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#a la schitt's creek's DAVID!

mr-e-us · 21 days

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#la vie boheme #david rose #schitt's creek

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tyfinn · 2 years

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My 50th fic! This is my first multi-chapter AU meeting.

What Happens in Vegas Can Last Forever

Chapter 1

#schitt’s creek fanfic #ao3 #david x patrick #alternate meeting #las vegas

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headbandsandflats · 11 months

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okay i know i’ve been consuming too much schitt’s creek content lately bc i instantly read this in david & patrick’s voices

#also it almost autocorrected david to davis & now i’m just loling about happy day alex & davis #schitts creek #schitt’s creek #d & p vibes #david x patrick #david rose #patrick brewer #favorites #overheard in la #overheard #am already reading this fic in my head

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jesuisici33 · 2 months

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writing patterns!

tagged by @wikiangela @rainbow-nerdss and @spotsandsocks also counting this as my Fuck it Friday and was tagged by @tizniz @daffi-990 @aroeddiediaz @exhuastedpigeon Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Nothing's Gonna Happen - M (buddie)

“Oh, I’d still take you.” “You think so?” “I know. You wanna go for the title?”

Check - E (buddie)

Clipboard in hand, Eddie walks up to Buck. Bobby has given him the clipboard that is kept under lock and key after the many times Buck decides to go on a power trip with it. Unfortunately, there are still rare times Buck is given the Clipboard of Doom as Chimney likes to call it. One of those times is inventory.

yes I know that he's my ex but can't two people reconnect? - E (tarlos)

Baby: i want my yellow hoodie back Baby: i know you have it

You Can Take the Man Out of the Midwest... - G (Bobby Nash centric)

Bobby has experienced a lot of culture shocks when moving to LA.

Castles Crumbling Down - T (buddie)

Eddie sits down on the bench, laying his head back against the cold stone wall. With his eyes closed and arms crossed, he hopes it fools the guards into thinking Eddie is more calm than he really is.

cause I believe that we were supposed to find this - T (tarlos)

TK has always believed in soulmates. It’s kinda hard not to with the timer on his wrist.

It's Photoshop - T (tarlos)

TK is nursing his mineral water as he waits for Carlos to show up. It’s been a long time since they’ve had a night out and honestly, they’ve both needed it. Nothing too fancy - that’s what they’re honeymoon was for - a simple night out at the bar is what they both wanted. A night to relax, to have fun and find some sort of normalcy after all that’s happened to them these last few weeks.

Keep My Hands Tied - E (David/Patrick)

Sometimes David didn’t want the use of his hands.

Patick vs. The Sexy Vets - T (Patrick Brewer centric)

He hasn’t been in Schitt’s Creek for very long. Only about a week tops. Not long enough to know if he regrets his decision. Long enough to know he regrets his decision of roommates, though.

Public Relations - E (David/Patrick)

Patrick ran as fast as he could into the immaculate garden maze from the mansion in pursuit of Rachel.

idk it seems like I open the fic short and sweet and to the point? what do you guys think?

tagging @hippolotamus @eddiebabygirldiaz @monsterrae1 @disasterbuckdiaz @loserdiaz @welcometololaland @paperstorm @carlos-in-glasses @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @rmd-writes @wildlife4life @thewolvesof1998 @giddyupbuck @pirrusstuff @your-catfish-friend @apothecarose @mammameesh @tyfinn @watchyourbuck @liminalmemories21 @buck-coded @steadfastsaturnsrings @theotherbuckley

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swearphil · 10 months

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hi renee, do you still read schitts creek fanfic? do you have any recs? :)

anon, I love the timing of getting this ask on monday and then ao3 was down and I thought it would be awhile until I could effectively answer this ask but ao3 is back! yay!!! and then it took me three days to answer this because I couldn't make decisions!

yes, I still read schitt's creek fanfic! when I started compiling a list for this ask, I was going to do 10 fics but I've decided to rec 20: 10 multi-chapter fics and 10 one shots/single chapter fics. this way I get to include more fics and hopefully you find something you'd like to read! I also recommend checking out my sc fic recs tag and I also have this my recs tag where I made recs for the @farm-witches-fic-recs this or that challenge! I also recommend the witches' posts for more recs!

here are 20 fics from 20 authors but please know there are so many incredible authors in this fandom and I love them all and I hate that I can't include all of them!!!

