#THE MX. PAINT JOKE IS JUST TOO GOOD TO DIE.

[roxyaddams]

Sanders Sides High School AU!

Better known as AUs Nobody Asked For Part 5! (I think.)

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Roman walked through the doors of Sanders High on the first day of his sophmore year.

He glanced down at his phone, the screen currently displaying his schedule for the year. His first class was Art 1. He pumped his fist in excitement as he speed walked through the halls towards the class. He quickly took a seat in the middle of the classroom, not too close to the teacher, but enough to show that he actually cared. There were several other students in the class already, most sitting near the front, or in the back. "This bitch empty! YEET!" A voice shouted and Roman groaned as his twin brother walked into the room. He watched an empty soda can fly through the air and hit the head of student sitting in the back. The boy took off his headphones and stood up.

"Try me, bitch." The male replied, his voice deep. Only one of his eyes was visible, the other being covered by purple bangs. He wore a black hoodie with patches of purple fabric sewn on. His visible eye had black eyeshadow applied under it. The boy was the definition of emo. "You tickle me, emo." Remus replied.

The teacher, Joan, walked in, an orange beanie on their head. "Class, sit down, and Remus stop throwing things." They already sounded done with the class.

"For our first project, you will have an assigned partner and you must create a piece that incorporates both of your art styles." They announced. A few students seemed excited, but Roman knew he wouldn't enjoy the assignment.

He worked better by himself, or with Remus. He didn't need someone there to stifle his creativity. Mx. Joan had begun listing off their partners. "Roman Garcia, your partner for this project is Virgil Storm." Roman watched as the emo boy in the back slumped back in his chair. So that was Virgil.

Roman tuned out until it was time to get with their partners, drawing on his hand with a white gel pen. When it was time for the class to go to their partners, Roman looked at Virgil with expectancy. Virgil made eye contact with him, and gestured his thumb towards the seat next to him. Roman huffed, grabbing his bag and sitting down next to Virgil.

As soon as Roman sat down Virgil began to speak. "We can do a painting, and you can do the main character and I can do the background. Knowing the differences in our style, they can compliment each other well if we do this." Virgil explained.

Roman's eyes widened. "And what makes you think I want to do that?" Virgil narrowed his eyes, "Umm, I don't know, getting a good grade?"

"I can still do that without your plan." Roman replied. Virgil pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. "I knew I was stupid thinking that having Roman Garcia as a partner could turn out well." The emo muttered. "Excuse me?!" Roman gasped.

Virgil rolled his eyes. "Listen, Sir-Sing-A-Lot, let's just work together for this project and then we can go back to ignoring each other's existence, just like we always have. Alright?" Roman let out a huff. "I happen to like that name, so joke's on you. And fine. We can do your plan."

The two spent the rest of the period planning out the drawing and the composition of it.

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Virgil sat down next to Ethan, Emile, and Remus, Ethan's arm around a cheerful teen, with large round glasses. "Hey, V, this is my boyfriend, Patton." Virgil gave a small two fingered salute to Patton before sitting and beginning to eat his lunch.

"Hey, kiddo! It's nice to meet you!" Patton said. Ethan sent a glare towards Virgil, the said to talk to Patton or else. "Its nice to meet you too, I guess." Virgil replied quietly. Just as Patton was about to say something else, a teacher came up to the table.

"Mr. Storm, do you know where your sister is?" The teacher asked. "You never told me you had a sister!" Emile exclaimed. "I don't." Virgil replied, turning to the teacher, "He will be here tomorrow." The teacher walked away, and Virgil turned forwards and crossed his arms. The table made small talk until it was time to head to their next class.

The rest of the day went by quickly for Virgil, save for P.E. He and Roman shared that class along with drama. Virgil believed it should be illegal to be that handsome. He looked like a Greek statue, and Virgil hated it.

When he reached his house, Virgil leisurely walked upstairs to his room, dropping his bag on the floor and flopping into his bed, his face landing on the pillow. He stayed there for a while, too busy disassociating to hear a car pull into the driveway.

A male walked into the emo's bedroom, taking a long sip of his iced coffee, lifting his sunglasses up with his free hand. "Really, girl? No big "Welcome Home!" party for your fabulous older brother? You didn't even have a cute boy on standby." Remy said. Virgil let out a loud groan into his pillow.

"That bad, huh?" Remy asked, maneuvering his way through the minefield of items on the floor to sit on the bed. Virgil was silent for a minute. "You didn't suffocate there, did you?" He asked. Virgil turned his head, the pillow no longer able to muffle his speech. "I hate life." Virgil declared.

Remy rolled his eyes. "It's a boy, isn't it?" Virgil's face went red, and he stammered, trying to form a cohesive sentence. "Wha- No- I- How- Why would you think that?!" Remy laughed. "Sweetie, you're easier to read than a Buzzfeed article."

Virgil sighed, "He's a huge jerk, but damn if he isn't hot." "Mood." Remy said. "So, what's this boy's name?" Virgil muttered something Remy couldn't decipher. "What was that, babe?" Slightly louder, Virgil answered, "Roman Garcia."

Remy nearly dropped his starbucks. "Holy shit. You have the hots for Roman Garcia? That boy goes through boyfriends faster than I do!" "I know, which is why I'm going to keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die." Virgil lamented. "Quoting John Mulaney in relation to your love life? Girl, that's sad." Remy stated.

"Like you haven't." Virgil said. "Rude much?" Remy retorted. "Sorry." Virgil mumbled in response. "Hey, V, why dont I go make some popcorn and then we can make fun of some dumb horror movies until Mom and Ma get home?" Virgil grinned, "That sounds great."

