#also kuko looks so good like

[charismaofobedience]

Hi and welcome to my professional analysis on whether the hypmic men could survive rios bootcamp. All the statements on this are facts and cannot be simply disagreed upon without proof. The assessment to each individual ranking can be found under

Rio - that's rio. easy

Ichiro - I think running around ikebukuro doing errands gives him some pretty good stamina AND strength to get through it all, could do it no problem and would possibly have fun doing it which is an added bonus for doing well

Kuko - Monk training gives him good strength and stamina to do it! Even if he couldn't do something, I feel like kuko would somehow end up doing it out of sheer spite due to others doubting him

Dice - Dice gets through so much shit I think he'd do it no problem only to die AFTER it's all done if this makes sense. Plus he does hang out with Rio so this man should have some training under his belt

Hitoya - special clause for this old man. I would put him with jakurai and rei BUT. You have to consider he deals with kuko and jyushi on basically a daily basis. Kuko alone probably gives this man strength to do it if we are being honest

Samatoki - could do it. Samatoki is pretty strong and all but I don't think this man could go through the pushups for long when we consider the state of his lungs. He has the strength but I don't think he has the proper stamina for it, however, he'd do it and just act like it's nothing

Ramuda - don't be fooled by the cute face. Ramudas high energy comes into play here and helps a lot, especially with stamina, even if the strength is lower than others. It also, however, depends highly on this thing WANTING to do the boot camp or not, which has a high chance of not wanting to unless necessary and, even if doing it, ramuda would whine throughout it.

Jiro - Ichiros brother, also doing shit around ikebukuro. The fact he's good at sports also helps a lot here! He'd do pretty well, however, even with the stamina being here, I don't think his strength is at the levels of the ones above to put him there

Hifumi - would rush through it and do it easily if only to check onto doppo who's currently dying on the floor, so it would take some small time. Gigolo would do it well but only if there are women around to impress them so it's a highly dependant case

Rosho - current maths teacher ex bad boy or whatever the shit. due to his age he has some difficulties surely BUT the strength from his past absolutely is still around. The main problem would be stamina

Jyushi - you need to scare them before and then they'd be rushing through everything to get it done quickly. Also highly dependant on if the vkei clothes are actually there or not, if they are, they're passing out almost immediately due to heat

Doppo - i don't think this man knows what an exercise is, you could easily fold him in half. Lives his life in an office and getting home just cries himself to sleep like the average office worker in Japan. F.

Gentaro - Oya do you really think I could not do this Daisu ufufu ^-^ immediately falls to the floor and passes out. Look at the way this man dresses. Another case of heatstroke in this cast. Even if he was wearing lighter clothes he's a writer and reader, does not even know what an exercise is meant to look like. Would instead pull a book out of nowhere and read while the others go through the bootcamp

Saburo - 14 years old hacker who absolutely stays up late doing tech stuff. Do I need to say more.

Sasara - he'd do one push up and a silly goofyass sound effect like point would play. It means his spine broke.

Jyuto - cop + look at the way he's built

Jakurai - he is healthy, don't get me wrong! However his old man bones aren't meant for this anymore!!!!!! Just let him rest. While the others are doing the push-ups just let him go to these public elder academy places

Rei - dies in 13 seconds max.

#hypnosis microphone #hypmic #ichiro yamada #jiro yamada #saburo yamada #samatoki aohitsugi #jyuto iruma #rio mason busujima #jakurai jinguji #hifumi yamada #doppo kannonzaka #ramuda amemura #gentaro yumeno #dice arisugawa #sasara nurude #rosho tsutsujimori #rei amayado #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #♡𑁬࿔ chii talks #drops the mic.

[matenrou-fan]

I dunno if someone already requested this before(or one of them), but here we go :V Doppo, Sasara and Kuko caught making out with their fem! s/o?

Interrupted make out session with Doppo, Sasara, Kuko

hii!! I remember writing something similar to other characters, and these were one shots, so I decided to write this request not like hc, but like one shots too.. 'first part' was kinda suggestive so I got a little carried away here too… Also help why Kuko's part turned out so big..💀

femreader, mention of sex and sex activity;;

Doppo (850 words); Sasara (758 words); Kuko (912 words);;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

;MINORS DNI;

It was something like a little tradition for you to drop by your boyfriend's office during lunch break just to bring him some sweets. Or maybe a whole meal if he would forget it, as sometimes he was in such a hurry in the mornings..

"Hello, my darling.." - a small chuckle escaped your lips as you can already see Doppo in the stairwell with such alight in his eyes.. You can even say there's something needy and lonely in his expression..?

"A-ah, s/o, good afternoon..!" - an awkward small smile appears on his lips as he gets closer, taking a small box from your hands. He always slowed his movements in these moments, enjoying light touches of your fingers a little.. But today it feels like he doesn't want to take his arms away, still holding the lunch box between you two.

"Doppo, did you miss me so much already?" - you cooed at him with a little playful tone, but honestly you can feel something wrong, as if your boyfriend was more frustrated than usual. - "Or something happened?"

"I.. it's nothing..! Really.." - he mumbled, looking away. You can notice a small drop of sweat on his forehead, as Doppo was actually nervous.. And one strict yet worried gaze from you was enough for him enough to squeak and give up. - "It's just.. You know, work.."

Well, your poor salaryman always complained to you in the evenings about his cruel boss, so you do understand what he meant.. It just looks that today he was in worse condition than usual so you decided to cheer him up and give a little motivation…

"It's okay, honey.. Come here.." - you move closer, taking a small box from his hands and placing it windowsill behind Doppo. He immediately leans closer to you too, enjoying the warmth of your body, as it always soothes his tensed muscles and minds. - "I have another little treat for you today.."

You didn't even give him time to react, luring him in a soft kiss. Small surprised whimper vibrates on your lips as Doppo didn't expect anything more than a hug. Yet the way he grabs your waist, holding you tight, clearly tells you that he doesn't mind.

But this is not the main thing you wanted to surprise him with.. Your arms also start wandering around his body as you get under his jacket, firmly caressing his slim body.

"Wait, s/o.. We.. we can't.." - another few whimpers break from his chest as Doppo pulls away for a second, breathing heavily.

"Then why do you keep grabbing on my hips so tight?" - you whisper in his ear, and he whines, not able to control himself. You were like fresh air, so heady after this tiny office room, yet so pleasant and needed.. Your boyfriend can't help but press his lips to yours again, this time pushing his tongue into your mouth. Just how can you stop him when he grasps your body so desperately?

You both forgot about time, sharing more passionate kisses, getting more and more touchy. The way Doppo starts trembling, as his arms get weaker and his kisses get more messy, you wonder just how excited he is now. So you slowly trace your hand down, tickling his tummy through shirt before placing it on his crotch, feeling small twitches under your warm palm.

"Doppo, honey, were you so glad to have some time with me..?" - you can't help but chuckle, finding it kinda amusing. - "And right in your workplace..?"

"I'm sorry.." - he mumbled under his breath, absolutely ashamed. But how can he not be like that when his dearest girlfriend is right in front of him, toying with him and his body like that?

Small giggle escaped your lips, as you were thinking how deep you can push this little game before suddenly slow but audible steps get closer to you two. You pull away immediately, trying to calm down your heavy breath as Doppo keeps fixing his tie with trembling hands.

Another worker opens the door and gets in the stairwell with a pack of cigarettes, also deciding to relieve some stress during lunch break.. Well, but maybe in a more peaceful way, as he looks at you two kinda suspicious. Doppo and you look as a man walks up the steps on another floor and sighs, relaxed.

"I think it's time for me to go.. Or you will have no chance to relax.." - you giggle, whispering in Doppo's ear, placing a long forgotten box in his hands. - "Now go on and enjoy your break, okay, honey?"

"You really think it would be more enjoyable than such time with you..?" - he groans, frustrated, still with bright cheeks.

"Shh. I would go home and prepare something for your return.. As a bigger reward for your hard work today." - your smile gets wider when you notice as your boyfriend's eyes glow again, and he nods, a little bit weak yet confident:

"I.. I will work hard and try to get home early...!"

"That's great, darling. I will make sure to take great care of you.."

