#The W/itcher

[tiisshu]

G/eralt had gone off on a contract that would take a couple of days. leaving the Bard reluctantly behind at an inn along the road.

It was a tricky quest and the Witcher didn't need to worry about his human companion during it.

when he came back, what he didn't expect to find was a very ill jaskier waiting for him at the stables looking and smelling like he'd spent some time there.

G/eralt was so used to the ire of townsfolk being directed towards him but he'd never expected they'd treat the Bard so badly.

Rage disipating as a weak pale hand draws his attention back to his friend who smiles and simply asks if he's ready to leave.

#the w/itcher #snzblr #sick!jaskier #snz prompts

[fuckin-sick-bih]

Chapter 8 of Golden Blessing is officially up! Enjoy my favorite line bc I'm a sinner: “Don’t tempt me, witcher. I can make this cold heaven, or I can make it hell. It is your choice which.” He vaguely threatens with a small smirk on his face.

#snz #snzfic #snz kink #snzblr #sneeze kink #Golden Blessing #the w/itcher

[satans-knitwear]

Fishnet friday is upon us again.

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

#Replaying the w/itcher 3 again to distract myself from the bug preventing me from progressing on j/edi s/urvivor #Comfort games my beloved. They feel like a warm hug on my brain rn. Need that. #Satans knitwear #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕 #Fishnet Friday #Fishnets #Pretty lingerie #🍑 is served #🍑 take a bite #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #Alt pinup #Pinup girl

[thedeadthree]

-`. 𝐔𝐑𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 @cloudofbutterflies92 !! tyty soo much dear!!!!!! <3

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-`. 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒: write one song for every letter in your url, and then tag as many people as there are letters in your url.

✧ ― 𝐓: 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 -`. the crane wives.

✧ ― 𝐇: 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 (𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨) -`. rina sawayama.

✧ ― 𝐄: 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 -`. billie eilish.

✧ ― 𝐃: 𝐝𝐮𝐯𝐞𝐭 -`. bôa.

✧ ― 𝐄: 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 -`. hozier.

✧ ― 𝐀: 𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 -`. ethel cain.

✧ ― 𝐃: 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 -`. florence + the machine.

✧ ― 𝐓: 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐱𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 -`. sonya belousova.

✧ ― 𝐇: 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐢 -`. dua lipa.

✧ ― 𝐑: 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨 -`. i hate models.

✧ ― 𝐄: 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 -`. billy idol.

✧ ― 𝐄: 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 -`. blue foundation.

#only if you want to of course <3 !! #leg.tagged #leg.txt #and pleasee take this as ur tag if i missed you !! <3 #*screams* this was SOO cutee to do tyty hun!!!!!!!! #that this has like MAANY tunes from cythia and the w/itcher fic playlist and karolinas playlists tells how much they have had a CHOKEHOLD #and a few jams from t/issaia and amavet and the karolinamichael playlists HEHE <3 my spotify is just songs and playlists for them ig!! #moon will sing IS amavets song actually and holy is THEE cythia song <3 !!!!!!!! h*oudini is karolinas HEHE #(lore fun fact h*oudini is c*od!karolina + karolsimon coded and duvet nails cy and cyemmy SUUPER supper fittingly <3) #and soft launching another d*bd girlie prunella with the last song <3 #i remember doing this for my old url so i had to do this for my new-ish onee <3

[absolute-snzaster]

Hoiy shit, y'all, it's me actually answering a prompt! (Well, two prompts.) With a fic! (Well, a mini fic.) @victoriablackrose and @sniction-fiction , two of my greatest comrades in being hørny for W/itcher snz, were both so lovely as to send me prompts from this list, and I decided to combine them!

500ish words of pre-g/eraskier with sick!jask under the cut, for the prompts "sleepy sneezes", "shivery" and "concern". This is meant to be set in the same timeline as Not With That Cold (which I mean to add chapters to someday I swear I have drafts), but much earlier on. Gonna give slight mess and language warnings just in case but they're really barely there. LOTS of stuffy talk, so heads up if that is or isn't your thing. Hope y'all like it! 💕

If Jaskier’s wits had been any less dulled, he would have woken with a shout at the hulking presence looming over him like a ravenous wolf. As it was, however, he had spent the past several days doing battle with an all-consumingly horrid head cold, and every last one of his senses might have been stopped up with glue for all the good they were doing him. And so he merely stirred into vague half-consciousness and turned over in his bedroll, rubbing his interminably stuffy nose against a warm object that, if he really thought about it, hadn’t been there when he went to sleep.

