#aaaa i have adeptus brainrot

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

with the release of a certain bird adeptus approaching i cannot stop thinking about Foul Legacy befriending an adeptus

you're one of the younger adepti, a solitary, curious bird hidden away in some distant mountain that rarely ever receives visitors, even from the most determined of humans- most mortals are unaware of your existence entirely, but you don't particularly mind. you've never been one to demand worship and total respect, even if living alone on your little mountain can get very quiet from time to time. Cloud Retainer- or Xianyun as she's going by nowadays- and her two daughters occasionally visit, but that's all the traffic your home ever receives. it's fine- you're content tending to your garden and practicing your magic and making little packets of herbs for Xianyun to distribute amongst your fellow adepti.

you're fine. you're not lonely at all.

the other adepti have told you bits and rumors about the ground splitting open, leaking dark, stellar energy from its roots, but you don't quite believe them until you get to witness it for yourself, wings flapping open in surprise when there's a crack and a rumble and suddenly a beast twice your height emerges from the earth- your plants are utterly ruined, and you let out a cry of despair. the monster shakes its head to dislodge the dust and dirt, before turning its one-eyed gaze towards you- but it doesn't attack or even act threatening in the slightest, merely approaching slowly and sniffing the air around you. it suddenly notices the plants and the distressed look in your eyes, and the beast sits back on its haunches, letting out a low, apologetic whine. you're not a vengeful adeptus, though, and silently allow the creature to stay as you tidy up the garden.

his name, as you learn, is Foul Legacy.

in a way you're both oddities, him with his Abyssal traits and you with your incomplete human disguise, feathers standing out on your cheeks and a tiny pair of wings still on your back- it's one of the main reasons you don't venture into the city, along with your hatred of large crowds. one day of company turns to two, then to three, then a week and a month until Foul Legacy is essentially living with you, following you around and helping you with your daily chores. needless to say Xianyun is... not happy when she finds out, but she begrudgingly allows it, saying something along the lines of "one's third child needs to make more friends anyways". and when the eventual time comes that Foul Legacy does depart, he leaves you with a lick on your cheek and a purr, his way of promising to see you again.

so it's by no coincidence when you finally perfect your shapeshifting skills and step foot into the Harbor for the first time, that you meet a man with ginger hair and a playful grin that you've never seen before, but looks so familiar all the same

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #gi ajax #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #genshin x reader #childe x reader #FOUL LEGACY SNUGGLES WITH YOUR BIRD FORM TOO #he'll always be bigger than you no matter what so usually you nestle down on top of him #MAKING NESTS TOGETHER BY THE WAY #A BIRD ADEPTUS AND AN ABYSS BEAST TOGETHER WILL MAKE THE BEST NEST IMAGINABLE #he really likes your little wings in your human guise though #they flutter and poof up according to your emotions #and yes cloud retainer does think of you as her third kid #ganyu and shenhe are your honorary sisters #aaaa i have adeptus brainrot #short scenario #wifi's brainrot

[genderfluid-insomniac]

Please could you do a fic where you're enemies with xiao but lowkey want him to rail you,so one night when u were touching urself and just as ur abt to cum you moan xiao name,and then he appears and you try to cover urself,but he just takes the blanket off you and degrades you saying stuff like "how much of a slut do you have to be to moan out your enemy's name?" and then he overstims you<33.

Aaaa brainrot

Sorry if I'm asking for a lot of fics,just your writing is so sjsjjdjdjd I love your style<33

Enjoy your day my love:D

We can be enemies later /// Xiao x fatui!reader NSFW

༻Xiao༺

You had finally finished a day of collecting debts for the Fatui and retired to a nearby inn called Wangshu Inn, trying to rid your thoughts about a certain annoying yaksha that had been following you. As much as you wanted to deny it and say “he’s nothing more than an enemy to you and wouldn’t spare a thought to kill you”, you couldn’t.

The man was drop-dead gorgeous deep blue hair with teal streaks and piercing golden eyes, his lean figure covered in different fabrics and little peaks of pale skin for you to gaze at. How Xiao spun his polearm around his body, focusing on exterminating his enemies and wiping the sweat he worked up while fighting.

Just thinking about it made you aroused and unconsciously your hands moved down to your crotch, looking around before locking the door to your room. Stripping yourself of your clothes and laying yourself on the bed, reaching your fingers down to your cunt and sighing at the feeling of your labia already soaked.

You let out a moan and used your thumb to play with your clit, reaching your finger into your cunt and your mind wandered to Xiao. Imagining that it was him who was fingering you and cried out when you got close.

“aH-ah close-“ The heat building in your core and lust clouding your head, only chasing your high. At this point it didn’t matter that he was on the other side, you just decided to give in to your desires and dug your fingers in deeper.

