#WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELD MOTHERFUCKER

[mypissisgreen]

intro yep

YO! names jack. im 14, high functioning autistic, straight (probably), and i LOVE making music.

INTERESTS:

the mandela catalogue, the walten files, urbanspook (im gonna get hell for that but idc💀), dagames, brandon rogers, true crime, rp (non sexualized), analog horror, nine inch nails, video games, thalassophobia, etc.

DNI LIST:

fuck off if u are:

proship

pedophile

zoophile

basic dni criteria

apart of the dagames drama. you know who you are.

transphobic/anti-lgbt

anti furry (im not a furry but NO hate is allowed here, this is a place where i do shit)

u gatekeep EVERYTHING to 18+ only. this one im DEAD SERIOUS about.

WAY too blunt to the point of being a dick

snowflakes.

#introduction #welcome to hell #blog intro #why am i here #someone send help #adam murray is fine af tho frfr #so is cesar torres #welcome #blog post #this is the police open the goddamn door #ur gae #AAAAAAAAAAAA #sos #i do stuff yep yep #who am i tbh #welcome to the chaos #WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELD MOTHERFUCKER

[gallade-x-treme]

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A MYSTERY IN OUR HANDS 🔍👀

#Delicious in Dungeon #Laios Touden #Marcille Donato #Senshi of Izganda #Chilchuck Tims #WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

[sar3nka]

Having a little nostalgia moment ohh

#saw the infamous 'welcome to the rice fields motherfucker' and it took me back to a simpler time fr

[forgottenbones]

#shorts #mi ricorda quella tizia che usava una lama degli uruk-hai per aprire non so i cereali mi pare #welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!

[shuttershocky]

what do you think of shu, new sui kid on the block? i like her design. the colors are very tasty looking :)

Shu's design is my favorite among the Sui siblings so far, very impressive given how much Ling was made to appeal to my personal tastes.

It's the Roberta in her eyes (same artist). Can't help but be charmed.

I also love that her whole theme is agriculture. All the Sui embody an artform. Nian does metalwork, Dusk does painting, Ling does poetry, and Chongyue does martial arts, but Shu's art is agriculture. Not to embody an Asian stereotype here but I love the respect towards rice farmers.

Now as for her skillset, Shu is a Guardian Defender, a bold choice when Saria has so thoroughly dominated the Guardian class (or just ground support units in general) that the last 6 star Guardian, Blemishine, steered clear of Saria and played a funky DPS/Sleep/Defensive Recovery support role just to be able to see play.

Shu on the other hand, returns to focusing on heals and support utility, meaning she'll actually be encroaching on Saria's turf. Let's look at her skillset.

So from her first talent, we see that Shu goes all in on utility, compared to Saria talent 1 bulking herself up with +ATK and +DEF stacks, or Maria's talent 1 letting her attack sleeping enemies. The "rice fields" give HP regen instead of heals (which means it heals unhealable units like Musha or Juggernauts) which greatly extends her versatility, and granting shelter to allies hiding in her sowed times is a nice bonus, but what I really value about the talent is that she sows the 4 tiles around a healed ally as well, meaning you can get great coverage on a map.

Her Talent 2 is kind of a meme. The Max HP and ASPD effects are really easy to get which is great, but the SP and ATK buff applied when four of Shu, Nian, Chongyue, Dusk, and Ling are all in the team is kind of a meme imo. That's 4/12 slots taken for a meh attack buff and a 0.25 SP/s increase, which is lower than the +0.3/s provided by Ptilopsis (although Shu's appears to work on all SP recovery types which is nice). The Sui siblings don't really have all that much synergy with each other (in fact Ling would rather fly solo to have as many deployment slots for her summons as possible) so trying to force the Sui buff by having 4 deployed seems to me like you will just be griefing yourself half the time on harder stages.

Now for her skills

S1 looks to be the exact same thing as Saria's and default Nearl's. I think Saria's S1 will remain the most valuable version of this since Saria stacks both ATK and DEF on herself over time and this S1 is mostly used to make a Guardian act as a tank. Shu's regen and shelter from ricefield tiles would have to be crazy high for me to consider her S1 when I already got both Saria and Nearl on S1M3.

Shu's S2 is interesting, it's basically an upgraded version of regular Nearl's S2 (which no one uses). I need to see the numbers on the boost to Talent 1 to properly judge this skill, but for now this could potentially open up new strategic options (due to being a ground unit-based shelter buff). It's manually activated and heals two at a time which can be a pain in the ass vs just using Saria's S2, but I'm looking forward to seeing how much it buffs her sow tiles.

And now for Skill 3.

