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dcbnam-aep · 2 years

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Star Trek picard 209 thoughts:

- once again here for the agnes content in the episode recaps and alison pill getting to narrate the ‘last time on…’

- still not over how rios brought his new crush and her son to a ship that’s about to be attacked by the borg, not his smartest choice

- kinda sad seven is referring to the borg queen as jurati tho, out of everyone she should understand the most that agnes isnt rlly agnes

- oohhh dead borg?

- ok the changing clothes thing was cool

- ALISON PILL IS AN ACTUAL GENIUS THIS PERFORMANCE IS ALREADY AMAZING AND SHES ONLY SAID LIKE 2 LONES

- shoutout to the cinematography crew, im already rlly liking the vibes and the shot of everyone transporting in amongst the vineyards was very pleasing

- *opening credits*

- ok but now suddenly they’re all together i though the ships transporter was offline??

- ACTUAL AGNES MY LOVE

- MORE AGNES BORG QUEEN MINDSPACE WITH BOTH OF THEM BICKERING MY FAVOURITE SCENES

- ‘trash dump of a mind’ lol even AI cant organise their files and thoughts

- lonely ahhhhh

- ayyy agnes genius is definitely not an idiot pop off

- OMG NEW HOLOGRAM AND ELNOR I LOVE THIS EPISODE ALREADY

- ACTUAL AGNES AND HOLO ELNOR TEAM UP AGAINST THE BORG SO GOOD

- forgot how much I loved actual agnes like ahhh bestie is so smart and considerate and HUMAN and ahhh I’ll say it again Loml

- the switch to baby picard was at the worst time I was getting so invested and excited

- haven’t decided whether I’d consider this mental health rep good or bad yet

- ok back in action love and also the transition was nice

- rios what are you doing ur gonna get someone killed- maybe yourself-

- oohhh that was some nice tech

- rios don’t be mad at least let her treat ur arm first

- completely removing rios from the core of the episode AGAIN *sigh*

- why did Tallinn lowkey look evil in that shot tho

- Soong is so… Soong

- I predicted that shift back into the past ngl

- why do I want to play hide and seek with young picard now?

- ok at least Seven is not in the white top so we’re not at risk of her being killed YET

- The green beam thing made me jump

- the green beam thing made me jump AGAIN

- ok and then what was meant to be the jump scare didn’t make me jump

- gfs who kill borg together stay together 🥰🌈

- kudos to the picard child actor cause he’s doing a rlly good job

- i like the lighting giving dnd vibes

- Raffi bandaging up Seven 🥰🌈 (clexa parallel)

- the white shirt underneath the white shirt underneath the white shirt underneath ahhhh

- don’t forget the ice pick

- ‘we’re not getting out of this’ ‘no, probably not’ IF THIS IS FORESHADOWING I SWEAR TO GOD-

- why they didn’t look for Elnor in the weapons area is beyond me like that’s highkey obvious-

- stop with the rios flirting scenes ndjhfhf agnebal 4 life ✋😫

- damn it Soong also being a genius and working the hidden door out

- i predicted the ‘like me’ owch- I feel so so bad for the mum she just needs some help and truly does care for Picard

- ahhh now im invested in the young picard storyline cause I wanna know what happened to the mum but at the same time I want them to go back to agnes out queening the borg queen

- ahh I missed Elnor’s accent

- ahhhh fake but not exactly fake reunion awwww

- ‘she’s still in there fighting the queen’ u bet she is

- Seven has no right to look that hot covered in blood

- core theme of this entire series- loneliness

- now the jacket is unbuttoned we’re slowly creeping towards her maybe death uurrgghhhh

- ayyy pop off seven

- would’ve been bad if they’d rematerialised not in the walls lol

- huh well that didn’t work

- the borg queen kinda slaying in agnes’ body means agnes has great fighting potential

- ahhh fuck and there’s the mortal injury noooo

- ‘love’ at least we’ve got it acknowledged on screen that seven and raffi love each other

- THE BLOOD IN THE SHAPE OF SEVENS BORG IMPLANTS THATS SO POWERFUL BUT ALSO OWCH

- GO AGNES FIGHT

- the borg queen confused at crying giving tpol energy

- sadness, loss, dispair- the things agnes is plagued with actually helping her fight the queen

- REPETITION FOR EMPHASIS AGNES JURATI IS THE LOML

- damnnnn go agnes gonna defeat the borg queen with some well-placed rambling

- ‘cant be sad forever’ agnes is gonna take that as a challenge lol

- throwing the queens words back at her

- agnes ready to save everyone who wants help awwww <3

- collect scraps and offer second chances

- ‘a real collected based not on assimilation but salvation’

- weakness can be strength go agnes keep preaching

- AGNES GONNA MAKE AN ACTUALLY GOOD BORG SYSTEM- USING THE BORG TO HELP

- muscly rios arms

- he’s gonna kiss her and leave anyway

- oop he kissed her

- aaannnddd he left

- wow prediction expert go me

- SAVE SEVEN NOW GO GO GO MERCIFUL BORGATI FOR THE WIN

- RAFFIS FACE AS SHE THINGS SEVENS DYING THO-

- boom

- *runs away* that would also be me

- GIVE AGNES CONTROL TO TALK TO SEVEN AND RAFFI PLS

- ‘becoming something new, something better’ IDC IF ITS BETTER I WANT OG AWKIES LOML CYBERNETICIST AGNES

- ah no the mum- i still haven’t decided if it’s good or bad rep, bit of both? at least it was dont somewhat sensitively? but not sensitively enough?

- not the slo-mo of the brick flying stop jsjjdjd

- and the crack sound why is it funny-

- Raffis adorable sigh at seven and her calling her extraordinary kskdjdj 🥰🌈

- ‘whoever you are now’ THE WAY THEY WONT EVEN CALL HER AGNES STOP

- I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ANOUT THIS YET

- PLS GIVE ME NORMAL AGNES FOR AT LEAST A LITTLE LONGER

- SHE NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO RIOS-

- WHAT IF THEY JUST REMOVE HER FROM THE STORYLINE TO THE VERY END OF THE LAST EP NOOO

- ‘we’ve lost a friend’ THEYRE RLLY JUST GIVING HER UP LIKE THAT STOP-

- agnes leaving a final message for her wannabe father figure

- well they basically confirmed that agnes is the borg queen from ep 1

- final thoughts: I MISS OG AGNES ALREADY JSJJDJDJDJ

#agnes jurati #star trek picard #borg queen #star trek #dr. agnes jurati #picard #raffi x seven #seven of nine #raffi musiker #elnor

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xsugarysweetsx · 4 years

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OKAY IVE BARELY MADE IT BUT COULD I REQUEST SOME HCS FOR LEVI, ARMIN, EREN, AND MIKASA REACTING TO WHEN THEIR CHILD ASKS THEM "where do babies come from?" PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Oh god I can already picture this 😂, please enjoy!

“Hey Papa” a small voice asked as he doves away at paperwork

“What is it Ella?” He asked not looking away from his desk

“Where babies come from?” She asked casually

His eyes went wide as he choked in air looking down at her

“Mama is has another baby in her tummy so where did it come from?”

She’s only 5! He couldn’t tell her straight up! It’ll scar her for life!

“I..uh w-well you see..Ella” he said picking her up and sitting her in his lap

“Uuuhhh....” he needed something quick “a....um ....magical fairy comes and sprinkles fairy dust in mommy’s belly and then a baby starts to grow...he he he he” he laughed nervously

She was smart like Y/N so he hoped he got through

“Oohhh, thats realy cool Papa! Can I see the fairy?” She asked excitedly

Phew! She bought it

“No sweetheart, she only comes at night, now go and play while papa works alright?”

“Okay!”

He’s got a lot of explaining to do to his wife after this

“Dad, where do babies come from?” His son asked out of no where

He completely froze in his spot

He looked at his kid and thunk on it

Of course he would think logically,

The first thing to come to mind was books. They explained everything and anyone could learn

But it might too detailed for a six year old

He sat him down and started off soft

“Well, they come from moms and dads, when they love each other a lot, like me and your mother. They want to add someone else”

And he’ll go on about hoe love creates babies but never really implying how it’s made

He said “daddy where do babies come from?”

You walked bye when the question popped up and you stopped to listen

“Hm good question, how about I use you as an example?” He said and your son repsonds with

“Yeah!” You smile a little, so far it was going smooth and soft

“You were growing in your mothers belly, just like your little sister did. After a couple months she worked very hard to bring you into the world as a baby” he put simply

“Oh, well how did I get in mommy then?” He asked further on

And Eren said “oh I put you there” casually

“But how di-“

“OKAY! That’s enough life talk for one day!” You interviened before it could get worse. After spending your son off to play you looo at Eren

“What? I did put him in there” he pokes your lower belly

“Eren, he’s seven! At least wait until he’s a teen!” You exclaim

“A teen? My dad told me at age 8, if anything I’m giving him a head start” he crossed his arms

Let’s say after this day you never let Eren explain anything to your kid again

This girl.....

“Mama, where do babies come from?”

“Me” she answered bluntly

She was straight forward but in a way that everyone is stunned and won’t argue against it

“But-“

“You were a baby once, and I carried you for 9 months then gave birth to you”

The poor kid still looked lost

“Hm, okay, me and your father made love and you were created from it” she poked her nose

“Oh well okay...” she walked out of the room still trying to figure it out

Fast forward 7 years

While she was eating breakfast she suddenly gasps

“MOM! WHY ARE BABIES MADE THAT WAY??!”

She finally caught up

I hope this is what you were looking for!❤️

#levi ackerman x reader #eren jaeger x reader #mikasa x reader #armin arlet x reader #attack on titan x reader #anime #fanfiction #anime x reader #attack on titan fanfiction #shingeki no kyojin x reader

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jxckspxcer · 4 years

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

TAGGED BY: @skulldxddy AYYYEEEE TAGGING: @pcrticlvcid, @flos-timore, @ofspoons, @chainsxwsmile, @builtperil, uhhH YALL

1. FIRST NAME: Adrian

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I collect hats. I own 54 hats. I wear like 4 of those.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: This HARD. On one hand bein ace doesn’t mean I can’t think people are attractive, on the other I experience all things in extremes so most people are really boring to look at to the point I never remember any details about their appearance (”like my hair cut?” “you.... you got a hair cut?”), or they’re very very noteworthy and I can no longer function in their presence (cause i wanna stare at them but thattts weird).

But lemme tell ya, I compliment people regularly, so here’s 3 things I notice and point out about people: Cool Hair, Unique Aesthetic (fashion, be it a singular accessory or every goth/gnc i ever meet--), Height (tols impress).

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Sushi probably.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Mushrooms. Neurhg,,,

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: the devils lettuce................ And idk K-D.rama?

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: Depends on the temperature. COLD: Leggings, pajama pants, sweater, beanie. HOT: shorts tanktop.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: uHGHUHGH,,, every relationship I’ve ever had was short and terrible. let’s go with fliiings! thats what I need in my life. a commitment free cuddle buddy.

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: You know there’s a lot of shit in my past that can’t be stopped, but RECENT PAST? WHY DID I SPEND ALL MY SCHOLARSHIP MONEY LIKE I DID. I COULDA MADE HELLA SAVINGS!! I WAS GETTING 5K A SEMESTER!! AND I SPENT IT! ON! FOOD AND SHIT! i had a job at the same time, my parents were still working, I do not see why I was spending any of that semester money man I smh I oughta kick my past selves a ss....

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: I yearn to be. I’m incredibly repressed and insecure currently, and I’m not sure if that’s going to change when I’m less depressed or if I’m gonna have to rebuild that skill. But I used to be the kind of person to hold hands with my best friend, snuggle during sleepovers, give hugs and kisses, sit close and link arms, generally just be super cuddly-- It’s how I like to be, but I think at some point I just started to assume people didn’t like it so I stopped. SUCKs Butt.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: I watched mimzy over and over again as a kid, but nowadays, none, no, I can’t, I don’t have that aTTENTION SPAN---

12. FAVORITE BOOK: UHhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,, i have not read a book in a while, my old favorite book might not be as good as I remember.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: Raccoon.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: Lets go nonxs based on my recent media consumption--- Chel.lDOS (redemption tailoring), Zifeng/Yanuo, Kirk/Spock, HarleyQ/KickinAss, UhHhh, okay and ClayJack my ultimate Jack ship I will crave for infinity...

15. PIE OR CAKE: Cake. Cheesecake specifically, but CAKE. Pie only has so many flavors I’ll actually eat.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: OOHhh GoDdd... I’m doing aromatherapy right now (another strange fact), so there’s a lot of good scents in my life... I really like sweets? Like I have a cotton candy body mist, and I like my smores candles.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: UHhhh....... UHHHHHH????? That feeling when you are so far out of the cult of celebrity.... Like I know some, mostly ones from Marvel, but I wouldn’t call em crushes. Can I say Whoopi Goldberg in the Sister Act? She was really pretty in that movie (so was the red haired nun). And I really liked those movies as a kid.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: The easy one to say would be Japan.... but to visit some of my online friends would be even better! Honestly, I find just going grocery shopping with my friend to be an adventure, I am sure visiting any of my friends in their hometowns, be they cities or small towns, I would find every day exciting. I have deep puppy energies.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: Introvert. I get so tired, my friend has told me to take a nap mid-party before. But like, as you hear, I love parties. I super love socializing, but oof I do get drained. If I could sit with people, no-energy, no-obligation, free to chat or chill, that’d be the dream. And I have a lot of those with my best friend, except with the minor energy obligation of transportation and sometimes other people....