Multi-Chapter Fics

On the Outside Looking Through by @smblmn

A pride & prejudice AU

Red White and Blue Jays by @grapehyasynth

Red White and Royal Blue AU. David Rose, First Son of the United States, hates Patrick Brewer, First Son of Canada. That gets him into some trouble - and then a lot of trouble. (I mean we're about to get the movie sooooooooo)

my heart was broke, my head was sore by @blueink3

The morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.

Crossing Out the Good Years by @nontoxic-writes

One thing, David didn’t do one thing, and moved them to New York and let their marriage fall apart. But that wasn't supposed to happen. So Fate intervenes. aka the divorce-ish fic

The Rosebud Diamond by @vivianblakesunrisebay

Patrick is a detective. David is his mysterious client. There’s a priceless diamond, a masquerade ball, murder, thievery, blackmail, secrets, betrayal, gangsters, smoking, whiskey, and angst galore. (And a happy ending.) It’s a film noir AU.

you never shined so brightly by @rosedavid

A La La Land AU in which Patrick is the aspiring actor and David is the struggling musician.

Home at Last by @januarium

When Stevie Budd took on the role of Sally Bowles she could never have known how much she would gain from it. From the prompt: An alternate universe where Ted does not choose Alexis at the end of Season Four and Stevie and Alexis get close during Cabaret rehearsals

You Happened by @lilythesilly

David Rose is many things: talented, creative, fashion-forward, well read—the list can go on, but at the very top of that list is Extremely Rich. So he doesn’t understand why his father is making him work at Rose Video—or why Patrick Brewer, a boy he's had virtually no interaction with since they were twelve, is suddenly always around. An enemies-to-coworkers-to-friends-to-lovers high school au.

Pull The Shot. Steam The Milk. Repeat. by @treluna4

Right at the beginning of David’s junior year of college, his dad’s business partner literally took the money and ran, and the Roses were left with nothing...He moved in with his friend Stevie and got a job at the Schitt Family Coffee Roasters south campus location. David was less than thrilled by this job prospect, but no one else was hiring and rent was a thing now, so he gathered what little self-respect he had left and prepared to meet his new manager, Patrick. But as it turned out, David had met him once before. Under very, very different circumstances. Or; the hookup-to-friends-to-lovers college coffee shop AU that no one asked for.

How Easy It Could Be by @maxbegone

A story about sweet caffeine, starting new, and falling in love slowly.

Single Chapter Fics

life ain't passing you by by @dinnfameron

Stevie has breakfast at the cottage before a business trip. David and Patrick have some thoughts regarding her feelings for her new coworker.

like glass from sandy ground by @middyblue

Five times Alexis ran from grief, and one time she didn't.

Pretty Follies by @treepyful

Alexis and Twyla team up to play matchmaker for Stevie and Ruth. Unfortunately, the course of true love never did run smooth.

I INDEX/MATCH You by @sarahlevys

Ruth maintains a lot of spreadsheets. Some of them feature Stevie.

are there still beautiful things? by @mymariahcarey

“Look what I got Stevie!” Twyla calls as she runs through the waist-high grass towards the line of trees where Stevie’s waiting for her. By the time Twyla reaches her, her cheeks pink and her breath labored, her french braids are coming undone and there’s a twig stuck in one of them. Or, Stevie and Twyla were childhood best friends.

falling into place like dominos by @petalwritesx

David and Patrick hold a second housewarming party, this time at their newly-renovated cottage. For old times' sake, they decide to play spin the bottle. Meanwhile, Stevie has been wrestling with her feelings for Alexis since she left for New York... and it never occurred to her that those feelings could flow both ways.

you light me up like starlight by @stereopticons

Patrick and his indie band head back to their hometown to perform for the annual holiday charity concert, and David tags along, even though they are still keeping their relationship a secret.

Live By Love Though The Stars Walk Backwards by @chelle-68

Stevie returns from a work trip to discover an exhausted Patrick who has trouble sleeping without David, who has been in LA visiting his family. Stevie's offer to spend the night to keep Patrick company, hoping it will help him sleep, turns into a night of heartfelt conversation about love, friendship, fate, and taking chances.

