#actually that's dangerous why u so cute richard

[andy-clutterbuck]

Happy Valentine's Day

#get you a man who will get you a present even while bleeding profusely #Rick Grimes #Michonne #Richonne #* #rg #yes she's playing with the beard in 2 gifs BUT SHE'S PLAYING WITH THE BEARD IN 2 GIFS #maybe 3 gifs...... #the Santa Beard wins the war #raise your hand if you would have also gotten immediately knocked up #where was the apocalypse valentines day hmmm? ya know there would have been presents #kisses while the other sleeps tho #me soft? who'd have thunk #don't tell anyone #get you a man who will damn near fall out of his seat while driving to hold your hand #actually that's dangerous why u so cute richard #i had too many different moments in mind and didn't write them down so this is what happened lmao #when i was awake at 3am this morning

[poems-of-a-lover]

nick watches spiderman

oh boy okay. agh. here we go. right off the bat the opening is just SO good??? its so sick and for what??? the soundtrack to both films also is very clearly 2010s pop music or whatever but still im a fan. shoutout to 2012 and 2014 specifically (bc thats when the movies came out KJHKJASHG)

peter playing hide and seek with his father in the beginning of tasm is very cute until u realize why his fathers hiding =]

AGH. richard parker.

oh yeah i forgot abt the office. so richards office gets broken into and like ransacked bc oscorp employees (????) were looking for his data on the spiders. is this ever stated in either film? no.

anyway! time to abandon our child and leave the country! - richard and mary parker

we learn basically nothing abt mary btw like we have noooo idea who she is shes just there

OKAY ALSO in the first film when theyre leaving richard says "be good" and just shuts the door. in the SECOND one he holds peters hand and rubs his thumb over it then says it and leaves. idk why its different its probably just a mistake but i noticed

FLASH THOMPSON this flash is soooo interesting he has such a fun character

peter being a scrawny brunette white boy and a skater and photographer in like the 2010s and also somehow being single is baffling to me

anyway hes abt to get his shit kicked in

remember how i said flash is a fun character? hes not rn he kinda sucks BUT he gets better

like he hits peter a few times but he gets better i promise

SHOUTOUT TO GWEN shes awesome she doesnt suffer from "only worth being a love interest" disease she actually has a full character

also her checking on peter after the fight is so cute

most of her character development and stuff comes in the second film bc it focuses on their relationship more but its so fun

"ben parker dont u even think abt leaving that filthy box in my kitchen" "these are my bowling trophies" "oh well then by all means please leave that filthy box in my kitchen" I LOOOOVE MAY AND BEN

ben is such a fun father figure for peter. like he says he doesnt know how to parent and take care of him well enough but honestly? he does a pretty good job

THIS. GODDAMN BRIEFCASE. THIS BRIEFCASE RUINS SO MUCH.

"guess who sold it to him? your mother, thats how they met" AGHHHH THATS SOOOO CUTE anyway whatever back to peter

oh yeah the photo of richard and curt. the start of it all. KGJHSKJGH this causes so many issues for everyone now

peter parker in glasses. i wanna be him.

im genuine peter parker is like prime gender envy for me i wanna be him soooo bad

THE DOOR LOCK he managed to build his own remote controlled door lock its so fun

ben is suchhh a good character to compare to richard. bens not even blood to peter but he treated him so incredibly well. and ik richard was in danger and thats why he left but he also just left his son. its more complicated than that for sure but at this point chronologically thats all we know

curt and richard working together is soooo interesting bc richard was just out here working for everyone JGHSKJHG

"youll find your badge to the left" [peter looks for two seconds] "are you having trouble finding yourself?" MAAM GIVE HIM TIME KJGJKSHF

like yes he snuck into this very important building and stole an internship slot from someone else but still!! let the man find a fake name!!!

GWEN oh yeah gwen is dr connors head intern she is so incredibly smart JKGHJSKHGKJ like u see her intelligence a lot more in the second film but shes so smart and i love her so much im a gwen stacy fan

each of the spiderman villains (or marvel in general) either want revenge or to make the world perfect. or both. gimme somethin new. /LHLH ITS FUN I ENJOY THE LIZARD PLOT

"hes second in his class" "second?" "yeah" "are you sure about that?" "im pretty sure" peter and gwen my beloveds <333

they have such a fun relationship and it drives me crazy theyre so cute jhafkjhskj even when theyre not together theyre still like. friends. (dont think abt the second movie we're not there yet)

i wish i was watching this with someone so i wouldnt have to explain whats happening on screen while also giving thoughts abt it. whos gonna step up and watch spiderman with me.

PETER. HE JUST BROKE INTO THE BIG SECRET SCIENCE LAB> U CANT JUST.

hes a little stupid

this might go without saying but if ur arachnophobic i do not recommend watching the first movie bc this whole lab sequence is just a shit ton of spiders. the second movie should be good but this one is. not.

anyway peters touching things and its not going well for him

OH YEAH CURTS TALKING ABT NORMAN okay so dr connors work is strictly to work on curing norman osborn bc he has retroviral hyperplasia (the osborn curse) hes not actually working to help ppl, thats not what he was hired for, hes here to help cure norman so that he doesnt die from this disease that no ones cured yet

so what theyre essentially doing is trying cross species genetics to see if some animal with like. self healing abilities. (like a spider) would cure norman if used in the correct way. thats also what richard was working on with him but we dont learn abt that for a while.

ANYWAY MY FRIEND IS DOING STUFF SO IM GONNA PAUSE HERE. ILL PICK BACK UP ON THIS LATER TONIGHT <3

#nick watches spiderman #loooove this movie. here are my thoughts for the first like 20 minutes of it JKGHSKJGHKJ

[popentertainment-moviereviews]

BARBARIAN (2022)

Starring Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgård, Justin Long, Matthew Patrick Davis, Richard Brake, Kurt Braunohler, Jaymes Butler, J.R. Esposito, Kate Bosworth, Sophie Sörensen, Brooke Dillman, Sara Paxton, Will Greenberg, Derek Morse, Trevor Van Uden, Zach Cregger, Kalina Stancheva and Devina Vassileva.

Screenplay by Zach Cregger.

Directed by Zach Cregger.

Distributed by 20th Century Studios. 102 minutes. Rated R.

Well it started out well. That’s something, right?

I’ll even go so far as to say that the first 30-40 minutes of Barbarian was terrific – a promising set up for a smart and funny and creepy genre film.

But boy howdy, did it ever fall apart quickly after that. The story got more and more nonsensical as it went on, venturing into new unneeded characters and plotlines popping up out of the blue. Not only that, but the characters also kept performing actions that were just so amazingly stupid that I walked out wondering what the hell I just watched.

I mean, I get that you have to give a certain amount of leeway in horror movies. The victims are always doing the wrong things, otherwise you would not have a story. As the commercial says, why go to the running car when you can hide in the creepy shed? However, even in the realm of stupid horror reactions, this group is particularly boneheaded.

It had a wonderful set-up, though.

Tess (Georgina Campbell), a young woman in Detroit for a job interview to work on a new documentary film, shows up at a little Airbnb which she had rented in the middle of a torrential downpour. The house itself seems cute enough, although it is in the middle of a wreck of a neighborhood which looks like something out of Khaboul. However, when she tries to get the key from the lock box, it turns out there is no key there.

It turns out that a guy named Keith (Bill Skarsgård) is already staying there. Keith seems to be nice, seems to be a popular musician, seems to be down to Earth and he had also rented the house. Somehow, they got double booked. It is the middle of the night, and no one is in the real estate office. It is pouring and a medical convention has the local hotels booked, so Keith suggests that she stay over with him.

So they stay together. He gives her the bedroom and sleeps on the couch. But who opened her door in the middle of the night? Who is making noises somewhere in the house? What is causing Keith to have nightmares? Doesn’t Keith look an awful lot like Pennywise the clown? And what is that strange hidden room off of the basement?

Then, suddenly these two characters are disposed of (so to speak), although one returns to the action later. Instead, the lead is taken over by a smarmy Hollywood actor named AJ (Justin Long) whose career is being ruined by a #MeToo charge. By coincidence, he is also the owner of the house in Michigan (which is where he is from, although it appears he’s never actually been to the house himself). Suddenly unemployed, nearly broke and with lawyers’ fees piling up, he goes to the house to see if he can sell it.

And any chance this had of being a good movie dies a violent death.

The inconsistencies and ridiculous plot points start to pile up. As noted earlier, every character does the exact wrong thing, often putting their lives in mortal danger for people they barely even know. There is even a flashback which kind of explains what happened, although the timeline consistency of this explanation makes absolutely no sense. And don’t even get me started on the VHS tape that has apparently been playing on an endless loop in the basement for about 40 years.

Barbarian is a dark and sordid film, which I guess is okay, many horror films are. It certainly has more than its share of surprises and first-time writer/director Zach Cregger (previously best known as a member of the comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U’ Know) certainly has an interesting visual sense.

Too bad his movie turns out to be a complete mess.

Jay S. Jacobs

Copyright ©2022 PopEntertainment.com. All rights reserved. Posted: September 9, 2022.

#Barbarian #2022 #Movie Review #Georgina Campbell #Jay S. Jacobs

[phoebehalliwell]

ok, hopping off the Leo train, how about a Paige&Richard that's more than a little off the wall? Paige and Richard are a brief teen fling that ends up with twins. They don't stay together, because Richard's mother disapproves and Richard won't go against what she wants, he's weird about Paige being around his family, and he won't let the girls in his house, but he's a good dad to their daughters so Paige learns to live with it. Fast forward a few years, and Paige meets her sisters and gets (1/2)

 her powers. After the dust settles and everyone's safe, she immediately goes to Richard, because they're raising kids and he deserves to know that her new powers could affect their kids. Only she arrives at his place to find out his secret in the worst possible way: the feud got out of hand and one of the girls got hurt. After she finishes freaking out, Paige tells Richard he's not seeing the girls until the feud is over, grabs her girls and heads for the Manor all "hey meet your nieces, my ex is a witch, we need a place to stay" and they spend the night And she wakes up in the morning to Richard standing on the front porch with his new girlfriend Olivia and a brand-new marriage certificate from Vegas, begging her as a new Charmed One to be the one to break it to their feuding families that they've eloped... 

oh thank god i don’t think i could weather one more leo ask okay word paige richard past torrid love affair let’s talk. okay so i think paige would be like yeah i’m doing what’s best for my daughters bc i’m like a 20yo orphan working a minimum wage job and i’m 95% sure richard is loaded (even tho he’s never even let me in the fucking house 🙄) but whatever richard has a family he has a stable home he’s clearly the better one to raise our kids oof our kids what a phrase man i have kids oh my god i have kids i have richard’s kids that’s weird. that’s weird that’s a lot. and so she sorta. i mean she doesn’t forget i mean those are her kids she just doesn’t let that fact really occupy a lot of mental real estate she’s definitely convinced herself her kids are better off without her like she’s basically a kid herself her sobriety’s still sorta on shaky ground if she’s gonna enter their lives she wants to like enter their lives as A Mom and she’s definitely not that right now. so yeah. as stated. not a lot of mental real estate. until one day she’s brewing a potion with phoebe and phoebe’s like hey can you pass me [specific potion ingredient] and paige is like making conversation like y’know i never really liked [specific potion ingredient] it smells like my ex boyfriend and phoebe’s like lmao was ur ex boyfriend a witch and paige is like 😶. will u excuse me for a moment and orbs into richard’s driveway banging the door on the montana estate like hey it’s paige matthews i know you remember me u better open up that door and let me in or i’m gonna orb in there myself and richard opens the door like did u say orb? and paige is like yeah i did gathering you know what that means were you ever gonna tell me u were a witch? and richard’s like oh my god..... how did you die? and paige is like what no i’m a witch too a whitelighter witch witchlighter if you will now answer my question and richard’s like was i ever going to tell you i was a witch and paige is like yuhuh and richard’s like no i mean i didn’t plan on it look i don’t like being a witch i don’t practice the craft it’s not something i’m proud of do you wanna go talk about this somewhere else and paige is like what does that mean and richard’s like come with me and they arrive at this cute little loft in idk the presidio and olivia’s there with the kids and richard’s like um paige meet olivia my fiance olivia meet paige my um. ex and viola and sebastian’s mom. and both olivia and paige are sorta registering each other like. oh um. hi. nice 2 meet u. when paige’s kids coming running into the living room well viola coming running and sebastian’s chasing after her in his wheelchair bc well he only has one leg and paige is like richard. correct me if i’m wrong but the last time i saw my son he had both legs right and richards like yeah i mean like you should really get to know him he’s a total trooper really creative and paige is like richard what happened to that kid’s leg and olivia’s like you should probably sit down and paige is like richard what happened and richard’s like it was an energy ball it happened when he was one and paige is like excuse me?!?!??! are you fucking kidding me!?!???!?!?!?!!?!? and richard’s like it’s this fued it’s been going on between our two families that’s why i never wanted you in the house or getting too close because it’s dangerous and paige is like IF IT’S SO DANGEROUS THEN WHY DID YOU KEEP OUR KIDS THERE? and richard just sorta blanches bc like she’s right but he’s like i mean i was worried,, or at least i thought that the twins would be witches and i couldn’t just leave you to deal with that and paige is like huh yeah interesting point tell that to our Son who lost a limb before his first birthday! and paige is like i’m taking the kids with me and richard’s like what no you can’t that’s you can’t and olivia’s like we can drop them off at your place at four where do you live and paige is like the halliwell manor and olivia who’s a history buff is like the charmed one’s house and paige is like yeah i mean that is where the charmed ones live so and olivia’s like you’re a charmed one?? and paige is like yeah and richard’s like wait what and then he’s like hey are you saying the charmed house is a safer place to grow up in than my house don’t you guys have demons attacking all the time and paige is like well richard we’ve clearly established that your house is actually very much not safe for children so uh yeah i’ll see you at the manor 4 o clock and paige orbs home and immediately finds piper like hi you’re motherly right and piper’s like okay interesting observation and paige is like do you know how to mom and piper’s like not sure what you mean by that and paige is like idk i’ve never had to be a mom before i’m not sure what i’m doing wait oh actually FAMILY MEETING and phoebe and leo also show up and paige is like yeah so uhh in high school did kinda get knocked up did kinda have twins but i left them with their dad and phoebe’s like the witch ex boyfriend? and paige is like yeah and piper’s like the what and paige is like yeah well i thought that was a good idea at the time but it very much was not the point i’m trying to make is two second graders are gonna walk through that door in like half an hour and piper’s like paige!! blah blah blah olivia and richard end up dropping off the kids the kids r like hey who are you and paige is like oh well i’m your mom nice to meet you and the kids are like cool why is your hair a different color than mine and paige is like oh because i dyed it and they’re like can i dye my hair and paige is like sure man i don’t see why not and piper’s eavesdropping in the kitchen like paige!! and paige is like what having dyed hair is cool besides we should be teaching kids to express themselves paige initially has to orb sebastian up to his room bc well stairs so like step number one becomes making sure the house is accessible to sebastian and leo gets to go back into handyman mode which he’s hyped about and phoebe frickin loves having kids around the house and like. olivia and richard end up stopping by like A Lot bc they did spent the better part of the past decade raising those kids and the twins don’t like fully get that paige is like their mom olivia’s sorta been like a mom figure to them blah blah blah the trio end up all bonding as paige gets the 411 on the feud and richard’s like i mean not to sound fucked up but and paige is like great way to start a sentence and richard’s like i mean it’s fucked up but ever since mutilating a baby the fighting has really stopped but uhh and paige is like there’s a but! and olivia’s like the fighting has stopped but the hatred still runs deep and paige is like oh is that why you two haven’t gotten married yet and they’re like yeah 😔 our families won’t give us their blessing and paige is like oh wait is that like a magical thing like you need that before you can get married and they’re like no it’s just like a normal thing you know so your family will like be at your wedding and stuff (and pay for it) and paige is like well why don’t you guys just elope and they’re like what and she’s like yeah get married and that’ll force everyone to come to the table and then you can have a real wedding later right and they’re like i don’t think that’s how it works and paige is like yeah but you might as well give it a shot cut to like x amount of time later and olivia and richard are like okay we eloped can we please bring in some charmed back up so our families don’t like incinerate us or whatever and paige is like damn i wish i could laugh at the joke but nope so yeah we’ll be there so a meeting is called at the neutral space of the halliwell manor blah blah blah they break the news blah blah blah it does take some mediation which whitelighter leo and psych major phoebe are glad to helm and you know what it mostly gets resolved blah blah blah paige trusts richard again they end up like splitting time with the kids with probably richard and olivia taking the majority of the time at their apartments away from the estates paige is sort of less of a mom that she is like a really cool aunt but the situation seems to work just fine soon enough there’s cousin wyatt to join the mix blah blah blah and so on and so forth