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Incredibly. I’m a huge baby, incredibly squeamish, easily startled, easily paranoid. I’m scared of the dark still, I don’t watch horror movies unless the monster is sexy.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: fuck em both, i still have iphone

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: I’m primarily a simulator/rpg/sandbox kind of gamer. Animal Crossing, Minecraft, WoW, Starbound, Sims 4... Yeah. I can’t even play Mario or Left 4 Dead very well but like I like them?? Game with meee, I don’t do that much, it would be fun tho,,,

23. DREAM JOB: If I’m god damn honest I hate the idea of a job deep down in my soul. Call it bein’ lazy but man I want my life to involve somethin more than making money to survive, that’s all I’ve ever done and I’d like to stop. But being able to help others, being a resource, brightening peoples day, being involved in something that enriches the world somehow. These kind of things make a good fit for work, and if it pays good, and I can build a routine around a solid schedule, then I guess I could live with whatever.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Do the math for how much I need to survive for the rest of my life, bare minimum style, then cushion that a little. Buy myself and my friends some nice things. Start giving money to strangers. Funnel it into important things that need to get paid for. Quit my job, travel, get extensive therapy, join fucking causes I wish I had the physical & mental resources for now, finally be able to put my passion into things again. Lmao money can’t buy happiness my a s s.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: hmmmmmmm........ hate it such a strong word. I just keep thinking of characters I LOVE to hate or like characters who are obviously hateable (intolerable villains). But I wanna pick one I genuinely dislike, deep down, for reasons.

Lum.py from HTF,,, I just don’t like his design next to the rest. I mean I haven’t watched HTF in literal years but he came to mind.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: The Walking Dead / Game. Zombies just don’t really ??? click with me unless they have a gimmick now.

#games.#munagement.#munday.#[I SPENT ALL DAY ON THIS INSTEAD *CLAPS* ill do that reply tomorrow i g uess]

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mommydragon-of-all · 6 years

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OC Interview Meme

This looks fun. Also some answers drastically differ depending on around what time this "interview” takes place. So i got thinking and since I was tagged by@sakurabunnie who’s getting to know my pre-inquisition Soren, i choose to time this before Inquisition. Then i was tagged by dear @hadiden-lavellan too, but by then i was halfway through his post, and hey why not, some looking back :) Thank you both!!!! :3333

For Soren (Lavellan):

1. What is your name?

“A lot of people have called me by a lot of names. You can call me Soren.”

2. What is your real name?

“It is actually Soren. Yep, just Soren. I lost my original belonging and i didnt take any of my families surnames. Not permanently nor in any way official.”

3. Do you know why you were called that?

“Oh well, my parents wanted a pair of short and strong names that ring together, even if they had to get a bit creative. Also, as i learned, a pair of names that can be lilted and growled equally well haha “

4. Are you single or taken?

“i am free like a bird. Does your nest have some extra space on a cold night by the way?”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

“Im a highly trained assassin, among … other things. If you ever get in trouble… *slides over a strange little object* flash this around the shady parts of any city. They will take care of the rest. But for your lives sake, do not try to lie”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

“ I dont think i ever used that alias… “

7. What’s your eye color?

“Oohhh you are welcome to gaze into them closer, yes ;) no low light excuses, they have their own, so just lean over… “

8. How about your hair color?

“ Oh yes that is harder to tell in different lights. Its dark red, like good wine or blood from the liver .”

9. Have you any family members?

“ I have tons. If you meant blood relation… other than my twin sister i have some distant family. Literally distant even, like few and far between, out in the world. Some of us exchange awesome birthday gifts some years though, regardless of the exact date. Who has time to time that. “

(Scattered by the wind, but firmly standing like the trees)

10. Oh? What about pets?

“ Sadly animals are deadly afraid of me. It takes just a sniff to run for dear life… Even predators… it takes a special blend of proud and crazy to befriend me it seems. I would kill for such treasures. Like that Hart i once fought for an apple in that deep forest and lately rode to far destinations… i think it starts to get even attached!!! If he sticks around im gonna call him Captain. But remember, Dont go close to him! For your dear life, please dont. He is easy to recognize. Big as a mountain and looks like “Oh, Shit”. “

(’Where to, Captain?’)

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

“ Those things are about to change. Or drop in numbers significantly in the world. Just wait. …as truly as i want to mean that, unfortunately some things never change. Like the darkness in people, festering hearts. There will always be things like betrayal, prejudice, hatred, discrimination, envy, greed, cruelty,... i could go on. People who mostly keep themselves above those shades of their nature are all worth to be protected.“

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

“ Oh there are so many awesome things in the world and so many exciting things to do! I cant even count them. Like there’s hunting dragons for one! Speaking of hunting, there is also treasure hunt and demon hunt and manhunt and wyvernhunt and countless others, the bigger and meaner the better! But then theres also MAGIC! Do you have any idea how awesome that is? Everything magic and everything it touched. Putting together and using magic objects for so many things! And spells??? Potions, lotions, weapons... And there are also PEOPLE! The most magical thing is the warm light in ones heart. And they are so various and unique! There are different languages and codes and symbols and oh the stories! And dance and music and pleasures and laughing and caring and helping and…. oh … haha… im sorry, are you awake? Please ask away. “

(’Ah, what a beautiful day!’)

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

“ I think you snoozed off and forgot about my profession already. :) “

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

“ Hahaha oh these sharp and pointy things and stuff arent for chopping and cooking vegetables either.”

15. What kind of animal are you?

“Pfffft i am my own species! Hehe! A unique hybrid i guess! But definitely a big animal, yes. Sis’ won that argument long ago, so there you have the answer. “

16. Name your worst habits.

“Hmm? What?” (*Muffs out with one of the interviewers -already leafed through-notebooks between his sharp teeth, booth on table...*) Hey! That is… how did you… *sigh*... nevermind

(exhibit 99: ‘”I’ll go straight there!”)

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“My sister, definitely. She is the best. She is indestructible in every way i swear! Gotta be the strongest person alive. She is also really cool. But hot. I mean explosive! Not that shes not hot, technically... she is my female version after all haha. And caring for me with great big sister love (*mumble*:even if i am like 5 minutes older), but dont spread that ;) Might harm her notoriety. I also look up to several of my tutors and many other people for many different reasons. People can be so many kinds of amazing.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

“You can not expect me to label my interests in a world full of so many differently beautiful people with warm hearts.”

19. Do you go to school?

“Yes. Life. 24/7. Got less intense since i learned how to survive and sustain myself, and grew a strong body to back up my needs and will, but there are always new things to learn and lessons you never asked for too. I had some actual teachers along the way too, but lately mostly i just teach myself what i dont just encounter by diving into new things. Which is not only fun by the way, you are bound to learn a few things. Then there are books, theories, researching, digging, honing instincts and reflexes, combining and refining techniques or theories, trial and error... Life is a bottomless school “

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“Wow, wow, you mean like.. babies? Sweet Fade, i wouldnt dare breathe their way, they are so fragile... little young PEOPLE, persons who arrived so recently and understand so little and cant even tell whats up just cry and i cant understand them, i understand every language but i can not understand babies for my life and ... and... thats terrifying! And do you have any idea how EASY it is to kill someone? And then there is that small bundle of vulnerability, my proximity could be lethal to it! And .... *sigh*... sorry just... It all would depend on that special person i might find who would want to keep me for life, for better or worse, and if they wanted kids... even if babies, i would be on board. I would do anything for that special someone. Even learn baby care... Bigger kids, well, i already have :D . In good care. If any of them were to be taken under my constant and indirect care, would depend on a lot of things. Right now they are much safer otherwise.”

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

“Most certainly ;D.But none of them know much about me, of course. With that comes a transformation of those feelings”

22. What are you most afraid of?

‘Im not afraid of ANYTHING!” *eyes instantly betraying* “Fine, fine, gotta be loss. Ironic, isnt it, for i have but what is on my person. Replaceable come and goes. Im mostly afraid of losses that arent even really “mine”, but others. Loved ones or even barely known ones loosing their lives or their light. Loosing my sister, myself, my heart... that is all i am. The only thing i cannot live without is my heart, i AM my heart, and loosing pieces of it or have it broken or freezing through a hole... I hate how selfish that is. But yeah. There you go. I still tend to leave pieces of it everywhere, and it only grows with that, funny how that works, but it also tends to get wounded on every turn. I fear the numbing cold. I fear the day when i cant hold it together and go on anymore.”

(from “When you are away”)

23. What do you usually wear?

“What you see is my whole wardrobe, hahah. But i shift and change to blend in from the dirt of Orzammar’s dust town to the shining halls of Orlesian palaces. Its fun. What i like to wear mostly are well covering clothes, that allow a great scale of mobility, but not baggy to catch on things. Made of high quality materials only. My clothes MUST be of great quality materials, more for comfort than durability. Heightened overall senses arent always fun. Oh and for outer wear i like leather, especially dragonskin stuff for light armor, and long boots are the only footwear i acknowledge, some with high heels, and a matching pair of long gloves from soft fine leather are necessary too. Long coats from mostly leather and all the necessary leather straps and harnesses and pouches and belt too of course. If it counts, all my current favorite necklaces with magical pendants and bracelets are a constant wear too. It also doesnt hurt if my clothes look great. But fine materials tailored to my body and my needs usually bring that effect without further touches.”

(*his gear gotta let his smooth ass move*)

24. Do you love someone?

“I love all good people. ...and some others”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

"Bahahahhahaa now thats some blunt question! It deserves to be answered truthfully. I wish i could say when i was a baby, but truth is i think it happened a few times during the wilder rides of intense poison training with blood magic assistance, but im not really sure, i was barely conscious through those parts from pain and all kinds of nasty sensations, i came to my senses naked and tucked in after them. I never do extreme limit pushing training alone. There were also times when i was subject to some blood spells and experiments unwilling too. I have some suspicious blurry memories that i have made all sorts of messes. Egh. Lets move on to more fun questions”

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

“Perfect!”

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

“I live outside of such systems. But i took part in every class during my life, thanks to current families or goals.”

28. How many friends do you have?

“Plenty, but one cant have too many. Helping each other goes a long way. I tend to make some friends everywhere i go, but i have few close friends. The closest one is my sis’. She knows me more than i know myself, and she is always there for me, at any cost.”

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

“Pie? One of the most fun cakes. It was invented for throwing i swear!”

30. Favourite drink?

“Hmmmm... old, red wine, hot and seasoned, spiced with a nice kick of that special antivan poison blend. I dont recommend you trying it, but you dont know what you’re missing out.”

31. What’s your favourite place?

“Wherever i am welcome.”

(*one favorite place example. It is not Where, it is Who*)

32. Are you interested in someone?

“I am interested in everyone. Are you fishing for some special interest?”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

“Hahahha oh you never disappoint! Well, it was a long time ago when i last i wore a bra, back when i could still pull off the young girl appearance, to get in paces and so on. I always made sure to have a proportional but quite evident bosom. Oh it was such fun, my long hair helped too, and i dished out that act spot on! Like that time in Val Royeaux, when the heads i turned waltzing in as part of a rich antivan court were spinning all around in frantic search in the chaos, while i walked right out as a male servant. Oh sorry, i got distracted. You also asked about my “willy” if i recall correctly. If you would like to measure it so badly we can discuss that later ;) “

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

“Hmmm.... whichever promises more sunk treasures and secrets. Some lakes hide quite the surprises let me tell you.”

(’Looks like a perfect place for some diving..’)

35. What’s your type?

“My type of what, exactly, dear? ;)”

36. Any fetishes?

“I am very flexible in many ways, let me tell you, in case you are planning to bend me to your will. And if id have some suggestions, well, let it remain a little mystery for now ;p”

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

“Depends. What would you like me to be?”

38. Camping or indoors?

“Nothing beats a warm bed and a well secured resting place. Especially with my... condition, and experiences”

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

“Are you kidding me? You have such awkward, uncomfortable questions... Let me get a new round of drinks for us and lets do this till morning!” “What do you mean new round... when did this cup of hot wine get here? It has my name on it??? What the... I better go i think.”

40. Now it’s over!

“What? Oh come on, we just got to some really “embarrassing” parts! Talking about “embarrassing”, would you like to hear the story of my encounter with this qounari dreadnought captain and ended up on board to Ostwick? Maybe you can tell me some stories yourself too in exchange..” *puppy eyes+shining grin combo* “Well, im not exactly in a hurry...” “Excellent!” *shifts closer and pours more wine*

I tag @quizzikemen @pelle-lavellan @hadiden-lavellan @sakurabunnie @elalavella @nipuni and everyone who wants to do it! For those who already did this consider this a tag for another OC! Gotta love them all :D (if you feel like doing it. I always feel like reading it)

#finally i got around to finish this post #soren lavellan #oc meme #dragon age inquisition #dual wield assassin #male lavellan #screenshots

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a-pretty-nerd · 6 years

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Game: Chapter Four

Patrick Hockstetter x reader x Henry Bowers series

Concept: After Patrick puts you in a difficult position, you’re thrown into a world of fear, chaos, and sex.

A/N: Ah! Okay! Shits gonna get good sooooon! Lets goooo the spice is real!!! Ya’ll are lucky I love ya’ll so much cuz it is 2am! Happy Valentines day everybody! 👏❤

Tags: @bartallenisbae @sihakrios28

Warnings: NSFW, cursing, public teasing and sexual activity

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It wasn’t as easy to avoid the situation than you though it would be. Patrick was strategic when it came to you and Henry. Every second Henry wasn’t looking at you, Patrick had a hand somewhere on your person. Preferably on your chest, or ass. You tried your best to swat his wanderinf hands away when Henry was too close for comfort. But that did little to stop him. And it didn’t help that Henry was becoming more and more visibly distracted.

You knew something wasn’t right, and you knew it came from home. But what the hell were you supposed to do? It’s not like you’d get an answer if you asked or anything. And god forbid you try and actually do something. You didn’t want to even think about what he’d do to you then.

You had a few more pressing matters to deal with. Like dealing with the sex-crazed Patrick for one. His lust for you had grown since your first encounter. You had started losing count of how many times he had snuck into your bedroom late at night and fucked you into your mattress. You stopped warning him that you might get pregnant. It never stopped him from emptying his load inside you before. Same went for Henry. Neither of them seemed to listen to you.

