I respect and understand that fish and chips will never be canon, but for me, as someone who acted Like That in middle school and was like “nooo haha guys no I’m straight I’m totally straight” and then ended up getting a huge crush on another girl in my grade and being gay as hell about it without realizing then completely COMPLETELY fumbling my interpretation of my feelings because of the whole institution of No Homo and thinking we were just besties before we ended up dating for three years in high school. for me. it is important that chip never outruns the allegaytions
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Re: the writing advice post I just reblogged + the post I made yesterday,
I think prose edits are actually my favorite part of the revision process, and advice on that front is actually more likely to be useful than advice on actual storytelling and themes.
For one, learning proper spelling/grammar/punctuation accomplishes a lot of things for the beginner writer:
It makes your stories easier to read due to fewer errors
It makes your stories more enjoyable to read because your sentence structures will be more varied instead of repetitive
The reader will be able to understand your story more easily and quickly, making them more likely to stick around
But once you have mastery of the technical rules of your language, more intermediate/advanced writers benefit from studying prose and doing line edits because
“You have to know the rules before you can break them”: deliberately breaking rules can add emotional effects to your prose, such as leaving commas out of a sentence to create a frantic, disorganized, panicked tone. However, you have to do this deliberately, understanding that such a prosaic choice involves a trade off of legibility for the sake of tone
“Showing, not telling” becomes much easier when you can insert foreshadowing, characterization, worldbuilding, chekhov’s guns, etc in the space of a sentence or even a few words as opposed to having to spell it out
Re: breaking rules on purpose, you start to understand how to strategically use incorrect/awkward/odd prose to make dialogue seem more realistic or to hint at things like characters lying, being indirect, or hiding their true feelings
The more you pay attention to your own prose, the more you start noticing sentence structures and words that you overuse, which allows you to make a deliberate effort to improve your writing.
If you want a good book to teach you some of these intricacies of craft, I highly, HIGHLY recommend Janet Burroway’s “Imaginative Writing: The Elements of Craft” for a chapter-by-chapter breakdown of different parts of writing (iirc imagery and characterization are the first two chapters, and if you read nothing else they’ll still do WONDERS for your writing).
Editing isn’t just about fixing punctuation and typos. Editing can be the most fun part of writing that turns your stories from “good” to “GREAT”
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wait you got me so invested in the stammer & heddy tailor au....
this is my standard disclaimer that i have never posted a fic on ao3* and for however much i say “au” i truly mean that it’s a universe that lives in my head & i am absolutely delighted to tell you all about, all the time <3 if it helps i ALSO got me so invested in the heddy & stammer tailor au
ok now that the author’s note is out of the way here’s some notes about the not!fic heddy & stammer tailor au:
stammer as the tailor from gent’s playbook, very reserved, quiet, with an excellent eye for details (honestly the evidence i have for his style sense is just that he’s best friends with pk subban so it has to be there somewhere if only by proxy irl) is hired by victor hedman, star of the tampa bay lightning who is every other tailor’s nightmare to dress (huge, opinionated, fashionable)
heddy is decently well-known throughout the league for being very well-dressed & becomes quietly well known for also being one of his new tailor’s favorite loyal customers [heddy has the nicest fabrics. he has his suits the first day a new collection drops & e v e r y o n e is jealous]
stammer’s business booms after heddy takes a chance on him as his first big client & promotes him, heddy sees him grow in popularity & get more clients
heddy also moonlights as a model for stammer’s suits on instagram, initially to help him grow his business because then he won’t have to pay for a model and then because he’s over there all the time anyway because they’re dating (that’s why the model’s face is never in the pictures)
there’s not really a plot to this besides the vague idea of a plot where stammer makes heddy his lucky suit that he wins the cup in & sews a special little tag into the lining of his jacket that says i love you
because love sometimes is picking out the perfect right color pocket square to match your husband’s beautiful suit that you fitted like a kiss to the curves of his huge body
& also sometimes love is making your beautiful husband who makes you beautiful clothing enjoy nice things for himself once in a while, like the fancy watch you bought him or the nice suit you custom-ordered for him (from him) just so you could take it off of him
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