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The Anomaly - Ch. 3

Ch: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

Miguel was not having a good day. Well, he hadn’t really been good in years, but recent months have been particularly unforgiving. Universes were collapsing and he didn’t understand why. He thought this issue would have been resolved after the incident over a year ago, but it's only gotten worse.

At first he sent Spiders to contain the collapse as usual, but they just… never returned. So he began sending a team with them for protection and to investigate what was causing these collapses. None of them made it back. Except one. One of his Spiders managed to return, Spiderman of Earth-337, and reported his discovery.

The Spot. Miguel should have known.

No one had seen the multiversal villain since the battle of Earth-1610. He had done a number on them during the battle, they lost a lot of people that day and now the villain dared to take more. What was new was that the Spot now had a protege following him around. The Peter didn’t get a chance to get a good look at them as a Spiderwoman shoved him through a portal soon after the fight broke out and she realized the team was on the backfoot. All he could tell them was that the protege used some sort of throwing knives. After a bit of back and forth on the description, Miguel figured they were using throwing spikes. The rest of the team didn’t make it. That was a few days ago.

The Spot was a formidable opponent all on his own, and now there were two?

Miguel had to plan accordingly. He had a team on standby for when they got another alert. The team consisted of twenty Spiders, including him and Peter B. They had another team also on standby just in case they needed back up. Jessica would not be involved. She still needed to rest and spend time with her newborn and the Society needed a reliable leader in case he didn’t make it. Miguel wanted to extend that to Peter B too, but he was one of the most experienced Spiders and would know how to handle a finicky situation if one arose. He briefly considered bringing in Hobie because, despite his reluctance to rejoin and his general distaste for authority, he was a powerhouse of a Spider. But the kid didn’t listen and that was the most important thing for a mission like this.

“So there’s a problem.” Lyla appeared over his shoulder.

“It's happening?”

“Yeah.”

“Assemble the team in the hangar.” He dropped from his platform. “We go in together.”

“On their way.” The lack of snark from the AI was a bad sign. It just emphasized how dangerous the situation with the Spot was.

“Tell the backup squad to be on standby.”

“Miguel,” Jessica said, entering the room.

“You are not–!”

“Going. I get it.” She walked beside him. “But someone’s got to be on monitor duty.”

Miguel sighed. “You should be at home with the baby.”

“I should be with you making sure you don’t die.” She poked his chest. “But I know where you’re coming from, and you’re right not to send me.”

He’d take that win. Spiders must have heard the alert go out. They parted like the sea. Nobody greeted them. He saw a few of the Spiders he called upon rushing ahead of him. He picked up his pace. “I’ll see you later,” he murmured to Jessica.

“You better.” She sent him off with a light punch to his shoulder.

The hangar was still mostly empty, but Spiders were filing in. He checked his gear and had Lyla run a diagnostic on the ship they were taking. They were losing time waiting for everyone to gather, but they needed to take precautions. He assigned eight spiders to close the hole tearing the universe apart and the rest would be focused on containing the Spot. They whipped up a prototype device to contain him. They just had to set up emitters and lure the Spot to the middle. In theory, it should work. It had to work. He couldn’t lose anymore people.

“Hey, Miguel!” Peter B flipped into the hangar, clearly out of breath.

“You’re late.”

“I got here as soon as I could!” He straightened out, for once actually looking like a Spiderman. “Had to drop Mayday off at home.”

Miguel ran a hand over his face. The man really needed to stop bringing his infant to work. “Stick with me. We’re short on time.” The group of Spiders looked at him with apprehension but still held determination in their shoulders. He was reminded that they have lost close to a dozen teams at this point, a dozen universes. Trillions lost. They had to get this done. “We’re ready.”

They loaded into the spidership and launched through a portal. Miguel stared hard out of the viewport at the passing sea of red, pointedly ignoring Peter B’s eyes on his back.

A hand came to rest on Miguel’s shoulder. “Hey, we’ll get him this time.”

“We better,” he growled. Because he didn’t want to think of what would happen if they didn’t. “We need to get the Spot to stand in the dimensional stabilization snare.”

“Oh, come on, we have got to have a better name than that.”

“Peter, this is serious.”

“Everything is serious with you.” He nudged Miguel’s side. “Get him in the snare. I got it.” He’d better because they were here.

The door fell open and the Spiders were quick to go to their assigned positions. The blackhole opening up under Manhattan was big, bigger than what they normally dealt with. The delay in waiting for everyone lost them precious time. They’d have to make up for it.

Miguel scanned the area for the Spot, instead he noticed three figures on an adjacent building. It was a Spiderman, a Gwen Stacy, and… a figure clad in black sitting by their feet.

“That’s him,” Spiderman 337 said. “That’s the guy that killed my team.”

Him? That was the Spot’s protege? He didn’t know what he expected, but the guy was scrawny. He couldn’t have been more than 5'6 or 7. But he couldn’t deny that there was an air about him. The devil horns and the painted grin was a villain mask if he’d ever seen one.

The Spiderman was speaking to him, in a panicked sort of way that was prevalent in most teen Peters. The little diablo rose to his feet, turning to say something to the couple. They found one, but the Spot was still missing. Where–

A blur of red and blue flew past him. Peter B flung himself towards the trio. Miguel growled. He told the man to stick with him. “Spot is still at large. Keep a look out,” he said over comms, following after Peter.

“Hey!” Peter called out to them. “You kids wouldn’t happen to have an explanation for all this, would you?”

Miguel landed silently next to Peter. “I told you to stick close,” he hissed. The young Spider and his Gwen recoiled, but Peter B simply waved him off. He didn’t miss the way the little diablo’s fingers twitched at his sides and the sound.

“I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on.” Peter B wrapped an arm around the young Spider’s shoulders.

The kid sputtered. “I-I don’t know. I was fighting the Goblin, and then Gwen was falling and I tried to reach her, but I–” he choked on his words. “He saved her.” He gestured to the little diablo.

“And dooming your world along with her,” Miguel said.

“What?”

He really wished Lyla could explain this, but they didn’t have the time. “Saving her disrupted the canon of this universe and tearing a hole in the fabric of reality.”

“No! What?!” The young Spider held onto his Gwen even tighter.

“Woah, ok, let’s slow down–” Peter B said, trying to placate them.

“He’s saying she was meant to die.” The little diablo finally spoke up, voice filtered through his mask.

“That- that can’t be true!” He shoved Peter B away. “That can’t–”

“Look at the way they’re looking at you two. Of course it is.”

“Peter?” Gwen clung to his shoulders. He gripped her tight at the waist.

“Don’t listen to him, kid,” Peter B said. “He’s not exactly a good guy.”

“As opposed to the people telling you that your girlfriend should have died?” The little diablo leaned into the young Spider’s space. “Run, Spiderman, before they take her from you.”

High on adrenaline and strung tight in fear for his girlfriend, the young Spider ran, shot a web to fling them across to the next building. The little diablo knew that, and knew how to use that information to send the Spider out of reach.

“Wait!” Peter B took a step to give chase, but Miguel stopped him.

“We have bigger problems, Peter.” Miguel said, glaring at the short figure in front of them. “Where’s the Spot?”

The silver cuffs around his wrists shimmered, nanotech forming red holo-gauntlets with some very sharp claws. Miguel and Peter B shifted into a fighting stance, ready for whatever the scrawny villain threw at them, anticipation pumping in their chests. The only reason they hadn’t pounced already was because his posture was still relaxed, hands at his sides, even with two Spidermen ready to swing.

The little diablo raised a hand slowly, telegraphed, and extended a finger. “Behind you.”

They both whipped around to see– Nothing.