Half-way through your summer, you spent a day hanging around Vic’s place. His family wasn’t home, and there wasn’t much to do around town anyways. The biggest thrill of the day, if you could call it that, was stealing a few bags of chips, and sodas from a local gas station. It wasn’t anything new, and the boys seemed bored by it. Not much left to do but sit and chow down and watch a little TV.

You took your place curled up on Henry’s side. His eyes focused on the Tv, you cried to grab a bit of attention by running your fingers through his hair. No such luck. It was like you barely even excisted.

“Theres nothing on!” You heard Belch declare as he flipped through channels. Suddenly a flash of a full on nude chest shot came into the screen and Vic and Henry shouted at him to go back. You felt Patrick give a low chuckle next to you as Belch struggled to go back. It was something about a country style concert, you weren’t really paying attention. You were too busy trying to shift away and wandering hand. Thin and lanky fingers made their way below your ass and took a firm grip. To no avail, the groping continued. You leaned away from Henry slighty to make sure he wouldn’t notice. Or any of the other boys. Your heart raced in your chest.

Fuck. Patrick wasn’t letting up. He leaned in closer even. His lips tickling your ear as he whispered.

“Go to the bathroom. I’ll meet you there in five.” And scratched his unkept nails against your skin. You bit your lip to keep yourself from making a sound. He pulled away, and leaned back. You felt yourself start to sweat and panic.

“I’m gonna take a leak.” You announced awkwardly, standing and walking off to the bathroom. Hearing a half minded Henry joke.

“Don’t fall in.” Making himself smirk as he kept watching the screen. You closed the door, and waited. Maybe, just maybe you could escape out the window? Run home and avoid the whole thing? Your heart jumped out of your chest when you heard the door open, and close. Shit. Shit. Shit.

“Look, Patrick. I can’t do this anymore. It’s not right.” You didn’t have the guts to face him. Staring at the tile wall in front of you. You heard the door lock behind you. When you didn’t get an answer, you started to shake. “I-I” you were cut off by two hands forcing you against the wall. The pressure of not only hands but a whole body pressing you against the wall was sudden and startling. You gasped loudly. Looking up into the icey blue eyes that bared down at you.

“You think you can’t do this anymore?” He growled. “Do you have any idea how much it hurts? Seeing that fuck abuse you like that?” He grinds his hips into your ass. Nursing his erection. “Ignoring such a hot thing like you.” You melt when he stuffs his face in your neck, and he purrs. “It’s fucking criminal.”

“P-Patrick.” You sigh as you feel him undress you from the waist down. Kissing and biting the back of your neck and ear as he hurries to pull himself out of his pants. The familiar feeling of his cock sliding deep inside fills you as you let out another airey gasp of pleasure. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t enjoy this part. The way Patrick made you feel. Drove you crazy.

Suddenly he’s fucking you into the cold tile wall. Your hands, face and chest pressed up against it almost painfully. His thrusts are relentless and if he was going any fast it’d make a loud slapping sound. You heard a knock at the door, and you jump. Patrick only pauses for a second.

“Y/N?” Henry’s voice comes out muffled from behind the door. Patrick lets out a soft, airey chuckle and goes right back to fucking you. You choke on your words and bite your tongue.

“Y-Yeah?”

“You alright?”

“I’m fine!” You insist as Patrick gets rougher. He’s enjoying this bit way, way too much.

“You sure?”

“Yeah! I-I just…feel nauseous is all…ah..shit.” You curse under your breath as your orgasm builds deep inside you.

“Okay.” Henry takes the exscuse, though audibly suspicious in his tone. You heard him shuffle off down the hall. And Patrick holds you tightly by your waist. Wrapping himself around you so he can rest his chin on your shoulder.

“Such a good girl, Y/N.” He speaks. “Taking my cock while telling off your boyfriend. Tell me. Can he make you cum like I can?” He asks, reaching down and playing with your clit with that damned grin on his face. You lose all control, cumming around him easily. “Oohhh fuck.” He grunts. “Haha thats it baby, drain my cock.” Within another minute he starts to shake. Clinging to your body as his orgasm hits him. His hips buck, and he digs himself deep as he can. Leaving small pink scratch marks on your sides as he loses control. Cumming once again, balls deep inside of you. You bites your lip, hard.

Patrick kisses your cheek, and cleans himself up a bit before leaving you in the bathroom to clean yourself up. To sit back down in Henry’s arms with a load leaking out of you in your panties. Patrick has a permanent smile on his crooked lips the rest of the night. Damn him.

#bowers gang smut #bowers gang x reader #the bowers gang x reader #henry bowers x pregnant reader #patrick hockstetter x pregnant reader #henry bowers x reader smut #patrick hockstetter x reader smut #henry bowers x reader #patrick hockstetter x reader #owen teague #nicholas hamilton

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doggonneit · 6 years

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The Last Red Scribble | Part 1/2

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairing/Characters: Kuroo/Tsukishima

Rating: T for Teen

Warnings: Single Parent AU

A.N. This is a part of the KuroTsuki Gift Exchange 2017, written for @moonislander on Tumblr. Hope you enjoy!

Italics is Tsukishima. Bold is Kuroo.

[Read on AO3]

Monday PM

(2:33) I’m about to slam my head into the wall. (2:33) Tobio got into another fight. (2:34) He’s fucking five, how does he keep picking fights.

(2:35) what a champ

(2:35) What the fuck, Akiteru. (2:35) You’re not supposed to say that.

(2:36) wrong number bud but legit (2:36) tobios got a future in cage fighting (2:36) whos tobio

(2:38) Oh, sorry. Wrong number.

(2:40) well dont leave me hanging (2:40) i need to know who to put my money on in the future

(2:41) Don’t make this weirder than it already is.

(2:41) :)))))

(2:42) Tobio’s my son.

(2:43) are you an old man (2:43) is that why you started texting me (2:44) STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER

(2:45) What the fuck, no. (2:46) I messed up my brother’s new number. (2:46) Evidently.

(2:46) eviDENTly (2:47) arent you all smart and proper (2:47) thats how i like em

(2:49) Are you seriously flirting with me over text? (2:49) You don’t know stranger danger at all. (2:50) I don’t have time for this.

(2:53) :((((( (2:55) come back

(2:56) I have to deal with my son.

(2:56) what an adulty adult (2:57) tell tobio hes a fucken champ

Tuesday AM

(7:22) sooo (7:22) i know your brothers name and your sons name (7:22) but not your name

(7:25) …

(7:25) hint hint

(7:26) Have you seen the latest stranger danger campaign? (7:26) It’s got your face all over it.

(7:27) you think youre being funny but my mates crack jokes about my ugly mug making children cry (7:28) would tobio cry if he ever saw me

(7:30) He doesn’t even know what you look like.

(7:31) *image attached*

(7:34) I really don’t have time for this. I’m getting Tobio ready for school.

(7:35) if life were a party youd be the clown that sucks all the fun away (7:35) XP

(7:36) Why are you making that face?

(7:36) you hurt my feelings so im sticking my tongue out at you

(7:38) No-one uses that emoji for hurt feelings.

(7:39) i just did (7:39) XP (7:39) oh look i just did it again (7:39) XP (7:39) and again look at me go

(7:42) All right, all right, I’ll ask. (7:44) Tobio says you look like you killed a cat.

(7:44) how does someone even look like that (7:44) your son needs glasses (7:45) what do you think then (7:45) smouldering eyes wicked grin (7:45) admit it im pretty

(7:46) Yeah, pretty atrocious. (7:46) What’s with that hair?

(7:47) HI THIS IS KUROOS BEST FREIDN FOERVER BOKUTO PLS DONT METNION HIS BEHDEAD IT MAKES HM SELF CONSCOIUS

(7:47) Aww. Is Kuroo sulking now?

(7:47) sajfkdsjp (7:47) asdffhajlkkasdfghijkl

(7:48) I feel like I should be concerned. (7:50) I am actually concerned.

(7:51) how do i get rid of a body

(7:51) What.

(7:51) how do i (7:51) get rid of (7:51) a body

(7:51) Cook him and serve him to the police who knock on your door asking for his whereabouts.

(7:52) babe thats brilliant (7:52) youre a committed accomplice now

(7:52) On a scale of 1-10, how often do you hit on nameless and faceless strangers over the phone?

(7:52) 1 (7:53) its only ever been you (7:53) *heart emoji*

(7:53) I’m flattered.

(7:53) we have a dilemma (7:54) you know my name and my face (7:54) ive lost the advantage (7:54) who are you o mysterious phone man

(7:54) You really want to know?

(7:55) yes!!

(7:55) Well (7:55) My name is (7:55) *middle finger emoji*

(7:56) i am (7:56) fucking betrayed (7:56) my own accomplice

(7:57) :)))))

Wednesday PM

(4:17) *image attached* (4:17) fight gloves for tobio when he grows up lololol

(4:20) Don’t even joke about that.

(4:21) did he get into another fight (4:21) whatd he do steal another kids party pie

(4:22) He ruined someone’s sandcastle.

(4:22) that punk

(4:22) He also threw the bucket at their head and made them cry.

(4:23) holy shit (4:23) i know you cant see but im pissing myself laughing

(4:23) That’s the second time this month. (4:24) Is he going for a new record? How concerned should I be? (4:24) I should ask my brother for advice.

(4:24) okay but in all seriousness (4:25) dont kids usually act out because theyre upset about things

(4:26) Yep.

(4:26) you sound like you know whats going on

(4:27) Yep.

(4:27) is the thing not an easy fix

(4:28) Tobio can’t exactly move back into his old neighbourhood and old school.

(4:28) ohhh (4:28) i get that totally been there (4:29) though that happened to me in middle school so i handled it differently

(4:30) You mean you didn’t stomp on sandcastles and throw buckets at people’s heads? (4:30) Shocking.

(4:31) real mature of me ayy (4:31) but its chill tobio just needs time to adjust

(4:32) He’s been living with me for four months already.

(4:33) hes trying to survive a new environment (4:33) go easy on him

(4:35) All good and well until he accidentally kills one of his classmates.

(4:35) what could he possibly do (4:35) nah dont answer that

(4:36) You’re not inspiring much confidence right now.

(4:37) okay hows this (4:38) the most dangerous thing in a school is a pencil (4:38) if he stabs it through someones eye (4:38) what are the chances of a five year old having that good of an aim

(4:39) We could be surprised.

(4:40) lets give tobio the benefit of the doubt (4:40) have i brought your fears to rest or nah

(4:50) You’re interesting to talk to, I’ll give you that.

(4:50) is that why youve kept talking to me despite the anonymous and rather suspicious nature of our relationship

(4:50) Sure.

(4:51) *heart eyes emoji*

Thursday PM

(6:44) ive been thinking

(6:46) Make sure you give yourself a break every ten minutes. We wouldn’t want to strain your mental capabilities.

(6:47) hush child i got something to say (6:47) about tobio sort of

(6:48) I’m listening.

(6:49) so yesterdays conversation made me go all introspective (6:49) and if all tobios doing is throwing things (6:50) the lil guy will go far in life (6:50) i mean when i was five i was eating sand

(6:51) Congratulations, you just tripped over the lowest bar society set for its most basic standards.

(6:51) savage i love it (6:52) bokuto just called me a masochist (6:52) he doesnt even know what that means i bet he learned it from akaashi

(6:54) … (6:55) Who’s Akaashi?

(6:55) the most beautiful man to grace the earth and bokutos boyfriend (6:55) im not even kidding his face was sculpted by gods (6:56) *image attached*

(6:57) Wow.

(6:57) exactly (6:57) no one knows how bokuto snagged him (6:58) my moneys on witchcraft

(6:59) Have a little more faith in your Best Freidn Foerver.

(6:59) hes my best bro but he does NOT have that much game

(6:59) You misspelled Best Freidn Foerver.

(7:00) all right he types like an electrocuted toddler (7:00) hes there for me during the good bad and ugly (7:00) and i support him 100% (7:01) but theres no logical explanation for how he got akaashi

(7:01) Maybe he has charm.

(7:02) gasp (7:02) babe (7:02) did you just imply i dont have any charm

(7:03) I didn’t say anything of the sort but it’s an apt description.

(7:03) you really are a savage (7:04) totally my type just saying

(7:05) For all you know I’m a sixty year old man with whiskers and a pot belly.

(7:05) im a personality kinda guy anyway (7:05) so what do you look like

(7:07) Shh.

(7:07) ?

(7:07) Can you hear that?

(7:07) ??

(7:08) Stranger danger.

(7:08) DUDE COME ON (7:08) or are you actually a sixty year old man with whiskers and a pot belly (7:08) because no judgement if you are

(7:10) *image attached*

(7:11) holy shit (7:11) HOLYS HIT (7:11) AJGSFAJKALHHJKKKLLLL

(7:13) Uh. (7:14) Hello? (7:15) Are you there? (7:18) I’m actually kind of worried now.

(7:20) Hi, this is Akaashi. Kuroo’s fine; he’s muttering to himself on the floor. (7:21) Something about being sculpted by gods and touched by angels?

(7:22) What the fuck.

(7:22) Nice selfie :)

Friday PM

(9:28) arms (9:28) abs (9:28) legs (9:28) sore

(9:31) Do I really want to know? (9:31) No, I don’t.

(9:32) :( (9:32) i experienced life death and hell all in the same day

(9:33) Now I can’t not know.

(9:33) i had vball training for a match next week and it was torture (9:33) and when we thought it was done no (9:34) we had practice matches with alumni and it was torture round two (9:34) then i had coaching which i usually love (9:34) but the kids kept spiking balls at me (9:35) 10 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS BODY 50 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS HEAD 100 POINTS IF YOU HIT HIS NOSE

(9:36) You play volleyball?

(9:37) thats all you took from that

(9:37) I used to play volleyball in high school.

(9:37) wait are you serious (9:37) what position??

(9:38) Middle blocker.

