#Yes yes i do

[ryssbelle]

Night Owl vs Early Bird sleepover edition

#my art #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls floyd #trolls john dory #trolls branch #trolls au #technically #but i feel like this counts for outside of the au too so #only gets one tag #i am once again making a chowder reference #do i watch chowder #no #have i watched chowder #also no #do i know the memes from chowder #yes yes i do #and so the memes you will get #not to say i disliked the show then or now #i just never had interest in it when it was on #and i do not have the energy to engage in it rn #but its cute i like the art style and the joke lol #there will be more references coming that are more au focused lol #anyway i feel like after trolls 3 floyd just kind of hops from house to house spending time with his bros #but he has a very different sleep schedule from them all and is more of a night owl than an early bird #so he stays up all night #and JD is def an early bird so hes just trying to sleep while floyds yapping #so he gets sent back to branch who i feel like shifts between early bird and night owl #dude def has sleeping issues

[ace-s-fav-dp-posts]

So I've seen DPxDC stories where Danny is Damian's twin brother or just full blood sibling in general and not biologically a Fenton at all, where he's Bruce and Maddie's son, Talia and Jack's son, stories where he's either Bruce or Talia's kid with some other random person and was adopted by the Fentons.

Stories where either Jack or Maddie is Ra's kid and Danny (and Jazz) are thus Damian's maternal first cousins.

I've even seen a few stories where Danny was just literally Ra's son, either by blood or by adoption.

I know of one specific post where Danny is Dusan's son and Mara's older brother, but that's it.

I have yet to see a single prompt where either of Danny's parents are descended of either Dusan or Nyssa even though both of them are far more than old enough to be grandparents.

Hell, Dusan is calculated to be around 750 years old by some people, while Nyssa canonically had her bloodline wiped out by the Nazis, a bloodline that included a great grandson and she has a confirmed birth year of 1775 (so she'd be nearly 250 years old in modern day).

So the idea of Damian's first cousin being an adult pushing 50 with kids older than Damian himself would be completely logical (if you go ahead of sticking the show aged DP characters into the 2020s).

Though to be honest if we go this route I'd pick different Fenton Parents and generational displacement from Ra's depending on which of Ra's kids Danny and Jazz are descended from.

If they're descended from Dusan, then I'd pick Jack as being his son, and Mara's older half brother, who is older than her by like 46 years.

The Fenton's are actually aware of their connection to a quasi-immortal assassin, but Jack and Maddie do their best to keep their kids out of that life.

Which Dusan isn't supper accepting about. But he also only discovered Jack when he was already an adult, and if he wants to be invited to his grandkid's birthdays and be allowed to drop Mara off at the Fenton house to be watched he just kind of has to accept that his son and grandchildren aren't interested in the Al Ghul legacy.

While if it's Maddie who's descended from the Al Ghul bloodline, then I'd want her and Alicia to be descended from Nyssa's line, specifically Vasily Vasilevich, Nyssa's great grandson.

Nyssa thinks he's killed by the Nazi's like the rest of her descendants but because he's an infant someone actually manages to smuggle him away before he actually enters any camp. He eventually ends up smuggled all the way to the United States, where he's given a new name, and raised as an American by the family that took him as their own while fleeing from the Nazi's and smuggled him to the state's in the first place.

So Maddie and Alicia are both Nyssa's great great granddaughters, while Danny, Jazz, and Dani are Nyssa's great great great grandchildren. The Fenton's (and Walkers if we go ahead with making that Maddie and Alicia's maiden names), have no idea that they're descended from a weird eco terrorist assassin cult...

Until Jazz insists on the family doing one of those at home dna tests after Maddie casually dropped family lore about how her dad wasn't the biological child of her grandparents, and that they'd ended up taking him in when fleeing Europe from Nazi persecution, and no one knew who his birth parents were or if any of his biological family survived or not. Or even the name his biological parents gave him.

