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aldasart · 4 months
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years ago a cleric said to a tiefling "don't touch me!" And it spawned a long frienemyship. Now years later. The phrase is repeated....but between fwbuddies instead
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shiro-0197 · 3 years
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Hiiii, Cookie :) I wanted to give you a fast reply since I'm online and free now, so yeah (BUT DONT WORRY, YOU CAN SEND ME YOUR RESPONSE TOMORROW!)
It was a pretty stressful day indeed. A lot happened :// but thankfully it's all resolved :') how was your day, did anything interesting happen?
AHH these days I do try to make tea for myself every morning, so I hope that's something, tho I don't usually eat. But I really will start.
I really hope so!! My teacher told us we might have a mock debate when school starts, and I really cannot wait >.< 사랑해, 시로... (That's “I love you, Shiro” in Korean)
of course. It would be my honour to cheer you up if you were ever feeling down 💖💖💖✨✨
that's a really good idea!! My favourite go-to snack are actually cookies and milk... I'm like Kageyama (tho personality-wise, I'm oikawa. I think. Wby?), I just really love milk, and cookies go along well with it so yeah 😣😣✨ I see! Yeah, your love for cheese is the most adorable thing ever, I love cheese too, tho probably not as much as you 😝 but I mean oop cheese and milk are both dairy soooo—
I'd also like to ask you, favourite animal? Mine's cats and snakes (which are a pretty odd pair tbh) but cats are just SO CUTE and I love them, and snakes are just SO COOL, and I also love them 😭😳💖
thank you for reminding me, cookie :> I'll certainly remember not to overwork myself. And a books event?? That actually sounds so cool please tell me about it. Was it like a book fair, or a book review thing?? I'm glad you don't mind me talking about it. yeah... My club is pretty important to me, since my members voted me as president in January, and I really don't wanna let them down...
You're really precious to me, Shiro, and I really really love you, so much. It's okay if you can't express it, because honestly, I can't either, and "I love you" doesn't seem to be enough, but I really appreciate you :) gonna sleep soon, hope you're sleeping too <3
—Ari
Hey hey!! I was actually having a hard time falling asleep, thankfully its holidays tomorrow (it's the Independence Day for us, hehe) so I can sleep in~
I'm really glad its resolved now, I'm really proud of you for doing all that work <33 nothing really interesting happened to me, except I had called up my friend and we decided to make a fan-haikyuu team because we're weebs like that xD
That's really nice to hear, tbh I cant function without a cup of tea or coffee in the morning... literally, I have a terrible headache if I dont have breakfast -u-
Ohhh that sounds so fun!! Good luck if it does happen:D 愛します、ありちゃん~!!
Ohhh!!! Cookies and milk are wonderful, too!! Sadly I dont get to have those +cereal a lot since we buy small cartons of milk (probably the size of one's palm) and we only use it for tea😩 personality-wise I'm a mix between Tsukki and Yamaguchi, with a hint of Kuroo and Oikawa here and there XD tbh sometimes I dont understand my personality, and it was pretty hard to take the MBTI test, hehe
Ahhh imglad you find it adorable lmaooo, I try to add cheese EVERYWHERE so that's why I love making quiches, cuz that's like the easiest way to sneak a lot of cheese into something XD mom doesn't really like it when i use a lot of cheese, probs because it's kind of expensive, so I get that. Still, even that doesnt stop me from devouring a whole block of cheese in 3 seconds, you know?
My favorite animal... probably birds, frogs and toads. I really dont know why. Mom got a parrot for my birthday when I turned 13, and I loved it so much it turned into an addiction😭 then I was getting frog pictures in my insta feed and started interacting with them, which lead to more frog pics and more love for them to grow:D But, to be honest, I like all the animals. They're all so cute, majestic and yet funny, somehow?? And theres so many different kinds and species and they're all so beautiful~
You better do, or I'll break into your house and babysit you<3
It was like, a reading event, where we count pages we read throughout the week, and the one to read the most wins a prize. Sadly, you cant choose the book you want to read as they chose those and created an app with those books only:( then we had an exam, to ensure we actually read those and didnt just add 20 pages in a day. It was pretty fun to watch my classmates ask each other for the answers, because they did indeed add 20 pages in a day without reading the books. Amateurs🤪
I really feel what you mean, when people choose you it's like ... a huge relief and a gigantic amount of pressure at the same time. Please remember that not everything has to turn out perfect, so dont give yourself a burnout because of that or something!! Take care♡♡♡
And, before we go to sleep, I just wanna say that if you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive😝
Good night!! I love you a lot❤❤❤❤ I hope you sleep well<33
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rainbowglittr · 5 years
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Senior Year: Chapter 2
Chapter 2
"How many times do you think she's going to flip her weave?" I asked Kiara. We were walking to class "with" Tyler and the she-devil. They were ahead of us in their own little world of weave flipping and exaggerated facial expressions.