(9:38) me too!! (9:38) what are the chances of us both playing vball and being middle blockers (9:39) this is destiny i feel it

(9:40) That was another lifetime ago lol.

(9:40) once a vball player always a vball player (9:40) how tall are you

(9:41) 195cm, why?

(9:43) 195 and yOU DONT PLAY VBALL (9:43) this is a crime (9:44) tell me tobio plays vball

(9:45) I... don’t think he’s ever tried it?

(9:46) the outrage (9:46) how could you (9:47) i just felt my heart crack (9:47) oohhh the pain

(9:47) Poor baby. Want me to kiss it better?

(9:47) i (9:47) ijakl

(9:48) ?? (9:50) Did you disappear on me again. (9:50) This seems to be a growing trend.

(9:51) Hi, this is Akaashi again. Kuroo is currently incapacifjskkl (9:51) WAHT DID U DO TO MY BSET FREIND FOREBER WHYS HE ALL RED N CHOKN ON HIS WORSD

(9:52) Oh. (9:52) Scroll up.

(9:52) OHO (9:53) OHOHO

Saturday AM

(11:10) my mates wont stop laughing at me (11:10) i live in a house of dicks (11:11) cant even escape them theyre on my team (11:11) i blame you

(11:15) Sucks to be you lol.

(11:15) are you taking pleasure in my pain

(11:15) It sounds wrong when you put it that way.

(11:15) ;) (11:16) i’m still upset though (11:16) make me feel better?

(11:17) You seem to think I possess the ability to feel pity. (11:17) I don’t.

(11:18) you know what you do possess (11:18) the ability to feel annoyance (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) is it annoying yet (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) ! (11:18) !

(11:19) ALL RIGHT, STOP.

(11:19) victory

(11:20) What do you want.

(11:17) whats your name

(11:17) Are you serious.

(11:17) i wanna know

(11:18) You reek of desperation.

(11:18) not gonna change my mind

(11:19) …

(11:19) wanna do the whole !!! thing again

(11:21) Fine. (11:21) You’ll ask politely.

(11:21) dom huh (11:21) im into that (11:22) will you pretty please with a cherry on top tell me what your name is

(11:22) N (11:22) O (11:22) *heart emoji*

(11:24) i cant believe (11:24) how could you (11:24) youre so mean

(11:24) :)))))

(11:25) shouldve expected it (11:25) do you always play with peoples hearts like this

(11:25) I enjoy jerking you around. You make some pretty good entertainment.

(11:26) glad to be of service :’)

(11:26) I suppose I could throw you a bone.

(11:26) im not falling for it this time

(11:26) Tsukishima.

(11:27) …

(11:27) My name is Tsukishima.

(11:27) it is (11:27) up down left right with you

(11:27) Disappointed?

(11:28) NEVER WITH YOU (11:28) TSUKKIIII

(11:28) No. (11:28) Do not.

(11:28) i love your name its beautiful like you

(11:29) I revoke your right to say my name ever again.

(11:29) TSUKKIIII (11:29) *heart eyes emoji*

(11:32) I have never regretted anything more in my life.

Sunday PM

(3:24) You said you have a volleyball match next week, right?

(3:28) is this a dream (3:28) are you actually texting me first

(3:29) Miracles abound today.

(3:29) yeah i have a match next week why

(3:29) I mentioned it to Tobio and he got really excited. (3:30) He made me explain everything. I spent hours talking about rules and moves.

(3:30) i knew that kid had the vball genes in him

(3:30) I even dug up some old practice tapes from high school. (3:31) He’s obsessed with setting.

(3:31) hed get along with my setter (3:31) that arrogant ass (3:31) i love him though

(3:32) *image attached*

(3:33) what… is that

(3:33) Tobio’s lack of artistic talent.

(3:33) i hope you didnt tell him that

(3:34) He said it was you blocking and scoring the winning point.

(3:35) he drew a picture of me?

(3:35) He captured your likeness down to the last red scribble.

(3:35) omg… omg...

(3:37) It’s not that big of a deal.

(3:37) youre not ruining this for me (3:37) this is the best day of my life

(3:37) Remember when we talked about low standards?

(3:37) your son loves me

(3:38) He drew a picture of you.

(3:38) and how many other people has he drawn???

(3:38) …

(3:38) thought so (3:39) tell my biggest fan i said hello and thank you (3:39) its the prettiest picture ive ever gotten

(3:39) Don’t get nudes much, huh.

(3:40) wow (3:40) WOWW (3:40) that went beyond savage (3:40) that was straight up murder

(3:41) You like it.

(3:41) yeah im really wondering about that masochistic streak

(3:41) About that.

(3:42) ??

(3:42) I was thinking (3:42) If you were interested (3:42) I could help you explore that.

(3:44) i just dropped my fuckign phone (3:44) are you fucking with me right now

(3:45) Yes.

(3:46) i fucking hate you

(3:46) No, you don’t.

(3:46) no i don’t

(3:46) Why do you keep falling for these things.

(3:47) actually im falling for you

(3:47) Seriously.

(3:47) hope (3:47) its all i got buddy (3:49) is this going to be like last time when you said no but then changed your mind

(3:50) No.

(3:50) dammit

Monday PM

(7:18) happy one week anniversary babe (7:18) do i get a gift (7:18) eyebrow wiggle

(7:21) Did you just type -eyebrow wiggle- at me

(7:22) *video attached*

(7:23) I did not ask for a video of you wiggling your eyebrows.

(7:23) its my gift to you

(7:23) I’m so… grateful.

(7:24) cmon gift gift gift

(7:24) I don’t know, I don’t have anything. (7:24) Actually (7:25) *image attached*

(7:25) omg is that tobio (7:25) hes so fucken cute wtf (7:26) look at those hamster cheeks (7:26) whats he eating

(7:26) Blueberry cupcake. (7:26) It’s his reward for behaving in school.

(7:27) aww no fights today?

(7:28) His teacher said he engaged positively with other students. He was trying to play volleyball with them.

(7:28) omg thats adorable (7:28) i see where he gets it from (7:28) are you teaching him how to play

(7:30) I taught him how to receive but I’m rusty. (7:30) I should look into classes for him. (7:30) Do they even have classes for kids that young?

(7:31) the rec centre where i coach does (7:31) idk about other places though

(7:31) Whereabouts is your rec centre?

(7:32) shh

(7:32) You’re not doing the stranger danger thing on me.

(7:32) do you hear that

(7:32) Can you hear my sigh travelling across the wind.

(7:33) STRANGER DANGER

(7:33) Are you done.

(7:33) my centres in tokyo lol

(7:34) It wouldn’t happen to be the Tokyo Sports and Recreation Centre?

(7:34) how did you know that (7:34) oh my god this is real (7:34) STRANGER DANGER

(7:36) It’s a twenty minute walk from my place.

(7:36) i know i just joked about stranger danger but should you really be telling me that

(7:37) Take it as proof that I don’t think you’re a predatory serial killer.

(7:37) thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me (7:38) *heart emoji* (7:38) well if youre interested the kiddy classes are wed 5pm and sat 10am (7:38) you can go to one or both

(7:40) Hmm.

(7:40) times no good?

(7:42) My brother has Tobio on both those days. (7:42) I’ll have to talk to him about this.

(7:43) ahh dont wanna encroach on uncle nephew bonding time

(7:43) I don’t think Akiteru will mind-- he used to play volleyball too.

(7:43) how did you ever think tobio wouldnt be a vball player (7:44) its clearly in his genes

(7:44) Wishful thinking. I never really liked volleyball.

(7:45) what no (7:45) why

(7:46) It was just a school club. I only did it because it was something to do.

(7:47) you come into my house

(7:48) Lol.

(7:48) well hey its paying off now (7:48) i bet tobio looks at you like youre a god

(7:49) Yeah. (7:49) It’s the first time he’s really looked at me. (7:50) So thanks. (7:50) :)

#kurotsuki #kurotsukiexchange #Kuroo Tetsurou #tsukishima kei #haikyuu!!

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chimericarchitect · 6 years

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kurvakiousSexekutionoir 2

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 17:43 --

[05:43] KS: Hey! hoow are yoou?

[05:43] TS: Hey! Long time no see. :P

[05:43] TS: I'm good.

[05:44] TS: Whaddup?

[05:44] KS: I was woondering.

[05:44] KS: yoour having this party thing

[05:44] KS: hoow are peoople getting there? me foor example

[05:45] TS: Well, in your case I will be picking you up!

[05:45] TS: So there's nothing for you to worry about

[05:45] KS: .... where are yoou having it if we have too avooid yoour guardian?

[05:46] TS: Mmmm, not my hive!

[05:46] TS: I got a place though

[05:46] KS: which means were goonna use that weird jumpy thing...

[05:46] KS: doosnet it

[05:47] TS: You mean a transpotalizer...?

[05:47] KS: witchcraft

[05:47] TS: (eyeroll.exe)

[05:47] KS: technoocraft?

[05:47] KS: freaking freaky either way

[05:48] KS: but i doo it foor yoou kiwi

[05:48] KS: um alsoo

[05:48] KS: loots oof peoople?

[05:48] TS: Not a lot! ONly 9 so far.

[05:49] KS: 9?!!!

[05:49] KS: thats soo many...

[05:49] TS: The Halloween one I went to had 30 people ;D

[05:49] KS: .... ooh goog

[05:49] KS: Thats...

[05:50] KS: were there aloot oof scary peoople their?

[05:50] KS: there

[05:50] TS: I dunno! They didn't seem scary to me.

[05:50] KS: Yes but yoou a very sweet little shut in...

[05:50] KS: oor ex shut in?

[05:50] TS: Hey!

[05:51] TS: Look, no one was scary! They were all very nice.

[05:51] KS: then why was the party soome hoow saved by oone persoon oonly being there foor a few minutes?

[05:52] TS: Mmm, Probably because that person doesn't get along with the host?

[05:52] TS: Can't say!

[05:53] KS: *whine* soo whoo rsvped?

[05:53] TS: Hang on, lemme look

[05:53] KS: kay

[05:55] TS: 1. subborealcetacean 2. violetbard 3. kurvakioussexekutionoir 4. aesthetic-virtuoso 5. ad1ostoreador 6. wa2p 7. adeysia 8. feralvulpecula 9. solbee-captor

[05:55] TS: These are they

[05:56] KS: hoow many oof these are highbloooods? just oout oof curioousity

[05:57] TS: How high of a blood do they need to be in order to be highblood?

[05:57] KS: aboove teal

[05:58] TS: Not including teal?

[05:58] TS: Just one!

[05:58] KS: ah... im guessin viooletbard is... yeah

[05:59] KS: ooh geez oone sec. mooms chewing oon a roock

[05:59] TS: Your lusus is weird

[06:00] TS: You are what you eat, so she must be dumb as a rock

[06:00] KS: never mind it was a very red peice oof wooood.

[06:00] KS: hey!

[06:00] KS: shes smarter than yoou'

[06:00] KS: guess thats noot saying much :p

[06:00] TS: Prove it :P

[06:01] TS: You called a transportalizer witchcraft

[06:02] KS: looook, i knoow their coommoon. but anything that takes my parts disoolves them and refoorms them is fucking scary

[06:02] KS: what if it gets turned ooff half way!

[06:03] TS: Thennnnn

[06:03] TS: You die?

[06:03] TS: I don't know

[06:03] TS: Never happened! :D

[06:03] KS: .... Yoou die shoould noot be acoompenied by smiley face

[06:03] TS: Hehehe~

[06:04] TS: Well, I don't think it dissolves you anyway

[06:04] TS: That's a misconception

[06:04] KS: what is it then?

[06:04] KS: what dooes it doo?

[06:04] TS: Smoosh!

[06:05] TS: Space!

[06:05] TS: :D

[06:05] KS: NOONE OOF THIS IS A ANSWERRRRRRRRR

[06:05] KS: hndfjsdhfksdi im goonna dieeee

[06:05] TS: Eventually! ^_^

[06:05] KS: im goonna lick yoou...

[06:06] TS: Gross

[06:06] KS: right in the ear

[06:06] TS: Ew

[06:06] KS: really wet

[06:07] TS: UR Disgustin'

[06:07] KS: yoour a troollgladite

[06:08] KS: Are yoou ignooring my amazing wit

[06:10] TS: Yeah, "amazing" is one way to describe that

[06:10] TS: But I wasn't ignoring you

[06:10] TS: I was working on my Uni-Stitch

[06:11] KS: yoour croochet?

[06:13] TS: Hehe, yeah, let's go with that ;D

[06:13] TS: What're you up to?

[06:13] KS: ... what else coould that mean?

[06:13] KS: ooh um

[06:13] KS: i am attmpting too make my cloothes foor the party

[06:14] TS: :O

[06:14] TS: D'you want some help?

[06:14] TS: What're you going to wear? It's not a costume party

[06:15] KS: ive goot it moostly. im just having a hanioous time with the design

[06:15] KS: i knoow but i alsoo doont want too wear my ragged cloothes ya knoow?

[06:15] TS: :T

[06:16] TS: You sure you don't want me to make/get you something?

[06:16] KS: woorried ill embarass yoou?~

[06:18] TS: Nope!

[06:18] KS: truth is im recycling an oold thing i made foorever agoo.

[06:19] TS: Mmm? :3

[06:19] KS: yooull see ;)

[06:19] TS: Okay. So long as you are comfortable, that it what matters

[06:20] KS: ooh theres gooing too be aloot oof peoople.

[06:20] KS: im gooing too be freaking oout inside

[06:20] KS: ooutside ill be hoot as fuck

[06:21] KS: this isnt foormal is it?

[06:21] TS: Not formal, no.

[06:21] TS: Casual is fine.

[06:22] KS: ookay cooool

[06:22] TS: Are you excited?

[06:23] KS: i am alsoo scared but yea

[06:23] KS: but i have oone questioon foor yoou.

[06:23] KS: this is a human hoolliday oor soo has been said.

[06:23] KS: whats a human

[06:23] TS: Ohhh myyy GOOOODDDD

[06:23] TS: This again??