Jazz just thinks this is going to be a fun family history project where nothing weird will happen, unbeknownst to her Tim Drake has created backdoor access to every single one of those at home dna testing databases he can find, specifically looking for hits on the Al Ghul family tree.

That man might be old as fucking dirt, but Talia's existence (and backstory of being conceived at Woodstock with a random hippy lady) is proof that Ra's is more likely than not still producing swimmers and going around banging random women much to Tim's horror.

And Tim wants to know if any oopsie Al Ghuls pop out of the woodwork before Ra's does, at the very least to try and prevent any more from getting indoctrinated into the League of Assassins.

I just feel like either one of these would really hammer home that Ra's line really is comprised of largely unaging immortals (if they have access to a Lazarus pit and want to), who's outer age doesn't really reflect their actual age at all.

WIth Mara and Jack being half siblings but also like 40+ years apart in age, or Maddie being Nyssa's great great granddaughter but looking basically the same age.

Because DC's never really pushes that when it comes to Ra's. Sure all of his kids are adults, but all of them are also seem to be frozen between the ages of like 30 to 50 years old, with Ra's himself looking around 70-ish, and then all of his grandkids (who we get to see) are literal children.

So if you were to take a family picture of Ra's and the descendants (who matter and) we get to see in the comics, it would just look like a normal family portrait or family tree. The grandparent looks 20-30 years older then the Parents/Aunt/Uncle generation, who looks 20-30 years older than the child generation.

Like I just feel there should be more family line fuckery going on with the Al Ghul family than there is in canon.

Or hell you could make Jack or Maddie Talia's kid if you go with the really old canon of Talia also actually being a lot older but using the Lazarus Pits to stay physically young. I think she's like 150 in that continuity but using the pits to stay in her 30s or so.

Then you could just have Jazz or Danny show up and Damian introduce them to the Batfam as his niece and nephew, played best with Damian being around ten, but Danny and Jazz in their late teens or even early 20s.

#dp x dc #Danyal al ghul #but by way of the longest most convoluted bloodline possible #great great great great grandfather ra's al ghul #if you go the Maddie is descended from Nyssa route #or Jack's only living 1st cousin and sibling both being under the age of 10 when he's turning 50 #if you go the Jack is Dusan's son route #either way I think this is far funnier than most of the other Danyal Al Ghul AUs #Do I think Nyssa learning that her great grandson survived and actually lived a long and happy life with two daughters would Fix her? No #Do I think she'd be the most ferociously protective Babushka who wouldn't let Ra's so much as Look at her last living descendants? #yes yes I do #Nyssa wouldn't let her father set foot in the same country as Danny considering she more likely than not knows his plans for Damian

[ankiebitez]

wondering if part of the reason amon considers eating as a sacred thing that he only does around people he cares deeply about is bc he would eat meals with his family (like breakfast n dinner) before they were killed

#sorry for sad posting ive been wondering abt this for a while #inspired by that one chat where he asks if mc loves him bc they offered to eat with him #yes yes i do #whb #what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb amon

[b1oodm00nst4r]

“Do you have an emotional support Fulgrim?” -my mother

#warhammer 40k #w40k #primarch #warhammer 30k #primarchs #fulgrim #yes yes i do

[this-aint-massachusetts]

The sad little man, I desire him

#do I really need to say who this is #yes yes I do #it’s Mike #I need to take that sad little wet creature and gnaw on him #josh hutcherson #mike schmidt #mike fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf

[oakspice]

rebuilding your mods folder from nothing is so brutal and tedious.. i have not played in a such a long time most of my cc was broken and/or i was never using to begin with and now starting from scratch i am realizing the difference between 80gb of cc and 8gb of cc..