Even with his spidey sense, Peter B didn’t have enough time to dodge the fist from knocking him off the building. Miguel raised his arms to block a kick. The little diablo was strong, but he’s had worse. His talons out and teeth bared, he swiped at him, but missed. So he tried again and again, but it was dodged again and again. Damn, this guy was fast. Miguel couldn’t land a solid hit on him, but for as fast as he was, his punches lacked oomph.

Peter B came flying back up, finally landing a decent hit on the little diablo, causing him to stumble back. “That was very not nice.”

“Well, maybe I’m not a very nice guy.” Blue electricity coursed up his arms as he put his weight into his next punch.

Miguel was fast enough to block it, but that didn’t matter. His bones creaked in protest. His body locked up for a second as he was flung off the ledge. Him and his big mouth. He shot a web out right by the little diablo, pulling himself to try and grapple him. But like most of his attacks, the little diablo stepped back just in time to dodge it. The building crunched under his force, talons digging into the brick.

The little diablo recoiled as if he had been hit. He jumped back, farther than a normal human would be able to. A bubble of black appeared next to him that grew and grew, until the Spot stepped out. “Mr. Ohnn,” he acknowledged.

The Spot placed a hand on his shoulder. “Hey, kid. You seem to be having a bit of trouble.” Kid? The gremlin running circles around him and Peter B was a kid? But that would explain the naivety in following the Spot of all people.

A scoff. “Hardly.”

Peter B and Miguel met eyes, before charging forward, hoping to catch the Spot off guard. But the kid shoved himself and the Spot back through the portal. They looked around for any sign of the duo, but they disappeared.

The comms came alive. The Spot and his protege were attacking the repair team. Miguel whipped around just in time to watch the kid stab one of his Spiders in the chest. Shit. He and Peter launched themselves towards the converging Spiders.

It was horrifying to realize how badly his Spiders were outmatched. Moreso when he realized that this was how his last dozen teams fell. The little diablo threw the spikes on his armband and even when they were dodged, the Spot made sure they hit with a small portal that took the Spiders by surprise. When the kid wouldn’t have enough time to dodge, the Spot backed him up with a portal, sending the punch right back. Their synergy would be worthy of admiration if it weren’t being used against his Spiders. In fact, as much as he loathed to admit it, his team were in obvious need of some team exercises compared to the villainous duo. One of his Spiders dodged a spike, but because he was blocking line of sight, the Spider behind him got hit with it. Damn it. Their numbers were working against them here.

It was clear to him that the kid was the powerhouse between the two, as strange as it was to say that about such a small frame. All of the Spot’s moves were used to enable his attacks. That wasn’t to say that the Spot wasn’t powerful; many of the Society fell victim to him, so why was he taking a backseat to the kid? To train him up? To desensitize him to the violence? Was he making the kid kill his Spiders just for the hell of it?

Miguel cracked the pavement when he landed behind the Spot. His timing was good, the Spot just throwing a portal at Spiderman 337 and defenseless against Miguel grabbing his head and slamming it into the ground. He brought up his HUD beneath his lenses scanning where the containment device was. It was properly set up and active. Good.

Miguel slammed the Spot into the ground again, but this time, he just pushed him through a portal. He snapped his hands back before it could close. He growled. “Peter!”

“On it!” Peter B swung past him, heading straight for where the Spot popped back out. He was one of Miguel’s most experienced Spiders. He would get it done.

Peter B was quick and finely attuned to his Spidey sense. He got a few good sneaky hits on the Spot, managing to use the portals effectively against the villain. With Miguel running in for the assist, the Spot was finally being put on the back foot. And while his and Peter B’s synergy might not be as good as it could be, Peter B’s laid back attitude complimented his need to take charge.

The Spot stopped letting them get in easy hits, using more effective portal placement. But as he focused more on them, the less help he gave to the kid.

The little diablo was still difficult to hit, but less of his blows were landing. The throwing spikes missed more than hit and when they did it was more grazes than definitive sticks. Frustrated, he took a chance, practically throwing himself at Spiderwoman 229, who easily caught his swing.

Finally, they were winning.

The Spot noticed it too. “Kid, cool your head!

The little diablo snarled, grabbing the Spider holding onto him and stabbing her in the gut with his claws. She stumbled back. His hand came free with a sickening squelch, before plunging right back into her chest.

Dios mio.

The sooner they contained the Spot the sooner they could detain the kid and get him some help. Being under the Spot’s thumb could not be good for the psyche. No kid should be so… willing to kill. For the Spiders, for the multiverse, for this kid, the Spot needed to be brought down.

The fact that the Spot was still paying attention to the kid’s fight meant this was their chance. Miguel punched harder, Peter B swung faster, corralling him back where the Spiders had spun their web. He didn’t even see it coming.

The red cage sprung to life, an advancement on their containment unit designed especially to stop the Spot from portaling out. The villain threw his portals, but none of them were able to get past. He slammed his fist pathetically against the wall.

Good. Now that that was handled they just needed to –

The air crackled, crisp static danced on Miguel’s palate. The cage shattered right before his eyes. The little diablo landed in front of him. Mierda. The kid caught him with an electrified uppercut.

Peter B tried to web him, but it was easily dodged. A spike flew his way. He jumped to dodge it. There was a second spike, he spun midair so it only grazed his suit, but the third one sank into his shoulder. He grunted at the impact.

The kid stuck a hand out, electricity sparked along his fingers and shot straight at Peter B’s shoulder. He screamed, sinking to his knees.

“Quick thinking, kid!” The Spot commended.

The little diablo huffed. “I dumped their gear.” He gestured vaguely to the blackhole steadily growing behind them.

Sure enough, when Miguel turned, the metal dimensional stabilizers were gone, presumably thrown in the ravenous blackhole. His Spiders were either dead on the ground or close to it.

“Looks like we’re done here,” The Spot said, wrapping an arm around the kid’s shoulders. The little diablo stared at Miguel. “Unless you have something else in mind.”

This was it. Miguel was going to die here. They lost again. Miguel wasn’t enough to stop them. He had to hope Jessica would be. Damn it, he didn’t want to put her in that position. He needed to win here. But he failed. Not the first time, but it looked like it was going to be his last.

But he wouldn’t go down without a fight and he would do his damnedest to give the rest of the Spiders enough time to get up and get out. It didn’t matter if he died, he had no one left and Jessica would be there to take his place and lead–

“No.” That one word hit harder than any of the hits the little diablo landed on him today.

It would be a stretch to call this mercy, because he looked at Miguel like this was natural. That this was the inevitable result. They were more prepared for him than he ever was for them. Months of turmoil, weeks of planning meant nothing.

The little diablo turned his back to Miguel, dismissive, because Miguel wasn’t a threat. “Let’s go.”

#Spiderverse #platonic!spottedflowerfang #Miles Morales & Miguel O'Hara & The Spot #Miguel O'Hara #Peter B Parker #Jessica Drew #Miles Morales #The Spot #The Anomaly #trashtexts

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sasukerevolution · 5 years

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Any chance you have a list of Naruto episodes that mainly focus on Sasuke? I kinda want to rewatch, but only remember the arc with Sasuke vs 5 kage/Dei/Ita/Danzo.

Not right on hand, no, but I can comb through and let you know which parts I tend to watch when I miss him! You only listed eps from Shippuden but I’ll include original series anyway ^^ I organized this by arc; beginning part has my commentary and then just a list after. I bolded the ones I actually do rewatch a ton.

This got really long so here’s a tl;dr for the parts I recall/can be bothered to find and the rest is under the cut.

ORIGINAL SERIES: 3-5, 6-8, 10-15, 16, 19, 22, 24, 28-30, 33, 39, 66-68, 75-76, 81-85, 101, 107-110, 128-135.

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: 1, 51-53, 113-114, 115-118, 121-126, 135-beginning of 139, 140-141, 143-144, 152, 202-203, 204, 208-211, 212-216, 220, 331, 333, 334-335, 337-339, 341, 366, 370, 373, 474-479.