Amusing and pleasing people with jokes and puns was always so thrilling! Sasara gets even more happy and playful after his performances, sitting in his dressing room with a wild smile, already generating new fun things for his next show. When suddenly he hears the door crack.

"Hey.. How's my precious comedian doing..?" - your soft voice interrupted his thoughts yet he didn't mind. You're his girlfriend, after all, and small talk with you was even more thrilling and joyful.

"Absolutely wonderful.." - he turned in his chair to you with a small yawn and then giggled. - "I have seen you in a crowd.. I'm glad you're here to support me.."

"I'm also bringing you some melon cream soda as a reward..!" - with these words, you give him a small cold can of his favorite drink, and the face of your boyfriend lights up even more. You can't help but adore how he was so happy-go-lucky, energizing you too. It just feels like when you're near Sasara you can't think about any problems.

"Ahh, you just know what I need..! You’re one in a melon..!" - another pun breaks out of his mouth as he happily drinks your treat. But then Sasara's smile got wider as he patted his lap. - "Come on, why don't you take a seat? I want to get another sweet reward too..!"

"Oh? How bold and straightforward you are today.." - you chuckle and get on his lap, leaning to his chest. Cuddling with him helps you show all your pride in your boyfriend, not only with words, but with action too, when for him it was a great opportunity to melt in your arms, relieve all his burning emotions. Cause actually there was one more thing in his mind, how can you help him to relieve some exciting energy, as he was filled with adrenaline now..

"That's it? My show was good enough only for a small cuddle?" - a light giggle tickles your ear as Sasara's hands slowly lower from your back to your waist. -"Not even a small kiss for my bliss?"

"If you wanted to kiss me just said it.." - you laugh before cupping his face, covering his lips with you in some light teasing kiss.

Your boyfriend's puckish behavior makes you more playful too yet you didn't expect his grab to get more tight, as he presses you to his chest, licking your lips with his hot tongue before biting your lower lip. For a moment you froze, yet then relaxed, whimpering in his mouth. But that was just a green light for Sasara to deepen the kiss, as you just let his tongue pressed against your own.

You grasp his shoulders, crumple the fabric of orange jacket, but don't pull away, enjoying such a risky play. How can you? Sasara was so busy with his performances the last few weeks so you do feel lonely, and now such a sudden yet pleasing intimate moment is just what you needed, as you hug his waist with your thighs, pushing yourself closer.

It seems like your boyfriend was no less hungry for some touches from you too, absolutely enjoying this situation. Sasara smirks right into your lips, squeezing your ass before pressing your crotch to his, enjoying the little gasp you made as you feel his half hard dick pressing to your pulsing crotch.

"Mr. Nurude! There's some journalist who wants to have an interview with you..!" - his manager (or someone else? you were too shocked and scared to understand..) knocked on the door of the dressing room, making you both gasp. Just how lucky you both are, as he didn't get inside and didn't see such a provocative picture..

"O-of course..! Tell them I will be there soon..!" - Sasara's voice still was trembling a little yet he quickly calmed down, trying to fix his jacket.

"What did your manager say..? I can't make out a word he's saying.." - you mumble, breathing heavily as your heart is beating at a rapid pace.

"Oh, it's because you were too busy making out with me.." - even in such a situation your boyfriend has time to tease you. You scoff, slowly get up from his laps, feeling your body aching to do something more.

"Baby, you can sit here.." - Sasara smirks, pointing to his chair. - "I'm sure it would be that long.. And, after that, I'm hoping we can continue our little play..?"

"Absolutely.." - you smirk, swiping away some of your lipstick from his lips. - "But we need to make sure the door will be closed this time.."

Kuko just hates doing anything in the temple, especially when his father asks him to do it. Heck, he has much more important things to do than all this household chores, so why does he stack here with this stupid rag and bucket, cleaning the floor?!

"Kuko..! I'm here!" - your cheerful voice fills the corridor, and he turns to sound with a small smirk.

Oh yes. You, his girlfriend. Thoughts about you sitting here with him, spending your time in this stupid place with him soothe the heart of an unruly Monk.

"Finally.. I thought you decide to leave me here, dying all alone.." - he scoffs yet you can see some excited sparkle in his eyes as he throws away his rag and gets closer.

"Hehe.. Kuko, no one has ever died from washing floors.." - you can't help but chuckle, as this annoyed face of your boyfriend, with furrowed brows and angry scowl, was actually really amusing.

"Then I will be the first..! Or I would probably die from eternal orders from my dad.." - another frustrated sigh breaks from his chest as he takes your hand in his. - "That's it. I should take a little break, so come on."

You didn't argue - well, after all, you come here not to watch your boyfriend actually just washing floors while you sit near him. He was more grumpy than usual, which means he probably had a big fight today with his father, and you decided to support him and soothe his burning soul.

As you get in one of the temple's rooms, Kuko yawns, falling right on the floor. His lazy eyes look up at you, waiting when you would drop by his side so you two can just cuddle together.

"Want to talk about this, dear..?" - you ask gently, embracing him in a warm hug.

"Nah, I'm good.." - he mumbled, hugging you back. For a moment he just lay down with you, enjoying the softness of your body against him, then his casual bratty smile appears on his lips. - "There's actually another way for you to make me happy, you know..?"

You get confused for a moment, yet when Kuko leans closer, tickling your lips with a hot breath, you gasp, but don't move away. Oh, so this is what type of game he wants to play today? Fine, you don't mind to see where it would lead you both..

"You're really such an evil, bad monk.." - you whisper but he just chuckles as an answer, before pulling you into a hot messy kiss. Almost immediately pushing his tongue through your lips, as your boyfriend always was kinda rough in these things.. Yet you were enjoying his passion, fighting with his tongue for dominance.

Kuko quickly changed position, getting on top of you, as he gobbled you up hungrily. His hand starts roaming around your body in such a teasing manner, making you whimper in his lips. Well, but if your boyfriend wants to be so naughty, then be it, you can be such a playful brat too.. So you grab his bomber jacket by the shoulders, trying to take it off and leave him only his monk clothes, and Kuko easily obeys, throwing away his jacket.

You get surprised why he didn't even try to fight or play before this, yet when he pulls away, looking at you with such a dark lustful expression, realization tickles your stomach, sending shivers down your spine.

"Come on.. If you decide to take my jacket off, you also should remove something.. And I will choose what exactly.." - low chuckle makes you whimper, as his hands stop on your thighs, playing with the fabric of your skirt.

"Kuko, we are in a temple..!" - you whisper, trying to catch your breath.

"Fuck this temple..!" - was Kuko's only response before he leaned closer again, pressing his hips to yours. You moan right in his lips, as a twitching bulge in his pants makes you squeeze your thighs around his waist.

"By the way you acting it's more look like you want to fuck me, not temple.." - you mumble in his lips, but honestly, you also didn't care now, too carried away with his touches on your body.

"I'm glad you finally realized this, doll.." - Kuko smirks, pulling you into another breathtaking kiss. Very timely, as your moan did not sound out loud, but got muffled in his lips again, and you both were able to hear footsteps not that far away and an annoyed voice:

"Kuko? Where are you?! Why did you leave a rag for washing floors right in the middle of the corridor..?!"

"Shit, that's my dad..!" - Kuko scoff disappointed, pulling away from you. - "I hope he screams like that because he slipped on it.."

You can't help but laugh, also slowly get up:

"Did he even know I'm here..?"

"No.. But I'm sure he wouldn't mind you staying here for a while.." - your boyfriend sighs, then a sudden idea comes to his mind. - "Maybe it would be a great reason for me to slack off from this terrible shit.. You're my guest, after all, I should provide you with some good service.."

"Yes, I already noticed what a good service you can show to me.." - you chuckle, helping him fix his jacket.

"But you were enjoying this no less than me, did you? Now wait for me a little, I'm promising to return as soon as I can.. So we can continue our sin, hehe.."

