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#Smash Bros (Kicks)
prismaticpichu · 7 months
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Do you think Sephiroth got training in hand to hand combat? How good do you think he could be without his sword?
Considering that Sephiroth is allegedly the strongest clump of matter to ever walk the face of the planet, being solely trained in the field of swordwork would be a pretttttyyyy big achilles heel. Like you’re telling me if a Dragon was to hypothetically swallow Masamune or if the thing was to snap then Sephiroth would be done for? No way! No how! This guy’s for sure trained in other forms of combat—although most definitely prefers to stick to the grace and art of a comically long blade.
I personally headcanon that Hojo used to make him wrestle monsters as a little baby but we don’t have to go there lmao.
I don’t think Seph would be quite Master Splinter levels of skilled when it comes to hand-to-hand combat (most points are again poured into weaponry), but this fella is still FREAKISHLY strong. Put Sephiroth in the octagon and whoever’s hapless enough to fight him is gonna go home with a broken ribcage. On top of that Seph is also incredibly swift and speedy, meaning he can probably land some decent hits and kicks and gain some good momentum as he’s bouncing all around his opponent.
But for real. Come on. Can you actually envision this man throwing punches and kicks? The imagery is just wrong xD
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Oh god dammit
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tinybro · 2 years
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ok so please consider jason at his ToA boarding school just waiting for apollo to show up to herald his imminent prophesied death. except before that happens, he instead gets nico dropping in for a surprise visit via shadowtravel, here to tear jason a new asshole about the fact that he had to hear about the jasiper breakup from some rando at camp. like, goddamn jason, you were the one pushing so hard for this friendship but you're not gonna actually reach out about any of the important stuff like an actual friend?
and jason's kinda simultaneously heartwarmed and guilty and eventually admits he hasn't really told anyone about it himself — anything nico heard through the grapevine originally stemmed from anyone piper talked to about it. because for all that jason really does mean it with all his friendship and support talk, it's hard for him to accept it in the other direction. he doesn't want to unload his issues on others, especially when he feels like it'd just be petty and ungrateful for him to complain about anything. which is of course some stupid suffering olympics kinda thinking that nico scolds him for. and with a little prying jason also admits to the whole death prophecy thing. which nico also reams him hard for but is also halfway to a breakdown thinking about, and then jason doesn't have to worry over whether nico's ok with being touched right then because nico's just hugging him instead because fuck you jason grace, you don't get to work your way into his heart like that and then go off to die without a word, fuck youuu.
(also feat. some navigating a way out of that whole "imminent death" thing once everyone's calmed down and jason's accepted that he doesn't have to carry this whole Noble Heroic Sacrifice burden alone)
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zanarkand-babes · 5 months
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so like. do people still imagine that all the smash bros characters live in a big mansion together or has the lore changed from when I was a lad
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oakdll · 8 months
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“who do you main in smash bros”
peter griffin except he has the best nair in the game and an up b where you can sd but it kills first
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pvachypessa · 5 months
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@bravelink sent in: [ blanket ] sender draping a blanket over receiver's shoulders
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𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒃 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎, 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓? 𝑰𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎. 𝑯𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔, hells off, being replaced by soft and warm bed boots.
It seemed that she wasn't alone wondering around at night as she feels a warm fabric over her shoulders, her head turned at the owner of it. Just to see the hero of Hyrule placing the fabric over her shoulders, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫.
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"Link. Thank you, that's so kind of you... I am guessing that you can't sleep neither, right? May I ask the reason for it? The thermostat doesn't work on your room either?"
Asked the princess as she snuggled under the blanket, feeling the cozy warmth finally get in her body.
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MEME /// ACCEPTING
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tarditzgrade · 11 months
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another guy to match the previous guy
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i-got-a-killer-voice · 10 months
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How do you feel about being a siren forever?
Aaagh! Don't remind me! It sucks!
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Thinking thoughts about Keegan.
He's like... cool and calm. That's what he needs to be. He works best when he's chill, it means he can think through a plan properly, rather than just going with the first idea that seems passable.
But he is capable of so much rage if the right buttons are pushed.
Not like Hesh, where he'll shout and curse at any provocation.
Keegan does very well to pretend he isn't angry, when he very much is. He's thinking. Seething. Everything building up like steam in a pressure cooker.
Shown during the stadium mission. He's very calm throughout most of it, but when they get to that first room they saw Ajax in, he grabs a soldier and slams them into a wall. Screams in their face when the guy's already scared shitless. When they get the answers they can and the guy runs his use through, Keegan stabs him in the throat and lets him drop. That wouldn't kill the guy immediately. It's more likely that he choked to death on his own blood for a few minutes rather than dying right away. Later, under the stadium, similar thing. Smacks a guy into a wall and stabs him, thought that was more to keep their cover than anything else. I guess the locker room is another example. He goes in with two pistols, which is just a total show-off move lmao.
And that's just a slice of it!
I genuinely think this guy is capable of just going mad/feral if he wanted to, he just doesn't because he got trained out of it before Logan and Co (Hesh, Riley.) met him. (Can imagine him after SV, a little ball of rage, and anytime he does something taboo Elias just gets him with the spray bottle lmao.)
Love this guy.
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theygender · 2 years
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Being butch is weird bc I consider myself to be butch4femme and I adore femmes and I'm only really interested in pursuing femmes but when I see other hot butches I feel something which I can only imagine is what straight guys feel when they act gay with the homies
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britt-the-bratt · 9 months
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Set my boyfriend and brother up on a virtual playdate and now I'm getting ignored 😂
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eggsmuses-a · 2 years
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#゙ s ——— ❝ You're one to talk. This could have been solved if you'd listened to me. ❞ Shadow grimaces as if he were going through turmoil just recounting the five minutes previous. ❝ What did you do ? Not listen. ❞
[Hardly something to debate,] he thinks. How infuriating that Sonic makes jokes of constructive criticism.
@stationofsouls continued
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I’m not much of a video games guy but of two of us I am the superior brother at  Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros so I’m pretty damn cool in my opinion
also after a 36-in-a-row 1st place streak last year no one has since dared challenge me to Just Dance 
B)
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You don’t pay enough attention to me anymore. And you have translucent eyebrows
-ask-Nicaise-anything
I’m blonde I’m gonna have light eyebrows
im terribly sorry nic I have been a tad neglectful how about I take you out sopping and for lunch to make up for it??
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foxune · 2 years
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bludraws094 · 21 days
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i will get the woman to spend thirty five dollars on switch online if its the last thing i do
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babylonbirdmeat · 6 months
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I would like to personally thank Fitgirl for putting my wife in a torrent magnet link
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