One Single Thread of Gold by @swiftlythebest

Patrick has a baseball viewing party, and David has a lot of feelings.

as we dream by the fire by @blackandwhiteandrose

The fire is just the right amount of warm -- enough to keep David toasty but not sweaty -- so he can enjoy lying against his husband’s chest, happy and content in his embrace. Patrick brings a hand up, slipping his fingers through David’s hair. “This is a great way to spend an evening,” he says, his voice soft. “We should do this more often.”

#asks #anon #my recs #i hope this helps anon!#please let me know if any links are incorrect #and if I forgot or tagged anyone incorrectly!

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kiwiana-writes · 8 months

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Fic stats meme

Thanks to @stereopticons @rmd-writes and @welcometololaland for the tags!

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

I am an absolute slut for statistics, I have a whole-ass spreadsheet that calculates all sorts of fun things about my work catalogue, so this game is custom made for me lmaoooo

Most hits / second most kudos

These are both the same answer: Meet me out at the end of my rope (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, rated E, 53,690 words)

Usually, David will take any excuse to put himself in Patrick’s space. This time, though, he stays where he is, though he does stop whatever he’s doing with the crab cakes. “So, your mom said something interesting to me earlier.” His voice is painfully neutral and with his back still turned, Patrick doesn’t have an expression to read. Or, what if more than one bombshell was dropped the day of Patrick's birthday — one they couldn't come back from?

(Because these were both the same answer, the bonus/flipped stats: most kudos is this Happiest Season fic, and second most hits is the RWRB Actor AU that just finished posting yesterday.)

Third most comments

Time until the end of time cowritten with @ships-to-sail (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, rated M, 65,398 words.)

“David,” Patrick says softly. Something in his voice pulls David’s eyes to his; they’re full of sympathy and David is awash with foreboding. He hasn’t felt terror like this since before they moved to Schitt’s Creek, when Alexis’ name appearing on his phone meant another round of consulate calls and the occasional hostage negotiation. “I’m very sorry to tell you this, but you’re dead.”

Fourth most bookmarks

Say my name cowritten with eggplantsalad, @januarium, @samwhambam, @ships-to-sail, @this-is-not-nothing (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, rated E, 22,311 words)

Five times Patrick made David forget his own name, and one time he forgot Patrick’s.

Fifth most words

The Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch cowritten with... so many people I'll probably get spamblocked if I tag them all (Schitt's Creek, too many pairings to list, rated M, 26,226 words)

Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees. I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more. I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves. OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some. Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

Least words

Excluding podfic it is, of course, In Excelsis (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, rated M, 259 words)

Patrick embarks on his solo anal training journey. There's a spreadsheet.

TAGGING @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise @januarium @nontoxic-writes @lilythesilly @maxbegone and anyone else who wants to talk stats with me, I cannot express enough how much of a slut for data I am.

#fic stats meme

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callmelittlesunshinefics · 8 months

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[Someone to Try New Things With] - Part 1

Adrian Chase/Reader

Word Count: 3K

Warnings: Cursing, drug use, universe-similar language/subject matter, will add as needed as things might get smutty.

AN: This has been sitting in my drafts for days now with me putting off posting. No Y/N, but the reader is loosely based off of the same as my AO3 fic. This is still a baby of an idea and more of a drabble to length is tbd :)

Covered in blood and speeding down the highway, everyone was having a much better time than they probably should. You chalked it up to the adrenaline, the euphoria at somehow still being alive despite a literal gorilla swinging you around like its toy doll. Everyone was celebrating the win, exposing and wounding a deep rooted butterfly operation right under their noses, and yet, you couldn’t help but find yourself dwelling on the opposite. The obvious fact that this plant supplied so much of the alien food source that it could only mean an invasion on the scale of which you hadn’t fully even grasped yet.

But hey, nothing getting a little less than sober couldn’t fix.

Harcourt nudged your shoulder, pulling you out of your own head, “If even I’m sporting a hint of a smile, how is it you’re not?” She eyed you suspiciously.

Emilia had known you the longest of the team, and had actually been the person who made the call to recruit you. You were…an exception to the government to say the absolute least. To put it simply, this universe wasn’t your first home, but you did find yourself here and even found family, and abilities you never knew you had in your other life.

Amanda Waller was aware of your arrival immediately, though once she saw who had found you first, even she knew she couldn’t intervene with her usual force. The best she could do was invite you and your…’uncle’, Lucifer Morningstar, to brunch while she was ‘conveniently passing through’ L.A. Explain who she was, what she did, and ask if she could ever call on them for help.

