#WOW THIS GOT AWAY FROM ME I'M SO SORRY LMAOOOO

[reitheist]

bucchigiri ep 12 lb thoughts:

wow, tbh I was not expecting to get more backstory on ara this late, but it's appreciated

aww ara thought matakara was cool

i'm still unsure what exactly a honki person is to be completely honest

komao is the best nurse thanks buddy

bucchigiri pleaseeeeee let mahoro do anything please im begging

ahaha the cat gag is finally revealed

also he just fucking stole jasmine right out of there lmaooo

okay so... mahoro uses a man to wake her brother up... sweetie I'm sorry but your brother only cares about men and fighting. it's time to give up

the siguma goons dressed in nurse outfits I'm cackling

yet again love is used as a metaphor for fighting and here it's applied to arajin and matakara hm

ahaaaaa as I predicted his wish changed. specifically to wanting matakara to wake up, no less

so like, is ichiya's issue with senya similar to matakara's issue with arajin? in that he wasn't as strong as he wanted him to be

is it inappropriate to say senya is lucky and I would like ichiya to beat me up as well

oh damn ichiya was sick and wanted to be killed by senya. senya looked up to ichiya and didn't want to do that.

komao carrying zabu aww

so now that ichiya is controlling matakara's body, matakara is stuck with his darkness. notably, the best friend stone lies in there, broken. he sits in the corner of his laundromat room, the place he's had to stay since his brother went to juvie

ofc these two muscled bitches can only make up by fighting

divorced dad senya got his wife back by being real for once

the only thing stronger than ichiya's pettiness--matakara's lack of self worth

ope well the only thing stronger than matakara's lack of self worth is ara's delusional love for mahoro ig

wow his wish change did not last for long lol

ohhh matakara shoving ara away, he believes everyone from his past makes him weaker "I don't need my friends, or my brother, or even you!"

matakara is deathly afraid of being left alone. it happened with ara, it happened with his brother, so now he wants to sever all his relationships so he can't be hurt again

literally shoving the love of friendship into matakara's face so he can't reject it, healing the inner child so afraid of loneliness

matakara finally having his investment in ara acknowledged and reciprocated

senya's unfinished business is done, he can ascend to heaven with his boyfie

i KNEW that stamp was gonna be for matakara. also stamping it in blood hell yeah

matakara I love youuuu

ahh a very sk8-type ending montage

MATAKARA YOUR BESTIES LOVE YOU

i'm at least glad mahoro is still ignoring the fact ara exists

did shindo wear fake boobs and heels just to sneak back into NG 💀 he's fulfilling his true calling in life: to be the drama member of an idol group

lmaooo catboy doing his best sales

ara and matakara making gyoza again 😭

matakara's brother is alive phew

lmaoooo the ending

well, I guess the ending would keep it open for a potential S2, if that were to ever happen. good episode with excellent animation, even though it didn't quite fulfill all of my desires for this show. would've liked mahoro to have a more active role in all this. this show also felt a bit limited by runtime and writing at times, but overall it was a pretty enjoyable experience with charming characters (who I would've liked to learn more about, tbh). matakara and ara's fight was amazing. I wanted more ichiya and senya than we got but I'm glad they resolved their issues too. I'm kinda curious as to what happened with ichiya after the fight. is he also in the bullet with senya, did he pass on, or is he in his own bullet? if it's the first option, I need a spinoff of their stupid domestic lives inside their separate spirit world

#bucchigiri lb #bucchigiri spoilers #thoughts #bucchigiri?! #this is late since life's been crazy for the past week #can you tell im an unabashed ichiya fan #HE DESERVED MORE SCREENTIME TO BE SEXY I TELL YOU

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if you were to make a vampire au for shisui, how'd you think you'd do it?

would vampires be something well known? would they be rumored but dismissed? (im personally fond of aus where the mc suffers in silence)

Would it be before or after shisui's death? How would he deal with the sun?(if your vampires have that issue) If he's in the village, how would he source blood? would he be in denial at first? terrified of what he's becoming? Would he pretend to be the same? would he pull away? would others notice?

sorry for word vomiting sometimes i just Have Thoughts and I wanted to share them with you

Please don't apologize! I'm busy most days rn but don't be discouraged if it takes a while for me to respond, I love chatting in my askbox haha

This AU is so 🤌🤌🤌 scrumptious ✨

Honestly my first thought was (slightly cracky) that Shisui's Mangekyou is just... !Vampire! 😅 Like wow nice Genjutsu eyes, my Mangekyou makes me drink blood and get sunburn but I think I'm immoral now anyway so~

Or it could be a really taboo Uchiha bloodline failsafe! It's how Madara has stayed alive, changing him was how he saved Obito, and Obito fished Shisui from the river and bit him to keep the legacy and have an 'inside man' in konoha (plus working alongside Kakashi) only for Shisui to absolutely not get the memo that Konoha itself is supposed to be his enemy, not that his weird cousin Obito (totally living in the woods, which is fucked up, but also valid because the family is in shambles and Shisui can sympathize with extreme escapism) did him a solid by patching him up to enable Shisui to go and rip out all the problems and fix the village... It's handy that Danzo can't kill him again tho lmao

On another tangent... Maybe Fire Country turned against the 'monster families' like the Uchiha Vampires (Kakashi werewolf, need I say more?) And so the Senju Dryads made a new settlement, Konoha, with the Uchiha and boom! Monster-ville! The problem for Naruto can either be just general distaste for overpowered and mischievous foxes or it could be that the Kyuubi attack threatened to expose them to humans and now the whole village is blaming Naruto for the spike in persecution etc etc... Interesting things to think on....

The angst fest? Well I tried but then I got to "shisui, neck deep in self loathing and denial, is starving for blood on a mission and ends up gorging on their enemies and is terrified of Kakashi's reaction but Kakashi is just straight up horny lmao" and it all derailed lmaooooo

Great AU idea, anon! And Shisui's so pretty and Tenzo so emotionally awkward that we could even recreate a Twilight AU spoof with this lmaoooo

#torship #torship talks #ask #anon #shisui #shisui au #vampire au #vampire shisui #werewolf kakashi #dryad senju #obito #madara #tenzo #shisui x Kakashi #shisui x tenzo

[weirdlyfitting]

Hewwooo i just watched dominion todayyy

Spoilers below btw

THE MOVIE'S A MESS, SERIOUSLY.

Plotwise? Absolutely. Characterwise? Sorta. And i'm still mad that the prologue didn't make it to the movie LIKE WHAT THE FUCK-

Before watching it i already had a feeling it'd be a mess and yep. I didn't care about lewis dodgson (dogson??) he's super boring to be a villain, the same with uhhh eli mills (is that was his name in fk?) and that guy who wanted dinos to be a weapon in jw

I like hybrid dinos to be the threat much more like the previous jw movies because it felt more.....natural (p ironic cause hybrids aren't natural lol)?? I just like how i can feel the tension as the characters running away from em, it's the whole survival aspect yk?

But that doesn't mean it's not enjoyable tho! I love seeing dinos and dominion absolutely delivers!!! I wanna see the old trio back and yepp i love them having that shenanigans in the adventure, then owen and barry's friendship aaaaaaa, then blue and beta (wishing there's more of blue tho), and imo kayla is one of the best feature dominion ever had, i wasn't that interested (skeptical even) when i saw her in the promo/posters cause i had a feeling she'll ended up like zia (who in my opinion is pretty boring and bland) but nope! The way she loved flying and her plane and just trying to mind her own business? Yeah i love that lol. And maybe because i'm tired with the whole "dinos are worth saving kind of motivation" from the charas so that i found her character more interesting

Then the camp cretaceous tie ins eh? My heart fucking dropped when i knew that the dinos in biosyn are already getting chipped LIKE WHAT THE FUCK 😭 i swear the whole firecracker getting chipped by kash is already disturbing enough and now those dinos got thst treatment again i- 👁👄👁

AND EUGH THOSE CRICKETS (uh grasshopper?) WHAT THE FUCK. I gotta admit i don't really like em being a main threat tho, it doesn't feel jurassic to me tbh. But wow i love them too cause they're horrifying >:)

Oh and and and that a scene when someone called alan as dr grant will never not made my brain stopped working for a sec i thought it was steven grant from moon knight lmaoooo 😭 (i've been way too far and desperate for more mk stuff asjkshkss)

AND FINALLY BIG DINO BATTLE WOOOOOOOOO

I was dissapointed that there's no blue in there tho but goddamn the therizino and rexy team up against that bitch giga is so good 😩🤌

But again i'm sorry BUT the battle itself is the least enjoyable final battle i've ever seen compare to the previous jw movies. It's because the set up tho, the final battle in jw always had a special place in my heart cause i rex itself is already being the biggest threat there is and i am rooting for the heroes to save the day. But in this one? Is giga really a threat? I don't feel like it is, for the humans yeah but the other dinos? That's just the nature....there's no feeling to see giga as this unnatural being cause it's not a hybrid. I think it'd be more interesting if giga attacked rexy and therizino cause the chip, okay you know what they should've made that chip to be the main focus like in cc s5 😔

But in the end i still love it eheheheeee

Warning : dimetrodon slander lol

Lastly when those dimetrodons appeared uGhH, why them tho 😭 I HATE THIS MF WITH MY WHOLE FRIGGIN HEART. They're just ugly and annoying and i don't like em 😔

Okayy that's all i got baiii

#jurassic world dominion #also #jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous

[baekhvuns]

Omg everyone who made Mr and Mrs Park/Spy x Family connections, exactly that's what I said! The resemblance is so funny

Today's outfits ahhhhh marching band x sailor boys x commanders? God the hwarms were out ofc and Mingi's cute hair! and ATZ OST?!