#charmed #💌 #paige matthews #richard montana #olivia calloway #yeah that's an interesting au a lot going on thre #a lot to be done there

[ella-se-vuelve-loca]

Tied Up And Dominated | Richard Camacho

I think the title speaks for itself lmaooo

Warnings: S M U T AND BONDAGE, language, teasing and Richard being a whiny sub (+18)

I think I’m starting to get the hang of this lmaoo don’t kill me. I’ve never written smut before so if this sucks I’m sorry sksksks I was trying to channel my inner Chelsea @cloudfiveclub ALSFASDHALKXSQH LMAOOO I HOPE I MADE YOU PROUD ILY

Masterlist

Wanna be tagged for future fics?

**

I looked at Richard as he slowly started to wake up from his slumber. “Mmm... good morning, baby.” He looked at me and gave me a smile, sleep still laced in his voice. “I - ... huh? What... What the fuck?” He tried to sit up, only for him to realize that he can’t move. He look at his hands and noticed that they’re tied against the bed frame, and gave me a questioning look. “Why have you tied me to the bed?” I gave him a small smile and didn’t say anything in return. I slowly grazed my fingers across his chest.

“No, no seriously mi amor. Why have you tied me up?” I chuckled and looked up at him. “I thought maybe this time we could switch it up... with you being on the bottom and me being on top.” He furrowed his eyebrows and laughed. “Okay yeah really funny. You can let me go now.” He pulled on his restraints and  I couldn’t help but look at his muscles. Damn, papi. And he’s all mine.

“Look I know I said I want you to be a bit more assertive in bed and you know, maybe taking the lead a bit more, but I didn't think this was quite what we had in mind.” He stated. I slowly dragged my finger down his chest and down to his stomach. “What? You don’t like it?” I laughed.

“Look okay let’s just talk this over for a bit and we can...” I traced small patterns on his abs. My fingers danced dangerously close to his v-line. “Just - just take them off, okay? Just.. ahh fuck..” I started to palm him through his boxers. His body went stiff for a second as he tried to hold in his soft moans. “Look let’s just talk about this first, okay?” I just hummed and slowly started to take them off of him until his dick sprung free.

“You know I like to be in a bit more control and this is not something that I am... used to, I guess? I mean, it’s hot and everything but.. fuck.” I brought my lips to his dick as I placed soft kisses and licked up his shaft. “Okay uh oooh oh shit..” I slowly took all of him into my mouth as I looked at him through my lashes. He’s so big.

“Oh shit mami, you know your mouth is so fucking good.” I heard him say as he once again pulled on his restraints and shut his eyes. “Fuck I wanna touch you so bad oh God.” He looked down at me and bit his lip.

“You know, I always thought that this was the way I wanted ooh to be woken up in the morning by aahh..” I started to go faster and bob my head as his dick hit the back of my throat.

“Ohh don’t cum yet. Don’t cum yet oh fuck fuck fuck..” He pulled on the ropes around his wrists. His hands turning a light shade of pink as his knuckles were turning white. “Oh shit this is so fucking hot mi amor.” I hummed and swirled my tongue around his size. His moans slowly getting louder and his whines soon filled the room. “Please go slow. I don’t wanna cum yet. Fuck I’m so close already.” 

I placed my hands on his thighs as I continued to take him in my mouth. I would alternate the speed of sucking him off. One minute going fast and bringing him right to the edge of cumming, to going slower the next and continue this pattern of teasing. “Where the hell did you get the idea for this?” Richard is not normally this vocal in bed, or this much whiny. The sound of him moaning for me was music to my ears. A “pop” sound was made as I pulled away, following with a small string of saliva from my lips to his cock. “Oh no don’t pull away no please please oh fuck please don’t stop.” I brought my hand to his dick and started to stroke him. “I’ll fucking do anything for you, just please don’t stop.” I love having this control over him. No wonder why he loves doing this to me. I brought my lips onto his dick once again. “Slow slow slow oooh fuck..”

I looked at him and noticed that his face had become flushed and his eyebrows scrunched together. “Oh my God I swear whenever I get my hands out of here oooh you’re... aahh I'm just gonna throw you to this bed and fuck the shit out of you baby..” He let out a strained chuckle. We’ll see about that.

“C’mon, if you’re gonna do this, then you’re gonna do it right. Get your mouth off of there and fucking straddle me.” I pulled away and looked at him. “Getting a little impatient, aren’t we Camacho?” I smirked and slowly brought my body more up. “Don't be a little tease, c’mon.” I straddled my body on his hips and slowly rubbed my pussy up and down against his cock. Soft moans left my mouth, but were not as loud as Richard’s.

“Please I fucking need this so bad..!” He pleaded. “Aww, you look so cute when you beg.” I told him as I grounded my hips a little harder onto his, but not letting him inside of me just yet. “Ugh I swear to fuck whenever I get out of here, oh you’re dead. Aahh you’re s-so fucking dead.” He moaned out. I stopped my movements and grabbed his dick with one hand and placed it at my entrance. 

“I’m fucking begging you. C’mon baby oohh... ” I slowly sank down onto him as his length filled me up. I leaned down and kissed him as I slowly started to ride him. His tongue slipped into my mouth and I moaned against him. He feels so good.

“Oh please don’t stop..” He mumbled against my lips. I pulled away and began bringing my body up and down against his. His cock sliding in and out of me at a quick pace. “I never talk like this. I have no idea what you’re doing to me.” I bit my lip and looked into his eyes. His hands gripping onto the ropes instead of my hair or my waist like he normally would. “Oh fuck I’m gonna cum mami. No no please don't lift off. No please c’mon I fucking need this. I need this so bad.” He pleaded as I lifted off of him for a few seconds. “Please don’t tease me like this.” I love being in control and have him a whimpering mess beneath me.

I took him back inside me and moaned out how good he felt inside of me. “S-Slow.. go slow.” He requested. I looked down and saw his dick slide inside of me. In.. and out.. in.. and out..

“I wanna cum so bad. Please let me cum.” I heard him begging for me. I leaned down and placed kisses on his neck and chest, leaving hickeys along the way. “I’ve never fucking begged you before for anything, but please just let me cum.”

Richard begging? Now that’s something you don’t get to hear everyday. “P-Please speed up. Ugh just fucking ride my cock.” My nails slightly scratched on his chest as I was getting closer and closer to my orgasm. “I’m gonna fuck you so hard whenever I get out of here.” I smirked down at him and gave him a quick kiss. “Can’t wait for that papi.” My movements started to get sloppy as I neared cumming on his dick.

“Don’t stop now. Fucking take it.” He tried to thrust up into me to gain some control, but I wouldn’t let him have it. I sped up and soon enough, I came onto his cock. My body shaking a little as my orgasm washed over me. “Ooh sh-shit...!” I felt his hot cum spread inside of me. I felt so full. 

He panted as he looked up at me. “You are fucking incredible. Please just.. just untie my wrists.” I ran my fingers up and down his chest as I contemplated letting him free. I liked having this control over him in the bedroom. It was exciting.

“Please I just need to touch you.” I couldn’t say no to him though. “I want to touch you so bad.” I reached over and undid the knots on his wrists. He quickly brought his hands onto my naked body and ran his hands all over me. “I love the feel of your body.” He leaned in and kisses my lips. It was needy and soft at the same time. He pulled away and looked at me in awe. “Where the fuck did you ever think to do that?”

I just laughed and shook my head. “I’ve had this idea for a little while now. I wanted to try it out.” I ran my fingers through his hair. “I swear that was the best wake up I’ve ever had. Better than any alarm clock actually.” He joked. We laughed for a bit as he went to kiss my neck. “If you ever wanna wake me up like that again, go right the fuck ahead.” I smiled at him. “I’ll be sure to remember that.”

We laid in silence for a few moments. “Baby?” I hummed in response. He looked down at me and smiled. 

“I can’t even move.”

**

ALRIGHTY WELL THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME EVER ATTEMPTING TO WRITE SMUT. Lmaooo I hope y’all enjoyed it! Please like/reblog and leave a comment! It’ll mean the absolute world to me!

#cnco imagines #richard camacho #richard camacho imagine #smut imagine #Richard Camacho smut imagine #I HOPE THIS ISNT SHIT LMAOOOO #THIS TOOK ME WAAYYY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD LMAO OOPS #cncowners #cnco #idek what else to tag

[diyunho]

The Joker x Reader - “Lady Silence” Part 1

Frost’s younger sister came to live with him 6 months ago; one could say Y/N is a bit of an oddball because she doesn’t talk and she doesn’t like to be touched. The Joker allowed her to help the crew from time to time without knowing that the only reason for the woman’s presence amidst them was actually him.

You could say you were lucky enough when your brother almost ruined everything with his carelessness; he didn’t do it on purpose, but it could have had very unpleasant consequences at that point.

You were working at one of The Joker’s warehouses when Frost noticed Richard behind you:  Y/N was busy sorting out ammunition from a shipment received the previous evening and perfectly aware of his presence, still she decided not to react.

Jonny took Richard’s gesture as insolence when in fact the guy was debating if he should tap your arm or not; after calling your name and being ignored, he was kind of out of options.

Your brother charged towards the clueless henchman and dragged him away from you, slamming his body against the nearest wall.

“Nobody makes fun of my sister, do you understand?!” the usually calm Frost lost his composure.

Richard was completely taken by surprise and immediately apologized for a mistake he didn’t have a chance to commit:

“I wasn’t making fun of Y/N, I swear!”

“Were you trying to mock her?” Jonny got in his face, panting with indignation. “She doesn’t like to be touched and all of you jerks know it!”

“I wasn’t, I really wasn’t!” Richard defended his actions because it was rare to see Frost in such a state and dangerous to mess with him once aggravated. The goon’s hands went up in surrender since he didn’t want any trouble. “I wasn’t mocking her, ok?”

The Joker saw the altercation from across the storage room and yelled:

“Frost, chill!” and Jonny muttered thru his clenched teeth, wishing for nothing more than to break Richard’s neck:

“Do you know who my sister is?!”

“I said chill!!” J repeated and your sibling didn’t have to look your way to realize you were unhappy with his comment. He wasn’t thinking straight and blurred out a sentence that wasn’t meant for anybody’s ears. At least not yet.

Thankfully, The Joker was too far to hear the dialogue and Richard too preoccupied with his own safety in order to analyze words said in anger by an outraged brother.

“Hey Silence, are you done there?” The King of Gotham shouted because help was needed outside to unload the trucks; he often liked to use the nickname since you didn’t talk.

You nodded a yes and stepped away from the finished chore, ready to take on the new task.

“What’s going on?” J growled as you passed by him, already in a very bad disposition. Three days earlier he dislocated his left shoulder and had to keep the whole arm in a sling; it was bothersome and certainly didn’t improve the mood.

You innocently blinked, pretending to be oblivious to the question.

“Move it faster!” he lost his patience with the quiet woman, opening the heavy metal door so she can get out. Straining himself with the injured arm wasn’t the best idea and the stiff muscles became even tighter. “Shit…” The Joker took a deep breath, the paralyzing ache making him see dark spots.

“Sir, are you alright?” someone close by asked.

“Boss, you OK?” another henchman inquired.

“Mind your own business!!” J barked and dragged his feet towards the office he frequently used as a bedroom too.

You discretely signaled Frost and you both followed The Clown Prince of Crime in his quarters; he was lying in bed and moaned in pain when he had to lift his head up to see who dared bothering him.

“What do you want?” he sneered at Jonny and his sister.

“Mister Joker, if you’re uncomfortable Y/N could make you feel better,” your older brother explained and The Joker sarcastically smirked:

“How? Is she a doctor?”

“No sir.”

“Good, because I don’t need a doctor! Get the hell out and let me rest! Make yourselves useful and aid with unloading the cargo!” he raised his voice and you approached the bed anyway. “Are you deaf, Silence?! Beat it!” The Joker pointed his finger towards the exit, aggravated you were still there. He was starting to sweat from the soreness and you knew that being feverish was an indication of things worsening for him in the next minutes.

