#and also eat lots of worms

[b4kuch1n]

hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city! #still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that... #also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

[wall-e-gorl]

let them be COZY

#my art #unprepared casters #on the rocks #off the rails #they! are eating my brain. theyre my latest brain worms. look at them. look at these losers (affectionate). thats not their bed. #i went a little more with lighting than usual. those lines are from the sun hitting mostly closed blinds #it happens on my curtains in my room everyday provided its not cloudy. its been rainy today and yesterday so i miss it #ooook details. atty is wearing one of rians shirts. cause they were in a gown earlier and i doubt they did a pitstop by their apartment #so. sharing clothes #and of course rian and chet made tshirts for their cover bar. why wouldnt they thats the kind of nonsense they would get up to #also: the a is the Symbol. the resistence symbol #i thought thatd be fun and neat and Cool #and they are holding each other soooooo closely. theyre allowed to now <3 #anyways this is a lot of tags #thank you for reading them and also hi dillian

[bonefall]

How would a thunderclan cat go about caring for leeches? I imagine it would be harder for them than Shadowclan cats since I imagine things aren’t quite as like.. damp in thunderclan. I love leeches pls give me the husbandry lore 🥺

I'm taken aback at how many people want the leech lore, I did not expect this much love for Spotty's girls. But, ok!

For one, they are medicinal leeches. Hirudo medicinalis. This species is actually threatened in England, specifically because it's so rare for livestock to drink from lakes these days. So these wild leech specimens are actually found in ShadowClan territory, and they heavily rely on Clan cats!

They also do prey on the occasional boar, fox, or badger that wades through the mud. ShadowClan loves leeches, they think they are useful as medicine AND as snacks, leading to a symbiotic relationship.

(sadly this means that the expansion of the highway and the loss of the Clan cats massively disrupted the leech population. There are probably conservationists who discover too late that there were medical leeches surviving in this area and despair over how they could have saved the White Hart woods.)

Anyway, keeping leeches is easiest for ShadowClan of course, but ThunderClan can do it with some effort. Spotty has a two-part terracotta bowl (a dish and a lid) which helps keep them cool, even in summer, and she stores them in the darkest part of her den. At the bottom of this bowl is mud, wet leaves, swampy substrate.

It's not hard to feed them with worms or insects, but they have so many elders with joint pain that there's enough food to go around. Spotty also really doesn't mind just letting them nibble her arm; leech bites aren't painful or anything.

The hardest part is getting pond water when she needs to clean the bowl. You want water that's full of good bacteria that can support fish, not just any old ditchwater.

Before Yellowfang's exile, she would ask for ShadowClan pond water and usually be granted permission with an escort. Brokenstar didn't see a need to make a hard embargo with ThunderClan when he was so focused on eradicating WindClan first.

Yellowfang has a lot more knowledge about caring for leeches though. Because she can't access pondwater, she ran some experiments with the lesser-leeches (the ones that weren't Spotty's beloved 3), and found she can clean the bowl slowly using river water, but doing it all at once could shock the leeches.

But, it's not very hard. Harder than keeping mealworms, but leeches are an easy animal to keep. They're also really cute, like fat worms, with nice patterns.

#Most people think leeches are MURDER WORMS but they're actually more like #Kissy grubs #Also apparently when you grill them they crunch #I saw a video of someone eating them once and they just crunched through like a nugget after they'd been cooked #The most alarming thing about them is that they have an anticoagulant in their bite #So their bites bleed a lot #But they were used in medicine for a reason #That anticoagulant and anesthetic is super super helpful for joint pain and inflammation #such as arthritis #leeches #tw leeches #parasites #tw parasites #Bonefall Spottedleaf #They also just drop off on their own when they're full #Once you get over the shock of 'I am literally being eaten by a slug' it's not a huge deal #They aren't like ticks or fleas that bite. Itch. Multiply. And spread disease and sickness #They're just funky little fat dudes #Another misconception is that they have a big row of circle teeth like a saw. No lol that's a lamprey #You are being shown a lamprey because someone wants to scare you #You can't even SEE leech teeth they're so fine #They make a perfect little triangle cut and that's it. Like the mercedes car symbol

[hollowbananer]

Random things from twitter and some sketches that I did for the fun

#hk pale king #im busy with work but I want to draaaaw #in the meantime I’m gonna post these here heh #also sorry for not posting a lot in here tho I forger 💀 #sketches #I had a conversation with a friend about movies Pk wouldn’t like #My guesses were The joker (2019) Pinocchio (1940) and How to Eat Friend worms (2006).

[eggratgremlin]

Hey can you draw Smuldunde eating ramen and having strong emotions of any sort bc of it lol

"Oh! it reminds me of traditional Muln worm stew! how wonderous!"

#hylics #smuldunde #art requests #i have very specific headcanons about splithead culture including cuisine #they are junglely swamp dewellers fr #thus they have a lot of worms snails slugs etc in their diets #also no way hylics people use utensils for eating food #forks are like one of the powerfullest weapons in hylics 1

[rubberbandballqueen]

man people who have chronic pain are stronger than any us marine for real. i had a tummyache so bad earlier i had to curl up in bed and do nothing but scroll through tumblr on my phone for like fifteen minutes instead of doing what i wanted (code on the computer). cannot imagine living like that for days at a time on the regular.

#the worm speaks #honestly not sure what caused the stomach ache just that it hit like. five minutes after i finished dinner at most #the only potentially odd thing abt dinner is that i think the cabbage was pickled at home #but i also did not eat a whole lot today in general bc i didn't feel like it so maybe it was protesting having a full meal #who's to say!! but tummyache gone at least

[whimsicmimic]

one of these days i need to sit down with the butterfly + spider symbolism from tri98 and write a thing about spiders and silk moths — beings that are both capable of producing silk — and the inherent tragedy of the domestic silk moth (bombyx mori) + dependent plants

#theres an ongoing debate about what constitutes as ‘ethical’ silk #given that the way silk is usually harvested is by boiling pupated silk worms #(pupated silk worms are also seen as a snack in some cultures!) #some people think this is inherently cruel. to boil the worm before it has the opportunity to emerge as a moth #but if you allow the moth to emerge the silk will be a much lower quality due to the moth breaking strands #and the adult domestic silk moth has a lifespan of roughly a week. #they have no mouths. they cannot eat. their purpose is to reproduce and then die #the domestic silk moth cannot fly. we’ve bred it out of them. #so the question is: is it ethical to boil the silkworm in its cocoon? is it more ethical to let it turn into a moth? #the answer is: i dont know. only the individual can determine that. but i work with silk and i think abt it a Lot #and i do think theres something there wrt spiders who create and utilize their silk for their own purposes #cough cough independent plants #and the dependent plants. the tragedy of the silk moth. no mouth. limited lifespan. an inability to fly. #marge simpson voice I Just Think Theyre Neat

[sanguith]

i'm glad i decided to try out a ketosis diet again (aka changing my metabolism to basically only use ketone bodies made from fatty acids for energy by reducing carb intake to max 20g/day) for a few weeks because it was a neat experiment but i'm also glad I decided to stop because now i get to enjoy life's greatest fucking simplest yet finest delicacy: mashed potatoes/sweet potatoes with melted butter and salt. i cannot understand how i could live without that. just. vegetables. keto has opened my eyes to new ways to cook foods and experiment with ingredients but i don't think i can live without carbs. i doubt that the majority of people could. also have you any idea how much good simple near-zero effort food there is out there like holy gosh darn in heaven. i don't have to spend hours cooking something to have a nice meal

#food mention #diets #actually anything carb with butter and salt. how can it be so good. call me a lazy goob but i once just microwaved corn and butter #added salt. and it was the most delicious fuckin thing ive ever eaten #i've done low-carb in the past and tried keto a few times and always it felt so great after the keto flu disappeared after a few days #but this time the keto flu did not go away. i felt so weak and awful but at the same time i had less brain fog. and never felt hungry. #but it was werid. i think it might have been because i've been kinda high carb for the last few years and the change was so strong & sudden #also electrolyte imbalances can happen on keto if you're not careful. it's complex. #anyway it got me to eat a bit healthier like (almost) completely avoiding processed foods and unnaturally high sugary stuff #which i just want to generally avoid for personal health reasons which is a whole can of worms but i just dont want to overindulge #sure i can eat an entire bag of candies or chips in an evening if i feel like it but I *feel* my body just being like “nooo” and sure enoug #the next morning i do feel a little bit extra like shit #and another thing: i think i benefit from abrupt diet changes now and then. it feels natural in a way. ye olde scavenger hunter genetics #ya know. our nomadic ancestors would probably have to do that a lot when things weren't year-round available #sometimes only meat for months on end in cold seasons/areas #sometimes basically only plants and nuts roots and seeds and stuff #it's actually remarkable how human metabolism can adapt so much depending on what's available to eat #sometimes fasting for days when food was just nowhere to be found. #i'm not saying “stress your metabolic system it's good for you'” (it probably isnt) just idk. mixing it up a bit at least works for me #btw disclaimer i HATE the whole thing about diet-pressuring and some people claiming that certain diets will solve everything #it doesn't solve all health problems magically. ”"”superfoods“”“ are not a 100% faultless scientifically proven thing. #shit like ''the paleo diet is the number one key to optimal health without medications!!'' no. shut. #on the other hand i do believe diets can help a bit like a nudge. it's just one factor out of many that affects how we feel #ANYWAY conclusion: eat what you want. do what feels right for you. find your own ways to make the food you eat help your health a bit #or don't! be yourself! love yourself! #the chosen method is gonna be different for everybody #but from now on im gonna try and eat as close to natural unprocessed foods as I can in this day and age. it feels right for me somehow. #i think *my* preferred method/diet whatever is to mainly eat natural unprocessed foods and to mix it up a bit now and then with change #for that sweet ''METABOLIC ADAPTATION'' perk that feels good for me #(why did this post become so long. nobody cares. anyway i don't care if nobody cares. i care. *I* care!!! wooopp)

[sysig]

Delicious references and [Jokes, Gags, and [REDACTED]] (Patreon)

#Doodles #Deltarune #Spamton #Mostly stuff inspired by the Sweepstakes - dialogue - worm - pipis - unfortunate and impromptu ''lipstick'' #Hated that so much thanks :) #That second one with the peg legs is making me deeply consider trying some new concept for his legs in my full style #Haven't yet but Deeply Considering It #Probably something more like Bar's legs hmm he does have a bit of a doll-jointed look to him now... #Also tried leaving ears out of all of these since Spamton's ears are not confirmed in canon lol #I like drawing ears tho :( So I'm not completely sure hm hmm #Well even after drawing him this much I still feel like I haven't completely pinned down his design anyway lol lots of things yet to try! #And he's plenty drawable so that'll probably happen too #Do enjoy that worm #Some serious expression'd Spamtons while carefully depositing some pipis definitely not just haphazardly dropping them wherever #It is fun to make them shiny like that hehe I can do that all traditionally! The slightly darker patches have no digital editing ♪ #I'm gonna go ahead and say he really was just eating lipstick in the last one the other options are bad lol #I also considered Apotheosis goop but ehh an A!Big Shot is enough for me for now lol

[spellsparkler]

saw a poll today about how peoples' characters regard the dream visitor in its initial guise... I truly don't think row gives a rat's ass about it up until the reveal. if they really take any of its bait it's not until after the tentacles come out

#they do eat the tadpoles. but that's prompted initially by whim and then by spite (during a breakdown on the mountain pass) #not because they want to please a mysterious nothing in their head #but when the mysterious nothing becomes a weird shitty guy who is borderline obsessed with them and also blatantly manipulating them? #tbf a lot of the way they respond is probably circumstantial #there's a lot going on #but the emperor would have had way better luck with them if its approach from the beginning was #Hi. I'm the monster who lives in your pocket and I think you're the coolest thing since sliced bread. #will you eat this cool worm I found I got it for you specially #it's super important #I can't stress enough that row also does not trust the emperor post-reveal. it's just unclear how much that matters. there's a lot going on #and they are someone who will let a lot slide under the right circumstances #oc tag #row

[engagemythrusters]

Yo boss can I get a 14 and a 24 on the Oc asks for whichever is your (dont let the others hear lmfao) Favorite Oc?

🫡 aye aye!

one goes out to Sgt Handsanitizer--keep on keeping it real chief!

14: What animal do they fear most?

Worms. You never know when your captain's bucket could be full of them.

24: Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom?

Sex is a thing the General and the Commander have. A lot. Loudly. That's about all there is to it.

#he's not much but he's also a lot! #yes he does frequently wonder how many worms can fit in someones helmet. its his deepest question that he will never know. #and commander hilt and general akiyi tonn fuck like CRAZY. just NASTY. ALWAYS. #but hes too busy eating oranges skin-on to care #hehe thank youu <3 #clone trooper oc #sergeant handsanitizer #116th battalion #star wars

[sucre-sanguine]

Actually one of my favorite things about my axolotl is that he really does look like he's wearing an Aztec quetzal headdress with his little flared purple and green gills. I might not have a lot of connection to my Mexican heritage but ougghh once upon a time this little creature was Xolotl and now I keep him in a 30 gallon wet box

#i adore him... my little worm eating psychopomp #its a shame mexico is so behind on conservation #though a lot of groups are trying! #it might just be a little too late #the lab and pet populations are the most stable but theyre horribly inbred #im also generally annoyed at people getting them as wacky pets and then... basically commiting animal abuse #because hehe minecraft animal!!! piss off.

[bogleech]

Simple lifeform facts I take for granted that I've now seen blowing people's minds on here:

That sea urchins walk around and have mouths with teeth on their undersides

That corals are related to jellyfish

Barnacles being related to crabs and shrimp

Ants being an offshoot of wasps

Termites being totally unrelated to ants and all similarities just being convergent evolution (they're actually a group of cockroaches, but even science didn't know that part until a few years ago)

Starfish having an eye at the end of each arm

That the bodies of ticks and mites are also their heads, essentially big heads with legs (they even frequently have eyes way up on "the body")

Sperm whales have no upper teeth, and also their bodies are flat from the front

Goats also having no upper (front) teeth

Tapeworms having no mouth at all and just absorbing nutrients over their entire body surface

That flies are bigger pollinators than bees

That moths are bigger pollinators than bees

That wasps are just as important pollinators as bees (more important to many groups of plants) and when we say they're "less efficient" at it we just mean individually they get a little less pollen stuck to them.

That honeybees are nonnative to most of the world and not good for the local ecosystem, just good for human agriculture

That earthworms are also nonnative and destructive to more habitats than the reverse

There being no hard biological line between slugs and snails; all slugs aren't necessarily related to each other and there are gastropod groups where some have shells and some don't

That ALL octopuses (not just the blue ring) have a venomous bite

Most jellyfish and sea anemones being predators that eat fish

"Krill" being shrimp up to a few inches long and not some kind of microbe

Blue whales therefore being the deadliest predators to ever evolve as they eat up to several million individual animals per day

That krill are still "plankton" because plankton refers to whatever animals, algae and other organisms are carried around by the sea's currents, not to any particular group of life or a size category

Fungi being no more related to plants than we are, and in fact more like a sibling to the animal kingdom if anything

Venus fly traps being native to only one small area of North America in all the world

Parasites being essential to all ecosystems

Leeches not having a circular ring of teeth anywhere

That algae is not a type of plant

That most seaweed is just very big algae

That enough wood ends up in the ocean that plenty of sea life evolved to eat only wood

Speaking of which the fact that the "ship worms" that make tunnels in wood are just long noodly clams

Butterflies technically just being a small weird group of moths we gave a different name to

That insects only get wings once they reach maximum size and therefore there can never be a younger smaller bee or fly that's not a larva

Spiders not being any more likely to kill their own mates/young than just a cat or dog might, for most species maybe a lot less often?

[skeleton-headass]

guess who's back, back again?

#this is so embarassing ngl #my trigger this time was spending a week with my dad LMAO #couldn't eat for a few days bc i was nervous around my dad and i have a school thing i'm fucking up #and i kept losing time the last two days like i had to really concentrate to get myself ready to go out #and i cried about needing a hug #(literally cried when i got back and my mom wasn't waiting for me at the train station aS IF IM NOT FUCKIN 22) #but when i got back my mom's fb got hacked and i helped her (lit rally not even helpful bc i'm only a first year it student so i just #changed passwords for my stepdad and her) #and didn't have time to be a depressed sad worm #and now im embarrassed that i ever was #like wow i didn't talk a lot for three days and kept spacing out that's so sad tell us more while mom is literally getting robbed thru the #other blue hellsite #gross #anyways i'm back im sad again i remembered im unlovable and will die alone again and i need control #also my best friends are getting engaged to each other and i feel even shittier for not being able to be happy for them bc im having a #lil temper tantrum and have to start starving myself #cool bye

[wisteriaiswriting]

Okay, I read something about moths going kinda crazy during mating season. It's especially crazy for the males. Can I request Valentino smut with his favorite female porn star reader?

𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕊𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟

Words: 872

Warnings: GN!Reader | Smut [Eating out, rimming, fucking, degrading]

Valentino knew what was approaching, every year he tried to ignore it as no one was good enough to spend it with him. His mating season was a sensitive time, meaning a lot of things could go wrong.

But this year someone had caught his attention. It was you, one of his newer contracts on the scene, quickly becoming a fan favourite, and he sees why. So he makes the decision to have you help him.

Unluckily though you were pretty dense to his advancements, unsurprisingly due to the fact he was a moth and you weren’t. But still, at least you could acknowledge him.

***

Fuck.

Mating season had officially started, and it was hitting him hard.

“EVERYONE OUT!” His screaming shocked everyone, also sending them all rushing out. You were at the back of the group, wich let him grab your collar to pull you towards him.

“Not you babe,” As he spoke smoke swirled around you both, a lot more seeping out this time. “You get the honour of helping me tonight~”

Holding you as he started walking, turning into stumbling. The first time he hit a wall you were pulled to his chest. Soon enough he opened the doors to the nearest room, revealing it to be one of the bigger studios.

Passing the chairs and equipment to drop you on the bed, following by dropping onto his knees. Hands kneading your thighs, sliding up to your waist. His breathing became harsher during this, red smoke circling the area.

Sitting up before pulling you closer, fingers finding their way under the waistband of your pants and underwear. Staying still for a few seconds before pulling away, ripping both.. Quickly pulling them off, throwing them onto the floor somewhere.

“I’ll buy you better ones, just let me…” His words faded as he became less focused. More smoke was puffed out and into the room as his mouth opened, letting his tongue out.

Leaning closer to let it move along your thigh, quickly moving up. Although it couldn’t go much further due to your position. Arms wormed their way under your legs, using one pair of arms to hold you up.

Strong enough to not let you drop any lower than needed, which was up near his face. Allowing his tongue to get where it needed, leaving the area with a tingly feeling.

Not moving in immediately, instead running along the outside. Letting your muscles relax before he moved in, your tensing didn’t have any visual effect on him. Everything for him felt doubled, so even the slightest movement had him jolting.

So when your legs wrapped around over his shoulders, hands grasping at his hat. That seemed to flip a switch in his mind. One pair of arms reached up to remove your legs, while another hand pulled yours off.

Controlled yet dropping you onto the bed again, this time making you lay down. His hand on yours didn’t leave, instead intertwining them. With your legs, his hands had moved down to your ankles. Moving them onto his shoulders.

He had started huffing, even though more smoke left his mouth it stopped affecting you. Instead filling the room and leaving you unable to see him unless he was in your face, which you wouldn’t mind either way.

His fourth and open hand held his cock, making sure he has a smooth entrance. Which he did, once he was in he let you adjust. When you were good he picked up the pace instantly.

From just quick to slamming into you. His hands left your ankles to hold your waist, with how hard they were grabbing you would surely have bruises later. Only able to accept him.

He kept pounding until his glasses fell off, rushingly placing them onto your head. Even with his hand holding yours it didn’t stop you from moving at each thrust, never stopping him. Only going harder.

“That's what you like huh? Course it is you slut!” At these words he leaned forwards, taking a sniff at your collarbone. You smelled like him now, no one could ever confuse you for one of his other sluts, you’re his now.

Letting his teeth sink into your flesh after, not that you minded. He tasted your blood, which was almost sickeningly sweet for someone stuck in hell, especially stuck with him.

During this his pace never slowed or even stuttered. Causing both of you to get closer to your orgasms. At this point Valentino had lost almost all his focus.

The light above was soon shut out, due to his wings making an appearance. Which also revealed the button up underneath, giving you something to grab onto.

Hands reaching to grab bunches, in turn pulling him closer. Your nails, ones Valentino has you care for, threatened to rip the shirt. Although neither of you cared in the moment, he might later. But you didn’t care.

“There we go, cum for me Luz~” At his words you did, the air was filled with both of you huffing. You were trying to get air back into your lungs, while he looked down at you. Taking in this image.

Maybe he’ll start caring for mating seasons if you’ll stay with him.

***

Luz - Light

#hazbin hotel x male reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino x reader #valentino smut #wisteria♥

[rubberbandballqueen]

holy shit the blueberries in the fridge taste really good

#for context i was recovering from plague at this time last year and didn't start getting my sense of taste back until summer #but even then so many things i liked tasted absolutely foul and fruit was a VERY unfortunate victim of this #and until recently actually i thought my sense of smell was just gonna be permanently altered until the other day #when i finally got the upstairs bathroom back bc my SISTER came home to quarantine from plague from her asthmatic roommate #i'd forgotten to bring my shampoo n conditioner down so i was using my parents' for that time period so i smelled my own again #and i was so surprised n delighted to realize it smelled as lovely as i remember it before i got ill #like i genuinely did not believe that i would ever smell it like that ever again so it was like 'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' #and blueberries are like my favorite fruit but then there was just something Wrong with them when my taste came back #so they'd sit in the fridge until the texture went bad and i wouldn't dare touch them #I ALSO MISSED MANGOES A LOT. JUST SAYING I MISSED THEM A LOT tho they were some of the first to return to normal #but yeah i was like 'man i guess i'll try the blueberries' when i wandered over to the fridge just now #next thing i know i am shoving them in my mouth by the fistful bc Eating Is Pleasurable Holy Fucking Shit #so like yeah i think i just had a proper blueberry eating experience for the first time in almost two years #the worm speaks