ORIGINAL SERIES

Prologue - Land of Waves

There’s pretty decent focus on him for the first part basically up until he passes out in the Forest of Death. Episodes I like to rewatch a lot for Sasuke specifically are 3-5, and 16, which is where Sasuke sacrifices himself protecting Naruto (I usually prefer to read the Zabuza arc bc I feel like the battles drag out too long in the anime). A more comprehensive list would probably be like… 3-7 (one of Sasuke’s first battles with the Demon Brothers is there), I really don’t like watching Zabuza’s battle with Kakashi in the anime but episode 8 has Naruto and Sasuke tag-teaming to help free him, episode 11 and maybe (?) 10 have Sasuke and Naruto eating a lot and training and etc., and then 12-16 cover Sasuke fighting Haku and Naruto eventually showing up to help. Sasuke wakes up and they ask Kakashi some insightful questions in 19.

3-5, 6-8, 10-15, 16, 19

Chuunin Exams & Konoha Crush

I don’t really rewatch this one a ton but episode 22 is the Rock Lee Beats Sasuke’s Ass ep, 24 is the Sasuke Figures Out You’re Supposed to Cheat on the Chuunin Exams Test ep which I enjoy personally but also don’t really watch a lot, 28-30 for the Sasuke vs Orochimaru stuff in the Forest of Death, 33 for Sasuke going sicko mode on the Sound ninja, 39 for Sasuke using Lee’s jutsu to beat that one guy’s ass in the prelims, 66-68 is Sasuke vs Gaara but I don’t rewatch this a lot and prefer reading it in the manga bc the anime drags it out way too much imo, I actually don’t rewatch their confrontation in the forest much either but I think (???) it’s eps 75 & 76.

22, 24, 28-30, 33, 39, 66-68, 75-76

Search for Tsunade

I watch 81-85 a lot. That’s where Itachi returns to the Village and we get our first real bit of insight into Sasuke’s past– this is usually one of the first things I’ll rewatch when I’m missing Sasuke. He’s in a coma for the rest of the arc, though. I also watch 101 which is the Kakashi’s mask filler ep and doesn’t really focus on Sasuke particularly but it’s fun watching him freak out.

81-85, 101

Sasuke Recovery Mission

107-110 cover Naruto and Sasuke’s rooftop fight and Sasuke making up his mind to leave the Village. A lot of things about this piss me off a lot lol so I actually don’t rewatch a lot. 128-135 is Sasuke and Naruto’s battle at the Valley of the End. There’s a lot of Uchiha lore embedded here and I like his fight with Naruto so I rewatch this battle a lot.

107-110, 128-135

I don’t watch any of the filler after this.

So to summarize, the Sasuke parts of original series that I can recall are: 3-5, 6-8, 10-15, 16, 19, 22, 24, 28-30, 33, 39, 66-68, 75-76, 81-85, 101, 107-110, 128-135.

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN

Kazekage Rescue Mission

The first episode teases Sasuke’s later return and is also just generally nostalgic if you’re into that. I also just like the opening for this arc lol.

Tenchi Bridge Reconnaissance Mission

Sasuke’s first appearance in part two and his reunion with Naruto are episodes 51-53. I don’t rewatch these a lot mainly just because I rewatched them all the time when I was 14 and got bored of it.

51-53

Itachi’s Pursuit Mission/Master’s Prophecy and Vengeance

Finally good stuff. Episodes 113-114 cover Sasuke killing Orochimaru– I prefer reading this in the manga to watching it so I don’t actually rewatch it a lot. In 115 Sasuke picks up Suigetsu and the episode is a bunch of filler stuff that wasn’t in the manga but it’s fun so I rewatch that one a lot. 116-118 are where he picks up Karin and Juugo and forms Taka which is *chef kiss* golden content. 121-122 are Taka looking for Itachi… I find this stuff kinda boring so I don’t rewatch it so much unless I’m in a particular mood. 123-126 cover Sasuke’s battle with Deidara, which is awesome, but I prefer reading it in the manga, and Taka taking care of him, which is very cute… 135-138 and the beginning of 139 are Sasuke’s battle against Itachi, which is also golden content that I rewatch a lot (though admittedly I tend to just type “Sasuke vs Itachi” into YouTube and watch it there than actually watch the episodes for some reason). 140-141 are Sasuke finding out the truth about the Uchiha clan– I think along with episodes 81-84 in the original series and Sasuke vs Danzou these are the episodes I rewatch the absolute most. 143-144 are Sasuke and Taka joining the Akatsuki– 144 specifically is the Taka vs Killer Bee fight which I watch a lot.

113-114, 115-118, 121-126, 135-beginning of 139, 140-141, 143-144

Pein’s Assault/The Two Saviours

If I recall correctly, episode 152 is where Sasuke speechifies at Tobi and tells him he doesn’t care if people see him as childish, he wants to destroy the Leaf, blah blah. This speech is real good but I tend to read it in the manga– I’ll bold it anyway though because I read it a ton.

152

Five Kage Summit/The Assembly of the Five Kage

You mentioned this one in the original ask but since we’ve come this far anyway I’ll say the parts I like. I love this arc, it’s definitely one of my favourites in the entire series. I think 202 is where Sasuke fights all the Samurai, 203 is where Sasuke meets Gaara again and they fight (lmfao I opened the episode on Crunchyroll to check that I’m thinking of the right one and look where I stopped last time)

Maybe I like SasuGaa? Anyway, in 204 Sasuke ditches Taka to go after Danzou, then Danzou vs Sasuke and Sasuke’s betrayal of Karin is 208-211, which I mentioned above is among the like, top three things I watch the most when I’m missing Sasuke, along with Itachi vs Sasuke in both original series and Shippuden. 212-216 are Team Seven finding Sasuke again and Sakura trying to kill him and Naruto and Sasuke talking to each other in their heads and blah blah… the only part of this I tend to watch a lot is Sasuke’s interaction with Kakashi because I find this part really annoying. In 220 Sasuke gets eye surgery.

202-203, 204, 208-211, 212-216, 220

Fourth Shinobi World War: Climax/The Great Ninja War - Sasuke and Itachi

Crunchyroll’s not super great about breaking the next parts into seasons and I’m lazy so I’m basically just gonna talk about the rest of the war arc. I know it’s a million parts long but I just think of it all as “The War Arc” anyway.

Sasuke’s out cold recovering from surgery from most of the beginning of the War arc and doesn’t wake up til 331 (there’s also good Taka content in this ep– Suigetsu and Juugo looking for Sasuke, and Karin breaking out of jail). He catches up with Itachi in 333 - I rewatch this one a lot but I’m more likely to reread it. 334-335 is Sasuke and Itachi vs Kabuto, and 336 is too but it’s more Kabuto-focused. Focus comes back to Sasuke and Itachi for 337-339– and 339 is where Itachi says the “I will love you forever” line. I rewatch that episode a ton. In 341, he meets up again with Suigetsu and Juugo and brings back Orochimaru– I tend to reread this a lot in the manga but not watch it. 366-370 are when he gets Orochimaru to bring back the Hokage, but most of it is Hashirama talking, so the Sasuke-focused ones are 366 & 370 (I tend to rewatch this entire part a lot though because I love the Hashirama & Madara stuff). In 373 he joins back up with Team Seven and says he wants to be Hokage and blah blah blah. I think that’s basically the last episode of the anime I actually bother watching sometimes. I thought about combing for the Team Seven stuff where they’re fighting aliens and the prophecy and whatnot, but everything is really fucking scattered after this part and I tend to just skip around for Sasuke content in the manga because I can’t deal with the anime, especially because this is around where the anime famously released a new episode weekly for a year and only eight of those episodes weren’t filler. The Naruto vs Sasuke stuff is 474-479 and a whole metric ton of it is filler that makes me sick to my stomach so I never watch it, but I figured I’d mention it anyway.