She did, and once or twice you agreed. It soon became obvious that you were more likely to agree if Emilia were on the case as well, and the two of you became friends with a quickness that surprised you both. She knew your entire past, in both worlds, and in return you were one of the only people who knew hers. Probably as close as you would come to having a sister.

“Just trying to wrap my head around the day I guess. Or,” you coughed, making a show of raising your voice even above the music, “OR trying to figure out if anyone wants to partake in some legal drugs and alcohol this evening because what the fuck just happened??”

The group collectively cheered and you smirked at Emilia, as if to prove everything were fine. She rolled her eyes at your blatant attempt to throw her off.

Leota slid over, joining the huddle as soon as she saw the dreaded Harcourt eye roll.

“Is it the dancing? Are you totally questioning your sexual taste over that dancing?”

“OH MY GOD” you whisper yelled, channeling David a-la Schitt’s Creek.

Adebayo laughed, “What? You’re the only one sitting here looking miserable after getting out of there in one piece, and since she couldn’t get you to crack I figured you were regretting your crush on-“

“I know what you’re-“ you cut her and yourself off, closing your eyes and stopping.

Emilia doesn’t know where to start with her prying, and Leota had to go to straight to the one thing she didn’t want to talk about in such a close knit space. She wanted to talk about your hopelessly ridiculous crush on Adrian Chase.

You fell pretty hard and pretty fast for someone who made absolutely no fucking sense. Emilia couldn’t make heads or tails of it. She was mortified. Not quite disgusted, she wasn’t blind, but she never believed in the ‘love at first sight’ thing. And neither did you, which only made how you felt, and how deeply you felt it, all the more confusing.

You decided to fess up to your actual feelings before they could make any more guesses, “Honestly the scale of this thing is just weighing on me. Didn’t hit me until we saw the size of this operation, ya know?”

They both looked momentarily deflated, but quickly bounced back shrugging, with Emilia shaking her head at you.

“Okay see, you have to enjoy the moment.” Leota forced your shoulders down urging you to relax and speaking louder now, “I think we’re gonna do exactly what you said.”

Economos snorted from the driver’s seat, “Drugs and alcohol?”

“Fuck yeah, I’m in.” From Chris, obviously.

You hadn’t even realized the guys had tuned into the conversation once Leota spoke up. Economos shrugged like he was in but didn’t care, though you could tell he was excited. The only one still thinking was Adrian, and you looked at him waiting for an answer. Chris spoke up instead.

“Dude, stop being weird about weed and just come, it’s legal, you gotta let it go and probably try it so you don’t keep being so fucking-“

“Alright, alright!” Adrian interrupted before Chris could keep going, he didn’t want to hear the rest of it. He looked at you.

“I’m coming but we need snacks. Come to 7-11 with me when we get back?”

You smirked, “Adrian, I would love to.”

He glared at you, “Are you being sarcastic?”

“She’s not,” Harcourt said, “You two head out when we get back and I’ll text you a list.”

The rest of the ride was spent with everyone shouting out snacks and drinks they like, don’t like, don’t like but might like while stoned, and it went on and on until John and Chris were fighting about Combos and there wasn’t anything resembling a list. You leaned into Adrian’s side, watching everything unfold.

“I think we have to make a run for it and just buy everything in 7-11.” She stage whispered near him and he smirked.

“Yeah, there’s no way we can afford everything in 7-11.”

You laughed in response and held up a wallet that was clearly not your own. You let it fall open for Adrian to see that you had picked Emilia’s pocket while she was trying to end the Great Combo Debate.

“You know that’s a crime.” He raised his eyebrows at you, you knew Adrian well enough to know that while he sounded like he was joking, he completely wasn’t.

“Actually it’s not,” you pulled out a generic looking credit card Adrian had never seen before, “Em has a card that gets comp’d by the job. And since this is a team event after nearly getting shredded by a gorilla, I think Waller can bankroll us tonight.”

“In that case I’m gonna need two bags of each Skittles flavor just for me-”

He went on, but you just bounced on your heels waiting for John to park. Everyone had a part; Chris and John were heading out to find a dealer Chris knew for some last minute party favors, Harcourt and Adebayo were on alcohol and set up duty, grabbing speakers from a dusty room in the back and throwing on a playlist.