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[seangelfish]

Is this the request spot? If yes I'd like to request an nsfw-fluff hc of how Ichiro, Kuko, and Jakurai would please their partner in bed (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I hope you don't mind it (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

This is actually my first time requesting so I'm kinda nervous ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

A/N: Anon, I'm so sorry for the wait! I hope you're still around to read this! ;-; Thank you for requesting! I hope everyone enjoys!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ♡

Featured characters: Ichiro Yamada, Kuko Harai, Jakurai Jinguji

♡ Tags: NSFW headcanons, established relationships (separate), romance, gn!reader (no mention of pronouns)

♡ Word count: 186 (Ichiro), 191 (Kuko), 193 Jakurai

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! NSFW below the cut. Please proceed with caution.

ICHIRO YAMADA

Ichiro is the definition of basic, but he is willing to try out new things if that's what his partner wants. He might end up liking these new positions.

But to please you, Ichiro likes missionary more than anything else. He likes seeing you squirm below him as you beg him for more. You look so pretty, the faces you make turn him on even more. Plus, he's able to kiss you like this, and whisper praises in your ear. It's just so intimate that he wants sex with you to be like.

He also enjoys it when you wrap your arms around his neck and your legs locking him closer to you as he thrusts even deeper inside. He knows he's doing a good job when you start pulling his hair too, leaving bright red scratches on his back.

Other times, he may just eat you out. He likes being praised too! So, when he goes down between your legs, he likes it when you grip his hair, moaning sweet nothings to him as you arch your back to feel his tongue deeper inside you.

KUKO HARAI

Kuko is open to many things as long as it feels good, so let him experiment! Like Ichiro, he is willing to do whatever his partner wants, but he does have his limits so don't go asking him for things he definitely won't like!

The main positions he puts you in are probably doggy or flatiron. He loves the sound of his pelvis smacking your ass and your cries for him to go slower. This is also the perfect position to have you pinned down as his cock pounds you repeatedly.

On top of that, he loves painting his cum on your back. To him, it's like a reward, to see your usual clean self so messed up, your fingers gripped onto the bedsheets as you groan into the pillow. He finds you particularly cute in that moment – although you're always so cute to him.

Sometimes, he'd just finger you. He's not often horny considering the fact he is a monk. But at times when you're so needy – so annoying – then he'll have to listen to your word. And anyway, you always end up so giddy that it makes him laugh.

JAKURAI JINGUJI

Jakurai is a man who probably doesn't think about sex often, but he would do it for his partner. Whatever you want, he will do. He cares more about your pleasure than his own, but it's still a win-win situation as he's able to enjoy the time spent together too.

He prefers missionary, but he also likes spooning too. The times you two have sex are usually at night just before bed, when the two of you are back from work.

The way he moves his cock in and out of you is slow. Jakurai takes his time as slow sex feels more sensual for both of you. It's also very intimate as making out with him is slow too.

However, if you do want to go faster, then he will. After all, he does like hearing you moan and pant for him as drool drips down from the side of your mouth.

Spooning lets him fondle your breasts from behind, his head buried in the crook of your neck as he plants careful kisses here and there.

Sex is just so soft with Jakurai as he treats you like a delicate flower.

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[mera-k1]

Hiya~ (～￣▽￣)～Hope you can write this, but feel free to ignore if you want, also: I love your writing（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤️～

Is it possible to request Ichiro and Kuko(separately) with a fem! s/o who has cosplay as a secret hobby(she just too shy to talk about this and it's to improve her self-esteem)? And finding out she even does some naughty cosplays (✿◕‿◕✿)

alright, i hope i got the concept you wanted! i'm not too well versed in the dirtier side of cosplays so i hope this isn't too bad!!

Pretty Cosplays~

Kuko, Ichiro x fem!reader

-sfw & suggestive (warning b4 it starts!)

-ichiro likes cosplay and finds that it's pretty! i can so see him following multiple cosplayers on social media because they do cosplays of his favorite characters!

-he's very accepting of the whole thing and doesn't mind it at all! even if he doesn't know you do cosplay, he's likely seen a post or two of you if you post your cosplays online.

-probably pointed out a wig or outfit that he recognized from a show. you forgot to put it away so it was sitting in your room and that's how he found out.

-always asks to see your new cosplays and always says they look good on you. he's just full of compliments and love for you that he can't possible see anything wrong with how it might look on you. you're perfect in his eyes!!

-kuko on the other hand... he knows of cosplay but has never been as interested or known much about it since he doesn't play lots of video games or watch animes.

-he's very neutral about the whole thing and will say a cosplay looks good if you show him a picture while scrolling or ask what the character is from but that's about it.

-tbh, he doesn't even realize you're a cosplayer if you forget to put away one of the cosplays you were working on before he came over. he'll straight up ask about it but it'd be more of a "what's the occasion?" kind of thing rather than assuming it to be cosplay.

-if you tell him it's for a cosplay then he'll just look at it for a second, confused. he understands you do it but it's more of a confused why you hadn't told him about it.

-he will blatantly tell you when he thinks one looks good on you and you'll easily know which ones are his favorites as well. he doesn't try to hide it at all.

suggestive below~

-poor ichiro, the first time he saw you in a more sexy cosplay, his face turned all red. he wasn't expecting to open his texts and see you looking so pretty in a sexy outfit!

-even though he'd save all the cosplay photos you send him, he has a special folder for your more sexy ones that he wouldn't dare tell anyone about, even you.

-he's fully losing his mind if you're in front of him too. he's got enough self control to not take a picture but he is burning this image of you standing embarrassed in front of him in a sexy cosplay of one of his favorite characters.

-kuko can't believe that his girlfriend who was embarrassed to admit she cosplayed had sent him a picture of her in a sexy cosplay. he honestly can't believe you'd do something like this (he's kinda into it..)

-saves the picture and asks if you've got anymore. he's got no shame at all and thinks it's funny to embarrass and tease you like this. you're pushing limits when you decide to do something like this in front of him...

-he has a lot of self control but he just thinks it's amusing to see you get all red when he walks up and puts his hands on your waist with that stupid smirk of his.

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #♡ fics ♡ #hypmic x reader #hypmic smut #kuko harai x reader #kuko smut #ichiro yamada x reader #ichiro smut

[hypmicdaydreams]

hairclips

a/n: based on the merch lol. i did see a lot of fanart of the characters wearing them, so i got a bit inspired~

kuko

he most definitely just cackles, so loud, when he catches you wearing the hairclips with his face on it. oh man, this was too amusing. you actually bought that? and kuko is still too loud in his laughs when you pout and try to defend yourself. they were cute! or maybe a bit creepy.. either way, you just had to get them! his cackles, even when he’s teasing you, bring about butterflies.

but kuko is also a bit cocky. just the tiniest bit. there’s a shit-eating grin that tugs on his feline lips, a pretty shine to his fangs. so you like him that much, eh? wanting to show your support for your boyfriend. well, that’s pretty cute of you. and they did look cute on you! even if he does end up teasing you about it (it’s all in good fun). but hey, they suit you~

jyushi

aw, he gets a little flushed when jyushi catches you wearing his hairclips. there’s a cute ‘eH’ that leaves his lips and a stunned look to him, a pretty warm flush to his cheeks as well. but he’s also mega thrilled, all the more. the mere thought that you love jyushi so much and want to show your support for him moves his tender heart; it’s enough to bring tears to his eyes! (and maybe he does get a bit teary-eyed, being the softie he is).

you look so cute! jyushi would squeal. the way they clip your hair to the side, and he can see your forehead! adorable; even amanda thinks so! there’s definitely a bit of a glimmer in his eyes as jyushi admires you in his hairclips. his heart skips a beat, and he feels all the butterflies. aw, you wanted to wear hairclips of him (even if he whines a bit about how they didn’t make him look good).. they totally should make hairclips of you so jyushi can wear them around too, he thinks. he wants to match you~

hitoya

well, he’s in total disbelief the moment hitoya catches you in hairclips of him. he’s.. staring, that’s for sure. god, you actually bought that? he asks, a bit of an exasperated sigh to him. though i suppose that was more of a rhetorical question than anything. they’re a little hideous and perhaps even on the creepy side (the second thought that goes through his mind is if this can be considered libel against his image lol).

and hitoya doesn’t quite get it when you try to defend yourself and say that it’s cute. cute? he takes another look at them. yeahh.. he doesn’t get that. but, as long as you’re happy, hitoya thinks. and well, maybe he doesn’t quite like to admit, but it definitely moves hitoya a little to know that you love him and simply wanted to show your support. even if it was in the form of ugly hairclips. they even look a little.. cute on you, the way they expose your forehead and clip your hair to the side. not the design though.