Your sibling got out of the room first and you were preparing to do the same when J’s physical discomfort made him mumble:

“So what is it you can do to make me feel better, hm?”

You closed the door and signaled the left arm should be out of the sling. The Joker rolled his eyes and made an effort to indulge your instructions, then scoffed when he figured out the shirt had to go also.

“Do I have to be totally naked?”  

You nodded a no and ignored the sassiness, gesturing for the crabby employer to roll on his abdomen.

Once J did what you required, he sensed your hands gently massaging his shoulder blade. “Lemme get this straight, Silence: you don’t like to be touched; how come you’re touching me?”

No sounds came out of the woman that was patiently searching for a certain pressure point under his skin in order to alleviate the throbbing ache.

“Did I answer my own dilemma?” The Joker frowned.

He sure did: you touching him was different than him touching you.

“Stuck up like your brother!” he admonished, pissed Y/N was calm and didn’t seem to care about his bickering. Suddenly, The Joker felt such a sharp pain in his shoulder he thought you stabbed him. He wanted to move but couldn’t: he was completely numb, courtesy of Y/N manipulating the pressure point she found. Before J could complain some more, your thumb unlocked the pinched nerves and his erratic breathing intensified before gradually returning to normal.

The tense muscles finally relaxed, your fingers giving the body necessary relief. 

“Where did you learn to do that?” he groaned, actually enjoying the soft back rub.

Of course there was no acknowledgement from your part and he buried his face in the pillows, not understanding why he was so drained. You faintly pinched the skin on The Joker’s neck and his eyelids closed; by the time you got the third pressure point he was already asleep, yet you used it to make sure he will be out until morning time.

Frost was waiting for you in front of the room, impatiently biting on his lip.

“Did you see the birthmark on his hip?” your sibling whispered.

“Yes,” you confirmed in a low tone.

“Is it him?”

“It’s him,” you reassured and walked alongside Jonny.

“Are you 100% sure?”

“U-hum,” his sister underlined before taking a separate hallway that led outside to the south part of the warehouse while your brother paced in the opposite direction.

Once in the woods, you carefully listened to the noises: you knew they were there. Y/N walked into the darkness and the wind carried over hushed words:

“Mistress, do you need anything?”

One of your men emerged from the shadows and bowed, his black attire making him almost invisible in the murkiness.

“Master Shiro sends his love,” he clearly enunciated and you widely smiled because a confirmation wasn’t necessary anyway. 

“Next week… at the club,” you gave out the information and the man was quick to pull out his sword when one of The Joker’s henchmen patrolling the perimeter yelled:

“Who’s there?”

40 more swords came out of sheaths in the same time but Y/N raised her hand and they all went down obeying her command.

The woman emerged from behind the trees, revealing herself to a goon freaking out for nothing.

“Jesus Y/N, you scared the crap out of me! I thought it was a wild animal or something!”

You just passed by him and headed back inside, pleased that half a year of infiltrating The Joker’s gang and numerous years of research were lastly bearing a fruitful outcome.

************

One week later

The music at the club was deafening and Antoine Mercier was enjoying the strip show; the French smuggler had no business being there after the negotiations ended, yet The King of Gotham allowed him to stay nevertheless.  

“Oh my God Mister Joker, where do you find these girls?!” Antoine got J’s attention, lustfully staring at the twins leaving the stage in a hurry. The song changed and he anticipated the next vixen gracing the runway with her presence.

The Joker was bored and quite irritated with the guest that asked the same dumb question every time he liked a stripper.

“Oohhhh!” the smuggler grinned when a girl wearing a short kimono style robe appeared on the stage, seductively walking her way up towards the two guys present in the Red Room. The Joker was texting on his phone and didn’t pay attention, too busy setting up another meeting for the next day; it could have easily made him about 2 million dollars richer.

The woman hopped off the stage and Antoine tried to pull her in his embrace but she dodged his touch.

“Come’ere sweetheart, I want a lap dance!” he reached for the cute mask covering the girl’s face; she eluded him again. “I love being teased,” he winked and scratched his crotch, ogling the mysterious creature in front of him. She bent over and the smuggler couldn’t take it anymore: he tried to get up while she pushed him back on the chair, allowing him to untie her robe. A second later she slapped his hand away and her attention switched towards the green haired man.

“Not now, sugar!” J snarled when her legs popped under his nose. The girl took something out of her pocket and he still didn’t look up from his cell. “I said…NOT.NOW!”

She held the piece of plastic in front of his eyes and he couldn’t avoid glancing at it: an FBI legitimation with Antoine’s picture, the name “Frank Johnson - Special Forces Unit” printed right under.

The Joker sucked on his teeth and placed the phone on the table near him. He yanked the ID out of the dancer’s hand, his bad shoulder acting up since he didn’t keep it in a sling anymore. The woman went back to Antoine, distracting him for a few moments.

The undercover agent had no clue about the item and was wondering about it when the girl unexpectedly straddled his lap. She started grinding against him and he lost concentration, his mouth sliding down towards her lacy bra.

“How much for a night, honey?”  Antoine groped her and immediately sensed his throat being pierced by something sharp. He struggled to throw the girl on the floor without success; the knife went out and back in his flesh again, both her hands twisting his neck to the left with such ferocity it snapped.

Everything happened so fast J barely saw the short blade she took out of her messy bun; he jumped off his seat and she got up also, the limp corpse collapsing to the ground with a muffled thud.

“What the fuck is going on?”

The woman didn’t seem startled by the loaded gun pointed at her and she slowly took off her mask.

The Joker forcefully exhaled, barely containing his surprise and managed to utter:

“What’s the meaning of this, Silence?”

The silky robe glided off your frame, exposing Y/N to a confused Clown Prince of Crime. You span on your high heels and the sight of the tattoo covering your whole back made him gasp: two dragons with intertwined tails, surrounded by cherry blossoms. The ink was a work of art and also the mark of the highest rank in the Ozunu clan: the Japanese mafia owned more than half of the major cities in the country and The Joker stayed away from them. Not because he didn’t want to do business with them but because they’ve never given him a sign they would be interested in a partnership so he gave up.

And now they were at his doorsteps.

You heard the beads moving and you knew J was gone without looking.

“Sir!” the henchmen waiting outside the Red Room gathered around their boss, thinking he has important instructions. Instead he rushed by them, fuming at the thought that the man in charge of his security took him for a full: Jonny Frost was The Joker’s target and he intended to get some answers before blowing his brains out.

Y/N stayed behind in the Red Room for a few moments and soon after another woman joined; she grabbed the robe from the floor and placed it around your shoulders. You tilted your head as a thank you and she asked:

“Mistress, are we following?”

You nodded a yes and she continued:

“Are you going to change in the van? Master Shiro is already there; we can take the shortcut.”

You agreed and couldn’t deny the feeling building up in your heart: it wasn’t anxiety or distress, more like relief after almost losing hope that you’ll ever find him again.

************

The Joker kicked the door opened, mad beyond control; he was so angry he didn’t notice it wasn’t locked.

Jonny was in the middle of the living room at his house, sipping on whiskey and waiting for his boss. Like it was hard to guess knowing the lovely temper he possessed.

“You son of a bitch!” J barged in, panting with indignation. “You Goddamn traitor!” he took the gun out from his holster and Frost replied:

“I’m not a traitor, sir.”

“You’re not?! Then how do you explain your sister has the symbol of the Ozunu clan tattooed on her back?” The Joker shrieked while your brother serenely admitted:

“She’s married to their leader sir.”

J was so furious his ears started ringing:

“Is that an insignificant detail you forgot to mention??!!” he yelled and took the safety off his pistol, done with the interrogation.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you, sir,” your sibling took another sip of whiskey which prompted more outrage from a very worked up Joker.

“Are you threatening me Frost?!”

“I’m not the threat sir,” the truthful response accompanied someone’s voice coming from behind The King of Gotham:

“Mister Joker, please don’t point your gun at my brother-in-law.”

J instantly noticed a lot of movement and realized he was surrounded by a lot of people dressed in black, their faces covered in the same fabric; only the eyes were visible from behind the dark veils.

The Joker lowered his arm and turned around, facing the man that stood by Y/N; maybe in his late thirties/early forties, dressed in a traditional Japanese kimono that matched yours.

“Mister Joker, we finally meet,” your husband smirked. “My name is Shiro Ozunu and I believe you’re already acquainted with my better half,” he introduced himself while emphasizing who the woman was. “I’m sorry it took us quite some time before answering your proposal; one can’t be too careful these days.”

J was debating on the whole charade, skeptical about the unexpected encounter.

“That’s why you sent your wife and her brother to spy on me?” the spiteful tone made Shiro cut it short: he had no patience for anybody else’s outbursts except his wife’s.

“Like I said, one can’t be too careful these days! I’m here now: would you like to talk or not?”

The Joker puckered his lips, sick and tired of his shitty day:

“Maybe,” he resentfully grumbled.

****************

After four months, Monday - 6pm

“This way Mister Joker,” Frost leads the way towards the main residence belonging to the Ozunu family.

Located 3 hours away from Gotham on the outskirts of New York, the gated property is huge. It actually resembles a small village: the houses are built in the Japanese style and the sculptures decorating the vast gardens remind of the Meiji Era.

The Joker is here for the first time under the pretext of a business meeting: Shiro and his wife want him close for different reasons, not that J is aware yet.

Jonny takes a right on the path leading towards the terrace, when the sound of some kind of turmoil makes your brother shrug and the familiar noise causes him to quicken the pace.

The green haired guest is silent, mostly because he’s still irritated about his trusted henchman’s stunt. He keeps up with Frost though and when the row of decorative shrubs ends, they both see something that’s worrisome to your brother and puzzling to J: you and Shiro are engaged in a sword fight, relentlessly attacking each other.

“What are they doing?” The Joker finally bothers to articulate a sentence out of pure curiosity.

“They’re having a disagreement sir,” Jonny gulps, more and more nervous. “When they fight they don’t verbally argue; they do this.”

“Are those things sharp?”

“Very,” the short clarification makes J more interested.

Such display of skills The King of Gotham has only seen in movies; you could say he’s fortunate enough to witness a very different domestic dispute - courtesy of Shiro Ozunu and his spouse.

Your blade whooshes in the stillness and before your husband can dodge, you intentionally cut a piece of his sleeve, triumphantly snickering when it lands on the grass.

“This…this is my favorite kimono!” Shiro pants, vexed you did such a thing. He prepares to charge but he gets interrupted by a distressed Frost that can’t take it anymore:

“Shiro-san! Y/N! Mister Joker is here!”

The couple gazes at the two men, trying to regain composure; after exchanging mean looks, you put the sword down first and your husband does the same.

“Apologies Mister Joker,” your husband growls, “we weren’t expecting you this early.”

“It was a smooth drive,” J lifts his nonexistent eyebrows, bummed the spectacle is over.

“Welcome,” he is greeted by the host and you acknowledge him with a faint bow before stomping in front of the small group. Your brother runs and catches up with you, closely followed by Shiro and The Joker.

“Trouble in Paradise?” J blurs out since he’s not a sensible person.

Your husband laughs at the bold question, deeming it to be amusing instead of rude:

“Not even close. We just had a small quarrel; marriage can be stressful sometimes and you have to let out steam.”

“Is it because you’re jealous I saw your wife at the club in a skimpy bra and panties?” The Joker nonchalantly mentions as a payback for the past and Shiro pretends to brush it off.

“Careful Mister Joker; at one point I might not find your remarks funny.”

“Just saying,” J grins and has to persist with his inconsiderate observations. “I’m sure you’re afraid another man might steal her from you.”

Shiro doesn’t lose his cool but lashes out in the most elegant way possible; he’s amazing like that.

“Steal her from me?! Y/N is not an object for someone to steal Mister Joker. And I really pity the man that would dare such an affront not because what I might do, but because she would take it as unforgivable insult and she’s far more despicable than I am.”

J huffs, vexed he can’t initiate trouble while Shiro purposely stirs the conversation in a different direction:

“I trust my wife more than I trust myself, Mister Joker” and he pauses for a second. ”Did you know we grew up together?”

“Did ya’?” the visitor seems surprised.

“Yes. Her father worked for mine and they lived here. When her parents divorced, Jonny went to stay with their mother and Y/N remained here with her dad. There weren’t a lot of children for me to play with; I was the only heir to the fortune and my father kept me under strict lockdown. When we were kids, she used to come to my house or in same rare instances, I was permitted to go over to her house. As we grew up, we became pretty much inseparable. One night when we were teenagers, she didn’t make it home.”

The Joker snorts, fully aware what it means and Shiro smiles at the cherished memory.

“I’ve been in love with her since I was old enough to know what it meant. Such a shame my father didn’t understand…When he found out about us he chased her away simply because he couldn’t accept an outsider as a suitable partner for his son.”

“An outsider?” J repeats, not getting the idea.

“Y/N is not Japanese Mister Joker and my father was an old fashioned traditionalist,” your husband recalls the ordeal. “He even had an arranged marriage in mind for me. Can you imagine in this day and age to be told whom you should love?!”

The Joker lifts his shoulders up, ignorant about the subject. What would he know about love anyway? Probably nothing.

Shiro reprises his story, upset the details are making him remember the struggle:

“Y/N’s dad continued to work for my father and she was forced to move with her mother 60 miles away. It wasn’t far, yet I was under surveillance 24/7 and couldn’t escape. After a month of being apart, she showed up at the gates, begging for the security to let her in; she walked all the way here because she missed me. One of the guards went and told my father and you know what he did? He sent 6 experienced fighters to teach her a lesson which translated into beating her to death. Who would do such a thing?! Unleash a group of assassins against a defenseless 19 years old girl that just wanted to see the boy she loved…”

Your husband dwells on his thoughts and J is surprisingly immersed in the topic:

“Obviously she survived,” he gives a hint he’s waiting for Shiro to reprise the dialogue.  

“Not thanks to me,” the leader of the Ozunu clan gathers his long hair together and brings it to front on the left side of his body. The wind blows it back over his shoulder again and he sights, frustrated. “A friend of mine, and like I said I didn’t have too many due to my imposed social status, came to tell me Y/N was here and that my father ordered her demise. He knew he will get in big trouble, but he still risked his life and told me. He also helped me sneaked outside the property and I ran away with Y/N. My dad was mad beyond control and disowned me; I really didn’t give a damn since I had what I wanted,” Shiro proudly states. “The next five years weren’t easy, but Y/N’s mom took as in. My father sent messengers on a monthly basis, promising that if I abandon my stupid ambition it will all be forgiven. Since when loving someone is stupid ambition anyway?!”