“heh… ehhh… tssh’hew,” he sneezed as the tickle in his feverish nose spiked, irritated by something decidedly hirsute in its immediate presence. The presence moved, then, the warm rampart drawing away from the wet spray of his sneeze, and it was only then that Jaskier’s eyes cracked open enough to see the lumbering form above him.

“Mbelitele’s sacred tits, Geralt, what cad you possibly be doi’g.” His voice was a thin and reedy spectre of its usual melodious affront, his mind still too foggy and congested to properly startle. “‘s the biddle of the ‘dight. Why’re you leadi’g over be like I’b your dext ‘beal.”

Geralt grunted. “You were shivering.”

“I was s—” Jaskier stopped short in the middle of his usual sardonic repetition, stumbling into wakefulness as the realization dawned on him. “...I was shiveri’g. Oh.” He broke out into a positively delighted grin, one that Geralt recognized all too well even on a red nose, cracked lips and bleary eyes and dreaded all the same. “Why, Geralt, you great cake-hearted fool! You–hehh–you were—hehh’TCHEW!! You were cod’cerdned for be!” He gave a tremendous, self-satisfied sniff.

Geralt turned away with a grudging ‘hm’, and Jaskier swore he could almost see the Witcher’s face reddening in the dim glow of the firelight. “You were!” he crowed. “You care for be, Geralt, I kdew it all alo’gg,” he needled him, languidly poking a finger between his ribs.

“Don’t push it,” the Witcher scowled sullenly.

Jaskier held his hands up in surrender. “All right, all right, I yield,” he capitulated. “Sdf. You kdow, you’re dot wro’g. It r-really is cold out hehh-heh-EHHTSSCHIIEEWH!” He sneezed wetly, and began shivering again as if to illustrate the point. “Oh d-dear… I d-dod’t suppose you had adythi’g id bi’d to put ad e’d to this, did you.” He drew his bedroll tighter in around him, trying to keep his teeth from chattering. Geralt didn’t speak by way of reply. He merely grunted and eased himself down next to Jaskier, wrapping his muscle-bound arms around the shivering bard and pulling him back-first into his big, broad, blessedly warm barrel chest. “Not a word,” the Witcher muttered, stopping Jaskier’s bewildered gasp in its tracks, and while the sniffly bard did technically comply, he couldn’t help the groan of relief that slipped from the depths of his being as the heat—that unfaltering fire he’d always ached for but never had leave to touch—enveloped him.

As he began to drift off, awash in bliss as much as in congestion, Jaskier felt Geralt stir with an unspoken question behind him. “Yes, mby dear Witcher?” he prompted.

Geralt was silent for a moment. Then, “...cake-hearted?”

Jaskier scoffed reproachfully, turning it into a dramatic snuffle which served him all the same. “You mbustd’t laugh at mbe, Geralt. I have—ahhh–hah-hih’TISSH-IEW!—a terrible cold.”

#snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz writing #coldfuckery #g/eraskier #snzfic #snz fic #sneeze fic #sickfic #my fic #I started writing this the day I got the prompts and I swear I had it fully outlined in my head #but then I stopped like 3 paragraphs in #and didn't pick it up until tonight #so we'll never know #anyway I hope it's satisfactory at least #it's also fully un-beta'd #because my usual w/itcher beta sent me one of the prompts 😂 #and I'm not gonna put it down and look at it later bc it's been too long and I just wanna post the dang thing lmao #so idk #anyhow #hope it's at least decent

[coldsandfluff]

W/itcher Sickfic (T/riss) - A Healer's Guilt

After writing (and never finishing, sorry!) a sickfic with Y/ennefer, I've been toying with the idea of doing one with T/riss. This particular scene popped into my head a few weeks ago and never left, so I had to write it down. It's got whump, high fever, care-taking, denial and a few snz.

Note: This is from the W/itcher 3 video game, not the show, when G/eralt gets to N/ovigrad and meets up with T/riss as she's trying to get mages out of the city during a witch hunt.