"Maybe 50 most likely 30 if we're lucky." We both rolled our eyes.
"How long have you liked Tyler?" Kiara asked.
"Hahaha cute. Since......never!" I laughed. " What would make you think that?"
"Um, the way you look at him like he's the last piece of cheesecake in the world. The way you look at Mariah like she's the one who took the last piece of cheesecake."
"I do not! That's not jealousy! That's pure hatred! You need to get your eyes checked." I scoffed.
"Don't you dare lie! I know you do! You hate Mariah 98% because she's a terrible person, and 2% because she's with Tyler and you wish it was you!"
"Um, not true. What is true is that I do like Tyler as a FRIEND, a BROTHER! I don't like that she's with him because he deserves better. Isn't that obvious?"
"That you like him, yes.To people that know you, yes. To people who don't know you, yes."
"I dont know what you're talking about but I do have a class to go to."
"Don't pretend like you don't know. You know you like him."
"I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. A couple people turned around, luckily Tyler and Mariah were still in their own world.
"See what you do?"
"No. You're in denial, you're in denial!"
"Nope!!!!!"
"Whatever."
"Whatever."
"I'm not even giving up until you admit it."
"Guess you'll spend the rest of your life doing this, then. As much as I'd like to further debate the matter I have a class good day now!" I said running into the class just as the bell rang.
"YOU'LL ADMIT IT EVENTUALLY!!!!"
"NOPE!!!" I yelled back. I made my way to my seat. And unfortunately looked up just in time to watch as Tyler and Mariah kiss. Yuck. He walked in and sat down next to me.
"Hey budddddyyyyy." He said.
"Hi."
"Wow please contain your enthusiasm, it's getting to be too much!"
"I'm in math class, I have no enthusiasm."
"Well then, Ms. RayOfSunshine!"
"I feel like you want something from me....."
"Indeed I do. I'm in some serious shit."
"Aren't you always?"
"That's beside the point. Anyway, Mariah is expecting an amazing date tonight and I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do." He said. I had to fight the urge to roll my eyes. I REALLY can't stand her.
"Give her an amazing date? I don't know what you want from me."
"Please please help meeeeee. She will kill me if it's not perfect! Come on you're a female, she's a female. You have to have some type of idea." He gave me his stupidly cute hopeful grin.
"Fine, what does she like? What did you do for your last date and did she like it?" I said sighing.
"We went shopping and she loved it and she likes shopping." Again I tried not to roll my eyes, of course she liked shopping, of course.
"Well where did you-"
"Attention Class! Take out your worksheets from last night we are going to go over them right now, please." Said our teacher Ms. Rosenstein. I went to go pull out my homework that I probably did completely wrong and when I looked up at my desk Tyler had passed me a note.
"Really Ty? Really? How desperate are you?"
"VERY!"
I rolled my eyes and scribbled on the paper.
where did you take her last time?
Some mall she wanted to go to. she mentioned some other mall today shore hills or something.
I read it then started to think. He's an idiot it's Short Hills Mall and super expensive.
How much money do you have? I wrote and passed it back.
I don't know enough I hope like 150. I Can borrow some from my brother
Borrow some from your brother take her to SHORT HILLS MALL then take her to one of their "casual restaurants" then BOOM you got a date. P.s.it's Hella expensive!!!!!!! :-)
I wrote and passed it back. Then turned my attention back to math. We we're doing some crazy x over y divide by the radical ridiculousness. Tyler tapped me
"Thank you I love you so much!" He whispered with his hand on my shoulder."
"I know you do. I am me afterall."
"Seriously thanks you're a lifesaver! You're amazing."
I smiled and said "You're not too bad yourself, Ty."
We went back to x over y divide by the radical crap.
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Thirty minutes later as soon as the bell rang guess who I saw? If you guessed phony and annoying weave flipper then you guessed right.
"Oh sweetie there you arrrrreeeee!" Her annoying PHONY high pitched voice screeched. I didn't even try to stop my eyes from rolling, I swear her voice make me want to stab my ears out.
"Hey baby. You're looking hot today." More like basic I thought. She really wasn't that cute. She was a couple inches shorter than Tyler who is 6'0. She had very light mocha brown skin. And her weave was dark brown at the roots and slowly turned blonde. I won't lie she was pretty but there wasn't much to her other than that.
"Oh thanks baby. How's my hair?"
"Great."
"Just great? I thought it was at least gorgeous."
"I hate to interrupt the love fest going on here but are we going to lunch or?" I said.
"Oh Jaleia, there you go again, still here. How about YOU walk away and we'll catch up, yeah?" Said Mariah.