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker, you aren't allowed to leave. The bonus ATK and ASPD for allies inside her range is a buff no other Guardian can provide, but the really cool bit is teleporting enemies who have stepped on a Sow tile back into it if they end up walking too far.

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea if that is insanely broken for crowd control or if it's just a big meme, as you need to heal allies to plant sow tiles (so you can't plant ahead of your units to make an unescapable trap without using an Operator to create the Sow tiles). It is weird and creative and a very different take on Saria's S3 also being AOE crowd control and heals though, so I like it and can't wait to experiment with it.

#arknights

[cerastes]

CN AK accidentally posted the anniversary banner. Without context: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER.

It’s not a leak anymore so WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKER

#arknights #i like their art #shu

[going-to-superhell]

#meme poll #meme #memes #poll #polls #tumblr poll #tumblr polls #unintelligible goblin noises

[maiosx]

welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker.

#youtube

[cauli-flawa]

Alright! Welcome, welcome to the Rustwood Brotherhood! I’m glad you chose (or maybe you didnt) to visit.

This is Elderbury. It looks rather humble - I prefer the term “rustic”, though that might not apply here. 

If you want, you came come take a look around!

Firstly, and I am VERY proud of this - the kitchen/brewery! Xal and Basilia take day and night shifts working at the stove, preparing some yummy preserved survival meals with the meat we hunt or the rice we grow. We don’t ever need a fridge. They’re overrated. We’re a peaceful settlement in the middle of the forest, who needs power?

Speaking of rice...that is, for the most part, all we eat. Behold...

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER

Yep. Each harvest yields hundreds upon hundreds of rice. It’s enough to sustain us indefinitely, even through Decembrary. We always end up having at least 1000-2000 rice by the time winter comes. 

Let’s look at some more, smaller crops...

The healroot farm. This is where we get our “backup medicine”. We want to rely on industrial medication, which we can always get from nearby townships.

The cotton fields...still in progress. Don’t worry - we’re working on it!

The potato fields. We usually don’t eat these. The potatoes are for one purpose only - and that is to feed our livestock.

Icon the bison and our beloved Hermine the yak - these two are our lovely herd animals. Hermine supplies us with milk, and Icon gives us wool to sell. We are pretty big in the leather trading industry, and we’re hoping to get some good cash selling our beer as well! And we have PLENTY of that, lemme tell you.

This litter home in the mountains is a work-in-progress. Our new love bugs are gonna live here soon.

This home, though, is not so nice. It’s a prison cell. We rarely ever capture any prisoners, because we usually don’t find any of interest to us.

I am proud to say, only TWO organs have ever been harvested in there. And trust me, we had our reasons.

This is our only current power source - the geothermal generator! We’re only intending to use it for our laboratory-in-progress...

Behold! You can see our mechanoid workbenches, with a mechanoid in progress. This place also doubles as a workshop for various things.

Directly underneath the laboratory, with multiple safe and quick entryways and exits...our hospital! We always keep our medicine close by. 

This here is the art room - oh, sorry, Basilia! I didn’t mean to interrupt. Well, there she is, trying her hand at artwork. 

And finally... the place where it all began...!

The Shelter! Where we work, eat, and sleep (for now). Almost everyone is welcome inside the Shelter. 

We also have a few barricades, embrasures, and wire fences sprinkled around here and there for protection. We used embrasures to mostly block off a corner of the map, where the geothermal generator is.

...Huh? What’s this? I can’t tell what may be inside...but for some reason, I feel like there is something dangerous lurking behind those brick walls...

Ahem! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this little tour of our town. Maybe we’ll see you again sometime.

#rimworld

[stupendousladysheep]

History LOL

[the-abyss-watcher]

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

All your rice fields are belong to us

[gallade-x-treme]

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

#Delicious in Dungeon #Laios Touden #Marcille Donato #Chilchuck Tims #Senshi of Izganda #MORE LIKE CHILLED CHUCK AM I RIGHT 🤣

[timeaid]

LIKE   for   a   starter  !  <3

#i have like 3 active followers pls #( * welcome to the rice fields motherfucker.┇ooc.

[fateofalexander]

#fgo #fate grand order #shimousa #shimosa #rice field #welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

[feralbasiltheif]

Moomin, if he gives you this look, it’s the law to kiss him. 

Haven’t done digital art in a hot minute but Snufkin is such a good warmup. <3

-Basil

#snufkin #moominvalley #digital art #art #my art #hes god damn feral hes doing this on purpose #im mad because it reminds me of welcome to the rice fields motherfucker #moomin

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

Footage of Noodle welcoming her bandmates to Japan after a long time.

#I've been watching a lot of Filthy Frank can you tell #gorillaz #noodle #filthy frank #filthyfranktv #welcome to the rice fields motherfucker #meme #kai's shit