A Healer's Guilt

G/eralt was busy sharpening his blade when a knock at the door shattered his focus. His hand faltered, causing the stone to tumble to the floor. With a muttered curse, he tightened his grip on the knife and glanced towards the source of the interruption.

The dancing orange flames of the fireplace illuminated the room, casting flickering shadows across the peeling walls. Geralt's gaze settled on the dagger he had been working on, its razor-sharp edge reflecting the fiery glow. He shuddered at the thought of what could have been had the knife slipped from his grasp and sliced through his skin.

Another knock echoed through the room, this one more forceful than the last. The wooden door rattled on its hinges, the rusty metal protesting against the strain. Geralt rose from the tattered chair he had dragged close to the fireplace, the only source of warmth in the freezing room.

Though only a select few knew of his presence in Novigrad, witchers could never truly remain anonymous in a city. Rumors of their presence spread like the flu, met with a swirling mix of disdain and apprehension.

Geralt knew better than to let his guard down.

He opened the door, feeling the weight of the knife in his hand, ready to strike. But his vigilance wavered as he caught sight of a woman standing in the pouring rain, shivering. It took him a few moments to recognize her in the darkness. The rain had transformed her once fiery-red locks into a dull and lifeless tangle, sticking to her skin like a shroud. Her pale face was emotionless, almost hollow.

“Triss,” Geralt said, lowering his knife.

“I need your help.” Triss barged through the door, forcing the witcher to step aside. Her cloak left a trail of water on the rotting floorboards. “Six of our mages were caught by witch hunters last night during a raid.” She spun on her heels, facing Geralt. “That bastard, Kerath. He promised us we would be safe in his mill. We paid him handsomely, yet he still turned us in. We can’t trust anyone in this godforsaken city.”

Rivulets still dotted her face, droplets accumulating at the tip of her cupid’s bow, but she paid it no mind. She turned and paced the small room. Her velvety green dress, soaked with water, clung heavily to her body.

Geralt took a step towards her. “Slow down.”

“There’s no time to slow down. We have to act fast. Amalaine overheard a conversation between the guards this morning. The mages might be held in the dungeon of a castle to the east.”

Geralt frowned. Anger weighted every one of Triss’ words like lead, but something else caught the witcher’s attention. A soft hoarseness, a slight creak at the end of each sound, as if the words kept getting caught in the jagged pains of her throat.

“Triss…”

“If we leave now, we can make it before sunup. I’ll gather a group of mages to help. Whoever isn’t injured.”

She came to a halt in front of the fireplace, arms crossed tightly over her chest. A small tremble shook her frame, so subtle that anyone else in the room might have missed it. But not Geralt. His keen, golden eyes were fixed on her, studying her every move.

"You're shivering,” he growled. He didn’t like to see Triss hurt, and she never seemed to cared for her own health, always pushing through the pain and exhaustion. A healer that strived to heal everyone but herself. Geralt approached her with the intention of removing his cloak and draping it around her shoulders, but she resumed her nervous pacing before he could follow through.

“We’ll need to steal some horses,” she muttered. “We only have three left, but the inn’s stable is full tonight. Some of us may have to ride bareback if we can’t find enough saddles in time.”

Geralt's concern deepened as he watched her. Her steps were heavy, slightly unsteady, as if she was on the verge of collapse. “Triss.” He spoke louder this time, worry turning into frustration. “Sit down.”

She shook her head and walked past him. “It’s all my fault. I shouldn’t have trusted that vile, wretched human. I knew he was untrustworthy, but I was so desperate to find a safe haven that I refused to listen to my instincts.”

Geralt reached out and put a hand on her shoulder, his palm resting against the damp, icy fabric of her cloak. He could only imagine how cold she must be under all those wet clothes. With a gentle hand, he turned her to face him. Her eyes met his, brimming with fear and guilt. The light of the fireplace danced across her sullen features, casting her in a flickering glow.

Geralt softened. “It wasn’t your fault.”

Triss looked away. A flush had crept up high on her cheeks. Her eyes were glazed over, shiny in a dull, aching way that Geralt didn’t like. A fever. He let out a low growl of frustration. “You’re not well,” he said, reaching his palm towards her cheek, but she shrugged him off and kept walking.