331, 333, 334-335, 337-339, 341, 366, 370, 373, ?????????, 474-479

So to summarize, the Sasuke parts of original series that I can recall/bother looking for are: 1, 51-53, 113-114, 115-118, 121-126, 135-beginning of 139, 140-141, 143-144, 152, 202-203, 204, 208-211, 212-216, 220, 331, 333, 334-335, 337-339, 341, 366, 370, 373, 474-479 (which you couldn’t pay me to rewatch).

I love recapping so, tl;dr:

ORIGINAL SERIES: 3-5, 6-8, 10-15, 16, 19, 22, 24, 28-30, 33, 39, 66-68, 75-76, 81-85, 101, 107-110, 128-135.

SHIPPUDEN: 1, 51-53, 113-114, 115-118, 121-126, 135-beginning of 139, 140-141, 143-144, 152, 202-203, 204, 208-211, 212-216, 220, 331, 333, 334-335, 337-339, 341, 366, 370, 373, 474-479.

Happy watching!

#sasuke #naruto #naruto shippuden #a guide to only caring about sasuke uchiha #lmfao #ramblings #Anonymous #anon: do you have a list #me: i guess i do now

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inevitably-johnlocked · 6 years

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Hey Steph? I don't know if you read a lot of fanfiction or not, but if you do, do you have a fluff guide? I'm feeling down in the dumps, and I'm not feeling like navigating a sea of smut, as I'm very much asexual, but I really want to read some quality Johnlock fluff. Pretty please, with a cherry on top?

Hi Nonny! *hugs*

I absolutely have smut-free Johnlock fic recs! Part of my massive collection of Johnlock Fluff Fics lists! I’m still working on the list, but I’ll give you what I have for now! I MIGHT have an explicit fic tangled into the “Domestics” recs, so just double check the rating before you click on it!

GEN, PRE-SLASH & FRIENDSHIP

Defining John Watson by StillWaters1 (K+, 660 w. || Friendship) – “Not good?” Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.

I’m Sorry by bewdifuldragon (K, 1K+ w. || Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Sick John) – During a case - that just for the record, he never wanted to take on anyway - John falls ill; and a guilt-ridden Sherlock does everything he can to make amends.

Priorities by Starlight05 (K+, 1K+ w || Friendship, Worried Sherlock/John) – The power is out on Baker Street, so candles are the only source of light at 221B. But then, at night, things go terribly wrong, and Sherlock and John realize just how much they mean to each other.

Further Impressions by grannysknitting (K+, 1k+ w. || Friendship & Family) – Sherlock meets the people who made John Watson the man he is today… the reciprocal family dinner. Sequel to First Impressions

In Which Lestrade Looks in on Sherlock and Observes by Aztecwarfareandcrumping (K+, 1K+ w. || Lestrade POV, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, John Whump) – John’s in hospital, which means Sherlock is, too. Lestrade takes it upon himself to look in on them.

I Hear Newcastle is Dreadful This Time of Year by oxfordlunch (G, 1,515 w. || Sofa Cuddling, Hugs, Mentions of Alcoholism, Pining / Anxious Sherlock) – When the fourteenth day comes, he gets a cab to Heathrow.

Texts and Tea by JillianWatson1058 (FFNet, K, 959 w.|| Friendship & Humour) - A John who is woken up at 2:30 in the morning is not a happy John. Sherlock, frankly, doesn’t care. He just wants his tea.

Personal Space by probablyquantum (T, 1,814 w. || Pre-Slash, Cuddles, Nightmares, Awkwardness) – John and Sherlock renegotiate the rules governing personal space. Pre-Slash.

First Impressions by grannysknitting (K+, 2K+ w. || Family & Friendship) – Meet the Holmes’. John gains some insight into the environment that produced the two prodigies - Sherlock and Mycroft.

Scrutiny by lifeonmars (NR, 5,100 w. || Domestics, Sherlock’s Deductions, John Tries Deductions, Love Confessions, Anxious John) – What is it like to live with someone who can nearly read your mind? John’s life comes into focus under the magnifying glass of Sherlock Holmes.

I’m Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, 7,672 w. || Fluff, Cudding, Doctor/Patient, Accidents) – Sherlock finds increasingly ridiculous ways to get John to patch him up after hurting himself.

A Study in Intimacy by doodle (T, 5,183 w.|| First Time, Romance, Virginity, First Kiss) – People don’t touch Sherlock Holmes, not like they touch other people. Then he meets John Watson.

Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (E, 47,709 w. || Casefic, Fluff, Romance, Frottage) - John knows the human body intimately. He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results.

100 ways to say ‘I love you’ by Teatrolley (NR, 2,143 w. || Slow Build, Pining Sherlock) – In which there are a hundred phrases and none of them are “I love you.” Until they are.

Heart’s a Mess by svenjastrange (NR, 2,249 w. || Fluff) – Sherlock’s heart is a mess.

Sherlock Doesn’t Like Summer Nights by sherrinholmes (T, 337 w. || Fluff) – “Isn’t it considered normal and wise to remove layers when one finds one’s self overheating?” Sherlock threw the shirt into some dark corner of the room and began working on the drawstring of his pyjama trousers.

Rooftop Confession by Random_Nexus (T, 2,514 w. || Asexual Sherlock, Friendship / Love, Developing Relationship) – Sherlock asks John to join him for a slightly unexpected discussion.

Bitter Nights Turned Sweet by Hyliare (T, 4,076 w. || Insomnia, Emotional H/C, Cuddling, Hallucinations) – Sherlock has always had trouble sleeping; he hasn’t always had someone in his life willing to help.

The Most Luminous of People by liriodendron (M, 10,979 w. || Synesthesia, Pre-Slash, Developing Romance, First Kiss) – In which Sherlock Holmes finds out what it’s like to truly want something, John Watson isn’t too bad at deductions, and everything gets a bit bright for a minute. Part 1 of Conductivity

Cuddling by GraciousK (G, 1,107 w. || Fluff and Angst, Cuddling/Snuggling, Fluff, Hypothermia) – When John finally finds Sherlock, he’s hypothermic and delirious. John warms him up the only way Sherlock will allow: body heat. It ends up more angsty than sexy. Part 2 of 30-day OTP Challenge: Johnlock

Jumper by bofurs_laugh (G, 520 w. || Friendship, Pre-Slash, Christmas) – John wakes to find something he never thought possible. Part 4 of Sherlock Advent Series

Of Locks and Keys by Youarethelightoftheworld (G, 574 w. || H/C, Angst, Falling in Love, Friendship) – He listens to the steady beating of John’s heart and thinks of his own; weak and vulnerable, but aching to be released.

Sometimes, it doesn’t take much… by OswinCumberbatch (G, 1208 w. || H/C, Fluff, Pre-Slash) – “Sherlock,” John tried again, his hand cupping the nape of Sherlock’s neck. “You’re scaring me.”

Home and Dry by BeautifulFiction (G, 1052 w. || Fluff, Friendship, Pre-Slash) – Sometimes actions speak louder than words, and comfort can come from the most unlikely source. John and Sherlock pre-slash blanket-fic fluff.

Baskerville After Dark by Ttime42 (T, 1k+ w. || Friendship, Humour, Bed Sharing, Fluff, Pre-Slash) – John and Sherlock have to share a bed at Baskerville. Snippets of their time at Dartmoor.

Aestival by BeautifulFiction (G, 1,254 w. || Fluff, Pre-Slash) – There is such a thing as a perfect day.

Behind Closed Curtains by twisting_vine_x (G, 2,939 w. || Dancing, Angst, Pre-Slash) – Set loosely during season two, when Sherlock and John are still, ahem, dancing around each other. Sherlock teaches John how to dance.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, 3,614 || Asexual Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Sharing Body Heat) – In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics

DOMESTICS

Christmas With Sherlock by grannysknitting (K, 830 w. || Friendship & Family, Christmas) – John spends Christmas with Sherlock. Mrs Hudson gets a pressie.