[06:24] TS: They

[06:24] TS: Are

[06:24] TS: Aliens

[06:24] TS: Pinky softy aliens

[06:24] KS: what doo yoou mean again?!

[06:24] KS: alsoo fucking ew what?

[06:24] TS: :O

[06:24] TS: Wait

[06:24] TS: I thought we talked about this?

[06:25] KS: ... i yoou "multiverseing" again?

[06:25] KS: are

[06:25] KS: noot i

[06:25] KS: wtf

[06:26] TS: I am always multiverse-ing!

[06:26] TS: You are too, now

[06:26] KS: ... i.. did i coonsent too this

[06:26] TS: Yep!

[06:26] TS: You're welcome

[06:27] KS: ... that soounds like yoou coonsented foor my kiwi

[06:28] TS: No way! You totally agreed.

[06:28] TS: You're in it now

[06:28] TS: :P

[06:28] KS: mmmmmmmmmmm

[06:28] KS: i knoow

[06:28] KS: soomeoone foolloowed my bloog

[06:28] TS: !! :O

[06:28] TS: Who?

[06:29] KS: succinctlysevered

[06:29] TS: aiylsihbvs'

[06:29] TS: BAD

[06:29] TS: OH

[06:29] TS: D:

[06:30] KS: ???

[06:30] TS: That guy is scary

[06:30] KS: they seemed ookay when we talked foor a sec.

[06:30] KS: but i was awkward soo we havent really talked again

[06:30] TS: He is really

[06:30] TS: REALLY

[06:30] TS: into killing and stuff

[06:30] KS: ....

[06:30] KS: troolls

[06:31] KS: oour whoole race

[06:31] TS: :(

[06:31] KS: sweet little shut in kiwi

[06:31] TS: >:(

[06:31] TS: It grew eyebrows just for you

[06:31] KS: such a precioous innoocent sooul

[06:32] KS: yoour gooing too be eaten alive

[06:32] KS: and noot in the fun way...

[06:33] TS: D:<

[06:33] TS: Kitty

[06:33] TS: STFU

[06:33] KS: oohhh sensitive

[06:33] TS: I can be tough

[06:33] TS: I'm trying

[06:33] KS: awwwwwwwwww

[06:34] KS: kiwi

[06:34] KS: im soorry yoour just too cute

[06:34] KS: like a baby meoowbeast trying too attack a dragoon

[06:34] TS: I will block you

[06:34] KS: noooooooooooooooooooooo

[06:34] KS: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[06:34] KS: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[06:35] KS: dddddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttt leav me

[06:35] TS: stahp

[06:35] TS: garbage words

[06:35] TS: ew

[06:35] TS: I had to read this

[06:35] TS: SEVERAL times

[06:35] TS: in order to understand you

[06:35] KS: *whine*

[06:35] TS: (Squint)

[06:36] KS: doont bloock me

[06:36] KS: doont leave meh

[06:36] TS: Why are you being dumb

[06:36] TS: it was a joke kitty

[06:37] KS: mir

[06:38] KS: kiwi why doo yoou doo this too me

[06:38] TS: Do what?? Make jokes?

[06:38] TS: Now who's sensitive, you weenie?

[06:38] KS: blugh

[06:38] KS: shuddup

[06:38] KS: i am noot

[06:38] KS: hT{OO:GReyfjtmsrga

[06:38] KS: FYGUNLE

[06:39] KS: ,VKJOOUEFY8Wgab

[06:39] TS: (SquintX2 Combo)

[06:39] KS: cvgfkvm.

[06:39] TS: stop

[06:39] KS: moom was oon the keybooard again

[06:39] TS: Your lusus is dumb

[06:39] TS: XP

[06:39] KS: she likes yoou thoough

[06:39] TS: XPPPP

[06:39] KS: did the spit ever coome oout oof yoour shirt froom when she licked yoou?

[06:40] TS: I had to destroy that shirt!

[06:41] KS: why?

[06:41] KS: it was just spit.

[06:41] KS: and a little blooood..

[06:42] KS: ookay maybe there was moore blooood than their shoould usually be

[06:42] TS: YEAH

[06:42] TS: I had to destroy the evidence before Anista saw

[06:42] TS: Couldn't risk it

[06:42] KS: ooh... yeah thats fair....

[06:46] TS: So what're you doing?

[06:46] KS: well i just sewed part oof my finger too my dress... soo i seam ripping.

[06:46] KS: yoou?

[06:47] TS: You sewed your finger onto your dress? How??

[06:48] KS: stoopped paying attentioon and went throough the calloouse

[06:49] TS: Are you bleeding on your new clothes?

[06:50] KS: noope

[06:50] KS: im gooood doont woorry

[06:50] KS: cant see it anyway. im wearing black

[06:51] TS: Mm.

[06:52] KS: soo what will yoou wear? goobblebeast coostume?

[06:58] TS: No way! The event is CASUAL

[06:58] TS: I will wear something CASUAL

[06:58] TS: Not a COSTUME

[06:58] KS: ......

[06:58] KS: yoour a meme i doont belive yoou woont be extra

[06:58] TS: Holy shit

[06:58] TS: Called THE FUCK out

[06:59] TS: by my own friend no less

[06:59] TS: You absolute monster

[06:59] KS: if its private i think its just calling hoooofbeast shit?

[07:00] TS: >:O

[07:00] TS: I guess??

[07:01] TS: Well, either way, I am dressing CASUALLY

[07:01] KS: alright.

[07:01] KS: its gooing too be oon yoour shirt istn it yoou little turd

[07:05] TS: No!

[07:05] TS: I was gonna wear something normal

[07:07] KS: alright fine i relent

[07:10] TS: Good

[07:11] TS: Sorry, I've been pretty busy

[07:11] KS: its all gooood

[07:11] KS: whats wroong?

[07:11] TS: Nothing is wrong!

[07:11] TS: Not right now, anyway

[07:11] KS: yoou sure

[07:12] TS: Yep!

[07:12] TS: Just checking for cracks

[07:12] TS: Fixin' the place up

[07:12] KS: .... croochet doosnt crack...

[07:12] TS: :?

[07:12] TS: Sure it does?

[07:12] KS: earlier yoou said yoou were dooing croochet

[07:12] TS: :D

[07:12] KS: NOOOOOOOOOO

[07:12] KS: It disnt

[07:13] KS: what are yoou danceing arooung yoou degenerate lightning bug

[07:13] TS: Hehe! You're funny. ^_^

[07:13] TS: ZZip! ZZap

[07:13] TS: Lightning!

[07:14] TS: Don't worry about it. :P

[07:14] KS: fine....

[07:16] KS: hey

[07:16] KS: soo ive been looooking aroound gaming sites

[07:16] KS: any yoou coould suggest too me?

[07:17] TS: Sure!

[07:17] TS: I know a Karkat who plays the Sims

[07:17] TS: He enjoys it!

[07:17] TS: I could ask for a copy

[07:17] KS: sims?

[07:17] KS: and what doo yoou mean a karkat

[07:18] KS: ... theres moore than oone

[07:18] KS: multiverse

[07:18] KS: ooh good theres moore than oone

[07:18] KS: is there anoother me?

[07:18] KS: oof coouse theres anoother ma

[07:18] KS: hooly shit

[07:19] TS: I haven't met another you yet, if it's any consolation

[07:19] KS: doo yoou think there are peoople whoo goo betweaan these universes? noot just with a weird techmagic server

[07:19] KS: but like

[07:19] KS: peoople

[07:21] KS: what if thats what all these peoople can doo

[07:21] KS: am i the oonly oone whoo cant

[07:21] KS: am i really that fereal

[07:21] KS: am i crazy????!!!!

[07:24] TS: You are feral and crazy! :P

[07:24] TS: jk

[07:24] TS: But

[07:24] TS: I had to travel across the multiverse to go to that party you know

[07:24] KS: ooh my good transpoortalizers are actual fucking witchcraft

[07:29] TS: Well

[07:29] TS: Not all of them

[07:29] KS: ....

[07:29] KS: is this soome hoow linked with yoour brain poowers

[07:32] TS: My brain powers? Really?

[07:32] TS: A lot of lowbloods are psychic!

[07:32] KS: yes but i mean yoou seem too be... extra...

[07:32] KS: i dunnoo

[07:33] TS: :?

[07:33] KS: yoou seem really stroon coompared too oothers ive knoown

[07:34] TS: Oh. Really? :3

[07:34] TS: I'm flattered.

[07:34] TS: What makes you think so?

[07:34] KS: pfff oone persoon i used too knoow coouldnt lift a spoooon. yoou fly

[07:34] TS: Ohhh

[07:35] TS: Well, I'm not REALLY strong

[07:35] TS: But I'm decent!

[07:35] KS: impressive.

[07:35] TS: ^_^

[07:41] KS: blugables

[07:43] TS: What?

[07:44] KS: ooh thats the soound oof my incooming death because yoour cute as fuck

[07:50] TS: Why must you do this?

[07:50] TS: Oh hey

[07:50] TS: I just remembered

[07:50] TS: I met someone

[07:58] KS: what?!

[07:58] KS: wait

[07:58] KS: like

[07:58] KS: MET?????!!!

[07:58] TS: Face to face? Uhhh, yeah?

[07:58] TS: I went to a party!

[07:58] TS: But if you mean did I MEET someone...

[07:58] TS: ;)

[07:58] KS: quadrents bitch doo yoou have them

[07:58] TS: I do! :D

[07:59] KS: EEEEE WHOO YOOU BEST GIVE ME DETAILS

[07:59] TS: Haha

[07:59] TS: His name is Tulket

[07:59] TS: What do you wanna know?

[07:59] KS: tulket...

[07:59] KS: tulllket

[07:59] KS: Crestaciean?

[08:00] KS: the guy whoos handle soounds like shellfish?

[08:01] TS: !!!

[08:02] TS: subborealcetacean you brute

[08:02] KS: what even dooes that mean

[08:02] TS: LOOK IT UP

[08:02] TS: You language bound hooligan

[08:02] KS: nyaw looookit yoou

[08:02] KS: getting all prootective

[08:02] KS: cute~

[08:03] TS: Can it you trout >///<

[08:03] KS: canned troout? this reminds me

[08:03] KS: isnt he a fishy?

[08:03] KS: kiwi and guppy?

[08:03] KS: sitting in a tree?

[08:03] KS: k

[08:03] KS: i

[08:03] KS: s

[08:03] KS: i

[08:03] KS: n

[08:03] KS: g

[08:04] KS: ?

[08:05] KS: be right baclk ookay?

[08:12] TS: You are GARBAGE

[08:12] TS: XPPP

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] is now an idle chum! --

[08:31] KS: yes i knoow but still

[08:31] KS: alsoo after reaading anything and everything i coould oon his pages

[08:31] KS: ...

[08:32] KS: ill be woorried but yoou are ookay with him i think.

[08:32] KS: just knoow

[08:32] KS: if he ever hurts yoou, i will find him.

[08:32] KS: i will capture him

[08:32] KS: and i will make sure my lusus eats him in teeny tiny peices

[08:32] TS: Oh, you're back. Thanks for making this unpleasant. >:T

[08:33] KS: ~ just looooking oout foor my girl

[08:33] KS: anyway im super happy foor yoou

[08:33] KS: yoou deserve happieness

[08:34] TS: XPP

[08:34] TS: What were you doing, anyway?

[08:34] KS: ...

[08:35] KS: i may have goone and cyber staled him too make sure he wasnt a serial killer oor cannabal oor anything woorriesoome

[08:35] TS: O_O

[08:35] TS: Creepy

[08:35] KS: what?

[08:35] KS: i care aboout yoou

[08:36] TS: Okay, but Tulket is a good person!

[08:36] TS: You coulda asked me

[08:36] TS: OR

[08:36] TS: You could talk to him yourself!

[08:37] KS: ... i think ill wait oon that

[08:37] KS: but yoou shoould tootaly tell me aboout hi,

[08:37] KS: 'and yoou guys as a cooupel

[08:37] KS: wait

[08:37] KS: dooes he knoow aboout yoour blooood?

[08:37] KS: and if soo hoow did he find oout

[08:37] KS: was it inaproopriate?

[08:38] TS: >:O

[08:38] TS: You lewd thing!

[08:38] TS: YES

[08:38] TS: He knows about my blood color

[08:38] TS: HOWEVER

[08:38] TS: I don't think he gets it

[08:38] TS: He's a teal seadweller

[08:39] KS: thats deffinately oodd foor sure

[08:39] KS: still doosnt tell me weeather oor noot yoouve pailed

[08:39] TS: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:39] TS: NO

[08:40] TS: GODDAMNIT KITTY

[08:40] TS: I haven't known him that long!

[08:40] TS: D:<

[08:40] TS: What if I said we did, huh? Then what??

[08:40] KS: awww soo embarassed~ i bet if yoour emoojis were accurate im sure theyed have little lines

[08:41] KS: then id be impressed. maybe. id proobably ask hoow gooood he was

[08:41] TS: (SQUINT)

[08:42] KS: what? im curioous

[08:43] KS: hiding froom scoociety and coonstantly mooving doosnt give aloot oof "scoocial" time

[08:45] TS: (((S Q U I N T)))

[08:45] TS: Look

[08:45] TS: I gotta go

[08:45] TS: I'll talk to you later

[08:45] KS: ooh..

[08:45] KS: ookay

[08:45] KS: i wast trying too make yoou actually mad. soorry broo.

[08:45] KS: talk too ya later ookay?

[08:46] TS: Yep!

#chat log #ooc #kurvakioussexekutionoir #long post #//nsfw

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krislove14-blog · 7 years

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AD theory. Toby is AD and Spencer's twin is black Widow!