Maybe c-word would've been better tbh, because I used to have bronchitis as a child and it was hell and this time is no better...

Jdjshdususudhd omfg I'm sorry, but happy birthday in advance 😊 and I'm sorry that you're not seeing SVT even though they're in your town 😭

I'm happy Shinee members have their own musical identities and their releases are so different. Bad Love was so good and deserves more, because visually omg? I still get awful flashbacks from trying to open one of the album versions, but the idea behind it was cool af. Btw Jessica I watched her on this show good for her for coming back to music, but I'm 50-50 on her behaviour.

Like...I can't blame younger gens fans for not knowing everyone, but at least be respectful 😭 some weirdo Atinys called Shinee old men when they were promoting together with Ateez and??? Yes pls spare some performances SNSD. BM is definitely her best work! Omg I remember that prime minister thing even though I haven't seen it shusiabsnsjsjbshshs

Stop because I checked and indeed some Noddy's including the OG were voiced by women even in my dub it was a woman...

Wow bestie in her Yunho era lmao, I keep looking at Mingi this era as well though shit isn't that bad, Hongjoong lost his points for ditching cruella hair, but I had my HJ moments too. Have fun on your city vacation, unfortunately without Yunho 🙉🙈🙊

I don't know any CEO guys, I'm sorry

God finally that guy (Pique) is so embarrassing and obsessed with slandering Real, like fucking get a grip. I have personal vendetta against him and Busquets, not only they're annoying on field, but we were on holidays at the same place once and 🔪🔪🔪🔪 they were kinda assholes. Yeah every time a big name leaves a club it's :O

Literally I was like "Hwa my guy you got cosy with her, let me have this" but I hope he sees Sunmi in concert one day and I hope I see HIM in concert so we can both be satisfied

DAYS with Taehyung (Driver At Your Service) lmao

Yeah bestie I ordered from so many stores 🤯 I'm gonna drown in their albums, but I'll install anti Baek lock!

Waiting for Hwa in crocs I actually got crocs from my friend cause nowadays people are into wearing crocs with charms and I bought some. I wore them outside once 😭 me a huge crocs anti, but the charms 🥰

Btw had a Hwa dream and 😳 he made aesthetic cooking and baking vids like this and everyone was like OMG WHO'S THAT GUY, HIS VOICE AND HANDS ARE SOOOOOOO. And then one day I stumbled upon a cafe called "Little Star" and the guy behind the counter seemed VERY familiar, turns out I found the YT guy irl 😭 and I would go there basically every day like a simp even though it wasn't in my neighbourhood. My mind lmaoooo

Your link is gone 👀 but look such a hot cute loser also wtf is this??? SEROTONIN BUT NOT HIM CHOKING. Surfer bf - DV 💖

hi hello!!! this iS SO VERY LATE DBDBD

Omg everyone who made Mr and Mrs Park/Spy x Family connections, exactly that's what I said! The resemblance is so funny

DJDJDJD WE LOVE TO SEE THE TWO WORLDS COLLIDING 😭😭 have to fully watch it now dbdb

Today's outfits ahhhhh marching band x sailor boys x commanders? God the hwarms were out ofc and Mingi's cute hair! and ATZ OST?!

THEY LOOLED SO GOOD TOO !!!! the sailor shit just gets me 📉📈📉📈📉 THE HWARMS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😩 MINGIS RED STREAKS PLS HES SO CUTE 😭😭😭 but the blue ones??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ATEEZOST PLS THIS IS THEIR YEAR FULLY

Maybe c-word would've been better tbh, because I used to have bronchitis as a child and it was hell and this time is no better...

NAURRRR IS IT ANY BETTER NOW?? DRINK WATER ALOT BC IT GOES AWAY QUICK!! PL DRINK FBNDBDFN LOTS OF FLUIDS 😭😭

Jdjshdususudhd omfg I'm sorry, but happy birthday in advance 😊 and I'm sorry that you're not seeing SVT even though they're in your town 😭

FBWJDHKW ITS PERFECTLY GOOD DBDB MAYBE ITS NOT MY TIME <33 BEST FRIEND HEAR ME. I WAS. 15 MINUTES. AWAY. FROM. HOSHI TWO DAYS AGO. 10 MINS FROM JOSHUA. IM GONNA START CRYING 😭😭

I'm happy Shinee members have their own musical identities and their releases are so different. Bad Love was so good and deserves more, because visually omg? I still get awful flashbacks from trying to open one of the album versions, but the idea behind it was cool af. Btw Jessica I watched her on this show good for her for coming back to music, but I'm 50-50 on her behaviour.

yes exactly!!! they all have such different styles and aura’s and their music shows exactly that and it’s soooooo good,,, BRWMDHWK IT WAS SO VERY PRETTY DBDBDJJD U BOUGHT IT? WHICH VERSION?? omg is the show even good? i stopped watching cshow’s after the lay on produce 101 chinese ver bffb,, NO BC WHYS JESSICA IN THE SAME GROUP AS HER MANS EX DBDBD

Like...I can't blame younger gens fans for not knowing everyone, but at least be respectful 😭 some weirdo Atinys called Shinee old men when they were promoting together with Ateez and??? Yes pls spare some performances SNSD. BM is definitely her best work! Omg I remember that prime minister thing even though I haven't seen it shusiabsnsjsjbshshjd

tbh half, if not, most of the new fans lack respect & they be younger than them too. and then don’t respect the culture of it all and sorts and then get mad 😭😭 LMFAOOOO TJAKDJWKDJWK ID CALL THEM OLD MEN TOO BUT ENDEARINGLY DKDJDJDJ YES BM DEF IS !!! FINALLY A GOOD SHOW 😭😭😭 yeah that show…pretty interesting fbfbf

Stop because I checked and indeed some Noddy's including the OG were voiced by women even in my dub it was a woman...

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIRLIE 🔫🔫🔫 ifs only america i guess dbdb

Wow bestie in her Yunho era lmao, I keep looking at Mingi this era as well though shit isn't that bad, Hongjoong lost his points for ditching cruella hair, but I had my HJ moments too. Have fun on your city vacation, unfortunately without Yunho 🙉🙈🙊

LMFAOOOO BDNDBD YUNHO AND HWA BOTH K WORDING ME RN,,, sorry??? yunho???? pls???

AND HWA??

UR SO RIGHT HONGRUELLA WILL BE MISSED HEAVILY,,,, mingi?? 👀 ok okay i see u ok

I don't know any CEO guys, I'm sorry


im sure u know some models?

God finally that guy (Pique) is so embarrassing and obsessed with slandering Real, like fucking get a grip. I have personal vendetta against him and Busquets, not only they're annoying on field, but we were on holidays at the same place once and 🔪🔪🔪🔪 they were kinda assholes. Yeah every time a big name leaves a club it's :O

NO LITERALLY HE IS SO EMBARRASSING DHDHDH EVERYONE AGREES 😭😭 LMFAOOOO FHFH PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST HIM BUT NOT HIS WIFEY 💃✨☺️🥰 OH???? NO WAY MAN THAT MUST BE IRRITATING 🤨🔫

Literally I was like "Hwa my guy you got cosy with her, let me have this" but I hope he sees Sunmi in concert one day and I hope I see HIM in concert so we can both be satisfied

DBDBDBJD UR SO RIGHT MANS WAS BEGGING HER TO LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭 omg what if u two at the sunmi concert w/o knowing who’s who dhdhd

DAYS with Taehyung (Driver At Your Service) lmao

i THINK there’s a replacement for ur uber tn actually

Yeah bestie I ordered from so many stores 🤯 I'm gonna drown in their albums, but I'll install anti Baek lock!