#mod rambles #word vomit #hm who do you think sorts out all the merch in the universe? #chuohku? lol #it’d provide great funding though #pls don’t take this seriously lol #kinda want one as much as i think they’re a little weird and ugly lol #kuko x reader #jyushi x reader #hitoya x reader #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #putting it in tags give me sm anxiety omg

[crehador]

top 5 hypmic songs that arent by bb/mtc nor including any of their members

THIS FEELS LIKE A VERY TARGETED ATTACK but ok... hm... i have to think about this for a while

1) stella

gotta start with stella, it is truly one of the tracks of all time. there is nothing i don't love about it. the sound of it, the lyrics, the story. the lyric video is so pretty and every live performance of it has been so good. stella triangle formation forever

2) femme fatale

AN ABSOLUTE BANGER i love our women who have done nothing wrong ever uwu the newer chuuoku tracks are really good as well but femme fatale being the first holds a special spot in my heart. and i'm so thrilled reol worked on it because it means we got to have her as a guest star at one of the lives and she was!! amazing!!!

3) enishi

godddddd enishi. where do i even start with enishi. there is just a POWER to the vocals of this track that i am absolutely obsessed with. it's tough to choose a favorite track on cross a line because i love them all so much but enishi is honestly up there. the first time i heard it i was like the cat discovering the red part is the good part of the watermelon. O_O eyes activate

(prior to enishi release this spot would have belonged to osaka dreamin' night, also such a fun bop that i am eternally grateful to for introducing me to creepy nuts)

4) I CANNOT POSSIBLY CHOOSE A BAT SONG. ALL OF THEM.

listen! listen!! literally every bat group song has been a hit they do not miss. bad ass temple funky sounds. kaigen. rip. awesome fucking party <- this has a different title in translation but i cannot ever remember it and always end up calling it something like this lol (it is apparently "hella awesome banquet" i had to look this up)

i guess. I GUESS. if i had to pick one. kaigen and rip would be slightly above the others because the live version of them are just so electric. the performances of the others have been really good as well! but kaigen and rip are special. and between the two of them... um... this is Difficult

i'm going with kaigen. but really. they are all amazing. hayama (kuko cv) just has the best stage energy ever

5) ok... so i'm giving it to rivals... BUT

man eliminating all members of bb/mtc truly cuts out so many tracks lol they are all over the place. off the block party album i would probably say my favorite (excluding the ichisama solos) is get busy (but alas jiro is in that) followed by shiro to kuro (but alas jyuto is in that)

SO fifth place goes to third place off the album.. rivals! it really is just such a fun song like you can't go wrong with a track where a line of the lyrics is literally "🥺🥺🥺🥺"

ON THE OTHER HAND I AM REALLY PARTIAL TO ONCE UPON A TIME IN SHIBUYA OR YOYOYOYO AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT and also torima get on the floor... and kizuato... and shibuya ghost night... and pink love... you guys know i was once an fp stan right lol

tl;dr IT'S TOO HARD I LITERALLY LOVE THEM ALL

#ask games #THERE IS GENUINELY NOT A SINGLE HYPMIC TRACK I DO NOT LIKE #(off the cds) #EVEN THE BAD ONES. I LOVE THEM. ALL OF THEM. #girl help i answered this ask instead of finishing my smic daily lol #i need to get off tumblr #but definitely stella in first femme fatale in second #the rest is where it gets blurry lmao

[lochness-art]

no one asked but here r my opinions on the new outfits since mayhaps they are the new Official Outfits??

ichiro - an improvement. i like that it's very true to his og outfit and i think it looks better with just red (rather than the red + blue), plus that weird white undershirt that i always hated is gone <3

jiro - BB YOU LOOK SOOO GOOD it's a p small change but i like it, i like the hoodie more than his prev jacket and i love that they kept his stupid nonfunctional flannel <3 but most importantly the HAIR AHHHH im OBSESSED WITH PONYTAIL JIRO. the only small thing i dislike is the lack of hat </3 rip jiros hat (2017-2023) you will always be remembered

saburo - i liked his overcoat from his prev outfit so this fit is a bit of a downgrade for me :[[ he still looks good though and v true to his character so i dont mind too much

samatoki - oh thank fucking god, an outfit worthy of his hotness. ive been mourning tdd samatoki ever since i knew of him and this blue leather jacket is SUCH a good look, and we didnt even have to sacrifice his tits out shirt. it's perfect

jyuto - good!! he looks hot as he should. the red gloves were iconic and will be missed but overall i think i like his new outfit better, it's a little less stuffy looking

rio - an upgrade bc he looks somewhat more like an integrated member of society and less like a permanent navy seal. i like that he got to keep his camo but also wear some normal-ish clothes

ramuda - this seems...p much the same except the jacket changed and he has a hat now? i think its a hat? i dont like the hat. the jacket looks good and i understand why its yellow but... i miss the turquoise... the turquoise and pink was iconic... :[ overall not bad but miss the old 'fit for sure

gentaro - idk i dont look at gentaro enough to know what exactly changed but he looks fancier. i guess he looks better? idk and idrc sorry

dice - SOOOO GOOD. like took all the essence of his og design but makes him look less homeless bc what was that trench coat. he looks so stylish im obsessed

jakurai - idrc about him but i think this outfit is def an improvement bc theres a bit more flair beyond just 'i am a doctor'

hifumi - i like it! white is a good colour on him

doppo - i think its an upgrade!! he looks a bit more loose and comfortable which i think is like...symbolic maybe. and he just looks better. good for him.

sasara - FUCK THIS WHERE IS HIS HOUNDSTOOTH. IT WAS ICONIC???? give him his full suit back cowards. also the bowtie is not giving. im sorry i just do not like this outfit. only good part is that he matches w rosho (they r in love)

rosho - again. i do not like this pattern. his old pattern was better. also he managed to look nerdy but still hot in his old fit now he kinda leans too much into nerdiness??? idk i just do not like it 😭

rei - i mean...it's okay but he looks so. neutralized. like he got an office job or smth. where's the dramatic fur coat and gold accessories and white pants and the red shirt and-- it's an ok outfit but as an official outfit i feel this is definitely a downgrade

kuko - i really like his new outfit, i LOVE the hoodie thing? i like how it keeps his casual yet buddhist look. his og outfit is also rly good tho and a bit more colourful so...idk, im torn on which i like better

jyushi - it is ... ok. it's pretty similar to his og outfit but i feel the execution is just...slightly worse. i prefer the original :[

hitoya - good! keeps the essence of his character, i mean i feel like it's p much the same except slightly diff jacket and he's draping it over his shoulders now lol. which is definitely a look and further increases his sex appeal-- imo--

#overall i think bb and mtc are upgrades #fp and mtr are about the same #dh and bat....downgrades #ESPECIALLY dh. god. they used to look so wacky and flashy as a group now they look so ????? nothing #text #longpost #hypmic

[roppongi-division]

Zakari's Thoughts on Third Members

Saburo Yamada

"Saburo's another good friend of mine, though I'm not as close to him as I am to his older brothers. Still, it's kind of a shock that he's only in middle school considering how smart he is. It also doesn't help that he's the youngest person in the D.R.B., or that his birthday comes late in the year, like mine. But he's still a cool guy, despite his personality. I'm actually teaching him how to play games of chance. He's pretty good! Unlike Jiro, he's got a killer poker face!"

Rio Mason Busujima

"I met Rio while exploring Yokohama once. Normally, I try to keep within the city. Venturing on the outskirts is a bit boring since there aren't a lot of high places to jump from. But curiosity got the better of me, so I decided to head towards the woodlands. I certainly wasn't expecting to find someone living, least of all a former army official. He was pretty nice, though. We played a few card games, and he was surprisingly good. I don't know if he played before, or if he was good at keeping a straight face, but he actually beat me a few times. To thank me, he gave me some of his homemade food. I know it looked gross, but it actually tasted pretty good!"