“I’m fine, Geralt,” she insisted. “It’s just the rain. We need to…” Her voice faltered as she gasped sharply. A sudden sneeze wracked her body, and she crumpled in on herself, her hand reaching out towards the wall to find balance.

Geralt moved swiftly to her side, wrapping his strong arms around her waist to steady her. "Easy now," he said in a low, soothing voice. Her body shook in his embrace with another breathless, exhausted sneeze, muffled in her cupped hands against Geralt’s chest. The witcher tightened his grip and sighed. “You’re not fine.”

He guided her towards the chair and draped his cloak around her shoulders. She began shivering violently, her shoulder slumping, as if the weight of her illness had finally caught up to her and she could no longer pretend to be fine.

Kneeling in front of her, Geralt rubbed her arms to warm her up. "You need to rest,” he said, his gruff voice filled with concern. Of all the years he’d known her, he’d never seen her so vulnerable. So sick.

Triss shook her head stubbornly, her tear-filled eyes pleading with him. "I have to help them," she whispered, her voice raw with emotion. "Please."

Geralt shook his head slowly. “You can’t help anyone in this state.”

Triss collapsed into Geralt's arms, sobbing, and he held her tightly. An intense heat emanated from her forehead against his shoulder. He placed a hand at the nape of her neck, then gently moved her back to feel her cheek, his eyes searching her tear-stained face as he moved to her forehead.

“You’re burning up.”

She closed her eyes against the tears and sniffled. Her nose scrunched up, and her sobs turned into a slowly hitching breath. She tilted her head towards the ceiling, her eyes still closed. Geralt noticed the redness of her nose before she buried it into his cloak. Suddenly, she sneezed three times in quick succession, the sound so small and fragile it was almost unrecognizable coming from the powerful mage he knew so well.

“Blessings,” he murmured.

He scooped her up in his arms and laid her on the cot in the corner of the room, where he’d piled fur upon fur to make his bed more comfortable. He removed his cloak from her shoulders and unfastened hers. “I can’t leave you in these wet clothes,” he mumbled. “You’re only going to get worse.”

Triss nodded. Geralt began to disrobe her, carefully peeling away each saturated layer until her body was exposed to the cool, damp air. She whimpered, her skin hot and feverish, her body wracked with shivers as she struggled to adjust to the abrupt shift in temperature.

Geralt's heart ached at the sight of her, his eyebrows creased in sympathy. He slipped one if his clean shirt over her head, then laid her down on the bed and tucked her under the furs. He wished he could give her one of his potions to make her feel better, but he knew she was allergic. She would have to ride the illness through. His rough fingers brushed the hair away from her forehead, trailing over her cheeks. “Now sleep.”

“What about the mages?” Triss said, her teeth still chattering.

Geralt chuckled. “You’re the only one I know that still cares about others in the throes of a fever.” He sighed. “Rest here. I’ll take care of it.”

He got up and put his cloak on, then headed for the door.

“Geralt?” Triss called out weakly from the bed.

The witcher turned around. “Hmm?”

“You’re the only one I know who would help me. Thank you.”

He tipped his head in acknowledgment. "Sleep," he said gently. "I'll be back soon."

The End

#sickfic #sneeze fic #snz fic #snzblr #w/itcher sickfic #t/riss sickfic #w/itcher snzfic #caretaking fic #care-taking fic #h/c #fever kink

[newervegas]

okok sleep deprived BUUT i think i have the j//jk verse figured out so far!!!!!!

three clowns atm!! shiori (g*ojo), minako (t*oji + ch*oso) and kanna (n*anami) !!!!!!! 🌸💕

minako is g/ojos older sister (by a few years she graduated college and was in her first year as a teacher in ye olde flashback era of when g*ojo and besties were in school) she was married and thus and still into today she uses her late spouses surname mizuhara.

shiori is either n//aoyas twin but they weren’t really close as kids and aren’t close now so there isn’t much to that?? (or maybe they were but now its strained due to yk succession who gets to be heir i am not quite sure about that yet!! oo it would give s//uccesiion but make it j//jk OO!!!!!) ORR she’s the older sib of m*ai and m*aki?? and still candidate of heir (?) in that as well?)