The Joker doesn’t answer the rhetorical question and ascends the steps leading to the covered terrace where dinner awaits.

“When I was 26 and Y/N 25, we got married. Later that year I received the news of my parent being severely ill. I was an outcast, yet the thought of leaving everything to someone else besides his own flesh and blood made him reconsider his decision regarding the estranged son. I suppose him being a traditionalist led to something good for once… First, Y/N wasn’t part of the deal: he wanted me to divorce in exchange of the empire. But given the situation, I twisted his arm and got what I wanted: I was allowed to come home with my bride. Please take a sit Mister Joker,” Shiro encourages J since they reached their destination.

A small table is set under the canopy with several dishes, chopsticks and regular dinnerware next to the plates.

“I hope you like the food Mister Joker,” your brother makes small talk and his employer groans:

“I like Asian food or did you forget that?”

You start picking shrimp from your platter and move it over to Shiro’s since that’s his favorite. He might be on your shit list for the moment but you still love him.

The chat resumes and you quietly listen when suddenly Shiro’s chopsticks pop up in front of your mouth: an oyster for his wife, which happens to be her favorite. You accept the peace offer and chew on the morsel, still not looking his way.

The Joker keeps on eating and scans the furniture scattered around the patio, inspecting the various framed pictures.

“Is that you?” he gestures towards the image closest to him depicting two young men and a girl.

“Yes, I’m the one with the blue kimono and the girl is Y/N. The other guy is the friend I told you about earlier: an orphan my father took in and used as a currier. After he told me Y/N was here to see me, he disappeared. Over the years we tried to find him but he just vanished from the face of the earth; I’m certain my father did something to him.”

“He’s probably dead then. Why are you still searching?” J yawns, rather exhausted after the long drive.

“My wife is alive because of him and we are together because of him; I wish I could repay his loyalty,” Shiro explains. “He knew he would be severely punished but he still helped us.”

“Hm,” J puffs. “Good luck then.”

***************

The Joker is spending the night and after finishing dinner he was taken to the guest house near the main Ozunu residence.

You just took a shower and crawled in bed by your husband, debating if you should say anything.

“…Shiro… are you awake?”

He wiggles a bit and switches his position so he can face you, not having any objections when you take a strand of his long hair and twist it around your fingers.

“…I’m sorry I ruined your favorite kimono…” you apologize for what you did a few hours ago.

Shiro scoots over towards you and pulls you in his arms, pouting.

“It’s ok, I have so many…”

“But that was your absolute favorite…” the regret in your voice makes him cringe. You caress his face and whisper:

“He didn’t recognize us…”

Your husband kisses you and frowns:

“Do you think he’s faking it?”

“No, he’s not faking it. He doesn’t remember anything…” you sulk and the teary eyes disturb your spouse more than it should. What better way to improve the mood than using a silly request?

“Hey Y/N, you know what? Will take everything as it comes, but in the meantime you should seriously think about how to compensate me: either we make out and then we make love or we make out and make love in the same time.”

You burst out laughing at his antiques, having a difficult time choosing:

“Take your pick !”

While the couple is reconciling from the fight they had earlier, The Joker is getting ready to go to sleep. He drags his feet on the carpet, studying the exquisite decorative items adorning the bedroom. He stops in front of the picture placed on top of the fireplace, recognizing a duplicate copy of the image he asked Shiro about at dinner time.

J glares at the frame, still not realizing that the 20 years old young man that joined Shiro and Y/N for a group picture almost two decades ago is actually him.

Part 2: diyunho(.)tumblr(.)com/post/183207279431/the-joker-x-reader-lady-silence-part-2

Part 3: diyunho(.)tumblr(.)com/post/183762832056/the-joker-x-reader-lady-silence-part-3

Also read: MASTERLIST

diyunho.tumblr(.)com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist

#the joker x reader #the joker fanfiction #the joker imagine #the joker #the joker jared leto #joker #joker fanfiction #joker suicide squad #the joker suicide squad #mister j #Mistah J #Mr.J #dc #DC comics #dcu

[roadsiderose]

Huckleberry Finn and the Missing Prince

I read the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn when I was a kid, and I think I liked this book more than the one on Tom Sawyer. I chuckled reading this theory for the first time, it brought back memories of the book. 

This post was originally posted on the reddit forums by /u/wren42. I scour the forums for posts like these, that show the literary or historical significance of plotlines, characters. Here it is...

Introduction

A while back there was a post about our favorite subtle allusions in ASOIAF, and I mentioned Huck Finn. A few posters were curious to see a longer writeup of the parallels -- so here it is. =)

The chapters detailing Aegon’s travels on the Rhoyne have often been noted by astute readers as containing references to another famous river trip - Mark Twain’s “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”

There are obvious parallels in narrative and the imagery GRRM chooses: Young GrifFinn wears an iconic straw hat and travels down a river on a barge having adventures.

If these similarities weren’t blatant enough, GRRM drops this bit in ADWD:

The Upper Rhoyne was full of snags and Sawyers, any one of which could rip out the Shy Maid's hull. Griff did not want to hear it. What he wanted was Volantis.

A sawyer is an unusual and archaic word -- “a fallen tree stuck on the bottom of a river, where it constitutes a danger to boating” -- it’s also of course the name of Huck Finn’s partner in crime Tom Sawyer.

Most people assume the connections stop here, and that these cheeky winks are just a cute cosmetic reference, like the Wheel of Time or Harry Potter easter eggs.

However, when you dig deeper into Huck Finn, you can find connections to a popular tinfoil subplot:

**I believe Young Griff’s similarity to Huck Finn is actually an intentional subtextual clue to his Blackfyre lineage. **

The story of Huck Finn contains thematic and narrative elements that GRRM may have purposefully drawn from in crafting the Blackfyre subplot. George is known to do this - he draws heavily from English and French history as well has various mythologies both for world-building inspiration and specific plot points. I believe that GRRM included the Huck Finn references because he was amused by the cleverness of the thematic parallels with the Blackfyre story.

"The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" isn’t just the story of a kid floating down a river -- it features mistaken identities, blood feuds between two aristocratic houses and the extermination of the male bloodline of one, and a pair of con artists who falsely pretend to be royalty "the duke and the king" and put on a mummers show to scam money. These themes are reflected as in a dark mirror in GRRMs secret fAegon Blackfyre subplot.

The False Nephew

The core conceit of the blackfyre conspiracy theory is that fAegon is not the long lost son of Rhaegar, but in fact a descendant of the bastard Blackfyre line, found by Varys or the Golden Company(depending who you ask), and put forward as a pretender in order to hijack the throne.

So how is Finn similar to fAegon?

Both Young Griff and Finn falsely pretend to be the Nephew of an influential family to cheat them.

Huck Finn’s plot is rife with cases of mistaken identity, disguises, con-men, and pretenders. However the most notable is his identity swap with the infamous Tom Sawyer. Near the climax of the story Finn arrives in a distant town and insinuates himself into a wealthy family by pretending to be the Nephew of Aunt Sally and Uncle Silas Phelps. He uses this position to help effect the escape of his friend Jim from slavery.

Why does this matter?

The true Aegon would be Daenerys’ nephew -- but Young GrifFinn isn’t truly her nephew, he’s a fake. The mistaken identity in Huck Finn is paralleled in fAegon’s false claim and attempt to steal the throne from Danny.

And this isn’t the only such clue -- Huck Finn features other cons and pretenders, even some who claim, laughably, to be nobility.

Noble Pretenders and Stolen Inheritance

In Huck Finn two con artists “The Duke and the King” pretend to be royalty and perform various stunts to rob people.

They introduce themselves as the long-lost heirs of noble houses, one to the Duke of Bridgewater, the other as the Lost Dauphin, the King of France Louis XVII.

Louis XVII’s actual history is of keen interest here, and with it we start to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

History of the Lost Dauphin

During the French Revolution, where the long standing dynastic monarchy was overthrown, Louis XVI was imprisoned and executed. Louis XVII was actually the second son of the king, but his elder brother had died leaving him as heir apparent.

Little Louis-Charles was technically recognized as King by the nobles but never ruled and was kept imprisoned by the new Republic government. This is where the conspiracy theories start to spring up.

Immediately after his father’s death, plots were hatched to free Louis-Charles from confinement, but these came to nothing at the time, and eventually he died of illness in captivity under mysterious circumstances -- it being suspected that his doctor was murdered by poison. However, popular theories abounded in the day and for many years afterward of conspiracies to smuggle the child out of confinement in the Temple tower. They proposed that the autopsy and burial records had been falsified, and that in fact the boy had lived and been spirited away.

Rumours abound and when the monarchy was restored some 20 years later, hundreds of claimants pretending to be the “Lost Dauphin” came forward to attempt to take the throne.

GRRM The Histrogrifter

This is perhaps one of the most famous stories of a lost prince in European history, and GRRM would certainly have studied it in preparing his narrative around the Targaryen Restoration. It’s well established that he based the history of westeros on English and French history and this plot could not have been overlooked.

Thus, the appearance of a Dauphin pretender in Huck Finn can be taken as something GRRM would have noted, given he’s included references to Huck in fAegon’s chapters. Here is an obviously false claimant pretending to be the long-lost heir of a royal bloodline whose throne is about to be restored - a juicy intrigue to parallel in his own story!

And indeed, in fAegon we have an heir presumed dead after a revolution, only to supposedly have been spirited away by Varys during the sack of King’s Landing, and appearing later as a false claimant when the original line is restored. The similarity to Louis Charles is stunning.

Scammers, Swindlers, and Mummers

The antics of the “Duke and the King” provide the basis for other allusions in ASOIAF as well.

Later in the story the group arrives in the town of the primary target -- a recently deceased nobleman who has left a large inheritance to his daughters. The “Duke” pretends to be the missing heir of this nobleman to swindle the Heiresses of their fortune -- again paralleled by fAegon’s royal pretensions attempting to steal the Iron Throne from Daenerys. But of course, the Duke, like fAegon, is a fraud.

The two con-men engage in a variety of schemes, one of which involves putting on a play -- or mummer’s farce, if you will -- entitled “The Royal Nonesuch” -- ie a play about false royalty. The play is a bawdy flop and complete ripoff of the town’s populace, and they eventually have to flee for their lives or risk being hung.

These themes are also hinted at in the Duke and King’s theatrical fumbles -- in addition to the “Royal Nonesesuch” the pair practices scenes from Romeo and Juliet, Richard III, and Macbeth, the former of course being the archetypal tale of feuding families (which we will revisit shortly), while the later two are again stories about wars to usurp a throne.

These theatrical elements have been worked into AOSIAF via references to fAegon as the “Mummer’s Dragon”, and parallels in his story to those of Richard and Macbeth. It has been theorized that, just as the townspeople turn on the Duke and Dauphin when they learn the truth, the people of Westeros will turn on fAegon when his false identity is revealed.

Family Feud and the Extermination of a Male Bloodline

So we’ve established the falseness of fAegon’s claim, but how do we get to the Blackfyres, specifically?

The answer comes from another conflict Huck stumbles upon during his adventures.

The Blackfyres were a branch house of the Targaryen dynasty, started from a bastard line. After the wars that settled the legitimacy of their claim, they retreated into the east, and ultimately the male bloodline was believed to have been wiped out. Did GRRM draw inspiration from Huck Finn for this part of the story as well?

Huck Finn’s parallel to the Targaryens and Blackfyres comes in the form of the conflict between the Shephersons and Grangerfords. These two bitter rival families are engaged in a 30 year blood feud, and Huck quickly becomes entangled in their war. Notably, the Grangerfords have a son Huck’s age who he befriends, and is then shocked to see gunned down in a firefight. Like the Blackfyres, the males of the Grangerford family are wiped out, ending the feud. This section can also be seen as an additional reference to Romeo and Juliet, as the final confrontation is kicked off by a forbidden tryst between children from opposing families.

If GRRM is drawing on Huck as a model for fAegon, then this conflict should play a prominent role in his story. fAegon should be not just a royal pretender, but a pretender tangled up in a long standing blood feud between two aristocratic families -- the Blackfyres and Targaryens.

One other subtle hint in Huck Finn supports the idea that fAegon is from a bastard royal line.

During their elaborate plot to break Jim out of captivity, Huck and Tom form a secret nation, complete with a royal coat-of-arms. Among the many superfluous and conflicting components of the crest, Tom insists they include a "bar sinister" -- the mark of a bastard line.

Finn and the Future

So we’ve established a strong connection between Huck Finn’s narrative and the Blackfyre subplot in ASOIAF -- but what might these parallels say about the future of fAegon’s story?

At least two plotlines from Huck Finn appear to be relevant here.

The ending of Huck Finn centers on the plot to free Jim from slavery out from under Tom’s Aunt Sally (which, you recall, parallels Danny as fAegons ‘aunt’). Tom hatches an absurdly complicated plan based on his ideas from romantic adventure stories.

This romanticism is reflected in Young Griff’s naivete and impulsiveness, traits that will likely lead to his downfall. In wanting to live out his romanticized vision of a great Conquering King, fAegon will be led to make unrealistic and foolish decisions. fAegon’s ultimate fate will likely be failure and defeat, brought on by his own naivete. Like Tom and Huck, he will act based on how he imagines a romanticized story would go, rather than on the practicalities of the situation, and in the end will be betrayed by the cold hard reality.

The second portion of Huck Finn that may become relevant is the fate of the Duke and King when their frauds are discovered. In the case of the “Royal Nonesuch”, they are run out of town at risk to their lives when the people discover they’ve been swindled.

It’s quite possible that fAegon’s claim will be delegitimized in some way, and the people of Westeros will turn against him. Where they first hailed him as a hero, once his true identity is discovered they will resent being duped and rise up against his claim.

How might this happen?

As a final spurious bit of tinfoil- in attempting to identify the true identity of the Duke after trying to steal the girls’ inheritance, the town is forced to exhume the dead brother’s body for evidence. While we can’t say for certain this detail would have any bearing on GRRM’s plot, it could perhaps be read as a hint about the identity of some trueborn heir in a certain crypt…

Were several claimants to all argue for their legitimacy, it would be a beautiful and subtle allusion on GRRMs part to mimic Huck Finn again in the conclusion of fAegon’s arc, and have Jon emerge as the true heir as a result of evidence exhumed from the Crypts of winterfell.