#do i need 80gb of cc? #no i do not #but do i want 80gb of cc? #yes yes i do

[hangmanssunnies]

Maybe 8 and 14?🥺👉🏻👈🏻

8. mumbling unintelligibly into the embrace & 14. cuddles after being touch-starved

Hangman could only remember three things while Marlee drove him home from the bar. She peeled them off the ground and bet Coyote a whole piece of chocolate fudge that he couldn't get in the car by himself. Hangman only giggled a little bit when Coyote jumped up so fast he nearly fell face-first into Marlee's lap through her open window to kiss her. Coyote would have kept trying to kiss his wife, too, if Jake hadn't helped pull him from half hanging out of the car. Then, Marlee made Javy sit in the back so he wouldn't get handsy with Seresin in the vehicle. A statement that made Hangman roar with laughter, and he almost forgot his list. Loosening his watch band a notch, Jake repeats his list.

Lock the doors.

Three doors, six locks. The front: one deadbolt that turns to the left, but a handle walk that locks to the right. Hangman shakes the reminder he needs to switch the locks to match away from his head. He knows if he doesn't finish the list, he will lose it in the wild and random whims of his brain. The garage door had a handle lock that locked to the left and a chain that slides into place but has to be pushed down to notch into place. Then finally, the back door, it was easy a deadbolt that locked towards the right and a bar behind the door.

2. Drink one bottle; take a bottle.

His tired and true hangover prevention method. When Hangman layered in water and then did a DOTO routine, he would wake up feeling better than ever. A hack that had gifted him the last six years hangover free. (Paired with generally drinking less) The nights he would remember to take his lemon mint-infused water, Jake would sometimes wake up the next morning and actually run an extra mile. There was something about the high a good night out and social interaction would fill his battery to 100%. It was an easy high to chase, one Seresin would often find himself chasing before he understood how to balance out. Too many nights of people, fun, and drinks were bad for his health; On the flip staying at home and not doing anything but reading the Stormlight Archives and work burned Jake out too. With age, Jake had gotten better at finding and living in the middle ground, doing his best to moderate the highs and lows. Nowadays, it was easier than ever, hardly more than the occasional consideration because Jake had you. And you had changed everything for him.

3. do NOT kiss Sugar goodnight.

Jake repeated that one six times more than the others. He was the most worried about forgetting it. It was his personal mantra for the night. Jake had even accidentally blurted it out to Javy and Marlee instead of actually saying goodnight. Coyote removed his lips from Marlee's neck and stared at Jake for 30 straight seconds before doubling over with laughter, disappearing in the back seat once more out of eyesight. Marlee had smiled wolfishly before wishing him "good luck with his sugar." Jake didn't know why he could possibly need good luck to complete his list.

The first two tasks were simple. Once Jake was in the dim light of the house, he locked the doors in left, right, left, slide, down, notch, right, kick. Then Jake got his water and made it all the way up the stairs. Unfortunately, the stairs are where his plan falls apart. Jake wryly thinks it seems that they often are for him. Maybe he should be more conscious of the puzzle curses he lets in his home.

You left your door open, and he could see you half awake, half asleep. You have something playing, and Jake is drawn to your doorway. All you have to give him is a half smile and a wave. It's always easy for you to activate the homing signal in his chest, then pull on the magnet there right to your side. Right where Jake knows he belongs.

'Do NOT kiss her goodnight,' Jake reminds himself again. However, his mouth does sometimes seem to have a mind of its own. His lips graze your pulse point of the hand you stretched out for him. Just that small touch is enough to set him on fire. If he ever allows himself more, Jake isn't confident he would be able to stop himself from not trying to fuse himself to you. He was content to be some barnacle to your life. Jake somehow finds the strength to pull away, but then you shock him by pulling him close.

There is no option but to melt into your embrace as you hold him. You are half-mumbling questions about how his night went. None of them really make sense, but Jake doesn't mind. The longer he is there, the more Jake's own eyes start to drift closed. Before he is too consumed, Jake nudges you into a more comfortable position.

He runs through his list again, checking them off in his head. Then he gets to the last one, and half whispers it to himself.

"Kiss goodnight," Jake says, nodding his head slowly.