GIRLIE POPS UR GONNA BE LOADED WITH ALBUMS THERE BETTER BE HWA PCS AND POLAS IN THEM BC IM ACTUALLY GONMA RIOT FBFBFB BRUH 🔫🔫🔫

Waiting for Hwa in crocs I actually got crocs from my friend cause nowadays people are into wearing crocs with charms and I bought some. I wore them outside once 😭 me a huge crocs anti, but the charms 🥰

omg pls don’t give him ideas 😭😭😭 THOSE STAR ONES PLS DBDBDB HES GONNA GET THISE CHONKY CROCS WITH HEELS OR SOMETHING PLS 😭😭😭🔫 ME TOO A CROC ANTI FBFBF LMFAOOOO THE CHARMS GOT U BY THE GRIP HUH 😭😭

Btw had a Hwa dream and 😳 he made aesthetic cooking and baking vids like this and everyone was like OMG WHO'S THAT GUY, HIS VOICE AND HANDS ARE SOOOOOOO. And then one day I stumbled upon a cafe called "Little Star" and the guy behind the counter seemed VERY familiar, turns out I found the YT guy irl 😭 and I would go there basically every day like a simp even though it wasn't in my neighbourhood. My mind lmaoooo

FHJWHRKWHDEK COOK!HWA AU WHEN BFFF “little star” U LIVED A FANFIC FUCK OFF THATS THE PERFECT NAME,, IM SORRY??? HE JUST?? SEONGHWA MATCH MAKED KINDA???? wow the way it escalated i thought u met hwa fbdbdb

Your link is gone 👀 but look such a hot cute loser also wtf is this??? SEROTONIN BUT NOT HIM CHOKING. Surfer bf - DV 💖

NAURRR 😭😭😭 IM FBWKDJW…bESTIE. that video with nips out. 🙂🙂im not even gonna say anything tysm. is this not bb!hwa since u sent that video

🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

SO TRUE

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

[dr4kenlvr]

TOKYO REVENGERS + MUSICALLY-INCLINED S/O

pairing: ran haitani, mitsuya takashi, chifuyu matsuno, kokonoi hajime x gn!reader (separate)

genre: fluff

request(s): Hiiii I saw you respond to my request s/o in a band, sorry for not mentioning the fandom (I'm dumb) Tokyo revengers with ran haitani and any character of ur choice thank you!!

Hewwo it's me who requested s/o musician (classical would be nice) I forgot to mention the fandom, so Tokyo revengers 🖤⛓️ thank you, feel free to ignore tho. And your writing are amazing <3

a/n: hii im deciding to combine these two because they're quite similar! also im not a band kid nor do i play any instrument so i hope i did these two justice despite that <3 thanks for requesting :) + not proofread sorry ily

RAN:

this man is SOOO in love with your talent, he practically worships your abilities

ran's never really had the interest or time to play, so when he meets you he is completely blown away

he'll ask you to practice in front of him sometimes but you honestly feel a bit shy with those violet eyes holding eye contact with you the whole time

he'll wear a lazy smile, and clap after you're done to show how proud he is of you

"that's my baby."

if you have a talent show, or a performance going on, he will be there

"you ready for the fight, ran?" - rindou

"huh? but y/n's got a show in 20." - him

pls rindou getsso mad when he forgets to tell him about your shows LMAOOOO

he'll bring you a bouquet of your favourite flowers to gift you right after and wrap an arm around your waist

if you're in a band, he'll like to meet your other members too!

he knows it might be an iffy idea because he is ran haitani,, but he thinks that it'd be nice to get along with his s/o's friends too <3

nonetheless, he's not pushy about it and would respect your decision if you wanted to keep your love life and music life untangled (mainly due to the fact that ur bf's a criminal)

at night, he finds himself humming the melody to your band's songs, smiling to himself because he's got such a talented s/o

MITSUYA:

mitsuya is so excited to hear that you can play music !!

luna and mana are also really interested, because they haven't been around someone who plays <3

"takashi, can y/n play us something?" -his sisters constantly ask him to ask you, but once they warm up to you they'll be asking you all the time

mitsuya likes to listen to music, especially when he's coming up with new looks or sewing together a new piece

he insists you can practice in his room instead of downstairs because he enjoys the company + the music doesn't bother him

he's also one to let you practice when you have his full attention- he'll sit his sisters on his lap and clap when you finish

"that was amazing, as always love."

if you're in a band, he would love to go watch your guy's shows

he likes to film you during them too, and when you watch the videos back you can hear: "wow, y/n's so good takashi!" "yeah! they're so cool!" "i know guys, they're quite the diamond."

it makes your heart flutter every time, mitsuya and his sisters are like your own little fan club

when you meet him after, he'll always give you a sweet kiss on the forehead and congratulate you on a successful performance

if you're feeling unmotivated or down, he won't push you to work because he knows that if you're mentally not for it? it'll show in your work

he knows this from experience so he's there for you whenever you need him

CHIFUYU:

i can't even express how much chifuyu is in love because of the mere fact you play

like, he was already in love with you but now he finds out you're in a band? and you play music? bruh..

chifuyu is so so supportive of you, when you play near him he'll cheer so loudly LMAOOO

"WOOOO!! GO Y/N!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!"

and at your shows?? bruh.. someone shut this boy up (baji)

he's so giddy when you ask if you could show him a new piece you came up with

he won't ask you because he's sorta nervous?? even though you're the one playing not him

he sits and listens super attentively, and is stunned that you came up with such a beautiful piece

every note you played created a perfect harmony that had chifuyu staring at you with heart eyes

"so,, what do you think?"

"... woah."

when he's hanging out with baji or takemitchi, he'll keep them updated on your stuff

"oh yeah! they've got a gig next week, do you wanna come?"

"did i tell you that y/n has been practicing the violin recently? isn't that fucking cool."

baji and takemitchi are tired of his rambling, but not you so they come to attend your shows often as well <3

TAGLIST: @dai-tsukki-desu <3

#ran haitani x reader #mitsuya takashi x reader #chifuyu matsuno x reader #ran haitani fluff #mitusya takashi fluff #chifuyu matsuno fluff #ran fluff #mitsuya fluff #chifuyu fluff #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x reader fluff #tokyo revengers fluff #ran headcanons #mitsuya headcanons #chifuyu headcanons #request

[fishnets-fingers]

[Steady soft phlegm filled snores] oh wow...

[highlighting on Adobe was annoying her to no extreme.]- agreed!!!

I LOOOOOOOVEE READING SICK!H

[A soft sigh escapes his lips as she gently smooths his hair away from his face.] AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH

[Skinny dipping was not a great idea.] sounds quite true xD

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[clumsy ass boyfriend could be quiet as a mouse when he wants to be.] lmfaoooo

[it surprised him to no extent that the awkward, self-effacing girl he met wearing a pink floral top would have a geeky side to her] excuse him?

[Harry’s stomach growls in response] *goes to get myself some leftover fried rice because my stomach also growled*

[“What’s that?”] i can imagine her squinting her eyes at him xD

[“Weird.”] I'm agreeing with this for both of the shows...

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[She cut up a papaya] I haven't eaten a Papaya since soo long!!

[the indication she needed to call out on his bullshit and take him to the hospital.]- I was supposed to laugh at this, right? Cause I did ...and so hard lmfao

[“Harry Styles! You can either eat the soup slowly by yourself or I can force it all down your throat!” she says in a stern voice. - “Okay, jeez. You don’t have to use your mom voice. It’s scary.”] LOVED THESE TWO DIALOGUES

[“I’ll eat,” he acquiesces.]....okayyy

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[steam inhalation]- whenever anyone falls sick or catches cold, or my sinus is active, my dad: A clove of garlic and steam inhalation, daily and you'll be perfect.

[She wiggles her bum into his hips and she feels a certain hard member press into her ass cheek.]- LMFAOOOO

[“Harry! You can’t be serious! You’re ill!” She laughs. - “I’m not horny!” He defends himself. - “Does your penis know that,” she giggles. - “I’ve been semi hard since I saw you in the kitchen, I agree,” he admits. - “I didn’t even know you can get hard when you’re sick,” she teases him. - “You can when it’s a love boner.” - “A what now?” -“A love boner. I walked into the kitchen to find you busy making me soup. You rubbed vaporub on my chest, so I can sleep better. I was thinking of how lucky I am to love you and I got hard,” he smiles, hiding his face in her neck. “I’m flattered but you’re a weird weird man, Har.” - “Most girls would swoon, you know. And here you are calling me weird,” he says. - “I’m sorry you ended up with me,” she chuckles sarcastically.] not gonna lie, I read this whole while having a big arse smile on my face.... loved it queen <33333

[“It’s not my favourite. I don’t hate it either. It’s just that ahhh… well uh…” she fumbles.] loved from here, till ["Right.”], no kidding, just loved it.

[“No. It makes me feel taken care of,” he says, meeting her eyes with an earnest look.] hmmmmmmmmmmm hm-hm-hm

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[crunch orange leaf] I miss my orange plant...

