fight AU

[scumplanecucumberaircraft]

SQH Headcanons

Writes short stories in his free time (lol what free time), they’re actually really good

Burnt out gifted kid

Can draw really well

Learned how to play the flute after transmigrating

SQH has a defense squad (SQQ/SJ, LBH, MBJ) (bc he deserves one)

Parents kicked him out when he came out

LBH respects and takes to SQH really quickly (cuz he’s his dad)

When SQH feels like no one gives a shit and feels overworked/exhausted he’ll go to a place where he can be alone and breaks down, he doesn’t want anyone to ever see him truly cry

Likes to play meme music on his flute, it drives SQQ crazy

Likes to put his hair up in cute space buns (bc I said so)

Misses watching dramas so decides to write his own, SQQ finds a page of it lying around and becomes hooked, he now frequently comes over to SQH’s house to read new episodes even though he claims to hate them

SQH/SQQ like to end their arguments with a kiss ☺️ it’s like the period at the end of a sentence

Stray cats like to adopt SQH

#svsss #pidw #proud immortal demon way #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #airplane shooting towards the sky #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu x shang qinghua #peerless cucumber #shang qinghua x shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua x shen yuan #cumplane #cucumberplane #mxtx svsss #shen yuan x shang qinghua #peak lords #svsss headcanon #svsss shang qinghua #sqh headcanon

[ineffectualdemon]

The problem with SVSSS Omegaverse AUs is if I want to keep it close to canon I have to ignore the fact that in any Omegaverse version Tianlang-jun was definitely the one to birth Binghe

Because I can't imagine an Omegaverse SVSSS where Su Xiyan isn't an Alpha who knocked up Tianlang-jun

Tbh if I was to write Omegaverse SVSSS Demon Omegas would be top of the food chain in the demon realm and omega/omega relationships are common amoungst top demons. Betas are second rank as they are useful for not losing their heads. Alpha's can be very powerful and respected especially when paired with a powerful omega, but most alphas are an oppressed minority and kept as pets by omegas.

Whereas it's more typical a/b/o dynamics in the human realm

And because of Airplane's bullshit Binghe is a human Alpha AND a demon Omega

Shen Qingqiu is an omega because of Shen Jiu angst but a byproduct of Without a Cure is it is basically a suppressant and Shen Yuan spends most of his time as Shen Qingqiu as basically a beta which helps him miss cues

Everyone thinks Shang Qinghua is a beta or they know he's an alpha but forget it because he acts more like a Beta. The only one who is always hyper aware he's an Alpha at all times is Mobei

Mobei and Sha Hualing are obviously omegas

Liu Qingge is a beta. This surprises most people but I argue that's why he's socially clueless

Yue Qingyuan is presented as an alpha because his Shizun wanted him to be but he actually is/was an omega though no one knows. Lots of potential for angst

My Qingfang is a beta

Qi Qingqi Alpha

Ning Yingying - Omega

Ming Fan - Alpha

Liu Mingyan - Alpha (people on the forums speculated that this is why she didn't get any sex scenes with Binghe but also forbidden romance was appealing)

Zhuzhi-lang....Alpha I think. Lends to how he lower rank in Demon society and has low self esteem

Linguang-Jun is a beta. The fact his nephew is an Omega and therefore more respected adds to his hatred

Which is all interesting but if it was Tianlang-jun pregnant Binghe would be raised in the demon realm by both his parents because Su Xiyan would burn down Huan Hua Palace to get to her pregnant Omega

Which means any AU I write is going to be far from main canon

#svsss #not safe for esmes #omegaverse #omegaverse au #svsss headcanon

[frogizzhc]

SVSSS Headcanon: Sleeping Position Edition!

