#WHAT'S THE CUSTOMER SERVICE'S NUMBER?!?!?!

[elderwisp]

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Ares: Huh? Oh! Hey! Hi. 

Dan: Why are you so flustered? 

Ares: I didn’t realize it was you for a second. How can I help you? 

Dan: Not the customer service voice…

Ares: Sorry! It just comes out sometimes.

Dan: [ laughs ] I made you something. A cassette. Before you call me old or whatever, I feel like there’s a certain charm to it. Here you go. Maybe you can find something new to listen to. 

Ares: Holy shit, vintage. I love it. Thank you. 

Dan: Mhm. Hey so, you seem cool. I’m having a house-warming party, wanna go? 

Ares: Sure! Send me the address and date?

Dan: Already wrote my number on the cassette. Invite whoever you want. 

Ares: What were you gonna do if I said no?

Dan: You weren’t.

Ares: [ small chuckle ] 

Dan: See you around. 

Ares: Bye Dan. 

Gabriel: What… Just happened? 

Ares: I got invited to a party and a phone number. 

Gabriel: She must like boys who chronically embarrass themselves. 

Ares: You know, I was gonna stay to cover your break but now I think I’m not. 

Gabriel: Wait! I’m sorry! Baby boy come back, you know I love you!

#frances: ten people max #dan: invite whoever you want #needless to say v excited #ALSO DAN BEING THE COCKIEST MF #“you weren't” OKAY #GABRIEL BEING A CHISMOSA #tessellate #gif warning #sims 4 story #show us your story

[frc-heraldofdoom]

Happy birthday, Smilin Stan!!!

Tribute by Humberto Ramos.

Would have been 100, uh? Damned publisher: stopped the series at issue #95... and now who do we call to revive it?

EXCELSIOR!

#thank you for all the amazing stories and characters #but especially for doctor doom :P #stan lee #happy birthday stan #marvel comics #WHAT'S THE CUSTOMER SERVICE'S NUMBER?!?!?!

[anotherpapercut]

bro what the fuck are they doing with my package

#fun story #i ordered 3 things from hot topic. they shipped but never arrived so a couple weeks later i messaged them abt it #and went back and forth with them for a while bc their customer service agents cant read apparently #before being told i had to call bc one of the things i ordered went out of stock and i was replacing it w smth more expensive #so i call and im on the phone for like a fucking hour missing the 15 minute window i have to eat between jobs #and being on the phone at work for a while lmao #i finally get it done and the guy fucking forgets my apartment number in the shipping address. it's in the billing address tho?? #so i email them AGAIN and im like yo your man forgot my apartment number. they cancel that order and place another #the effect this has is that the $14 payment for the more expensive item is cancelled as well. bc again they don't read #so im like sick i will effectively get these $60 pants for $15 (im very good at sales and also manipulating customer service) #but apparently when they replaced the order they put ny apartment number not in the address‚ but as part of my name????? #so i think its fucking up usps. but it came in 2 packages and 1 has arrived so i still have hope. but thats not the end #yesterday guess who fuckin calls me. its hot topic. my original order arrived to the fuckin store in my local mall #and theyre like i think we fucked up bc we just found this package but it says you picked up your order already. do u want it #and i was like yes? not really sure what package to be expecting and its my ORIGINAL FUCKING ORDER #so once this package arrives i will have gotten 2 of the same shirt‚ 2 kiki sign things‚ a sweater‚ and a pair of pants for $40 #and i figure i can return one of the shirts and one of the signs that i have duplicates of for store credit of their full price #so anyway yeah. thats been the past 3 weeks for me.

[shvdowsdrowned]

I got a prepaid mastercard from a playstation settlement but it fuckin said it will charge 96 cents if inactive for a year and I have 77 cents left so like???? What now????

#it also said i could cancel it through customer service but the fucking number has a toll fee what the fuck 😭😭 #what if i just never use it again and never log onto it. will i just be in debt with that card? #will they just take the 77 cents and cancel the card???? ugh i dont know #oh well. my actual bank shit is NOT available to them so i think the worse they could do is spam me lmao #i shouldve given them my other email address for that SIGH #this is so stupid i knew it was a bad idea LMAO

[newtonsheffield]

I’M GOING TO HOBBITON TODAY EVERYBODY GET EXCITED!!!!