[“‘Harry I swear to god, I’d shove this shoe so far up your ass that the doctors will need to cut open your brain to find it!’“] lmaoooo

[He sneezes into the side of her neck. Droplets of saliva land on her skin.] aw hell naw

[“If you get your germs on me and make me sick before I go to the temple, I’ll stab you in the throat.” - “Sorry!” He says sheepishly, wiping her neck with his tissue. “Your hair tickled me.” - “Liar. My hair isn’t even down, you idiot.”] dis waz funneh

[Harry smiles. “I really mean what I said in the bath you know. I truly love you. I felt it deep in my bones with the moonlight illuminating every inch of your cute face in my arms. I’ve been feeling it for a few weeks. But I didn’t know that it was love. It just clicked at that moment that there’s no one I’d rather have in my arms.” - Layla was taken back. She didn’t know how to respond. She was stunned when he first said it. It made her feel all types of things. They were ineffable. She didn’t even think of herself as someone who was capable of being loved romantically. She grew up thinking whatever bullshit made her parents fight with each other was inside her wholly. She didn’t seek a romantic relationship or had someone pursue her. That and the fear of getting into trouble if her family ever found out. So, when Harry had told her that the first time, after the initial explosion of enchantment and tenderness that swept her off her feet, she chalked it up to impulsiveness. But when he said it again and again, that feeling of tenderness grew to squander her impulsivity theory. - “You know,” Harry continues, derailing her train of thought. “Mum was the first one to point it out to me. It was that day you had a panic attack. I was confused and a downright mess. So I went and talked to her and she looked at me and said sounds like you are in love and I snorted that away.” - “Mother knows best.” Layla contributes. “Can I ask you something?” - “Shoot.” - “I haven’t said it back yet. Does that upset you? I mean I would be annoyed if the roles were flipped. I honestly didn’t know what to say. You have to understand that I do like you. Very very much. But I don’t know,” she sighs. “I’m scared that if I give it a serious label, it will all crumble,” she confesses. - “Layla, baby, I told you this before, I don’t expect you to tell that to me unless you want to. And no, it does not annoy me. People have their own timelines. Take all the time you need. I’ll be right here when you are ready, my sweet girl.” He bends down to kiss the top of her head, inhaling the coconut scent of her shampoo in.] this.... THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAD A TEAR SLIDING DOWN MY CHEEK!! MAM I LOVE YOU AND LOVE THIS WOLE PART

[“My faculties were compromised. I blame the brownies. Yours was significantly smaller than mine and I had just used your eyeliner to draw googly eyes and a nose on top of my belly button moving it around and making it sing, Got to be Real by Cheryl Lynn.” He interrupts her, defending himself. - “I don’t know if it was because of the weed but that was hilarious. My stomach hurt from laughing. But I wasn’t done before you rudely interrupted me. You also had every single drink with ice whereas I stick to hot water. You also refused to drink my tulsi, ginger, and hibiscus green tea.” - “In my defence, it didn’t smell very tempting,” he says. - “And look who’s sick now.”] I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING ON A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE OF EMOTIONS

[They could make out a few stars in the sky and a shy moon that was busy hiding behind the clouds.] sigh, this line is exquisite....

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[“How about I just curl up underneath this afghan and try and close my eyes till we get there?” He says burrowing in the colourful blanket that she wrapped him up in. - “Thank you. I’d also appreciate it if you moved your giant fat head away from the window so I could see the side mirror.” She teases him. - He rolls his eyes. “Can’t believe I’m in love with a literal dickhead.” He does not move, eyes staring at her face. Layla’s eyes glued to the traffic light, fingers drumming on the wheel, lip gnawing on her bottom lip. - Her face turns green and she nudges the car forward. “I’m serious about not being able to see the mirror, babe.” - He reclines his seat and moves his head from the cold glass to rest against the headrest.] dayum xD

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[“Well, at least you’ll be back soon.”] aow

[If her hunch is right, her son is going to ask her if he or the two of them could celebrate Christmas with his love.] he better do...

[Layla can’t help but feel quite jealous of the relationship between the two. For a brief second, she wishes that she had these cute little traditions with her mother but she squanders that thought away instantaneously.] ahah- ......ouch

[“Alright, you’re supposed to not call sick individuals fussy as shit, nurse.” Harry stresses the nurse and narrows his eyes playfully at his mum. - “I can if I’m their mum,” she playfully ruffles his hair.] I'm not getting jealous, absolutely not.

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[“Are you angry with me?” She whispers to Harry. He hasn’t said anything to her since she came here, not even a hello. - “What no!” He whisper screams. “I’ve never seen you like this before and I’m taking it all in. You look so stunning. I can’t even process anything. Just radiant, sweet girl.” That was the truth, he hadn’t been able to peel his eyes away from her or form sentences when she first came into his field of vision. Her pink and gold kurti with matching pants (***). Her hair was in a loose side braid. A small bindi on her forehead and there were two streaks - vibuthi over and  kumkum under - it. She had no makeup on her face but her lips were glossy, Harry assumes it’s from her lip balm.] heheh

[“Not really. I’d actually like some of yours,” Harry says. - “Nope. You probably had one at the temple,” he tells her, taking the cup away from her reach. - “No, I haven’t.” - “Liar. You really expect me to believe that you went to the temple and didn’t eat there.” - “I didn’t eat the panchamirtham,” Layla tells him. - “Harry, that’s not nice. Share, please. She’d been so sweet in taking care of you when you were sick. She even drove you back and forth from the hospital.” Anne chastises him. - “Driving. Ha. You should have seen her climb into the car-” Harry laughs. - “Hey, it’s not my fault that your car is not made for short people,” Layla sticks her tongue out at him. - “She’s actually a good driver. She’s just stressed. Her shoulders were literally stapled to her ears all the way,” he tells Anne. - “I’m super proud of you, Layla. Harry told me how much it meant to him that you drove him all the way to the hospital,” she says, patting her on the shoulder. - “It’s alright,” Layla dismisses the attention that has shifted towards her. - “Here,” Harry says, holding a spoon of panchamirtham to her lips, and she willingly accepts. - “See that wasn’t so bad now, was it? No need to be mean to her,” Anne tells him. - “She bullies me all the time. You’re just not around to see it,” he mutters, making Layla giggle. “Oh, mum, before you leave for your book club, can you take a picture of the two of us out in the garden, please?” He desperately wanted a picture of her in her outfit. - “I’d be delighted.”] LOVED THIS TOO

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[“Lails,” he chuckles. He gives it a weak tug and it unravels. “That’s the saddest knot in the history of knots.” He laughs. - “Shut it,” she giggles along with him. “I’m trying my best. It’s not like I have the handbook of BDSM in my back pocket. I’m doing my best.” - “You’ve always told me that you wanted to tie me up and you didn’t think with that big brain of yours that it would require, I don’t know… TYING!” He howls, wiping a tear from the corner of his eyes. Their laughs ring through the room.] Lmaoo

[“Splendid. Now please have your wicked way with me, my sweet girl.”]- .....................

[“Am I your good boy?” Harry asks as he pulls out, bending down to rest his forehead against hers.] dayum

THE SMUT WAS EXPLICIT AND AMAZING!!

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I LOVED IT I LOVED IT I LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PATIENCE WAS WORTH THE WAIT, WHOOP WHOOP!! I LOVE YOU MY QUEEN, THIS WAS WRITTEN SO WELL!!

Please keep on writing cause you're the death of me and I love dying every-time I read your writings <3333333333333333

Aaaaah! Thank you thank you thank you! Honestly, sometimes when I write all I can think of is what your reaction would be lol.

I was slightly disappointed because this part didn’t get many notes but this makes it all worth it. Just waiting for feedback from @sunandherflores and everything will be complete.

You two make this so worth it!

Congratulations on your exams! I hope you have the time to unwind before school starts again.

#aprajita #bookclub #six months #part fourteen

[willymywonkers]

A Trip into the Factory

Summary: Maude gets invited into the factory for the first time in years. Chaos and fluff ensues.

A/N: This really is an excuse for me to try and write Wonka a little better. It's not too great I'll admit that, but I'm still getting used to writing him, lmaoooo.

It was a typical Tuesday afternoon for Maude, which mainly included grading assignments and checking over the kids work.

However, there was one thing different about this Tuesday. Charlie invited her over to the factory for dinner.

Usually she'd be happy to visit the Buckets, the only set back here was actually going into the factory.

Ever since Wonka and her reunited, things had been a little rocky. Maude was always busy with her students, and tried to creating some order in her schedule. Will was busy mentoring Charlie around the factory. There wasn't any time for them to really connect.

"Sure, I think she would thoroughly enjoy the factory, heh." Willy said, trying very hard to seem confident.

"And, when you're done, we can have dinner with my family." Charlie smiled with excitement.

"Yeah." Will gulped, slightly.

This was one of Willy Wonka's rare moments where he was uncertain. Usually, he knew exactly how people would react when entering the factory, but Maude was a different story. She helped sculpt every room when it was first built.

Willy had planned on asking Maude to move in with him before she got married. Being business partners was one thing, but being actually together was another. He knew from the start on why he didn't like her husband. Even during the wedding, Willy tried to be supportive of her. Hell, he even made especially for her a dozen chocolate roses. His feelings for her never really went away. He just wanted her to be happy.

After being isolated from the world for over 15 years, it really took a toll on how he interacted with others.

Meanwhile, Maude was dealing with her own worries. She looked at herself in the mirror, constantly overthinking.

She needed to leave in about 30 minutes, and that wasn't enough time either. Maude rummaged through her closet desperately searching for something to wear. Eventually, she found a brown dress that was casual enough to wear without looking completely overdressed.

She slipped on some heels and grabbed her coat before heading out the door. She was lucky the factory was walking distance from her house, but when the gates opened, she was extremely hesitant to go inside.

'Come on, Maude. Don't be pathetic.' She thought as her hand was just inches away from the door.

She bit her lip, tapping her gloved fist against the cold steel door.

Suddenly, there was a click and the door swung open. Maude stepped back, surprised a little at the sudden opening of the door.

Wonka stood just a little bit outside the door. He smiled, greeting Maude at the door.

"Heh, welcome, Maude." Will flashed a big smile at her.

She smiled back, taking off her coat. "It's quite warm in here, Will."

"Ah yes. It's because of my oompa loompas. They just can't stand the cold."

Maude tilted her head at Will. "Right, and what are oompa loompas again?"