BUT ANYWAY..!!!! she was an old classmate of g/ojo and the besties (was maybe in either his year or n/anami and kannas year?) AND BESTEST BUDS. its giving childhood sweethearts to lovers yk? CUUTE.

fast forward t*oji passes….ish. right she and him after they grad they raise her nephew together (he even has a room at her apartment they’ve been SUUPER married but never got together what gives yk?? ILL EXPLAIN 💀) so her career skyrocketed (as an actress?? model? both????) and so things got busy BUUT like they’ve baaasically been living together and raising two youngins (minako and t*oji have a daughter aya <3) they hang out like ALL THE TIME……. and yet not married 💀

(but i mean thats not to say they’ll never yk *giggles* shes taking a year off of to help out and support m*egumi at his first year with goj 🥀🤧 SUPER MARRIED PARENTS!!) theyve alsoo been very invested the last decade or so with getting two of their besties together ever since n*anami said he was interested in her since like forever and never told them about it but swore to never tell her about it so theyve been trying to subtly *wheeze* set them up 🥀🤡

WHICH LEADS ME TO KANNAAA so she’s the granddaughter to the principal of the k*yoto campus and she transferred to tokyo so not to have the rep as “principals kid” (she still did alas 💀✨🤧) and possibly get special treatment bc shes related to one of the administrators. her curse technique she uses (its like c*assia in r*ogue trader-ish seeing emotions, curses and resonances as colors and swipes of paint and swipes of a paintbrush !!) and its helpful as she is a psychotherapist these days for sorcerers !!!!!!! 🌸 very much on the outside cool and collected “has her stuff together.” meanwhile that mask hides behind a hot mess teehee <3 also parties a lot chronic partner drags shiori to all of her after parties and galas and suggests kanna “tags along” so she can party 🥀😌 the girls are thriving!!!!!!!!

she didn’t think anything of nan and in fact likely didn’t even know he existed let alone has had a childhood harbored crush on her 🥀💀 ……. and then they reunite when they’re set up together in ep9 TEEHEE (everyone (g*ojo and shiori) cheers they’re brains for suggesting she aid them HUUUGE) she had planned only to be there for the exchange event and then go back to things buuuut teehee n*anami like kanna fell HARD (everyone’s thrilled especially g*ojo and shiori ndjxxh) and thus decided to take a transfer to be in t*okyo HEHE.

SO GOLDFISH BRAIN their curses!! minako (dream walking/weaving), shiori (pied piper if i make her an actress she doesn’t do musicals or play instruments UNLESS there’s curses in her midst bc she can control them and people in the vicinity with her ability (like meat puppets 🥀🤧 BUUT if i made her a model people already would expect her not to sing so i mean it would be convenient??) and kanna was listed earlier!!

(also when g*ojo and shiori finally DO get together everyone was like ????? we thought you both already were?? and they were like 🥀🧍‍♀️🧍���️✨😶🫨)

BONUS TRACK VERSION: so nan and kan begin as more of a fwb but it doesn’t last im thinking bc teehee <3 BUUT not before shiori stopped by kans place for something and noticed…… something of nanamis there 🥀💀 (like a tie or jacket of his or something yk?) BUT THE WAY SHIO BOLTSSSS TO DELIVER THE NEWS very had to be ✨ so normal ✨ around them lest ye aforementioned parties are made aware that they know 🌸💕🫨🥴

#leg.txt #t: personal musings #i am so sorry if this makes no sense dkxjxhgc i haven’t gone to sleep and it’s 7 am 💀) ANYWAY i hope y’all are well!!!!!! 🌸💕 #*its 8 am now *wheeze* leg go to sleep challenge (impossible) the saga continues 🥀🤡 #veery trying to keep it vague xkxhhxh since i think im a bit over halfway thru s1 #and like yk this all could SUUPER change yk?? (alsoo i can’t wait to dev minako and c*hoso once i meet him they’re gonna be the cutest AHH) #alsoo jess i may beeline to the ye olde messages bc i have hyperfixation bad rn 🥀🤧😌✨☺️ binge watching it and feeling normal rn!! <3 #ill go into a lore thingy on minakos new lore later !!!!!! leg need nap *wheeze* 🥀🤧🥴✨ #but like in short toj they meet she went on a date to tell him she’s married its dropped #SUBSEQUENTLY he’s given an assignment interestingly to zero her man and the immediate family #(she had to grade an assignment that night where her students wrote their own plays!!) #i mean in his mind even with his profession he’s the tiniest wee bit grateful she wasn’t attending that night 🌸💕☺️😵‍💫 #something something in love with the mark trope I LOVE SYMBOLISM!!!!!!! #and like her and goj were SUUPER close until he passed then she never really wanted to see him or speak to him again #leg returning to their v//tm era while also needing to write that w//itcher fic and other things 🥀🥴 but!! we are creating though yay!!!!!!! #that is a BOTCHED summary of things for minakotoj if i ever saw one kdjxhxhx 🥀🤧