Toby A.D. Theory & Spencer Twin Twist …………….I have a lot more to add to this to make even more sense.. but this is it for now. This theory will only include, aside from a couple, clues from the Timejump (6B on) and after. It will explain why I believe Toby is the Big Bad as well as a Spencer Twin reveal as the twist. *The number 5 will play a big role in this theory! Marlene King likes numbers and I think that after the time jump the new number 5 and multiples of 5 (10,15,20…) reappeared often! Clues! ⦁ In ep. 6.11 spencer visits Toby and there is a large 5 on one of the work bench. ⦁ Next we see a car with the license plate 55555 ⦁ When the liars are watching the camera of Aria leaving the Radley the time is 3:11:55 which added equals 15 (multiple of 5). ⦁ Toby was out of town when Hannah received the breakfast saying, “Poor Jordy”. ⦁ In Ep. 6.13 we seen that AD is wearing a hunter green jacket in the closing scene while cleaning off the electrical levers in Radley. Toby is wearing this exact later on in episode 7.07! Emily and Caleb both are seen wearing a green jacket in the series but these are different colors and both have fitted sleeves around the wrist, Tobys is exactly the same. ⦁ The hole in Sarahs closet was sealed off by someone with extensive carpentry skills ⦁ PREGNANCY CLUE: When Spencer has a flashback of her pregnancy scare it makes a point to show us the clock… it is 3:12 which = 5!! Toby is sitting beside the clock. There is also a “Deer Crossing Sign” on her wall which is odd; this refers to Tobys accident later on. ⦁ In the episode Caleb sends a virus to AD’s Computer there is a carpenter/workman vest laying in AD’s car seat. ⦁ In Ep. 6.18 hannah sends the message to AD that she killed Charlotte. The closing scene shows AD building the BOARDGAME in the background. We can see the beginning of the BG and the tools all around. There is red electrical wire, a white foldable tape measure, a bright red thing with two handles on the end and a lot more. The wire, tape measure, and red thing are ALL at tobys house in 6.13 when Caleb tells him about spencer; same color same everything! BAD Toby! Also, in the AD closing scene is the Hastings campaign background; Toby is also tied to the election. This and the jacket are HUGE clues! ⦁ Toby is well rehearsed in FRENCH and so is AD. Also Toby has glasses now and AD pretty much always wear glasses. ⦁ In Ep 6.20 a lady calls Toby pretty eyes, which is something that all A’s have been called. ⦁ When the cop in the mask attacks hannah, you can see he has green eyes if you pause it at the right time. Also cop cars are not easy to come by, but Toby has one. ⦁ OOhhh.. remember when TOBY could draw very well. In the first ever episode Toby was drawing and was good it. AD can draw which relates to the comic book. ⦁ When they find DOLL hannah at the Bell tower, caleb looks at his phone it says 4:01 which equals 5!! If you notice toby is being odd when they are talking about who killed charlotte, he knows a lot of details and is seriously invested in this convo I believe this is bc he is AD and wants to know who killed Charlotte of course. He doesnt have a whole lot on interest in helping the girls after this. ⦁ MARY DRAKE CONNECTION- When toby and Spencer break into Marys room at the Lost Woods it Focuses on her room number which is non other than 5! In Marys room we also see a book that says MASK MAKING. She is tied to AD. ⦁ Also Toby has learned to many new skills such as using dibblers to break into places and also keeps one on him all the time. ⦁ When Toby is getting engaged we also see a large number 5 again right next to the Red thing that AD had while building the GAMEBOARD. ⦁ The address to Rollins burner apartment is 23 Wexford st apartment 109. The first number =5 and the second set =10. her they are again. ⦁ When Toby shows up the the burner apartment he has a KEY! This is odd, cops do not get access to these things, not to mention the girls already bribed the apartment manager for his key. Toby unlocks the door without saying anything and then realizes the chain is locked. After that is only when he announces himself as a cop because he knew rollins wouldnt change the door. Remember when the girls used rollins phone to text the mystery # to meet at the usual spot? Jenna showed up to alisons house which was not the usual spot; not at alisons thats to open. Who shows up to the usual spot… TOBY! Also this season when cops show up its more than one or at least the detective, they would not send Toby by himself then call in for backup. This story was all Tobys cover. Also the address is a direct link to TOBY. ⦁ SPENCER TWIN Connection- When Aria and Jason are at family services aria says that they are number 5 in line. They are looking for Mary Drakes other child. The number 5 is here again. I will ADD more clues later, but these are also some observations I want to point out. 1. Hannah, Aria, and Alision were the girls that were injured by AD. Alision was beat by the cop and had a spill down the stairs, aria and the fire, and hannah was tortured. Emily eggs were stolen and spencer has been hurt in regards to family matters. AD is much easier on Emily and Spencer physically; the eggs thing with Emily is a awful situation, but I do believe AD thinks he is being easier on her. He dont want to harm her (even though he is, but his twisted mind dont see it this way). 2. Hannahs career was wrecked, Aria has been torn from her friends, alision is carrying a baby and has lost all of her money not to mention the set up marriage, yet AD helped emily with a test and helped Spencer find her birthmother and has given her answers she has wanted since though started (even though it has caused a lot of problems). AD is Definitely trying to be better to them. Toby has always been close to Emily and Spencer. Motive: I believe Toby has a connection to Bethany Young and has been A from the beginning. I am not a fan of bethany being alive, but these are the clues that she is. ⦁ Marlene King Wrote on a blackboard the PLL ride is over soon. BY BY. Obviously this isnt how you spell Bye so I think this means Bethany Young. ⦁ Bethany is tied to horses and we see horses throughout 6B on. ⦁ Alsion wears a horse shirt through an entire episode, even when all the girls change she comes to her dinner party in this shirt. ⦁ There is a Horse drawing in Lucas’ apartment. ⦁ We see wooden horses at the Amish Furniture Place. ⦁ Patsy Cline Clue- Patsy loved horse; there is also a farm called Black Widow Farm/Walkin in the Moonlight Farm; you can adopt horses from this place…. remember when Bethany had the adopted horse name Custard?? ⦁ Melissa buried Bethany… who is the only person aside from that liars circle that is being messed with… Melissa. ⦁ Bethany is being brought up a lot this season. ⦁ Major Clue!!! Remember how Bethany was supposedly 17?? When the girls find Mary Drakes file Spencer makes the comment, “Charles was actually almost the same age is Jason. They changed his age so his connection couldnt be discovered.” Charlotte is already dead therefore this comment has nothing to do with her, it is talking about Bethany and giving us a clue that she can actually be same age as the girls. SPENCER HAS A TWIN CLUES ⦁ Hannahs Dream… Im sure everyone has read about it by now lol ⦁ The weird Spencer at the airport ⦁ Spencer in the last episode… no apple watch, changed four times, and yes she had a scar but it doesnt exactly look like a gunshot wound. ⦁ We know that veronica took spencer straight from Radley, well one child has been presumably been placed in family services; hence the redacted info Jason got. ⦁ Spencer was in a PINK blanket, yet one baby was seen being carried out in a white blanket. ⦁ The file that the girls find in the storm celler that Mrs. D used was Mary Drakes. When the girls discover that Mary has another child and they are reading about them it says, “BOTH STABLE”! Both as in two!!! ⦁ Dr. Cochran said he delivered two of Marys babies as there could be another one. ⦁ Tyler Blackburn the actor that plays Caleb said we have kind of seen AD, but not really, and that when we see it we will understand what he means. Sounds like a look a like to me. ⦁ Mary Drake once said the families even have hidden people…. we have already seen her so I believe this is foreshadowing something deeper. Okay so now my motive… I believe Toby is tied to Bethany Young somehow.. Remember his tattoo 9.01 FREE at LAST? Well this is the same night Bethany also ran away from RADLEY and if she is alive she is also FREE! What else, if you add 901 together it = 10! Which is another multiple of 5. Rollins burner apartment also has the numbers 901 in them as did a couple others. These numbers are significant. Above I have shows how Toby is tied to AD, Mary Drake, a pregnancy, and Bethany Young. The girls was the reason Toby was sent away at one point and they also blinded Jenna… but I think it is much deeper than that. I think it all comes back to Bethany. I think parts of Charlottes story was real, but not the part about Tobys mother. Bethany Young is the twin of Spencer Hastings. In the finale I believe that Toby will be revealed as AD, and then the twist will be that Spencer has a twin which is none other than Bethany Young and she is the black widow. Above I have connected Bethany to the Black Widow horse farm. Bethany has all the motive in the world to be a part of this. Falsely led out that night, she dont know who killed her, she was buried alive, was gave up for adoption while spencer had a great life; she would definitely want to hurt the Hastings and this has been happening a lot since 6B on. Also a fun note AD is the initials for LOST LOVE in FRENCH and could also been abandoned daughter. I truly believe this is the meaning of Tobys tattoo and the Jenna thing was always a cover. Im sure Toby didn’t really want to explain that his tattoo meant it was the day his step sister stopped sexually abusing him to everyone that asks; this would brand his body with a memory of a horrific experience.

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yuissamidare · 7 years

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aight aight lets do this

zombie au

i wanted??? to develop the side characters more because i love them and they make me super happy when they get on screen and i went to sleep and woke up in the dead of night like. Ah. I Know.

the gist was dekapan creates a virus that mimics those weird wasp things that inject venom in caterpillars and wasps and leave them zombie-fied until they end up sacrificing themselves for the wasps babies. it works like my theory for gakkou gurashi and idk the zombies should follow their everyday routine expect that they also kill people. i’ve scrapped that idea and like, recreated how the zombies work but shhhh this part is a Super Secret.

he’s having trouble with money and! he loves science! he loves messing up and starting over and finding that one xyz fit that makes everything click how he wants to! but that costs money, and it’s money he doesnt have, so? he calls a kid he used to babysit and get along with for some help. hatabou gets him a job with a sketchy government probably trying to cure the common cold or make it impossible to burn your skin in the sun or something so of course he does the work given to him, because money is money, but the moment it gets on tv and is announced to the world dekapan calls everyone like 'hey guys dont take the vaccine something fuckys going on' and then the zombie outbreak starts and everyone gets split up and they find each other eventually after Bad Things and everyone gets fucked up about it.

people who we dont get to see pair up find each other and begrudgingly work together.

jyushimatsu and todomatsu are w matsuyo!! she has them go on a trip to the mall with her, and it’s very densely packed and a trains ride from home (jyushimatsus here to carry bags and todomatsus here bc oohhh a mall far away). the outbreak happens while theyre in the mall, and momma and todomatsu get separated from jyushimatsu for a little while -- they do find him again, and momma decks a zombie in the face. todomatsu cries. if i were to write this, i’d focus like??? 2 - 3 chapters focusing on them being in the mall, finding a group of other survivors, and then leaving the group. depending on length and my Stamina which is. not good.

next group is totoko and karamatsu!!! and. its not because of.... anything. but totoko!! if anything is really strong and i can see her carrying an iron will and inspiring other people to follow he lead and! i like the dynamic they had with that like One Interaction. idk the beginning all too well?? like how they meet up and stick together, but i have everything after that pretty clear in my head. this would be??? the second arc of the story maybe? it take a while for them to actually get along and things go Bad in the start because ahaha karamatsu is a Fuck Up, and after that karamatsu just stops trying to talk to her and just trails behind while totoko vehemently refuses to let him help her with anything. and i actually?? dont wanna say too much about this because. ITS SURPRISE. but after they start getting along karamatsu gives her a fishbone braid, and she talks about missing her brother and they do some Feelings Talk.

idk what the fuck to do with osomatsu, ichimatsu, and choromatsu??? someones learning medicine and surgery from dekapan, someones getting yelled at by chibita while hatabou mediates, and someone starts stealing things with iyami and then starts crying in the back of his van after a close call, but idk who because they all keep flip flopping positions in my head. like, at first ichimatsu was getting yelled at, but then i put him with iyami, but then im like ‘ohhh doctor ichimatsu’. then osomatsu was with chibita n hatabou, then i was like ‘but oh he and iyami have a great dyamic’. and choromatsu was with dekapan at first bt then i was :/ with that and put him with chibita. those three are hecking me up idk what to do.

paranormal investigators

We Are All Dependant On Our Brothers

the matsuno bros start up a ghost bustin company thats set up in a run down project and they’re all crowed up in a shitty apartment funded by hatabou and todomatsus part time job with equipment provided by dekapan because after high school it was decided that ‘shit lets hunt some ghost’ and everyone was like ‘yea sure.’

it was spawned by a dream i had where choromatsu and karamatsu are on a case and choros like 'k we gotta distract the ghost' and karas like 'got it' and while choros doing. whatever. karamatsu comes out in a bathrobe and sashays like 'ooh noo ;)) i sure hope no ghosts are going to get me while im naked and vulnerable ;)))' and choros like. 'who gave you permission to be such garbage.' and. oh. he did.

and then later in the day a stray thought where osomatsu and karamatsu got confronted by a ghost thats like ‘ICHIMATSU MATSUNO!!! YOU, MY ENEMY WHOVE IVE TRACED DOWN FROM BARBADOS TO THE ARAN ISLANDS TO-’ then osomatsu cuts him off like ‘bro we arent ichimatsu’ and the three of them stare at each other for ten minutes before karamatsu offers to call him for the ghost and the ghost is like ‘!!!! could you?? i mean, im still damning you both to hell but’ and then ichimatsu picks up the phone, and as soon as the ghost starts talking he expels it in 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds.

superheros

the brothers are b-rate superheros who end up in the newspapers sometimes. iyami and chibitas That Dude who ends up in hostage situations all the time and begrudgingly drive them home and make sure they eat even though they claims to hate them. its actually.... based of the storyline for my ocs so i wont actually talk about that again. nnu9mubvufe8n.

again, they live in a shit ass project but they live right next door to each other instead of crowding in One Apartment, its two with three each. they are all actively looking for day jobs because while the government pays well they struggle being adults. but this time adults with superpowers.

rpg/video game

like. back in the naru.to fandom there was a point where video game aus were really popular, like the whole grinding/gaining stats/unlocking new areas thing n all that and it surprisingly worked really well when written right?. so i was thinking about that and spacing out and i was like Oh Fuck. so this au got birthed. osomatsus the king, karas the knight, jyushi is a prince who gets kidnapped, ichis prince #2, choromatsus a wandering mage, n todos the royal advisor.

jyushimatsu gets kidnapped in the dead of night, and osomatsus like ‘what the flying fuck karamatsu get over here lets go get him back.’ so they leave, and have ichimatsu look after the kingdom for him. hes like 'wait what please im' and is thrust into power anyways. he and todomatsu are surprisingly competent leaders and the kingdom does really good under him, even better than with osomatsu?? though he locked himself in his room for the first week and todomatsu just kept banging on the door OPEN UP YOU FUCK YOU HAVE PAPERWORK. and its an insanely huge amount because osomatsu keeps putting it off unless someone watches him and he does all the stuff like funding the armies and expanding territories before stuff like regulating taxes and funding schools and hospitals.

jyushimatsu escapes on his own after a day n is like HMMMM HOW TO GET HOME..... but then he enters a little run down village and meets homura and falls In Love and they spend time together and he eventually just forgets to come home because hes so happy with her

meanwhile with the idiot eldest duo. karamatsu doesnt know how to fucking.... spend money so when they meet choromatsu whos like the stop n shop npc he gives him all the money he has for an enchanted pair of ankle warmers that he could put his face on and that can react to his emotions. osomatsus like ‘what the entire fuck bro’ and goes to get their money back, but then ends up spending all his money on a charm thatll increase his gambling luck.