Charlie had told her about these 'oompa loompas' but she wasn't entirely sure about what they are.

"Oh, well, they're my workers. They were directly imported from Loopmaland." Will explained as the two walked down the large hall.

"Loopmaland? I've never heard of that place before." Maude seemed to look even more confused.

"Well, I discovered it while I was searching the world of exotic candy." Will hummed.

Maude couldn't help, but be amazed at the amount of things Will had done throughout the years. Maude felt that she didn't really accomplish anything. After she left Ron, she mostly did boring adult stuff. When she worked in the factory, Maude felt unique and carefree. Will would listen to all her ideas for different kinds of mixtures. She remembered a time where she felt happy being in the factory, because it almost was a sanctuary to her.

The hallway began to get slimmer and slimmer. Soon enough Maude and Willy crouched down to get to the very small door at the end of the hallway.

"I don't remember the chocolate room being this small." Maude joked, trying not to hit her head on the suddenly short ceiling.

Willy shook his head. "It's not. Just watch."

Just as he turned the key, a whole world was opened up for Maude. Her eyes widened. Her lips parted at the view.

It was meadows of gorgeous green grass, and luscious chocolate river that flowed throughout the factory.

There was buttercups at her feet, and a jelly pumpkin on her right.

Maude felt overwhelmed with joy. "You did all this?" Her voice was below a whisper.

Willy smiled wide. "Yeah, I did."

Maude turned to Willy, smiling dreamily at him. "Wow.." Her body suddenly when limp, as she passed out in a sudden trance.

Willy panicked, catching her before she hit the ground. "Maude? Maude!!"

She snapped out of her trance. "Yes? Yes! I'm awake."

Will took a deep breath. "Heh, good. I was worried that I killed ya there."

Maude chuckled, blushing slightly by the way Wonka was holding her.

Wonka seemed to noticed it too. He cleared his throat. "Well, let's get a move on. There's lots of things I wanna show you."

He set Maude back down on her feet. She chuckled nervously, still amazed at the view.

Her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of low drumming. A purple sea horse shaped boat pulled up right next to Willy and Maude.

"Hop on board!" Willy stepped onto the boat, with Maude following behind.

The Oompa Loompas seemed to be chattering amongst themselves and chuckling.

"What are they laughing about?" Maude chuckled.

He laughed nervously. "Surely, it's from all those doggone coca beans. They're a bit of a handful."

Maude smiled. "They seem quite lovely. I think I got a report from Charlie, talking about living with the Oompa Loompas. It was incredibly-"

"Weird?" Willy interrupted.

"Yeah, but, a good kind of weird." Maude chuckled. "You're a great mentor."

Willy's smile faltered slightly. "Well, I have to get him prepared to run this factory. There's not a lot of people I could trust to hold the secret recipes, and keep them secret."

"Right."

"I guess the only other person would be you."

Maude's expression shifted from happiness to a bit of sadness. She attempted to smile. "Thank you, Will."

She stared blankly for a few seconds. She began to remember Ron's horrid yelling.

"You'll always be in his shadow, Maude. Don't you want your own factory? He stole most of your ideas, Maude. A few of his would be nothing."

Maude would always refuse to steal from Will. Ron would call her a coward. Still, this torment would go on for hours, until she resigned.

The boat began to diverge into a dark tunnel. Maude's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the Oompa Loompas drumming as it began to get faster and faster.

"Can they see where they're going?" Maude said, as she turned to Willy.

"Hehe, no." Will chuckled. "There's no telling where they're going."

Maude's face turned pale as she held on to the side of the boat.

The boat suddenly took sharp dive right into the tunnel. The boat looped and turned as chocolate splashed its sides. Maude suddenly had her arms around Wonka's, holding onto dear life. Will looked over at her a little surprised. In most situations, Will despised human contact. Here, he was just amused. Even when he was a little boy, he hates when adults touched his hair, or even when they lightly tapped his shoulder. However, he was very loose when it came to Maude. She didn't appreciate close contact either, but in very few moments, Maude would casually touch his hand accidentally. She would always say sorry, but it was strange because Will didn't mind it. It was an odd connection between the two. They really just couldn't explain it.

Maude was still holding onto Will as the boat came to a stop. She sighed in relief, but quickly let go of Will.

"Sorry." Maude muttered.

Will gulped. "No matter. Let's continue."

The boat had stopped in front of the experimentation room, a place where Maude was quite familiar with.

"The experiments room. I'm pretty sure you know this one, heh." Will said, hoping off the boat.

Maude looked around, admiring the enormous amounts of lab equipment, as well as different kinds of experiments. "Oh, wow. It's gotten quite modernized."

"You're darn right. I've testing out a ton of new candy, but sometimes it's so hard to focus on one." Willy turned towards a big machine. He turned it on and out came a single stick of gum.

"This piece, right here, is a full 3 course dinner all in itself."

Maude picked up the stick of gum, and simply looked at it.

"I wouldn't eat it. There's still a few things wrong with the mixture."

"I see, and what seems to be wrong with it." Maude carefully set the stick back down.

"Well, it's ok, once it gets to the end. It's the blueberry pie that does it. I've tried it on like 20 Oompa Loompas, and each one ended up like a giant blueberry."

"Do you think it's because you made the mixture of the pie too strong?" Maude examined the sample closely, just before sticking it in her mouth.

"Yeah, well." Will's eyes widened as she stuck the gum in her mouth. "Just spit it out once it gets too sweet."

The flavors were very incredible, however it didn't mask the faint blueberry aftertaste that plagued each flavor. Once it got a but too sweet, she immediately spat it out.

Will looked at her with a bit of disgust. He kept a bit of a distance from her. After a few moments, nothing happened.

"I think I know the problem. The blueberry pie mixture is too strong. It masks all the other flavors with a sweet aftertaste." Maude put the gum in the nearest trash can. "If you eliminate that strong aftertaste, then I believe the gum should be just fine."

Willy's expression turned from disgust to ecstatic in a matter of seconds. He grabbed Maude by the hand, and shook it vigorously. "Maude, you're a genius. Absolutely incredible. I don't get why I didn't think of that sooner."

Maude smiled slightly. "This is just like old times. Remember when we were experimenting with those fizzy lifting bubbles? We flew so high. We almost lost our heads."

"Yeah, haha. I remember." Will nodded, still holding onto Maude's hand.

"I remember Ron being so worried." Maude laughed.

Willy's smile soon faded. "Yeah, him."

Hearing that name again really made Will's blood boil. He had an idea what was happening with Maude and Ron. Will had really hoped Maude would choose candy making over Ron, because that's what made her happy.

His gloved hand had a tight hold on Maude's. "It's really weird, heh."

"What is?" Maude asked.

"Being here with you. I just would've figured you'd always be with me, making candy in the factory."

"Well, I'm here right now."

"That's not what I mean."

Maude tilted her head up at him, a little confused. They looking into each other's eyes for a moment. His gorgeous purple eyes burrow deep into her dark chocolate ones.

He leaned in, giving Maude a tiny peck on the lips. It was quick and painless. Still, it made Maude go red as a cherry.

Willy giggled, wiping the tiny kiss off his lips.

"W-wow.." Maude muttered. "That was unexpected." She blinked for a few moments, promptly pinching herself, before even realizing what had happened.

"Heh, I've always wanted to try that." Will said, smiling wide. "Kissing is so weird."

"But it's a good kind of weird." Maude chuckled, as she pulled Will into another kiss.

This was so much better than she could've imagined.

#catcf #catcf 2005 #maude figgle #willy wonka #catcf fan character #catcf oc #maude and willy #willy wonka x oc #willy wonka x reader

[ella-se-vuelve-loca]

Chapter 13

Grand Masterlist

Series Masterlist

Previous Chapter

I didn’t proof read this, so I'm sorry if this is shit lmaoooo the angst you guys have been waiting for is literally around the corner 👀

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(Y/N)’s P.O.V.

“Let’s just get the Caniac Combo and split it. We’ll switch out the coleslaw for another Texas toast so we each get one. Sounds good?”

“I’m alright with that.”

Victoria and I were currently waiting in line at Raising Cane’s ordering some food for the both of us. “Go and find us a seat. I’ll pay this time.” I told her as she smiled. “You’re too good to me. This is why you’re my best friend.” She laughed. “I got next time, okay?” I nodded as she walked away to one of the booths next to the window.

“Cual quieres?” I heard someone behind me ask. “Pues.. let me see what they have first.”

“I can just get you the kids combo since you’re sho – “

“Don’t say it.” I heard him laugh. “I’ll just get the sandwich combo.” I walked up to the cashier and ordered our food. “Okay, your total is $11.55.” I took out my wallet and handed him my debit card, handing it back to me after it got approved and told me it’ll be ready in a few minutes. I grabbed our two cups and walked off to the side getting our drinks. I turned my head to look over at who was behind me and I swear… I’ve seen these two guys somewhere before.

I can’t keep looking at them for too long or else they’re gonna think I’m some weirdo. So I took our drinks in my hands and walked to the booth where Victoria was sitting as my attention went back to those two boys. “Thank you so much girl.” She took one of the drinks and put the straw through the small hole, bringing it up to her lips and taking a sip. “You alright?” She asked as I nodded.