Dice Arisugawa

"Ugh, I wish my parents would get off my back about Dice and me being friends. He and I are one and the same, so it's no surprise we're cool with each other. Apparently, they're afraid that he's going to drag me down with him. But how do they know it's not the opposite? How do they know I'm not the one dragging him down? But this is just one of those topics where the three of us agree to disagree. My dad says I can do what I want, but he's not responsible for what I do as a result. Gee, thanks pop."

"Besides that, it's because of Dice that I was able to meet Lucille. I know she was frustrated that I beat her, but now... well, we'll pretty happy with each other, even if I do know that she's probably biding her time to try to trap me in something. But hey, I'm looking forward to it!"

Doppo Kannonzaka

"This guy... he both infuriates and worries me. Why? Well, for one thing, I've seen what this guy can do when he's pissed off. He's got a surprisingly hot temper. So what I want to know is, why the hell doesn't he use that temper to knock the people who are bothering him at his job, huh?! I mean, if someone was bothering me as much as those folks at his job do, I would have gone off a long, long time ago! But no, he chooses to just go through with it! It's no wonder his boss and co-workers walk all over him! And then he has the gall to get upset at Dice for trying to earn money an easy way! Why don't you try changing you work environment before you judge someone, you cowardly piece of crap!"

"...Anyway, that's why this guy infuriates me. But the reason he worries me... it's because I'm afraid that I may have to become like him someday: a regular officer worker making minimum wage, doing the same crap every day. Sorry, but that's not for me. If the choice is between living like Doppo or living like Dice, I'll take Dice's way of living any day of the week."

Rei Amayado

"...I'll just say it plainly: I don't like this guy. I don't know what reason he has for abandoning his own sons, and I don't care. There is no excuse in the world for it. And then, after revealing yourself to your sons, instead of apologizing to them, you choose to just go back to doing what you've been doing, being a lapdog for the government, while conning people out of their funds. I know I bitched at Doppo, but at least that guy is working to earn his money, no matter how bad his work environment is. You should take a page out of his book, pal."

Hitoya Amaguni

"I don't know Hitoya all that well. When I go to Nagoya, it's mainly to hang out with Kuko and Jyushi. Hitoya sometimes joins in, but it's more out to keep an eye on us than actually trying to participate. He reminds more of a grumpy uncle than anything. ...I wonder what would happen if Kuko and I started calling him that. Oh, the look on his face! We've got to try that out sometime!"

#hypmic #hypmic oc #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypnosis microphone #zakari hiroya #private party #roppongi division #saburo yamada #rio mason busujima #dice arisugawa #doppo kannonzaka #rei amayado #hitoya amaguni

[doodlboy]

ANYWAY

*grabs the handful of ppl who liked my hypmic oc post*

It is time.

Under the readmore bc this is probably gonna be an essay

Ok, so note, I literally started making this guy bc I was going to draw him 4 a meme that he's the "excuse me, they asked 4 no pickles" kinda guy and specifically he'd b that guy 4 jyushi who at the time of me making, was older than my oc which is funny 2 me

Anyway ×2

I made moodboards bc im too tired 2 draw detailed stuff rn, his current filler name is Pink, bc of his hair

1 4 his hair ⤵️ & 1 4 his outfit ⤵️

Also, this doodle of me attempting 2 convey the hair I'm thinking of, dunno why he's so desaturated but whatever

His hair is white-blond in the front and a reddish pink in the back, I haven't decided if that's bc of dye or if it's like doppo and hifumi w their two-toned hair.

- street kid who got abandoned by his parents "going traveling" 2 Japan and basically leaving him there 2 fend for himself

- I still need 2 do more research but I'm thinking as far as a division goes, he'd be from Seto Japan bc⤵️

- he almost gets arrested 4 graffiti[ing??] murals & an elderly classical artist [pottery artist maybe since that's a thing in seto] more or less bails him out & takes him in

- the old fella essentially becoming a mentor 2 Pink, teaching him how to express himself of canvas since he had a knack 4 it. Pink doesn't learn all that much in the way of typical schooling tho, so he speaks with a kinda rough accent

- typical mentor story tho, the old fella didn't have any other family and took Pink in like a son so when he eventually passed he left everything 2 him including a little studio where Pink lives

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Anyway×3 idk where go from 2 get 2 these parts of the story

- winds up in Yokohama & makes fast "friends*" w the local yakuza

[*they insult each other a lot of the time, like samatoki calling pink two-toned brat & pink calling samatoki mr.rabbit bc of him being so insistent on ppl calling him honorifics, his stage name Mr. HardCore, & the fact pink thinks he looks like a white rabbit. Despite insults, they actually agree on a lot of things.]

- Pink's rap style is- really erratic tbh, he's good but if u aren't paying attention you will get lost

- Additionally, his rap ability is called "Framed," similar to Jyuto's Prison ability, Pink freezes opponents in paintings of themselves [but the twist is that the paintings r how he sees them so he hardly uses it bc ⤵️]

- He's a bit of tsundere dumbass. Any affection shown is off-handed. "Yeah, whatever, I got your favorite, ya mention it so much it's hard to forget" kind of off-handed. And he has massive respect 4 the other divisions [& since the music from the game exists in canon, he also knows every song very well].

- Which is why he uses his framed ability sparingly, bc it reveals his true emotions, not just 2 the opponent he used it on, but everyone else, too. [Specific ex is samatokis painting being a like- a fuckin fancam type deal, or Rei's painting being actual shit bc he hates deadbeat dads.]

- Anywayx4, he's abt 22/23 & takes the younger members of divisions under his wing since his indifferent 2 all the beef going on between them.

- Esp jyushi bc isth that kid would just not eat if a fast food restaurant fucked up his food, so pink and kuko r the "he asked for no pickles" duo, 1 is quiet & kinda bitchy lookin and the other 1 is loud as hell, but after they fix the food pink still tips em & apologizes 4 kuko yelling sm unintentionally

Anyway ×5 that's all I got rn ty 4 coming 2 my oc tedtalk

#elliot rambles #oc #oc rambling #hypmic oc #pink oc

[youngmastereraqus]

HYPSTER magazine vol 3 Q&A translation, part 1

Originally posted on my twitter DISCLAIMER: My japanese is weak, i usually do this for myself, and i am not a professional. please do not post/share elsewhere.

Question: How are you spending New Year's Eve?

BUSTER BROS

ICHIRO: On New Year’s Eve, i go to the shopping district with my brothers and pick out their favorite foods. Then, we put them in a stacked bento box (jubako) and make it into the yamada family’s special new years dinner! (osechi). It’s a lot of fun

JIRO: i’m going to visit the shrine with my siblings! There’s a lot to ask for, like prosperity (for business) and good health… fulfilment ? You can ask for all sorts of things. My friends also invited me, so i’ll be making a lot of new years visits!

SABURO: it's just a regular day. I play board games with my brothers on new year’s.

MAD TRIGGER CREW

SAMATOKI: the yakuza (gokudo) have a lot to do. ah? … its just various things. Nothing’s gonna gwt done if we leave it to the younger guys

JYUTO: Working. For some reason, there are a lot of occurrences during the year end holidays. So i’ve been pretty busy these last few years.

RIO: New Year’s Eve…? For us military, it’s just one day of the year. As usual, we just train and prepare for the battle

FLING POSSE

RAMUDA: I’m participating in some kind of countdown event ☆ one of these days, i’d love to celebrate with a huge fireworks display with all of shibuya!

GENTARO: during new years eve, we are all running towards one thing. The first to reach their destination will be the luckiest person of the year. It is truly a battle for men’s prestige. Well actually, that’s a lie

DICE: Its fortune telling! Pick up a nice looking stick and break it in half. If it snaps cleanly, it’s good luck! Easy, right? A gambler has to take good care of his money!

MATENRO

JAKURAI: I’m on duty at the hospital where i work. I want people with families to be able to take time off, so i try to take the initiative when there are holidays or events.

HIFUMI: I’m participating at the countdown event at the club!~ The interior has flashy decorations, we’re gonna pop open a bunch of champagne and welcome the new year with our customers!