Shen Yuan:

Luo Bingmei:

Shen Jiu:

Luo Bingge:

Airplane:

Mobei-Jun:

Ning Yingying:

Liu Mingyan:

Liu Qingge:

Yue Qingyuan:

Tianlang-Jun:

Su Xiyan:

Zhuzhi-Lang:

Sha Hualing:

#shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #luo binghe #luo bingmei #luo bingge #shang qinghua #mobei jun #liu mingyan #liu qingge #gongyi xiao #ning yingying #tianlang-jun #zhuzhi-lang #scum villain #scumbag system #svsss #svsss headcanon #sha hualing

[kingyoisland]

Shang Qinghua is in Shambles

Akira Toriyama is dead. He would be so fucking heartbroken if he found out. Motherfucker loved Dragon Ball. He’d be in mourning.

Mobei Jun would be so confused thinking he was mourning over a past lover or something.

#svsss #svsss shitpost #svsss shang qinghua #svsss headcanon #shang qinghua

[lovefrombegonia]

tw // ghost, nightmare, haunting, gore

My PIDW headcanon: Luo Binghe is haunted by the "ghost" of Shen Jiu. Not...as in, there is really a ghost. Or you can think there is one. Either way is fine. But I like to think of it as Shen Jiu's memories still haunting him.

Sometimes, when LBH is alone in his chamber, he is unable to sleep, he can hear the subtle clinking of the chains. The sounds are there but at the same time, not. Sometimes, when he is enjoying wine, he can still smell the rotting stench of blood, waste and gore that he has learnt to associate with SQQ's prison.

One time, he had a horrible dream of being stuck in the woodshed again. He woke up, and walked around his study. He did it quietly, so that he won't wake up the wife he was bedding that night. In his study, he was pacing back and forth, when he thought he saw something at the corner of the door. He froze. Horrified. But that was just for a second. He could clearly see now. Nothing is there. But...he could have sworn, he saw a rotten figure peeking at him from the corner of the door, with chains and tattered clothes hanging, tangled with long, dirty hair. He could have sworn he saw the head peeking from the upper left corner. But it's not there now. Nothing is there.

Sometimes, when he is walking through his palace corridors alone, his royal robes dragging on the beautiful marble floor, he could hear the sound of the clothes dragging change just a bit, change into the dragging of a body dragging itself only by one hand. Every time he stops and turns around. Nothing is there. He is alone.

Sometimes, when he is making love, as he is lost in the throws of passion, he thinks that the lustful moans of his wives sound a bit too close to the painful grunts of his former shizun. He wants to stop right then and there. But he doesn't want to disappoint his wives. So, he keeps going.

He was alone in the large bath, the warm water and steam lulling him into sleep. It has been a long day. The royal court was brutal. The rebellions were suppressed but debates still felt unending. His eye lids were getting heavier. He felt so comfortable, so sleepy, he was already half-asleep, vision getting blurry. He was alone in the bath that could easily fit five. Eyes closing by themselves...blink...he is alone. Blink...it's a struggle to stay awake. Blink...he closes his eyes. He hears his voice. "Little beast." He is not alone. The water reeks. He opens his eyes. A mutilated corpse in the bath water, chained, limbless, staring at him. LBH startles awake so bad, he splashes water everywhere. He is gasping for air. He is alone in the bath and the water is warm. He is safe. He can still smell the rot though.

He decides to visit the prison again. He knows for sure that Shen Qingqiu is dead. He was dead the last time he saw him. He is dead now. So...he doesn't understand why he feels like when he opens the door, his shizun will be standing there, ready to insult him again. Why he felt like when he opens the door, he will be back in the woodshed. He opens the door. There he is, hanging uselessly in chains and dead, very much dead. LBH walks close to the corpse, just to be sure, checks for signs of life. The corpse is already being eaten by maggots. Skin rotten black and green. His shizun doesn't even look human, he is well on his way to become a skeleton. LBH thinks of feeding the corpse to sowers. After he performs an exorcism. Just in case. That's when he hears it from behind. The sound of a fan opening in one fluid motion. He turns around immediately! Hand on xin mo's hilt! But no one is there. LBH heart beat is racing, and he wants to just get out of there now. He must be losing his mind. Shizun is dead. He is DEAD. He is the emperor of all three realms now. He has nothing to fear from a stupid STUPID PATHETIC GHOST, EVEN IF HE IS REAL!! He calms himself down. He is gonna feed the corpse to beasts and burn this room. Seal it off, and never return. He will give the orders today--the sound of chains moving is now undeniable, he can hear it CLEARLY. Whatever is left behind, it's moving. LBH can feel its stare, picture it like all this is happening right in front of him. This time..the sounds don't go away. The cold dread doesn't go away. It is alive. It is grunting, croaking, almost trying to say something, raising its head. LBH... doesn't turn around. Doesn't look back. He runs. He dashes out of the room in almost maddening fear, and orders the first servant he comes across to seal the prison door. LBH walks as fast as he could without running to his private chamber, and finds Qiu Haitang there. He goes to her and embraces her. Trying to find some solace in her arms. QHT could smell the stench of death on her husband but she ignores it. He is clearly in distress, so, she tries to comfort him. Binghe has tears in his eyes, he hugs her tightly as she rubs his back. Suddenly, his pushes her away in shock. QHT is startled too. Her beloved is staring at her with fear in his eyes. She ignores the hurt she felt and coaxes him like he is a child, trying to ask what happened. He doesn't say that he heard the heavy chains clinking on her wrist when she was rubbing his back.