“Yeah no uh.. sorry, it’s just that those two guys over there look really familiar. I feel like I’ve seen them before.” She directed her eyes to the two guys laughing as they got their drinks as she turned back to look at me. “They’re cute.” She stated. “… Really cute.”

I started walking back to the cashier to go pick up our food, which was gonna be done any minute, before Vicky stopped me and said. “Do you think they’re single?” I laughed and told her to go and strike up a conversation with one of them if she’s interested. “(Y/N)?” I heard one of cashiers call out my name as I walked to go and collect our food.

I noticed one of the guys turned their attention towards me as my name was called. I didn’t think too much of it, so I grabbed our tray and brought it back to our table. I slid in the booth, got comfortable and we both started eating. “So, this cookout that’s coming up..”

“What about it?” I took one of the fries and brought it to my mouth, taking a bite. “How many boys are we thinking are gonna be there?” She asked as I laughed. “Ahh Vicky, you’re so lucky I love you.”

“Come on!” She chuckled and took a chicken tender in her hands. “I’ve been single way too long. I want to get back out there. Maybe find a prince charming to sweep me off my feet like you did.” I smiled and grabbed my drink. “I’m sure there’s gonna be cute guys at the campfire that you can flirt with all night long.”

I looked around and saw one of the guys that caught my attention earlier keep looking my way. I gave him a small smile and got back to talking with Victoria. Why does he look so familiar and why is he looking my way? Do we know each other or something? Is that why he’s looking over at us?

“Hey, don’t look now but those guys we saw earlier are looking our way.” I spoke as I took a bite of my Texas toast. “Oooh should we try and get them to come over here and strike up a conversation?”

“Vicky..”

“Oh come on! If they come over, you can maybe find out why he looks so familiar and I can get a chance to talk to them. It’s a win – win situation.” She looked over her shoulder and gave them a smile. I can’t control her. Vicky’s gonna do what Vicky’s gonna do. After a few minutes, she stood up and told me she was going to get “a refill for her drink”. Which was complete bullshit because she hardly drank any of it in the first place. Sure enough, as soon as she got close enough to get a refill, one of the guys stood up and followed after her. I swear, she’s a magnet for guys.

I just watched the whole thing go down a couple feet away. They started talking to each other until he walked back to his seat with his friend. “So, what did the great Victoria find out about that guy?” I asked as I bit into one of the chicken tenders in my hands. “Well, his name is Richard and his friend over there is Chris. I invited them to come and sit by us, but they’ll only come over if you give the okay.”

“Oh my God, Vicky..”

“Trust me! I think I might know the reason why he looks familiar to you..” She spoke. “Why?” I asked. “Because..” She leaned in, as if almost whispering. “He’s in a band..” I stayed quiet, not really understanding why she told me that. “Okay.. and?” She sighed and kept going. “Okay, let me make it easier for you. The reason why they look familiar, is because you’ve been listening to their music lately... Joel is in that same band.” She said as it finally clicked. 

“Oh my – “

“Exactly! So, now my question is.. do you wanna get a chance to talk to some friends of his and get to know a little about them? Maybe get a little insight to how Joel is when he’s busy with his band.” I looked over at the two guys waiting for an answer. “I… I guess it wouldn’t hurt.” I slowly nodded, indicating that it was okay for them to come closer to us. They grabbed their trays and made their way on over, setting down their food.

“Hola.” They greeted us as we greeted them back.

“Uh I’m Richard.”

“I’m Chris.”

“I’m Victoria.”

“And I’m (Y/N).” They smiled as Richard cleared his throat. “I hope we’re not intruding. I know this is probably a bit weird.”

“Oh no don’t worry about it. (Y/N) here has just been dying to talk to you.” She nudged my shoulder as I gave her a look. “Really? Are you a fan?” He asked. “Um.. something like that.” I smiled. “I actually know a friend of yours. Well, one of your bandmates.” Chris looked like he wanted to ask me something, but stayed quiet. “Oh, really? That’s awesome!” Richard said. “Who is he?”

“Joel Pimentel.”

“I knew it.” Chris mumbled and smiled as I looked at him. “You know her too?” Richard asked. “N – No it’s just uh Joel has mentioned her to me before. I heard her name being called and I just.. I had a feeling, but I wasn’t sure until now.”

“All good things I hope.” I chuckled as he nodded. “Trust me, all good things.” He laughed. “It’s great to finally meet you in person.”

“I’m happy I’m finally meeting you too! I thought I was gonna meet you guys at the cookout, if I’m being honest.” I smiled. “You guys coming?” He asked. “Yeah, Joel told me about it last time we were together.”

“How did you guys meet, if you don’t mind me asking?” Richard asked as I thought back to that night. “Uh haha we actually met at a party a little while back. I was actually with Victoria.” I mentioned over to my friends as she smiled. “He came up to me out of the blue, we talked for a while and at the end of the night he asked me for my number.”

“He made the first move?” Chris asked as I laughed. “He did!”

“What’s crazy is the fact that I heard a few guys from a boyband were at that same party that night, but who would’ve guessed it would be you guys. She happened to run into Joel and here we are.” Victoria smiled. “Wait uh ha rewind real quick. How long ago was this?” Richard asked. “It was a couple months ago. It was at a nightclub around the area.”

“Please refresh my memory.” He chuckled. “Which club was that?”

“It was at Late Bar. There was a party there and we ended up meeting each other. We shared a couple drinks until this one..” I mentioned over to my friend, laughing. “Pulled us away.”

Richard’s demeanor changed for a second before nodding his head. “Wow that’s uh.. haha that’s crazy.” He smiled as Chris laughed. “Dude, what are the odds? Hey, I’m happy for you guys.” He smiled.

After Victoria’s and Christopher’s constant flirting and me getting to know more about their band through Richard, they had to leave. We threw our garbage away and all walked outside together. “Hey, I’ll see you guys again in a few days, yeah?” Chris asked as we nodded. “We wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

I noticed Chris send Victoria a wink before walking to his car, Richard following behind after saying goodbye. Me and Vicky walked to her car, got inside and sighed. “I think he likes me.” She blushed as she started the ignition.

“Of course he does. Look at you! You’re hotter than any day in July.” I laughed as she drove out of the parking lot. Seeing Richard and Chris made me super excited to meet the rest of Joel’s bandmates. I can’t wait for this cookout coming up!

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Joel’s P.O.V.

I sat on the couch with my phone in my hands scrolling through Twitter, Richard sat on one of the kitchen chairs while the others went to go and buy some things we needed for the campfire. It’s been almost half an hour and Richard hasn’t said a single word to me. Actually, I’ve noticed that behavior for the past couple of days. I wonder what’s got him so upset? I actually invited Johann over so we could go out later on today. He’s supposed to be arriving any minute, I think.

“Hey, Richard..” I tried to start up a conversation. “How have you been lately?”

“Fine.” I waited a few moments to see if he would give me more than just a one word answer.

Nothing.

“It’s just uh..” I cleared my throat. “I don’t know. I feel like things are weird between us and I just wanna know if you’re alright.”

“I said I’m fine.”

I sighed and scratched the back of my neck. “Okay…”

Silence…

“Did I… did I do something?” He stood up and looked over at me, slowly walking my way. “I don’t know, Joel. Did you do something? Something you weren’t supposed to do?”

“What are you talking about?” I asked. Richard can be a bit of a hothead sometimes, but this looks different. “You know, I didn’t actually think you’d go through with it. I forgot about that night until the other day.” He spoke. “I’m just hoping I’m wrong. Tell me I’m wrong, Joel.”

“Wrong about what?” Where the hell is he going with this? What did I do? He looks so disappointed… what happened? “Chris and I went to go get a bite to eat a couple days ago.” He started. “While we were there, we ran into someone who knows you.”

“Who?” I asked, almost afraid of his answer. He paused until he stood right in front of me, his arms crossed over his chest. “…Wanna tell me about (Y/N)?” I went silent for a second.

He knows…

“Joel, answer me.”

“Um.. h – how did you found out about her? Did Christopher tell you?”

“Chris knows about this?” His tone was a bit louder. “No! No he doesn’t! All he knows is that I’ve been seeing someone. He doesn’t know much about her.”

“So now you’re lying to him too?”

“No! I – I didn’t mean – ”

“Joel, what did you do?!”

“I messed up!” I exclaimed and covered my face with my hands. “I messed up, Richard. I should’ve listened to you and now I’m stuck with this big secret and this guilt that I  started this all off on bad intentions.” I sniffled and sighed. “Yes, I wanted to be with Emilia so much in the beginning. I was even willing to play with another girls feelings to do so..” He stayed silent.

“I never thought (Y/N) would become so important to me in the end. I didn’t intend for me to fall for her… but Richard, I did.” He raised his eyebrow at me. “I found out what an amazing person she is and being with her… she makes it easy. Like I feel like I don’t have to try so hard to keep a conversation going. We can talk hours and hours and still have something to talk about.”

