#amused dread

[fandomsoda]

Homestuck 2 started updating again!

That’s…

news.

I’ve not read it yet so idk what my opinion fully is on HS^2, but-

from what I here?

idk if this is a good idea lmao-

#soda answers #soda’s hs posting again #btw no anger or bad feelings at all this doesn’t upset me #Tbh I’m laughing #and was not ready to get this news today so it’s just- #amused dread #HS^2 was a bad idea overall IMO #like Hiveswap is great #but we don’t need to stretch things out and beat a dead hoofbeast #It’s not been great so far

[splickedylit]

Things I never get tired of writing

weird cultural worldbuilding, especially with strange, intricate social norms and power dynamics

characters playing little made up card games with implied bizarre, convoluted rules where I blatantly rip off the vibe of Pokemon, MTG, Duel Monsters/Yugioh etc

we see one of my favs from an outside POV: they are hot, badass, terrifying, tragic, or any/all of the above

#bullet point two is less represented in my writing over all but it is on my mind because it's what I'm writing at the moment lmao #still very amused by the motorcity fic where Chuck and his nerd buddies were playing ''Enchantment: The Convocation'' #you don't have to make up rules you just have to pepper in there shit like #''(X) lays down two golden spires and activates //Dread Encumbrance of the Pilgrim//.'' #i find it incredibly fun to make that shit up and also it gives people something to do with their hands in between dialogue lines lmao

[dathen]

His eyes shone, and his cheek was flushed with the exhilaration of the master workman who sees his work lie ready before him. A very different Holmes, this active, alert man, from the introspective and pallid dreamer of Baker Street. I felt, as I looked upon that supple figure, alive with nervous energy, that it was indeed a strenuous day that awaited us.

Watson.

Watson.

Watson.

(Aside: I do enjoy that while they’re approaching middle age Watson is as Disaster Bi as ever and wants us all to know that Sherlock Holmes Still Got It)

#he really went and used the word ‘supple’ good lord #that’s voluptuous-adjacent in my book #I’m also terribly amused that he wakes up at the crack of down and is like wow. holmes is so hot. #and then is instantly in dread of how strenuous the day is gonna be bc he does NOT feel supple and alive w energy himself #letters from watson #the priory school

[ladyantiheroine]

Me getting home from the movie theater: “The Fabelmans was a lovely movie I wonder what Tumblr thought of it.”

Me: *logs onto Tumblr*

Tumblr: *endless burt fabelman smut*

#don’t get me wrong #paul dano is a great actor #and burt is a lovely character #it just never ceases to amuse me that tumblr always goes straight for the throat in terms of smut #regardless of the media #ya’ll are thirsty #I was dreading someone shipping Sam with the antisemitic bully #ya’ll have directed your thirst in the right direction #the fabelmans #paul dano #burt fabelman

[warblercore]

I am once again asking for them to release the glee pride album on vinyl 🙏

#to clarify #i mean this in a 'they fumbled so hard its actually painful' kind of way #its dreadful. its also very amusing

[thenwethrowitonthefire]

Shout-out to everyone who survived a "fun" easter with the family

#fucking hell #it started with finding out my dad smoked in my car when I picked up my sister #who was equally dreading the day #my mum turns into the world's tensest and judgemental presence. worsened by my aunt #then hell for autistic people (of which there are multiple present) #multiple deaf people means one uninspired conversation that isn't interesting in any way. #combinations of passive aggressiveness and people not saying a thing because they can't participate. voice volumes too damn high #weirdass food situations. Very full table. so many smells. #this goes on for over an hour. wishing for literally anything but being there. soul crushing. #then you still have to sit in that room for 2.5 hours. it just goes on and on. #my autistic deaf dad physically looks like how I feel. my mum and aunt keep piling on top of him to demand his mental presence #i leave the room once (to get my phone to show pictures to my uncle) and am immediately followed upstairs by my mum #who demands I don't leave the room (What's next. following me when I need the toilet?) #me and my sister are so bored we start throwing paper planes and fake fighting. #Which amuses the bored and the deaf #but of course my mum and aunt have opinions and this is not allowed. only soul crushing boredom allowed #they complain to each other over it while aggressively doing dishes #finally it ends because my mum and aunt start insisting my dad should go to bed if he's 'that tired'. *sprinkle on some additional ableism* #still sitting through a conversation about allergies one of my sister's friends has. my mum preaching that people should take that seriously #(meanwhile i had to cook for myself for 9 years because when my allergies were really bad no one bothered to check if i could eat something) #me and my sister go sit upstairs to discover our mum has made things we care about vanish in her room #and made things appear that should not be there #I've washed the interior of my car and hope the smell will go #you think it's over after that. but woke up with the realisation that even more things have disappeared from my sister's room. #i can't remember a time when things left outside of my room didn't disappear #I don't know why we do these family gatherings at all. no one has fun on days like that. #the housing crisis isn't making these things easy. my sister is losing her place to live again as well #she'll go hiking for a month and then work on a campsite over the summer #maybe I'll go house sitting again. idk. #can't make commitments a few months in advance like that because I'll cancel everything the second Sparks announces anything important