"Yeah, I'm not in kindergarten so no need to talk to me like I am. I'll be at lunch. Bye Tyler. BYE Mariah." I said walking away. She makes sick. Like puke, vomit, and bodily fluids. I started walking to the cafeteria, I stopped at my locker. Once I got there I stood at the front of our table. Mariah and Tyler had already gotten there Mariah was sitting in my seat but I ignored her.
"Sup." Said Tyler who was the first to notice my presence.
"Hey Ty." I said. I cleared my throat and spoke in a loud voice.
"Attention table of mis amigos. My birthday is in one week shortly before the dance. This has been your warning."
"I think we all got the text reminder and other not subtle hints." Said Kiara.
"That means I'm doing my job and you will never forget my birthday!" I replied.
"That's cute that you have to remind your friends to remember your birthday. You'd think that they would care enough to remember, but I guess not." Said Mariah. She fake smiled at me.
I smiled back and said "That's cute that you think that you have friends or that they'd care about your birthday."
She glared at me and I have her my "bring it beeyotch" look. She looked at Tyler with puppy dog eyes and whined "she's being rude to me again, baby."
"I thought they taught people to stop whining in like kindergarten but I guess not." I said to Kiara.
"Jaleia that was so uncalled for, can we just be nice for once?" Said Tyler.
"I was telling the truth, number one. Number two, I didn't start anything. If you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen." I said.
"Seriously!" Said Tyler.
"Watch it pretty boy" I said.
"So where's Jesse?" asked Robyn.
"He's writing said he got inspired and had to write it down right away." Said Tyler. Jesse was super musically  talented. He played five instruments, sang, wrote songs. He wants to work in the music business one day. I hadn't heard many of his songs but the ones I have heard were pretty deep. He likes to be alone when he writes, he even has special pens and notebooks for songs and he hardly lets anyone see them.
"Can't wait to hear it." Said Kiara. Mariah's face turned bitter for a moment.
"Well it's nice to get a break from people every once and a while" she said. She didn't like him because he was one of the only guys who weren't impressed by her looks. And didn't try to hide it.
"So when do we get our break from you?" Robyn asked.
Mariah laughed and said "You're so funny!"
"That wasn't a joke but okay." Robyn said. I started laughing. Mariah was glaring at me.
The bell rang and we all got up to leave.
"Bye peeps!" I said. We all split in different directions. Except for me and Tyler, we both had the same gym period.
"Can you try to be nicer Mariah she didn't feel like you like her?" He said.
That's because I don't.
"Yeah well I'm trying, sometimes she does not make it easy." I said.
"I know she is kinda over the top but she's really sweet when you get to know her,I promise."
I doubt that Tyler, I really do.
"I'll give her a chance, okay?"I said.
"Thanks."
"Whatever."
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Later that night before I went to take a nap my phone vibrated.
I Looked at the screen.
Text From TylerBaeRules:
Great idea she loved it. Thanx :-)
Something panged in my chest as I read those words. I was glad it went well, I really was. I just wished that Tyler realized how terrible she really is and that he would be with someone else better. I don't know why she bugs me so much but she does. Everyone thinks it's because I'm in love with Tyler but that's not true at all. I've managed to get along with all of his past girlfriends. Sure I might be a little disappointed that Mariah takes up most of his time so we don't have time to hang out like we used to but its not because I'm in love with him. Its because he's my best friend and I kinda miss spending time with him. I sighed and flopped on my bed.
Text To TylerBaeRules:
no prob. Anytime, glad you had a great time! :-)
Text From TylerBaeRules:
G2g at her house ;-)
Text To TylerBaeRules:
Eww.....bye!
Text From TylerBaeRules:
Prude! Don't be mad......
Text To TylerBaeRules:
YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! :-[
He didnt respond. Two seconds later I got another text.
Text From KiaraBestie:
I know you like him.
Text To: KiaraBestie
What's in the past is in the past.