Thanks for your attention, I hope you enjoyed this little literary float trip. =)

#ASoIaF theories #asoiaf #young griff #huckleberry finn #tom sawyer #mark twain

[faerietaled-archived-blog]

doreile, caetain, and uh what else do we got. if u got it in u swing a bat and do what it lands on

okay so i’ma do doreile and then put the rest under the cut! 

doreile

who asks the other on dates: dori! éile does too but the dates are more his thing. she does a lotta gifts and touchiness and he likes to get her outta the house so that she doesn’t go crazy n he just likes. goin and doin things w her i reckonwho is the bigger cuddler: éile! she initiates it and once he gets used to it he always welcomes it. she just likes to have physical contact, even if it’s just the smallest thing. she likes being sure that it’s not just a dream. just flat out lying on top of him and closing her eyes and doin nothin is her favwho initiates holding hands more often: éile is touchier but i do feel like dori holds hands more! i think he just really likes it. i feel like it’s calming for him n there’s just somethin real nice about her letting him hold her tiny, soft lil hand in his big, rough one and like his whole hand swallows her but it feels just rightwho remembers anniversaries: éile better than dori but he’s not bad at it! he’s really sweet about their anniversary actually he knows it means a lot to her bc she never thought she’d get anything like what they have who is more possessive: i think éile?? it comes from a spot of being absolutely fucking terrified to lose him. she feels guilty for it but she does get possessive. she won’t act on it too much tho she’ll just stew. i’d WANT dori to be possessive tbh and i think lala would enjoy it as well but i know for a fact she’d have a hard time w this who gets more jealous: i would say éile again but i think i could also see dori being a bit jealous?? like i feel like he would start feeling unworthy and stuff more than jealous but. i could see it for both of them! but not super intensely. and dori would just feel crappy he wouldn’t do anythin (except maybe Sexy Times later) who is more protective: éile. she will fuckin destroy anyone that upsets him and god fuckin help ya if you HURT dori oooh boy- not to say that dori isn’t protective but he is so in a way that involves sheltering her rather than destroying people sdhgjfwho is more likely to cheat: um neither? they’re a pretty loyal pair and just… they wouldn’t. god, they just wouldn’t everwho initiates sexy times the most: oHOHOOOO they’re both fuckin horny on main who are we fuckin kiddin here like. You Know Matthew. You Know. although i’d reckon dori might feel worried he’d be pressuring her if he asked so he probs is thinkin bout it n lala just rolls her eyes and tackles himwho dislikes PDA the most: dori. éile is v touchy w him she just doesn’t realize it all the time. she has no problems with smoothin him rather intensely in public bc she’s an impulsive lil bitch and that’s her Mans! she’s gonna kiss him if she feels like it who kills the spider: why do i feel like it’s éile? i reckon neither of em care too much who asks the the other to marry them: dori- éile would want to be asked and she’d be way too terrified to do the asking who buys the other flowers or gifts: éile!! dori does for sure but she just. fuckin bombards the poor man. he has never lived down her bringing him roses at work one time. she mostly writes him cute lil notes thowho would bring up possibly having kids: both! by accident tho. they’re both too nervous to purposefully say anything i think and they’d just push it aside afterwardwho is more nervous to meet the parents: i think dori? éile knows richard’s kind of a dick and therefore is less nervous and more confrontational feeling i thinkwho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: dori tries to but éile argues that he’s to big and throws shit at him when he tries to pick her up to move her (they always end up on the couch or in bed together anyway) who tries to make up first after arguments: both of them are p good about this BUT dori wins more on this one. éile feels her emotions REALLY strongly and it’s really hard on her when they fight plus it’s hard for her to calm them down enough to like. be logical and start talking it out. dori goes to her and then they sort it out, quiet and calm, from therewho tells the other they love them more often: tbh i feel like they both show it a bit more than they say it, but éile feels the need to say it more (despite how that kinda scares her). she’ll say it after every rough time p much. just to make sure that he knows i guess

caetain 

who asks the other on dates: cael! étaín like never leaves her house (and her kids) so he makes it his mission to get her out and living life morewho is the bigger cuddler: neither of them are cuddly per se but cael is more touchy with her. étaín is more hesitant about it and has to be eased into physicality more who initiates holding hands more often: i feel like they both just grab each other all the time bc they’re constantly on edge and tugging each other away from dangers and whatnotwho remembers anniversaries: étaín but she won’t admit that she doeswho is more possessive: cael. no man who even looks at her for too long is safe, as says my gut who gets more jealous: étaín (her name even means jealously lmao). she hates the idea of him with anyone else. it drives her mad, she’s kinda awful about it tbh. she can’t help it he’s all she has in a sense. the only link to a real life, her only chance at something like love and maybe happiness one day (but that’sa  fool’s dream, isn’t it?) for now he makes her feel alive and she doesn’t want to share that who is more protective: oh they’re both extremely protective… but cael is used to hurting people and étaín is used to defending people (her kids) so maybe étaín? don’t poke the mama bearwho is more likely to cheat: cael. he has more opportunity and i feel like he doesn’t wanna get too attached to her so…who initiates sexy times the most: i feel like it’s pretty damn equalwho dislikes PDA the most: both of them!! but esp étaín bc she’s divorced and has kids who kills the spider: both of them. with like 1200 weapons just fuckin thrown at the corner the spider is in. with deadly accuracywho asks the the other to marry them: it’d be étaín and it’d be very difficult for her to- in her mind- beg a man to marry herwho buys the other flowers or gifts: cael. the one nice thing the bastard does (jk). he probs brings her stuff from his travelswho would bring up possibly having kids: neither. étaín has two already and cael doesn’t strike me as someone who’d want a kid, esp given his line of work. if a kid were to happen it’d be an accidentwho is more nervous to meet the parents: i’d reckon both sets of parents are dead but if they WEREN’T it’d be étaín funnily enough bc she’d worry a lot about what they’d think of her being divorced and already having kids etcwho sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: cael. as fuckin if étaín would let him in her bed when she’s pissed at him lmaowho tries to make up first after arguments: i would’ve said étaín BUT she is absolutely HORRIBLE to deal w when she’s angry like it’s intolerable so i’d reckon cael would end up trying to make amends first bc her being angry is hell for the rest of the word who tells the other they love them more often: hjsdfgj fuckin neither of them!! these two are absolute fuckin messes and i’d guess they just leave it unsaid a lot. like “i presume you just know this.” i could see them saying it when they’re fighting tho. like yelling angry etc

and what the hell i’ma do tate and sef too! tasef! 

who asks the other on dates: both do! they’re v equal on this front n it’s v cutewho is the bigger cuddler: tate do i even need to go into detail about this you know how sweet and touchy tate is who initiates holding hands more often: sef! i feel like that’s his way of being more tate-style affectionate (and also making sure that tate doesn’t run off and blow something up) who remembers anniversaries: again sef… sorry sef. tate’s a scatterbrain and he always has a lot going on and a lot to remember. he never knows what day it is unless he’s told who is more possessive: tate. mostly outta insecurity but also he’s kinda clingy anyway… who gets more jealous: tate? sef doesn’t seem like the jealous type who is more protective: tate is SUPER protective i mean he’s had éile to protect all his life, right? he’ll protect anyone but himself p muchwho is more likely to cheat: i’ma say a strong neitherwho initiates sexy times the most: hmm idk! who dislikes PDA the most: sef. tate is ALLLL over that shit! all over it. handsy bastardwho kills the spider: sef bc tate can be a fuckin wimp and he would not shut up about the spider until it was deadwho asks the the other to marry them: sef bc tate would be terrified that their relationship isn’t actually all he believed and he’d get a no. he’s afraid sef would realize that he’s not worth it etc who buys the other flowers or gifts: tate like TAAATE! he loves that shit, loves spoiling people and doing cute stuff and spoiling his bf who would bring up possibly having kids: both, i think! maybe sef more bc tate’s insecure- tate would just LIGHT UP whenever it happened like god i’m makin myself emowho is more nervous to meet the parents: tate. he thinks he’s a whole ass mess (which he only sorta is and he’s v loveable)who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: i feel like tate just fucks off to éile’s? idkwho tries to make up first after arguments: sef. tate gets SUPER wrapped up in his feelings and it takes him awhile to sort through emwho tells the other they love them more often: tate. he just does it without thinking. it’s basically a reflex to him after the first time. he’ll say it in response to anything if he’s not paying attention lmao 

#ship; into your darkness i'll shine a light #ship; étaín x cael #ship; tate x radames #ask game #ask meme #i will come up w ship tags soon i promise #fyrebranded

[swearronchanel]

Who let me watch 5.06?

I should be doing an assignment that’s due tomorrow but ya know due tomorrow means do tomorrow. Lol I know I should be ashamed to be a procrastinator but university has ruined me anyway. I’m tired from literally going to one lecture haha, but in any event I’ve been rewatching mad men for the who knows what time but I thought I’d take a break from all that and watch an episode of CtM & @flyingnonny inspired me to do a reaction post so why not? I decided on 5.06 since last Sunday’s episode reminded us of that camping trip 😂😂  here goes nothing.. 

*skips intro bc I’m impatient*

Cute community moment ☺️

TRIXIE😍 slaying my life

Shelagh looks so good too 😍 and Angela melting my heart!

Why is shelagh forever wearing cardigans? I like cardigans every now and then but all the time, really?

Everyone is sitting outside, Trixie is in a sleeveless dress, as is Barbara, so it has to be warm?? take it off Shelagh

She’s still my bby though even if I don’t always agree with her fashion choices

what gross vejo pinching Trixie’s ass? That’s not ok

And Babs too lmao, creepy old man, die

Shelagh saying “hello dear” aw

But this is like the only interaction between Shelagh and Trixie & that does not suffice !!

ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO HAVE AN ACTUAL FRIENDSHIP IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE SAID IT I REALLY Want it😭😭💕💕 my two fav bbys

I HAVE EVEN GIVEN REASONS WHY & I CAN GIVE THEM AGAIN ***        1) Why not?? Shelagh has like no real friends besides her husband and sort of Sister Julienne?                                                 

 2) just please, because I’m asking nicely                                                     3) When Shelagh was Sister Bernadette she was often friendly/ in the gossip and conversation with the nurses & remember that one time Trixie grabbed her to come listen to Jenny’s phone conversation?               

4) Trixie was the only one besides Sister Julienne to visit her in the sanatorium. That has to count for something!                                             5) They’ve both been on the show since day 1 & have known each other the longest (besides the nuns) why wouldn’t they be friends or least actually speak to each other?

Aye this is the lady who’s fake pregnant

Shelagh wearing earrings though >> here for it

Sorry there will be a lot of gushing over Shelagh and Trixie

And also I WANT TRIXIE’S HOOP EARRINGS SO BAD, where can I find them??

And how do I get her clothes and figure and her everything lol?

PHYLLIS ! My champion

“Would it have killed you to sit down for five minutes and eat the whole thing!” I LOVE HER, SHE IS A GEM, A HERO, A BADASS & IM NOT READY FOR SUNDAY. IM GOING TO BAWL WITH AND FOR HER

she deserves the best

I think this is the only time I’ve ever heard Trixie address Shelagh by her first name?? a prob.

They need to interact more 😭💔💕😍 I will stop saying it when I’m dead even then I’ll prob say it

Actually when I think of it no one ever calls Shelagh by her first name besides obviously Patrick? And Sister Julienne

#MoreShelaghAndTheOtherNursesInteracting2k17aka1962

And I need at least two seconds of them dotting on pregnant Shelagh

Helen looks so good like goals

“I threatened to put one man over my knee but that only encouraged him” HA IM DEAD NO KINK SHAME

I think there’s been a similar joke before but fuck it it’s still funny to me

But seriously everyone loves Trixie lol how could you not though?

Hey Pats, it’s been a while

Lol omg Tim in that uniform.. Not the best costume 😂😂

Never seen Whistle Down the Wind

But you see, Tom and Babs making out as usual, I’m not knocking it lol but this is why Sister J told her to chill when they went to South Africa😂

also lowkey jealous bc Jack Ashton is handsome af and that could’ve been me but it’s all good. He and Helen are adorable together and I’m here for it x10000

Omg I forgot this lady got assaulted

Oh shit I just remembered this is the episode where sister MC is attacked FUCK WHY DID I WATCH THIS

she can’t report it bc she’d get arrested for soliciting wtf

But remember Shelagh wore the headbands in like series 3 (so glad she stopped I was not here for it)? They must’ve gave them to Babs lol

I forgot Trixie didn’t tell the nurses about AA yet

But she looks gorgeous as ever, even with her mascara running

Lowkey nauseas looking at all that fish ugh. Funny becuase they put a grocery store that has a fish market on the block up from where I live in NYC and I hate it  

I forgot about Peter lol and he was in an episode this series whoops

LIKE WHERE’S YOUR WIFE LOL, *I know, too busy for this, I don’t think she’d fit in the series anymore anyway*

Sister Mary Cynthia 😰❣️

Lol she doesn’t sing loud enough ??

Sister Julienne is so cute when she smiles but don’t forget she’s a badass

REMEMBER THE AGGRESSIVE JACKET FLAP BC OF THE IRRITATING SISTER URSULA

How did this girl hide her pregnancy though?

And did her brothers just not realize she was pregnant and the mother wasn’t?

Oh jeez my cousin was a colic-y baby and my parents kept him like 3 days a week when I was in high school & it was a nightmare. I didn’t sleep for so long

Dont get me wrong I love babies. But when they scream when I’m trying to sleep, nope. Return to sender.

Shelagh is so excited about camping it’s the purest and most adorable thing 😭😭And I like her shirt  

Shelagh made Tim copy the napkin folding from a magazine, SHE IS A GEM

“We never have serviettes on a weeknight” wtf did they just not use napkins every day? I’m confused Lmaoo. What am I missing here 😂omg that reminds me of one of the times my family and I went on a cruise (2006, hella long time ago already wow?? 11 yrs yikes) and my brother & cousin were late to dinner and lied to my mom & aunt saying they were at a “napkin folding class” & my family deadass believed it up until 2 years ago😂

Shelagh’s accent is so cute. I’ve said that many times but it’s so sweet. But again why do we just have to accept she’s Scottish with no context as to how/why she came to England? Like I’m sure there were convents in Scotland. I dont even care that much I just will forever be curious as to why it seems she had no life before she got married lol? Like they don’t ever bring up the fact she was a nun, but ok maybe she feels awkward talking about it but what about before? 