[essskel]

i’m cautiously planning my reading slate for next year and I think my only two goals are

1) 100 books read

2) don’t let sapkowski be my most read author of the year. again

#i’m at 85 books read for 2023 so :( im not gonna hit the 100 this year #but I don’t regret anything I read so so so much amazing stuff this year #but yeah the witch/er marathons maybe need to go on the shelf for a min #it’s funny cause wi/tcher is like my 4th favorite fantasy series ………. #and tbh I did also reread l/otr this year too #probably it’s the fandom. I like staying knowledgeable and fresh on the w/itcher plot cause it makes all this more fun lol #double shot

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

beloved mutuals and other friends i have talked to at least once: i am now taking recommendations for a new pc open world rpg. i like the modern f/allouts very very much bc they let me poke around fucked up versions of places i have actually been, i like b/reath of the wild’s puzzles and every moment in that game is a carefully crafted joy, i also like genshin i/mpact’s puzzles but i really like going on like. hikes across that world. i like good environmental storytelling that’s not just skeletons in humorous poses and i fucking love journals and notes and audio logs. i don’t particularly care how good of a shooter a game is bc 1) im bad at shooters and 2) i want to wander around and look at things.

i don’t particularly care for skyrim or the ass creeds bc they feel very checkboxy to me. i played through the outer w/orlds once and then immediately forgot about it. do not recommend a fromsoft to me i do not want to get gud. boss battles i have to learn by heart are the opposite of fun for me

something modern-ish would be nice bc i have no patience for turn based battles or isometric views and that’s why ive never played the first group of f/allout games

#kay haven’t you been meaning to play the w/itchers and rd/r2— #hush new things only #this is probably also the metal ge/ars but i am frightened of k:ojima’s conception of women

[sidprescot]

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Tyra Collette (Friday Night Lights): 85%

Darlene (Mr. Robot): 85%

Wynonna Earp (Wynonna Earp): 85%

April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation): 84%

Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games): 84%

i never know who to tag so if you see this and want to do it consider yourself tagged ajkdhskfjfh

#YES WYNONNA MY BELOVED #my top w/itcher match was yen @ 77% <3 #other fun ones from my top 50: natalie scatorccio nicky nichols and tig trager #OH and also villanelle #rj.txt #tag games #tagged 💖

[keyleths]

saw a post that said henry cavill in enola holmes as tlh will herondale and i cannot unsee it since

#the curse of my life is that where i turn henry cavill follows me #first a/soiaf then the w/itcher and now this akdjdkfk #dl

[tiisshu]

witchers have a fantastic senses. they can hear when your heart changes speed, when your breathing shifts, and possibly a whole slew of other things from the humans around them.

what if j/ask has the kink, has always had it but never mentioned or indulged. and G/eralt has known the whole time- from the clues, but didn’t know how to use this information or breach the subject. 

Even later, when they’ve allowed themselves to tentatively love on one another, the w/itcher is at a loss on how to ask the bard about it. 

Perhaps G/eralt navigates them through an area he knows always fucks with his sinuses due to overwhelming and colliding scents or he feels a bad cold trying to take hold and er... encourages it if only to give him an opportunity to ask/indulge his bard.