Then he hears you hum in acknowledgment. You tilt your face from where you've pressed it into his shoulder, and Jake does the same to get a better look at you. Your lips brush his, once, then twice. It's a movement that's more sleep thanconscious. It's not even a thought to follow your mouth for one more small lingering touch.

Jake doesn't process what's happened until he is already past the precipice of sleep. And at that point, he can't tell if it was a dream. Or if that third item on his to-do list really was to get some sugar from his sugar.

#we all love touch starved Jake #Are all of these going to be in Jake's POV #yeah Prob #I'm just on something about it tonight #I love him so much #he is soft #Thank you for the ask <3 #Do i want to talk about niche puzzle curses forever? #yes yes I do #but also I know other people don't need to know about curses #bc anxiety #I'm actually low key obsessed with this #hope you like the drabble #I know it's .... different #jake seresin x reader #House We Share

[stringofhearts]

💘

#YES YES I DO #onew #lee jinki #SHINee #FINALLY we get to hear it 😭😭😭 #and its SOOOOO good #🥵🥵🥵

[swiftbell]

I enjoy designing characters, and so we have some Shadowpeach designs with some of my own headcanons =3

#swiftart #lmk #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #monkey king #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #lmk fanart #Do I really love the idea of both of them using glamours? #Yes yes I do #Macaque has them so that he doesn't look weak #Wukong uses them to uphold the persona he presents to the public #some of the best Macaques I've drawn if I do say so myself

[princess-of-the-corner]

Eraserhead, Present Mic, and Midnight: *gossip and chatter while nearby captured Kurogiri*

Kurogiri: *interrupts with an inside joke only Oboro would know*

Eraserhead: ...What did you just say?

Kurogiri: ...I'm going to be quite honest. I have no idea myself.

I love the mental image that this is just a time when they're hanging out instead of the 'he was arrested and dna tested so they know it's Oboro'.

#dare I yeet this into the vigilante au because that's where it'd happen? #yes yes I do #vigilante au

[ofthebrownajah]

Much to think about

#do i think rand Dreamed the Box in this book? #yes yes i do #this dream spells it out for him #he will be imprisoned in a box #he will break out of the box #his captors will be red ajah whose true allegiance is to the shadow #wot book spoilers #rand al'thor #the great hunt #the great hunt reread

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Ghostbur. Ghostbur. I want… Ghostbur.

#yes yes I do #my post #ghostposting

[tastethesetears]

― Joshua Wisenbaker

#tyler galpin #tylergalpinedit #wednesday #wednesdayedit #myedit #do i think about tyler crying in this scene all the time #yes yes i do

[starsarestories]

Sirius was obsessed with Muggle things. You can't sit there and tell me that at the age of thirteen/fourteen he didn't find out what a skateboard was and just completely become one of those skater kids for a little while. This is when he started growing out his hair to annoy his mother, started wearing beanies, started growing into the attractive man he would one day become. This is skater-boy phase Sirius Orion Black.

#sirius black #skater boy Sirius Black #do i need this? #yes yes i do

[teal-moonlight]

So another one for the people I simp count lmao he was actually easier than Xiao 🤣🤣🤣 literally in every sense and connotation of that statement 😌😌

I miss him though when will hoyo let him out of the basement 🥹

#do I ship them ? #yes yes I do #they’re my second fave lumine ship after xiao #I don’t get why this ship is so hated #yall just love to hate in everything #chilumi #genshin impact #childe #tartagila #lumine #childe tartagalia #genshin ajax

[bloodthirstymemelord]

(Or: Running Up That Hill stop being peak challenge: impossible)

I am dead and @dunedragon has killed me

(Or: Running Up That Hill stop being peak challenge: impossible)

(but seriously read this fic it's awesome)

#mega man battle network #mmbn #the author revels in the emotional turmoil of their characters #“now all of china knows you like hurt/comfort fics” #yes yes i do #this fic makes me want to do fanart #and i can't even trace to save my life #that's how good it is