You and Adrian were on your way to 7-11 when you realized that the ride had been unusually quiet. You weren’t totally sure what you were to Adrian, but you knew that he never had any shortage of things to say or questions to ask you. As soon as you had joined the team and they had been given a (loose) background of why you joined the team, Adrian had had an endless stream of questions for you. The team had given him a hard time about it, but you assured them you didn’t mind, not adding how adorable you found it.

“What’s on your mind, Ade?”

It struck you not for the first time that it was a good thing Vigilante’s mask was so concealing because you could read every thought that passed Adrian’s mind. He clearly weighed whether or not to tell the truth or make something up, you could see the moment he decided on the truth, and the moment that he braced himself play out in succession.

“I’m thinking about smoking with you guys to stop being annoying like Chris said, but it’s probably so gross and I’m gonna choke and then he’s just gonna make fun of me more and think I’m a lame best friend so then Adebayo is gonna be second under Eagley and third may as well not even count as a best friend.”

Everything was said in one running sentence and he kept his eyes straight ahead, but you could tell how worried he actually was about this.

“Okay.” You took a deep breath-

“It’s fine, I was being stupid.”

“No, you’re not, let’s just talk it out. Seriously.” You looked right at him and he nodded. Pulling into the 7-11 parking lot, he parked and threw his seat belt off, turning to you and waiting.

“First of all Ade, don’t smoke because of Chris. He’s just messing with you and once he starts partying he’ll forget he even said it.”

Adrian nodded begrudgingly.

“Second, the only reason you should try tonight would be if you want to try it for yourself while you’re with friends who’ll look out for you in case it doesn’t go well. For all of his jokes I know Chris would look out for you if it actually came down to it. He’d make fun of you first, but he’d help.” You smirked at him, shrugging.

Adrian took a deep breath and released it, immediately feeling lighter, but also a little scared. He told you it was Chris he was worried about, totally. It was, anyway, but then you sat there and walked through everything he said, one step at a time, in a way no one else ever does and he was able to make sense of things so the problem just…goes away? Crazy.

“I know you said I should only do it if I want to, but I wanna know if you think I should do it?” He asked you so genuinely, like it was a matter of life and death.

“Okay, how about this. I’ll try to explain what I like about it, and you can think about if you’d like that too and want to try.” He nodded and you took that as your sign to keep going, “I mean you know me Ade, I get anxiety about things I don’t even know if I should have anxiety about yet. Not to mention all the shit I’d much rather forget. I’m not saying smoking makes any of that go away, but it definitely puts me in a headspace where for a little while it doesn’t feel as heavy. It feels like I can really breath, and all of the good things just feel better too. It’s not like that for everyone, and it takes some getting used to, but that’s what I like about it.”

You meandered towards the end of that sentence, suddenly feeling self conscious over how intently Adrian was staring at you and listening to your every word. He thought about what you said before very seriously stating, “Okay, I’m definitely a maybe.” and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Let’s head in, gonna take a while to grab one of everything.” You joked, exiting the car with Adrian catching up to you.

By the time you made it back to base Adrian wouldn’t let you help carry anything and asked you to send Chris and John out instead. He did, however, take the time to clarify that he wasn’t being sexist, he just knew you had carried enough out of 7-11 and Harcourt and Adebayo probably needed a break from their bickering.

He was way more aware than people gave him credit for, you decided making your way into the building.

“That was a pretty clean swipe but I’m gonna need my wallet back now.” Emilia help her hand out expectantly, smirking.

“‘Clean’ come on, you know you didn’t even notice, you can say so.” You rolled your eyes and passed the wallet back, leaving the receipt tucked in for her expense report. You looked around and laughed, “Do you think you guys got enough beer?” There were cases all over of several different types.

Leota shrugged, “Everyone likes something different and it’s not like we’re not gonna use it.”

“That’s true, I just know once I smoke I’m going to start tossing those like I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin and no one will be able to talk sense into me.”

The guys all came in dropping bags from 7-11 just in time to catch your last remark and Chris immediately agreed.

“FUCK YEAH WE HAVE TO-”

“OUTSIDE!” Emilia interrupted, “If you must be children, do. it. out. side.”

“Yes, mom.” You rolled your eyes, quickly shaking your head at Chris and shooting him a warning glare from adding on to your statement. You could easily see him calling Emilia ‘mommy’ and getting this whole night canceled for everyone.