‘we’ve been bamboozled, my dearest king. our money taken right before our eyes as a miser deceived us and robbed us of everything we’re worth,’ ‘wanna beat him up, karamatsu?’ ‘of course i do.’

choromatsus like ????? wtf its not my fault you two dont know how to spend money. but they fight, and osomatsus like ‘join our party!!’ and they take a few days to convince him but he does join and he and osomatsu hit it off really well, and osomatsu decided after everything, hes going to adopt choromatsu.

(’but we’re the same age, my king’ karamatsu says in response to his proposal.

‘FINE, then ill get mom to adopt him, geez.’

then they meet chibita and n chibita and karamatsus like ‘if youre taking choromatsu, im taking chibita in if he says yes’ and osomatsus like ‘ask mom first’)

the three of them go to the place jyushimatsu was taken to, beat everyone up, and then realize he isnt there. so they just. dejectedly walk into a nearby village for rest and chibita gives them free beer.

they meet jyshimatsu an hour later on a date with homura and yes. they decide to adopt her as a sister too. (is someone marrying into your family considered adoption?? idk but everyones family now, no excuses.)

royalty/split at birth

i hate angst i just wish everyone could be happy, i say as i look through my notebook with angsty plot points as i reference my life.

the gist is: the cold color trio living in slums rather than a palace but then oso finds out OH SHIT WE HAVE MORE BROTHERS WE GO GET THEM and everyones stressed the fuck out

as soon as osomatsu finds out he has troops scour the kingdom for the them, with the directions ‘there are three more people with my face, go get em’ and he sends troops out. to everyone outside the castle this is a very ?????!!!!!!!!!! thing???because the royal family has solidified themselves as Bad Selfish people who tax unfairly and dont care about the poor. like, the rich people are all like oh! i wonder what the royal family is planning theyre so good to our kingdom ha ha! while the poor people are freaking the fuck out.

the cold colors only get a brief warning about the troops coming and the first thing ichimatsu does when he hears this is go and break all the fancy plates and choromatsus like ‘wtf are you doing!!!’ and ichimatsu just looks at him like ‘i love and respect my family so im doing what i need to’ and karamatsu takes that as his cue to take his mothers valuables and hide them under the floorboards and in the walls where the stucco breaks away and choromatsu writes a note to their mom Just In Case.

they actually do get taken and theyre fucking shocked. like, instead of the royals taking everyones valuables like they expected, theyre taking them??? and the troops are no help theyre just like ‘kay go take two sets of coats and three sets of day wear’ and they have them leave straight away.

an abrupt abduction is gonna stir up shit in the village especially if they only take the boys and leave their parents and friends. imagine how paranoid they'll be. ‘oh no what if im going next' 'i hear that theyre taking our boys now and selling them off to foreign labor' 'theyre taking our children as punishment for not being able to afford tax' ‘i heard things breaking in their home what if they got taken away for resisting’

imagine all the drama and discomfort theyll feel when they see the other bros living in the lap of luxury why their friends and family suffer like :)))

its frustrating and tense for everyone because osomatsu expected them to integrate without issue. jyushimatsu doesnt understand why they get so mad at him and refuse to be his friend. todomatsu doesnt understand why all these poor people are a problem. as long as youre happy and healthy it's fine! theres no need to concern yourself with what doesnt directly affect you. if you dont see it its not happening so its best to ignore it.

ballet

osomatsu does ballet again and is happy and has found something he loves and enjoys and everyone supports him. basically, he starts feeling nostalgic and then starts watching youtube videos and goes ‘haha pah! i can do that’ and then he realizes ‘holy shit this is something i wanna spend the rest of my life doing’

sophie even wrote a fic about it and its great and every time i read it my heart pounds ten thousand times a second and i start smiling so hard my cheeks hurt.

detectives

jyushimatsu’s an overworked forensic scientist, choromatsu’s an exasperated detective, osomatsus is watson, todomatsu’s head of the branch, and ???? ichimatsu where are you??

karamatsu’s fucking dead but he aint important.

they solve mysteries n do detective stuff.

theres also another au thats like platonic soulmate thing but eh

#mbbbaf #long post #no like for real its a long ass post #these are all awful and they could all use Work but i like them #what is this

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fourhoursaftermidnight · 6 years

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like random.

Stranger: hi?

You: hi

You: you gonna say anything?

You: what?

Stranger: what did i just say?

Stranger: i dunno

You: ok

Stranger: where you from?

You: uk

You: you?

Stranger: Philippines

You: nice

Stranger: how old are you?

You: im 21

Stranger: same as me

You: how old are you?

You: oh cool

Stranger: yeah

You: but i can't actually see you

You: so you could be very old

You: hi

Stranger: im not that old

Stranger: hi

You: you seem sweet

Stranger: why thank you

Stranger: i could say the same to you

You: thanks

You: do you study?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: nearly done in college in a few months

You: wow

Stranger: how about you?

You: i'm only in my first year

You: i study fine art

Stranger: i'm in my last semester

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i study information technology

You: that sounds both boring and interesting

You: at the same time

Stranger: yeah,it's boring and interesting at the same time

Stranger: though teachers would be the one who's boring

You: yeah

You: teaching IT sounds like hell

Stranger: it doesn't sound like hell, it is hell itself

You: my apologies

Stranger: some teachers don't really know how to teach properly

You: *most

Stranger: so we have to study it ourselves

You: yeah

You: it's like that in art

You: anything you want to know you have to teach ypurself

Stranger: yeah, right to the point

You: what time is it there

Stranger: it's 8:14 p,

Stranger: pm

You: time for bed

Stranger: and there? nahh..

Stranger: my bedtime is 12:00 am

You: it's 12:25

You: it's good to have a bed time

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: even though the bed time is very late

You: do you dream much?

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: but most of the time i don't want to dream

Stranger: it's freaks me out

You: what kind of nightmares to you have

You: if they stop you from wanting to dream?

Stranger: i always get sleep paralysis

You: oooh man i've had that it's so trippy

Stranger: i have a hard time breathing when i have that

Stranger: some dreams that you don't want to remember

Stranger: i forgot most of them though

You: thats something at least

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: some of it felt too real

You: i once had a dream that my dad turned into a giant spider and tried to rape me

Stranger: well that's something

Stranger: i had a dream once a mascot kicked my mother in the face, and when i woke up i was leterally crying,i don't know why

You: what

You: ?

Stranger: that was true

Stranger: a mascot kicked my mother in the face,and when i woke up,i was crying about it

You: poor you

Stranger: that was not a very nice dream, i must admit

You: my dreams are always so psychological

Stranger: i really had a hard time sleeping after that

Stranger: how?

You: always invole violence/sex and family members

Stranger: i also do get astral projections...

You: wow i want to hear all about them

Stranger: like i was seeing myself sleeping or i was floating and seeing some people having conversations

You: that's a gift

Stranger: after watching insidious,i got scared

You: you get scared a lot

Stranger: nope

Stranger: just sometimes

You: ok

Stranger: i had this dream once, someone or something was chasing us,we were really scared, i do't even know who I was with

Stranger: don't

You: those are fairly common

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but it was really scary though

You: yeah the weird creatures my mind thinks up are so much scarier than any horror film

Stranger: yeah, i can definitely relate to that

Stranger: so,what do you like about fine arts?

You: just the freedom to do whatever i want

You: because everything is art

Stranger: do you paint?

You: i used to

Stranger: used to?

You: but these days i do sound and video based pieces

Stranger: that's popular nowadays

You: yeah

You: it's the future

Stranger: what kind do you paint?

You: i used to do landscapes in oils

Stranger: that's nice

Stranger: do you do abstract?

You: not really

You: but i'd like to

Stranger: I'm really amazed to those who paint tabstract

Stranger: abstract

Stranger: really creative

You: some people do it so well, but with others it just looks shit

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it looks like they just put together some paints for the sake of having a painting

You: nothing worng with that though

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: some people appreciate their work

You: the only thing that bothers me is if a piece isn't interesting

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i like paintings with dark setting

You: ooo edgy

You: sorry

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: that's fine

You: hold on

Stranger: alright

You: i'll show you some of my work

Stranger: wow

Stranger: really?I would love to

You: you won't like it though

You: probably

Stranger: we'll have to see

Stranger: first

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar4VRG9UidQ

Stranger: that was nice

You: you like?

Stranger: i like things like that

Stranger: yeaahh

Stranger: veru

Stranger: very

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=7lPe3lyn56I

You: check out this one

Stranger: that was funny

Stranger: i've seen a lot worse in the dark web

You: you go on the dark web?

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: but i stopped

You: casue it was tto weird?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: it was too immersing

Stranger: once you go there, you will just get more curious

Stranger: and it was too risky

You: how do you get onto it?

Stranger: you download certain apps

Stranger: and you have to use vpn, not you isp

Stranger: to hide you ip address

You: ok....

You: interesting

Stranger: does fine arts involves poems?or not?

You: yeah

You: fine art is about poetry sometimes

Stranger: actually, what i really wanted to get was english literature

Stranger: but there were no such course here,it was just a subject

You: awww man

You: that sucks

Stranger: i do have a lot of written poems

Stranger: yeah..

Stranger: it sucks

You: you should try to publish them

Stranger: i tried letting others see it, but they just stole the poem from me and told others that they are the ones who made them

You: wow

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i was really pissed

You: was that an official publishing company or people online?

Stranger: and my poems are too scary for others to see or read

Stranger: personally

Stranger: it was my classmate in high school who did it

You: ah

Stranger: i write poems in my notebook

You: i don't think a publisher would do that

Stranger: i let them read it,what I didn't know was they started to copy it without my permission

You: oh well i guess maybe they'll get found in your notebook and get famous after you die

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: people get known and remembered when they die

You: i'm crossing my fingers on that one

You: cause i don't think i'd enjoy being famous while alive

Stranger: it's too much work when you get famous while you're alive,i agree with that

Stranger: and fame changes people

You: if i ever get famous i wanna be like a d-lister or something

You: just enough to stroke my ego everynow and then, not so much it's a hasstle

Stranger: yeah,i get that

Stranger: just for once in while but not everyday

You: yeah

Stranger: but sometimes,you just can't get enough of dreaming that you're famous

You: daydreaming is like an actual hobby for me at this pint

You: point

Stranger: it is for me too

Stranger: when i don't do anything, i day dream

You: ok can i ask you something?

Stranger: yeah,sure

You: i want to know your opinion

You: cause i've been daydreaming a bit about dragons lately

Stranger: game of thrones?

Stranger: hahahah

You: no

You: not like that

Stranger: okay

You: hear me out

You: i mean

Stranger: okay

Stranger: sorry for interupting

You: what if it was like the typical princess in a tower with a dragon story

You: but you end up with the dragon

Stranger: oohhh

Stranger: does the dragon become a prince?

Stranger: or not?

You: nah, the dragon kicks the princes ass

Stranger: it would be too cliched it the dragon was aprince

You: and the dragon has a sexy human form

Stranger: you're toying with me,aren't you?

You: no

Stranger: seriously?

You: i really daydream about this sometimes

Stranger: the dragon kicks the princess' ass?

Stranger: what the?

You: no

Stranger: oohhh

You: the dragon kicks the prince's ass

Stranger: sorry

You: not the pirncess

Stranger: i misunderstood

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: actually ,that be more realistic

Stranger: how come a human can defeat a dragon with just a petty sword,right?

You: exactly

Stranger: that would be nice

You: and then you end up living happily ever after with your dragon boyfriend/girlfriend

Stranger: but the question is,how does the dragon end up with the princess?

You: the dragon kindnaps the princess usually

You: but maybe that's creey here?

Stranger: was the dragon instructed to kidnap the princess or no?

You: maybe the dragon just did it cause he wanted to?

You: that's bad i know

Stranger: because the dragon loves her or just wants to eat her?

You: the dragon likes her

You: wnats to protect her from the evil prince

Stranger: then they should have a back story

Stranger: a back story that the dragon and princess met before

You: childhood friends?

Stranger: how about the dragon was the last of their kind?

Stranger: and then it was hidden in a secret dungeon

You: :O

You: poor baby drgon :(

Stranger: the princess accidentally finds that dungeon and then, voila,childhood friends

You: yep

You: when he escapes he takes her with him

Stranger: that would make sense rather than the dragon just roaming around

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: he took her with him because the prince just wanted the throne and not her

You: the prince was like joffrey?