When he comes back from the other world with a "kind shizun", he walks straight towards shen qingqiu's prison, and smashes open the sealed door. Nothing is there. The room is completely clean, no track of blood or torture. LBH almost thinks that he went to the wrong prison. Sha Hualing followed him after she heard the commotion. SHL asks, her voice laced with hesitation and worries, "What is it, my love?"

LBH: "Where...where is he? Did I enter the wrong room?"

He sounds...genuinely confused which further scares SHL. "Binghe...?", she holds his face gently and says,"My lord, you ordered to feed the remains to the beasts and scrub this room clean as if nothing has ever happened here last month... remember?" LBH... doesn't answer for a while. Just stared at SHL with a dumbfounded expression. Then, "oh...yes. Yes, I-It must have escaped my mind." He smiles at her but it doesn't reach his eyes.

That night he swears that he sees his shizun's torn body, still bound in chains, swinging slowly at the corner of his eyes as if the chains itself have grown sentient and replaced his limbs. But every time he turns around, nothing is there. As he tries to fall asleep in Ning Yingying's arms, he swears that sometimes her light snores turn into his shizun's croaking sound every time he is just on the edge of falling asleep.

#luo bingge whump #luo bingge #pidw luo binghe #pidw headcanon #shen jiu as ghost #or is he? #open to interpretations #headcanon #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #this doesn't ruin luo bingge but dies affect his mental health imo #luo binghe #svsss headcanon #svsss #pidw #i don't think that sj ghost is real coz i like to think that he has alrdy passed on & is together with his qi-ge in their afterlife

[azureaixin]

Shang Qinghua is the peak lord of filing taxes

#shang qinghua #svsss shang qinghua #mobei jun #svsss mobei jun #svsss #svsss headcanon #mxtx #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #scumbag self saving system

[mooncheese3]

just to put this out there but i headcanon that the shentwins are the types to put BLOCKS OF TEXTS for their ppts

sj is more organized about it tho (has more bullet points and underlines the important words). super minimalistic; he uses the default formats

sy just types. no pausing. there are pictures at least. but separating his paragraphs every 5-8 sentences would be nice. theres also a meme at the last slide

the ppts are helpful and informative tho, if u could get through all 4-10k words

#headcanon #svsss headcanon #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shen twins #theyre smart but as teachers? nightmares. #i reckon sj's classes are super intimidated by him and are very quiet #meanwhile sy's classes like trolling him and are super noisy. when he gets fed up he goes on a rant that lasts the whole period LOL #i love shenbros very much

[shimaen]

Love the hc's that sqh created Lbh to be really similar to him without noticing, like what he would like to be, without the murder tendencies at the time.

Like, they both cook amazingly, but Sqh one is really insecure so he says he isn't any good, for mbj and sometimes sqq's advantage, and secondly he actually cooks better than Lbh because he has the knowledge of condiments and fast foods of the future

#svsss #shang quinghua #luo binghe #svsss headcanon #sqh gets the murder tendencies after spending so much time with the demons