#snz thots #kink!jaskier #interested/supportive!G/eralt #snzblr #sneezing kink #sickfic ideas #the w/itcher sickfic prompts

[fuckin-sick-bih]

the overwhelming support from y'all on Golden Blessing has been just... fucking mindblowing. im literally so shocked. im always so scared to post stuff let alone kink stuff so this is... y'all gonna make me cry rn. but yes i am working on chapter 8 lmao

geralt snz lovers get ready

#Golden Blessing #the w/itcher #snz #snz kink #snzfic

[ivashkovadrian]

I have a feeling that all these leaked info about Henry Cavill and the attempt by the writers to paint Lauren Schmidt Hissrich as the best showrunner ever with no mistakes will backfire at them badly. We all had problems with s2, you too mentioned that they made some bad decisions, to try and defend everything and blame the fans who didn't get it or we are the minority or Cavill who tried to overruled them will only piss his fan base even more (and I think they underestimate how big it is) not to mention the book and game fans - if they are still watching after s3 - and they'll boycott the show. A nice word, "he is going to be missed but we hope we can continue and do better with the support of the fans" etc would give them at least a chance. Now I think the show is doomed and it's sad for the other actors.

I'm pretty sure it already backfired at them to some extent! Because a lot of fans are pissed. Henry was the heart of the show not because he played its lead but because he knows the story so well. There was a change.org petition that appeared shortly after the announcement and it gathered quickly enough tens of thousands of signatures!

Changing your lead and title actor three seasons in, for what seems to be no dire reason (i'm thinking of the tv show Spartacus where, I guess you might already know, they had to recast the lead actor because he was extremely sick and he did pass away very little after), is a massive red flag. Mishandling the fanbase afterwards? Bad bad bad bad. And we have to remember that Henry had said he was all in for the show's 7-8 seasons (according to the writers' plan) on the condition they respect the books. It reallyyyyyy doesn't take a genius to figure out something went awry, it isn't about just a DC paycheck (and that went down the drain).

I don't know if something new happened/leaked that prompted this ask (i am out of the loop about almost anything nowadays). The show is in no way perfect, and s2 truly is proof of that...i don't know the games nor the books but Yen's plot was horrendous in many ways, and when we hear that they initially wanted to make Roach's death a comedic scene.........yeah, NO.

I know I will watch s3. Many will, I believe. Beyond that...I am not so sure. And i fully agree it is a shame for the other actors. Anya is MAGNIFICENT as Yen, Freya is amazing, anyone can tell Joey was made for this role, and all the rest!!! Myanna and Anna are utterly killing it. I could go on (Francesca's actress who's doing a terrific job DESPITE BEING!!! WHITEWASHED!!!! Mahesh Jadu!!! Or the actor playing Stregobor--you want to beat him up SO BAD). I do hope they will all get more time to shine with proper storytelling

let's enjoy s3 as much as we can, at least we're not saying goodbye just yet...

#ask #Anonymous #i don't know if i said it here but the w/itcher is literally the only current show i'm enthusiastic about and invested in #(there are few others i follow but it's not the same emotional investment) #when the news dropped i was utterly appalled for that reason too...

[thedeadthree]

-`. TAGGED BY @minaharkers, @kingsroad, @chuckhansen, @leviiackrman and @florbelles to use this cutest picrew for my babies! ty so much!

🌞 CYTHIA vassermiller (the witcher) || 🐍 AEMMA vassermiller (the witcher)

⚔️ ENA of vicovaro (the witcher) || 🌿 ANRE an thiaffe (the witcher)

🧝‍♀️ SHIADANN aep shiadhal (the witcher) || 🦇 NYCTEMINE tenebrae (the witcher)

🐉 YVRYD zivne (the witcher) || 🩸 VIANNE de vignerot (marvel/spiderman 2099)

👼 CATIUSCIA cantarella (disenchanted if) || 👻 ISLA ishida (disenchanted if)

-`. TAGGING: @unholymilf, @griffin-wood, @leviiackrman, @gwynbleidd, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @jendoe, @fragilestorm, @queennymeria, @faeriemilf, @shadowglens, @marivenah, @aartyom, @noonfaerie, @grapecaseschoices, @leondaltons, @sstewyhosseini, @detectivelokis, @fenharel, @theviridianbunny, @morvaris, @cptcassian, @druidgroves, @anoras, @jackiesarch, @corvosattano, @fereldanwench, @cybilbennettgf, @nokstella, @nightbloodbix, @aragorngf, @morvaris, @necroticpetals, @yennas, @malefiicarum, @roofgeese, @adelaidedrubman, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @confidentandgood, @jacobseed, @loriane-elmuerto, @lavampira, @themalkavian and you!