“Need any help?” You turned to John who you were surprised to see getting a bong set up. Not exactly what you were expecting for a black ops team, but hey, who were you to judge. Lucifer used some surprising pieces too, after all.

“Nah, pretty straightforward over here, but everyone agreed you’ll be getting first dibs.”

“Aw, thanks.” You weren’t all that surprised. As Emilia said, you not joining in the celebration was an odd sight, and not just to her. There was a silent agreement that you needed the nudge.

Everyone settled onto the floor surprisingly naturally. Once the adrenaline started fading a little and they had found their favorite snacks, the group found themselves casually arranged in a circle on the ground, throwing things at each other and debating the music choices.

A loose order was formed once you decided to light the bong, with Adrian observing as the rest of the group (excluding Emilia) passed the herb around. After Chris lit more than he could handle you jumped in to help, pulling the bowl and laughing along with Chris.

“So is there a way for like,” he nudged his glasses up his face and shrugged, “you can start it for me and I can just ya know, do that part at the end?”

“Is he talking about a shotgun?” Economos foolishly asked while Chris burst into a grin. You looked to the two women for help, neither seeing any reason for your panic.

“Why yes there IS a way to do that, and I’m sure Angel Cakes would be happy to help you out with it.” Chris eagerly nodded at you, making sure to drop the nickname he knew you couldn’t stand.

“Chris don’t be ridiculous, we all know you two are close enough to do it.” Leota jumped in, ready to save you from your already weakening self control.

“Well sure but he didn’t ask me he asked her, and probably cause he knows I might laugh right in his mouth and that would be-“

“Okay, enough, yeah, fuck it-“ you cut everyone off, getting a bit louder with each work, “I’m gonna shot gun Ade’s first hit, but everyone’s taking a shot first.”

The group gave a salute and followed orders, proving that there were at least some things they could agree on as a team.

“So what exactly does shotgun even mean for this, it’s not like shotgunning a beer otherwise why would you or Chris have to do it…?” Adrian was asking the questions to the group, but specifically you while you grabbed your lighter from Chris and motioned for Adrian to slow down.

“I’m gonna light the bowl, take a deep breath, and hold all the smoke in my mouth.” He nodded for you to continue, “I’m going to turn to you and blow all the smoke into your mouth, so make sure you take a nice deep breath. Hold it for a while, and don’t let anyone be a bitch if you cough.”

“Economos, this is what you thought I was asking for??”

“Well you seem like you’re into some kinky shit so sure!”

“I mean yeah but not with you!” Adrian caught himself and turned back to you “With him that is, not saying yes with you but not no either because any answer is inappropriate so-“

“Adrian,” you stopped him, “We’re here now. Just take a deep breath when I tell you, okay?”

He nodded and you lit the bowl, saying a quick prayer that this wasn’t going to be the metaphorical rubber band snap that sent you crossing the lines of appropriate workplace boundaries with an off-the-books-anyway assassin.

You went on as if everything were completely normal. As if Adrian weren’t watching your lips with the intense concentration usually reserved for something else entirely, deadly in a different sense. You pulled the bowl from the slider and grabbed Adrian’s chin, gesturing him to tilt and open his mouth, which he did surprisingly quickly.

The first thing he noticed was that he did faintly taste your cherry soda, something he told himself wouldn’t happen, because surely the only taste he would be able to notice would be the weed he told himself he’d never try. It almost felt welcoming in a way he didn’t expect, it tasted familiar, and tasted like you, something he had been so curious about that he felt instantly calmed. Until he remembered the smoke in his lungs and urgently started coughing, smoke pluming out quickly. Expecting everyone to be laughing, he was pleasantly surprised to look up to see the team cheering, Chris coming over to clap him on the back.

Turned out to be exactly like you said, Adrian realized everything felt a little lighter. Problems that seemed insurmountable earlier…kind of seemed manageable now.

#adrian chase #adrian chase/reader #fanfic #dc universe #peacemaker #fanfiction #vigilante #vigilante x reader #vigilante peacemaker

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rosedavid · 10 months

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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

Thank you so much! :) This was really hard lol

In no particular order: (Okay, I take it back - the first one is at least in order)

Undertow (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, 52K)

Patrick Brewer, a lifeguard looking only toward the future, moves to Schitt’s Creek to take a job at their new aquatic center. Meanwhile, Rose Apothecary is struggling to stay afloat, and David Rose will do almost anything to keep it alive a bit longer, even if that involves spending time each week among splashing, screaming children.