They’re so excited it’s so precious, protect this family 😂😭💕💕

Sister MJ is fasting lol I should try it😂

Omg another dumb story, I didn’t realize today is Ash Wednesday and was hella confused seeing some people with ash on their forehead 😂😂 I should give up something for lent but idk what, we shall see. My mom gave up carbs last year & I died bc I lived at home and ate what she cooked and almost all my fav foods are carbs😂

Shelagh referred to Patsy as Patsy, I’ve only ever heard her say Nurse Mount??

lol Tim you’re what 14? you know damn well those arent* bullet holes

at least he has some of his innocence still. I didn’t @ 14

Sometimes I forget I’m gonna be 19 this year wtf. I’ve accidentally told people I’m 16 before and had to correct myself 😂😂

Patrick is excited about this holiday, boy you don’t know what’s coming 😂

HE’S GONNA ATTACK THE LADY WITH A BABY I FORGOT THAT TOO WTF

I wanna fight him

Diane’s anemic ? Or her mum is just assuming

SHELAGH IN HER CAMPING OUTFIT!! The hair scarf and trousers !! I’m so here for it 😍😭

I want to see her in another pair!! yes lets get it 1962. Probably not likely this series but hopefully next series!! Ah can’t wait

Shit this series is almost over 💔💔 but omg 1963 gonna be lit as well?!

Like the space race started/orbiting the earth, Kennedy’s assassination .. wait never mind lol I’m thinking of American History moments. but still a lot of it was crazy world news so maybe it’s mentioned?? first bond film came out in'63, petition for Tim to go take Susan whatever from around the corner to see it since we know he liked the novels

Lots of famous films came out in ‘63 so there’s gotta be some reference.

Fun fact: I love pop culture references in period drama bc I’m lame jk I’m majoring in education (to teach history)

Old news but still relevant: Phyllis’s turn on: Rolodex systems 📇

“CRANE, as in the wading bird or industry lifting equipment, whichever you prefer” LOVE U PHYLLIS, YOU CORRECT HIM

PHYLLIS’S FACE WHEN GODFREY SUGGESTS SHE CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT, IM DEAD

“I shall consider retirement when I’m at the appropriate age”  IM LAUGHING SO HARD, FUCK YEA PHYLLIS. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, LINDA BASSET IS ON THE LIST WITH LAURA AND HELEN OF PEOPLE WHO COULD PUCH ME IN THE FACE AND I’D THANK

LOL SHELAGH JUST STANDING AWKWARDLY LISTENING TO THIS CONVERSATION

“Buenos vacaciones”  I NEED MORE PHYLLIS WORKING ON HER SPANISH I LOVE IT, Ella es oro.

lol the roof rack, bet it was Phyllis’s they borrowed when they moved

PHYLLIS’S FACE OF DISGUST WHEN DR GODFREY SMILES AT HER IS ME ALWAYS

LOL THE THE NURSES & SISTER WINIFRED DYING OVER PATRICK’S SHORTS (EVen though sister W “swears she’s not looking”)

I THINK THE SOCKS AND WHITE DAD SANDALS ARE MORE AMUSING 😂😂

Poor Judith💔

It’s a vicious attack Sister J! But you don’t know it yet so I get u

Here comes summer..😂

SETTING UP IN THE POURING RAIN LOL

Shelagh and Angela being adorable !!

Tim and Patrick proud that  they set the tents up & boom it falls 😂 which is symbolic for me taking exams, I think I did well or at least decent on them and then I find out I failed by like 5 points

Nonnatus table scenes <3 😭

”I’ve seen more dangerous marshmallow bunnies“ lmao Pats this is a serious moment I shouldn’t laugh

Shelagh took off her glasses 😉😏 but fr how is Laura Main so perfect

Patrick put scotch in its lit, pass it over😏

Lol Shelagh drinking is a strange thought but I’m so here for it. Nuns can’t drink right? Idk. Imagine her drinking alcohol for the first time and just getting drunk 😂 we know Patrick and Tim are lightweights getting drunk off one beer so I assume shelagh would too😂

Damn it Patrick, you spilled your cup. Furthermore proving you’re a disaster 😭

LMAO SHELAGH’s “WTF” FACE WHEN SHE ASKS PATRICK WHAT HE’S THINKING ABOUT AND HE SAID THE ULCER CLINIC

LIKE C'MON PATRICK YOU KNOW WHERE SHELAGH WAS TRYNA GO WITH THAT😂

“And if you don’t mind my saying so, you’re not exactly Cliff Richards yourself” SHELAGH 😂😂 another great line of hers, love it

I love their playful banter lol we need more of that 😂 but lets be real series 6 has had some of the greatest Shelagh and Patrick moments so I can’t complain 😭😍

Peter and Barbara is such a unusual dynamic haha

“How is chummy?” Wait does Babs even know Chummy? I don’t even remember if they met tbh

But for real Shelagh did you really think Patrick would just forget about work completely ??

Lol Angela crying because she is petrified of squirrels😂😂and Shelagh running to her is so cute.

Why didn’t she just get rid of the *creepy* squirrel nutkin book? it seemed like they still had it in series 6 haha

rice pudding is I think the same as aroz con leche, lol it’s gross sorry

Diane’s water broke oh shit

the Turners all in the tent playing I spy bc it’s raining haha

I went camping for the first and last time this past summer w/ my sister in laws & her friends, it was awful 😂😂 I got like 100 mosquito bites that became welts, i literally slept in the car the second night & it was mid July fairly south of east coast aka it was humid and sticky af , there were wild horses that walked around..Thank God they brought alcohol cause it was a nightmare I don’t wanna remember 😂😂

ANGELA IS SO CUTE UGH & ANOTHER GREAT SHELAGH FACE😂

lol yes go to a hotel, should’ve done that from the get

So what exactly does Fred run? some civil defense thing?

She’s in labor and can’t even scream omg, I’m screaming

“They are often incorrect in their opinion” Sister MJ is a gem. I want someone to look at me the way Sister MJ looks at cake and the television

Phyllis yelling at Dr Godfrey😂

PATS’S FACE OF DISGUST IS ALSO ME

HOW DO THESE WOMEN GIVE BIRTH STANDING/SITTING UP?? AHHHH

There you are Beatrix, it’s been a while

Patsy being suspicious with the card game line lol. but when is Trixie going to find out about Patsy and Delia?

SHE RIPPED OUT HER WOMB?! WTF OMG IM SCREAMING

THIS HURTS TO WATCH AHH

Trixie and Sister MC to the rescue but omg this is wild I forgot

Fred wtf you can’t be sneaking up like that

DONT LEAVE SISTER MC ALONE TRIXIE

NOO, IM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

“There are flowers on the table, and feathers in these pillows, that’s all the nature I need to get back to” I feel you Patrick lol, I like nature but not camping

Lol remember Shelagh’s old nightgown? ah I don’t miss it. The bri nylon is such a look™ & obviously has magically powers i.e this miraculous conception.

“..or they’ve been mulled to death by squirrels” IM DEAD HAHA THAT WAS A GOOD DAD JOKE, NICE ONE PATRICK

aw the baby is so precious

Why is the operating room/being in surgery called theatre in the U.K.?? and why is the doctor’s office/practice called the surgery? so many questions from a confused American..

Sister MC by the docks😭💔 she was just chillin with God and THIS HORRIBLE MAN RUINS EVERYTHING WTF UGH

Oh no

SISTER MC JUST UNCONSCIOUS ON THE DOCKS WTF IM CRYING WHY WOULD HURT HER

Patrick even if you were there she wouldn’t have called you, don’t blame urself

it’s not your arrogance sister MC!!

“don’t you even say the word fault, do you hear me, I won’t allow it” 😭💔 it’s NOT your fault sister MC 😰

I forgot how upset/hurt this episode makes me

“The worst thing is that I actually stopped to pray…” my heart hurts

You can’t even blame her for being angry😪

Judith you’re not a bad mother!! This isn’t your fault either

Sister MJ IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER😢😢💔💔 I’m c r y i n

I SAID PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS WHY DID THEY HURT ME LIKE THIS

Everyone so quiet at the table..

ILL FOREVER BE PROUD OF HOW BRAVE SISTER MC IS FOR SPEAKING UP FOR HER AND THE OTHER VICTIMS💖😭💔

Russian prison tats??

“I thought at first it was a test of faith, but it was a test of strength. I can bear more than I ever though I could and I can bear it for others because my strength is a gift, from him..” brb sobbing

I feel so bad for Mrs Hills bc I understand she thought she was doing the right thing and was trying to protect her daughter from the stigma & judgment from having a baby born outta wedlock 😭

But damn she almost killed her & now she can’t have any more kids

“I’m a mum, mum” Aw

lol I want children (obviously not anytime soon) but if I do Ima be shook for the rest of my life. Like my kids will  be like grown & I’ll still wake up like wtf I had them?  Lmaoo

SHELAGH’S GREY DRESS >>😍

Patrick jumping on the bed was cute lol

The Turners being cute and an unrealistically perfect family together as usual

Trixie 😍off to her AA💕

“I think it’s about time I came clean..”

Im so proud of her omg. She’s come so far in 6 series 😭💖💖😭

And Patsy and Delia are supportive yess👏🏼

“New truths were being spoken at Nonnatus house, but some remained concealed. While one voice rose, striving to erase its agony in song.”

Thanks Vanessa,, The End 😭

#call the midwife #lets get it 1962 #I'm too attached to this beautiful show #like TRASH for this show #my commentaries™

[questdesign]

 "Brian Griffin",

  "prt",

  "Sad Cat",

  "9bb5f771d0d9f0a690a42ec83fd1a62c",

  "Shaq Only Smokes The Dankest",

  "Sarcastic Anthony",

  "Happy Star Congratulations",

  "Desert",

  "Foal Of Mine",

  "Evil Plotting Raccoon",

  "Fini",

  "Y U No",

  "Solemn Lumberjack",

  "Hot Scale",

  "Cereal Guy Spitting",

  "Nailed It",

  "Ed_Norton_Shankbone_Metropolitan_Opera_2009",

  "guiaracc",

  "Endel Tulviste",

  "Too Drunk At Party Tina",

  "Scumbag Brain",

  "Third World Skeptical Kid",

  "Ryan Gosling",

  "chazilwrites",

  "Evil Toddler",

  "Good Guy Socially Awkward Penguin",

  "Scumbag Muslim",

  "Shubham",

  "Shouter",

  "Im Curious Nappa",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-3po379",

  "Ill Have You Know Spongebob",

  "Pickup Professor",

  "Internet Guide",

  "Chavez",

  "b9be3da23a1c00f46d1c9fd0b90fd1d3",

  "Whisper Sloth",

  "Big Family Comeback",

  "Grumpy Cat",

  "Peter Parker Cry",

  "8e6699a3efbb0063b524c4882b48baa2",

  "X All The Y",

  "Kat2",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-1920df9",

  "Lame Pun Coon",

  "Angry Chicken Boss",

  "Jack Sparrow Being Chased",

  "Mozart Not Sure",

  "Fake Hurricane Guy",

  "Crazy Hispanic Man",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-har3xt",

  "1468629_456209774488519_1586248734_n",

  "Spiderman Laugh",

  "We Will Rebuild",

  "Google Chrome",

  "keroppi_png_by_mituesposito-d5tyrs6",

  "Hercules Hades",

  "CASHWAG Crew",

  "50fd387918817c2b0ca117c3ecd7418a",

  "Unicorn MAN",

  "yf3vwzvtbfhtoussrslg",

  "Bad Wife Worse Mom",

  "manu triste",

  "Cereal Guy",

  "I Am Not A Gator Im A X",

  "ally",

  "Money Money",

  "Screen Shot 2015-01-07 at 16",

  "890e0bf141fffc6ebb9f801068ceb7ef",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-45d3x5",

  "7554b3ab9772ae8c1e2ca529f56c49b9",

  "McMelch",

  "Good Guy Greg",

  "Contradictory Chris",

  "Since When Were You Under The Impression",

  "Boardroom Meeting Suggestion",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-18krcx9",

  "hoverboard",

  "Gangnam Style PSY",

  "You Underestimate My Power",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-11ye9g",

  "Hal Jordan",

  "Father Ted",

  "seba",

  "Good Guy Pizza Rolls",

  "Nabilah Jkt48",

  "RackMultipart20140604-5044-g0ev28",

  "cb957b74e8341aa5c7510f2cf25702ca",

  "Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin",

  "Lazy College Senior",

  "Inception",

  "f5aeb9dfa174857e17600ba44de8ac62",

  "Scrooge McDuck 2",

  "Harry Potter Ok",

  "55270737c478798338bd7705_test",

  "Epicurist Kid",

  "Nice Guy Loki",

  "Oh My God Orange",

  "167e3dca9ed0fd827c64de43955fd029",

  "star-wars-vader-force-choke",

  "Mad Moxxi",

  "Chineseman",

  "Ghost Nappa",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-dbm2ep",

  "1005937_652688038139766_2482152522369607897_n",

  "Cereal Guys Daddy",

  "Evil Cows",

  "Sad Keanu",

  "Joseph Ducreux",

  "Confused Gandalf",

  "Overly Attached Girlfriend",

  "1375260_10151739990146840_55222409_n",

  "Angry Dumbledore",

  "City Bear",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-6pszxp",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1b6000v",