Also glowworms

#still no phone but I gotta call them from the bus and tell them it’s in there. europcar has been VERY unhelpful about this #the main number told me to send customer service an email that they’ll respond to in 7 business days. #girl what

[peachssodapop]

It's been months I'm never going to recover

#my art #number one nightmare scenario was so scared that's genuinely what my customer service voice sounds like #but tried telling myself certainly even if it's true no one will say it #and then it fucking happened #It's so funny I had a call center type job why did I do that

[eternal-jobhunter]

pro tip: when using canned emails, especially when reaching out to someone to be an admin, double check to make sure you've filled in all the blanks

#job hunting #job interview #brent i can't call you if you don't give me your number #also he didn't take out the part where it referrs to the position as a customer service rep #that's not what that position is #do better brent

[im-still-watching-anime]

turns out i am NOT immune to mob mentality because i keep seeing people order stuff on our menu and convincing myself i would like it because! look how popular it is!! it HAS to be good! and then it simply is not no matter how many times i try it

#working food service is a TRIP #there are NINE combinations to this thing #and i have tried four so far with NO success #it’s got like a coconut milk option which i thought i really liked for like two seconds which was bizarre #but i have decided that actually it is Also bad #so in conclusion there’s like one tolerable thing on our menu is what ive found #though to be fair im vegetarian so like maybe the sandwiches are good?? #i doubt it though considering the amount of grease i pour out of our meat containers every day makes me want to pass out #just wanted to share that i have once again been disappointed😔 #customers keep asking me for recommendations and it’s like girl go somewhere else this place sucks :/ #i hear the coffee is legitimately good but i don’t trust anyone anymore after failure number four today #and i don’t like coffee so i can’t even cast judgement on it😔 #life junk #not anime

[wyrd66]

I just want it to go on record that having your identity stolen is the most lonely thing in the world. There is no support. No cure. No one cares. It will just keep happening forever and no one cares.

#my local police is no longer bothering to pretend to give a shit #they don't even offer police reports for ID theft anymore #straight up removed it from their website #they just direct you to the FBI #and FBI's website tells you they will never ever follow up with you #and if you're having trouble with any of the reporting agencies or credit bureaus #you can just go fuck yourself #because the customer service number is a phone tree with no human attached #you will never speak to a human at any point #it's all automated #anyway guess what happened to me for the eleventh time #I'm so tired #real life

[ghoul-haunted]

having a most Terrible Day but the sextus pompey-antony fic has successfully taken over some part of my brain. so.

#i cant log into my paypal account bc its attached to an old phone number i dont have anymore and i wanted to update it #BUT I CANT LOG IN BECAUSE IT WONT LET ME USE A DIFFERENT PHONE NUMBER #and their fucking customer service line is AUTOMATED and im SCREAMING and you cant send EMAILS TO THEM #im so upset that im going to have to like. end up sending a DM to their support account on twitter like my god would you just #hire people to answer your customer support line. so that i can get this fixed #what fucking clownery dictates that you cant email me a code and ask my security questions HUH what absolute CLOWN BEHAVIOR

[unsettlingcreature]

I don't support being mean to customer service reps but sweet fuck I was close to snapping at 2/3 reps with my energy provider

#first person was lovely helped me get it sorted #second person uhhhhh took my account number then immediately transferred me without a word after i explained my problem like oh ok :/ #third one kept telling me i had to make a payment and i was like I JUST DID THAT THATS THE FIRST THING I DID #and in the end she was like yeah you'll have to send an email ^_^ we can't help you with this #LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAAAAANNNNNN YOU ARE CUSTOMER SERVICE!! YOU ARE EMPLOYED TO HELP ME WITH THIS 😭 #anyway i had a cry and ive decided i no longer give a shit (lying) (im really upset still)

[shima-draws]