[yrsonpurpose]

not taylor attending f1 this weekend oh when two worlds collide

#does he even know what happens there alfjfkf #also im dreading which other celebs go just for pr and have nooo clue what an f1 is #it's quite amusing #does taylor ever stay in one place lmfao #taylor zakhar perez #f1

[little-red-fool]

Apparently I’m not allowed to smile anymore because every time I smile or grin or whatever my friends say I look like I’m up to something or I’ve done something I’m not supposed to I can’t help that I just look really shifty LMAO

#ngl its really funny though because i’ll just be smiling for whatever reason #and a look of dread just crosses their face like oh fuck whats he done now #very amusing #its also probably why they keep calling me a cat weasel or fox

[steakout-05]

he is not amused.....

#barry steakfries #jetpack joyride #sketch #barry after you call him barreth for the 50th time and he's past the point of embarrassment and is now just grumpy about it #i'm in love with the fact his name's comically long and ridiculous #fuckin barreth mcsteakington friesenhausen. #one of the characters in AOZ has a ridiculous name as well (miss rubenstein sexypants) so i'm happy they kept that going in the vlog #i feel like he dreads going to family gatherings specifically because of that name because it's embarrassing #and he just has to put up with it for a night and a half #also i like to think craig would lightly tease him about it if he found out what his whole name is #he'd think it's actually kind of a cute name but also make fun of barry for it because it's funny seeing him get embarrassed #also speaking of that episode of the vlog: as an queenslander barry's mum is incredibly accurate to how quite a few people here are like #like her story about her friend getting hit by a bus after using the internet feels like something i'd hear a weird aunt or neighbour say #i think most of halfbrick's fans aren't australian so i find it really funny when people call barry british or get confused at certain term #and i have seen some people call barry british before and i feel this mixture of amusement and confusion about it #because 1. that's just really funny that people tend to immediately assume that pronouncing stuff like tomato as “tomahhto” = british #but also 2. have you even heard a british person. i assure you they often don't sound like us australians #especially with the many different variations in their accents depending on what area they come from #anyway.... barry grumpy :3 #i like how i always end up going on long tangents in the tags about random loosely related shit #it's the autism brain going off

[not-gonna-lose]

Attached is a poorly edited photo of Kieran on the moon

No clue why you'd waste time making this...

#pkmn irl #asks #dread plate #(he did find it a little amusing...)

[unohanadaydreams]

#I am going to be so normal about this feature #just like I am with posting! great idea giving this to me tumblr! #you already know who I’m voting #MAD SCIENTISTS (and Giselle) LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO #I think all of them would be very condescending #Urahara somehow has already caught someone like you and already knows all about you #Senjumaru made you an adorable outfit while you were passed out that also keeps you from leaving the jar #Mayuri has drafted a tiny contract because he wants you to be filled with dread (and a binding agreement to organ donating) #Giselle is giggling and tapping the glass #and Szayel is convinced that you meant to be captured by him over anyone else (soul reapers) and he’s not amused that you won’t give up #the location of your loved ones like he’s going to turn you all into the perfect specimens pls just let him decimate your populations

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

absolutely insane to me that my cat didn’t exist a year ago. whole eight pounds of a creature conked the fuck out next to my pillow

#her birthday is officially jan 1st bc it amuses me but she was probably an early spring kitten #wow last feb was. dreadful after a fairly nice jan and i am bracing myself just in case #Mackintosh

[selkiecoded]

the thing they dont warn you about owning a snake is that if you want to handle it you have to get very comfortable with the concept of a reptile crawling up your shirt very fast

[maryyyy8]

Mother found my Tumblr I'm killing myself

#rambling #/nsrs but like. #augh. #send me a screenshot ''is this you?'' #SCARY. #told me my icon and banner and header makes it look like stanley is dead which is mildly amusing but also #noooo. dread.

[embraceyourdestiny]

God I need to be in a fucking mall. My safe haven.

#og #when malls are your amusement parts #*parks #me hates money with a dread also me what if we go to a store and buy a inch of useless shit

[wolpertinger-prince]

#amusing musings #plushie dreadfuls