~ ~ ~

A story about the journey of healing and finding solace in others as much as in oneself.

2. you never shined so brightly (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, 23K)

Large, broad hands with silver-ringed fingers stroke at the keys in a blur. Patrick’s eyes trace up the hunched over curve of his spine, clad in a black suit that blends in with the dark ambiance of the room. The man’s lips are parted slightly as he plays, full body leaning into each chord progression.

Patrick’s heart crescendos in his chest at the same time as the melody.

A La La Land AU in which Patrick is the aspiring actor and David is the struggling musician.

3. your love is all you owe me (9-1-1: Lone Star, Carlos/TK, 6K)

Carlos exhales and leans forward until their foreheads rest together. Their noses brush every so often. TK’s eyes are big and bright with a fondness that seeps into Carlos’s very soul. The whole world zooms in; everything else falls away until nothing exists except the two of them.

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4 times Carlos dances on his wedding day (+1 time he dances before)

4. Luster (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, 16K)

Patrick likes to compare himself to uncut gems, the ones that haven’t been molded or modified yet, the ones whose rough edges have yet to be smoothed out. The difference between them lies in the fact that the gems get polished and primed to perfection, to the best that they can be.

Meanwhile, Patrick, no matter how hard he tries, can’t get himself to that final point where everything is right. So instead, he focuses on perfecting his work. Because even if he can’t smooth out the rough edges of his life, he can smooth out the edges of a stone.

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When David's necklace breaks, he goes to a local jeweler in Elmdale named Patrick for help.

5. Spirit of the Season (Schitt's Creek, David/Patrick, 23K)

Patrick just got a big promotion at work. With the holidays fast approaching, he has no time to shop for presents for his big, extended family. Enter personal shopper David, whose style is impeccable but so different from Patrick's own. David works tirelessly to find thoughtful gifts for everyone in Patrick's family, and soon, Patrick finds himself wondering if David is the one thing he's been missing all along.

#schitts creek #schitt's creek #fanfic #asks #answered #911 lonestar

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fantasywritten · 1 year

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ALL RIGHT SO — I have updated my muse list and removed 30 muses, which is actually crazy, but I think it’ll really help me become less overwhelmed. The muses I have removed are listed below the cut.

NOTE: just because I may not have a “filter” on my muse list for a certain fandom anymore DOES NOT MEAN I have no muses for that fandom! There could still be muses for that fandom under the “other” filter! Also, if I have contacted you to tell you that I am making one of these muses a private muse for you, that still stands! They’re just removed from my “public” muse list, if you will!

Moscow — la casa de papel

Ramsay — game of thrones

Samwell — game of thrones

Narcisse — reign

Claude — reign

David — schitt’s creek

Johnny — schitt’s creek

Aelswith — the last kingdom

Aneesa — never have i ever

Fabiola — never have i ever

Charlie — lost

Connor — how to get away with murder

Oliver — how to get away with murder

Frank — how to get away with murder

Allie — the society

Victor — despicable me

Edith — despicable me

Junghoon — memories of the alhambra

Jack — meet the parents

Alexa — alexa and katie

Lizzie — the underland chronicles

Javert — les mis

Ellie — you

Beth — good girls

Annie — good girls

Audrey — bendy and the dark revival

E. Gadd — luigi’s mansion

Abigail — bendy and the ink machine

Ben — dead to me

Ali — squid game

#✽ (out of character) — allison speaks #✽ (psa) — and that's all i gotta say about that.#update

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hippolotamus · 1 year

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Fic Rec Friday

Tagged by @rmd-writes @jesuisici33 @stereopticons and loml @lizzie-bennetdarcy to rec something I’ve read recently.

Taking my cue from RMD and doing one from each of my fandoms.

9-1-1

Kiss Me Before it's Over (If Only for a Minute) by Bob_loblaws_lawblog / @buddierights

Summary: Buck is the star hitter for the Philadelphia Phillies who hates Eddie Diaz, pitcher for the LA Angels… until he doesn’t.

Within the first chapter all of my emotions came out to play. This fic is sweet, sexy, swoony and absolutely worth your time. And the museum scene destroyed me in the best way.

Schitt’s Creek

Your secret’s safe with me by @stereopticons

Summary: Stevie wants to plan a surprise birthday party for Ruth. It goes as well as you expect.