Silence filled the air as I tried to gather my thoughts in order as I came clean to him. “Richard, I don’t want to lose her. What we have is amazing – ”

“Except for the fact that it all started off on the wrong foot.” He said, his arms still crossed over his chest. “But I – ”

“Nu – uh – uh.. you already said all that you needed to. Now it’s my turn.” I slowly nodded my head as I let him say what he needed to say. “Joel, you’re like a brother to me. All of you guys are like my brothers and I love y’all. But this  Joel… that was all on you. I gave you my advice, tried to direct you to another path and still… you managed to look me in the eye and lie. You’re not only hurting her, you’re hurting those around you who know about her. Imagine how Chris is gonna feel when he finds out about this! He was rooting for you, man!”

He took a second to pause and then continued. “It makes sense now. Why you never wanted to tell us who you were constantly talking to on the phone, why you and Chris seem to be talking more in private for a while now.. which I never thought that was a huge big deal until now. And… it makes sense why he got so excited when he learned that girl we met a few days ago was the one you’ve been telling him about for weeks now.”

I sighed and bowed my head. “You need to come clean.”

“I know. I’m trying – ”

“Not just to me.” I nodded. “I’ve wanted to say something once I realized it started getting serious but I just.. I couldn’t. I couldn’t bring myself to do it.” I sighed. “I’m worse than her ex…”

“Joel, I care about you. So I’m gonna tell you this because I love you, man..” He looks serious.

“You either break it off.. or.. you come clean to her.”

“But… I’m gonna lose her either ways..” I looked up at him as he shrugged his shoulders. “These are the consequences Joel. It’s better she hears it from you and not somebody else.” It felt as if reality hit me like a brick.

I can actually lose her…

He walked back to the kitchen and sat back down on one of the chairs. “Do the right thing, hermano. Please, do you guys a favor and just tell her.” It stayed silent in the apartment we were at. What have I done? Why did I do this?

I grabbed my keys and walked towards the door, opening it to only find Johann on one knee right in front. “Uh..” I cleared my throat. “When did you get here?” I asked. “I didn’t hear you knock on the door.”

“Oh! Uh I.. haha I just got here, actually. I was.. tying my shoelace and was about to knock when I got back up before you opened the door so.. here I am.” He smiled as I walked out into the hallway, closing the door behind me. I looked down at his phone and noticed it was on camera mode.

“Are you.. vlogging today or something?” I asked. “Huh? Oh! Yeah! I am! Just wanted to post something up on my YouTube channel and what better content than going out with..” He held up his phone so it was on the two of us as he hit record. “Joel Pimentel!” He exclaimed as I slowly waved to the camera. “Hola.”

He started talking to the camera as he spoke about what we were planning on doing today while my thoughts were not as happy as they were a few days ago.

I’m in big trouble.

Next Chapter

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[j-u-u-z-o]

Yooo, imagine taking Boyfriend Grimmjow to the mall on a Saturday afternoon.

You go to a dress/lingerie store to try on some fancy smancy dresses - you enter the dressing for women after you were given a # pass to enter one of the rooms, you quickly signal him to come with when they weren't looking. Grimmjow follows you but is cut off by a person in charge of that area who saw him.

"Excuse me, you can't enter the women's side. You would have to stay outside of the dressing room until she is done (or walk out to show you something)...did you bring something to try on?)

And grimmjow says, "HUH? WHAT?" as he watches you enter the dressing room.

You're inside the room. Door shut. Laid out all of the clothes on a chair and realized grimmhow isn't behind you.

"I know I told him to come quick so that they won't see him," you said shaking your head(note: grimmjow is a grumpy-big old baby that wants to be near his prey 24/7 lmaooo).

You suddenly heard a loud noise and things falling off the dressing room's racks.

You opened the door to look to for him and noticed how frightened the person in charge was as grimmhow glared at them with his fierce blue eyes like they were about to get stomped on or better, break a leg on the floor (haaaa).

"Um..grimmjow?", You said

He eyed flared at you and started to walk towards you until...

"Sir, you can't go to that side. You either wait for her or look around for a bit." The dressing room person said with confidence after being scared shitless.)

"Tch, don't tell me what to do, bitch," he said growling.

He looked at you as if you were going to say anything (lol) but you covered your mouth from laughter and looked at him like "you figure it out, I ain't got nothing do with this. XD)

You snorted, "wow they take their job seriously even after grimm scared them," you said to yourself.

The dressing room person looked at you if you were his gf with a raised eyebrow and crossed their arms to their chest. "Are you together? If so, please to tell him to follow my instructions" they said in demand.

You glanced at grimmjow from behind the person then quickly shifted your eyes to the person in charge, "pfft...he's pissed."

"Grimmhow, you'll be fine. I'll call you when I'm done"

Grimmjow looked furious because he wanted to be in the same room as his prey and gawd knows what he'd do to her in the dressing room.

You smiled and went back inside the room leaving him with the dressing room person.

For about 15 minutes, he was staring hard at the person as if he was going to punish them by slaughtering them. The dressing room person felt the intense-threatening glare without looking up and just continued to do their job, as if it were a distraction because a big blue feral male had been glaring at them to the point where they didn't realized they weren't certain if they breathing correctly (pffftttt).

You finished trying on some clothes and decided to pick 3 out of the 10 pieces you picked up. You walked you the room to the dressing room counter and saw grimmjow glaring at them with his bright eyes and snarling at them.

"Wow...he really waited for me," you said looking at him, holding the 3 picked items you decided to buy on your right arm and the 7 others on the left. "I'm not taking these."

The person in charge felt a jolt of life in their spine when they noticed that you were done and quickly took the unwanted garments away from you. "good!" They said.

You walked up to grimmjow ready to leave and saw that he wasn't quite ready to move just yet.

"Grimmjow?" You tilted your head to the side and looked at the dressing room person and sighed. "I'm done, we can leave now."

He stood still like a statue still staring down at the person (lmaoooo). The person's back was facing him and purposely didn't turn around.

"Ah jeez..." you said slightly annoyed.

Looks like he wants to stay here after all.

I'm sorry I literally was thinking about this for two days and I wanted to write it out. 😭😭😭😭

#like just imagine 🤣🤣🤣 #omg i cant stop LAUGHING #grimmjow jeagerjaques #grimmjow #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #bleach imagines #bleach scenarios #bleach

[cosmictulips]

Hi there! My initial is PC. I an here to ask you for a free tarot reading. I'm preparing myself for some audition. Will I be able to get success in this?

My sun sign is Aries ♈. Thanks in advance ❣️

Oh wow xD well,  if it hasn't happened yet lol good luck, I'm sure you're going to do great.

if it has happened yet... well.. how'd it go? xD

so for you, I drew the  Four of pentacles, queen of cups, Nine of Pentacles. with the Devil as the overall energy.  I also want to mention the Chariot that showed up and Temperance, and 2 of cups.

so... I think the audition is going to go okay. lol I asked the universe so much for as the overall energy for what is going on with you, the audition and what you're trying to manifest. so I'm sorry if this kind of takes away from the original question xD  there was just something in my head that was like, I think you should go further lol.

so I think,  there's going to be a little bit of a struggle.  Like I see two things that can happen here.  one, you pass the audition but don't get what you want,  or two,  you don't go through. -or maybe three, you do pass and do get what you want but... ehhh I see the other two more likely xD - -  Either way,  it's going to be beneficial to you and what you want to achieve in the long run.   With the four of pentacles - I always read it as the five because the deck I'm using make them look so similiar xD -  you might be... in the middle of maintaining something good right now if that makes sense.  Like you finally have something coming to you that's amazing and you want to jump on it but it also seems to be like narrowing your vision if that makes sense.  like, to me it looks like you have tunnel vision.  Like you have this specific thing and you want to do things this specific way ya know?

However, I see this changing with whatever response that ends up coming to you.  With the Queen of Cups,  and the Nine of Pentacles,  what ever happens,  you will get your abundance, your prosperity.  You will get your happiness, your happy ending, and you'll be like so on top of it lol.  Emotionally balanced, intuitive, check check check lol.

I'm seeing though, that you might fall into some impulsive tendencies with the Devil.  right,  you might be like me and be a little aggressive and impulsive and maybe a little reckless. and that's fine,  but -temperance lol -  I am here to say,  to slow it down just a little ;))) You'll get to where you want to be.   have that beautiful drive and go after what you want, but also be willing to wait for it.  keep honing in on your skills, and be in control of your manifestations -hello Chariot lol -

I do see you working through this and becoming one with the Chariot.  In control, in the Lead.   this works out once again in your favor because we also see the two of cups with temperance.  They say having patience is a virtue and I feel like the only taurus in this world that will preach it but has no patience herself lmaoooo but it really is going to help bring you your dreams, your desire.

So no matter what happens, or what happened if it's already passed LOL keep going.  you're going to be successful,  it is literally written in the stars ;) give yourself some patience. You got this =D

also also as I’m getting ready to post this lmao I just remembered that these could also be people in your life.  The Chariot,  Temperance and the Devil.  Capricorn, Sagittarius -though temperance gives me more virgo vibes but.. whatever lol --  and cancer.  they could be trying to help you,  or trying to push you in some way.  they don’t have to be these signs respectively,  but like take a look around you to see if there’s anyone in your life who pushes you in a good or bad way,  someone who helps you with advice and someone who is like... a virgo mother xD you know, complains a lot,  very helpful but kind of annoying xD very pushy.  temperance lmao.   I feel like this is more of an internal struggle though.  like it’s you wanting to do better for yourself,  and though people like tell you things and give you advice I feel like you’re really the type who ultimately does what they want in the end.  I could be projecting lmao anyway,  I hope this helps xD If you ever need anything, feel free to let me know =D

#free tarot readings #tarot reading

[onghwangs]

now i'm curious! who's your personal top 11 vs what you want the top 11 to be?