The Sonata Principle by arioso dolente (K+, 1K+ w || Friendship, Music, Sherlock’s POV) – Sherlock Holmes is a genius, and so is fluent in many languages. He excels in English, French, German, and any number of others. He is matchless in the subtle language of observation and deduction. What no one understands is that none of these was ever his native language, the language of his thoughts. At least, until someone else happens to figure it out.

Where John Reflects on Just How Much Better His Life Would Be by fraughtwithsparkles (FFNet, T, 1K+ || Friendship) - Sometimes, John wondered what his life would be like if he’d never met Sherlock Holmes. But in the end, wouldn’t it be so boring, so lonely, so utterly despairing without his best friend at his side?

The First Night by TheForerunner (NR, 1,043 w. || First Time, Fluff, Non-Explicit, Prose) – When all was over, Sherlock reached to dress again and John reached to stop him. They sat at opposite ends of the bed and one set of eyes surveyed the other’s set of limbs, and they were quiet in the downbeat, melody suspended. Sherlock was sheepish, and this confused John, who now smelled of his companion and felt they were part of one another.

Upon Reflection, Tenable Frippery by emmagrant01 (T, 1,299 w. || John’s Beard, First Kiss, Fluff) – John was, inexplicably, growing a beard.

The Pigeon’s deplorable nesting place by SlothfulSlytherin (G, 1,482 w. || Alternate First Meeting, Humour, Fluff) – Upon returning to London, John Watson took up residence in a mouldy little flat on Baker Street. The flat itself wasn’t all that special or interesting, his new neighbour on the other hand…

There’s Always Three of Us by Itsallfine (T, 1,765 w. || Post-S4, Parentlock, Love Declarations, First Kiss, Anniversary, S4 Fix it Fic, Fluff) – Sherlock takes John and Rosie out to Angelo’s and gets a chance to correct the biggest mistake of his life.

Manipulation by sixbynine (K+, 2K+ w || Experimenting John) – John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.

Anne Bonny by Spartangal22 (K+, 2K+ w. || Family & Friendship, Mary is Nice, Watson Family, Holmes Family) – Sherlock just wanted to do something nice for the baby, but a simple phone call leads him and the Watsons back to his parent’s cottage, where Mr. and Mrs. Holmes welcome the little girl as their own.

Wintery Hell by Belldere (K+, 2K+ w. || Friendship & Humour, Christmas) – With Sherlock being roped into spending Christmas with his family, John had his own Christmas all planned out with his other friends and family… That is until he’s extended a forceful invitation from Mycroft and an assumption from Sherlock who, once again, failed to notice John wasn’t in the room when he ‘asked’.

100 ways to say ‘I love you’ by Teatrolley (NR, 2,143 w. || Slow Build, Pining Sherlock, Fluff, Domestics) – In which there are a hundred phrases and none of them are “I love you.” Until they are.

Six Dates by avawtsn (E, 7,421 w. || 5+1, First Time / Kiss, Post S4-Compliant, POV John) – A rather accidental 5+1 written for the prompt “is this a date?” Hint: it is.

What to do with an Ailing Flatmate by LyricalSinger (FFNet, K, 1K+ w. || Friendship, Fluff, Sickfic) – John is ill, and Sherlock is trying!

Overtime by glow_in_the_dark (Ao3, G, 1,149w. || Fluff) – John has worked over 80 hours this week, and will no doubt have to go into work tomorrow too. Arriving home beyond dead tired, his flatmate seems to take make it his personal mission to make John comfortable. Part 2 of Little Fluffy Oneshots

The Devil You Know by PipMer (T, 9,300 w. || Friends to Lovers, Romance, Holmes Brothers, Jealous Sherlock) – The Holmes brothers are behaving oddly. John is dazed and confused. In other words, it’s business as usual at 221B Baker Street. Except when it’s not.

subterfuge isn’t subterfuge if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing by scullyseviltwin (T, 4,157 w. || Est. Rel., Fluff, Anniversary) – The entire idea was ludicrous, and terrified John a whole hell of a lot.

Heart’s a Mess by svenjastrange (NR, 2,249 w. || Fluff) – Sherlock’s heart is a mess.

Teacups by wsswatson (T, 1,045w. || Fluff) – A forgotten purchase rekindles a flame.

Two To Tango (The Cold Hands, Warm Heart Remix) by igrockspock (T, 1,207w || Domestic) – When John is wounded while pursuing a suspect, Sherlock refuses to leave his side. {{FAVE!}}

Entanglement by orphan_account (G, 3,218 w. || Pining, Confessions) - On Christmas Eve, snow covers London, John visits Harry, and Sherlock and Mrs. Hudson untangle some knots.

His (Again) by patternofdefiance (M, 820 w. || Fluff, John Comes Home) – John wonders how he had never seen this before, never noticed before, how happy Sherlock can look, and also how lonely.

Five Times John Noticed But Didn’t Really by ScandalousMinds (T, 6,383 w. || Domestics, Fluff/Angst, Bratty Sherlock, Idiots, Pre-Slash, Jealous Sherlock, Love Confessions) – 5 times John (thought) he noticed something peculiar about his and Sherlock’s relationship but really missed the obvious.

Thirty Three Hours Without John Watson by Bookaholic, mybrotherharry (M, 6,232 w. || First Kiss / Time, Pining Idiots, BG Mystrade, Crackish) – Sherlock can SO TOTALLY survive without John Watson. It should be a piece of cake.AKA the time when Sherlock braved grocery store lines for milk, purchased and gave away a box of tampons and figured out what the X-Factor is. Greg and Mycroft didn’t sign up for this shit. Next time, they are going to the Bahamas.

Maybe This Christmas by feverishsea (T, 6,021 w. || Christmas, Fluff, Getting Together ) Anthea has given up her life, her own desires, even her name in service of something greater than herself. But that doesn’t mean she can’t see when someone else wants something – even if she doesn’t happen to care overmuch for that person. And it doesn’t mean she isn’t willing to help. (Anthea gets the boys together)

Tangential by Bitenomnom (NR, 2,047 w. || Fluff, Love, Nightmares, Cuddling, Ace!Sherlock) – …In which John stitches up Sherlock’s head (but not really), Sherlock comes into John’s room at night to take his laptop (but not really), Sherlock is married to his Work (but not really), and John is more than proficient at keeping Sherlock (really, definitely). Part 48 of Mathematical Proof

Twas The Night by xox-hattii-xox (K+, 3K+ w. || Humour & Friendship, Christmas, Domestics, Fluff) – Twas the night before Christmas…and Sherlock has had just about enough of the whole thing! 'Really, John, a Santa Hat’ Christmas in 221b, and Sherlock just wants it over with.

Worth It by JezebelGoldstone (G, 3,467w. || Fluff, Humour, Injury, H/C, Cuddling) – John recieves a minor injury during a case, and Sherlock’s reaction makes John wonder if Sherlock is the best friend he’s ever had, or the worst.

A Bit of Indulgence by beltainefaerie (NR, 3,364 w. || Fluff, Fake/Pretend, Pride Parade, Dev. Rel.) - A case leads John and Sherlock to fake being boyfriends and John runs into an old acquaintance.

On a Sunday Morning by SD_Ryan (G, 3,136w. || Fluff, First Kiss, Obsessive Sherlock) – Sherlock has a little problem. He can’t stop obsessing about John Watson. {{Note to Self: ‘Cheese Tease’}}

Let Go by thisisforyou (G, 2743 w || First Kiss, Fluff, H/C) – In the end, separating John’s things from Sherlock’s in the chaos of their sitting room is like pulling a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn’t want to let go.