DOPPO: extravagantly!! I spend my time at home watching TV while eating soba! I also try to fall asleep, take a nap, or even just coast along the day. It’s pure bliss…!!!

DOTSU HOMPO

SASARA: i’ll be preparing myself for my special on new years day, so i wont have much time to relax. You should see me making people laugh on various tv shows!

ROSHO: I don’t really do anything special… i just go to the tenmangu shrine on new year’s day to pay my respects. I spend most of my afternoon in bed

REI: New years is the perfect time to drink. i’ll find a suitable house, slip into a family gathering, and have a lot of fun together

BAD ASS TEMPLE

KUKO: dont talk about the new years holiday!! Just thinking about it makes me sick… it’s so fucking cold and i still have to ring the bell! there are so many customers, it’s just too much

JYUSHI: I’m intrigued by the festivities of the musicians in the castle square. the day i stand side by side with them and change the world with our beauty is on the horizon…!!

HITOYA: touring. Just wandering around aimlessly is fun enough for me. Also, I don’t eat rice cakes. I don’t like mochi, either

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #hypnosis microphone #buster bros #mad trigger crew #matenro #fling posse #yubin translates

[partyofwords]

Temple Kitten ~ *Kuko Harai*

Summary: At the temple, Kuko finds a stray kitten. As it follows him around, he starts to seriously consider getting a temple cat.

Pairing: Kuko Harai X G/n!Reader

Genre: Fluffy Drabble

Word Count: 464

Warning: N/A

Masterlist

Now, it’s not that Kuko didn’t like animals. It’s just that he was far too busy to take care of a pet. But when he noticed the little orange kitten sniffing around the temple, he seriously considered keeping it.

For starters, it didn’t have a collar. It also seemed to follow him as he did his chores. It felt like fate. Not that he’d admit that out loud. Instead he continued to work while keeping an eye on the kitten, making sure it was safe and taken care of.

When he took a break for lunch, he got a small bowl of water and fed it a bit of his sandwich. He laughed as it tried to steal more and scolded it playfully. Perhaps taking care of a cat wouldn’t be so hard. Besides, a temple cat could keep away the mice.

“What do you say?” He asked the kitten squirming in his lap. “Think you’d want to stay?”

Sure he felt a little silly for talking to it, but he swore the kitten understood what he asked. It practically purred with delight. This just made Kuko’s heart melt.

“Well, you’re going to need a name. How about-”

“Mao! Mao, where are you?”

Looking up, Kuko saw a very pretty individual looking around frantically. However, upon seeing him, they sighed with relief. He backed up a step as they bounded towards him.

“Oh Mao! There you are!” They smiled at him. “Thank you so very much for finding him! I’ve been looking everywhere for him!”

He nodded slowly. “Yeah…”

“How can I ever repay you?”

Kuko shrugged. If he was feeling more petty than he already was, he’d ask for a new temple cat from them. But he kept his mouth shut.

Looking down at Mao, they said. “Well, Mao is the runt of the litter of kittens that were born a couple days ago. I can’t give him to you. But if you want one, you can have one. I can’t take care of all eight by myself, plus their mother.”

He hoped he didn’t look too eager as he answered, “Well, this temple could use a temple cat.”

Kuko could practically see the hearts in their eyes. “Oh my goodness that would be adorable! Yes, you’re taking one now! I’ll let you pick! My house isn’t far.”

Well it got him out of work, plus he got a free kitten.

As he followed them home, he asked, “What kind of name is Mao anyway?”

“Oh, it’s Chinese for cat.”

“That’s dumb.”

“Then I probably shouldn’t tell you that I named the other kittens Cat in different languages.”

He gave you an incredulous look. “Really?”

They nodded. “Yep! Mao, Katze, Gata, Chat, Neko, Goyong-i, Billee, and Maur.”

“Wow.” He paused. “I want Neko.”

#Hypnosis Mic #Hypnosis Mic Fanfiction #Hypnosis Mic Drabble #Anime #Anime Fanfiction #Anime Drabble #Bad Ass Temple #Kuko Harai #Kuko Harai X Reader #Kuko Harai Fanfiction #Kuko Harai Drabble #Kuko Harai Fluff #Kuko #Kuko X Reader #Kuko Fanfiction #Kuko Drabble #Kuko Fluff #Drabble #Fluff

[naha-division]

🤐 pleaseee

Ichiro (👍🏻)

He respects Ichiro as a friend. They were best buddies however after they grew apart for so long and reunited again, they’re still friends as they used to be but sometimes they had to put their friendship aside then battle eachother when it comes to 1 on 1 fight or competition

Kuko (👍🏻 & 👎🏻?)

He also respects Kuko as a friend just like Ichiro and sometimes.....not? He remember that last time he hangout with Kuko few years ago, he doesn’t like how he cause trouble at the temple (he feels bad for Kuko’s dad and his teammates) Although there are good times where those two seriously likes to brawl eachother in a fist fight to see who’ll be last man standing

Rio (👍🏻)

He never met a soldier and he admitted that Rio is more taller and buff than him, he won’t say it but he likes him right away. Ryū would ask Rio to join body training with him. He’s the first leader division who likes his cooking, he knows what abominable ingredients that Rio made, and he wouldn’t care a thing

Gentaro (👎🏻)

He could tell whether Gentaro lying or not and wouldn’t pay mind of his lies but if Gentaro tried harder to make something up that is convincing, Ryū would ended up falling for it just like how Naoki teases him and he admits that he gets embarrassed

Rei (👎🏻???)

He doesn’t know if he should hate him since Ryū doesn’t know him except the fact that he works as a conman that brings him to not get involved. Although he gets suspicious feeling that he knows much about hypnosis mic....that led him curiosity.....

Ramuda (👍🏻)

Both of them had in common they have fans and likes hanging out with group of lady friends (technically for Kyō, it’s other way around). They’re pretty sure they can get along well and since Kyō has a handsome looks, Ramuda would probably like to hire him as a model for his next fashion trend

Sasara (👍🏻)

He actually likes corny jokes and he’d be the one histerically laugh so hard at Sasara’s jokes/antics. Technically he haven’t seen any of Sasara’s shows but he would like to watch with his grandparents at home

Samatoki (👎🏻?)

Kyō wouldn’t say he hates or likes him but every time his grandparents warned him about yakuza and the things they did, he wouldn’t want to get involved but he believes he’s a good guy just....remembering not to mess with him actually his in sweat scared of Samatoki and tells Ryū not to challenge him in a fight

Saburou (👍🏻 & 👎🏻)

He acknowledged how very cunning that boy was but mostly finds Saburou quiet adorable and young that he wanted to tease him like giving him a nickname “Sabu-chan~” Naoki didn’t hide how much he adores Saburou’s baby face and wanted to squish the cheeks however, he also doesn’t like when he’s being rude at time so Naoki would nag him to respect elders

Hifumi (👍🏻)

He used to visit FRAGRANCE one time when he was on day off. Naoki enjoys how lively the club was and he admits he’s quiet charming. He likes how well Hifumi serves customers of being a host after founding out Hifumi has a fear of women, he’d use his tone of voice and pretend to act like a woman just to play around with him but rest assured, he’ll apologize and tell the truth that he’s a guy after all Overall, he would say he respects him as a profession and became rivals of being the most attractive man in Japan

Ramuda (👍🏻)

He’s a big fan of Ramuda and both of them followed eachother on every social media and pretty sure Ramuda has also heard of Naoki’s greatest success of being a kabuki actor which makes him quite happy to hear that! He likes Ramuda’s sense of fashion and how energetic he was it reminded him Kyō

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis mic oc #hypmic oc #naha division #oc division #wild shīnu #ryuunosuke sekiguchi #kyō sakuma #naoki hamasaki #ask game

[matenrou-fan]

Hi can you do a headcanon about cockwarming with Kuko, Doppo and Rosho (I think I havent seen a Rosho request I think he is not so popular in the fandom 😔) please?

Cockwarming HC for Kuko, Doppo and Rosho!

hiii!! yeah, for some reason I didn't see that much works with Rosho too.. poor boy, he deserves more attention :(

Femreader, teasing, begging, crempie (in Doppo's and Rosho's part);;

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

-Probably didn't know about this before, and got a chance to try this only when you two decided to spice up your time in the bedroom.