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Ali & Carly
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his door Ali: soz to take you away from all the cranking but Carly: yea Carly: sorry im not hiding in the back like w i was little Ali: yeah Ali: too big for the caravan now baby Ali: need your own, how much is it to rent Carly: theyre on about it but the state on this one might change their minds Carly: im cleaning as fast as i can k Ali: we're gonna sort it, i am omw swear Ali: and i'm a parent pleaser so Ali: do the rounds, sweettalk to mothers Carly: he'll just take me back to the doctors like take her off the tablets shes too outgoing now thx Carly: another of your talents boo Ali: when the meds work TOO well Ali: but of course Carly: if he was around hed kno how shit they are Carly: ha Ali: 😔 Ali: baby Carly: its k just gotta double down Carly: pro now Ali: 💚 Carly: style the freakout out cuz ima bad bitch Carly: facts and talents Ali: no lies Ali: the baddest Carly: what we doing today that isnt boring Ali: you mean you ain't buzzing to make like kim and aggy Ali: rude, i'm living Carly: do anything w you but Carly: can only check you out every time you bend Ali: cheeky Ali: appaz imma check all of you out, like Carly: what you dont wanna Carly: your gf will be sad shes so wrong Ali: didn't say that but yeah Ali: hate to make her admit that as well, like Carly: ill tell her Ali: you gonna snitch on me Ali: 🍯 Carly: nah jk Carly: i like annoying her tho Ali: i know Ali: it is funny Ali: not taking sides but lol Carly: taking mine i kno Ali: shh Ali: there's no right or wrong here, babe Carly: k but you love me more Ali: its different Carly: maybe Ali: maybe huh Carly: idk she dont think it is Ali: yeah Ali: but we know the truth Carly: fact is we're ruling this place together Carly: no surprise shes jealous Ali: if the 👑 fits like Ali: soz babe Carly: & we fit Carly: cant fight it Ali: nope Ali: if it works it works Carly: yea & you work it better than anyone babe Ali: oh you Ali: save it for all the Ma's you gotta say soz to Ali: 💋 Carly: ha Carly: mine will kick my arse out if she gets on one better leave the mattress where it is Ali: not gonna come to that but always room for a lil one at ours Ali: i got you Carly: aw Carly: never had a sleepover when i was a kid Ali: 😧 then you gotta Ali: tbh they weren't all that always but you know mine were the best Carly: yea no doubt Carly: all the magic Ali: exactly, midnight snacks and scaring the shit out of each other Ali: can tell you who you gonna marry if you've got a tea light, like Carly: thats easy tho Carly: no1 Ali: alright then, excluding the fact we already is so rude, tbh Ali: i'll tell you who you next gonna bang Ali: same diff Carly: youre just gonna say you Carly: smooth Ali: please Ali: gimme some credit 😂 Carly: now i gotta kno Ali: we'll do it when i get there Ali: which will be soon Ali: got stuck chatting to an old lady in the shop Ali: assume she can't see or she'd have avoided me like hell 😂 bless her Carly: if its ronan again or his cousin dont tell me Carly: aw so cute Carly: youre the sweetest & prettiest ever Ali: i'll casually throw the wax in the bin like nothing to see here Ali: not this morning baby but 1/2 ain't bad #stillgotit Carly: tell me you see my death & run like k bye Carly: every morning Ali: you'd rather your literal death? they ain't THAT bad, predictable but like, damn Ali: that's some shade, feel the burn, lads Ali: so are you cutie Carly: idk but over ronan hard Carly: hes being such an arsehole to me Carly: cba Ali: don't Ali: ignore his Carly: yea but like im gonna see him even if i do Carly: fucking site life Ali: i kno but blank him Ali: nothing talks louder Ali: or if you gotta, be proper polite like he's a stranger Carly: ha yea Carly: amazing Ali: childish but so is he so Ali: two can play at that game Carly: youre right i kno Carly: ive deleted his txts so i cant show you but its k cuz youd be sad Carly: or mad Ali: i'm sure i could guess the gist Ali: you can tell me if you wanna talk about it though, i promise i won't go ripshit Carly: idc Carly: ive known him long so i didnt think hed go that hard but thats what lads are like Carly: he fucks around more than me too Ali: he's a hypocrite Ali: just 'cos he knows other lads can do it better Ali: he's just insecure, babe, ignore him Carly: i need a holiday from here Carly: but ma & da never take me w Ali: shit considering how many times they manage Ali: cut a hol off and you'd have enough funds lads Ali: maybe we can Carly: i did kick off last time cuz they didnt refill my prescription Carly: went crazy like Carly: wouldnt want that girl there either Ali: not your fault, that, though Ali: you were literally off your meds Carly: that they reckon i dont need tho Ali: if you didn't then you wouldn't act like that without Ali: simple as Carly: never thought of that Ali: we'll go, i promise Ali: even if it ain't far Carly: lets camp Carly: marshmallows are the shit Ali: hell yeah! Ali: let's find a cave forreal Carly: YEA Carly: dont fall over tho Ali: do my best 😂 Carly: you gotta Carly: only scaring me w ghost stories or whatever Ali: promise Carly: k we'll go Carly: 💙 Ali: 💚 done and done Ali: do you wanna bring anyone else or Carly: got my fave coming Carly: do you Ali: nah Ali: just wanna take you exploring Carly: k Carly: then you can Ali: 👌 Carly: id go now so whenever you want boo Ali: soon Ali: i'll work it out Carly: i kno Carly: got the belief Ali: 🔮 Carly: should get dressed or nothing'll get done Ali: awh Ali: you knew i just got here Carly: they arent on yet Carly: not that fast Ali: jk Ali: find me on the mattress when you're decent bitch Carly: baby no Carly: youll catch something off that Ali: sitting on the carrier bag Ali: always thinking Carly: so smart
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