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[tthingsweleftbehind]

Questions

1) Who had the biggest impact on you while you were growing up? Idk 2) What are your hobbies? drawing, painting, tv shows, but mostly, writing. 3) If you could have dinner with any 3 people (dead or alive), who would they be and why? J2 because I think they’re really cool guys and I’d have a nice time, and Keanu because he’s just too nice and humble, I would love to meet him. 4) What sorts of things make you laugh? Sarcastic jokes and things no one else finds funny, so annoying, lol. 5) What is your biggest goal? working in a foreign country. 6) Do you have any pet peeves? no? 7) What do you like to do on the weekend? Going out with friends or staying home and doing nothing, both are great to me. 8) Have you ever had a nickname? And if so, what was the story behind it? Yeah, I don’t wanna talk about that :B. 9) What was your favorite tv show while you were growing up? Supernatural and Dexter’s laboratory,  10) What are your favorite tv shows now? The ones that I mentioned before, and many many more, trust me. 11) What are your favorite movies? Interestellar, Predestination, Memento (Maybe Dunkirk). 12) Tell me one thing that would surprise me about you? Im kinda good at singing. 13) What do you look for in a girl? I’m not into girls (I guess) but when a girl smiles at me, it’s kinda nice, like, they’re not all mean. 14) What do you look for in a guy? Make me laugh and I’m yours.  15) Tell me about what you were like as a kid? Happier. 16) What are some of the items on your bucket list? Not items, but experiences and people. Going places, knowing other people, learning history and other cultures. Also dogs, a lot of dogs. 17) Have you found your calling? If so, what is it? I don’t know yet, maybe I never will. 18) Do you, or have you ever had any pets? If so, tell me about them? Right know I have two dogs and a turtle, the turtle’s name is Turtle, she doesn’t like me at all, I think she doesn’t like anybody but my dad.  My other two dogs... I love them, they’re the only thing that is right in my life and the reason I wake up every morning.  19) Who has been the biggest influence in your life? My parents. 20) Tell me about a challenge that you’ve had to overcome and how you overcame it? Still working on it. 21) If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Be yourself by Audioslave, because I love that song so much and reminds me of someone everytime I listen to it. Makes me feel better. 22) if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Peanut butter, because why not? 23) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Interestellar. It makes me emotional every single freakin’ time! 24)If you could only watch one tv show for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? Supernatural, because it makes me cry, laugh, scream, and I love those guys. 25) Tell me about your favorite childhood memory and what made it so special to you? Being with my grandma, and she calling me “puppy”, or she touching my hands and telling me “You’ll be an artist someday, you have a beautiful pair of hands, like an artist. Maybe a pianist?” I love her, and I miss her. 26) What is your favorite commercial that you’ve ever seen and why? I don’t remember. 27) If you were stuck on a deserted island and you could only bring one thing, what would it be, and why? a magic lamp, you know why. 28) If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be? I would tell her not to worry TOO much about things, because there from now, it won’t matter, and some people will leave, other will come, and EVERYTHING is gonna be okay. There were times when I thought I would die, but here I am, so hey. 29) Who is your celebrity crush? A lot. Right know I’m having like a massive crush on Keanu Reeves, like, you don’t wanna know, but also there is Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sebastian Stan. 30) Who is your favorite music artist? It used to be Britney Spears, I basically grow up listening to her music, I miss the old Britney. But hey, I love Michael Jackson. 31) What is your favorite music genre?All of them, except... banda xD. 32) What is your favorite broadway musical? Right now, Anastasia and I need to go to at least one show asap. 33) What is your favorite cartoon? Dexter’s laboratory, maybe Hey Arnold? Or the powerpuff girls, never get tired of them. 34) What is your favorite album? The back parade, that’s the spirit, and I don’t know. 35) What is your favorite color? brown. 36) What would you do if you won a million dollars? Move on to Vancouver. 37) If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Teletransportation. 38) What would be your superhero name? Maybe I should call Cisco to answer this question. I’m not qualified to do it. 39) Which actor/actress would play you in a movie about your life? Oh, I don’t know. 40) What would be your dream vacation? Winter, anywhere, but around with the people I love. 41) Where did you grow up? Mx 42) If you could trade lives with anybody for a day, who would it be and why? With a Koala, so I could sleep all day. 43) If you could be on any reality tv show, which one would it be? Oh god, please no, I hate reality tv shows. 44) What’s your favorite book? My top 5 could be: Drácula by Bram Stoker, Clockwork princess by Cassandra Clare, the trilogy of The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien, Memoirs of an imaginary friend by Matthew Dicks, Time machine by HG Wells. 45) Who’s your favorite author? I don’t think I have just one. 46) Who is your favorite YouTuber? no. 47) What’s your favorite tv show? Game of Thrones because man, the HYPE, but also Supernatural because I loved it first. 48) Which celebrity do you admire most and why? Keanu Reeves, no need to tell you why, you should know already. Do your research! 49) What are some of your favorite childhood memories? Deja vu? 50) What countries have you traveled to? So sad that I’m stuck here. 51) What is your favorite drink? Piña colada. 52) What is your favorite restaurant? I’m not a restaurant kinda person. 53) Do you like to cook? Sometimes, I do. 54) What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? Lay down on the grass, alone or in company (it has to be a very important person in your life) and watch the sky at night, in silence, and feel how tiny you and your problems actually are in this huge universe.  55) What’s the best thing that happened to you last week? Our paths collided for a second. The time stopped.