-And now he's absolutely loving this. As a monk, he has a great patience and can enjoy your warm tight walls for a long time, as his hands are roaming on your body, playing with breasts or squeezing soft ass.

-So he will take his time with you, his dick so deep inside you without any movements. The way he stretches your cunt, trembling and twitching inside a little but nothing more.. You have no idea how Kuko can last for so long.

-You are the one who will get whiny and start squirming around, wanting more friction. It's just unbearable, when he kisses you like that, hands grabbing your waist so tightly and his gaze so hungry..

-If he's in a bratty mood today he will play with you a little, teasing how easily aroused you become when he's literally not doing anything. He can feel as your walls are sucking him, becoming more and more tight and honestly he starts to lose patience himself too, but still wants to hear as you beg a little with this cute trembling voice.

-"Come on, s/o, be a good girl and say nice and clear what you want me to do, okay..?" - he whispering in your ear with a little giggle, arms on your back, stroking heated up skin.

-If you're also bratty and will keep your mouth shut, then it's a fun game to play. As you was sitting on his laps, Kuko will leans back against the pillow, almost lying now. He will move a little there and there in purpose, acting like he just wants to make himself more comfortable, when, in fact, he can't even hide his smirk as he hears you gasps. His little movements makes you tingle as his hips was rubbing against your pulsing core, teasing.

-You can whine and moan as much as you wish, you will get nothing more than this without begging. Who knows Kuko can be so controlling in bed?

-But if he's feeling really romantical today, he will show you his more soft and sensitive side as he himself wants to pleasure you more now. This beautiful sounds of yours make his heart melt and be can't resist long, grasping your waist and kissing you really passionate as he slowly start lifting your hips, manhandling you with his pretty strong arms.

-"Mm.. F-fuck, how tight you are, s/o…" - he mumbles, holding you close to himself - "I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day.. I want to enjoy my time with you as long as I can.."

-Oh god.

-If he knows about cockwarming? Girl, he was probably virgin before he meet you, so of course not. You are the one who will teach him all dirty things in bed.

-He always pretty loud in bed, but mostly with whines and cryings than with moans and groans. Doppo is so sensitive down there so now be prepared for more of his high pitched whimpers as he absolutely can't control himself.

-It's just so overwhelming for him. He can't look away as you sat on his laps, pushing his dick in your trembling pussy. The way he sinking inside your tight walls makes him gasp, he's already with red face, trembling and holding your waist weakly.

-Quickly become so noisy, needy and whiny. It's just something like a torture of pleasure, he can't hold his hips still as you keep squeezing him like that, his dick twitching inside you so much as he begging you for more with tears in his dim cloudy eyes.

-You can't help but always wants to tease him just a little bit more, his pathetic reaction is just so cute. So you sit still, kissing his neck gently and caressing his shaking shoulders slowly, as you clench around his cock more tight on purpose.

"Shh, Doppo, just a little bit more.. You can do it, okay..?" - you kiss his temple and look at his blushing face. And despite he can feel as hot precum already dripping from the tip of his dick inside your cunt cause he's almost on edge now, wanting just a little bit friction, he will just nod with a strangled sob. He's still so obedient around you, after all.

-But be careful or one day he will just snaps, getting into his "berserk" mode.

-You was still playing with him, tickling his ear with you got breath but when you looked at his face again you notice sinful hungry sparkle in his eyes. Without any warning he will grip your waist so tightly, hands leaving bruises on your soft skin as he makes you bounce on his cock in such fast and aggressive pace.

"What's wrong?! Just a little bit more, you CAN do it, okay?" - he groans after hearing your weak pleases between loud moans, as you beg him to slow down.

-He will stop only after he cums several times, every time right inside your pussy, his hot thick semen so deep inside your cunt as he whispering in mocking tone how he will make sure to fill you up completely, so you would remember what you will get for messing with him like that.

-You're so sore next day, laying in bed as he standing in all fours in front of you, begging for forgiveness. He doesn't know what's gotten into him, but now he's so ashamed..

-But you kinda like it, this wild side of him was something and now you think if you should push him again a little bit later..?

-Another sensitive boy.

-He hears about this but never really tries as it was a little bit embarrassing to ask.. But with you he is finally bold enough to experiment more in the bedroom.

-And Rosho glad he finally asked about this, cause it's SO good. He may be a little shy about all that whimpers and whines he can't control as his dick wrapped in your heated walls is so tight, but he absolutely enjoys that.

-It's such an intimate moment for him, as he nuzzles to your shoulder, mumbling weakly how great you feel, how beautiful your body is and how much he loves you. He has so many compliments and praises to tell you and he whispers them right into your ear, so you will hear his soft voice nice and clear. Or maybe because he doesn't want you to see just how red his cheeks are right now.

"S/o.. please, hold me closer. Your skin is just so warm.. mm.." - he sighed, biting his lip, holding your hand tight, his fingers trembling as he caressed your knuckles.

-But he can't lasts for long time, as this tickling urge to finally fuck you growing more and more with every passing minute, all his thoughts about how much you squeeze him and how much tighter you will be after he finally start thrusting inside you.

-Always so needy after cockwarming, whimpering and almost crying when you two finally start moving, the sound of your thighs slapping his hips is so loud.. He kisses you really passionately as all his nerves concentrate on his trembling cock and your pulsing core..

-One time, when he was really busy with a bunch of tests he needed to check before tomorrow, you suggested an interesting idea.. You sit on his laps without any panties, his cock fully inside you, your thighs hugging his waist as you whisper in his ear that this is just a small motivation for him to finish all work faster.

-Guess who's just lose it and ended up fucking you right on the table, as he can't control neither his body nor his voice, moaning so loud as he pumping you so sloppy and fast. Definitely will cum inside as he is still afraid to mess up with his paperwork. And it just feels so good, when your legs are wrapped around his hips as you also press yourself closer to him, riding your orgasm.

-Finish his work almost in a few minutes after that just to continue his private time with you, but now in bed, where it's more comfortable for him as he again pushes his dick inside you, starting immediately with a quick pace.

"Why do you.. just LOVE to tease me.. so much..?" - Rosho groaned in a husky tone between moans, breathing rapidly as he already was almost on edge now - "Be ready, as I will not let you go so easily today.."

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[fukuokanodivision]

Yuno’s Thoughts On Division Leaders

Ichiro Yamada

“Yamada? Yes, Of course I know him. ‘The super-famous delinquent of Ikebukuro’ as they say apparently. Labels aside, Truly he’s a good brother figure to Jiro-san and Saburo-san, That makes sense considering they’re very attached to him, Like 2 heavy magnets if you will. It’s nice to be able to cross paths with him whenever I visit sometimes, Just seeing him makes my worries mostly dissolve into nothing. Other than that, He’s a great person to rather be around and I hope the DRB comes along soon so I can battle him someday…”

Samatoki Aohitsugi

“Aohitsugi, Here we go…I’m on the fence to be completely honest. Yes, He often resorts to violence, but he’s also ‘calm’ If somebody doesn’t ‘trigger’ him? Talk about a short/long fuse dynamic we have here. Anyway, Eko rather knows more about him than I do, Take all of M.T.C for that matter. Not only is the team very ‘edgy’, But so is Yokohama (I shouldn’t be surprised.) Crime running for hours on end, I could never survive a position like that, even if my own life depended on it to tell the truth. Overall, Aohitsugi’s a big mystery to me, So I’ll ask Eko more about him instead.”

Ramuda Amemura

“Amemura, Amemura, He’s also a big mystery. From my time in Chuohku, He just seemed ‘lonely’ or ‘captive’ around the place, Like a lonely ghost wanting to return to the living so badly he’d give up his own soul to be reborn…It’s a unsettling feeling to feel. But as he’s out in Shibuya, He’s something else completely. Like Eko, One thing most of the time and another thing the next and switches between them for the situation. Aside from that, He’s an entity I’m unaware of and I don’t have too much on him.”