Listen, this rare pair fic (done for Rare fest) captured my whole heart. It has all the things one could ask for: Stevie attempting sincerity. Stevie & David bestie time. Ray’s Rowdy Romps. It is a small package filled with feels in that incredibly satisfying stereopticons way we’ve all come to know and love. Do yourself an enormous favor and read it. 💕

I will tag @vanillahigh00 @blackandwhiteandrose @shortsighted-owl @alyxmastershipper @apothecarose @alysiswriting @elvensorceress @fatedbuddie @swiftiediaz @mysteriouslyyounggalaxy if you want to play

#fic rec friday #sc fic rec #911 fic rec #hippo recommends

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lizzie-bennetdarcy · 1 year

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Happy Halloween, Frans!

If you are searching for some spooky and sweet fics to read this holiday, look no further! Tricks and Treats in Schitt's Creek is a collection of short, fun fics that range from G to E rating, so there's something for everyone!

Three Tricks and a Treat by @fictasticvoyage

Rated T

David sees a lot of himself on Halloween. He is a good sport about it. But there's a delicious treat waiting for him at the end of the day!

Immortal Kiss by @lizzie-bennetdarcy

Rated T

"It's Ashcroft Farms. They make an anti-aging skincare line that we're going to start selling at the store."

Stevie snorts. "That's ironic."

"What is?"

"The anti-aging skincare. I get why they can't meet until after sundown. The Ashcrofts are vampires."

David and Patrick go on an unusual venor run.

I Belong In Your Arms by @frizzlenox

Rated G

“I still can’t believe I’m letting you dress me for the big Halloween party without any of my input.”

When David reluctantly lets Patrick choose their Halloween costumes, he's happily surprised to find them dressed as one of their favorite fictional couples.

Scarecrow Stroll by Khatteras

Rated G

Patrick takes David to his hometown's Harvest Festival

Horrible Husbands by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead

Rated T

If David had been slightly more observant, he might have noticed Patrick’s aversion to the cottage basement much sooner and maybe things wouldn’t have gone as far as they did. But he wasn’t and they did. Patrick and David take Halloween just a little too seriously.

Your Fate Is In Your Hands by AWorldOfDreams

Rated G

This is the last place David wants to be, here, tonight, on Halloween. Especially when everyone else is out having fun and making plans to hook up with a scantily costumed someone. Moreover, David would rather be anywhere else, than at a Tarot and Palm Reading event organised by Twyla.

The Valu-Mart Victim by @wearpersistencewell

Rated T

David goes to a Halloween party with Patrick, and his past comes back to haunt him.

Patrick the Horny Ghost by @frizzlenox

Rated E

Patrick makes a costume out of an old curtain and uses it to spice things up with David when they get a night alone at the Motel.

From LA With Love (aka The Man With The Golden Locks) by @bwg71

Rated T

Patrick receives some assistance from an unlikely source when putting together his costume for a Halloween dress up party with a Hollywood theme. David has some feels.

One A-Maze-ing Night by @mallpretzles & @tyfinn

Rated T

Stevie makes David do a corn maze at the Elmdale Fall Festival. He complains less after meeting the cute guy running it.

#schitt's creek #david x patrick #sc fan fic #schitt's creek fic #tricks and treats in schitt's creek #thank you to all my pals who participated #this was so fun!!#happy halloween

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tyfinn · 1 year

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What Happens in Vegas Can Last Forever

NEW!! Chapter 11

#schitt’s creek fanfic #david x patrick #las vegas wedding #alternate meeting #meet the parents part one #ao3

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treluna4 · 2 years

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Soup (and orange)

His dad hosts a Passover Seder that year for the first time in decades. It takes multiple, lengthy conversations and a healthy dose of encouragement from his husband, but now David and Patrick are at a table in a house in LA surrounded by his parents and many other Schitt’s Creek residents.

David makes it to the Matzoh ball soup before he asks, “what’s the deal with the orange?”

There, on the Seder plate in the middle of the table, sits an orange.

Johnny Rose tells a story. Of acceptance and inclusion. Of creating space for everyone at the table.

@schittscreekdrabbleblog

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journcys · 5 months

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STATISTICAL CHARACTER PERSONALITY TEST. take the linked quiz from the perspective of your character, then select 5 - 10 results from the complete matches list that you feel resonate with your character the most.