Stranger: and the prince has a plan to kill her eventually

Stranger: joffrey was a sadist

Stranger: let's try, the prince was nice when there are others but is joffrey when no one is around

You: yeah

You: yeah that's good i like it

Stranger: like a hypocrite prince

You: she also knew the pince growing up

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and is scared of him but the princess' parents doesn't know about him

You: mmmm

You: now how does the dragon confess to her?

Stranger: that would be tricky

Stranger: when the dragon doesn't even speak human

You: well i guess he'll have to use... other ways

Stranger: what specificaly?

Stranger: would you enlighten me?

You: ...with his body

Stranger: would it be compatible?

You: yeah i mean

You: he has a more human form that he is sometimes

You: but when he's in human form he still has a tail and yellow eyes

Stranger: he'd look like a devil

Stranger: in an anime

You: maybe im into that

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: i know what you mean

Stranger: or the princess becomes a dragon too

You: how would that work?

Stranger: the prince' mother was a witch,and then they cursed her

You: like he bites her and she becomes part dargon too?

You: ohhhh

You: ok

Stranger: it would be too cliched if the dragon becomes human

You: but i feel like if she becomes a dragon then we are just writing shrek right now

Stranger: i like the donkey dragons there

You: maybe they just get it on despite their differences?

Stranger: i can't imagine that

Stranger: no one can,ever

You: but when i say dragon i mean like maybe smaug

You: not the one from shrek

Stranger: i was thinking about the dragons from game of thrones

You: whatever floats your boat man

Stranger: was the dragon a pterodactyl?that would be awkward

You: woah.. dinosaurs in the story now??

Stranger: does it look like that?

Stranger: yeah,for a change

You: a dinosaur gangbang?

Stranger: what kind of princess are we talking about?

Stranger: that's no princess

You: she is hw she is

Stranger: what kind of parents does she have to be like that? XD

You: carzy scientist ones

You: that bring back dinosaurs from the dead

Stranger: this story is getting a different path

You: yeah this is like a jurassic park porno now

You: i bet one exists

Stranger: like chris pratt getting gangbanged?

You: you know he wants it

Stranger: the title would be "Raptors gangbanged Chrsi Pratt, and he likes it"

You: "blonde hunk get taken by a brontasaurus"

Stranger: that would get a million views in a second

You: so... why aren't we making this then

Stranger: let's do this!

You: we could be millionaires

Stranger: i agree

Stranger: we could be richer than bill gates because of this

You: ok so which one of us is gonna do the "bringing dinos back to life part"?

You: and which of us should be the film director

Stranger: you should be the film director

You: yeah makes sense

Stranger: i'll do the other one

You: you study a kind of sciene and i study art

Stranger: we make a good combination

You: but in all seriousness i do wanna make out with a dragon

You: no shame

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

You: in human form though

Stranger: i wanna make out with a devil XD

Stranger: either will do

You: watch what he does with those horns

Stranger: i could latch myself onto them without worries

You: see... we're all secretly into this stuff really

Stranger: yeah

You: most just don't admit it

Stranger: couldn't have said it any better

You: i think maybe i just like the idea of being with a supernatural being

Stranger: like bella and edward?

You: no

You: i have way more personality than her

Stranger: true

Stranger: no doubt about that

You: and i wouldn't wanna be with a guys that was so boring and old fashioned

Stranger: yeahh

You: i like openminded peoplpe

Stranger: not vampires

Stranger: they're boring

You: they're all depressing and shit

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: they all have that deepest and darkest secret shit going all around them

You: yeah f that

Stranger: a shapeshifter would be good to have

You: oooo YES

Stranger: yeahhhh

You: i didn't even think of that

Stranger: i just thought of it

Stranger: he can be whatever youo want even a dragon or a devil

You: think of all the possibilities

You: unlinited dicks

Stranger: dicks everywhere

You: just a giant ball of dicks

Stranger: that would be pretty plesaurable

Stranger: pleasurable

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Stranger: DRAGON

You: yo

Stranger: YO

You: its you

You: the girl who likes devils!

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: and we are the girls who love shapeshifters

You: how do you feel about werewolves?

You: the invisible man?

Stranger: invisible man?

Stranger: that would be exciting

Stranger: you wouldn't know where he is or what's he gonna do

You: exactly....

You: you'd just go to sit down on a chair

You: and it's be his lap

Stranger: and he'll do the rest for ya

You: it works cause it's simpple

Stranger: definitely

Stranger: how's it going for the dragon/dinosaur gangbang?

You: well... can't find any actors who could take a giant dragon dick

You: so not well

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: that'd be too hard to cast

You: but the cinematographer ir great

Stranger: yeah,the plot is very easy

Stranger: just a princess getting gangbanged

You: so pterodactyl is like on her? and there a brachoisaurus watching

Stranger: and the dragon?

Stranger: so it's a foursome?

You: i feel like to dragon is almost too sweet to be involved

Stranger: yeah

You: i feel like the dragon really loves her

Stranger: he genuinely loves the princess to do that

Stranger: so dinosaurs kidnapped the princess from the dragon and then gangbanged her

You: yeah

Stranger: we really do make a good team

You: and after they have their way with her the dragon comes to rescue

Stranger: but it was too late because she was ravished thoroughly XD

You: you get me

Stranger: ravished being the word XD

You: what if she gets pregnant and has dino babies

Stranger: half dino half human

Stranger: that'd be new

You: i imagine dragon wouldn't be very happy

Stranger: he'd go berserk

You: he's posessive over her

You: tries to make her get an abortion

Stranger: what if the dragon was too late in rescuing her and other form found her, the centaurs

Stranger: we should involve everyone in this

You: omg she just get pounded by all the creatures in the land

Stranger: that'd be unfair for them if we didn't

Stranger: she literally became a sex slave in an instant

Stranger: she should've stayed with the prince

You: and killed him in his sleep

You: and then been queen

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: that'd be an easy way

Stranger: what a foolish princess we have

You: luckily we are not so foolish

Stranger: getting attracted with the size of that dragon XD

Stranger: luckily

You: well who can resist ;)

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: true

You: ah... if you could choose anyone to look like the dragon (in human form) who would it be?

Stranger: a man with a hard facial features definitely

You: don't fully know what that means

You: pick a famous person

Stranger: let me think for a while

You: ok

Stranger: this is a serious matter

You: this is an important decision

You: think it through

Stranger: we can't make a mistake

You: you know wonho?

You: maybe him

Stranger: him?

You: yeah

Stranger: nahh

Stranger: chanyeol would be too cute

You: is he one of the ones from exo? i don't know them too well

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: the cute one who has big ears

You: ooo i see isee

Stranger: g dragon would fit in a way

Stranger: oooh oohh

You: yeah

Stranger: TOP would be best

You: BUT G dragon is too obvious

Stranger: yeaahh

You: top works!]

You: yes

Stranger: Yeah,TOP with that voice,ooohhh lovely

Stranger: who wouldn't fall for that

You: we've cast the dragon!

Stranger: finally!

Stranger: our hard work is paying off

You: do you think he'll do it?

You: i'll contact his agent

Stranger: yeah,of course,for a hefty price

Stranger: contact YG Entertainment right now!

You: "hey YG, do you think TOP would like to star as a dragon in our porno?"

Stranger: "Yep,definitely!"

Stranger: "He could do it for free"

You: he'd have to leave the millitary to do it though

Stranger: And there we have it,ladies and gentlemen.TOP is our dragon!

You: perfect

You: this is a piece of art

Stranger: who would be our princess

Stranger: ?

Stranger: she should look dumb and vulnerable

You: idk but i kinda want jungkook to be the princess

You: lol

Stranger: jungkook?

Stranger: that's would be just a cross dresser not a princess

You: a princess could be a boy?

Stranger: and it's a TRAP!

You: ok ok

You: i don't know many girl groups

Stranger: I only approve of 2ne1

You: which one?

Stranger: Bom

Stranger: she looks too innocent and she's perfect for the role

You: yeah i can imagine her getting pounded by dinos

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: without her resisting the gang bang

You: who's the evil prince?

Stranger: seung ri

Stranger: he look pretty evil to me

You: yeah

You: i get american psycho vibes from him

Stranger: have you watched that movie?

You: yes

Stranger: american psycho?

Stranger: hahahahahaha

Stranger: that was too funny

You: cause seungri is actually a ceo of some company now

You: a restaurant chain

Stranger: wow

You: and seeing him getting ready for work on a tvshow was like watching american psycho i swear

Stranger: didn't know about that

Stranger: and he's always with a suit and tie on

You: it's cause he can't put an outfit together to save his life

Stranger: definitely true

Stranger: so we've cast the dragon,princess and evil prince

Stranger: this is the crucial part

Stranger: casting the infamous dinosaurs

You: i almost wanted to cast jyp at the evil prince though

You: oh yeah the dinosaurs

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: the pterodactyl first

You: maybe he's the prince's dad

Stranger: i would like to vote dae sung for that

You: it juu#st hit me how weird this is

Stranger: his face fits the pterdactyl part

Stranger: hahahahahahaha

Stranger: well it's fun being weird sometimes XD

You: would g dragon be one of the centaurs

Stranger: tae yang would be the centaur because of his abs

Stranger: and g dragon would be the harpy XD

You: harpy?

Stranger: half human half bird

You: i just google them

You: wow

Stranger: hahahaha

You: poor guy

Stranger: he's demoted to being a harpy XD

You: shownu feels like a dinosaur to me

You: he's one of the big dumb ones

You: that eats grass

Stranger: the one with the long neck?

You: yes!!!

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: he really was made to be that dinosaur

You: you know lil mark from nct? he's one of those tiny lil dinosaurs that raom about

You: probably not involved in the action just wandering around neareby

Stranger: yeahhh

Stranger: he looks weird XD

Stranger: he would fit into the dinosaur task

Stranger: isn't he a bit young for this?XD

You: yeah that's why he's not really involved

You: just an extra

You: in the forrest in the background

Stranger: a passerby perhaps?

You: yeah

Stranger: a passerby while a princess is getting gangbanged? XD

Stranger: he would die in shock

You: he probably goes and tells dragon what's been happening

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: he'd be the little messenger

Stranger: we should give him wings,like icarus

You: awwww

Stranger: and now greek mythology is getting involve

You: who be Zeus tho??

You: cause he fucked with everybody

Stranger: yeah

You: he's like an oldschool artist

Stranger: it should be a flirty one

You: one of shinhwa?

Stranger: would johnny depp do?

Stranger: the man looks flirty to me

You: man i hate johnny depp

Stranger: and he's like he's always drunk

You: have you seen recent pics of him?

You: they're crazy?

Stranger: everybody hates zeus

Stranger: hahahahah

Stranger: he looks like a drug addict XD

Stranger: very different when he was young

You: (not to be a bitch but) i bet he is

Stranger: i guess everybody in their industry does

You: wasn't there also that scandal about him abusing his wife

You: ?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: amber heard

You: she heard what?

You: sorry

Stranger: amber heard was his wife

You: i know i was making a terrible jin joke

Stranger: okay

Stranger: sorry about that

Stranger: we've cast all of them

You: i think so

Stranger: should we now make the productions?

You: which company are we gonna work with?

Stranger: we should involve elon musk for futuristic reasons

You: i like your style

Stranger: for the dinosaur thing

Stranger: we need him for that

Stranger: thank you

You: but what if he wants to have a dino gangbang for himself

You: he'd lock them up

Stranger: ohh no

Stranger: we should make a deal with him

Stranger: he can have them after the productions and shootings are over

You: i bet he'd give them all collars

Stranger: yeah

You: make them wear a leash

You: bastard

Stranger: and drag them around town XD

Stranger: maybe he'd hit them with a flogger

You: make them touch each other while he watches

You: he's sick

Stranger: right in the head

Stranger: that's his sexual fetish

You: just being sick?

You: anything terrible he's into it

Stranger: i approve of that

You: even eating shit?

Stranger: the man just launched a tesla onto space

Stranger: that'd be too gross but i guess he's into it

You: whats a tesla

Stranger: a car

You: oh

You: wait

You: why would he pt a car in space?

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: maybe he's too rich not to do it?

You: i guess

You: it's been awesome to talk to you

Stranger: yeah,it's been awesome

Stranger: do you have instagram?

You: not really....

You: this is a cringe question

You: but

You: do you have a tumblr?

Stranger: i do have the app

You: ahhh

You: ok my instagram is erinawhyde

You: i haven't used it in a while tho

You: i need to start using it

Stranger: is this it?

You: yeah

Stranger: are these your work?

You: yeah i have a microscope i take pics with

Stranger: they're fantastic

You: cool

Stranger: really

You: i should really get around to posting all the other pics i take

Stranger: they're way too awesone

You: well then look forward to more!!

Stranger: yeah

You: i'll try to post some tonight

Stranger: i'd be your number 1 fan

You: you're so sweet

Stranger: I'll try promoting our story XD

You: me too

Stranger: the dinosaur gang bang

Stranger: wait

Stranger: what would be the title?

You: the dino gangbang ft dragon

Stranger: the dragon is only a featuring?

Stranger: hahahaha

You: it would be called "TOPped by a dragon"

Stranger: you really are a prodigy

You: i'm just too witty

Stranger: a genius

Stranger: no doubt about that

You: do you know if instagram has a chat function?

You: or anything like that

Stranger: yeah it does

You: alrighty them

You: then

You: i'll talk to you again sometime

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: we have to continue with our stories after all

You: i'll write the script

You: send you a draft in the morning

Stranger: and i'll think of a plot

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: please do

You: yay

Stranger: we have to make it quick

You: it was cool meeting you

You: good luck with stuff and thingsd#

Stranger: it was a pleasure meeting someone with the same mind XD

You: SAME

Stranger: really SAME

You: goodnight (sleep well)

You: don't have any bad dreams!

Stranger: goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite!

Stranger: Hope so

You: (it's afternoon here)

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i forgot

Stranger: well

You: but thankyou anywya##ay

Stranger: have a great day then

You: you too!

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