Today has been so mega stressful I just

Smacks head against wall

#Shima speaks #Okay. Okay okay okay storytime #SO as many of you know I bought a new car back in April. Almost May. #I didn't get the title registration card in the mail until like June #So I registered my car and bought the plates. 100% bought the plates I KNOW I bought the plates #Fast forward to now it is August and still no plates in the mail. No notification that they've been mailed or received or ANYTHING #SO I'm sitting here going hey where are my plates my temporary tags have expired on my car and I could get ticketed for that #I decide you know what I'll go to the DMV directly and get this sorted out. Fucking hate the DMV all my homies hate the DMV #But what can you do you know. Idk where the plates are. #I was very worried bc the mailroom in my apartment was broken into so somebody could have stolen the plates out of my mailbox #And I'd be none the wiser!! Bc I haven't received any sort of notification that they were delivered! #So I decide to go to the DMV right but my coworker tells me that they don't do walk ins anymore. They only see you by appointment #The next appointment wasn't available until August 22nd. LIKE. THREE WEEKS FROM NOW #So I book the appointment. And I send them an email going like hey uh I kinda need new temp tags while I'm waiting to be seen abt my plates #And they email me back going oh lol this is the wrong county you need to go to blah blah blah county office #So I'm like jesus christ okay I'll go to the correct county office. LUCKILY they have walkins so I drove over there today #I walked in and the girl working the customer service counter asks me what I need and I say hey I'm having issues getting my plates #I hand her my title registration card and she looks it up and goes oh lol we have your plates. They were returned #APPARENTLY they fucked up my address and didn't include the apartment number on the package so it got returned to them #SO THEY'VE JUST HAD MY FUCKING PLATES FOR A MONTH AND A HALF AND DIDN'T TELL ME. NO EMAIL NO PHONE CALL NOTHING IN THE MAIL #The girl goes into the back and grabs my plates. Thank god I finally have my fucking plates #LUCKILY I didn't actually have to wait in line she just grabbed them and I didn't need to get a ticket to see someone at the counter #But oh my god. SO fucking stressful dude. #I hate adulting <3 #Also my computer had a hacking scare so there's that too #But that's a whole other can of worms #Lies down I'm fucking exhausted bro

[the-tenth-arcanum]

I think my gas and electricity provider fucking hates me, specially

#3rd time they've randomly changed my account number and cancelled my direct debit #what the fuck do you want from me!!?? #then I talk to customer service and they go “oh this account isn't live yet” YEAH BECAUSE YOU KEEP CHANGING IT #I feel like they're trying to force me off direct debit?? #literally impossible to set it up online now #anyway I hate companies and people #*

[robitherat]

Genuinely so fucking mad right now I think I could kill someone Jesus fuck.

#robi rambels #fuck college board #this whole fucking situation is bullshit and their fucking 'customer service' can fucking choke and die #fuck this. 100 fucking dollars and i cant see my fucking score because they trashed my account #and now wont let me make a new one #and when i send in a fucking complaint all i get back is a step by fucking step guide on how to change my password #as if i didnt fucking say i already did that 10 times with no result #what the fuck is the point of having a fucking help page if you arent going to fucking help #and the fact that my counselor and i have both tried calling multiple times over the course of a YEAR #just to grt put on hold for an hour plus without ever talking to a fucking person #and they dont even have an alternative way of communicating!! #like i cant email them back its literally JUST the complaints bullshit and the phone number #fucking off yourselves i hate it here im genuinely so fucking pissed about this

[zaggyzoo]

what even is this world

#a guy gave me his number at work ?!?! aksjjfjfjdj #i didn't even know what to say so he was like im leaving it here and i said THANK YOU in my customer service voice 👍 #i was a bit out of it bc i still can't hear 100% out of one ear (but i'm feeling much much better btw!! meds working and i'm being very #careful) so this was so wild to me like lmaoo what in the hell

[goldensunset]

dad whines for an entire month about how i don’t have a summer job yet and that i need to just suck it up and keep applying anywhere i can whether i like it or not and it doesn’t matter how prestigious it is because i absolutely need to enter the workforce and it’s such a disgrace that i’m 19 and have never had a job before etc

then i land a job but it’s something he doesn’t like or think is good enough so he keeps on whining and acting as if i’ve accomplished nothing after all

#sir where’s my congratulations i’m proud of you #sigh. #so WHAT if it’s a manual labor cleaning job. so WHAT if i’m not making 15 an hour. so WHAT. i entered the workforce #and i LIKE menial labor you fool. that beats dealing with the mental abuse of customer service from people like you any day #classist business major boomer #what happened to ‘all that matters is that you get SOMETHING to do this summer and get it RIGHT AWAY’ #ok i did that but now you’re going on about the number of hours i should be working and the amount of money i should be making #amazing job supporting me. using your huffy impatient angry annoyed tone of voice while offering a half hearted congrats #genuine garbage parenting #whereas my mom was ecstatic for me because she knows it means a lot that i got this #peach rambles #but what else is new