Wow okay…my personal top 11 is comprised of ppl I foundenjoyable to watch and have fun cheering for, I’m a sucker for dumb fools and hiddenstorylines so yeah. 

But, man if they put this group together I would screambecause noooomg it would mostly be a comedy troupe than an idol group. theymight as well be called 10gagmen1straightman (10G1S)

(edited for guys in the top 59, in no particular order) 

yoon jisung- I likedhim ever since ep 1. I think that most, if not all of the trainees were chatteringaway during the auditions but I find that he seems to not really censor hismouth. I think a lot of the trainees are very and tense image conscious (theyshould be due to mnet) and Jisung (and the other MMO guys) were more relaxed. He’s funny but not offensive funny…Iremember like when Daehwi was explaining his avengers team, Jisung was likeyeah, go ahead and eat up all the popular members, Dahewi and JKKSJDKSJKJKSTHAT MAN. He seems like a genuinely fun and nice person to be a round, judgingby how he seems close to both his label-mates and his 10/10 group-mates….anyways📢📢📢I LVOETHIS MAN AND THAT ANTI WHO DM’D HIM TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE CAN SRSLY FCUK OFF!!!📢📢📢

kim taemin -  he was so cute in his intro vid but he was sonervous his voice was shaking so much lmao poor thing…. But im fucking….ifthere’s really a meme in this show, it’s taemin…everything they show of him, he’smaking a damn fool of himself. Him screaming in the hiddenbox thing, himfailing to do headstands, him dancing to nayana…yeah I lof the fool!! What reallymade me like him was him acting so surprised and happy when someone called hisname wayyyy back during the first nayana perf. Like….he seemed so amazed to have fans lmao what a gem. He’salso quite photogenic too.

Ong seongwu – THEBEST ALL ROUNDER IMO???????????? He’s a good singer ( hE WAS ONE OF THE 6TRAINEES THAT SANG PICK ME! WITHOUT HIM THERE WOULD BE NO NAYA NA), a great dancer, already has charisma and is hotwhile being complete dork? Amazing. I really adore him and his three moles and I’msuper worried for when the 1-pick voting comes because he doesn’t seem to havea lot of individual fans (someone prove me wrong pls)

Park Jihoon –yeah that wink got me shook. But yeah, srsly speaking, his wink did catch myeye but I thought he was going to be wayyyyyy to cute-ish for my tastes. I wassurprised by the way he carried himself (cute, but not too much, he seems to bevery calm too).  I think he’s skilled butcan improve much more (esp his singing) so I look forward to his improvement!! @mnetI’m still waiting for his angry clip L I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WOULD BUY ALL THELIPBALM HE NEEDS, JUST TELL ME WHAT BRAND U WANT BOY, I”LL GET U A SUPPLY SOBIG THEY’LL OFFER U AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL

Kim Yehyeon – He seemslike a really sweet guy and this story is what basically made me stan him (andgave him that 39+ rank rise) my boy is a fuckin saint he went to the emergencyroom because he was too overworked and he had to perform Be Mine will injured..T_T He did not almost die for no screentime and continuous repeats and zoom-insof ppl gulping….anyways he’s also dumb, you should support 

Lee Junwoo – an actualbaby!!!!!!!! He caught my eye in episode 0 but I totally forgot who he wasuntil I saw his famous TATATA dance. What I liked about him was that he didn’t completelygive up after messing up and he kept on going hard @ the dance (he even made itto a C despite those mistakes!) he’s an awesome dancer and has good expressions!I really look forward to seeing his Shape of You stage (I think) I heard it wassupposed to be real good. I’m also screaming because he looks like a baby is ashuge as an elephant IRL 184CM HOOOLLLLLY

kim yongguk – I gotto know him because of that pann post and I support and adore him so much butnot as much as kim sihyun does!!!!! He’s a pretty nice vocalist and pretty goodsinger..but I think because baekho stole the entire stage, it’s hard to judgehis stage presence,  I really do lookforward to seeing his stage and seeing him be more of a savage!

Ahn hyungseop – Ilove him, he’s such a textbook slyth, he even expressed disappointment ingetting a lower rank than before. I can see why ppl don’t like him (similar todaehwi) but I really do adore him and his quirky ways. While I think he’s agood performer, I do think he would be more a B-rank rather than A. I’m stillnot quite convinced of his singing just yet….

Joo Haknyeon – tbh,I feel like he was born to be an idol with a face like that, I think it has amore idol-ish feel than Jihoon’s. I find that he’s a really decent dancer too!I do wish he had a better audition song…like why’d u choose that song and b-boyto it omf. He seems to be a total sweetheart as well! Hanywayz…..i wanna seemore of his friendship with ong, they seem to be good friends as well Y_Y @mnetGIV EHIM MORE SCREENTIME.

Yoo Seonho – it’sa surprised to me how much I like him?? He’s so cute and harmless lmao. I can totallysee why he was casted, along with guanlin, and sent out despite being only trainees for 6 months. they will super popular in thefuture (if cube doesn’t fuck up). I’m not really expecting much from him, beinga 6 month trainee, but he did surprisingly ok in sorry sorry compared to hisexperience, I’m looking forward to seeing his next stage. He also seems to be agreat guy, judging by his fanaccs and activities.

Yeo Hwanung – he’sa great dancer and stable vocalist, why is he being slepton?????????????????????? He seems super sweet and patient with Justin too likegoing through the notes together…

Notable mentions: everyone else, I fucking love and support all of them!!!!!! I just find these 11 really interesting at the moment.

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 hennyways……here’s my top final 11 AKA B.O.I. …sorta. I thinkit’ll probably change after the next eps as people come to prove themselvesmore!! But this group, I’ll be pretty comfortable with them debuting and confident that they will be able to handle different concepts, all can carry their weight, etc. (in noparticular order)

Ong Sungwoo – HAHAHAHA iLL SERIOUSLY QUIT THIS GROUP IF ONGDOESN’T GET IN LIKE SRSLY HE’S GOT IT ALL I’m SO FUKCING SCARED OF HIS FUTURE THAT’SHOW MUCH I LOVE HIM???

Kang Daniel – He’s another well rounder. So he seems like areal sweet person but he ( along with Ong ) don’t really seem to take shit fromppl and I like that they speak there mind, though I want him to be careful ofhis actions as well LMAO. He’s also a fuckn miracle worker, my friend went fromdisliking him in ep2 to being a full stan by ep5 so I think he seems to be aperson that would keep fans engaged for a long time.

 Park Jihoon – Yeah, I’m kinda being biased, but he’d doreal well as a stan attractor! He dancing is good and I feel like he’ll improveon his singing soon….okay enough…

Kim Jaehwan – holyyy shit his voice is sooo good. All theguys in sorry sorry team 2 were good, but the dude carried the vocals for histeam, lbr. Im sincerely hoping he pulls up into the final 11, the vocals would get a huge upgrade holy shit son.

 Im Youngmin – alpacaaaaa aaaaaa!! He’s growing on me somuch and seems to be a very kind person, teaching the be mine moves foreveryone. I love that group so much, they seem genuinely close to each other !!  His rapping is good and he seems to be quitecharismatic on stage

Kim Taedong – His jump from F to A holyyyy shit whattaman!!!  His moves are sharp and he’s astable singer, I’m really liking what I’m seeing from him so far. I think he’s real idol material and he seems likea complete dork too, I loff!!!!!!

Yoon Heeseok, lmaoooo he’s also another living meme. He’san excellent singer, I really want him to work on his dancing a bit though but heseems to be improving quite nicely, from F-B. his shoulders are also killer.

Lee Daehwi – Another all-rounder. He doesn’t deserve thehate he gets, I honestly hope he makes it, he has the skills and personality tomake it into the idol world. He’s a sweet boy.

-(wildcards) x 3

 lmao okay I cheated, it’s because I haven’t fully decidedyet….i still wanna see more perfs Lbut here are a list of guys I would love to see in the final line up as well.

Wildcards:

from my personal top 11: jisung, yongguk, hyungseob, hwanung,anyone that shows they’ve got what it takes/improves immensely

vocals: sewoon, hoeseung, woodam, gwanghyun(???), donghyun,dongsu, kiwon, keonhee, seonglee. youjin

rap: woo jinyoung, namhyung, big woojin

dance: hyunmin, eunki, kenta, samuel, kim donghan

nu’est, hotshot members: I’m reallllllllly conflicted inthis. In a perfect world, they don’t make it in the top 11 but their companiesgive them comebacks they need and the make it big and win awards and it’s the perfectcomeback story lmao…but I’ll still be happy with any of them in the line up aswell

wow i’m sorry i wrote too long jdksajd

#asks #anon #this is truly too long im sorry i shortened it lmao #im sorry for typos i'll come back and edit later #produce 101