#only if you want to! 🥀🍄 #oc: cythia vassermiller #oc: aemma vassermiller #oc: ena of vicovaro #oc: anre an thiaffe #oc: shiadann aep shiadhal #oc: nyctemine tenebrae #oc: yvryd zivne #oc: vianne de vignerot #oc: catiuscia cantarella #oc: isla ishida #leg.ocs #TY TY SM this was the cutest picrew !!!!!!! #and please feel free to pass if you’ve done this already or wish not to <3 #b*g3 is releasing in 3 days AHH which is an early birthday present for me as my birthday is on the 5th 🌸✨😭 !!!! <3 #a few more w*itcher babies are not present here but rn it has the braincell again the hyperfixation is back with a VENGEANCE 🥀🥴 #ill introduce the babies soon the witcher dears just have the braincell rn !!!!!!!! #the spark notes run down on the babies !!!!!! #cythia queen regent of e*bbing now empress of n!lfgaard 🥀🤡 // aemma first wife of emmy and mother of maxen and edrich #(faked her death and now off to murder her ex for marrying cy 🌸✨☺️) #ena is a w!tcher (viper im thinking ?) // anre is a elven sorceress beloved of i*orveth <3 #shiadann is laras sister and heir of the aen elle until she was blamed for a*uberons death by e*redin 🥀😒 // THEE nyctemine is a higher vamp! #yvryd is either a golden dragon descendant of the founder of z*errikania or an heir to the throne of z*errikania im thinking?? #spark notes of the disenchanted babies is !! cat is a nephilim and is wooing theo <3 #and isla is a banshee and is wooing harlow!! <3 (maxens fc anar as one of harlows fcs SOLD me i was like i have to yk?) #and vianne my baby is the lonely lovely lethal vampire of the future dearest of m!guel and (maybe?) an inheritor?? idk? #(ash got the five paragraph lore essay on her ty ty dear you are a treasure for letting me yell about her AHH 🥀😭) #aem and cy got their canon hair and eyes *SCREAMS* bel and the t*witter circle besties got the lore essay about it while i was making these! #(mutuals if you read all of this you are the most dearest 🌸🥀🥹

[shatteredfears-arch]

idk why ppl are surprised. what did they think would happen by supporting j/ames g/unn, who even if you ignore his horrendous jokes n shit bc ‘he apologized for the party!!!!’ STILL insulted R/ichard G/rayson for daring to be drawn in a female gaze, implied if he got to write the i/ron m/an movies, he wanted T/ony to ‘fix’ a lesbian, and that S/tephanie B/rown was his type because she’s a teen mom ‘which means shes easy and has daddy issues’.

#out. #the SECOND he was hired i knew we were going to shit lol #’oh but he loves these stories!!!’ no he doesnt #he thinks lesbians can be ‘fixed’ with a penis #yall acting like him saying he’s have made v/elma a lesbian is ‘showing how good he is’ he wanted tony to make lesbians straight with his #fucking dick. he openly admitted he thinks teen moms are his ‘type’. he HATES male characters that aren’t drawn to the male gaze #lets not forget he refused to have angela in the guardians. t/hors lesbian sister with her trans wife #when he got cancelled he should have STAYED cancelled #but no bc cancel cul/thre isnt real and doesnt do shit to the people who actually deaerve it #and people still watch that shit like tss and p/eacenaker and call it abd the horrendous jokes ‘peak cinema’ #completely ignore the SA jokes in Guards #hes a pos hes always been a pos s.cooby d/oo was his peak and he sucked even there at times ppl are just too blind to see it #he was never going to keep casts that werent going to suck his dick for him #and people like h/enry and j/ason have too much balls they openly fought their employers before #jason ripped wb to shreds for zack and henry quit W/itcher bc the directors were disrespecting the series #m/argot r/obbie gets to stay bc she hates disabled people and so does g/unn #they have a LOT of similarities lmao ofc shes gonna stay no matter whag #unless she talks back then she’ll get the slice too #its east to see if rob talks back even once we wont get tb2 #theyre giving gunn too much power and hes already gonna abuse it bc rhags all he does. #hes a selfish prick everyone should have known thag by now #tbd #homophobia cw #transphobia cw #bc thats what he is #ableism #bc thays what him AND maggot are lol #look up almost any of their interviews regarding these characters its not hard to find #yall scared away the ppl who did care bc it wasnt like ma/rvel and now yall gotta fuck w it