  "Morgan Freeman Good Luck",

  "DoucheBag DJ",

  "042451",

  "Chaituewrwet",

  "Yuko With Gun",

  "V For Vendetta",

  "20150407105935",

  "Users and Roles",

  "380ce6ce8534d2f475406e70d6a1069f",

  "Predator",

  "Burn Kitty",

  "Romney And Ryan",

  "Kool Kid Klan",

  "Feels Bad Frog - Feels Bad Man",

  "Benito",

  "Fernando Litre",

  "Crying Because Of Cute",

  "Wrong Number Rita",

  "Interupting Kanye",

  "Rich Guy Dont Care",

  "Sparta Leonidas",

  "adventure1",

  "Philosoraptor",

  "Why Is The Rum Gone",

  "Alt1White",

  "Brian Wilson Vs ZZ Top",

  "Booty Warrior",

  "Too Kool Kyle",

  "Batman Smiles",

  "Bubba And Barack",

  "USA Lifter",

  "Scumbag Daylight Savings Time",

  "Mr T Pity The Fool",

  "Our Glorious Leader Nicolas Cage",

  "Are Your Parents Brother And Sister",

  "rocky",

  "Ugly Twins",

  "ball",

  "image3",

  "Rich Raven",

  "Mexican Pizza",

  "Buddy The Elf",

  "Foul Bachelorette Frog",

  "Joo Espontneo",

  "Arrogant Rich Man",

  "Actual Advice Mallard",

  "communism",

  "Sad Spiderman",

  "Secure Parking",

  "Laughing Villains",

  "House Bunny",

  "Legal Bill Murray",

  "camm",

  "Kill Yourself Guy",

  "Derpina",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-acshox",

  "Success Kid",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-59nsrl",

  "Blue Futurama Fry",

  "Horny Harry",

  "Bad Luck Brian",

  "Intelligent Dog",

  "Internet Explorer",

  "85177[1]",

  "Okay Guy Rage Face",

  "Overly Manly Man",

  "The Most Interesting Justin Bieber",

  "IMG_0954",

  "Angry Koala",

  "dm",

  "Bad Advice Cat",

  "stratocaster3",

  "Nickleback",

  "10 Guy",

  "Hotline Miami Richard",

  "Obama",

  "I See Dead People",

  "Perturbed Portman",

  "Aaaaand Its Gone",

  "Optimistic Niall",

  "cd3265521610dced91f43946f605add5",

  "Troll Face Colored",

  "The Most Interesting Man In The World",

  "Sexually Oblivious Rhino",

  "Lil Wayne",

  "Untitled-1",

  "Koala",

  "Pony Shrugs",

  "kermit",

  "Marcus",

  "College Freshman",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-o4668x",

  "Hipster Ariel",

  "BM Employees",

  "414210",

  "confession kid",

  "Luiz Fabiano",

  "Eighties Teen",

  "replay",

  "TED",

  "Psy Horse Dance",

  "Super Kami Guru Allows This",

  "The_Djinn_by_maeshanne",

  "Crosseyed Goku",

  "Innocent Sasha",

  "Sudden Clarity Clarence",

  "Hardworking Guy",

  "Gasp Rage Face",

  "09c230709075fa83a546558e3e0704a8",

  "photo",

  "Flavor Flav",

  "f9f4aabee3a2bb0ba9ebafc325f6d59c",

  "Scumbag Girl",

  "Chrysanthemum",

  "Gollum",

  "Scrooge McDuck",

  "I Too Like To Live Dangerously",

  "Gangnam Style",

  "So I Guess You Can Say Things Are Getting Pretty Serious",

  "Jay Knows Facts",

  "Patrick Says",

  "Spiderman Peter Parker",

  "DarthVader",

  "Barbosa And Sparrow",

  "Give me Karma - Beating the dead horse",

  "LADIS",

  "Disappointed Tyson",

  "IMG_20150513_124326",

  "Rz",

  "Advice God",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-lmf4t",

  "First World Problems Cat",

  "Matrix Morpheus",

  "Spangles",

  "horse",

  "Say That Again I Dare You",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1slgi9z",

  "Idiot Nerd Girl",

  "ghubham",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-ht8rdr",

  "appollo11",

  "Deadpool Pick Up Lines",

  "Aw Yeah Rage Face",

  "9760375277ceca119ceedbd83fa01c70",

  "Doug",

  "Are you a Wizard?",

  "Maroney And Obama Not Impressed",

  "Photogenic Scene Guy",

  "First Day On The Internet Kid",

  "Family Guy Brian",

  "Robots",

  "Molly Weasley",

  "portrait-happy-boy-heart-shape-isolated-white-background-32641622",

  "DarthVader",

  "Anri Stares",

  "2014-12-18 22-49-23",

  "Sadly I Am Only An Eel",

  "Chemistry Cat",

  "Downvoting Roman",

  "Pathetic Spidey",

  "Annoying Childhood Friend",

  "Spiderman Computer Desk",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-kk158w",

  "Cool Story Bro",

  "ArvindJui",

  "ERMAHGERD TWERLERT",

  "Why Cant I",

  "Brace Yourselves X is Coming",

  "bridge_rectifier_with_capacitor_filter",

  "Nuclear Explosion",

  "Its Finally Over",

  "Paul Wonder Years",

  "So Many Shirts",

  "Zombie Overly Attached Girlfriend",

  "Computer Guy Facepalm",

  "3fc04507ad09c7066395e6dddb15254a",

  "Super Cool Ski Instructor",

  "Yo Dawg Heard You",

  "1990s First World Problems",

  "Creeper Dog",

  "Surprised CatMan",

  "Headless Rider DRRR",

  "Alright Gentlemen We Need A New Idea",

  "icon128",

  "Larfleeze",

  "Professor Oak",

  "CURLEY",

  "Depression Dog",

  "Right In The Childhood",

  "Yao Ming",

  "Mr Black Knows Everything",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-7t9txk",

  "guitar2",

  "Matanza",

  "Tech Impaired Duck",

  "Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin",

  "Ron Swanson",

  "Rob In The Hood",

  "b4f",

  "Shut Up And Take My Money Fry",

  "Success Kid Original",

  "Bonobo Lyfe",

  "trumpmeme",

  "Saw Fulla",

  "IMG_0554",

  "Simpsons Grandpa",

  "Islam Rage - Angry Muslim",

  "Peter Griffin News",

  "0160f1bd0014cbf28b1231a0d9dd7b9d",

  "Hohoho",

  "Fk Yeah",

  "Turkey",

  "Bebo",

  "Edward Elric 1",

  "Merida Brave",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-ygvxos",

  "Fabulous Frank And His Snake",

  "Sudden Disgust Danny",

  "Hora Extra",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-90uhay",

  "Screen Shot 2015-09-15 at 3",

  "1st World Canadian Problems",

  "Babushkas On Facebook",

  "ciudadanoi01",

  "1568leo",

  "Bad Luck Hannah",

  "Joker Rainbow Hands",

  "Grumpy Cat Mistletoe",

  "Gangnam Style2",

  "Hot Caleb",

  "Table Flip Guy",

  "Pat Quinn",

  "640-Music-Live-l",

  "mel",

  "Confused Cam",

  "Beyonce Knowles Superbowl Face",

  "sticky",

  "Karate Kyle",

  "Butthurt Dweller",

  "orig",

  "Computer Horse",

  "Jersey Santa",

  "Surpised Frodo",

  "Officer Cartman",

  "What Year Is It",

  "Pope Nicolas Cage",

  "3dwallpapers7",

  "Skeptical Baby",

  "jet%20engine",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1pb0ruk",

  "LIGAF",

  "Not Bad Obama",

  "Gotta Go Cat",

  "Surprized Vegeta",

  "Ubuntu_2_0_by_monsteer",

  "Smilin Biden",

  "Gordo",

  "You Should Feel Bad Zoidberg",

  "ea8137107c6a70b25daaa4c08ac8de15",

  "Macklemore Thrift Store",

  "aa8a9832f7fa5262476c52c966221486",

  "OMG Karen",

  "Alyssa Silent Hill",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-uox4m0",

  "Castaway Fire",

  "10906062_1528543194090482_9157057770684687000_n",

  "WO_15JAN04CLA29038-04CLA29038B-04CLA29038P-20DD040115Class-100000702509b",

  "Shocked Ape",

  "MyContest",

  "Murica",

  "Advice Dog",

  "PTSD Clarinet Boy",

  "Sotally Tober",

  "1116793-l",

  "Grumpy Cat Does Not Believe",

  "Oh No",

  "Mitch McConnell",

  "Frustrating Mom",

  "He Will Never Get A Girlfriend",

  "Tom Hardy ",

  "d5ad7235a6f5369ca247d3f5c8c8638f",

  "Imagination Spongebob",

  "Pete_1825-1217",

  "kde",

  "Keep Calm And Carry On Red",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1pqh78c",

  "The Rock It Doesnt Matter",

  "Disaster Girl",

  "target",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1a4odmy",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-il8mx7",

  "b8af84b9jw1exv100495tg206p05mki0",

  "College Liberal",

  "Really Evil College Teacher",

  "I Should Buy A Boat Cat",

  "3",

  "Heres Johnny",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1fenpto",

  "Spiderman Hospital",

  "Packers",

  "Hydrangeas",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-1smni94",

  "Self Loathing Otter",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-xs2an3",

  "Stop Cop",

  "Awkward Olympics",

  "Bill Nye The Science Guy",

  "Dead Space",

  "Insanity Puppy",

  "Chubby Bubbles Girl",

  "Felix Baumgartner",

  "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU",

  "acb",

  "Lion King",

  "Grumpy Cat Christmas",

  "Kim Jong Il Y U No",

  "Apathetic Xbox Laser",

  "10694267_10205204059883818_4708968313439924615_o",

  "Mother Of God",

  "moi_paysage",

  "Small Face Romney",

  "Jon Stewart Skeptical",

  "Original Stoner Dog",

  "Drunk Baby",

  "Jesus Talking To Cool Dude",

  "Sigmund Freud",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-5gs33t",

  "Super Birthday Squirrel",

  "Harper WEF",

  "Futurama Fry",

  "ic_launcher-web",

  "Romney Bong",

  "The Rock Driving",

  "Grumpy Cat Top Hat",

  "tutub",

  "Spacey Casey",

  "Art Student Owl",

  "He Needs The Vaccine",

  "Confused Lebowski",

  "Challenge Accepted Rage Face",

  "Grumpy Cat Table",

  "Osabama",

  "RackMultipart20140604-5044-1fc3j4a",

  "Untitled",

  "Dancing Trollmom",

  "Tamou",

  "3d53427283b4b148983fe3b5ef39b84f",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1jgitbt",

  "_SP001791",

  "Forever Alone",

  "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy",

  "Beyonce Superbowl Yell",

  "Larry The Cable Guy",

  "Angry Rant Randy",

  "Permission Bane",

  "691a87b4e5b9f79980fc42c9eb044d90",

  "Hawkward",

  "Overjoyed",

  "Advice Peeta",

  "Muschamp",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1lok0nz",

  "Condescending Wonka",

  "1507908_599240923479066_689778427_n (2)",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1nm2n5l",

  "Ermahgerd Berks",

  "2nd Term Obama",

  "Samuel Jackson Glance",

  "3c42d7b81ceb1e645d00b8e437412b08",

  "Grumpy Cat Reverse",

  "Cute Puppies",

  "Dr Evil Laser",

  "Put It Somewhere Else Patrick",

  "So Much Drama",

  "George Washington",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-1r7go6k",

  "5527088a95923b9d3bae6573_test",

  "Angry Toddler",

  "Young And Reckless",

  "Aint Nobody Got Time For That",

  "Hysterical Tom",

  "Obama Romney Pointing",

  "Charlie Sheen Derp",

  "Zura Janai Katsura Da",

  "Serious Xzibit",

  "2a1208b6f611afb5c80acc8bb0c9bd2a",

  "That Would Be Great",

  "Vengeance Dad",

  "Gaga Baby",

  "Angry Baby",

  "4th_of_july-1977005-hp",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-m9jwp9",

  "Blue hills",

  "South Park Craig",

  "Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis",

  "Sinestro",

  "Rarity",

  "Minegishi Minami",

  "The Most Interesting Cat In The World",

  "Vladimir Putin",

  "Baby Cry",

  "navbarandlogo",

  "f06dea92ef79eca1f347408ca52e446b",

  "Business Cat",

  "hand-cross",

  "Coulson",

  "Memeo",

  "Scumbag MSNBC",

  "Sad Baby",

  "Happy Minaj 2",

  "johngage_sheep",

  "Metal Jesus",

  "Speechless Colbert Face",

  "X, X Everywhere",

  "guitar",

  "Darti Boy",

  "Duck Face Chicks",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-9z8fjn",

  "73cd14dd736d__1249842913000",

  "Annoying Facebook Girl",

  "6",

  "Finn The Human",

  "Chief Keef",

  "Hamtaro",

  "Derp",

  "Grumpy Cat Sky",

  "Pete_1659-1106",

  "Question Rage Face",

  "Rocket Raccoon",

  "ay0RgLW_460s",

  "fingers-crossed",

  "10154924_218379741705391_3003242657461497986_n",

  "meme",

  "You Get An X And You Get An X",

  "18f194f6bd43f243859a56fbf9668f4c",

  "Oku Manami",

  "DarthVadar",

  "One Does Not Simply",

  "Bart Simpson Peeking",

  "buzz",

  "Adalia Rose",

  "Vali Corleone",

  "RPG Fan",

  "FB_IMG_1435592666782",

  "Dr Crane",

  "794fafb6842ce8a61c5047a6ec8cf04b",

  "Ermahgerd IPHERN 3GM",

  "Premature Pete",

  "Pink Escalade",

  "Fear And Loathing Cat",

  "Friend Zone Fiona",

  "Why Not Both",

  "Storytelling Grandpa",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1dfnxsz",