Duvet (green) by Mazarin221b (G, 2,021 w. || Post-HoB, Revelations, First Kiss, Sherlock’s Mind Palace) – Sherlock recalibrates and restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he chooses to put in John’s room is a bit of a surprise, and a revelation.

Christmas at Holmes Cottage by johnlockedstarkid (G, 4,295 w. || Christmas, Fake Relationship, Love Confessions, Holmes Family, Pining, Kisses, Fluff, Allusions to Mystrade) – Sherlock doesn’t want to have to deal with his mother’s wishes for him to find a partner when he goes to visit them for Christmas, so asks John to pose as his boyfriend. Little does he know he’s not the only one who wishes that the relationship could be real.

No Mushrooms Please Series by lbmisscharlie (G, 5,456 w. across 3 stories || Fluff, Bromance, Sharing Food) – John and Sherlock and their lazy, dysfunctional Sunday mornings in bed. In which Sherlock has difficulty sleeping and John makes lots of toast. Shameless fluff.

Adjacent by weeesi (E, 5,711 w. || Bed Sharing, Fluff and Smut, Pining Idiots, On a Trip, Frottage) – Sherlock and John spend the night at a hotel in adjoining rooms, and keep finding excuses to visit each other’s rooms, until WHOOPS they’re sharing a bed.

Through the Clouds by Mazarin221b (E, 20,004 w. || Retirement, Home Improvement, First Time, Romance) – Sherlock takes a remarkably early retirement at 47, and convinces John that a change of pace would do them both good. They buy an old cottage on the South Downs, and exchange their nonstop life in Baker Street for quiet contemplation, bee studies, and book writing. They might go completely insane, but sometimes it takes stepping outside of the life you’re living to find the life you want. Part 1 of Through The Clouds

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Christmas Spirit by SilentAuror (M, 15,002 w. || Christmas, Domesticity, Post S3, Happy Ending) – John hates Christmas. So does Sherlock, but he suggests that they do Christmas “properly” this year to see if they can’t track down its elusive magic and discover for themselves what Christmas is supposed to be about.

Onomatopoeia by aquabelacqua (M, 6,904 w.|| Sherlock POV, First Time/Kiss, Chair Sex, Hair Pulling, Dirty Talk) – Something is the matter with John. Sherlock is determined to figure out what it is. Mark his words.

Coda by SilentAuror (E, 7,448 w. || PWP, POV John, Porn with Feels, Switch, Fluff) – Coda to A Satisfactory Arrangement. “This is all I want to do for the rest of my life,” Sherlock tells him. “Screw the work. Let’s just stay in bed forever.” Part 2 of A Satisfactory Arrangement

I can’t pretend by Salambo06 (E, 7,692 w. || Fake Relationship, Victor Trevor, Jealous John, Miscommunications, Bed Sharing, Love Confessions, First Kiss/Time, Anal, BJs) – They had arrived more than a hour ago, and the moment they had walked inside the hotel reception, John had understood why Sherlock hadn’t wanted to come. Two men, posh suits and expensive watches on their wrists, had come to greet them with sharp remarks and badly hidden mockery, and John had seen red. Sherlock hadn’t said anything, mostly ignoring the two men entirely, and without thinking twice about it, John had slid an arm around Sherlock’s waist and introduced himself as his husband.

the first day of forever by darcylindbergh (E, 11,850 w. || Est. Relationship, Domestics, Light Angst, Insecurity, Emotional H/C) – “I’m going to marry you,” John murmurs with against Sherlock’s smile, and they both giggle in the joy of it. “We’re getting married.”“Yes,” Sherlock says, just to hear himself say it out loud. “We are.” A June wedding. Part 4 of things fairy tales are made of

And if you say the word, I could stay with you by CaitlinFairchild (E, 12,842 w. || Domestic Fluff, BottomJohn / Topping from the Bottom, Fluff and Romance, Dirty Talk, Proposals) – What Sherlock thinks is, On the day I die, be it in a dirty alley at forty or in my bed at eighty, the last thing I will remember is tonight, the way you looked at at me on the snowy pavement, cheeks pink with the cold, breath puffing in frosty white clouds, your heart in your eyes and snowflakes in your hair. I will remember that single perfect moment in my life, that moment I knew I had everything I ever wanted, and whatever happens next, I will die content. What he says is simply, “Marry me.”

Achieving the Together-Coloured Instant by teahigh (E, 20,776 w. || Est. Rel, PTSD, Codependency, Fluff & Angst, H/C, Smut, Demisexual Sherlock, Experiments) – John wonders if this is how it’s going to be: A life speaking in code, because they’re both too stupid to figure out how to say, “I love you.”

Ghost Stories by SwissMiss (M, 22,256 w. || Pining, Holmes Family, Christmas, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Bed Sharing, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, First Time) – Sherlock’s parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something.

PLATONICS

You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, 1K+ w. || Friendship, Family, Introspection, Fluff, Post-ASIP) – Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroft’s words. In answer to a challenge set by Librarianmum, and dedicated to that talented lady.

Cuddling by GraciousK (Ao3, G, Angst/Cuddling/Hypothermia, 1107 w.) - John finds Sherlock and he’s delirious. John saves Sherlock, semi-happy ending.

The Cure for Snoring by Goddess_of_the_Night (G, 1,278 w. || Bed Sharing, Cuddling, Fluff, Domestic, Platonic / Sleepy Cuddles) – Sherlock and John spend the night in Scotland after finishing a case. The sole Inn in town only has one room left…one bed. This would be fine - if not a bit awkward - if Sherlock hadn’t developed a habit of snoring loudly. John suffers through many hours of sleeplessness before he discovers that skin-to-skin contact stops the noise. Part 1 of Dreamscapes

Feel your breathing by Mixxy (T, 2,129 w. || Post-TRF, Cuddling, Separation Anxiety, Platonics) – And he was numb yet feeling far too much, he was back on that pavement, and his mind was buzzing far too hard, whispering you didn’t do it in time, Mrs. Hudson is dead, Lestrade is dead, your John is dead dead dead- And then John’s hand was around his wrist, thumb rubbing over his pulse point, and Sherlock’s not sure if it was to comfort him or John but either way it worked.

Drawstring by May_Shepard (E, 7,412 w. || Friends to Lovers, UST/RST, Fluff and Smut, Post-TAB, John POV) – John is bothered by Sherlock’s slowly-falling jim-jams… as in hot and bothered and he is trying to deal with a sexy dishevelled Sherlock while also keeping his pining in check.

A Category Unto Themselves by ElvendorkInfinity (FFNet, K+, Friendship, 463 w.) – John tries - and fails - to put a label on his relationship with Sherlock.

The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox (K+, 9K+ w. || Humour & Friendship, TeenJohn, Young Sherlock, Babysitting) – John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. "You drew this,“ John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. “You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you.”

The Important Bit by Solshine (G, 9,984 w. || Platonic Marriage, Domestics) – Just where exactly is the line between “to love” and “to be in love”? What difference is required between “flatmate” and “husband”? (Besides the rings, obviously.) No, the important bit is that they have each other. Thirty years, give or take, in an atypical marriage. Basically a long bit of platonic domestic fluff.

The Green Blade by verityburns (T, 72,929 w. || Casefic, Bromance) – As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit…

The Cuddle Sutra by aceofhearts61 (G, 3,218 w. || Ace!Sherlock/Straight!John, Cuddling/Snuggling, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort) – In which Sherlock orders the Cuddle Sutra; he and John try out some of the positions. Part 20 of A Love with No Name

Usefulness of Having Friends by ObservationofTrifles (K, 1K+ w. || Friendship) – Sherlock is sick and John is bringing him to the doctor’s. On the way there in the tram, John decides to play a deduction game to cheer Sherlock up.