Jakurai Jinguji

“Jinguji-san, I know him yes. At first glance, I didn’t know what to expect. I get it, a genius doctor wrapped in an aura of mystery? Wasn’t expecting that. But, He’s greatly a good figure. I’m very happy that Mai-Mai has taken a liking to him. He’s like an elder brother to them almost, Old as time, but has a heart of gold wherever he goes. I’m also glad both of them find solace together, but I’m a tad bit jealous of that to be honest. All in all, Jinguji-san is a good person and I will stay on great terms with him.”

Sasara Nurude

“Nurude-san, Where to start here…Ah, I know. Back on OverDrives ‘Big Escape From Chuohku’ years ago, Osaka was strangely our last destination. Eko may have already told you this, But he by total accident met Nurude-san. I didn’t know any of the sort while Mai-san and I were waiting outside the theatre and he was in there for a while. As we were walking back to the next train, He randomly started tirading on him. He seems interesting enough, So I guess I’ll have to meet him sometime…”

Kuko Harai

“Lastly…Harai-? Like Eko and Mai-san, I barely know him. Honestly, I don’t know what to say about this guy at all. He’s a monk, but has the mind of a tweenager? That’s a strange piece of character for me. His team is, Okay I guess. Visual-Kei musician and a ‘50 looking’ Lawyer…Interesting. There’s not much to say here, He always looks like he’s wanting a fight with somebody, So I guess I can return that favour at least.”

#hypmic oc

[sorrygotthesesacks]

I went through this a while back and I know others did, too, but thinking again where the dark mirror would put the members of hypmic. I don’t think anyone really fit Diasomnia.

Ichiro is Savanaclaw, probably.

Jiro is Savanaclaw definitely.

Like Saburo is unquestionably Ignihyde.

Samatoki is unquestionably Savanaclaw.

Jyuto… probably Octavinelle, but perhaps Scarabia.

Rio possibly Savanaclaw, too, but I love the idea of him in Ignihyde with his mystery snacks. However, if anyone would fit Diasomnia, it’s our guy who can easily function without modern technology and who has demonstrated an ability to deal with personalities like Lilia’s and Sebek’s (and he would legit eat Lilia’s cooking and appreciate the nutritional value - he might be Lilia’s new bestie). His earnestness would be so cute with Malleus and Silver, too.

Ramuda should be Octavinelle, but the mirror might find him a good fit for Pomefiore. Ramuda with potionology skills and an eye for fashion. Rook has a new classmate to obsess over. Epel has someone his size who embraces the “cute” - too much comic potential to put him anywhere else.

Gentaro is Octavinelle, period. He and Jade would be a menace.

Dice would be kinda fun in Savanaclaw. The Dice and Ruggie dynamic. But the idea of him in Heartslabyul then crying to Gentaro about being beheaded - again - is amusing. Plus the contrast between Dice and Deuce? Yeah, I think Dice is Heartslabyul.

Jakurai - Scarabia

Hifumi - Pomefiore. Beaute!

Doppo - Ignihyde

Sasara - I gave this a lot of thought a while ago and decided he was Heartslabyul but I don’t remember why. But that dorm uniform is definitely his style!

Rosho seems, like Jakurai, the intellectual type to be in Scarabia. But I think he’d do well in Savanaclaw or Heartslabyul. Just keep this poor gullible soul away from Octavinelle.

Rei is a faculty member teaching some obscure bullshit class. He also has a side hustle going with Ruggie.

Kuko has to be in Savanaclaw.

Jyushi might do best in Scarabia with a housewarden who he can talk to and who would recruit him to the Pop Music Club, but damn, the Diasomnia aesthetic would look great on him, and he and Sebek can be the two that cry the most. He would be a mess in Octavinelle or Heartslabyul, for very different reasons. He might suit Ignihyde, now that I think of it.

Hitoya is Octavinelle because he is all about the end result - but omg, Azul would fucking hate him. Which means the tweels would egg him on.

#hypmic characters in twst dorms #late to this party but am here #ask me tomorrow and these might all change #except Samatoki #and Saburo

[demonichikikomori]

Hello! ♡

That's one of the reasons why I enjoy writing too, especially x Reader content! I want people to know that their favorite character loves and cares about them, that they want them to be happy and healthy and do the things they love! No matter how you're feeling, what insecurities you have, they will always love you, unconditionally! ♡

AHHHH that trend sounds so cute! (especially since I do have trouble opening jars and such sometimes cause I'm weak lol) And awww Kuko peeling the orange for us! What a cute scenario! If Jyushi did ask he probably would hit him with a rolled up magazine or something like you said! I love the idea of Kuko being soft for the Reader (in his own way of course! He's still the same old Kuko!) but more so in the small things/ways he shows it like your example!

When I think of Ichiro and Valentine's Day the first thing I think of is him sitting around a table with his brothers as they brainstorm what he should do/get for you (especially if it's your first Valentine's Day together as a couple) Jiro would bring out the Shojo manga and they'd be looking through different ones to get ideas lol It'd be super cute!

I have A LOT of thoughts when it comes to DH, especially Rosho! Each of them is silly in their own way, and especially when they're together that's when they really becomes fools lol But something I can't get out of my head is Sasara trying to play wingman for Rosho, especially if Rosho is too anxious or worried to say or do anything (Which I can totally see him freezing up when he likes someone, since we already know he has stage fright!) Like I can picture Sasara coming over to me and acting like he usually does and walking back over to Rosho who's just like, "What was that!?" while I'm just confused and don't know what's going on lol

Like I would LOVE to write a Rosho x Reader where the Reader works at the same school he teaches at, where the Reader is either a teacher (who teaches Home Ec) or is the school nurse (or even a lunch lady? Lunch lady could be cute....oh I'm really liking the lunch lady idea!!)

I actually have some merch from the Sanrio collab of Hifumi and corocorokuririn! My friend thought he was Natsuki from Utapri and got it for me lol It's super cute! ♡ My favorite Sanrio character is My Sweet Piano (she's my tumblr icon!) and Hello Kitty is my second fave! I wish we would see more of Piano in collabs, but I was super happy when I saw her with Luka in the Project Sekai Sanrio collab they had!

Thank you! ♡

YOUR FAVE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!! It’s true, I asked them!! <3 <3 <3

Kuko is actually very ahhhh, like solid to me? Solid as in he won’t really change no matter the person or situation. So in a way he’s difficult to write for, but also very easy. WWKD? (What Would Kuko Do?) And the answer is, probably fist fight or start cussing someone out. And he’s a Leo?! Great heavens.

Ichiro has two of the silliest wingmen he could ask for. Ah yes, please seek aid from the kids. They have wonderful concepts to share. I don’t think they would try to sabotage unless they didn’t like me… Which I would be terrified if they didn’t because I like their brother!!!!! I’m gonna kiss him!!!! Honestly the idea of them getting inspiration from Shojo manga makes me feel kinda special because I like a lot of shojo romance. I have a big manga collection already so I might recognize the scene they picked if I watch closely!~!

Sasara is a great wingman!! He wants Rosho to succeed and he’s being as helpful as he can. “Rosho wants to ask you something! It’s important so go and meet him in his classroom later!” He’s oddly direct and he’d make a few puns. Rosho is Sasara’s best friend and they’re always hanging out and Rosho trying to ask a girl out would be helpful for his stage fright! … Exposure therapy! Rosho sees the cute new female teacher or lunch lady and is so scared of talking to her and messing up he can’t even work up a ‘hello’ or ‘good morning’ the first month of her working… He wants to greet her! At least to be polite! Sasara will help. Rei too… Don’t be scared… You’re one corny pick up line away from getting Rosho’s number!!!!!

YOU DO?!???? AGHHHHH PLEASE SHOW ME!! I wanna see it… I need to… Omg so many people see My Sweet Piano as an obscure Sanrio character too!! I didn’t even notice she was your icon!! And I looked at the little stickers and in a way… Hifumi and Natsuki do look alike a little. Hifumi will never be as tall but the hair style is kinda similar! Your friend had their heart in the right place!! I also like that Doppo has Kirimi-Chan wwwwww it’s lowkey a very strange pairing? Kirimi-Chan is just strange to me in general though I think Doppo should’ve gotten Gudetama!! But that’s just my opinion of course!~!

#ask the devil #⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧sugarcookiesheep