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welldressedloser · 8 months
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What you have to understand is that the World Chess Federation had to ban trans women due to the innate biological advantage they have in chess tournaments. Trans women have more sensitive prostates than cis women, making it more easy to cheat using a vibrating butt plug.
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ghostofapineapple · 11 months
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help pls
tumblr has assimilated me into the hivemind
i'm part of the gay spaghetti
i'm a droplet in the rainbow soup
i didn't last a full week
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creepymutelilbugger · 9 months
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systemdeez · 6 months
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What the fuck? Is this a legal chess move?!
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i missed r/anarchychess
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pointedhydra837 · 11 months
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In memoriam to r/anarchychess. We’ll always miss you. (Bishop went on vacation and never came back)
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typecasto · 10 months
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the-warlock-syndicate · 11 months
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I am of the firm opinion that r/AnarchyChess was a CIA experiment to evaluate the viability of implanting subliminal messages through viral social media actions. A study in memetic messaging, which tracks the spread of a simple call and response style meme, with r/AnarchyChess being the prime viral reservoir, constantly stating and reaffirming the call and response, further ingraining it into the user's psyche. As the users spread to the other subreddits, one will randomly feel the compulsion to release the call, provoking the response from another user. As this behavior becomes more frequent, new users are exposed and the new subreddit becomes a viral vector.
Unfortunately for the CIA, their experiment had to come to a halt. Spez found evidence of the conspiracy, and orchestrated an API cost increase to incite strikes and blackouts via reverse psychology, under the completely believable pretense that he is a greedy bastard, but with the true intention of shutting that sub down and ending the experiment. Sadly though, while the reservoir has been closed, the infection continues, and has been forced out onto the greater web, escaping the lab and leaking to the greater public.
Anyway, ignore all that, and google en passant
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thefarrynem · 9 months
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Remember the anarchy chess arc when they were talking about the speed of chess pieces?
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Baljeet: And with my pawn to D3, I take your pawn through “en passant.”
Buford: Now you’re just making things up.
I’m not exactly sure how big the potential audience crossover here is that’s likely to both be a Phineas and Ferb fan and understand the joke, but if just *one* person does, it’ll all be worth it.
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moderatescykosis · 10 months
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turing-complete-mammal · 10 months
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holy hell
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aquar-io · 11 months
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i was playing chess and my opponent promoted their pawn to this thing, what do i do?
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eri-lessthan3 · 11 months
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GUYS
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DO Y'ALL REMEMBER THIS ERA????
google en passant
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catsanarchy · 19 days
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