  "LOL Guy",

  "Not Okay Rage Face",

  "Ciudadano Inteligente 001",

  "Courage Wolf",

  "Scene Wolf",

  "Edu Camargo",

  "Billy Graham Mitt Romney",

  "1e76b43c3d3b8f83e1313d0ae7e234fe",

  "Scumbag Miraak",

  "Keep Calm And Carry On Aqua",

  "Kyon Face Palm",

  "",

  "Giovanni Vernia",

  "Portuguese",

  "prep",

  "Yakuza",

  "dvds",

  "Screen Shot 2014-06-30 at 1",

  "Pissed Off Obama",

  "tyler",

  "710aadd0837f22bce11e17e055af19db",

  "family",

  "Money Man",

  "Green Day",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-oovprs",

  "Rediculously Well Mannered Athlete",

  "Dick Cheney",

  "Jim Lehrer The Man",

  "Pickup Master",

  "Laughing Men In Suits",

  "Criana",

  "True Story",

  "Back In My Day",

  "Onde",

  "1",

  "Tough Guy Wanna Be",

  "Travelonshark",

  "So God Made A Farmer",

  "Viking Dudes",

  "Am I The Only One Around Here",

  "Dwight Schrute",

  "Down Syndrome",

  "Lewandowski E Reus",

  "1918661_10153476723454495_4283800768318037105_n",

  "Socially Awkward Couple",

  "And everybody loses their minds",

  "Fat Val Kilmer",

  "NguoiTuoiMui",

  "Rodgers Doublecheck",

  "Grandma Finds The Internet",

  "Mr Mackey",

  "Nicolas Cage - You don't say",

  "Ace Primo",

  "Pedophile Orochimaru",

  "Felix Baumgartner Lulz",

  "Stoner PhD",

  "Torreshit",

  "Romney",

  "Hypnotoad",

  "FacebookNatureTimelineCovers8",

  "Welcome To The Internets",

  "Mamimoe",

  "sincap",

  "Tennis Defeat",

  "Downcast Dark Souls",

  "Monkey OOH",

  "Duck Face",

  "2015-02-03",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-a6dpj9",

  "c222601bd56451ab81bbe52731371f99",

  "Scumbag Minecraft",

  "Jellyfish",

  "Baron Creater",

  "passive-aggro-google",

  "Priority Peter",

  "Advice Yoda",

  "Pedobear",

  "Zoidberg Jesus",

  "Efrain Juarez",

  "Angry Chef Gordon Ramsay",

  "f936cd33ca4056556bc6359922aca32b",

  "Pothead Fry",

  "Over Educated Problems",

  "Hipster Barista",

  "7c20c296329aa8779594abd3a2a5a984",

  "Original Bad Luck Brian",

  "Hipster Kitty",

  "Oblivious Hot Girl",

  "6158720",

  "expand_full",

  "Nakagawa Haruka",

  "18360-doge-doge-simple",

  "Minegishi Minami2",

  "Bothered Bond",

  "No Nappa Its A Trick",

  "Sweaty Concentrated Rage Face",

  "Scumbag Steve",

  "Conspiracy Keanu",

  "Foul Bachelor Frog",

  "Unpopular Opinion Puffin",

  "Chester The Cat",

  "earring",

  "Casper",

  "552709065ff2aa923c8c01a7_test",

  "Gangster Baby",

  "Patrick Henry",

  "Comic Book Guy",

  "hoverboard-13",

  "3g3xw",

  "Sassy Iguana",

  "Unwanted House Guest",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-12o2ri2",

  "Net Noob",

  "Chad Johnson",

  "Angry Birds Pig",

  "Blank Yellow Sign",

  "Determined Guy Rage Face",

  "Admiral Ackbar Relationship Expert",

  "EPL 2013",

  "Woah Kitty",

  "68084_286972251414310_1379792261_n",

  "Laundry Viking",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-3abob1",

  "Mayu Watanabe",

  "Eye Of Sauron",

  "Jessica Nigri Cosplay",

  "George Bush",

  "WolframAlpha--bat-insignia--2015-03-02_1101",

  "FRANGO",

  "ZNMD",

  "Skeptical Swardson",

  "Captain Picard Facepalm",

  "Modern Warfare 3",

  "Almanacfront",

  "Sergeant Hartmann",

  "Batman Slapping Robin",

  "Scumbag Parents",

  "Malicious Advice Mallard",

  "Yo Mamas So Fat",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-2t5xo4",

  "Confession Bear",

  "Aunt Carol",

  "Batman And Superman",

  "Tomas Rosicky",

  "Blank Colored Background",

  "Bah Humbug",

  "High Dog",

  "69_Telecaster_Thinline_Natural_MZ9512841_1",

  "Skinhead John Travolta",

  "Headbanzer",

  "Harmless Scout Leader",

  "android fun 2",

  "Got Room For One More",

  "Bill Murray Golf",

  "Overly Attached Father",

  "1_m_PFU135 BIANCO",

  "Steve Harvey",

  "ransolo",

  "Insanity Wolf",

  "Ron Burgundy",

  "Gladys Falcon",

  "Baby Godfather",

  "Obama Cowboy Hat",

  "Stoner Dog",

  "Contest_Num1",

  "Bad Joke Eel",

  "Monkey Business",

  "Impossibru Guy Original",

  "Do I Care Doe",

  "Dr Evil",

  "You Dont Want No Part Of This",

  "Simsimi",

  "Empty Red And Black",

  "Engineering Professor",

  "I Forsee",

  "Penguin Gang",

  "naveen",

  "bd6ef37227dae3c98a9fc765fbeb7fea",

  "Sexually Oblivious Girlfriend",

  "1376984_818734911495478_4700380877083845614_n",

  "Time To Fap",

  "Anti Joke Chicken",

  "Shutup Batty Boy",

  "Mr T",

  "vaporwave pepe",

  "Subtle Pickup Liner",

  "badminton",

  "camera_stop",

  "iphone background",

  "Folean Dynamite",

  "Zombie Bad Luck Brian",

  "Evil Otter",

  "Forever Alone Christmas",

  "1416441578_1-45",

  "Family Guy Peter",

  "BANE AND BRUCE",

  "Eminem",

  "Hoody Cat",

  "Skype",

  "c56e1b347fa4c928f569a6c728434cfb",

  "Squidward",

  "These Arent The Droids You Were Looking For",

  "ie9 loading dialog",

  "Dwight Schrute 2",

  "Jammin Baby",

  "eed59c21f1af04c03102a481fdcd1b48",

  "Team Rocket",

  "Surprised Koala",

  "Corona",

  "14879937900f0242e35fd26a52e81686",

  "I Know Fuck Me Right",

  "I Have No Idea What I Am Doing",

  "Success Kid Girl",

  "Jackie Chan WTF",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-k6ixnk",

  "Mad Money Jim Cramer",

  "Zorg",

  "68f0a2057a57aa172e041a54f9b16682",

  "Big Ego Man",

  "Beard Baby",

  "Trailer Park Boys Bubbles",

  "Warning Sign",

  "Chef Gordon Ramsay",

  "Barney Stinson Win",

  "11423656_377734522421059_1631632763008601362_n",

  "4b38ff5a7e3b6eca12ab7dcfb19fa935",

  "RackMultipart20140603-2203-1qr3gzh",

  "Forever Alone Happy",

  "Dafuq Did I Just Read",

  "Youre Too Slow Sonic",

  "I Will Find You And Kill You",

  "DJ Pauly D",

  "KauffmanOnFire",

  "Hornist Hamster",

  "Paranoid Parrot",

  "my%20face",

  "Socially Awkward Penguin",

  "Sexual Deviant Walrus",

  "Im Fabulous Adam",

  "0dce5ad34b343ea64a8f3505201cf27c",

  "Smirk Rage Face",

  "Superior Wadsworth",

  "Steve Jobs",

  "medium_madhu-profile",

  "Will Ferrell",

  "Buddy Christ",

  "Chainsaw Bear",

  "Invalid Argument Vader",

  "OB3BXgU(1)",

  "ic_launcher",

  "9af7057f83cd2343fa3cf66e5dea406c",

  "Bazooka Squirrel",

  "Herm Edwards",

  "meme-template",

  "Lethal Weapon Danny Glover",

  "TSA Douche",

  "1intro",

  "1239714_606127186167555_203425142870197190_n",

  "skype-emoticons",

  "Computer Guy",

  "bluemix-logo",

  "Rmoney Again",

  "Idiotaco",

  "The Probelm Is",

  "011877710bbbb8aa835945c7626171fb7b7397b790",

  "Baromney",

  "Nissim Ourfali",

  "Pepperidge Farm Remembers",

  "Dat Ass",

  "Okay Guy Rage Face2",

  "Cleavage Girl",

  "Natsu",

  "Slenderman",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-cxtc2",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-8r4lu4",

  "Facepalm Bear",

  "Tears Of Joy",

  "ElasticSearch",

  "Kevin Hart The Hell",

  "First World Stoner Problems",

  "Albert Einstein 1",

  "Pillow Pet",

  "Talk To Spongebob",

  "Big Bird And Mitt Romney",

  "Not a Meme, Just Boobs",

  "Nilo",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1xfmfad",

  "one_piece",

  "Homophobic Seal",

  "johngage",

  "Chuckchuckchuck",

  "Sad X All The Y",

  "Screenshot_4",

  "Unhelpful High School Teacher",

  "Big Bird",

  "IMG_20151024_162943_1108709359",

  "Smiling Jesus",

  "Barba",

  "Close Enough",

  "Religious Couple",

  "Police Officer Testifying",

  "If You Know What I Mean Bean",

  "Successful Black Man",

  "Fat Cat",

  "The Bobs",

  "Angry Bride",

  "herz (2)",

  "Cel Jesuno",

  "Consuela",

  "3ac0f2ee33ff2caf428effb0146ff04d",

  "Captain Hindsight",

  "Grumpy Cats Father",

  "b4f_test",

  "TrinTrinGirl3-02",

  "Frowning Nun",

  "srbenda_template",

  "Look At All These",

  "Paul Ryan",

  "Troll Face",

  "hoverboard-13",

  "Patriotic Eagle",

  "Redditors Wife",

  "Slowpoke",

  "Jehovas Witness Squirrel",

  "Mario Hammer Smash",

  "Stephen Harper Podium",

  "McKayla Maroney Not Impressed2",

  "Spiderman Camera",

  "020820141295",

  "Dolph Ziggler Sells",

  "How Tough Are You",

  "Fast Furious Johnny Tran",

  "Well That Escalated Quickly",

  "26795_359708865615_1814625_n",

  "Hedonism Bot",

  "Grumpy Toad",

  "Keep Calm And Carry On Purple",

  "Confused Mel Gibson",

  "Neil deGrasse Tyson",

  "Henry David Thoreau",

  "Slick Fry",

  "High Expectations Asian Father",

  "Helpful Tyler Durden",

  "Dont You Squidward",

  "Too Damn High",

  "Ermahgerd Beyonce",

  "Liam Neeson Taken",

  "flags",

  "Hypocritical Islam Terrorist",

  "Proper Lady",

  "Guy Fawkes",

  "index",

  "Dallas Cowboys",

  "Cool Obama",

  "Okay Truck",

  "Ridiculously Photogenic Judge",

  "Little Romney",

  "Overly Attached Nicolas Cage",

  "Chocolate Spongebob",

  "Richard Benson",

  "Quit Hatin",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-1ih4wk",

  "7397134",

  "1020_1",

  "Grumpy Cat Bed",

  "Gandhi",

  "Rick Grimes",

  "Brian Burke On The Phone",

  "image",

  "Kobe",

  "download",

  "Samuel L Jackson",

  "Life Sucks",

  "Fifa E Call Of Duty",

  "Bear Grylls",

  "Ancient Aliens",

  "Simba Shadowy Place",

  "Zuckerberg",

  "airport_login_bg",

  "Scary Harry",

  "Alarm Clock",

  "Error 404",

  "Jerkoff Javert",

  "Screen Shot 2015-07-20 at 11",

  "Obi Wan Kenobi",

  "Bill OReilly",

  "Selfish Ozzy",

  "Snape",

  "You Don't Say",

  "Happy Minaj",

  "Family Tech Support Guy",

  "First World Problems",

  "Barack And Kumar 2013",

  "Alan Greenspan",

  "Justin Bieber Suit",

  "cf9dad563631d22c3c7097b6491c280d",

  "552707b1c51728b639babcf1_test",

  "11009029_10153762570419240_844218806_n",

  "How About No Bear",

  "John Riley Condescension",

  "McKayla Maroney Not Impressed",

  "Seriously Face",

  "Sad Axl",

  "Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wife",

  "Chuck Norris Approves",

  "Meme Dad Creature",

  "No Patrick",

  "9553d1b407289cccba3c0f180b1931bf",

  "Take A Seat Cat",

  "Britney Spears",

  "Ill Just Wait Here",

  "Rena Matsui",

  "Scooby Doo",

  "Condescending Goku",

  "37181ade2cb634eced9a25cca4cb111a",

  "Bad Luck Bear",

  "Ghetto Jesus",

  "RackMultipart20140604-2203-113t1ts",

  "Pickup Line Panda",

  "Sheltering Suburban Mom",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-1jlct50",

  "Art Attack",

  "1507161_10201840231302319_1561760517_n",

  "b0180e6c01210d05106a63bf75492a64",

  "Socially Awesome Penguin",

  "Unhappy Baby",

  "No I Cant Obama",

  "Futurama Leela",

  "Suspicious Cat",

  "Relaxed Office Guy",

  "Futurama Zoidberg",

  "Crazy Dawg",

  "Hello Kassem",

  "IMAG0311",

  "Kill You Cat",

  "guitar sg",

  "picture_3",

  "Kim Jong Un Sad",

  "Tulips",

  "First World Frat Guy",

  "Original I Lied",

  "Dating Site Murderer",

  "793b06e8d8adc7ac2943e3fedfe616b5",

  "Mega Rage Face",

  "Surprised Coala",

  "1507169_10152139893207070_186508695_n",

  "Reimu Hakurei",

  "Rasta Science Teacher",

  "Misunderstood Mitch",

  "uncle-ben",

  "Frustrated Boromir",

  "Manning Broncos",

  "Men Laughing",

  "1950s Middle Finger",

  "girl (1)",

  "Fim De Semana",

  "457px-bele1",

  "I Lied 2",

  "Ordinary Muslim Man",

  "Beyonce Knowles Superbowl",

  "Wrong Neighboorhood Cats",

  "Because Race Car",

  "WTF",

  "Angry Asian",

  "header_image",

  "Sexy Railroad Spiderman",

  "Redneck Randal",

  "Ciudadano Inteligente 002",

  "Sidious Error",

  "Scott Howson",

  "Albert Cagestein",

  "RackMultipart20140604-5044-2ygwga",

  "IMG_0437",

  "10527532_10203303636944188_673239364015123279_n",

  "Darth Maul",

  "Romneys Hindenberg",

  "Scumbag Redditor",

  "Joe Biden",

  "Asshole Ref",

  "Happy Guy Rage Face",

  "images",

  "Guinness World Record",

  "Big Bird And Snuffy",

  "xmas",

  "Dexter",

  "RackMultipart20140603-24114-f8m6ea",

  "Picard Wtf",

  "Rebecca Black",

  "1431515943012 (1)",

  "Questionable Strategy Kobe",

  "The Critic",

  "Musically Oblivious 8th Grader",

  "Depressed Cat",

  "Third World Success Kid",

  "Papa Fking John"

#I Love Emma #submission