Random Numbers by songlin (T, 1,671 w. || Cuddling/Snuggling, Fluff, Ace!Sherlock/Straight!John) – Just because they’re not having sex doesn’t mean they aren’t intimate. A collection of moments in the relationship of asexual!Sherlock and straight!John.

Settling In by PorcupineGirl (T, 1030 w. || Ace!Sherlock / Het-BiRo!John, Queerplatonic Rel., Fluff) – Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John in a queerplatonic romantic relationship. It’s a bit of an oddball, but anything fluffy and loving and nonporny will be endlessly and forever adored. It’s always fun to see the two work out that hey, we’re in love, we don’t have sex, but it’s still a wonderful and meaningful relationship.

An Experiment in Empathy Series by belovedmuerto (G to T, 62,397 w. across 13 Stories || Empath John, Epic Bromance) – In which John is an empath, Sherlock is Sherlock, and an epic bromance happens. In the aftermath of The Great Game, John creates an unexpected bond between himself and Sherlock. Now they have to learn how to deal with it. John is better at this than Sherlock is.

Static by Johnnlocked (Krullenbol2602) (G, 917 w. || Fluff, H/C, Dr. John, Headaches, POV Sherlock, Fluff, H.C, Pre-TSo3) – Sherlock suffers from a headache.

A Love with No Name Series by aceofhearts61 (G to M, 49,955 w across 20 Stories || Ace!Sherlock, Kisses, Cuddles & Snuggles, Schmoop, Platonic Romance) – In which Asexual!Sherlock and Straight!John are platonically in love life partners.

The Important Bit by Solshine (G, 9,984 w || Platonic Relationship, Ace!Sherlock, Domestic, Fluff) – Just where exactly is the line between “to love” and “to be in love”? What difference is required between “flatmate” and “husband”? (Besides the rings, obviously.) No, the important bit is that they have each other. Thirty years, give or take, in an atypical marriage. Basically a long bit of platonic domestic fluff.

#steph replies #johnlock fic recs #my fic recs #fluff fic recs #platonic johnlock #Anonymous #platonic fics #domestics

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Question tag for AO3 writers~~

I found the original questions on AFF a while back, and I thought since I’ve been tagged in so many meme things lately, I’d also tag a bunch more people in this one XD Since the questions were designed for AFF, I’ve reworked some of them to fit for AO3 writers. I also removed two questions rather than trying to translate them to AO3 terms. So, I’ll fill out my answers first, and then put the blank questions again at the bottom for you to easily copy and paste!

1. How did you come up with your username and what does it mean?

SIFU_HOTMAN because Zuko is one of my favorite characters and honestly Aang calling him “Sifu Hotman” is hilarious.

2. Which fanfic of yours has the most feedback? (bookmarks/subscriptions/hits/kudos)

Exactly My Type by a long shot, lol.

3. What is your AO3 profile icon and why did you choose it?

It’s Izaya Orihara to represent the trash on my page.

4. Do you have any regular/favourite commenters?

Yes! I’m shocked when I read through my comments and see how often the same people will comment on each chapter. And there are definitely one or two that I look forward to seeing. I recognize a ton of usernames on AO3 but I don’t know many of them on here.

5. Is there a fanfic that you keep going back to read again and again?

THIS fic by the super-talented @courtingstars! I swear I’ve reread this fic like 6 dozen times at this point, as well as the sequel! (For real tho, I could probably recite this fic word for word, I love it so much. AkaFuri fans, if you haven’t checked it out, I can’t recommend it enough!)

6. How many stories are you subscribed to? How many do you have bookmarked?

I’m guilty of not subbing or bookmarking that much, because it got to the point where I had so many that it kinda made it pointless, lol. But I’m subscribed to 2 users, and 5 fics, and I have 46 bookmarks.

7. Which AU do you find yourself writing the most?

I don’t really write AU’s all that much? (I think I only have 2, the Nanny/Single Parent AU and a Red String of Fate AU). I definitly want to try doing more tho! I was super nervous about the Nanny/Single Parent one, but now it’s my hightest hitting fic! And it was from a prompt! lol

8. How many people are subscribed and bookmarked to you in total? (you can view this on the stats page)

Total bookmarks: 311 Total subs: 337

9. Is there something you’d like to write about but are afraid of people judging you for it? (Feeling brave? If so, share it!)

The only thing I can think of right now is I want to get better/ more comfortable with writing smut lmao. I’ll conquer it one day!

10. Is there anything you would like to be better at? Writing certain scenes or genres, replying to comments, updating better, etc.

Updating better, for sure. It eats me alive that it’s been almost a year since I started Exactly My Type, and I’ve only written 5 chapters! It’s so hard to find time with all the overtime at work, and with everything else. BUT that’s something I definitely plan on changing.

And maybe replying to comments? I generally don’t reply (I feel so bad about this, I’m so sorry. Comments just make me an incoherent mess and I’m never sure how to reply without rambling and making an idiot of myself)

11. Do you write rarepairs or popular ships more often?

Is AkaFuri a rarepair? I know it was more considered one a while ago, but I don’t know anymore. I guess whatever category they fall under, that’s it lol.

12. How many stories have you posted on AO3 to this day (finished and unfinished)?

Eight! Which is eight more than I thought I would write.

13. How many stories do you have saved in/with your writing program?

I have 30 stories saved on Google Docs. (I’m shocked? lmao)

14. Do you write down story ideas, or just keep them in your head?

Everything in my head. My ten hour shifts at work mostly consist of me staring off into space and writing fan fiction in my head.

15. Have you ever co-authored a story?

Other than bouncing ideas off of a friend, no. It sounds fun tho!

16. How did you discover AO3?

Searching for ATLA fanfiction like, 4 years ago. After reading everyting FanFiction.net had to offer, I found AO3 and immediately made the switch.

17. Do you consider yourself to be a popular or famous author in your fandom(s) on AO3?

God, no lmao. I think I’m IN the AkaFuri barrel, but far from the top of it.

18. Do you have a nickname or fandom name for your readers?

Not that I know of? I get comments about how much people like my username sometimes, so I’m cool with it if people just wanna call me Sifu Hotman lmao.

19. Was there an author who inspired or encouraged you to write?

My inspiration mainly came from a desire for more AkaFuri fics, lmao. But there were a few amazing writers who reallllly made me want to try writing, and I was encouraged plenty by my best friend, so here I am lol.

20. What writing advice would you give to a beginning author?

To just write. I worried for so long (and I still do) about not being good enough, or making a mistake, or failing. But the only way to get better at writing is to write! If someone doesn’t like you’re story, odds are you’ll either get some helpful advice, or feedback on the part they did like. Even if you don’t want to post it publicly, just write it out anyway. I think I’ve improved so much since the first thing I wrote, and I hope I get even better the more I do it.

21. Do you plot out your stories, or do you just figure it out as you go?

Again, spending 10 hours a day, 5 days a week in my own head, I get most of my stories down to the tiniest details before I even get to a computer. Once I sit down, some things may change or come out different, but I rarely go to write without having any idea.

22. Have you ever gotten a bad comment on a story? If so, what did you do?

Actually... no, I don’t think I have.

23. Is there a certain type of scene that you have a hard time writing? (action, smut, etc..)

Smut, for sure lol.

24. What story(s) are you working on now?

Fucking chapter 6 of Exactly My Type! (I just broke 6K the other day, and it’s not even halfway done). After that, I’m on to Defying Fate, with a couple of prompts inbetween.

25. Do you plan your next project(s) before you finish your current ongoing story(s)?

Sorta...I guess. Exactly My Type happened because of a prompt request that got waaaay out of control, so that was poor planning on my part lmao.

26. Do you have a daily writing goal set for yourself?

Not at all. I just go for it whenever I get the chance.

27. Do you think you’ve improved as a writer since you first started?

100% yes. I want to crawl into a hole whenever I think about my first fic, lol.