Your thumb circled your clit and your breath hitched, pinching your nipples and twisting increasing your high. “Xiao~” The name didn’t register in your mind as you climaxed, your thighs shaking as your juices gushed out and squeezing your eyes shut. A sound was heard near you and a scoff, fearfully yanking the blanket near you over your naked body.

Before you can get a word out, the Adeptus in front of you rips the blanket away and sneers at you. “How much of a slut do you have to be to moan out your enemy's name?” He walked over and knelt down in front of you, moving your legs apart and clicking his tongue at your cum dripped out.

Arms circled around your waist pulling you up and pulling your back against his chest, holding you up by your thighs and wrapping a hand around your throat. “Seems like you’re such a whore for me. Do you wanna be a good girl and get speared on my cock?”

You nodded and he smirked, gasping as he dropped you down onto his dick and held your thighs open with his legs. Fucking you through your previous orgasm and toying with your clit, blushing heavily at your moans and pleads for him to slow down.

“Xiao~ Please! It’s too much,” The yaksha laughed and kept thrusting, feeling the tip of his cock kissing your cervix. “I thought you wanted to get fucked by me didn’t you?”

#adeptus xiao #xiao x reader #xiao genshin impact #xiao x you #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader

[hetacakes]

May I ask for some Xiaolumi fluff? A-and they maybe have a baby on the way 🥺👉👈

aaaa i'm so sorry anon but i'm really bad w baby tropes and in general avoid them

however on the fluff part i dug up my old brainrot and can deliver on that front!! <3

here's a sneak peek -ㅇ-

"He glanced at her surprised face out of the corner of his eye. "Don't be so baffled. I know those two love inviting you over to Mt. Aocang to sit and gossip," he huffed, crossing his arms. 

"Are you watching me?" she asked him with a mischievous smile, clasping her hands behind her back as she stared back up at him.

"Don't be absurd. When I said I'd act as your guardian, I believed it to be clear that included watching over you."

"Ew, do you watch her when she showers? Pervert," Paimon butted in, crinkling her face in disgust.

"Absolutely not! I am only aware of your vicinity, and don't directly perceive you going about your little life." He scoffed, immediately shooting down such a preposterous idea. "Anyway, the other adepti's presence should not have an ill effect on you. I, on the other hand, have accumulated a huge karmic debt, which only I can withstand. Those hilichurls are often occurrences when they stick around the inn for too long or attempt to fight me," Xiao explained monotonously, but both Lumine and Paimon caught the slightest hint of a sigh at the end of his sentence, a testament to just how long the Vigilant Yaksha has had to endure such pain and suffering. 

"Yeah, Pervases did mention that too… but Cloud Retainer says it's nothing bad and doesn't negatively impact me. Why is that?"

"Why are you discussing this with Cloud Retainer? Do you truly speak about me at any chance you get?" Xiao asked, finally speaking his initial suspicion.

"Hey, you're making me sound weird! And no, I don't, it's actually Ganyu and Cloud Retainer that always call me over to start talking about you. It's always, 'you've been spending much time with the Conqueror of Demons' and 'his scent is getting stronger on you, do we need to prepare for a baby adeptus?' and—"

"Alright, enough!" Xiao coughed, unable to continue hearing embarrassing gossip about himself. Paimon turned around and snickered, forever thankful she decided to accompany the traveler to all of those chit chat sessions. "I warned you not to stay around me, lest you end up like those hilichurls, yet you insisted. For some reason, your strange mortal body—" A cough from Lumine interrupted the middle of his sentence, but he ignored it, deeming it some mundane human thing like drinking the wrong way. "—is as resilient as mine to such heavy karma, so the detection of my presence is still there, but not manifested negatively how it is supposed to. I warned you of this, and yet you foolishly decided to ignore my words of caution." Xiao shook his head, before continuing, "It's too late. The connection between us is too strong. Even if you wanted to, it's too late to sever it." He sighed, but the traveler's look of contemplation caught his attention. "... What?"

"Why would I want that?"

"You've never thought to sever it?... This eternal dance of demon subjugation... my fight goes on. How curious of you to want to be my partner in such a taxing tango… but if you insist, then I'll let it be so."

Then she smiled at him, luminously, with a glow that rivaled that of the stars in the sky at its clearest hundreds of centuries ago, and he could feel more of his scent rubbing off on her, unwilling to let another challenge his spot for the traveler's affections." - my fic that was literally at the bottom of my pile covered in dust

also yes i mentioned a baby but unfortunately i do not plan to write about the baby carrying and baby caring process 😔

#genshin impact #lumine #genshin lumine #xiao #xiaolumi #genshin xiao #fic sneak peek #question for an answer #hehe if you end up liking this anon i'll start working on finishing the fic asap!!!