28. What is your favorite story that you’ve written?

I’m gonna shove the AkaFuri away for a second and go with Absolutely Baked. Mayuzumi is my favorite character to write for, and I think I got some pretty funny dialogue in that one. It makes me laugh, and the extra chuckles my friend and I got while discussing it were totally worth it.

29. What is your least favorite story that you’ve written?

I don’t think I have a least favorite? If I had to pick probably my first fic, Emperor's Weakness.

30. Where do you see yourself (as a writer) in 5 years?

Hopefully still writing fanfiction, lol. I would like to try writing some original work, but I doubt it.

31. What is the easiest thing about writing?

Dialogue, I think. Once I get in a characters head, I find it very easy to write from their point of view.

32. What is the hardest thing about writing?

Getting a full plot to run together. I’m pretty good at getting certain scenes down, but I have trouble piecing them all together sometimes.

33. Why do you write?

Simply, because it’s fun. I know how happy it makes me when I read a super-awesome fic, and I like the feeling I get when someone tells me I gave them the same feeling.

Anyways that’s all the questions, so I’ll put them here as well without the answers to easily c+p.

1. How did you come up with your username and what does it mean? 2. Which fanfic of yours has the most feedback? (bookmarks/subscriptions/hits/kudos) 3. What is your AO3 profile icon, and why did you choose it? 4. Do you have any regular/favourite commenters? 5. Is there a fanfic that you keep going back to read again and again? 6. How many stories are you subscribed to? How many do you have bookmarked? 7. Which AU do you find yourself writing the most? 8. How many people are subscribed and bookmarked to you in total? (you can view this on the stats page) 9. Is there something you’d like to write about but are afraid of people judging you for it? (Feeling brave? If so, share it!) 10. Is there anything you would like to be better at? Writing certain scenes or genres, replying to comments, updating better, etc. 11. Do you write rarepairs or popular ships more often? 12. How many stories have you posted on AO3 to this day (finished and unfinished)? 13. How many stories do you have saved in/with your writing program? 14. Do you write down story ideas, or just keep them in your head? 15. Have you ever co-authored a story? 16. How did you discover AO3? 17. Do you consider yourself to be a popular or famous author in your fandom(s) on AO3? 18. Do you have a nickname or fandom name for your readers? 19. Was there an author who inspired or encouraged you to write? 20. What writing advice would you give to a beginning author? 21. Do you plot out your stories, or do you just figure it out as you go? 22. Have you ever gotten a bad comment on a story? If so, what did you do? 23. Is there a certain type of scene that you have a hard time writing? (action, smut, etc..) 24. What story(s) are you working on now? 25. Do you plan your next project(s) before you finish your current ongoing story(s)? 26. Do you have a daily writing goal set for yourself? 27. Do you think you’ve improved as a writer since you first started? 28. What is your favorite story that you’ve written? 29. What is your least favorite story that you’ve written? 30. Where do you see yourself (as a writer) in 5 years? 31. What is the easiest thing about writing? 32. What is the hardest thing about writing? 33. Why do you write?

I was tagged by: @herdustisverypretty <333

People I’m tagging: @anime-saved-and-destroyed-me | @kaguneko | @shootmesenpai | @cerberosthehellguard | @jubesy

#(I tried to tag as many as I could. Anyone else join in!)#by this was a long one #and very detailed #i'm into it #i wanna see everyones repiles

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Stanford is still the most not bothered school in the nation

When things will not have gone so well with the Or even of Dayton on Sunday, last night Stanford University use bragging liberties as the most not bothered school in the united states.

Once again besting Harvard at a game the particular Crimson completely outclassed for years, irrespective of whether Stanford published a quite a few. 07 % admit rate— the lowest around university heritage and budget friendly in the local.

Stanford obtained a whopping forty two, 167 programs for the School of 2018— 8. ?tta percent through last year’s applications. Keep away from, 748 learners were agreed on through Stanford’s restrictive beginning action plan. And on Monday evening, a surplus 1, 390 applicants acquired highly coveted admit news, while 958 students ended up offered a chance to sit on the very waitlist.

In accordance with Colleen Lim, director associated with undergraduate entry, fewer individuals were said this year on account of an amazing increased Stanford’s yield(percent of college students accepting a proposal admission) within the last few four decades.

‘Stanford’s the repute of excellence world wide has undoubtedly impacted the application phone numbers, ‘ Lim said to the Stanford Day to day.

Last year here, Stanford’s own up rate fallen to 5. 8 percent by 6. 6 percent around 2012, as well as for the first time overcome Harvard in terms of selectivity. This, Harvard not just experienced your drop within applications (34, 295 by 35, 023), but also elevated its selectivity from a few. 8 to 5. 9 p . c.

Although the competition to see that school can certainly admit this percent connected with applicants just particularly attractive, make certainly no mistake— these schools detect and treasure what the others are doing.

Actually , it’s a adventure driven through the desire to be Ideal. And it most of supports the particular US Reports ranking machine top tier educational institutions love to hate.

While Stanford won the main selectivity levels of competition for the Elegance of 2018, the true check will come whenever numbers are usually tallied plus final produce is calculated.

Harvard has got traditionally featured of a better yield compared to Stanford, nevertheless even this particular difference is certainly shrinking while more pupils elect to visit west and reap the benefits of all year round sunshine. And when relative produces get much closer, there are some variations at the top of typically the US Information rankings.

‘I wonder the total number of of those of the folk will accept Stanford’s offer. Of course, who wants to are in a town with Romance language architecture together with a bunch of geese? Eww…, ‘ remarked your commenter within the Stanford Day to day website.

A good number of, evidently.

Early results from Common Applying it

Now that airborne debris is choosing a to some degree chaotic component season, folks at the Prevalent App own begun crunching numbers to become more focus on typically the 754, 545 ‘unique’ job seekers who enlisted with the method and developed applications to 517 person institutions this current year.

And some appealing ‘submission trends’ between Ones 2013 and February 2014 have begun to present itself, including which glitches inside the system seemed to have a small amount of impact on the number of applications developed.

In fact , more common App has seen a 13 % increase across the number of balms received this time last year.

Whilst final results will not available for some more months, listed here preliminary outcome from facts received to-date by the Typical Application:

3. 2 million balms were downloaded through the Frequent App through February 2014

Individual appliers submitted an average of 4. four applications each and every

28. 6% of the pupils submitting programs were first generation— neither of the 2 parent which has a 4-year diploma

55% of the applicants have been female and 45% men’s

Over 9% were overseas and showed 203 countries, with China and tiawan sending by far the most applications (36. 1%) and then India (6%) and Alberta (4. 5%)

Most people (72. 9%) were enrolled in public educational facilities, while less than 1% was homeschooled

Of the 91. 5% of appliers who solved questions about race, 67. 3% were definitely white, 19. 6% were Asian, along with 9. 7% were Ebony

A grand overall of 1, 763, 180 Authoring Supplements was submitted through this new component of the Common Application

12, 161, 337 recommendation forms are actually submitted over the system— to date

December 31st, 2013 is the single busiest day top custom writing service in keeping App background with 412, 265 person logins plus 154, 903 applications submitted— the Common Instance received five. 2 types per second before the time struck night

Because Common Request continues to receive its family home in order for the revolutionary year, related to 30 organisations were allowed by the Enter for inclusion to the roster of part institutions (contracts are being discussed and bands haven’t already been released yet). Presumably any permanent executive director are going to be announced quickly, and options are going toward bring almost all technical operates in-house.

For the time being, seniors happen to be mulling around responses out of what is a strange season, counselors will be readying closing reports, schools are within the what their valuable future romance will be together with the Common Software package, and the procedure is getting set to start yet again on Ones 1 .

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Trouble In Heaven-- Truth, Politics And Electrical power.

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